T í LLA m OJK! road«, and the Enterprise shows its partiality. Let us give a bit of friendly advice. Boost for the opening up of as many roads as possible. That’B what helps Entered as second clues mail mat­ | to settle up any country, and ter July, 1888, at the poet office at | the more roadsNehalem can get Tillamook, Ore., under the act of better it will be for the north March 3, 1879. end of the county. But by all means be reasonable and con­ tf'be (^illamooli Ijrabligbt siderate, for there is not enough money at the Court’s disposal to make one tenth of the road improvements which are needed Editorial Snap Shots and demanded. Some of the Who’s done more to boost road improvements must of Tillamook County than the necessity go over from year to Headlight, tbe pioneer news- year, and a little more patience on the part of some of our citi­ paper of the county ? zens is certainly necessary, It there is any way whereby unless they want to raise their We believe that the the Gilford Stillwell Park pro- taxes should economise as perty could lx? turned over to court the city or the school district [ much as possible, first, with reducing the it ought to be done, so that one the object of indebtedness, und <>r the other can have the county's second, if possible, to make management of it. — taxes less next year. It will be noticed that all out standing county warrants are Portland had a primary t ailed up to January 1st, on the election last week, and the general fund, and that all road Oregonian speaking of the suc­ warrants are paid up. This is cessful Republican candidate, a good showing considering the says : years that this county has been Mr. Rushlight was nominated for in debt. In a few years we Mayor of Portland at the Repub­ hope to see the county on a lican primary mainly through the organized and directed support of cash basis. the saloons, the street railway I corporation, the paving companies The school directors of this anil the political element of the district are to be congratulated labor unions. It may Le supposed upon again obtaining the ser­ that these combined influences will be able toelect him in June unless vices of Prof. L. L. Baker as an aroused and enlightened public principle of the high school in sentiment is able to produce an this city another year. All will independent candidate of character admit that a live, up-to-date and record for achievement who will command the general respect school is one of the best adver­ und confidence. tisement* a city can have, where There is not the least doubt, the faculty, directors and the but that city politics in Port­ people are working in harmony land is rotten and that the for the success of the school. “grafters” are making a rich harvest. This is the reason why* There appears to be a grow­ the different interests seek to ing demand for information elect pliable "tools” to dotheir about Tillamook County from bidding. One of these days persons who want to tocate in the Oregonian will be wanting the Western Oregon, for every to put the saloons out of busi­ mail brings a large number of ness in that city for the same inquiries. The Tillamook Com­ reason that the county press mercial Club is attending to helped to put the saloons out of the publicity work in good business in several of the shape in answering correspon­ counties in Oregon, viz., be­ dence, and it is expected that cause they undertook to con­ this will increase for several trol city politics. It is a poor months, especially as it will recommendation for any city soon be definitely known when when it is known that the train service will be eBtablishod saloon interests run a city for between Portland and Tilla­ their own benefit. mook. Then wutch Tillamook grow and crow. Don’t Overreach. OF SUBSCRIPTION .STRICTLY IN ADVANCB.) vine year....................................... ... Six months....................................... Three month»................................... RATES I •tl th la ■q IF pl n n> t>- ■ e: It ti c< lr 6 b tl w O d u d t » a J 0 II 1 r t í « J < ■ V I < I 1 I f I headlight , Woman And The Wits. After watching the Easter parade one is prepared to report that re­ cent frotts did no damage -to the ‘‘peach’’ crop.—Louisville Courier- Journal. If a woman knows she’s pretty it’s not because some other woman told her bo .—Boston Transcript. “Woman is nearer the savage state than man,’’ declares a Har­ vard professor. He’ll be confirmed in that opinion when the women hear what he has said.—New York Herald. It was a woman watching the Al­ bany Capital fire who observed: “What a pity! The Democrats are burning up everything that the Republicans didn’t take.’’ There are certainly some women who understand politics. — Louisville Courier-Journal. The St. Louis jury that has de­ cided a man has the right to spank his wife has only partly solved the probelm. How is he going to do it ?