TILLAMOOK HUJADLIG-HT, APRIL 27, 1911 CORPS OF ROGUES French Foreign Legion a Unique Military Body. CRIMINALS FILL ITS RANKS. It Gathsrs Recruits From the Social Outcasts of All Grades of All Other Countries—Iron Discipline and Bru tal Punishments. CLEARED HIS CLIENT. Aaron Burr's Dramatic Accusation In • Murder Trial. It to undoubtedly true that lu for mer tunes In all parts of tbe country i it waa conaldered more Important and more creditable to save a man’s life or liberty than to get a verdict where | property only waa concerned. These , days Lave passed, however, as far as ' New York Is concerned, and In a lesser degree, possibly, in nearly all tbe other states, and despite the agitation on tbe subject they are never likely to re- : turn. It to lntereetlng to turn back to tbe earliest days of tbe republic and tbe careers of two lawyers who would have been giants In any age or in any country and wbo were antag onistic in character and purpose—Alex ander Hamilton and Aaron'Burr. Both men accepted criminal as well as civil cases. One of the greatest efforts of Hamilton's life was his appearance for one Crosswell, charged with publish Ing a scandalous libel upon Thomas Jefferson. Tbe court was divided in its verdict, but tbe prisoner was never punished. Aaron Burr, that erratic genius who lacked a balance wheel, to said never to have lost a case in which be alone was counsel. It is also of record that be won a case in which by a queer trick of fate bis associate counsel was Hamilton. It was a murder ease. Tbe actions and manner of tbe principal witness against the prisoner seemed to Burr exceedingly suspicious, and it Is said that both Burr and Hamilton were undecided in their own minds which was the guilty party—the wit ness or tbe prisoner. Hamilton's sum ming up was perfunctory. Burr be gan to address tbe Jury when it was nearly dark. Tbe witness for tbe prosecution was leaning against a pil lar. His face was pallid and covered with perspiration. He listened intent ly to tbe lawyer. Suddenly Burr seiz ed a large candelabrum, and. throw ing tbe light on tbe face of tbe wit ness. shouted, “Behold tbe murderer, gentlemen!” Tbe witness turned and rushed from the courtroom and tbe prisoner was acquitted.—F. P. Ward in Harper’s Weekly. ' Tbe French Foreign Legion Is [unique. There.fe no other military [prguulzuriou like it un earth, it was 'first raised lu 1831 fur service lu the It lieu newly cuuquered colony of Al- geila. Tbe officers are French utficers, ui course, but tbe rauks are made up j of outcasts uf all sucial ranks of all vilier countries. It Is uuderstuud tbat recruits are simply seeking refuge from the arm uf tbe civil law. Tbe ' corps lias doue excellent work against the Arabs aud Is always placed lu the i forefront uf the fight. Tbe Fureigu Legiun exists but to march To this oue eud Its whole training Is devoted. To fall out on the march is tbe one unpardonable ’ siu lu a legionnaire. Tbe system of marches is brutal. No matter wbat toe distance. It bas to be completed lu 1 oue stage. Forty miles, fifty, sixty— t no matter—it is done straight off tbe reel, with, of course, brief baits for 1 rest. But there Is no general ball uutil the whole distance Is completed If a leglouuaire faints ou the march < he is tied to a baggage cart which rolls on. He theu either bas to march or he is dragged along. "Seeing this doue for tbe first time. 1 thought It brutal, but later I learned to under stuud the reason for It.” said one wbo h i served lu Its ranks. The leglouuaire wbo straggles lu tbe desert is lost. Hundreds of men have died a dreadful death In this way. Tbe Arab women pounce upon them, lying helpless in tbe sand, aud, with shrieks of fiendish delight, proceed to torture and mutilate them before killing them outright. A legionnaire’s pay is only a half A BUNGLING CENSOR. penny a day. True, wine in Algeria costs only a penny a quart, and tobac Ths Brilliant Genius That used to co threepence to fourpence a pound. Mangle Plays tn Poland. But—a halfpenny a day! In 1869 there was a very strict cen His rations, too, are of tbe scantiest. sorship throughout Poland over all Two meals a day only are served— plays given in the theaters, it was. breakfast at 10 o'clock in tbe morning of course, very annoying to tbe actors and supper at 4 in tbe afternoon. and sometimes quite ridiculous. Mme. Each meal is exactly alike, consisting Modjeska in her “Memories and Im of a thick soup made up of meat and pressions” says that during tbe winter vegetables, with bread, and every oth of 1869 she was playing in Warsaw er day a small quantity of wine. and that her actors had a great deal The discipline is ruthless in its sever of fun every time a play came from ity; the punishments are cruel in tbe the censor’s office. extreme. For grave offenses, like de Every noble sentiment was forbid sertion. insubordination or striking a den. Even some words were found superior officer, death is frequently in disloyal, among others the word flicted. or, falling that, tbe offender is “slave.” in one of the melodramas It sent to serve in the penal battalion ou was cut out and replaced by tbe word the edge of the Sahara desert. This “negro.” and the sentence, which ran nearly always means a slow and pain "He was a slave to his passions,” was ful death in place of a quick and com changed to “He was a negro to his passions.” paratively painless one. On another occasion the actor taking Minor offenses are punished with from twenty to a hundred days in the part of a Roman Catholic priest prison or with "cellule.” whicb is soli had to say. “I love my country and tary confinement in tbe dark plus star my people, and I shall never leave vation. 