TLLLAMOOKI HEADLIGHT, MAY 25, 1Ô11.
Ths Chin and th« Throat.
Remember always to arch tbe throat,
almost as a horse does, if a woman
talking to some one turns her shoul­
ders »lightly from him and then glances
back tbe line of the throat Is always
good. For myself 1 have nt all times
thought tbe delicate line from tbe tip
of a woman's ear to tbe tip of her
shoulder one of tbe most exquisite of
tbe feminine body. Many artists, 1
believe, would agree with me. So re­
member what 1 say. dear ladles—do
not spoil or bide that lovely contour
with blgb linen collars or boning.
Wear low collars, or If these are not
becoming to you at least dress your
throats comfortably. Always carry tbe
chin high, if while you are still quite
young you can remember to thrust tbe
chin upward and forward-uot to an
absurd degree, of course—you will not
with advancing years bave to fear
those soft rolls of flesh above the col­
lar tbat add so much to a woman's ap­
parent age.—Anna Pavlova in Har­
per’« Bazar.
Powsr of Words.
“For me.” writes Lafcadlo rietirn In
the “Japanese Letters of Lufcudlo
Hearn,” “words have color, form,
character.
They have f nces. ports,
manners, gesticulations; they have I
moods, humors, eccentricities; they
bave tints, tones, personalities."
A good Instance of this power ap­
pears In a description of Patti's sing
Ing: "There was a great dim pressure,
a stifling heat, a whlsi>ering of silks,
a weight of toilet perfumes. Then
came an awful hush—all the silks ship­
ped whispering. And there suddenly
sweetened out through that dead, hot
air a clear, cool, tense thread gust of
melody unlike any sound I ever heard
before save—In tropical nights—from
tbe throat of a mocking bird. It was
’Auld Lang 8yne' only, but with never
a tremolo or artifice, a marvelous, au­
dacious simplicity of utterance."
Tasting ths “Bud.”
An old bachelor bad somehow stray
ed into a young people’s party, and.
realizing that he could not hope among
so many handsome youths to make tbe
heart of a single maiden throb, he said
to ibe nearest girl, whose conversation
bad shown somewhat more good sense
than he bad expected:
“Look about the ballroom. Notice
tbat the girls who have removed tbelr
gloves bave well shaped arms. And—
ahem!—some have not removed them”—
“But neither generalization fits me."
anawered tbe girl, "for, you see, I have
one arm bare and one gloved. What
would you say about me?”
“Walk out and let me look at them,"
■aid tbe old bachelor unfeelingly.
Tbe girl took a few steps out. paua
ed and returned.
"Take the other glove off,” said the
old bachelor.—New York Times.
A Policeman’« Advice to Tolstoy.
Count Tolstoy once saw In Moscow a
policeman dragging tn a most rude
manner a drunken moujik to the sta­
tion. Tbe count stopped tbe policeman
and said to him:
“Canst thou read?"
“Yes." was tbe reply.
“And hast thou read the gospel?"
"Yes. sir."
“Then thou must know that we must
not offend our neighbor."
The pollcemau looked at the unpre
tentioua figure of hla interrogator and
asked him in hla turn:
“Canst thou read?"
“Yee." replied the count.
“And hast thou read tbe Instructions
for policemen F’
"No.”
“Well, go and rend them first and
then come hack and talk with me."—
From tbe Anglo-Russian.
Ths Awakening.
The hallway was dark. He softly
came behind her and kissed her light­
ly on the cheek. Ebe didn't scream.
Ebe didn't even look around, And lie
darted away undiscovered.
A little later he met her In the par-
lor.
“Then you knew who It wna?” he
as Id
“Knew who It was?" she repented.
“Knew who It was that kissed you F*
Rhe gave a sudden start.
"Good land, was it you?" ahe cried
And the», wan something In her
tone that sent him up to the dressing
loom, where ho glared at himself In
the glaaa and klcke«! hla own ahlua
Vlgoroualy.—Cleveland Plain Healer.
An Authority.
Peter McArthur was once talking
with ■ friend whsn he quote«! another
man aa a financial authority.
Ills
friend disputed the right of the per
•on quoted to be considered an expert.
Mr McArthur Instated that the man
had a right to apeak like an oracle.
“What la your definition of an au­
thority?* naked bla friend
“My Idea of an authority." retorted
Mr McArthur, "to a person who bluffs
beyond n>y limit.”
Sever« Critics.
