TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, AUGUSf 3. 1Ö11
one of
an aa
let was
^Thrst be
was finally
» appointed
with
audience,
apprécia-
wore on people
the violinist’«
one direction,
followed it.
ta of wealth or
looking at the
a. her face wet
of everything
his violin. Wbeu
4, pnebing bls
ile who would
musician went
lbby figure,
liste you—you
cried.
him almost in
Such a Thoughtful Woman.
When tbe man and woman started
down tbe subway stairs the man felt
in bls pockets for tickets.
"By George!" be said. “Isn't tbst a
shame? I've got to stop in
mob und buy tickets.”
"Ob, no. you haven't.” said the vo
mau. "1 have them. When 1 came
downtown 1 remembered what you
said about those people wbo buy only
one ticket at a time making sueb a
nuisance of themselves, so, as I had
15 eeuts to spare. 1 bought three tick
ets.
I have two left.
Wa can go
right on through.”
So tbe man and tbe woman drifted
along with tbe pushing crowd to tbe
point where the ticket chopper held
them up and demanded tribute. Then
tbe woman looked in ber purse for the
tickets, Suddenly her face assumed a
painful blankness.
“I-1 haven't got them," she falter
ed. "I was in such a burry when 1
came through that I must have drop
ped all three tickets into tbe uptown
box.”—New York Herald.
A CURIOUS DREAM.
^R/irning That Cams to a Granddaugh
ter ef Sir Walter Scott.
An instance in which a dream was
! useful in preventing an impending ca-
tustropbe Is recorded of a daughter of
Mrs. Itutberford at Ederton. tbe grand
daughter of Sir Walter Scott. This
lady dreamed more tbau once that her
mother bad been murdered by a black
servant Site was so much upset by
this that she returned home. and. to
her great astoulsbmeut and not a lit
tle to ber dismay, sbe met on euterlug
tbe bouse tbe very black servant she
had met In ber dream. He bad been
engaged in ber absence. Sbe prevail
ed upon a gentleman to watch In un
adjoining room during tbe following
nigbt.
About 3 o'clock in tbe morning tbe
gentleman beard footsteps on tbe
stairs, came out and met the servant
carrying some coals, Being question
ed as to where be was going, be
answered confusedly that be was go-
Ing to mend tbe mistress* fire, which
at 3 o'clock in tbe morning in tbe mid
die of summer was evidently impossi
ble. On further investigation a strong
knife was found bidden in tbe coals
Tbe lady escaped, but the man was
subsequently banged for murder, and
before bis execution he confessed that
be Intended to assassinate Mrs. llutb-
erford.—London Standard.
A Note That Was Paid.
History Is constantly repeating it-
self. Once upon a time a landlady in
Washington called on President An
play a note," she
drew Jackson and told of a govern
a’t know anything
ment clerk wbo owed ber a big bill for
y— love It"
~
board. In those days it was easy to
his big shaggy
have access to the White House
President Jackson listened to ber
1 You have ze
story and advised ber to get a promis
to listen. What
sory note from tbe clerk and put it In
CANYON.
if—like ze rest?"
I
bank. She replied:
gesture toward
“I’ve done that twice, general, and An ideal Place In Which to Realize ths
"It is to xe one wlz
he won’t pay even then.”
Insignificance of Man.
it we masters play."
“Is that so?” said tbe president in I There is one place lu tills country
surprise. “Now you go and get bls where a man can step back not by
note and bring it to me. I simply hundreds but by thousands of years,
want to see it, and I'm sure that tbe back to tbe time wbeu tbe continent
clerk will pay that note. Go and was In tbe making. This place is tbe
Maas Told by a Seven
Grand Canyon of Arizouu. There tbe
bring It to me.”
Century Sori be.
Tbe landlady did so. and soon return visitor sees a panorama in a million
ed with the promissory note. The colors as the mists gather about tbe
icier tells a curious sr.>
f an explosion which occurred in president turned it over and wrote nigged |>eaks and the sunlight glistens
ion Jan. 4. 1049. A ship chnndler. across tbe back of it his own indorse on tbe metallic deposits of tbe cliffs
A whole chaotic world discloses Itself.
?ems. “about 7 of tbe clock at ment: “A. Jackson.”
1 t. being busy In bls shop air nit That note was paid at maturity.— Rock forms of uncanny beauty stnud
out on those unrivaled cliffs, aud far
¿ling up of gunpowder. It took fire Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
down runs the river vhanuel.
In tbe twinkling of an eye blew
Stnud Oil some ledge and realize the
—lot only that, but all tbe bouses
Waves In Solid Metal.
■ ittaat to the number of fifty or
As illustrating tbe advances in metal insignificance of matt when compared
I. The namber of persons destroy
lurgy and eugineering it bas been with the handicraft of nature. watch
f this blow could never be know n. demonstrated that solid metals may a party of travelers threading their
:he next house but one was the reveal by their structure tbe vibra way down some wludlug trail that
tavern, a bouse never (at that tions to which they bave been subject clings to the great wall and see them
In explaining this phenomenon grow smaller and smaller until they
of night* bat full of company ed.
experiments
bave been shown proving become mere RjieckR in tbe great rift,
In three or four days, after die
they continually found heads. that a beautiful wave structure can be then some Idea Is gained of this won
derful place. Yet the canyon Is so
. lege, ate.” Tbe most Interesting imparted to tbe surface of mercury
by tbe vibrations of a tuning fork, and symmetrical and so unlike anything
of tbe account comes further on
else that It is with difficulty that one
i tbe digging they found the mis that even the surface of solid lead
enn acquire any notion of its immen
Of tbe bouse Of tbe Rose tavern which bad been subjected to similar
sity. Niagara ¡toured In would hardly
vibrations
possesses
a
structure
re
t< In ber bar and one of tbe dra w
have tbe dignity of a mountain stream.
sembling
that
of
a
vibrating
surface
tending by tbe bar's side, with a
—New York Suu.
n bls band, only stifled by dust of mercury. Mild steel has been de
fined as a “solid solution” of iron and
imoke. their bodies being presen
Humors of “Hamlot.”
