TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MAY 18. 1Ö11 I • Keeper. f snake bite on soological gar- to the foolish- I Be was in charge 1, coming in one I friends, began to •ver the creatures ■rhlcb they would With by one whom ■t to practical ex- tnfideut keeper from its com- and, declaring ter, proceeded to d and play other festive snake cbarm- iowii there was no to rouse the snake's for the race abhors taudden movement •suit of the exploit r was bitten on the Med off to the bos- few hours.—Loudon above - of "linoni, an<J an, 0 the g i" thee • you b, v t-'lriitb nt * to the rol*rtT, Mmnif P 2 Su “ette J orefros on, to. t in V de of a Looking Person. rid famous French ■ wonderful career, en who have risen fame, be still pre- le simplicity of bis ay he was entertain among them a Ger Sr before visited the |r they were waited ty plain looking wo- ' cento a Btrip remarked tlie Ger- of the woman's ab- ■ room, "that you ■ very dreadful look- you. Why don't you looking young bouse- h dai. .MRdden gbastly silence. M be waited on at meals • be explained. "The person Is my wife.” -»liehed te date of il Ai Jlainti4 - landa any lari inch tri ■refereK tide is eat pm offer» also pa I not It refor a oer act Conan I IK ots! aril 10W. ■r cone N'eliala] tiona ! ng S?l omet »I ice (Let . W. <( H U a <t H s 2rii 1? 1 tainaf otti Boat* il MU ut*' X-» ist* aririf >hi” eira 40 tl* *** i» of Europe.” ices of Mrs. T. P. “1 Myself," tbe author tells t meeting with Henry .lames. » ealta “a sort of Massacbu F Gatabad:” Tbe Brat time I met him I sat next him at a dinner. I hud just <-..me to UMM> and he asked me if I liked it. Isold 1 made up my mind, and Id— that in London you •very independence of action, only you must con »thing socially - l-t-auty (and very courteously to me. aud *My prettily to him) or wit -•—>esa— and then I. oik I. ui ar- 1 said: "History repeats .*X«a, where I was born, they say a man is not asked Ids na Uoaeltty. bls religion or ids poiiti-s. but only If be is a good fellow." -Ah.' said Mr. James, "then London is t hi- Texas of Europe.” * ----------------- Jolted Mark Twain. "Mark Twain." said a magazine ed Itor. "brought out J n t \r. moualy. Before be mkuuwledged its authorship be Sometimes tislied for compliments about it. One evening at a dinner hwsaid carelessly to a sen »vel reader?' t novel reader,’ was ose you re fullowiug new serial. “Joau of i. tbougb, every lu- mu think of it? is it dly a fair question to leuator. who knew the Ibor. replied. 'You see of Are" myself.'” des In Iceland. d superstition In Iceland Stride must Invite all her (inner ill her owu home Icle of food must tie pre ■bride herself, if she is ¡pleasing her guests she Ives praise for her own M along her younger sis ■e then assumed to be I at cooking and conse- a much better chance of ffoolgathsring. (Wits to go woulgatber pusion to a pitiful Indus is seen in older count riva. I France. Germany and aid people are sometimes I gathering wool from Bep imsturvs. where it baa I from tbe tleece as the too close to tbe branche« LittI» Boy. been a little defender to dumb animala to ia. I let your ranary 'eage. and when tuy cat tt Tuwser ou ber.” tangs of Opinion- old fellow, your wife still •arried a treasure?’' re- tbelor to a married friend (be benedict: “I bare a reaslou that she regard» •tryr I, Worked the Visitor. High School Flashes. “Speaking about visiting English The Junior Class of the High men." said a hotel manager recently School will render the yearly Junior i who bad been reading about one In the Play at the Geui Theatre, Friday. i newsiutpera. "reminds me of one that The Juniors are trying to make this came to the Palmer House in Chicago event the best one of the season, some years ago when 1 was room clerk and have gone to no small expense I out there. He and another bad been in preparing for it. The play is given for the purpose of raising I paying a visit to tbe Rockies, and their • | funds for the Senior Class and Com last stopping place bad been Cheyenne. mencement and a large attendence Coming east they bad fallen in with of the progressive citizens of our some Americans who made themselves town is expected. Two shows will be given, one commencing at eight agreeable, with thia result: “After they bad put their names on and the other at nine o’clock, in the register one of tbe Englishmen order that all may have a chance to see this, the most laughable leaned over the desk. event of the season. Come, bring " T say,' he whispered. T am expect your wife and children and if you ing President Cleveland's son to call have none, come anyway. this evening to return £30 which I The eighth graders have been lent him on tbe train. Will you please going through the trying ordeal by put the money in tbe safe for me if I taking the regular eighth grade do not happen to be in?' examinations and at present they “1 promised, for I bad not the heart ! are very anxious to know whether to shatter bis confidence in human na they passed or not. Mrs. Hansen, ture. President Cleveland didn’t hap | their teacher, states that the exami questions are harder than pen to have such a thing as a son at nation usual, possibly because of the that time."