TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, AUGUST 24, 1911.
UNCLE SILAS SULKED.
GEOGRAPHICAL NAMES
Borrowed to Save.
T. BOTT8,
Notice to Farr Campers.
P S ARCHET,
Uneie Reuben, the village white­
• A ttorney - at -L aw
Fair Grounds, Oregon,
. Die Fasliionay,
Chautauqua S.tmi to Hava a Wide washer and man of all work, was a
August
20th,
1911.
What Aunt Melia«» Had to Say When
frequent borrower of small sums from
Complete set of Abstract Books
Variety of Meanings.
B ro B aker , — Please to say
She Hoard the New».
Cleaning, Pressing and
Uuited States geological survey rec bls neighbor, Colonel Arkwright, aud through the columns ol the Head­
Aunt Melissa Splgott was such an
n office. Taxes paid for non
as a rule be repaid these little debts
ords
present
these
notes
on
geograph
­
iug a Specialty,
exceedingly energetic talker that tbe
at the appointed time. But on one oc­ light that all residents of Tillamook
Residents.
youngsters of the family used to sup­ ical names and their origin aud mean­ casion when be had been accommo­ ' county who contemplate camping
pose that her tongue must be copper ing:
Store in Heins Phol
Brooklyn; part of New York city; a dated with a loan of $2.30, which he at the Oregon State Fair are re­
Tillamook Block.
toed, because it never wore out Uncle
promised to return in a few days, be quested to eend their names to me
corruption
of
the
Dutch
name
Breuek
Gallery.
Hila», on tbe other hand, was as eco­
Both phones.
allowed two or three weeks to pass at their earliest convenience in
nomical of words as a marketman 1» elen. from a village In the province of without making any mention of his in­
order that I may assign tliemcamp-
Utrecht. Holland. The name signifies
D. d OFFica B usins ,,
of early strawberries.
debtedness and, in fact, seemed to
I ing places and if possible reserve
a S pecialty .
Tbe too free exercising of this un­ “broken up land" or "marshy land.”
avoid
his
creditor.
But
one
morning
Burleson; county and village In John­
stalls for their teams. Those people
ruly member of Aunt Melissa's on one
the
colonel
unexpectedly
encountered
QOWING
& CQ|
haberlach
come a long distance and I very
occasion gave Uncle Silas serious of­ son county. Tex., named for Edward him at tbe postoffice.
fense. which he manifested by a se­ Burleson. Indian tighter, and vice pres­
much
desire
that
the
best
be
given
LAW YERS,
“Hello, Uncle Rube! Didn’t you bor­
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
vere silence lasting for several days. ident of tbe republic of Texas under row a little money from me several them. I have in past years done
R oom 3.34 W oscb . t »» ii , ..—
President
Houston.
1841.
At the end of that period one of the
T hird and oar
w.-eks ago?”
my best to care for their comforts.
Jleittechev
Chautauqua: county in Kansas:
Room Next to the U.S. I.»Ji
ol<1»r duugnters approached her mother
"Dat's right, cunnel," said the old By letting me know in advance
county,
lake
and
town
in
same
county
upon the subject with the remark,
man. “I sholy did.”
Tillamook Block.
their needs can better be provided
PORTLAND, OREGQ
"Ma, seems like you ought to make up !n New York. An Indian word which
"You told me you’d pay it back in for.
Tillamook
always
sends
a
has
been
the
subject
of
much
contro
with pa by now.”
three or four days. Have you had bad
good delegation and the same will
"Make up with pa!" exclaimed Aunt versy. Webster says it is a corruption luck ?”
EORGE WILLETT,
of
a
word
which
mentis
"foggy
place.
”
I—J* CLAUSSEN,
Melissa in great astonishment. "Make
"No, sub,” responded Uncle Reuben. evidently be true this year. With­
Another
derivation
gives
the
meaning
out doubt the 1911 Oregon State
up what?'
lawyer
I as "bag tied In the middle.” referring "1'11 tell you how it was, cunnel. 1
A ttorney - at -L aw .
“Why,” returned the daughter,
lacked jes’ two dollabs an’ a half o' Fair will surpass all previous ones
to
the
shape
of
the
lake.
It
Is
also
bavin’ ten dollahs to put in de savin's held.
