* * », / T illamook headlight , S eptember 21, 1011 THE TALE OF A PIG RAILWAY SIGNALS CURIOUS RESERVOIRS. LIQUID PORES. An Entertaining Experiment With Al The Use to Which Baobab Trass Are cohol and Water. Put In Africa. It la not easy to Imagine liquids as People of the Kordofan province. pores, though this seems to be Chief Justice Marshall’s First Africa, use baobab trees as reservoirs “Firework«” That Serve as Train having tbe case as shown by certain familiar for the scanty water of that district Protectors. experiments. When a certain amount Case as a Lawyer. Tbe trees have to be prepared care We are introducing the New Frances acd of powdered sugar Is slowly poured fully for this use. The large branches into warm water, the water will dis INGTON STEEL RANGE, at $35.00, the tT are first cut off near the trunk. If this HE OUTWITTED A DEADBEAT. ' Is not done tbe trunk Is apt to split as CODE OF TORPEDO AND FUSEE solve the sugar and appear to absorb range in Tillamook County for the money It witbout Increasing its volume. Sim- f soon as it Is hollowed out A hole Is Our line of the latest heating stoves are beaut 1 cut In the trunk, generally Just above Messages These Audible and Viaibis ! llarly. when alcohol is poured into wa When Marshall Sued Old Haskin and the price is RIGHT, they are so constructed ter tbe resulting volume Is less than 1 a branch, which serves as a platform Danger Signs Convey to the Engi Smilsd. When ths Case Waa Won and the num of the two volumes. that you can burn large wood aud we will tak . for tbe man who Is filling the tree, and neer — The Use of Pyroteohnioe ae Payment Claimed He Laughed, but For instance, if fifty parts of water tbe interior is hollowed out Round your old stove as part payment. Signale In the Naval Service. When the Climax Came He Wilted. , tbe bottom of the tree a shallow basin and fifty parts of alcohol be mixed to We are prepared to furnish you with New nr "Pop, pop,” or perhaps a single gether they will make only ulnety-four Chief Justice John Marshall's first some twenty or thirty feet in diameter I parts Apparently one of tbe liquids Second Hand Goods at living prices. case as a lawyer was tried In Fau I Is made. In which the rainwater col- “pop,” sharp and distinct like that of : has entered into tbe “pores" of the quier county. Va. It was the ault of > lects. As soon as there Is a storm tbe a giant firecracker heard not only on We Buy, Sell, or Exchange Goods. other. This experiment, as commonly Cobn versus Haskin, and tbe descend people go out and fill their trees. The the Fourth of July, but on every day performed in laboratories, consists in The New State Law VEHICLE j ants of the great Interpreter of the water so stored remains perfectly good In the year. Sundays included. What putting measured quantities of tbe two did lt meau? Aud on almost any until tbe end of tbe next hot weather which we are introducing in Tillamook is aellin«- constitution delight to this day to tell of tbe subtle strategy whereby tbe or even longer. A few trees, naturally i night as 1 look out of my window 1 liquids together, but tbe effect would at $1.25 and $1.50. ' budding Jurist achieved victory over hollow, have a hole at tbe top between see tbe edge of tbe wood or the fields be far more striking were It possible for students to see one of the liquids If you want your stove or furniture repaired lighted up by red or yellow fireworks. that case hardened deadbeat of a Has- tbe branches uud fill themselves, tbe actually “soaking" Into tbe other. This branches catching the water uud act Why this strange Illumination? changed, or set up. Come and see us about it klu person. As all these queer huppeulngs took can be done in the following way: This same Haskin. It appears, was a ing ns gutters. These are called “la We are located next door to Patzlaf’s. in th» I place on tbe railroad a few rods from Take two glasses, one filled to the man possessed of property. But be gal," and are highly valued. Wade Building. my house 1 made Inquiries of tbe rail brim with water and the other with The system gives a cistern twenty was also possessed of a shrewd knowl edge of the law. He kept all he had feet high ami from eight to ten feet or i way otficlnls. and here ure some inter alcohol. In