—New York Sun. change made in the States Super- i intendent’s office last election. Mrs. Hansen is considered by the High Royal Perquisites. Tbe king has many privileges which School as being one of tlie best in- he never exercises. He enjoys an lm- ■ structure ever in charge of the graders, and with ner teach , memorial right to all gold and silver | eight ing it is doubtful whether any of mines, not only on bls owu laud, but the class will fail in making their upon any of bls subjects' lands within 1 grade this year. his dominions. So shareholders in The base ball boys journeyed to Rand and Westrallan mines would Nehalem Saturday afternoon to have to forego their dividends if tbe play the Nehalem base ball team at king felt avariciously disposed. Tbe j that place the coming Sunday. king is also eutitled to a yearly tribute Because of the unsettled condition from bls tailor, consisting of a pair of ■ of the weather the boys were a little white doves, a pound of cummin seed, uncertain whether it would be a pair of scarlet hose and a silver possible for them to play or not, but the weather turned out to be needle. fine on Sunday and a lively game All sturgeons and whales caught tn of ball was indulged in on the British waters are royal perquisites. Nehalem diamond. The whale has a split liability. Its The chief characteristics of the tall belongs to the queen, while its game were the excellent field work bead goes to tbe king. It Is generally of tbe Tillamook team and the assumed that tbe partition was decid pitching of Clint King. The bat ed upou in order that tbe queen should teries for the two teams were: Ne always be supplied with whalebone, halem—Emery and Kebbe. Tilla mook—King and Scofield. The score but if so tbe founder of this act of was 7-3 in favor of Tillamook. beneficence committed the mistake of If the weather permits a return giving tbe queen the wrong half.— game will probably be played in London Chronicle. this city next Sunday. The Nehalem team royally enter Witty Ann Pitt. tained the Tillamook boys Saturday Rollngbroke called England’s great night, which caused a sleepy lot of statesman. William Pitt (Lord Chat boys to be in school Monday. ham), “Sublimity Pitt,” and he dubbed The Senior class have received his sister Ann “Divinity Pitt.” But their class pins, which certainly j that must have been long after there are beauties. They are solid gold, were written and received the delight the shape of a diamond, with a fine T.H.S. monogram engraved upon ful letters addressed to Pitt’s "Dearest them. They have also received Nanny,” his "little Nan,” his "little their invitations which certainly Jug.” show the good taste of the class in “Oh. for the restless tongue of dear choosing things of beauty. little Jug!” he exclaims in a letter writ The last monthly test has passed ten by him from Northampton when, a and every one is anxious at present lad of twenty-three, be bad but lately to know whether he or she has flunked. A number of the boys joined bls regiment Ann Pitt’s restless tongue was never who otherwise would have passed stilled, for when Chesterfield, calling with good grades, will have to take on her in his later life, complained of finale because of deportment. The Ciceronian« will give their decay with the words, “I fear that I next Friday afternoon. am growing an old woman,” Ann brisk program Undoubtedly this will be the last ly replied: program of the year and everyone “I am glad of it. I was afraid you is looking forward to it as one of were growing an old man. which, as the most interesting programs of the season. you know, is a much worse thing.” Benly Stain has quit school in order to work in the mill. We do Branding Loafer*. The brand of "S” figures in an ex not approve of students leaving traordinary act passed by parliament school until the end of the year, but sometimes it cannot be prevented. in 1547. An ablebodied man or wom an found loitering aud not seeking work fbr tbe space of three days The K'ngdom of God vs. The Church. could be seized and brought before two Justices of tbe i>eace. who. upon Every church member of what confession or on the proof of two wit ever sect or creed can agree with nesses. “shall immediately cause tbe me in playing thy kingdom come. said laborer to be marked with a hot The only thing superior to the Iron on tbe breast the mark of ’V’ church is the kingdom of God, and and adjudge the said person living so Christ is the only |>erson who has idly to his presenter, to be his slave ever been able to reveal to us its for two years. Tbe said slave shall possibilities. Every promise and be made to work by beating, chaining almost every parable pertained to kingdom of God. Every disciple or otherwise.” If convicted of run the he sent to preach was commanded ning away during this period the Jus I to preach the gospel of the kingdom tices could cause him to be branded God. I on the forehead or tbe cheek with the of Whenever men bare become dis letter “8” and then adjudged to bis satisfied with the church they have master as a slave forever. For run started a new one in opposition, ning away a second time tbe penalty but rot ao with the kingdom of God, the same kingdom that John was death.