“don't you know poor pa's feeling bad
A lbert T ozier ,
said to mean "place where a child was bank, an' I used it to' dat. It's all
Next to Tillamook County
yet? He’s still huffing.”
Supt. of the Camp Grounds.
washed
away.
”
Dr.
Peter
Wilson,
an
right, cunnel. I won’t fo'git IL”—
"Huffing—for the land's sake! How
213 Tillamook Block,
Bank,
educated Seneca, says it Is literally Yontb's Companion.
long's he been a-huffing?”
Notice.
T illamook
"Ever since you came down on him "where tbe fish was taken out." Other
T illamook - O regon .
N otice is H ereby G iven to the
so bard about wasting sugar by not meanings given are "place of easy
Insane English Monarchs.
stirring bls coffee; that’s three days death" and "place where one was
George III. is the only British moo- Stock Holders of the TILLAMOOK
H. GOYNE,
ounty M utual T elephone C om ­
lost.”
ilg«"’
arch who la modern times has been C
Chicago: city and river In Illinois placed under restraint and deprived pany , that the regular annual meet­
M. AUSTIN,
"Why. you don't tell me. Janie
ing will be held at the County Court
Maud!" Aunt Melissa looked amazed. The OJIbwa Indian form, sbe-kag-ong. of his authority because of Insanity, Room. Tillamook City, Tillamook
A
ttorney
-
at
L
aw
.
“Your [lore pa. Been a-huffing for signifies "wild onion place." from a though simitar meLsures were at one County. Oregon. Saturday, Septem­
CIVIL ENGINEER A3
three days, and 1 never mistrusted a root form Implying a “bad smell.”
time contemplated with regard to his ber 2nd, 1911, at the hour of one Office : Opposite Court House,
~
thing of It!”—Youth's Companion.
son, George IV., the monarch who o’clock p.tn.
SURVEYOR,
All stockholders are requested to
lias been described as "a bad son. a
T illamook , O regon
HOLLAND'S RAILROADS.
bad husband, a bad father, a bad sub­ attend this meeting and voice their
T
illamook
.... 0»
LOADED SILKS.
sentiment in the managing and
They Are Operated at a Lose to Aid ject. n bad monarch and a bad friend" conducting of the Company’s busi­
2or Tillamook Block.
and whoso conduct while on the throne ness for the coming year, and in
the Canal Traffic.
The Way the Fsbrio Is Adulterated to
Main 441.
T. BOALS, M.D.,
was
characterized
by
an
eccentricity
choosing
officers
for
said
purpose.
In contrast with the history of Bel­
Increase Its Weight.
which
bordered
on
lunacy.
The
present
officials
have
done
If properly handled silk is the strong­ gium. Germany. France and Austria.
The insanity of George III. was real­ what was in their power to provide
est and most durable of all textile ma­ Hollmid alone of all European coun-
ly brought about by the dangerous service for the past year for the PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
,
tries
presents
a
situation
where
the
terials. but the various processes of
Illness of his youngest and favorite patrons, and a good turn out at the
manufacture that remove much of the railroads require protection from the child. Princess Amelia. The unlikeli­ meeting would evidence apprecia­
TILLAMOOK.
tion of what has been accomplished.
natural gum cause It to lose so large competition of the canals.
hood
of
her
recovery
preyed
upon
him
TONIC IN ACTION . QUICK IN RM
Hollmid thus reverses the general
More than sixty phones have been
an amount of Its weight that unscrup­
Tillamook Block.
and hastened the attack of mental de­
ulous dyers nnd manufacturers resort , rules which apply lu all other coun­ rangement which incapacitated him added since the last meeting, and
Give prompt relief from BACKk
to "loading." dipping the thrown silk tries. Railroad development was re- from reigning, although he had pre­ if all stockholders will lend a help­
KIDNEY and BLADDER TROOI
ing hand fifty more will be added
I
uiarknbly
slow
in
Hollaud.
The
first
into a solution of bichloride of tin
viously suffered from this malady. lie for the coming year.
M. KER RON,
RHEUMATISM, CONGESTION!
