T illamook headlight , S eptember 14, 1011. ÜLLIED THE CLUB ALCOHOL AND MEMORY. RIDING THE BELLS. Influence of Intoxicating Liquor Upon Spectacular Feats of the Daring Ring- Ono’e Mentality. ore of Seville. Every person who drinks alcohol ta 1 The ringing of a bell Is uot. as a London Duelist Who Forced His excess, says Dr. Alexander Lambert ; rule, a performance particularly trying in Success Magazine, will not show ev J to the nerves, but there Is oue set of Way Into Brooks’. ery form of mental deterioration that bell ringers the members of which may be produced by excessive Indul must know no fear, for a moment of IETOED HIS OWN REJECTION. gence. and the degree of deterioration tremor would in all probability be for In Intelligence which goes to make up them the moment of death. They are the sum total of mentality varies the bell ringers of the Giralda. In Se Blficr Having Been Balloted For and greatly in different individuals. ville. When the city Is to make merry on Unanimously Blackballed He Made All who drink alcohol to excess, jm Every Member Deny His Vote and however, show some diminution in feast days the ringers climb to the their Judgment Judgment means the belfry, and then by the aid of a ro|>e ■ Then Declared Himself Elected. power of recalling various memories and steps cut lu the wall of the tower B It was a witty bishop who once dc- of perceptions through the senses, each mounts to tbe bell he is to ring Bu<-<] a club as a place “where women which have come in from the outside and stands astride the shoulder of the Hease from troubling and tbe weary world, memories of Ideas, memories of brazen monster. Then he presses the Bre at rest." Another amusing definl- emotions and all the complicated asso bell with bls feet, holding on the cross Bion was that given by George Au- ciation of ideas that these bring up, piece on which tbe m iss of metul Is Bustus Sain. "A club.” said be. “is a and in the recalling of them weigh each swung. Gradually the great bell sways to ■weapon used by savages to keep the one with the other and judge of the the muscular movement of the nuiu value between them. This also means ■white woman at a distance." N'owa- astride it uutll It acquires a momen ■lays. however, as Ralph Nevill re reasoning and decision for action. This tum that swings tbe hammer, first power of reasoning and judging Is Kuarks in bls book. Ixmdon Clubs." gently and then with Increasing force Bthings are different. 'Within the last weakened In the alcoholic, and In any as tbe sweep of the t>ell widens until ■twenty five years or so tbe spirit of brain long poisoned by alcohol It is an the air Is trembling from the giant ■London club life has entirely changed. Impossibility to exercise It. Memory It blows that strike tbe massive sides of ■The old fashioned clubman, whose self Is also weakened. There Is exces the monster. ■whole life was bound up with one or sive forgetfulness of the recent past, The mere vibration of tbe atmos ■ other of these institutions, is now s id In some cases of advanced alcohol phere as the huge bells ring out would ism there Is absolute forgetfulness of ■practically extinct” be enough to make an unpractlced I Perhaps the most striking story wide gaps of years; a man mny be ringer turn dizzy and fall from his unable to remember anything from the tells regarding ■ which Mr. Nevill perch. But this Is not all. for many ■ Brooks' club is that concerning the last five minutes back for twenty years bells are ringing In tbe belfry at tbe and then remember back to childhood. I famous duelist, George Robert Fitz- same time In obedience to tbe move The memories of childhood are more ments of their riders, and the Igerald, who was executed for murder I In 1786. No first class London club easily stamped on the brain than are deafening. I would admit him. His name does not those of adult life, both because It Notwithstanding all this, the riders I appear In tbe club list, though be must takes less to Impress a child and be bend and rise and fall with the action I lu a sort of way be regarded as having cause there Is not the complexity of of the bells, now appearing to the ob- I belonged to tbe club. He was. how- ideas crowding Into the brain, nor the I server from below to be in a horlzon- | ever. In It only once, though It was his complexity of association of Ideas to tai position as the bell reaches the | boast that be bad been unanimously be recorded. Therefore memories of limit of its swing and again riding I chosen a member. childhood make a deeper Impress and gracefully to an upright position as | Owing to Fitzgerald's well