T illamook headlight , june
A Critical Shave.
John Hays Hammond once paid 85
for a shave, and be did It at a time
when be was nut worth muck money.
Be was married in a small town in
M l ryland and arrived there the morn
ing before the ceremony after a dash
across the continent One of the things
be carried with him Into the town waa
a thick but uuornamental growth of
whiskers, and one thing be did not
have was a razor.
His search for a barber resulted In
the discovery of the only one In town,
an old negro who bad been imbibing
too rn-ely for several days. As a re
sult of Intemperance the tonsorial art
ist was shaking like an aapen leaf In a
gale.
"Look here!” said Hammond. “Yon
are going to shave me. If you so
much as make a nick tn my face i’ll
cut your tliroatl If you don't cut me
I’ll give you |5."
Tbe barber, after much effort, agony
and tremor, finished tbe shave success
fully. But the strain was too great
for him. Just as his hand closed on
tbe five dollar note be fainted away.—
New York Tribune.
The Skeleton at ths Wedding.
A. G. C. Liddell was once beat max
At a wedding at which one of the
I presents was, to say the leasL uncon
ventional. Thia la bis story tn "Notes
From the Life of an Ordinary Gentle
man:' "Conaldera bls excitemeut waa
raised among the spectators when It
was rumored that a tall oak box
placed against the wall contained a
skeleton, and all sorts of rumors were
rife as to the significance of such a
curious wedding gift. The real ex
planation waa simple. An eccentric
old gentleman bad once found the
bride, who was fond of drawing, mak
ing a study from a skull and bad
vowed that be would give her a whole
skeletoo when she was married. The
result was that after protracted nego
tiation be secured the framework of
an Austrian grenadier, which. I be
lieve. it was found most difficult to
Import This was not the sole trouble
connected with the gift, as when the
young couple set up house the serv
ants shied at this strange Inmate of
the establishment, and be bad to be
presented to a hospital."
Yarmouth’s Herring Feast.
The bloater is not generally consid
The Tasto For Music.
ered to be the acme of style where a
Public tuste In America has progress
dinner kt concerned, and as an article
ed In no direction more rapidly than in of diet It Is generally believed to be
music. Not only opera, but Instru
almost exclusively used by the lower
mental music of many kinds. Is now classes of society, yet Yarmouth, "the
thoroughly Intrenched in the public borne of the herring." has Its annual
Interest An amusing contrast can be herring diuner. when the whole menu
found in a letter which Bret Harte from hors d'oeuvres to cheese consists
wrote to bls wife In 1879. He had I of herrings and sprats—the latter her
been to see "Tannhäuser," which be rings In their Infantile stage—served
deemed the "most diabolically hideous up In various ways. It must be said
and stupidly monotonous perform I that some of these ways are so In
ance" he ever heard. The orchestra to genlous and wonderful that ft Is very
him was “like a power factory at difficult to recognize the familiar sil
work In the next 8treeL’’ The singing very tish to which Yarmouth owes so
was a multiplication table, be claim
much of Is prosperity, yet there Is no
ed. lugubrious, ponderous and monot doubt that the ubiquitous herring In
onous. Bret Harte executed the Idea every dish served up at Its famous
bettor tbau most of the others. Not meal is present In some shape or form.
long ago the newspapers were full of Thus for once the herring Is honored
Jokes about Wagner. Now be and all In accordance with Its true value, for
other great composers are accepted the dinner Is presided over by the
simply as great writers or great paint
mayor of the borough and Ls attend
ers. and Bret Harte, If be were alive ed by all the leading men of the town.
today, would scarcely produce the —London Tit-Bits.
same Joke.—Collier’s.
An Attentive Class.
The College of France, founded in
Paris by Francis L. offers at the pres
ent day not only strictly academic in
struction, but opportunities for the
higher education In general. The fol
lowing anecdote from the Colour of
Paris shows bow far the college car
ries Its scrupulousness. Every sclen-
tlflc subject, even the most abstruse,
will continue to be taught there as
long SS one solitary Individual in all
Europe desires to pursue IL Certain
courses are followed by two or three
persons only. They tell the story of
a professor of mathematics. This pro
fessor. who waa extremely absent
minded. bad lectured for a whole year
to only one pupil. He was perfectly
satisfied that It should be so. but It
occurred to him one day that be ought
to congratulate bls rare disciple, and
he accordingly did so.