Koine are not content with restoring Dutch rallrouds were short local lines, died hopelessly Insane at Windsor after
Respectfully,
KIDNEYS,
INFLAMMATION <t
the original weight of the raw silk, but while the waterway system was ex­ losing his sight as well as his senses.—
J ohn S heets ,
W. S. B uel , Sec.
Pres.
"load" it until Its weight Is multiplied tensive and strongly intrenched.
BLADDER
and
all annoying URIN
Pearson's.
At length, convinced that she could
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
three or four fold. This operation
not
keep
pace
with
other
European
IRREGULARITIES.
A positive be
makes the skeins more valuable, but
Tillamook Block,
Wanted to Trade.
Ths Difference.
MIDDLE AGED and ELDB1
it destroys the durability of the fila­ countries by her waterway system
It was at an afternoon concert, and
alone, tbe Dutch government con­
Two eighty acre tracts, uncleared,
ments.
PEOPLE and for WOMEN.
Tillamook,
Oregon.
structed an ambitious line of railroads I d the stalls sat a smartly dressed girl one with 1,500,000 ft. timber, the
Stretching the threads to their elas­ connecting with the international and tbe young man who deemed her
HAVE HIGHE8T RECOMMENOATI
other
good
farm
land,
in
Jackson
tic limit, so that a given weight will lilies of Europe.
tbe most precious Jewel of the uni­ Co., Ore., to trade for property in
& A. Davis, 627 Washington St., C oom
weave a greater number of yards, and
id., is in his 85th year. He writes us: “I
R. T. M. SMITH,
The railroads were built not with verse. Behln^ them sat a couple of Tillamook, or acreage near by.—
tely suffered much from my kidneoauf
steaming to give the material an un any expectation that they would lie the type of concert goers who came Address Box 567, Newberg, Ore.
der I had severe back aches and my kidneyi
natural luster are other processes that profitable as Investments, but because rather to dlscusg. tbe audience than
was too frequent, causing me to losemuci K
Do not allow your kidney and PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, at night, and in my bladder there was»
prove profitable to manufacturers, but they were considered absolutely neces­ listen to the music.
pain. I took Foley Kidney Pills for s<w
bladder trouble to develop beyond
costly to the consumers and that cause sary to save tbe country from Indus
and am now free or all trouble and agaiBi
"Look at that girl Just in front of the reach of medicine. Take*Foley
Office over J. A. Todd & Co.,
be up and around. Foley Kidney Pills ii
many people to regard silk ns an un­ trial decadence. Holland is tbe only us,” commented one in a very audi­ Kidney Pills. They give quick re­
highest recommendation."
Tillamook. Ore.
certain nnd treacherous fabric, with an country in the world In which tbe ble whisper. “She's shop assistant at sult and stops irregularities with
Inexplicable tendency to split, crack state has provided both rail and wa­ L.'i I should like to know what busi­ surprising promptness. Chas. I,
C. I. CLiOUGH. Tillami
and fall Into holes, even though pack­ ter hlgliwnys substantially free of cap­ ness she has at a gathering of this Clough Co.
ed away In drawers or banging up.
sort.
And
Just
look
at
her
hat!
She
C.
hawk
ital charge. The railroads are now
An ordinary case of diarrhoea
The use of cheap, inferior and de­ operated nt a loss to supplement the served me the other day with the one can,
as a rule, be cured by a single
structive dyes Is another practice waterways, which carry 90 per cent I am wearing, and I suppose she per­ dose of Chamberlain's Colic, Chol­
equally Injurious and perhaps still of the traffic of Holland.—American suades herself that there is no differ­ era and Diarrhoea Remedy. This
ence between it aud mine. I never”— remedy has no superior for bowel PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
more common.—London Family Her Review of Reviews.
The girl in front turned with a crim complaints. For sale by Lamar's
aid.
Drug Store.______________
son face.
London’s Crystal Palaos.
BAY CITY, OREGON.
During the past 36 years no re»
“Oh, yes. madam, there's a differ­
Driven to It.
The Crystal palace was a great pro
edy has proven more prompt»
Guy. the youugest son of Farmer ducer of superlatives In Its early days, ence,” she said quietly; “mine Is paid
more effectual la Its cure» of
for.”—London Tit-Bits.
Timmins, had spent two years In col­ says the London Chronicle.