—London Standard. and Jesu* preached has remained without change. Christ was the Illustrated His System. author of both the church and king It was a habit of tbe wise French dom, but he never preached the man Arago to look during bls lectures church or authorized anyone else at the yonng man who appeared the to, he did not advise anyone to seek dullest of the students, and when be the church, nor did he make any ' perceived that this one understood be promises to church members or ordain any ministry, or defit the ' knew all the others did. church, he spoke of the church Once In a drawing room be bad just twice, once to Peter and once about explained this habit of bls to some referring a dispute to the church, friends when a young man entered but on almost every occasion he referred to the kingdom of God. and saluted blm familiarly. 1 “But to whom have I the honor of He said I must go into other cities and towns and preach the kingdom speaking?" asked the scientist “Why. Professor Arago, you do not of God, for therefor am I sent. church ia what we make it. know me? 1 always attend your lec for The it is our church. We have no tures. and you never take your eyes influence over the kingdom of God, off me the whole time.” for thine is the kingdom. The one is proprietory the other is not. Many efforts have been made to Kaffir English. As a sample of Kaffir English here unite the church, but the church is ao constituted that it can never tie la a love letter eent by a Cape Colony accomplished. One church ia as boy to bls duaky Inamorata: good as another to one who ia a Dear Mise-1 bave greet confidence la subject of tbe kingdom of God. thundering tbe width of my opinion thet There is far more satisfaction in I shall thank for kindness if yoe will give anticipation of the promises Christ me th* privilege of lettering with you oen- ,-vrnlng love, u your moat winning fsc* made in wrangling about church has drawn my serious attention to you. differences. Men are sent from God to preach and that I shall appreciate yoe In antici pation of an early reply and also termi the gospel of the kingdom of God. nating this with supreme of high enuncia- but there is no inspiration required to preserve a church difference. Solitary confinement ia the great Taken at Hie Word. est punishment, the greatest <>b “Since you are ao busy today." nald j jection of the kingdom of God ia the tbe urbane journalist, "will you kindly I fact that men have abandoned it. tell me when and where I can meet ‘There is no place where the king I dom of God is preached, so there you for an Interview?” "Go to blazesr exclaimed tbe Irate | is nothing but that forlorn sense of lieing alone. J. C. <»«>VE. politician. "Thank* I'll consider It an appoint Is there anything in all this world menL”— Washington Star. ¡that is of more imjiortance to you [than good digestion? F'««>d most Is* eaten to sustain life and must lie Desperatoly III. 21 r» rarke-Your husband has been 1 digestion fails the whole body suff ers. Chamberlain's Tablets me a m. tMsu't be? Mra. Lañe—I never aaw rational and reliable cure for io btm ao III Wby. fbr two weeka be ■ digestion. They increase the flow never epoke a cruro Word to me of purify the blood, st en.-1*i<n ; the stomach, and tone up the wfioM idtgestiv« apparatus to a natural J a nd hea.tliv action. Sold by Lai- mar '• Drug Store. A guarantee on Tires, Springs and Car. This car for $1,750.00 40 horse power, 4 doors, top and glass front. The easiest riding car in this or any other town. Other cars selling from $775 and up. Come and take a ride before buying. Agent. Notice. N otice is H ereby G iven ,—That he County Court of Tillamookt County, Oregon, will receive sealed bids for the clearing anil grading of the right-of-way of what is known as the Wheeler Road, commencing at the first mile post and continu ing to the end of said survey of said road, acc»rding to plans and speci fications on file at the oilice of the County Clerk. A certified check equal to 5 per I cent of the amount of the bid, or a Bond satisfactory to the Court must accompany each bid as a guarantee that the bidder will execute a Bond for the completion of the contract if awarded the same. All bids to be filed in the office of the County Clerk of Tillamook County, Oregon, on or before Wed nesday, the 7th day of June, 1911, at 9 o’clock a. m. The County Court reserves the right to reject any and all bids. By order of the County Court. May the 5th, 1611, I. C. H olden , Couunty Clerk. The Reliable Route Steamer Sue H. Elmore” (CART I’. SCHRADER) Tillamook & Portland. 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