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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MAY 11. 1911.
PLAYING A WITNESS.
Usefulness Is Not Gene Just
I Their
Because Yeu Have Read Thom.
Slaves of the Russian Passperi.
A peasant leaves his home to seek
for work as a field laborer wherever
be can find work to do. and. like every
Russian, male and female, be take«
bls passport with him. which is quite
as much a part of him as bls soul la
It la always a half yearly passport,
which be must renew at tbe end of
I six months, sending It home in a reg
istered letter to an offilcal at hla na
tive place and inclosing tbe legal fee
and something over for the trouble.
Tbe time of renewal draws near; the
workman gets a demand for a new
passport. Through official neglect or
other reason tbe passport fails to come
in time.
Tbe honest workingman,
wher is earning bis bread in the sweat
of hla brow and by the practice ¡«cr
imps of exceptional sobriety is trying
to earn a pittance for bls family, ts
arrested suddenly and sent home—
that is. ts flung in’o a forwarding
prison, whence he emerges to Join a
convict party, which contain the «'ream
of criminality, and I r made to suffer
torments before be gets home. When
he arrives be gets his passport and Is
a free agent—once more a loyal sub
Ject.—E. B. Lanin.
Methods of Two Famous Crocs Ex
am inert of the Irish Bar.
The mere fact that moths cannot
Two famous cross examiners at the
read is no reason why they should de Irish bar. says Francis L. Wellman in
test newspapers, but they do neverthe
“The Art of Cross Examination." were
less. It isn't exactly the newspaper or
Sergeant Sullivan, afterward maater
ts editorial policy that moths dislike.
It's the ink used in printing the type : of the rolls in Ireland, aud Sergeant
Barry O’Brien in his
bat makes the moths stay away. That Armstrong.
i why. in the absence of mothproof "Life of Lord Russell” describes their
ags and cedar chests, some house- methods with perjured witnesses.
rives pack their furs and woolens
"Sullivan," be says, “approached the
way wrapped in newspapers at the witness quite in a friendly way, seem
nd of the winter season and find ed to be an impartial inquirer seeking
that is a satisfactory way of preserv information, looked surprised at what
ing them against the ravages of moths, ' the witness said, appeared even grate
frbere is nothing better than old news- ful for tbe additional light thrown on
■apers for use under the carpets for the case.
the same reason.
“ 'Ab. Indeed! Well, as you have said
I
I Old newspapers have many other so much perhaps you can help us a
tases as well. Wet in water they serve little further. Well, really, my lord,
Jo clean out the stove splendidly. this Is a very intelligent man.'
Brushed newspapers are excellent to
“So playing the witness with caution
glean Irtnp chimneys. They can even and skill, drawing him stealthily on.
be used for an iron bolder for an 1 keeping him completely iu the dark
imerpency.
about tbe real point of attack, tbe
I Newspapers dipped in lamp oil are ‘little sergeant' waited until the man
useful for cleaning windows. Irous was in the meshes and then flew at
hot much soiled can be rubbed on old him and shook him as a terrier would
!
newspapers and thus made fit for use. a rat.
Fix.'ng Up the Horse,
pipped in lamp oil they are splendid
you bud a highly lutelllgent thor
“The big sergeant (Armstrong) had
to rub the outside of the dishpan. more humor and more power, but less ougbbred horse to which you were I
ihey keep it bright and shiuing. Torn dexterity and resource.
His great greatly attached, what would you do
hi shreds, slightly dampeued and scat weapon was ridicule. He laughed at ' for him iu order to bring him to the
tered over the carpet, they keep down the witness nnd made everybody else highest point of efficiency?
lust when sweeping. They clean the laugh. The witness got_eonfused nnd
Would you teach him, nt great incon
Link.of its grease and sediment. Noth- lost his temper, and then Armstrong venience and after many reix-titlous.
Resolutions of Condolence.
Big Is better, for the greasy paper can pounded him like a champion in the to amoke from ten to fifteen cigars a
Whereas,
one of the members of
be at once burned after use.
day.
aud
would
you
mix
with
bis
oats
ring.”