When
lege. during which time lie hud accu Queen Victoria wrote of May day.
R.
BEALS,
I
Coughs, Colds and Cm
mutated more indebtedness than edu­ 1851. as "the grentest day In our his­
IN THE WETTEST WEATHER
Irving’s Modesty.
than Chamberlain's Coughlemeij-
NOTHING EQUALS
cation HI« father paid Ills bills and tory. the most beautiful and lni|x>slng
Fuller Mellish, who was for several
many homes it is relied upon eel
left him to shift for himself. The boy and touching spectacle ever seen.” she years In the company of Sir Henry
REAL ESTATE,
pllcltly as the family physician. Ll
had good stock in him. however, and was referring to the whole idea aud Irving, first coming to America in his
tains no opium or other narcotie,l
managed by turning over a new leaf, effect of the exhibition, but “the beau support, told a characteristic story of
F inancial A gent ,
maybe given as confidently to th
practicing strict economy and doing ty of tbe building and the vnstness of the great English actor.
as to an adult. Price J6c; largiitM
"We were discussing Tennyson in
odd Jobs of work as opportunities pre­ It nil" were Important factors In the
Tillamook, Oregon.
waterproof
i
the
beefsteak
sented themselves to pay for tils tul marvel which she relied upon to
room of the Lyceum one
J
7
OILED
Hon, and stayed on.
astound her uncle Leopold When the night." said Mr. Mellish, “when Sir
.
\
GARMENTS
"How's your boy doing nt college?" palace moved to tho new site Herbert Henry came over and Joined in the
i?
Tv FHEYLOOK WELL-WEAR WELL
P)R. P. J. SHARP,
OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOW
nuked tho older Timmins' next neigh Spencer wrote: “I have been once nt conversation, ’Ah, yes.' he said, 'Ten-
i*
'
Ai
’
0
N0T
nyson.
To
be
sure
I
know
him.
Clever
bor one day.
Sydenham. It surpasses even my ex
'-CNG COATS-♦322 .♦352
Corner Stillwell Ave. and 1
"He's getting along all right now ”
pcctatlons. though 1 had seen It In chap, yes, but vain. One night Ten­
RESIDENT DENTIST,
•f >Mi 7)
SUITS *322
"I hear he's working bls way progresp. It is a fairyland and a won nyson and I were walking down Pic­
. js— fwtywcDc
St. West, and both Phon«
through.”
*"•
CAnuot finer
der suntasalng all others." Ruskin »aid cadilly together, and ns we passed a
Office across the street frotr tbt
"Yes." ' grimly, but with a gleam of that Mr. Dickens hns «aid that there crowd on the street corner several of
A.J.Tov/ew Co. B oston . u^jk.
T ov . x . t G jiaolah C o . united - T oronto , can .
Court House.
FECIALTY IN ALL KIND CF
pride, answered Farmer Tliumlns was nothing like It In fairyland and the men took off their hats aud bowed.
"He found he couldn't work mo any added bitterly that Mr. Dickens was Ha! Ho you know Tennyson thought
Dr. Wise’s office.
ALL KIND OF k HEAB.
they were bowing to him. Extraordi­
more.”—Youth's Companion.
right.
nary! Yes, clever chap, but vain, you
know.’ ”
CARL
,
, ’
A.
Foley Kidney Pi
g
&
,
Chamberlain’s
Cough Remedj
FOR OUT DOOR WORK
Tillamook Bakei
Pineapple Juiee.
What America Has Proved.
As an aid of dlgeatlon. a really ma
pia-
tortai aid. tho pineapple stands alone
among tho fruit. Its vegetable pepsin
neutra Ilzes, or |>erhapa rather digests,
n Ibiiiiiliiou» substances In the «toinacb.
I ro h pineapple or. better still, the
iresti Juice of one placed In direct con­
tai t with eggs or gelatine or lullk will
prove this fact conclusively by pro­
li u. Ing a bitter tasting dish Iti cases
of nitiirihal ailments of the throat
mid In it» dowuward connection the
alimentary canal or tract pineapple
< annoi .lie overestimated, and It acts
with equal tori* In malarial affections.