—Baltimore Sun. When the International Child Welfare Congress and ilie Mothers’ Congress, close-kin organizations, meet here next week, we’d like to know who's going to take care of “the babies.’’—Washington Times. This suffrage movement I’m con­ vinced Will ne’er become the rage, If on the registration books They have to give their age.— Judge. The Kingdom of God vs. Civiliza­ tion. Civilization has changed the new world from a wilderness inhabited bv roving bands of savages to a land of homes and refinement. Just as civilization overcame the evils of savagery the Kingdom of God is ordained to remedy the faults of civilizatiou. One of the peculiar incidents ac- cured when Christ, the author of the Kingdom of God, was born on tlie wav to taxation, one of the great evils of civilization. Crime aud insanity are civil dis­ ci ses, the leading cause of taxation. Men who subscribe to the soverign will of God and thereby become sub­ jects of God’s kingdom,I have no need of asylums of prisons Civili­ zation have outlived its useful­ ness, it has answered its purpose, and should be laid by for the more important kingdom of God. The kingdom of God, unlike churches, has always been a unit It has never been divided or itn- proved upon or revised. It ia the only thing that has a piomise in the Bible, and the only thing Christ ever preached, or ever authorized anyone else to preach. There iBbut one gospel and that is tbe gospel of the kingdom of God. Churches are a part of civilization and while the gates of hell does not prevail against them, there ia no good reason why they should not be replaced by the kingdom of God. My grand parents had large faaiiliee, nearly thirty children in all on both my father*sand mother's side. Their children had from five to seven. My generation have from one to two, at the same ratio we. will be exterminated by the next generation, and what is true in my case is true with the great mass of American who can trace back three and four generations. Civilization to us means to get off the earth. Thé kingdom of God is the only- thing that can remedy defeats of civilization. J. C. GOVE. There used to be a mania—and it •till has a hold in some sections— for farmers to increase their farm possessions in spite of their ina­ bility to properly use the same. They kept adding to their number of acres until finally “land poor” was the result. It is different, to a great extend, to-day. The aim now ia, or should be, to get all that is possible out of a email territory. Little farms, well tilled, have proved to be more profitable than acres with only half treatment. We would not have a very exalted opinion of tlie acumen of a manu­ facturer who would provide goods Saved His Mother’s Life. that could just ■• well have been *' Four doctors had given me up,” produced with machinery, and build­ writes Mrs. Laura Gaines, of Avoca, La., “ und nty children and all my In Chickatnns county n Per ings that cost half the money. We friends were looking for me to die, son was np|x>inted t«» systema­ would at once set this down ns an w:ien my son insisted that I nee unwise and unprofitable proceeding. tize the road construction in Electric Bitters. 1 did so. nnd they that county, the rond supervi­ Is it not then equally unwise to have done me a world of good. I sor* to be under his direction. follow the same course in agri­ will always praise them." Electric Bitters is a priceless blessing to This enured some of tbe road cultural production ? women tioubled with fainting and Then- have been cases where such sufs-rvisors to ls*come hostile, dizzy spells, backache, headache. and now it is proposed to “ re­ management, in branches closely Weakness, debility, constipation or call " lhecounty judge and one allied to agriculture, has proved fcidnev disorders. Use them and gain new health, strength and of the county commissioners fatal. For instance, the creamery yigor. They’re guaranteed to '«■»■»■»»•J. ” asvax II llllll Here If is sb a XlKIIIX branch that satisfy or money refunded. Only boc'uis«1 they had the get up industry | has worked its way up through .Ilk', at Chas. I. Clough's drug store. and courage to break away troni nn expensive and tin­ many obstacles into success. Yet Now is the time to get rid of your satisfactory system nì road there have been many failures by rheumatism. You will find Cham­ building. Political l>ets as Hie way. and by far the larger part berlain ’s Liniment wonderfully road supervisors should be a of these failures have been due to effective. One npplication will con­ the investment of fC«U> or $8tMX) in a vince you of its merits. Try it. thing of the past, for it*is about time that the squnndering of plant when $3HUI would have an­ For sule by Lamar's Drng Store. road funds should cease anil swered the purpose just as well. For soreness of lhe muscles svsteinatie, and economical The Cooking Count« in Matrimony. whether induced by violent exercise road building take its place. or injury. Chamberlain's Liniment It wns Lord Lytton who give im is excellent. This