order to show the effect 1n his wife's name, excepting wliat tlie i oven more In diameter. Owing to tbe esting facts about tbe use of these to better advantage, color the alcohol with red ink. The glasses should not statute exempted from seizure for labor Involved In preparing aud tilling curious "fireworks.” The general superintendent of the be over full—that Is. tbe surface of tbe i the trees water is usually bought and debt In an evil and absentminded mo sold, and on the main roads where New York. New Haven and Hartford liquid should not bulge above the rim of tbe glass. When everything is ment Cohn, who ran a general store there Is much traffic, as between Na- railroad explained as follows: "Our rules provide for tbe use of de ready, place a sheet of paper over tbe In Haskin's neighborhood, trusted him hud and Jebel el Hilla on the way to for sugar and coffee to the amount of El Fasher. the capital of Darfur, the tonators. commonly known as torpe glass full of alcohol, and with a band *11. This wns years before the erup people do a regular trade by supplying does. as audible signals and of 'fusees’ on the paper to keep it down on the as visible signals. rim of tbe glass Invert the tumbler, tion of young Marshall Into the law. merchants aud travelers with water. “Tbes« torpedoes are attached to and tbe liquid will remain In tbe glass, The bucket, called a "dilwa." con and In tbe Interim Cohn had given tbe claim for collection to every young slsts of a piece of leather suspended the top of the rail on the engineer's owing to the air pressure on tbe paper Now place tbe inverted tumbler over Inwyer In tbe county to cut his teeth by strings six luebes long, from n piece side of the track by two small flex on. Swiftly following Marshall's un of wood bent In a circle, to which tbe Ible metal straps, which are easily the glass full of water and carefully ¿XPORT BEER, furling of his shingle to the Fauquier rope used for drawing tbe water Is , bent around the ball of the rail, b « draw out tbe paper. This can be done winds came Cohn with his claim. fastened by three or fo.ur strings. On | sbown In the picture, and hold the without spilling a drop of alcohol, and KAISER BLUME. Even the callow attorney recognized reaching tbe bottom of the well tbe torpedoes securely In place until ex yet as soon as the paper Is removed It as a veteran among claims. Flow- leather opens out and collects tbe wa- I ploded by the first train passing over tbe alcohol will commence to drop. Unsurpassed. Non Intoxicating. Owing to tbe fact that It Is colored it ever, hnvtng nothing else to while ter, however little there may be.—Chi this track. I “The explosion of one torpedo Is a is possible to see tbe alcohol actually away the time, he took the case. Cohn cago News. ' signal to stop; the explosion of two, “soaking" into tbe water, while tiny MALT TEA. promising him nil be could get out of not more than 200 feet apart is a sig air bubbles that were formerly contain It. which showed Cohn's valuation of FAIRLY WARNED. nal to reduce speed and look out for ed in the “pores” of tbe water rise It as an asset. a stop signal. Young Marshall promptly brought slowly to the top of the tumbler. This Th* Old Crook's Advice to His Bril- “The fusees are of similar construe, will continue for some little time until suit, nt which Ilnskin smiled. When liant Young Pupil. tlon to the well known Roman candle a considerable air space forms In the judgment wns obtained, Marshall rode “All this easy talk about 'honest' used for fireworks celebrations, ex out tn person to Haskin's place and top of the tumbler. demanded payment, at which Ilaskln graft,” said an author, "makes me cept that they burn a steady flame tired. There Isn’t any such thing. without explosions. A sharp Iron spike laughed. ASLEEP AT HIS DESK. BOTTLED BÏ THE And while Ilaskln chuckled tbe keen ‘Honest’ gruft Is on a par with the at the bottom end will usually stick eye of tbe youug lawyer wandered point of view of an Incorrigible old In the ground or In the cross tie when crook I ran across when I was doing Lincoln Was Worn Out, but Hadn ’ t | thrown from tbe rear of a train and about the farmyard. He saw one plow, Forgotten His Caller. which was exempt under the law; also police work on a Chicago