- New York Worivi
America has proved that It la prac­
ticable to elevate the mass of mankind
—that portion which In Europe is call­
ed the laboring or lower class—to raise
them to «elf respect, to make them
competent to act a part In the great
right nud groat duty of self govern
nieut. and »lie has proved that this
tuay be done by ediicntlou mid the illf
fusion of knowledge She holds out
an exninple a thousand times more en
couraglug than ever was presentisi be
for* to those nluetenths of the liummi
race who are born without hereditary
fortuue or hereditary rank.-Daniel
Webster
Fields Popularity.
Modern Improvements.
"Yon started with the full conti
dene* of your constituents, and now
you nrv criticised on every hand "
"Yes." replied Senator Sorghum
moiirufully. "my experience baa lieen
ver< much Ilk* that of a mau who
g'XHl nuturedly cousenta to umpire a
twill g«iue."—Washington Star.
Patient - Doctor, I'm having an
awful lot of trouble with tbe gns tn
my stomach. Doctor - Yen. yes; I
kuow Those old fashioned fixtures
arc giving people a lot of unnecessary
trouble these days Just step Into
tbe next room, and I'll have my en­
gineer wlro you for electric lights.-
Puck.
Quick Action.
A southern farmer was trying to sell
a mule to a negro who two years be­
fore bad lieen kicked on tbe bead by
the animal.
"Of course." »aid the farmer,
mule kicks, but*’—
"I don’ wan' him." objected ths col
ored man emphatically.
"Just because he kicks?” asked the
farmer, with an air of contempt.
"Humph!" grunted the negro. "Dat
mule don’ kick; be shoots."—Popular
Magaxlne.
A Witty Thief.
Munich has been visited by a thief
with a sense of humor. Several day»
ago all the clock» In the tululstry of
railway» came to a standstill. The
central or “master dock.“ which cou
trola all the others, had been stolen
In Its place was a sheet of paper with
tbe words, "Time was made fur
»lave»."
Making a Here.
A nourishing supper, a good night's
"Now that my euisHgetueiit to Edgar sleep and a fine morning have often
P broken off I wonder If h* will ask made a hero of the same man who
by Indigestion. ■ restless night and a
me to return th* Jewels that b*
ksiny morning would bare proved a
me."
•
"If b* doesn't ask for them Id •end toward. -Chesterfield
them back at once, for In that cane
Csmisg Dews.
they're not genuin»— -Fliegend* Riat
Tbs Madam (with a band to ber
tee •
bssO—Is my hatr coming down. Kate?
No Duty en Ansedotoo.
The Maid—Yes, ma'am. In a minute
"This »word cam* from the batti»
A Dear Placa.
field of Waterloo An Iotero»ting an
Bstchman-Wh<> arc« It nald "Home I'm going right upstairs for It now.-
redole goes with It."
la th* denteai plat* on rnrtb*“ I'bain Yonkers Statesman
"It I» a really Interesting anrcffM«.“ I»* *'iw married man wh.> had Jn»i
said the other man. after hi »« tag r*r*lved hi. mat and rrwwy Mila. »
The Old Reliable Bird.
rorefully. -| bought th* same anee doubt llu* ion Transcript
We do not pretend to know anvthlng
dote one* With in old musket.“—Wash
about oralttelogy. but we ar* willing
lugton Herald
to »sy this much for tbe stork
He
Difference ef Opinlen.
It were not brm>thnt we a tern Id »II delivers tbs goods —Galveston News
think »like: It la difference nt nfdnlnn
that asakee borse rscss possible -
Mark Twat*.
A Matter ef Flatten.
"What Is Dobblelgh'• general reputa­
tion for veracity. BlldadF asked Hick-
on lmi|i*r.
"Well. It's thia way." said Rildad.
"If [tolililelgb could writ» tbe way he
talks he’d have Sir Waiter Scott «nd
Alexander Duiuae lashed to tbe outst.”
-Harper's Weekly.
Wsridly Wiadem.
HARVESTER
OLDSTYLE WHISKEY
the highest type of a pure straight
whiskey blend.
aged in wood
' complying will, both the United Stats.land State
Pure Food Laws
____ straight whiskey—all whiskey—old whisk
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Distributer»
CO
Aston*
w. J. STEPHENS, Distributer for Tillamook, Ore