T illamook headlight , may 4, ion.
G IN
FRANCE
7
Mt Pay Up, Than Lit« is
Sad« a Burden.
we pay pourboircs In
Dply because if we didn’t
t bo worth living. Here
>ena to tb« man wbogives
• waiter: After a cognac
seits be summoned tbe
gave him tbe exact price
immation. Then be rose
•fore he bad time to leave
e waiter tripped over a
Piled on to tbe uontlpper’s
ir coat a glass of sticky
be was carrying to an-
ner. Tb« clumsy waiter
louaand pardons and im-
ade tbings worse by selx-
y cloth and rubbing the
aoee into tbe coat. Sup-
lnt does not tip bis con-
It is tbe result? Tbis-tbat
rings up the letters at all
lit wben they arrive, that
Mtold you are not at home
Mi matter of fact you are
»r them, if you grease the
and from time to time there
t be any difficulty In allow-
fadesman to go up to yonr
as soon as the tips are st op
it of Irritating regulations
heard of will lie enforced
the grocer's and tbe buteb-
taking np your orders, aud
t will be done to make your
len.
‘rvants may go out every
the week and nil -'eht. but
tip the concierge with yonr
or wine you will never know
i> It Is not the concierge or
nts that make your existence
If* It Is the blancblsseuse. who
■me collars that don’t belong
nmebody elae’a pajamas and
Iged handkerchiefs. But the
s all these annoyances van-
ion Globe.
THERED TYRANTS
ipula
be in
:e of
out 15
ide in
iistry?
1 with
oward
>untv.
e belt
-ntiful
¡Ideal
found
v and
s and
ks of
K M
quail, I
nd ini
>e tbel
jht tol
if aedi
Seal!
beachll
chapel
ilionrl
whichl I
tnanyt ]
a de mi I
.urallyj I
<>f thel I
.<n noli I
ir and! I
re u» 11
makel R
li* in-| I
< veryl I
t.-n'ls-l I
r. siili I
tìnestl ■
.-t thel 1
■
■
attar
hickl
recti
e ®n
rrer-
?tt.
Fowl« of th« Air Dread th«
Muscicaps Birds.
work is tbe strangest of tbe
ne in tbe world of birds. I d
and central Europe tbe muscl-
rds polio .be air. posted on
b wires. Black, with beads
id with orange fillets, these
flycatchers are dreaded by
rands of tbe air. Eatrles. fnl-
1 all the feathered stroug men
tber shrink from an encounter
is tyrant. Wben tbe tyrant
find wires to perch on tie
on a pole. Wben stationed in
e or a pasture be perches upon
k of an ox. He Ilves by hunt-
lets and attacks all birds, even
ingest, using ls*ak aud claws
unequal struggle. All the fowls
air fear tbe police bird, and
lie most active plllngers of the
reign honesty when under the
•ye of tbe Muacicapa tyraunits,
inter tbe tyrant taken posses
! th« warm shelters prized by
In spring, wben the young tire
lug In the neats, the tyrant
fthieF’ and bows terror among
and enemies alike. Even the
vs bunded to fall upon a field
ty wben they see the black <s>nt
ange fillet of ftie "polIceman.'*
•rant bolds his power by bls
All anifssls yield to tbe
of eotiragy. a' quality st>ecinl-
mn4L •birds. The tyrant bird
ll.ebnt bls attitude commands
.—Harper’s Weekly.
* SWITCHED ON SUFFRAGE
Com«« From th« Hindi Bangle.
Maaning a Thatched Hut.
Tbe word bungalow is an Anglo-In-
dlau version of tbe Hindi bangla.
i which primarily means Bengali, or
I of Bengal, and is also applied to a
thatched but says Country Life In
j Ameri«-a. it may be worth while to
I explain how thia trivial aud merely lo­
cal uaine came to be fixed on tbe Eng
lishuuiu'x bouse in India.