paper years bolds the fusee in an upright position, One day a very energetic lady called one barrow, also exempt; also a huge ago. The venerable reprobate had a where It Is more plainly visible. “A fusee must be lighted and left on me to take her to the president and leviathan of a pig drowsing lazily In a sou about eighteen years old. whom he had carefully trained to follow In by tbe flagman whenever a train is aid her to get a private soldier par pen—a very Gargantua of a pig. "That’s the only pig I got.” volun bls own footsteps. They lived togeth running on the “time” of another trnln doned who had been sentenced to teered Ilnskin, reading the lawyer'« er, and every night the old man used or behind its own time and under death for desertion and was to be shot JSoda Waters, Slpthons, Bartlett Mineral Water. thought, for Ilnskin. also law wise, to make the boy fork over the pro circumstances which call for such pro the very next morning. It was late In the afternoon when we got there, knew that under tbe statute he was ceeds of the day's pocketpicking, al tectlon. “A fusee on or near the track, burn and tbe cabinet was still in session. I entitled to one pig exempt from seis- lowing him just enough to live on. “Finally the young crook began to ing red. must not be passed. When sent my name In to Mr. Lincoln, and ure for debt The future chief Justice rode home rebel inwardly, and one night, after a burning yellow the train may proceed be came out. evidently in profound pondering deeply, Next day be was particularly good day’s haul, he secret with caution when the way Is seen and thought and full of some great sub seen «trolling around tbe outskirts of ly pawned a diamond scarfpin nnd known to be clear. Standard fusees ject. 1 stated the object of our call the town looking Into casual pigsties kept the money himself He gave the burn red for three minutes and yel and, leaving tbe Indy In one of the old thief the reBt of the swag, how low for seven minutes and can be seen nntechambers. returned to tbe senate, nnd keeping his thoughts to himself. which bad not yet adjourned. One noon shortly after a youth, ever, and It waa so goodly a pile that for quite a distance. Tbe case made a deep Impression on trudging along the big road lu front of he opened his heart and banded the “You will gather from tbe above Haskin's house, stopped to ask for a astonished boy *5 nnd told him to go explanations that the red glare of a me. but 1 forgot It In tbe excitement J. P. ALtLxEjM» Proprietor. bit» to eat. Over tils shoulder he car to a prizefight or somewhere and en flaming fusee on or near tbe track of tbe debate and the work of my of ried a gunny sack. Ilnskin handed joy himself. So tbe boy began to put warns the approaching engineer that flee until perbapa near 10 o’clock that him out a pone of bread and a chunk on his only glad rags. But he seemed s preceding train has passed over bls night, when my female friend came of meat and then demanded n quarter strangely silent and distraught The track less than three minutes ahead rushing into the room, radiant with Special Attention paid to Tourists. for the repast "I haven't got ■ quar old man noticed It and demanded to of him. and under no circumstances delight, the pardon In her band. "1 have been up there ever since." ter," replied the youth; "thought you know what was the matter and If the must he pass this signal while burning A First Class Table. Comfortable Beds and Accommodation red When the flame turns to yellow she said, "The cabinet adjourned, would give n feller a little snack Uke $5 wasn’t enough, and so on. “Suddenly the lad burst Into tears he may proceed with caution, only ns aud I sat waiting for the president to that” "Not much." growled Ilnskin. "What •Guv'nor,' ho sobbed. ’1 ain't no right the way Is seen and known to be come out and tell me the fate of my to this five spot, Here's SIO I got on a clear, keeping In mind that when tbe poor soldier, whose case 1 placed in you got In that bag?” “Nuthlif but a month old pig." an pin today, and I was goln* to bold It fusee changed from red to yellow be his bauds after you left But I wait was exactly three minutes behind n ed in vain—there was no Mr. Lincoln. swered the youth. "Say, tf you gimme out on you.' “The