1 have seen strong, robust them.” The words “country” and men so reduced after doing thirty days “people” were changed to "wife and cellule that they have hardly been able children.” In another play the words “He walk to stand, yet they bad to resume their ed arm In arm with tbe emperor and ordinary duties nevertheless. Not long since twe other dreadful whispered In bis ear*’ were changed to firms of punishment were In vogue— “He walked three steps behind the tbe "silo” and the “crapaudine.” Tbe emperor and whispered In bls ear.” "These and like blunders became silo was just a deep bole in tbe ground shaped like a funnel, into which the standing jokes among tbe actors aDd give an idea of the censorship nt the victim was cast. He was given DO time of my engagement In Warsaw. blanket or other protection from the 1 am sure tbat onr censor was over weather. zealous in "his services to the govern T'.e »un bent upon him by day: tbe ment and too Ignorant of tbe Ian c».d night mists peuetrated to the mar gunge to see his absurd mistakes.” row of his bones. He could not lie down, for tbe bottom of tbe silo sloped Fastening Battery Wires. to a |>olnt. He Just crouched, a bud There are two waya of doing almost died heap, until not infreqneutly death everything, and this Is especially true mercifully relieved him from bls suf of fastening battery and coll terminal ferings. wires. One way la wrong, and tbe The crapaudine consisted In trussing other Is to twist the bare end of tbe a man ns a fowl is trussed, bls hands wire around the terminal as tbe hand, ■md feet being tied together on bls of tbe clock move and then tighten tip l>a; k la such a manner tbat they form tbe nut. Tbe reason for this la be ed a sort of semicircle. cause tbe screw thread is right band Tills resulted in such frightful ed; therefore the tendency of tbe tight cramps tbat the pain sometimes drove ening nut will be to twist tbe wire m. ;i mad. Both the silo and the cra- around tbe terminal tighter than it iniudine. however, have now been waa. Should tbe wire be twisted tbe a’xillshed. But in tbe field and on tbe other war the nut would tend to un march an offender is still punished by twist It and It would slip under tbe being "spreadeagled” and bound to nut and very likely get a very poor four stnkes driven Into tbe ground. bold.—Boston Herald. To «scat* from these tortures men mutilate themselves, usually by cut Snubbed the Czar. ting off one or more fingers, or they Paderewski once dared to affront will purposely make themselves ill. One favorite trick Is to take a drink tbe czar, with the result that be soon fin >m the sewers n-vder tbe Arab pris- received a note commanding him to leave St. Petersburg, where be had on, This loathsome draft almost In been booked for a number of concerts, v-iri-blv brings on an attack of ty within twenty-four hours. Tbe czar phn'd of a pe-’ultar'y malignant tvpe O-b»f. more enterprising, try to de bad sent for him and paid him a neat sort, bnt they rarely succeed Most- compliment, but to said to have receiv h- th"’’ meet with dreadful deatlui at ed tbe chilly response, "Sire, I am a the hands of the wild Arabs of tbe Pole." (!««ert. The only class of recruits wbo trerted wttb special favor are tbme wb«» have previously been offi •■»rs li s»tne other armv. These are r»~.'!v nrnde rorooral« «n en ’i«t meut et 4 rf’e’-ward sergeants. R -t eren n"’"r rhe roost frenreh*« < «.«dirions life In the lerion is the life of a dog. I to In Its Du« Order. Dr Thirdly wan dividing up M« srT- rc<«n Into 11« appropriate head« «ne F'tndgv morn:nr. when a member of Ige "■lrociHnn «Inerted Irascibly: “Vest ■»•»•! (Jive u« meet-” -Wni." «e>d |>r Thirdly promptly on ri,e-i nil I'm done carving” — A-w Trlhnae Nothing mt he truly great viale« la rt ng»t-Ji>aam T. BO’lTd, HUGS THE EQUATOR. Strip Upon Which ths Starry White Coffee Flower Blooms. It is only on tbe world's waistband tbat the starry white coffee flower blooms. Only between tbe tlfteentb de grees. north aud south of tbe equator, can the tree be successfully grown mid ou those altitudes which are between the 3.000 to 5.000 feet mark. Left by Itself tbe plant will grow to a tree twenty five feet lu altitude: but. as man Is not usually over two yardsticks high, tbe bearing