"Monsieur does not recognize me,"
replied the pupil. “I am monsieur's
coachman, and 1 always wait here un
til monsieur has finished bls lecture.”
The Ancient Oracles.
Herodotus mentions between seven
ty and eighty oracles of one sort and
another. There Is no reason fortbluk
Ing that the people who patronized
the oracles had other than the liveliest
faith In them. The two great oracles
were those at Delphi and Dodoua.
though there were several others that
stood well with the people. The pre
dictions were, of course, nothing but
predictions, since It Is now generally
understood that the promoters of
those famous Institutions were only
ordinary human beings like those who
patronized them. The deliverances of
the oracles tielong to oue of two
classes—first, those founded on secret
Information and. second, those In
which the oracle had absolutely no
Ideas on the subject and took refuse
In sheer vagueness, It was the faith
of the people rather than the Infalll-
blllty of the oracles that kept them
up so long.
Í
29, 1011.
Notice of Sale of Tide Lan
Whitewash Brush In Spain.
In Spain, where the ruins of Moorish
towers era aeen upon the crests of
many hills as the express train crawls
along al the rate of fifteen or twenty
miles an hour, the evidences of surviv.
Ing Moorish Influence upon the people
and customs of Andalusia make an in
terestlng study. In the city of Ronda
It la plain that the ideas of home build
Ing which the Arabs brought into the
Iberian peninsula remain vital today
The whitewash brush is the great lev
eler of distinction between the rich
and the poor In Spain. The exteriors
of homes—great manor houses upon
the haciendas, huts of mountaineers
clinging to the sides of the almost
perpendicular hills, handsome homes
of rich merchants In the cities and
humble tenements—are nearly all of
plaster. A few of them are calcl-
mlned in blue or brown or pink, but
the majority are pure white. Rouda is
a white city with a few patches of
blue and pink and looks as if the
whitewash brush had Just been ap
plied.—Louisville Courier-Journal.
Got Right Down to Business.
James Russell Lowell when umbas
sador to England contributed liberally
to a London society and one day eent
a deserving young American there to
be assisted home. But tbe American
was told that, though bis case was em
inently deserving, tbe society was Just
then short of funds.
When Lowell beard this he sat down
and wrote tbe society a terse and vig
orous letter.
"Dear sirs," he began, “for the last
seven years I have contributed annual
ly 25 guineas to your organization. I
regret to learn you were unable to as
sist tbe young man I recommended to
you a few days ago. If you will kind
ly return to me one of my coutrlbu
lions I will send him to America at my
own expense, as 1 am convinced tbe
case is a most deserving one."
The society did not return any of
Mr. Lowell's cash, but it found means
somehow to dispatch tbe young man
home by tbe next boat
From left to right—Mrs. W. N. Vaughn, Leonard Bales, Mrs. W. II
Hoskins, Above, Mrs. Emmett Bales
Four generations are shown in the accompanying photograph, all of
whom are now living in Tillamook County. They are Mrs. W. N.
Vaughn, the seconil white child bom on Clatsop Plains : her daughter,
Mrs. W. If. Hoskins, Mrs. Emmett Bules, daughter of Mrs. Hoskins, anil
Leonard Bales, son of Mrs. Bales.
Mrs. Vaughn (nee Trask) daughter of Elbridge Trask, was born in
1843 and came to Tillamook County in 1852. She was married to W. N.
Vaughn in October, 1858. Fifteen children were born to them, twelve
of whom are still living, all except one in Tillamook County. They are
Mrs. D. Maitiny, Amos Vaughn, Mrs. W. II. Hoekins, Mrs. J. Woodard,
Mrs. E. Jacoby, Warren Vaughn, Mrs. Edwes Carry, Guy Vaughn, Mrs.
W. D. Bodyfelt. Mrs. Egbert Goodepeed, Mrs. Verner Holden, and
George Vaughn.
¡Mrs. Vaughn has 17 grandchildren living, and one great-grand
child, and still lives on the donation land claim which her husbum!
took up before hie marriage. Thia is the only donation land claim in
Tillamook County which is still in the hands of its original owners.
She Could Threaten Too.
“Tickets," said tbe wiry little con
ductor as he confronted a 300 pound
German woman.
"Ach! I haf lost my ticket vhat I
should come back by vonce.”
Conductor—I am sorry, madam, but
you will be obliged to pay your fare
again.