Early residents there engaged In mil
I Itary. administrative or trading duties
j lived a uomadlc life for tbe greater
i part of tbe year In tents. And slm-e
1 there was nothing In the Indigenous
buildings of Bengal suited to tbelr re
quiremeiits their first dwelling houses,
designed by themselves and built of
[ materials at site, were naturally plan­
ned on the model of the Indian serv-
■ Ice tents to which they «ere a«aws
1 touted that Is. a large and lofty room
stimainded by double walls of canvas
Iwloslug space between them, with
partitions at two or more «-orners for
I bath or store rooms
It Is probably. Indeed, that In the
beginning the tent Itself was <ws-n«loH-
ally covered with the sun proof thatch
or bangla. The name and the that' h
were all that were taken, and now
tbe origin of the name Is forgotten
even by most Indians, who accept the
rcsouant. trisyllabic bungalow as the
Englishman's own name for bls own
peculiar bouse.
BRUMMEL’S GHOSTS. “
Pathetio Picture of the Groat Boau
In Hie Dacedenoo.
We are more familiar with tbe pic­
ture of Beau Brummel In tbe days of
bis prosperity than in bls decadence.
Here is a pathetic glimpse of the last
phase at Caen, when tbe old man's
mind bad begun to give way under the
accumulated stress of penury and in­
gratitude:
“Sometimes be thought be ought to
give a party, so be would arrange tbe
apartment, set out tbe candles and get
tbe bouse attendant to be with him.
At 8 o’clock this man would open tbe
door of tbe room and announce 'tbe
Duchess of Devonshire.’ At tbe sound
of this name Brummel would rise from
bis chair and greet tbe cold air from
tbe staircase as tbougb It were tbe
beautiful ducbess herself, making bls
most courtly bow and saylug: ‘Ab.
my dear ducbess. bow rejoiced I am
to see you—so very amiable of you at
this short notice! Pray, bury yourself
In this armchair! Do you know, it was
a gift Io me from tbe Ducbess of York,
wbo was a very kiud friend of mine;
but. poor thing, sbe Is uow no mure.'
Then, bis eyes tilling with tears, be
would sink Into bis chair, looking va­
cantly into tbe fire uutll Lord Alvan i
ley. Lord Allen, tbe Duke of Beaufort l
or some other old friend was ushered i
in. At 10 the attendant announced tbe
carriage of each invisible visitor, and
this ghostly party would couclude.”—
London Graphic.
Auction Selling In Japan.
Sealed blds are used In auctioning
property tn Japan. There Is do shout­
ing. Tbe auctioneer announces to tbe
audience that be has such and such
a piece of property for sale and in­
vites blds. Those wbo wish to bld
write tbelr blds and names on slips of
paper. Tbe paper is folded and placed
in a box. When tbe auctioneer sees
no more bids coming be opens tbe box
Curious Anticipation«,
y peculiar anticipations have and sorts out tbe blds. Tbe bigbeat
cited against patent applications. • bid takes tbe property. It la like a
■e time a congressman took to j bond sale—no one knows wbat bls
If a bidder Is anxious
patent office a lock invented by neighbor bids.
of his rural constituents.
The to get tbe property be will not pot tn
was an exact copy of a lock fig­ I I a small offer. On the contrary, he
in “Price on Locks." showing the will very likely bld all tbe property Is
used on a gate of ancient Thebes worth. For this reason an owner nev­
er puts up bis property for auction
sands of years before Christ. The
York
ressman after examining tbe Ulus- unless be wants to aell it.—New
on. which was shown him by one Suu.
the officers, exclaimed that he didn't
A Fam«us Drss««r.
• wbo that fellow from Theiss«
Joachim Murat was In bis day tbe
s. he certainly stole It from bl» con
best dressed man In the world
Boru
nent. On another occasion an ap
In 17B7 In a village near Cabora. tbe
■atlon for a patent wits filed for a
i sou of a day laborer, be was sent to a
ver basket whose construction cor I Jesuit scb<s>l to be educated fur tbe
ponded In detail with the Scr1|. I priesthood
He ran away. Joined tbe
ll description of the nrk In which
‘ army, and «ixteen years after he bad
sea was placed in the bulrushes,
Iss-otne a lieutenant be was a field
kb. we are told In the second chap
, marshal. Ihtke of Cleve and Berg, with
of Exodus, was an ark of bul
Napoleon’s sister. Caroline, as his wife.
bee daubed with slime and pit' ll
• snd. finally, by tbe grace of bls broth­
a is also probably the first record
er In law. was created king of Naples.