Al^c«—1 like Tom Immensely, sad
Hu's very much the gentleman, but he
dpeu llke to talk about himself! Grare
-Tsa. dear, your knight hath a tteou
sand I-*-Puck
Net Wholly Educated
Ebe—Ro you bave an educated deg*
Do yon let him go to tbe poatoffl.-e tar
mall? He-Ne. I am afraid fe»
might take It to iny wife first. I’M
Hire
Making * Homa Run.
Auglo Moran, ex-ball player »nd
umpire, was telling a story to u gloup
of fan*.
“There was a time when I played in
tbe state league, and at that time on
the Hazleton team there was a noted
eater, “Kid” Jordan. Well, the year
that Hazleton won the pennant noth­
ing was too good for tbe boys, and a
number of business m?n arranged a
banquet for the team and a few of the
dyed-ln-tbe-wool rooters. Everything
went off well, tbe courses were ar­
ranged temptingly and called 'Innings,'
and the table was decorated to repre­
sent a baseball field.
“We had everything there was to
eat, and one of the innings was roast
Bquab. This was served on a platter
and the vegetables arranged In the
shape of a diamond. The base lines
were made of creamed potatoes, and
at every base there was some vegeta­
ble cooked and cut in tbe shape of a
base.
“This dish was a hit with the boys,
and we all commented on it. I turned
to Jordan, who wasn’t saying much,
but was Industriously paying attention
Ths Dignity of ths Office.
to the dish, and asked him how he
An Indian Judge when first appoint­ was getting along.
ed to bls position was not well ac­
“‘Fine,’ he «aid. ‘I’m eating ’em up
quainted with Hindustani, says tbe around third base.’ ” — Philadelphia
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Bombay Gazette. He was trying a Times.
case in which a Hindu was charged
with stealing a “nilghai." The Judge
Poisoning as a Diversion.
did not like to betray bls ignorance of
Poisoning is never likely again to be­
what a nllgbal was. so be said, “Pro- come a fashionable diversion, as It was
duee the stolen property.”
from time to time in ancient Rome. In
The court was held in an upper room, B. C. ¡131, for Instance, there was a
your
so the usher gasped. "Please,
mysterious pestilence, which seemed
lordship, it's downstairs.”
to be particularly fatal to leading men.
“Then bring it up Instantly!” sternly
I At last a slave girl gave information
ordered the Judge.
to tbe authorities, and a consequent
The official departed, and a minute
police raid resulted In tbe discovery
later a loud bumping was heard, mln
of about twenty matrons, some of
gled with loud and earnest exhorta­
them of high patrician families, busily
tions. Nearer came tbe noise; tbe door
preparing drugs over a tire. They in­
was pushed open, and the panting offi­
sisted that tbe drugs were not poison­
cial appeared dragging In the blue bull.
ous, but, being compelled to drink
Tbe Judge was dumfounded. but only
them publicly In the forum as a guar­
for an Instant.
“Ab! That will do,” said he. “it is antee of good faith, perished miser­
always best, when possible, for tbe ably. Further Informations followed,
Judge personally to Inspect tbe stolen and 170 matrons In all were condemn­
property. Remove tbe stolen proper­ ed. But this record was soundly beaten
In B. C. 184, when a four months’ In­
ty, usher."
quiry by the praetor Is said to have led
to the condemnation of 2,000 persons.—
"Catgut” From Silkworms.
Probably but a small percentage of London Chronicle.
the fishermen who use dies strung
A Dream and Its Result.
with tine translucent “catgut’’ are
In 1720 a terrible epidemic decimated
aware that the almost unbreakable
substance that holds the books against Marseilles and Provence, and Sardinia
the fiercest struggles of the struck fish owed its escape to a dream. At this
comes from silkworms.
period the viceroy of Sardinia dreamed
The principal center of the manu­ that the disease bad invaded Sardinia
facture of this kind of catgut Is the and that the ravages were frightful.