Woman—Netn. neln. I paid you thia
morning already. I vIU niebt.
Several times the conductor returned
to reason with her. but each time was
met with a more decided refusal than
tbe last Finally, losing patience, the
conductor said:
“Madam. If you do not pay your fare
at once I shall have to stop tbe train
and put you off.”
The woman, half rising and shaking
her fist at him. said: "WhatI Put me
off. you say? Vhen you say dat some
more by me I make you tbe train off
and no stop It either.”
A Waiter as a Tipper.
Two years ago a guest at a hotel in
Albrecht Durer»» Tankard.
Frankfort-on-the-Main which has many
One of the qnalntest of drinking ves American patrons became a prime fa
sels is to be seen at the Bratwurstglock
vorite with the waiters In the dining
As They Used to View the Plague.
ieln. a Nuremberg Inn which has re room because of the lavish tips be
An old work, a little book published mained unaltered since It was built In
gave to the man who served him, the
In Cologne in 1665 under tbe title of 1400. Sausages, sauerkraut and beer
boy who helped him on with bis coat
“Gelstllche und Lelbllche Arzteney
are the only commodities obtainable, and the various other employees.
Wider die Pest" Fives a crude ex and the limit of accommodation is
Where old customers gave 50 pfennigs
planation of the plague and its rav
reached when ten customers are pres
he would give a mark and more, be
ages. We learn that It Is due to tbe
ent Yet several fortunes have been sides extras in the way of cigars, in
eccentric movement of tbe planets,
made out of the bouse, for It was the explanation he said one day that when
eclipses of tbe moon or sun. Inunda
tions. earthquakes, famines and wars. favorite haunt of Albrecht Durer. and he was at home in St. Louis be was a
Often also It follows the bad effluvium the pewter be drank from la still tress waiter, and, being far away, he want
set up by pigs, ducks and geese, it Is ured This is s double vessel, one ed to test the extravagant tip system.
"And bow does it work?" be was
frequently attributable to tbe anger of tankard fitting oeatly Into the other,
God for man's sins, such as Injustice and was reserved for Durer and his asked.
According to tradition, when
"Fine. The boys think me a fine gen
In tbe law courts, tbe oppression of wife.
subjects by tbelr rulers, tbe dearness the artist was in a good humor be used tieman, and I think they are One wait
to fill the inside tankard for bls wife, ers."—New York Tribune.
of goods, tbe dance and gaming.
and they would clink lovingly together
TV ben domestic storms were brewing
A Sight Unseen.
The Bath In History.
“I guess I'm Just sn Impressionable
Hygiene, even cleanliness, la a mod be kept the tankards together and let
his
wife
go
thirsty.-Londou
Graphic.
woman." she simpered. “I gave a beg
ern notion. “It is not necessary." says
gar a quarter this afternoon."
Miss Margaret Macmillan tn “The State
Black Che co I ats Icing.
“How did be work you for It?” he
and the Child.” “to go back to tjueen
When a black chocolate Icing la aal.ed.
Elizabeth. who bathed twice a year
“He aald. 'Won't thia beautiful lady
and always tn fear and within call of wauted and there happens to be no
help me a bit? "
two physicians, or to Queen Anne, who chocolate to the pantry, cocoa can
“Well, you can’t help giving some
loot eighteen children. In order to find substituted for it In the following mao
th! ag to tbeee blind men.”
people who set a bad example The oer: Mix together six even tablespoon
And be can’t figure It out yet why
children of the worst areas today ara. fuls of cocoa with five of sugar, ooe
after all, no dirtier than were the of butter and three of hot water Cook the girl is mad at him.-Boston Trav
the mixture until smooth and Io the eler.
court ladles of yesterday."
right condition for spreading. Test it
by putting a little io a saucer aod set
A Literary Life Preserver.
It Wes Teugh.
window
Bookseller—Thia. air. Is an excellent
A man was at breskfast at a hotel ting the saucer on an outside
quickly book on swimming and a very useful
and encountered a piece of tough tM*r ledge or where It will cool
and not ooe too.
steak. Having failed to make an Im This Icing la rich and dark
Customer-- Useful ?
pressloo on It. be quietly laid down very sweet
•'Yes, sir If ever you find yourself
his knife aod fork end remarked to
Th» Taller»« Chance.
drowning yon have only to turn to
tbe company, “ladles and gentlemen. I
“West. Tam. are ye gauo heme wT j page« 88 and 80. and there yon will
It’s my opinion that this steak is as
infringement on the «¿oodrenr patent" your work?" waa the Invariable greet find full instructions bow to eave your
ing of a doctor to a tailor of bls sc self.”— London Sketch.
qualntance when be met him carrying
Net ths Little Things.
a bundle Once the tailor saw (be doc
Equal to the Ocoaslon.