old crook took the money end preceding train, which may have stop So I thought I would go up to tbe a quarter In money I'll give you the gazed with sadness upon his child ped within a short distance or may door of his cabinet room and knock. pig aud we'll call It square." "I reckon yon stole that pig." com ‘Son.’ he said. ‘I want to tell you one be proceeding nt an unusually slow 1 did so, and as there was no answer Take It from me. folks that rate of speed." I opened it and passed In. and there mented Haskin, “else you wouldn’t sell thing Tbe superintendent of tbe Shore line wns the worn president asleep with It so cheap. Here's your quarter; gets money that way will never, never come to no good' "—New York World. division, another branch of the same« bls head on the table resting on bls gimme the pig” railroad, gives this additional detail re firms and my boy's pardon signed by The youth disappeared with the quar garding torpedoes: Flowers and Blood. his side. 1 quietly waked him. bless ter. end Haskin, with tbe content of A superstition dating from olden “When a train stops upon the main ed him for his good deed and came one who has driven a hard bargain, rsrrled the shote over to the barnyard times exists to the effect that rones line and requires protection acalnst here to tell you the glorious news.”— and spilled It Into the pen where lay ami flowers generally attain greater a following train the flagman goes back John W. Forney tn "Anecdote« of FOR the perrlne <largantiin Coincidental beauty In soil fertilized by blood, espe a specified distance and places one tor Public Men.” pedo He then continues n farther ly there rose out of the alder bushes cially by human blood, than elsewhere adjacent the forms of young Marshall Tersona who have visited Newmarket. distnnee back, placing two torpedoes Pat Scored. and another man—the other mau was England, know of the so called "bloody As soon as the train be Is protecting Is An Irishman uamed Pat Carr was the constable, lu Ills hand he held a flower of Newmarket.” which Is found ready to start tbe engineer blows n met by an Englishman one day. who all points on Tillamook Bay. nowhere else than In the old moat, specified whistle signal, which Is n said to him: writ of execution, lie climbed solemn ly over Info the pigsty and. pointing now filled up. and In which, according notice to the flagman to return to his "What's your name?" FROM to the fat |Hirker. said: to tradition, a very large quantity of train. On the way back he picks up "Carr.” said Pat. "I levy <>n that pig In the ault of human remains Is Interred. These ( the one torpedo, leaving two on the "Well, well,” said the Englishman; Cohn versus Ilaskln." aud be waved flowers bloom In June aud July and I rail to warn tbe engineer of an ap “you're the first car I ever saw going bl« hand io a man who was waiting by the bloodlike hue of their blossoms proachlng train that another train is a without an ass, so you're a great sight v> iih an empty wagon duwu tbe road. suggest the uame which bua bevo short distance ahead and to give the to me " ' But that pig Is exempt," exclaimed given to them. flagman time to run back aud get "Begobf said Tat "You're not the the Irate Ilaskln. "The law allows me aboard of his own train." first ass I saw going without a car. so LEAVE one pig.” Of the use of flreworks as signals In you're no sight to me.”—London Globe. Right Living. To be honest, to be kind. to earn a the navy the chief of the bureatt of "You've got him there,” answered the constable, pointing to the sbote as little and to spend a little less; to make construction and repair of the navy de Consulting the Saga. lie trussed up tbe big fellow and call U|sm the «bole a family happier for partment. Washington, make« tbe fol No Korean couple would think of ed to the man In the wagon to lend a his presence; to renounce when that lowing statement: marrying without consulting the sage, hand. "You can't make your selec shall be ueceasary and not to ee em "All modem ship« are fitted with who fixes the happy day for them tion for exemption after th» levy's bittered; to keep a few friends, but electric signals, and the use of snch This he does simply by adding the made ” these without capitulation; above all. signals Is general