Island of Proclda. In the bay of Na­ When the viceroy awoke he wub deeply
ples. but most of the silkworms em- Impressed by his dream, and a little
ployed are raised near Torre Annun­ later a merchantman put in Its ap­
ziata. nt the foot of Vesuvius. The pearance at Cagliari and demanded a
caterpillars are killed just as they are place to berth. The Sardinia refused, I
about to begin the spinning of cocoons. and when It was hinted that the mer­
I he silk glands are removed and sub­ chantman wanted to land some sick
jected to a process of pickling, which the viceroy threatened to train the
Is a secret of the trade, and afterward guns of the forta upon the vessel if
the threads are carefully drawn out the captain did not depart instantly.
by akllled workers, mostly womeu. The people of Cagliari thought that the
The length of the thread varies from viceroy was mad, but great wus tbelr
a foot to nearly twenty Inches.—Sci­ Joy later when they learned that this
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entific American.
very ship, which went on to Marseilles,
was responsible for Introducing tbe
Chopin’s Likes and Disliksa.
plague into the famous port.
Hach and. above all. Mosnrt were
Chopin’s Idea la. “hla gods." Hummel.
Roads of tho Olden Time.
Field and Moseheles were hla favor­
A curious Illustration of the lack of
ite pianists.
Field's mx-turues were
I
greatly prized by him.
He admired any systematic authority over tbe «
roads
in
England,
even
us
lute
ns
the
Schubert, though not without reserve.
I
Weber and Beethoven ouly partially fifteenth century, is preserved in tbe
satisfied him.
He disliked much of records of the manor of Aylesbury.
Mendelssohn's music and found still A local miller, named Ilk-hard Boose,
less to praise tn Schumann, never us­ needed some ramming clay for the re­
ing any of his pieces in glvlug his les­ pair of his mill. Accordingly—we learn
sons. He dlsapprov«*d of Berllox. and. from "Old Country Inns"—his servants
while he llk«*d Meyerbeer personally, dug a great pit lu the middle of the
he heartily disliked bls music, Liszt road, ten feet wide and eight feet deep,
says truly that Chopin sought In tbe and so left it to become filled with
great masterpieces only that which water from the winter rains. A glov­
corresponded with bis nature, "What er from Leighton Buzzard, ou his way
resembled it pleased him. What dlf- home from market, fell in and was
fered from it received scant Justice drowned. Charged with tnuuslaugh-
from him.“—Dole's “Famous Compos- ter, the miller pleaded that be bad no
place wherein to get the kind of clay
era.”
be required except on tbe highroad.
He was acquitted.
Th« Thirsty Elm.
it has been computed tbat if the
leaves of an elm tree sixty feet blgb
English Surnames.
were spreud out on tbe ground edge
Tbe following list of surnames actu­
to edge they would cover five acre« of ally extant In England today was com
land. Ttieoe leaves, a v era glug 7.000,- posed by a Mr. Buggey, an official in
090 to a full grown tree, will absorb Doctors' Commons, who had his own
water to the amount of seven tons name changed by law: Asse, Bub,
during the normal summer day. Were Boots. Bones. Beast, Cheese. Cod,
It not for tbe Ingathering by tbe sto­ Cockle . Dunce. Demon, Dam. Drlnk-
mata during the ulgbt a few elms mllk, Fatt, Frogge. Goose, Ginger.
would soon drew off all tbe water Ghost. Gimlet, Gready. Hugg, Hump.
from a district
Headach, Jug, Jelly, Kneebone, Kid­
ney, Leaky, Laay. Mug, Monkey. Pig­
head, Poker, Radish. Rottengoose.
H« Wa« Prepared.
Mr« McTurk—Mr. McDougall, up­ Snags, Swine, Vlttles
■taira, fell over bl« window «111 an’
wee kilt laat night, «ir. Tbe Mlntotsr—
Th« Reason.
Ih-or. deer, bow «ad! I trust he was
“How did you ever happen to call
prepared for tbe end! Mre. McTurk — your little daughter Dagmnr?"
Ob. I'm sure be wus. because when be
“My wife found after careful Inquiry
passed oor window 1 beard him say. that It was about the only thing we
"Now fur tbe bump!"—Dundee Adver­ could call the little one without run­
tiser.
ning the risk of naming her after some
relative of mine ’-Chicar» Record
Thra« «f Th«m.
Herald.
Dearborn-Do you know the ssvsn
woudera of th« world! Wabaab—Well.
Thoughtful Lad.
I know three of tbeui Dearbora—Only
Voice From Relow — Harold, you
three! Wabnsb—Yea
I've silly r»> mustn't Interrupt the plumbers at
three sons. yon know.-Exchaog«.
tbetr work. dear, Hamid — It's all
Illegible Coin Inaariptione.
Lying on the table in front ef •
numismatist was in old copper aria.
It bad experienced bard usage.
“Can you read the date and the Ito-
scrlptlon?' inquired the collector.