Instance of a re-«iiforced concrete
Io all stations be paid tbe closest at­
icture.—Scientific American.
tention tu bls attire and wore in bat-
tie gold embroidered and Jeweled nnl
Th«y W«r« “Hung Up."
forms wbl<-b would have made blui
1 like you. Jim." «aid tbe practical conspicuous at a court function and
I. “but you’ve been a tmchelor for dressed himself an for a review when
many years that I fear you have t»e was led forth tu be abut.—New
,llen Into disgraceful habits
You York Tribune.
oat be awfully careless, for iustaixv
tout your wardrobe."
«tranusua.
“My dear." answered tbe suitor. “I
“Life la far from lielng monotonous
ve you my word that every rag I
at the Twfller borne."
■ not wearing now 1« bung up "
“How Is thatf
She believed bim and arcepted him
"The family pet« Include a bulldog,
•t wbat he meant by bnug up” and
a rat and a globe of goldfish. tbe prob­
•bat sbe understood by It were two
lem brio« to keep tbe I olid Off from kill-
Ifferent things —New York Journal.
lag tbe rat and tbe cat from catcbln«
tbe goldfish"-Birmingham Age Her
str? aid
Rot
will
rm
tbe
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Jam alea.
“Xayaaara." a rumMostioo of two
worda signifying «rater and wood.
I fron. wMr* tbe name Jaa«a»-s la 4e-
|rfve< dewrrtbes SMctly the rkarscpf
Tillamook Block.
Tillamook & Portland.
A Glimpse of Feminin« Human Nature
In Colonial Days.
That woman nature was mueb the
same in colonial days Is witnessed by
tbe following from tbe diary of Miss
Winslow of Boston I d “Colonial Holi­
days:" “I was dressed in my yellow
coat, my black bib & apron, my pompe-
dore shoes, the cap my Aunt Storer
sometime since presented me with—
(blue ribbons on it) A a very handsome
loket in tbe shape of a hart sbe gave
me—tbe past pin my Hon'd Papa pre­
sented me wltb tn my cap, my new
cloak & bounet on. my pompedore
gloves, etc., etc. And 1 would tell you
that for tbe first time they all liked my
dress very much My clonk and bon­
net t are really very handsome. & so
they bad ueed be. For they cost ait
amusing sight of money, not quite (46
tbo' Aunt Sukey said that she sup­
posed Aunt Deming would be fright­
ened out of her wits at the money it
cost.
“I had my Heddua roll on. Aunt Stor­
er said It ought to be made less. Aunt
Deming said It ought not to lie made at
all. It niukcs my bead Itch & u< h A-
burn like anything Mamma. This fa­
mous roll is uot made wholly of a red
Cow Tall, hut Is a mixture of that A
horsehair (very course' & a little hu-
man hair of yellow hue. but I suptsise
that was taken out of the back part
of an old wig."—Cbriatiau Science Mon­
itor.
P«etey.
Poetry la not mad« mil of the nnder
ata nd I ng
Th« question of common
■enne la alwaya. "What ta It good for?”
If I« a question which would atsdfsh
th« roae and he triumphantly aoawervd
by tbe cabbage -Lowell
Taxes paid for non­
Residents.
Both phones.
What It Taught Her.
Tn top off an expensive ednention a
young married woman of no particular
aMllty In any one line took a course at
a dntmnttc school. She never attempt­
ed tu secure an engsgetneut. so one
) day a close and candid friend of her
i huslmnd asked wbat good all that
training had done, anyhow.
“So far as I can see." the friend
said “that »500 yon «peel on Ethel's
' educstiou has been practically thrown
away."
"Ob. no. It hasn't.” returned the hits
band mildly "Oh. no. It hasn't. Her
stage etperlefx-v han taught her to
drew« In a burry. Nowadays when I
ask h«-r to go to any place with me «be
can 'bange her clothe« In fen minutes
It used to take over an hour."-New
York Sun.
I
in office.
(CAPT P. SCHRADER)
Us are Child-Like.
Platinum.