“It Is the little things In this world
lor walking tn a funeral proraMlun
"Doctor. I atu feeling worse today
that cause us the must trouble.“
I "West. doctor, are ye gauo kame wt
"Then stop taking the pills I pre
“Not In my bust newt" replied the
your woekF’ be asked. - From “Retul scribed for you."
shoe clerk
“It's tbe big things the
"But 1 haven't taken any yet."
owners of which want Io put lot* lit . nlsceocee." by Sir Archibald Getkle
•Then take them
Parta Hourire.
tie shoe»."-Houston I’uSL
Child Portraits Made by
Us are Child-Like.
Just as our portraits of adults
possess strength and character.
We are experts in lighting
and posing, and our equipment
is complete. Come in and see
Our line.
Monk's Studio,
Ntxt to the Post Office.
If your glasses are broken, send them to
me at McMinnville, Ore.
I have an up-to-date grinding plant there
and will attend to all repair work promptly.
Henry E. Morris,
I will make trips to Tillamook about
every two months.
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General Machinists & Blacksmiths
Boiler Work. Logger’* Work and Heavy Forging
Fine Machine Work a Npeelaltjr.
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Stotbsch and Liver Tableta will cor
vvetit. For Sale by Lamar's Drug
N otice is H ereby G iven ,— T
the State Land Hoard of the S
of Oregon will sell to the higl
bidder at its office in the Cap
Building at Salem. Oregon,
July 11. 1911. at 10:09 «t’clock u.l
of said day. all the State’s inter*
in the tide and overflow- land» he
inafter described, giving, howe>
to tbe owner or owners of any Ian«
abutting or fronting on sm h tl
and overflow latula, the preferl-lK
right to purchase said tide in«
I overflow lands at the highest p ic«
) offered,
provide«! such offer is
made in goixl faith, and also pfo-
. viding that the lund will me be
I sold for nor any oiler thereto^ ex
cepted of less than 87.50 per acre,
the Board reserving the right tq
reject any and all bids. Said land*
are situated in' Tillamook County,
Oregon described as follows:.
Tide lands fronting on Lot
2 of Section 23, T. 3 N., R.
Beginning at the meant
on bank of North Fork of
River ou line between Sec..u..s
and 24. T. 3 N., R. 10 W.
(Said meander corner being S. 1
15’ E., 1.34 chains from corner to
Sections 13, 14, 23, 24) thence
W. 5' to left).
S. 61 51' W 111.9» along H,
l I.ow Water 3' to left.
S. 61’25' W. 500.0 along
Low water 5' to left.
S. 58“ 38' W, 303.» along
I.ow water 10» to left.
S. 52» 51» W. 216 2 along
I.ow water 17’ to left.
S. 62“ 53- W. 277.7 along
Low water 18' to li ft.
S. 67° 05' \\ . i<!9.4 along
I.ow’ water is- to left
S. 68° 58- W.
O'aluiig
Low water 12' to left.
S. 63“ 01' W. 206.4 along
I.ow water 7’ to left.
S. 56“ 47’ W. 239.8 along
j I.ow water 1 .2’ to left.
S. 54° 37' W, 192.5 along
I to corner on line between lots '
i 3 of Sec. 23, low waler line J:
j to point of beginning, coni
' 0.778 acres.
Bid should be accoinp.uuie«
regular application to pu
and exchange for the fpll a,
offered and should be nddtt
to G. G, Brown. (leik 'tale l.atl
Board, Salem, Oregon, and market,
“Application and bid to purchase
tide lands.’’
G. G. B rown ,
Clerk State i.and Board.
Date«l this 20th day of April, 1911.
Notice of Application for License
to Sell Spiritous, Malt and Vinous
Liquors. Etc.