I Many times folded newspapers will
all the way from a plut to a quart of our N. Y. P. clues, Mr. bred Miuick.
alcohol? Would you re-enforce this by is in sorrow on account of the
berve as a mat to stand hot and black-
LONDON STREET CRIES.
overloading his stomach with highly sudden death of his father ¡and has
Ined pots or kettles on and save soil
spiced food and add all tbe narcotics been compelled to leave ns for a
ing the kitchen table. The kitchen They Must Have Made the City a Bed
that were iu tbe market, such as tea. time. Be it therefore resolved that
stove is kept bright after the cooking
lam In Olden Daye.
coffee, etc.? Would you keep him In
of each meal with old papers, and this
London must have been a lively city
we as a class hereby extend to him
ja heated stable without any fresh air,
>aves many polishings.
in the days when the street crier
our
sincere sympathy and hope
make him sit up at all hours of tbe
Joined In competition with the bell of
uigbt and permit all tbe veterinarians that he may be sustained, kept and
tbe postman and tbe muffin man. The I In the neighborhood to hold consulta comforted by the Grace of God.
LIFE BUOY AND OAR.
boy who goes round the streets with tions and operate upon him as often
And that as a class we wish to
putting on the Ona and Supporting the early morning cry of “Hot rolls!” as they needed tbe money?
assure him of our love and sympa
still
lingers
In
the
outer
suburbs,
but
Yourself With ths Othsr.
And if you did all this, what sort of thy in his bereavement.
Very few persons know how to get the old street crier has long been silent a race wopld you expect that horse to
Be it furthet resolved that a copy
into a life buoy, and, as in this uncer in the land.
win?—Life.
of these resolutions be printed in
Some of the ancient cries have been
tain world one never knows when one
the Tillomook City newspapers.
pay need to make use of a buoy in collected by Frederick W. Hackwood
Ancient Football.
E dgar M unson ,
teal earnest, a little practice might In bis book. “The Good Old Times.”
Philip Stubbes wrote in 1583 in hla
W hitman L amb ,
frove of great value in an emergency. They include “Cherry Ripe. O!” “Bak book ou ‘The Anatomle of Abuses:”
E sther L owry .
■ Now. when the buoy is thrown into ing or Bolling Apples;" “Green hast-
“For as concerning football I pro
(Committee.)
(be water the temptation is to try to Ings" (these were early peas); “Laven test unto you It may rather be called
ift it over one’s bead and shoulders der, sweet lavender, six bunt lies a a freendly klnde of fight than a play
Ship By the Anvil.
ir to dive through it This, however, penny.” or perhaps “Rabbits, wild of recreation; a bloody and murtberlng
a impossible. The correct thing is to rabbits,” and when there was a good practice than a felowly sporte of pas-
The Twin Screw ship Anvil is now
frasp the two sides of the buoy with catch of fish it might be “Mackerel. tyme. For dootb not every one lye in making regular runs to thia port
from Portland, with passengers
Ingers of the bands uppermost, lower O!” or “Herrings, alive, all alive!”
“Some of the cries.” writes Mr. walgbt for bls Adverserle, seeking to and freight.
fourself nnder the buoy and come up
overthrow
him
and
to
plcke
him
on
hie
She ¡sunder good clean manage
trough the center, then rest your Hackwood, “would sound strange to nose, though it be on bard stones, so
ment, and the patronage of the pub
Irms upon the sides, and you will be the ear now. as ‘Bandboxes.’ ‘Bas that by thia rneanes sometimes their
lic is solicited, and courteous treat
lomfortably supported as long as it is kets,’ ‘Buy a broom.’ ‘Hair brooms.’ necks are broken, sometimes their ment will be shown to one and all.
‘Hot spiced gingerbread,’ 'Brick dust.’
kecessary.
Have your shipments consign«d
backs, sometimes thglr legs, sometimes
More often than otherwise, in case of 'Sand, O!’ ‘Bellows to mend.’ ‘Chairs to their arms, sometimes one part thrust care Str. Anvil, Albers Dock No. 3,
I
Occident, a life buoy is not at hand, mend.' ‘Bill of the play.' More familiar
Porrland, Ore. For information in
j out of joynt. sometimes another; some
in such an event an oar may be used perhaps were 'Old clothes.’ 'Cats and times the noses gush out with blood, I quire of D. L. Shrode, Tillamook, Or
is a substitute. Now, there Is some dogs’ meat’ and 'Dust O!’