known last longer, and so the complex memo the monster sways backward with an ' dueling propensities no first class ries of the ndult are the first to be for i other thundering note. London club would admit him. Never gotten in the alcoholic, and those of i Tbe most extraordinary part of the daring performance Is the sight of a theless he got Admiral Keith Stewart. childhood remain. bell ringer calmly swaying the bell - who knew that be must fight Fitz while it hangs far out of the belfry gerald or comply, to propose him for EARLY DAY CORONERS. over the city, for the outward swing Brooks'. sends the counterpoise with the ringer Accordingly the duelist went with Their Inquests Covered a Wide Variety Into space beyond the arch.—Success tbe admiral on tbe day of tbe election of Subjects. Magazine. to tbe clubhouse and waited down It has been supposed and legal his stairs while tbe ballot was in progress. torians have told us that tbe office of The result, a foregone conclusion, HEIGHT AND WEIGHT. coroner was originally instituted by was unfavorable to the candidate, not King Alfred with that of tbe sheriff, even one white ball being among the both being designed to aid In keeping Their Relation to a Mati’s Chances For Long Life. black, tbe admiral having been among tbe peace when the earls gave up the tbe first to deposit his. Mr. Brooks wardships of the county. The legal The ideal insurance risk, from the eventually went to tell Fitzgerald, who historians are wrong, according to Dr. point of view of height 1» said to be was waiting In tbe hall, that there F. J. Waldo of the British Medico- from five feet seven Inches to five feet was one black ball and that therefore Legal society, who has traced the hls- nine Inches tall. According to the Na his candidature had failed. tory of the coroner and his ancient tional Fraternal congress, longevity Thrusting aside Brooks, who pro I office as far back as the year 11IM. and build have a close relation: the tested that nonmembers might not en in early days the coroner had a greater the variation in height from ter the clubrooms. Fitzgerald flew up wider and more general jurisdiction the above figure the greater the risk. Brockbank says that tall men are stairs and entered the room. Walk than he now enjoys. Coroners were I ing up to the fireplace, he thus ad wont to "hold their views" not only not so long lived ns their brothers dressed Admiral Stewart. upon deaths where an investigation whose heads are nearer to the ground. "So, my dear admiral. Mr. Brooks In was considered necessary, but also Men who are both tall and stout are forms me that I have been elected upon various serious crimes which not as good risks ns stout men of me three times." were treated as occasions for the rals- dium or below medium height, says a “You have been balloted for. Mr. ing of revenue for the crown. The writer In American Medicine. They do Fitzgerald, but I am sorry to say you mission of tbe coroner to the state not bear acute illness so well, and ac have not been chosen." said Stewart was not alone to Investigate crimes cidents to them are likely to be more “Well, then.” replied the duelist, “did and bring felons to justice. He super severe. intended tbe forfeiture of money and Risks over the allotted limit of you blackball me?" “My good sir." answered the admiral, personal property by criminals to the weight are especially liable to dia “how could you suppose such a thing?" crown, for tbe recording of which he betes, heart affections, apoplexy, gout These forfeitures diseases of the kidneys and arterio “Oh. I supposed no such thing, my was responsible. dear fellow. I only want to know who were not confined In cases of violence sclerosis; excessive eating nnd abnse of It was that dropped tbe black ball in and death to the property of the per alcohol are common among this class, son who could bo held directly respon ft is stated that stout men under forty by accident, as it were.” Fitzgerald now went up to each In sible. but Included animals and Instru are worse risks than those over forty dividual member and put tbe same ments to which loss of human life un and under sixty, nnd that men who question to all In turn. “Did you black der any circumstances might be trace were unduly fat while they were boys are considered poor risks, especially If ball tae. sir?” until he made tbe round able.