liniment is also highly esteemed for the relief it af The announcement that tbe mortality to the truth that "civilia fords in cases of rheumatism. Sold Hill system is enger to com­ ed man can not live without cooks," by La ma r' «^ Drug Store. mence work on the United Rnil- and many ii perplexed young house- Do Ghost« Haunt Swamp«. wnya extension to Tillamook ia keeper has discovered that love No, Never. Its foolish to fear a not surprising, for this county wan suffering a severe strain when fancied evil, when there are real will produce an enormous ton­ the bread io sour, the meat overdone und deadly perils to guard against nage fur trnnaportation com­ and the potatoes soggy. When all the IWanipx and marshes, bayous panies. And when work does these mishaps occur at one meal, and lowlands. These are the ma­ commence on thia rond. it can tender love in apt to retire for a laria germs that cause «gue. chills and fever, weakness, aches in the Is-taken for granted that it will time. Men seldom marry for the bones and muscles and may induce lie pushed through to comple­ sake of securing a cook, but the deadly typhoid. But Electric Bit- tion as soon na pivsaible. The average man doe« expect that the ters destroys and casts out these building of the United Railways woman he marries shall know both vicious germs from the blood. “Three bottles drovd all the into Tillamook will mean much how to cook and to keep the rent of malaria from my system,'' wrote to the county, for not only dot's the house properly; "nweept and Wm. Fretwell, of Lflcagn.i. N. C. it bring it into connection with garnished.** In this day of a multi- "and I’ve had fine health ever the Hill system, but it willopen tude of professions for women, too since.” Use this safe, sure remedy up the Wilson river country many girls who has bssn educated only. 3tk- at Chas. I. Clough's. and its extensive timber re­ as stenographers, teachers or sales- 1s there anything in all thia world sources, Tillamook county is women, sail blithly into matrimony that is of more importance to you on thee1 ve of n wonderful devel­ without knowing how to boil a pots than good digestion? Food must be eaten to sustain life and must te opment. and the next few year» ton or lathe a griddle cake properly. digestion fails the whole laxly sufi- will bring nbout many impor­ Many of them are without any de­ era. Chamberlain's Tablets'are a sire whatever to excel in those every­ rational and reliable cure for in­ tant changes. day virtnre» by which we live, then digestion. They increase the How having done nothing to make the of bile, purify the blood, strengthen Our friends nt Nehalem np- home n place of rest, — and "*"• satisfac- | the stomach, and tone up the whold pe«r to l»e a little too fractional tton, and pleasing content, they I digestive apparatus to a natural in regurd to opening up certain From what we cun learn there «requite u few of the dairymen who have not found the exper­ iment of feeding alfalfa hay satisfactory* from a financial standpoint. The pioneer dairy­ men of this county set a pre­ cedent that is hard to beat, viz., raising their owti feed. Exper­ iments are good tilings some­ times, but not when it is a loosing game, which some of the dairymen find they were up against when they increased their herds of cows with no "home grown” hav to feed them and depending upon alfalfa to help them out. MAY U, 1011 No Color In th» Dark. In tbe dark there is no such a thing as color. Tbe reddest dress is Just tbe same color as a pure white tableclotb when both are placed in a dark closet, if you would understand this assume tbe presence of a light wave motion In tbe ether. The color of light depends upon tbe length of these waves. Tbe light waves producing tbe colors in tbe blue end of tbe spectrum are very short compared with those that pro­ duce the colors near tbe red end. Tbe light source that we know as red given off only waves of a length to produce that particular color. A body appears red because its surface absorbs all tbe other waves and reflects the red waves back Into tbe eye. If an attempt is made to light a blue body with red light It will fall, because tbe blue body Is capable of reflecting only tbe short waves producing tbe blue, and since the red source produces none of these there will be no reflection and the body will appear black. A thing looks black when It is capable Of absorbing all tbe colors at once.—St. Louis Republic. Improving th» Book of Job. i remember the relief with which, after long feellug tbe sway of Frank­ lin's Imperturbable common sense, 1 came upon a project of bls for a new version of tbe book of Job to replace the old version, tbe style of which, says Franklin, baa become obsolete aud hence less agreeable. “I give,” he continues, "a few verses which may serve as a sample of the kind of ver­ sion I would recommend.” We all recollect tbe famous verse In our translation, “Then Satan answered tbe Lord and said. Doth Job fear God for naught?” Franklin makes this, "Does your majesty Imagine that Job's good conduct is the effect of mere per­ sonal attachment and affection?" 