N otice is II erehy G iven , i’ha<
a petition has been tiled in tliej
County Court of the Stale *>f (Iregon
for the County of Tillamook. ,i tr
copy und trailscrip Iheteof an>l
til«’ whole thereof, is in words, I
terB and figures as follows, to-wi^
To the Honorable County Court u
the Stat«- of Oregon, lor the
County of Tillamook
tile
undersigned,
hervbt
nl,.ge und slmw to you the fol «
lowing facts, und petition you Oft
follows:
That we ami each ol its are reJ
dents and legal voters within Bart
aget Precinct, in I illam«x>k Counl
Oregon, und have been such *1
more than thirty tluya next
feeding the <late of tilts pe»
having been Utili now act nt
.
dents within said Fret i n< i fot • .«71
(lays
tliun thirty
next proceedin
May 20th, 1911.
That we are an actural majorl
of the whole number ol the lejj
voters within »Hid precinct :
That we hereby petition you
grant a license to sell, in h is <>m>
lilies than out» gallon, spiri
malf and viHotts hqu.>i-, f
period of one year from the •
suid license, within ssid Pre
und nt Bay ocean, therein, to tb
B. Potter Realty Company,
M. J. O'Donnell. BuyoccHii < 'c gon.
J. R. Browne, llHyoc<nii ' <
o.
K. L- Hhrvvc, BayoccHif i g .
i.
J. 11. Rutter, ll/iyocrnn. (
A. Blaser, Bayocran, Oregon.
J. W. Vint, Bayoccan. Oregon.
Ji. C. Lockwood, Hayoccan, Oregou.
W ju . (Imydoii, Bfivocrati Oregon,
A E. Courtois, Jhtyoccnii, Oregon.
Carl B. Nclnon, B/tyocritn, Oregon.
H. Inglirani, Bavoccan Oregon.
John Carlson, llayocciin, Oregon.
Henry Erickson. Bayocean, Orrgoi
R B. Tcelinn. Bayoccun, Oregon.
M. Munden, Bayuccan, Oregon.
I. I«’ It nil ng, llnyocran, Oregon.
I, W. Simpson, Bay ixciiii , Oregon*
F. Licthcfffer, Bayocenn, Oregon.
D. A Shaw, Bay orca it, Oregon.
ChriN Olffcn, Bay ocean, Oregon.
C. R Fleming, Bnyocean, Oregon.
J. eslic Pen well. Bftyocean, Oregon
C<m I oh rmon, Bay ocean, Oreg«>n
B H. Dicke. Bayocrnn, Oregon.
M F. Webster, Bayoceun Oregon,
C. H. Blaser, Bayoccun, Oregon.
B. O’Neel. Bayocean. (Jregon.
BaytK-can. Oregon
»<m, Bayf»ccnn, Ort-goj,
Hay<M*ran, Orc«
fk, ihY'KYfttl
Hnyocet-n Oi
iMon, Bayt>crio^
State of Oregon,
*
County of Tillamook. )
1, the uiid<-i»ignr«i I.CIIIg
duly sworn, »ayt Th.it 1 um ose
the i-« titiom-r« within namedL
_____ _
a
thill I i ir< ulsu -I the °am«*, ami th-'
each and
all of the f,
named jxititiotier» si« n—I t>
with hi« own hat’d, in m,
that each have tinted
post office ud«J »<• Slit
correctly, un-l hut.
legal voter v Phltt 'safd
legal,
Precinct, and line - »i<h
tisi’ '
therein for m i »rt» t ■
th • 11 v
next pr«eee«Ji-
->l, MJ
thnt all of tin
, _et forth in eai ’
|>etiti<m :ue true as I verily Ix-liev.
(Signed). H. R.'IMtoW.XB,
Adarces, Onyocegn, Tiil.imOy
Gounly, thegon.
Sul-scrilx-d und aworn to Ixsfw
I me thia 29th day of Msy, 19H.
(■BAL)
(Signed), WBHHTF.R H<
Notary ¡'iihlu for <hr|
Nirrii k is
Fl krip !•
ifj
■Git kN, that said pe’itlun I
! presented to th« County Co
, the State of Oregon, h-r 1 ill«
I County, on the Sih <! >% of llt|y
1 and l>«a«d thereon -nd f. it
ter Realty « (..opa
will al
time and datr$ ju-fd .
said <’
¡ t olirt for a lice iray to !♦ g,
»aid T. B. Potter R«;dty
to aell within said B-*>R
cinct, and at Buyo« ran
ieaa quantities than >
spirituous, malt and vie
for a period of one ’<fl,
date of said lh ense
Dated this 20th day «
L* PoTTBM R ial
A Corpora