—New York World. the tendency is hereditary. of the whole club, and in each case lie Jackal Broth. Stout men are better average risks received a reply similar to that of tbe There are parts of Morocco, we are than their very thin brothers who are admiral. When he had finished his investiga told by a French visitor, where jackal liable to tuberculosis and disorders of tions he thus addressed the whole broth Is highly esteeemed as a table the nervous system. But for eve« th«- body: “You see. gentlemen, that as Jelleacy. A friendly sheik dissented featherweight there is much consola none of you have blackballed me 1 vehemently when it was Intimated tion. He fiears acute illness bettar must be elected. It is Mr. Brooks who that as jackals fed on carrion the than the heavyweight, and most of broth must have a horrible flavor. the people living beyond the allotted has made tbe mistake.” After this nothing more was said by “It is only a question of knowing bow threescore years and ten arc of light the members, who determined to Ig to prepare IL” he said. “You put the build. A slim. wiry, small framed man nore the presence of their dangerous Jackal, skin and all. for two hours Into is said to be a better risk that a thin visitor, who drank three bottles of s vessel of boiling water, then transfer but big boned one. champagne in enforced silence, for no It to another vessel. This process is repeated three times. After ten hour«' Ore Deposits. one would answer him when he spoke. Men sometimes dream of enormous When he had gone it was agreed boiling In Ove different waters, the carrion flavor disappears and tbe broth wealth stored deep In the earth, below “that half a dozen stout constables la delicious."—London Chronicle. tbe reach of miners, but experts aver should be in waiting tbe next evening that there is little or no ground to to bear him off to the watch bouse if Burglarious Crabs. believe that valuable metallic deixmlts he attempted again to Intrude, but Sand crabs in the West Indies dor- lie very deep In the earth’s crust. Such Mr. Fitzgerald, aware probably of tbe Ing tbe summer live In holes on the deposits. It 1« said, are made by under reception he might get. never did.” Apropos of blackballing. Mr. N’evlll senshore Just above high tide mark, re ground waters, and owing to the pres mentions tbe greatest Ins'ance of tiring Into them during the day and sure on the rocks it great depths the blackballing probably ever known, coming out at night They have a "in waters are rrnfitied to a shell near the which took place some years ago at a gular habit In their nocturnal excur surface With few exceptions, ore de ladles' club, where one candidate re ( »ions of entering bouses, tbe doors of posits become too le-iu to repay work ceived three more black balls than tbe ' which In warm weather are usually Ing below 3.000 feet. Nine mines In number of members present—« case left open, and taking possession of ten. taking the world a* a whole, are I small articles of clothing, such as cri poorer in the second thousand feet of excessive zeal Indeed! The practical joker Is naturally not lars. neckties nnd stockings, which than In the first, and (sorer yet In the unknown In the moat solemn of dubs, they effectually conceal lu their holes third thousand and "some irrepressible jokers have on the beach. A Stationary Growler. paid for their love of fun by having “Well, how are you making It now?“ Why Sha Couldn’t to resign their membership. One of “«till in the low grounds." The elder Booth, tbe tragedian, had them, whose escapades were notorious ■Why don't you climb higher?” in London twenty years ago. sitting a broken nose A woman friend once “High climbin' makes my half asleep In a certain bohemian remarked to him. “1 like your actlaa •wlm " club, became annoyed at a very red very much. Mr. Booth, bat to be per “Well. then, get a move on you.' headed waiter who kept buzzing about fectly frank with yoa I can't get over "Oh. no! I never move ontll the rent Ida chair. Tbe right of tbe fiery locks your nose!" “No wonder, madam." replied Booth; ts due!"—Atlanta Constitution. was eventually too much for this wild apirit. and. darting up and seiz »the bridge is gone '" Steen weus. Ing tbe man. be emptied a bottle of “Was the play exciting?" black Ink over bls bead before be ■Oh. very! The management had could escape. The result, of course, «Wrav<“1 two leading ladles, and there was expulsion from tbe club, besides I was a constant struggle for the center which very substantial compensation of the stage."—Louisville Courier jour was rightly paid to the waiter" nal I AM II 11.1 & TILLAMOOK LEAVES TILLAMOOK ................................. 4 p.m. ARRIVE YAMHILL ...................................... 3 p.m. Connecting with PORTLAND /TRAIN. FARE, $5.00 MRS. J. C. 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