'sometimes their eyes start out—fight
“Now we are reduced to little more
Ittle art in saving oneself by this
It Startled The World.
ing. brawling, contention, quarrel pick
which
are
than
tbe
shriek
and
bowl
Beans, for an average sized scull Is
ing. murther. homicide and great effu when tbe astounding claims were
supposed
to
represent
milk
and
coals.
1
lot buoyant enough to support a per
first made for Bucklen’s Arnica
sion of blood, as experience dayly Salve, but forty years of wonderful
lon if grasped as the first impulse —London Chronicle.
teacbeth ”
cures have proved them true, and
Irould direct.
everywhere it is now known as the
Deceived by a Cloud.
There is only one way In which the
Relics of the Incas.
best salve on earth for Burns, Boils,
Tbe Instinct of animals Is sometimes
rnr will support a human being. It
i The Inca period has left us remark Scalds, Sores end Piles. Only 25c
Bust be ridden like a hobbyhorse. supposed to be more infallible tbau able traces, especially In tbe magulfi- at Chas. I. C'.ough'«.
Hie baft is put between the legs aud human reason, but a scientist's obser cent roads.
Broad, beautiful turn
he blade allowed to project above the vations of the katydid rather contra pikes. now only partially preserved,
J. M. Howell, a popular druggist
I
dict
that
opinion.
The
katydid,
with
|urf ■ • of the water in front of one.
run for a distance of over 2.(MMi tnlles of Greensburg, Ky., says, “We use
Its
musical
membranes,
produces
two
|y this means the bead Is kept well
from the coast to tbe plateau and tbe Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in
ibeve the water.—Pearson’s Magazine. distinct “songs,” one peculiar to the foot of tbe highest |x>aks. We marvel our own household aud known it
ulght and familiar tu everybody, (he
is excellent." For sale by Lamar's
at the akill of the Inca engineers, es
other a daytime tune, which Is rather I
Drug, Store.
____ _ _
Feeling For Death.
pecially
In
tbe
magnificent
stairways
For a week the self appointed guide a rasp than a melody. According to hewn in tbe rock. In the filling up of
Cattle
to
Pasture.
> the blind on their daily walks bad tbe scientist mentioned, it Is sometimes deep ravines, in the paving with pon
quite
comical
tu
hear
the
singers
sud
oticed that the two men who were
derous flags. In several places have
Wanted, cattle to pasture at the
er special charges felt carefully of denly change their tune when a dark been found tbe remalus of a former as
Netarts
sand spit.
Enquire of
■e wall on either side of the door of cloud obscures the sun, immediately phalt covering to these roads. At cer
Hodgdon
Bros.,
Fairview.
resuming
their
daytime
aong
wbeu
It
ie asylum when passing in and out.
tain Intervals are found the ruins of
Ince she was there to lead them, that has passed. This recalls the bens that custom house« and laid out grounds
go
to
roost
during
a
solar
eclipse.
recaution seemed not at all necessary,
and fortifications, of which the most
ad she finally asked their reason for
interesting specimen la the fortress of
The Chatham Chest.
Cuzco, built about tbe year 1000. and
Carefully preserved at Greenwich
; “I am looking for crape on the door,”
plundered and destroyed by Pizarro In
tie old man told her. “They don't (England) hospital la the famous Chat 1543.—Century Path.
ham
chest.
It
Is
a
great
box
curioualy
|ke to let us know here in the asylum
then any one dies for fear of making wrought. Ita Iron body being crossed
Th« Club.
is feel bad. but they put crape on the and recrossed by strengthening bands
An exclusive dining society in Lon
of
steel.