shrubs are kept by prun ing under a maximum height of ten feet, so that they can be easily ban died. Tbe seeds are thickly sown In the nursery, but as soon as babyhood has passed and tbe teuder sprouts are able to bear a breath of wind or changes of temperature they are transplanted into orchards. They are set pretty far apart so that while young and not yet bearing the soil may be utilized with parallel rows of corn, bananas or plan tain. A thrifty shrub grows berries wben three years old and continues to bear during twenty years from three to six pounds of beans. Its glossy green leaves remind one of tbe laurel, and the fragrant, white, five petaled flowers—tbe perfume varying In dif ferent countries and localities—grow In clusters of from three to ten each lu the axils of the branches. Well regu lated streams of water run through tbe orchard to secure lusty growth, but wben tbe berries begin to ripen tbe water Is turned off lest tbe fruit be Joo succulent. Tbe twin beans or nutlets Eii>en witbin a mass of pulp tbat looks like a dark red cherry, or In tint and size rather like a cranberry. This pulp, when perfectly ripe. Is delicious to the taste, but wben dried It to taken off either by band or. as is usually tbe case In present day operations in Bra zil. by most modern machinery.—St. Louis Republic. WORKED TOO HARD. Why David Graham Phillips Once Lott a Situation. I People wbo thought tbat tbe late I David Graham Phillips bad a rapid, fluent and even at times overhasty pen were very far from tbe truth, says a writer In the Bookman. Nr. Phillips himself admitted freely tbat from first to last be always found lit erary composition a labor—a labor of love that be could not have shirked If he would, but none tbe lees a labor. A story which he sometimes told at his own expense illustrates this. It was shortly after his graduation from Princeton tbat he sought work as a reporter and finally by offering bis services for nothing obtained • chance to shew wbat be could do on the lead ing dally in a western city. The weather was cold and the tem perature of the office somewhere be low 00 degrees, yet hour after hour Mr. Phillips would alt at bis desk with the moisture rolling from bls brow in tbe anguish of trying to make litera ture from such material as “Yester day afternoon John Jones fell off a stepladder and dtolocated bto shoul der.” One day—It was the tenth of Mr. Phillips’ services—the presiding genius of the paper happened to pass through the city room and stood for some min utes watching him. “Who to tbat young man?’ he pres ently asked ths city editor. The latter explained. “Get rid of him!” came the curt edict. “But.” expostulated the city editor. “We are getting him for nothing.' »» “I don’t care,” rejoined the higher power. “I don’t care if be Is paying for the privilege. Get rid of him at once. I can’t hear to see any human being work so hard.” A ttorney - at -L aw Child Portraits Made by Complete set of Abstract Books Us are Child-Like. • Badly Handicapped. “Bow did your «bow goon tbe roadf* •'Bad We were fearfully ha nd bap- ped l>y the playa we selected " -Eh’ Why. I thought tfcrdraman In ■ your repertory were tbe finest you could secure" "Tea: hot we couldn't play 'em."— Cleveland Plain Dealer. 1 CARL HABERLACH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Next to the Post Office. £>mt«chrr -Aï<voltnt, Tillamook Block. A ttorn ky - at -L aw . GOLDEN GATE Next to Tillamook County Batik, - T illamook LUill sail from Portland O regon . H. GOY NE, FOR A ttornky - at L aw . SAY CITY, GARIBALDI. Office : Opposite Court House, TILLAMOOK HOBSONVILLE. T ii . lamook , O regon . And all points on Tillamook Bay cn the follouiing dates : T. BOALS, M.D., April 3 ■5 p.m. April 17—5 p.m rii 7—7 a.m. April 21—5 p.m April 11 -5 p.m. April 25—7 p.m April 29—5 p.m. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, TILLAMOOK. Tillamook Block. M. 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And 1 know tbat If Noah fed his animals well aud If they bad plenty of room for exercise the only creatures wbo rebelled vocally against the dire tedi um of voyage and tbe creatures wbo male the most noise, bar none, were tbe two little paplngoes. as our fore- fataers used to call them.—Atlantic. Blippar Day In Mailand. There Is a curious festival called Slipper day celebrated in In Holland Slipper day In tbe Netherlands Is th* ' one day In tbe year lu which the Dutch woman claims superiority over ber husband. On that day «be rule, him to her heart’s content, and he (tener ally obeys good hum »redly enough — that is. unless she to one of those la dles not unknown Io Holland or In any other country wbo aspire tu complete rule over their unhappy partners throughout tba year. Taxes paid for non Residents. Tillamook Block. 11 office. Jusi as our portraits of adults possess strength and character. We are experts in lighting and posing, and our equipment is complete. 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