’hole by means of great timbers carbon, free from cinders. Metallur
William Davldge related in
gists
have
doubled
tbe
strength
of
steel
tg across one upon another
“Footligbt Flashes" that during bls
>ere waa also found upon the up as ft was known in its early days.—
strolling days in England, when com
ends of Barking chtfrch a young Scientific American.
panies were small, be had on tbe same
1/lng tn a cradle as newly laid in
evening done duty for Folonlus. tbe
Relieved.
neither child nor cradle having
“Where did you get these examples ghost; Ostrlc and tbe first gravedigger,
seat sign of fira or other bur’
it
of
faultily constructed sentences?" ask and Edwin Booth remembered Thomas
never known whose child It was.
Ward dying in sight of tbe audience
at one of the parish kept it ’
a ed Dr. Campbell, the great rhetorician,
as tbe player king and being drag
jrfal, for in tbe year IBM I ■ ■ of a student
ged from tbe mimic stage by tbe beela
“Out of one of your books, doctor.”
to be then a proper
“What? Where? Out of one of my to enter Immediately at another wing
as Folonlus. crying "Llgbts. lights,
books?”
lights!” Hamlet in a one nigbt town,
“Yes, sir; out of your ‘Rhetoric.’ ”
"Out of my ’Rhetoric T ” roared the swearing be loved Ophelia better than
knows the
forty thousand brothers, lias watch
v«r. though he doctor. “Impossible! Never did 1
ed ber through an open grnve packing
this bird is one of make use of such language. You are
her trunk in the place beneath, while
of the farmer mistaken, badly mistaken. But—but—
tbe
ghost, ber husband, waited to strap
where
In
my
‘
Rhetoric
’
did
you
find
weight In gold
res Its proper such composition T' he demanded an It up. There are more things In Hum-
let's existence behind the scenes than
ths regular, slow grily.
“In tbe part, ‘Sentences to be Cor are dreamed of in tbe philosophy of
Minded wings
all bls commentators and all tils crlt
cry it Is popu rected.’ ”
“O-h-b-h-b h! A-h b b h! Yes, yes." lest. —From the Green Book.
as tbe peewit
prgep. The said tbe relieved doctor.—Philadelphia
Corn snd Water.
The French North American.
To those engaged in the handling of
iteen" (eight
grain tbe natural shrinkage of shelled
Too Much For Her.
Mik'b la pro
Calling one day to see an old friend corn while in storage and In transit I r
e fieewlt Is
in Europe and wbo was visiting her married son. 1 a matter of prime importance aud
I was once inquired of tbe colored maid wbo an often a source of diRpute trees 11 so of
ly found in swered tbe bell, "la Mrs. Smith at aiiortage re|x>rted at time of receipt
at warehouse and a turiher loss at
«. but Its home?”
In order to deter
“Yas'm. she home,” tbe girl replied, date of final sale
•aslng be
aud sold showing no inclination to invite me mine tbe amount of shrinkage or toss
Ich there Is in. "She here, all right, but she got of weigbt occurring lu com the de
partment of agriculture has conducted
proper sea a misery in de haid.”
"Mrs. Smith senior?" 1 asked with au experiment with .'OSI busliels of
shelled rW». At the time of. storage
concern.
"Seen me!” she exclaimed suspicious tbe moisture coMeat wss 1HH per
cent and at rlauae aaf the test 14.7 per
is very alm ly “Cose she seen me. Huccomo sbe
cent, or a hiss of 4.1 |*er <"0111. Tbe
ain'
see
me
w'en
she
hire
me
las'
for tbe first
weigbt per bushel had decreased from
that the ab- night 1 huh own self?” And sbe lndlg- M 7 pounds to far pounds. ai>0 rhe to
utiments in nantly ■ shut tbe door.—Lippincott’s
tal loss of weight was 1.117'1 ponuda. or
which some
slightly more than 7 per rent.
Th. Worst.
ded
Each
baa
been
having
some
I
wife
tlu. and tbe
•ir Roger de Covorley.
with her throat.” confided a
1 by one
"and I got pretty worried I Sir Roger de Coverley was tbe name
to apeak
sent for a doctor
He of a member of tbe imaginary club
lion will be
of twelve under whose direction Addi
will draw
son’s Spectator was professedly pub
el sounds,
lished
He waa aa old ocbool. bluff,
ige is well
good hearted English gentleman The
railan walL
dance named after him Is an English
let tbe word
dance corresponding somewhat to tbe
Virginia reel
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In England
about tbe
. however,
mt i«y oon
aa 1579 tbe
k castle, the
Positiva Wife—Jobe why do you
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City people also find the rural telephone of great ad
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