In the naval service, bride's age to the bridegroom's, and. "lint the fellow that sold me that on the same grim coudltlou. to keep i In the case of small vessels having no after determining which star rules the friends with blmself-here la a task electric Installation and also for use In destiny of their united ages, he de- Foot of Washington Street. aliote stole him." urged naskln. grow Ing desjierato. ”1 can't own a stolen for ull that a man baa of fortitude eaoe of the failure of the electric sig ernes that the wedding shall take place J. R. GLADDEN, Agent, Tillamook. and delicacy nala tbe navy has a system of colored upon the day aacred to that star pig” stars In connection with rockets for All right." put tn yonng Marshall, j the purpose of signaling. The Glsomy Englishman. wholly uuperturbed. "Mr Constable. Courting Celebrity. The sap may lie wildly running, the "These see tn no sense tbe ordinary Just arrest hliu for revolving stolen “I want to do some one thing that birds may be making love, and the sun ' commercial fireworks, but are manu gisida " will cause me to be talked about." said Hut Ilaskln had tied to the safety of brllllautly shining In a aky of exqnls factured by tbe service for naval use the energetic and ambitions man. his l«ck porch. seeing which tbe con Ito blue, but lu the heart of the «ver •xclvsirely. That s easily arranged." answered “There are no photographs of thia bls wife. “Merely move Into a strange stable. Marshall and the man In the age Englishman there seems a per petual Good Friday, and In his mind system of signals for distribution. Tbe wagon bustled the complaining porker neighborhood."-New York American aboard and drove away, leaving tbe the tiled Idea that life la one long, on api>ar*tus consists of a specially de ending Motidsy morning and the signed pistol from which are fired car bewildered Uaakln to ruminate et lei Ths Rssemblenoe. month. eternali, November.-Ixindou tridge« containing the colored stars tnrr over tbe Intricacies of tbe law Teacher—If the earth were empty In Tatier that are used In the eerrice code,"— which permits a mao to keep even his side It would resemble— Scholar-A New York MaU. religion In his wife's name, but me- ' razor, mtss. Teacher—A rasor? Why. A Discussion en Talk. lahes away bin eholceet pig from an- Teddy’ Scholar-Rees use It would be Tommy -l\>p. what Is tbe difference der his very noon hollow ground. mla*.-Ix>ndon Tele- tietween a dlalugne and a monologue? And. concluding, the multiple de- graph. Pop -When two wonea talk, my eon. ocendanta of the greet John also de Next Door to Tillamook Coonty Bank. Vs a distoglie; bot when a woman car light to tell how that pig cold for *19 M Basier. ries on a ronversatlea with ber hu» -enough not only to par the ancient harnt It's a luouokiguo -Kxcbauge Tbe Landlady-Al Landlady-AI onr table. Mr claim, but to aatlafy »tartly the de Blinks. It la customary to return Foley’« Honey sod Tar Compound A« usually treated, a mands of coon and conatahle for coals, tbaaks at each mesL The New Board »«• high place as the ankle will disable a nun for •" _ leaving not a penny over fur th» grief twat household remedy for all coughs vr four weeks, but by nppv’" •r-That’s fin« I like lt Willie-Fa* ra-Yee. Willie— Tsacb etrteken and wicked Raskin er Sava we re here to help others F»_ than paying casK-New York Journal and cold«, either for children*or Chamberlain's Liniment *rc, '.-j Tn which tbe reader may add "And Gf course we are Willie- Well, what grown pernona. Prevent« serious eoon as the injury is received, they all lived happily forever after"- results from a cold. Take only the observing- the directions with ew • re th. ut her, hem for? - Chicago eneopt ■aakia.-New Tert Timea. genuine Foley’« Houev and Tar bottle, a cure can be ( News. Clough C^U'e from two to four days. Lamar's drug store. YOUR CASH TALKS At the Second Hand Store. W LANT^R ; PAGE BROTHERS, Props. Columbia Bottling Co., Astoria, Oregon- The Best Hotel THE ALLEN HOUSE, Headquarters for Travelling Men. F a. st GOLDEN GATE Sailing Days for fDonth of SEPTEfDBER TILLAMOOK. BAY CITY, GARIBALDI, HOBSON VILLE, PORTLAND, SEPT. 5, 11, 16, 21, 26, 1st OCT. TILLAMOOK, SEPT. 8, 13,18, 23, 28, 3rd OCT. 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