Platinum wan an named bv tbe Ffinn
lards oh arnstnl of Its silvery «-otor
"plara." signifying silver. If was dl«
covered In the sand of the River I'Into
1 tn Ikmih America, and was unknown
In Europe until 1741. when It was an
nounced In Ulloa'a narrativ« of bls
Voyage to Peru
In 1R27 l>r William
Hyde Wollaatoo rendered It malleable
aud ductile.
Complete set of Abstract Books
“ Sue H. Elmore”
CLOTHES AND THE WOMAN.
Origin of Bridge.
A great many |>eople play bridge,
and a few fortunate ones «s-caslotially
make grand and little slam, but a very
small minority have any idea of tbe
origin of tbe name of tbla pleasant
but uncommon score, says a writer in
an English magazine. Close to Bos­
ton. In tbe United States. 1« tbe out­
lying town and harbor of Salem. Cer­
tain prisoners kept here in confine­
ment amused tbelr weariness by In­
venting and playing a card game Into
which they Introduced terms borrowed
from tbe place names In tbe neighbor­
hood. In the bay are two Islands
called respectively Great and Little
Misery. These names were adopted
for tbelr game and have found their
way Into ours. We even have a game
called misery bridge. It Is rather cu­
rious to think of these Boston prison­
ers Inventing these terms, which were
destined to come Into use again after
all these days intervening “Slam" is
simply Salem abbreviated to a mono­
syllable.
A ttobn « y - at -L aw .
A *
The Reliable Route
Steamer
It
Bill Changed Hi« Opinion Attar a Talk
WHh His Wife.
Old Bill Shiftless wandered In tbe
I •tber day to talk a little politics, says
the Osborne (Kan.) Farmer. Bill la
somewhat Interested in the woman suf
frage movement. He is for It good and
strong. Bill says: “My wife baa as
much right to vote as 1 have. Sbe does
half tbe work and owns balf of every­
thing and should have as much say as
I have. Of course tbe old woman
would also vote as I told her to. but
that makes no difference. It would
give me double power, and tbe Lord
knows us poor people have little
enough to say now about tbe war
things are run. Then, besides. 1 want
tbe old lady to have all tbe pleasure
sbe can get out of this world.”
That night old Bill was talking th*
question over wltb bis wife. Sbe said
sbe would like to get a chance io vote
tbe distilleries off tbe face of tbe earth.
Bill fin red up in a miuute.
“That's Just tbe way wltb tbe worn
en!” yelled Bill. “Giro them balf a
chance and they would ruin every
thing Look at tbe poor people around
here who can't afford a doctor or to
buy medicine. If they can keep a lit­
tle liquor In tbe bouse It saves many
a sick 8| m *II. Women bare all they can
, do to look after tbings around tbe
! bouse without chasing off and voting.”
Tben old Bill chased blmself to bed
and left Mrs. Sblftless to bring In a
bucket of coal and get kindling for tbe
morning.
T. BOTTS,
T T
THE WORD “BUNGALOW.**
Tillamook, Oregon
D R. P. J. SHARP,
DENTIST,
RESIDENT
Office across the street from tbe
Court House.
Dr. Wise’s office.
HARCHET,
. The Fashionable Tailor.
T
Cleauing, Pressing and Repair­
ing a Specialty.
Story in Heins Photographic
Gallery.
U n » Orm « B vmimbm
A WFBCIAI.TY,
I'lione A. lyuv
K< x » n 0*4 W ihicmtsn H i ilimm «-
ohi O ak S tnmmt «
Mofftii Meat to the UM. I. «ml <Hhre.
ii RE i .ON.
IMRtLAMi
RS. ALICIA I'HEi.PJ
GRADUATE NURSE.
MRS.
HE City and County are bouud together by the
telephone line
T
The farmer and his family use the rural telephone
constantly, calling up each other and tbe market town
on all sorts of matters and for all sorts of supplies and
infof mation.
City people also find the rural telephone of great
advantage.
A traveler from bis room in the hotel
talks with the farm folk miles away. Without the
telephone he could not reach them.
Tbe farmer himself inay travel far and still talk
home over the Long Distance Line of the Bell System.
TH*
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313 Tillamook Block,
T illamook
•* * *O riux > n .
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