It
waa
the
nearest
approach
The valued family re
loor. and by feeling for it when we
don is tbe one bearing tbe arrogant
cipes for cough an'4 cold
• ss in and out we can find out for our- the artificers of Elizabeth’s age ever title tbe Club, which since Its foun-
alves when one of us has gone.”—New made to tbe modern iron safe and was j dation has been limited to thirty-five
cure, liniments, tonics and
worked with special care, since It was
fork Frees.
members. Johnson. Burke. Reynolds
other remedies have as
the repository of tbe funds of the great and Goldsmith were among tbe orig-
careful attention here as
naval charity. In 1883 it was felt that ' Inal members. Garrick and Boswell
How Fielding Spelled His Name.
the most intricate prescrip
The Fieldings are an ancient race. I something should be done for Eng I Joined io 1773 and Gibbon and Fox
land's disabled sailors who bad so in 1774. Of tbe eighteen premiers In
tions.
nd the Denbigh earldom dates from
nobly upheld her prestige on tbe sea 'the nineteenth century ulne were
B22. By the way. there is a funny
against practically tbe whole world. members of tbe club. Fox. Liverpool.
Our fresh, high grade
lory as regards the family name and
So the Chatham chest was instituted. ' Canning. Russell. Aberdeen. Gladstone.
drugs will help to make
:s spelling.
The author of 'Tom
Salisbury. Lord Rosebery and Mr.
ones" was one of the race, and the
these temedics more i-ffec-
Strictly Business.
■ Balfour.—London Spectator.
ken Lord Denbigh said to bis relative:
live than ever.
“To whom do you wish to make
Why don't you spell your name 'Feild-
your benefit certificate payable?' asked
The Orator's Fate.
lg.’ as the rest of us do and not
Right prices are also
the officer of tbe fraternal order.
"Some orators.” said Senator Sor
fielding't ’
assured.
‘To my sweetheart,” aaid the candi ghum reflectively, “make ma think of
The writer made answer. '‘Because
date for initiation.
1
our parrot."
am the first of the family who learn
“According to the laws of our order
'The one wboae bead you chopped
1 to spell."—London Gentlewoman.
you’ll have to marry her first.”
o«rr
“Ray. bold up thia initiation about
i fifteen
“Yes He b»d to take all tbe blame
»
African Giants.
minutes and I'll go and attend
There are many giants In Africa nine to that.”—Spokane Spokewman-Revlew. for what sometsdy else Instated ou hla
Reliable Druggist.
I
saying."—Washington Star.
Jet high. Some of them weigh .'>*•
minds and are strong enough to kill
Wonderful Financing.
Asking Tee Much.
panther at one blow. Perhaps you
First Sport - Dickson Is a wonderful
"My dear." said Mr. Clarkson, *1
^lnk such big fellows must be clumsy. financier.
don't want you to think I have auy de
Bt they are not. They can run faster
Second Sport—How T
sire to criticise you for tbe way you I
Un any horse, springing twelve to
First Sport—He borrowed a nickel
Krteen feet at a leap. This all sounds from me this morning to take him up ■uanagr. but really we must try tu live
within our Incoma"
ke a fairy story, but not so when yon town to see a man that be could hor
"Within oor Inroroe? Goodnma! And
Bar that these African giants are
row $.’> from, and with that f> be hlew
be regarded by everybody In our set as
It riche*.
off another man that he borrowed
eccentric?"-Judge
from.
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FAMILY
RECIPES
!
CLOUGH,
I
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An Old Delusion.
Father of the Fair One-How ren
you [staslbly think of marrying tor
the daughter? You aay that hy tbe strict
eat eonomy you can save only »1O a
month! Poor but Worthy Poet-Ob.
yen. but if we both save it will be 120'
my tx»y pre-wfona. do —Meggeodorfer Blatter.
Schiel Prin-Ip tl-Very.
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The
Reliable Route
Steamer
“ Sue H. Elmore”
(CAI’T P. SCHRADER)
Tillamook & Portland.
Leaves Portland, Couch St. Dock
Every Tuesday, Arrives Tillamook
Wednesdays
Sailing for Portland, every Thtinday or Hiiilny
■ccurdiug to Tide».
PACIFIC NAVIGATION COMPANY.
H. C. LAMB, Agent.
S. ELMORE A CO,
losmb'a IXx k, Tillamook. Ore.
<iener»l Agcnta. Astoria, Ore
I. W. W. BROWN. Agent.
Coiwll Street 1 >o< k, Portland, Oregon.
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
You Use Them.
We Sell Them.
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
Nest Door to Tillamook Coanty Bank.