1 well remember bow, when I flrat read that. 1 drew a deep breath of re­ lief and said to myself, “After all, there is a stretch of humanity beyond Franklin's victorious good sense.”— Matthew Arnold's "Culture and An­ archy.” The Fast Steamer GOLDEN GATE Sailing Days for of CDflY fDonth FOR TILLAMOOK, BAY CITY, GARIBALDI HOBSON VILLE, And all points Sail from Port- Tand. May 1 st.. 5 ,, 5........ 5 ,. 10....... 5 .. 14........ 5 ., IS...... 5 22...... 5 27...... 5 ,, 31........ 5 Sail Tillamook. Arrive Tillamook. p.m. May 2, 4:30 ,, 6. 9:00 p.m. ,,11 1 :OO p.m. ,, 1 5. 3:30 p.m. ,. 1 9, 6:00 p.m ,; 23, 8.30 pm. ,, 28, 1:30 p.m. p.m, Tillamook Bay. on p.m May 3, 3:3<> 8, 7:00 pin. p.m. ,, 12. 11:3O p.m.l ., 16, 2:00 p.m., ,, 20, 4:00 25, 9:<>O p.m.| p.m.l .. 29, 12:30 Arrive Portland. p.m. Muv 4,10:008.« a m ■■ t oo a.m. 13, 8 Oo a.m p in. .. 17,10:00 u.m p.m. ., 21, 5:00 p.m a.m. Irou a m. p.m. .,30, 9 oo a n. 1____________________ Freight Received Daily at Deck Foot of Washington Street. J R. GLADDEN, Agent, Til’amook. An Awful Experience. A native diver descended Into tbe water to see whether one of tbe piers, then in course of construction, had set. While he was engaged in this work a great iron cylinder subsided a little, crushing bls baud between It and tbe masonry. When, on a signal being giv­ en. another diver came down be found bls unfortunate comrade imprisoned under water without hope of escape. After a few moments of mute deepair and barrowing uncertainty a speech­ less decision was arrived at. and the newcomer proceeded with chisel and hammer to back off bis unhappy com­ panion's hand at tbe wrist Tbe pris­ oner was tbus liberated, but died soon after reaching tbe surface from the shock. Never, I think, has an opium eater in bis dreams imagined a more pitiful spectacle of hopeless human suffering.—“Travels In India." Justifiabls Protest. “My wife Is one of tbe unlucklest persons I know," began a Cedar ave­ nue man. wbo tells long stories about bls household affairs. “She sure is." agreed tbe victim of tbe conversation fervently. But his mild sarcasm was lost. "Sbe was bit by a street car recent­ ly." pursued the narrator, “and got a broken arm. That's tbe fourth time In less thau a year that something baa happened to her. When they brought her to her senses this time I leaned over her sympathetically. ‘Better, my dear?' says 1. Tt ain't fair!' sbe yells. 'Wbat ain't fair?’ I asks gently. *Why,’ sbe groans, 'you're tbe one that car­ ries all the accident Insurance in this family, and I'm tbe one that always gets hurt. It ain't fair!*’’—Cleveland I’lnlu Healer. Th» Kangaroo’s Kick. When a big "old man" kangaroo stiff­ ens bis tall and converts it Into a sort I of revolving pivot bearing the whole weight of his body, leaving Lis tremen­ dously powerful legs free for attack and defense, everybody who does not want to be ripped up or thrown In a heap for a considerable distauce will give tbe marsupial a wide berth Only those who have seen the full grown kangaroo In bls native Australian bush with his buck to a tree, scattering dogs, bleeding aud torn, right and left, can form auy adequate Idea of the prodi gious strength the animal is capable of exerting when be fluds himself in a tight corner. Tillamook Delivery $1,250. Every Owner a Booster foi the E.M.F. EVERY MAN’S FRIEND, Comfort. Style Satisfaction, The biggest and the best automobil value in the world to-day. The Comfort Car. The every-day-in-the-year car. You can use and enjoy your car i stormy weather as well as fair. The F.M.G. gives you this privilege. You’ll want to see it. Come to-da; Place Your Order. Remember, when you buy of us y( deal directly with the people who bui the car and we guarantee every i against break or defect ior one year, you comtemplate the purchase of i automobile let us demonstrate to you t value of E.M.F. over all others at an' where near the price. Rollie W. Watson AGENT FOR TILLAMOOK Th» Old Man*» Opinion. Mr. S< rluipi>»—I asked your daughter « very Important question last night and sbe referred me to you. Old Gentleman—H'm! Wbat did you ask her? “I asked her If she'd marry me.** •'Well, sbe won't.” "Eb? Has sbe said so?" “No. but from wbat I know of tbe girl I don't believe sbe would bare bothered herself about me if sbe bad really wanted you"—New York Week­ ly T»mmy*s Decision. ¿XPORT BEER. KAISER BLUME. Unsurpassed. Non Intoxicate MALT TEA. Teacher— Now. Tommy, suppose a man gave you 1100 to keep for him at<1 then died, what would you do? Would you pray for him? Tommy- No. air. but I would pray for another Ilka him. O«m«tti« Joys. “Do you and your wife play cards ■neb r “No: we have plenty of other things to quarrel ever."-Detrvlt Free Preoa BOTTLED BY THE Columbia Bottling Co Astoria, Oregon- Noda Water». Siplhons, Bartlett JI ¡neral Wat*-