The visitor inspected the speclmsa;
but. although be bad the aid of a mag­
nifying glass, be confessed that the
words and figures were Illegible.
“Let me assist you,” the collector re­
marked. Going to the kitchen range,
be thrust an ordinary coal shovel into
the fire and permitted It to remain
there until red hot. Withdrawing It
be dropped the coin on the utensil, and
it speedily became as red hot as the
shovel itself. Immediately tbe date,
1794, shone brightly in glowing figures
on tbe obverse side of tbe coin, and
similar treatment revealed tbe words
“United States of America, One Cent,”
on tbo reverse. This test, according
to tbe numismatist, seldom falls with
any coin even when tbe inscriptions
have been worn so perfectly smooth
that tbey are Invisible to tbe naked
eye.—New York Press.
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Ths P«ht« Ch«atsrh«ld.
A aoblemsu of qiwatlonsbto veracity
told Ix>rd CtwaterttoM ou« day tbat b«
bad drunk six botltoa of champagne
"Tbat to more than I can swallow,"
remarked bla lordship
A Misteri« Irish Bulk
Notwithstanding tbs larga amount
paid for uiedk-lu« and meiUcal attend
ame vary few d««ths occurred durlug
the r«nr-From sa Irish Beoevoleut
Boetotyto Report
right, mother, I’m only talking to the
man a ho alts on the stairs and does
nothing Ix>ndon Punch.
A Proverb Sp«il«d.
“Dearest, if 1 were far, far away
could you love me still?"
"Why. Reggie, what a question! I'm
sure tbe farther you were away the
better I should love you.”
H« Was Wise
Her What, going already! 1 don't
•uppowe it would be any use to ask
you to stay a little longer? Htm Not
In that tone of voice.
Milwaukee
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T. BOTTS,
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The Fast Steamer
Complete set of Abstract Book»
in office. Taxes paid for non.
Residents.
GOLDEN GATE
Tillamook Block
Sailing Days for IDonth
of iDAY
Both phones.
C arl haberlach ,
FOR
TILLAMOOK, BAY CITY, GARIBALDI,
HOBSONVILLE,
And all points
Sail
from Port­
land.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
jlbvokat,
Tillamook Block.
on’ Tillamook Bay
Arrive
Tillamook.
.Sail
Tillamook.
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Arrive
Portland.
A ttorney - at -L aw .
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Next to Tillamook County
Bank,
T illamook
O regon .
r.
Freight Received Daily at Dock
H. GOYNE,
A ttorney - at -L aw .
Foot of Washington Street.
J. R. GLADDEN, Agent, Tillamook.
Office : Opposite Court House,
T illamook , O regon .
T. BO ALS, M.D.,
IT’S HEBE
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
TILLAMOOK.
Tillamook Block.
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Tillamcok,
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the E.M.F.
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Style
Oregon.
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PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
Office over J. A. Todd & Co.,
Tillamook, Ore.
C. HAWK,
Satisfaction.
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You can use and enjoy your car m
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You’ll want to see it. Conic to-day
SURGEON,
BAY CITY, OREGON.
R. BEALS,
REAL ESTATE,
F inancial A gent ,
Tillamook, Oregon
J )R. P. J. SHARP,
Place Your Order.
RESIDENT
Remember, when you buy of us you
deal directly with the people who build
the car and we guarantee every car
against break or defect for one year, If
you comtemplate the purchase of an
automobile let us demonstrate to you the
value of E.M.F. over all others at any­
where near the price.
DENTIST,
Office across the street iron» tbe
Court House.
Dr. Wise’s office.
''p SARCHET,
. The Fashionable Tailor.
Cleaning, Pressing and Repair*
ing a Specialty.
Store in Heins Photographic
Gallery.
Rollie W. Watson,
L amd Ornes B csissm
Phone A. 10*
a SrscuLTT.
pOWlNG
&
COWINC
LAWYERS.
AGENT FOR TILLAMOOK
B oom 334 W oscbstbs B vu . dum »,
T hisd and Oti STsabva.
Room Nest to tbe U.S. Land office.
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PORTLAND, OREGON
2^/jRS. ALICIA PHELPS
GRADUATE NURSE,
¿XPORT BEER.
MRS.
KAISER BLUME.
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HOUSE,
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ORE
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T illamook
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John B. Langley
THE
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N«4a Waters. Nipthoa«. Bartlett llaeral
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Water.
teaming and hauling
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