TILL A MOU K HEADLLU-HT APRIL 13, 1911 Fax as s Gamsster. Charles James Fox, the English statesman, was even more notorious in the gumlug world than be was famflu« In the world of politics. He bad squandered »200.000 before coming of age. He became one of the most profli gate gamesters of the vicious days in which lie lived. Some of bls finest dis plays In debate were sandwiched be- tweeu excitement such as would un nerve most men who had no serious business on hand. Walpole has given a glimpse of a typical passage In this extraordinary man’s life. He had to take part in the discussion on the thirty-nine articles in parliament on a certain Thursday. He bad sat up play ing hazard from Tuesday evening until r> o'clock on Wednesday afternoon. Au hour before be had recovered »(>(1,000 that he bad lost and by dinner time, which was 5 o’clock, ended losing »55,- 000. Ou Thursday he spoke in the debate, went to dinner at past 11 at night; thence to a club, where be drauk till 7 the next morning; thence to a gambling house, where he wou »30,000, and l>etween 3 and A In the afternoon lie set out on a Journey to Newmarket. A Buttsrsd Book. How the Rev. Mr. Johnston, a Scot tish minister aud the author of nu merous books, succeeded iu getting one of bis works reviewed by Alex ander Russel, the distinguished editor of the Bcotsmau. Is told by the writer of "Famous Editors." A member of Mr. Johnston's congre gation was an old and valued servant in Mr. Russel's family. When the preacher published bls new be k he asked this member to bring it under the notice of her master, with the re quest to ret lew It in the columns of the Scotsman. Glad to lie of service to her master, the good woman lost no time in making her wish known to the celebrated editor and next morn ing placed “The Gospel Roll" beside his breakfast cup. When at breakfast Mr. Russel took up the book and remarked, with a merry twinkle hi his eye, "Helen, this Is an awful dry roll which you have given me this morning.” "Perhaps ft Is, sir," the servant quickly replied, “but you can butter It weel on both sides." Next morning an excellent review appeared. Pirates and Strategy. The virtuous Island of Sark was not always so. When Edward III. was king, Bark was a haunt of pirates nnd wreckers. Sir A. Conan Doyle In “Sir Nigel” tells how they lived not upon the island, "but from what they can guther upon the sea around it. They are broken folk from all countries justice fliers, prison breakers, reavers, escaped bondsmen, murderers and staff breakers who have made I licit- way to this outland place and hold It against all comers." The merchants of Rye and Wluchelsea fitted out an el|>edltloD against those scourges of the narrow seas. A landing was ob tained by strategy Leave was ob tained to bury a supposititious dead sailor on the Island, the burying party to come unarmed. Hut that apparent coffin wus Hlletl with weapons, and so was Bark cleansed of Its evil Inhabit ants.—London Standard. Conkling and Thurman. Senator Iloscoe Conkling was once addressing the senate in an impassion ed manner and seemed to direct his remurks to Senator Thurman, At length the latter got irritated. "Does the senator from New York,” he roared, "expect me to answer him every time he turns to me?" For n moment Mr. Conkling hesitat ed, and everybody expected a terrific explosion. Then, with an air of ex quisite courtesy, he replied: "When I speak of the law I turn to the senator from Ohio ns the .Mussul man turns toward Mecca. I turn to him as I do to the English common law as tlie world's most copious foun tain of human Jurisprudence." The usually decorous senate broke Into n storm of applause, and the Thurman eye moistened a little. The two statesmen were the best of friends and greatly enjoyed each oth er's society when "off duty." A Story of Mathews. Charles Mathews one day previous to the |>erlod of tils publicly proclaimed dire bankruptcy luvlted a friend to dine with him. The walnuts were washed down by some rare sherry. "That's a delicious wine," bls friend exclaimed. "It must have cost you a lot of money." “It «Udu't coat me anything that I know of,” the flighty comedian un- ■wered, with a shrug "You had It given to you, then?” the I friend suggested. "Oh, no,” answered Mathews; bought It from Ellis, in Bond street. “But he will charge you something for It?" the friend exclaimed in aston ish meat. "I believe he does write something down In a book," Charles retorted gravely. "left’s have another glass, my boy.” When Toa Was Dear. Those who grumble at the price of taa should turn for consolation to the records of Its price In early times. At Its first Introduction Into England, about the middle of the seventeenth ceutury. tea fetched anything between id and £10 a i>ound. aud though a fall in price quickly took place the East ludla company still had to pay over U for the two pounds of tea which It presented the klug However, even thus It la doubtful If the tea merchants gut very fat. seeing that the Import« tlon of some 4,000 pounds In KITH was enough to glut the market for MU UH* years. - lamdou Chronicle. English Injustios. An Australian tourist traveling in the west of Ireland asked an old wo mau how far It was to the nearest hi Bln* sadly looked at him, then bed and said: It was flvo nk,e mile« two yearn ago, but some English brute came over with chains ami made It seven, and our hearts are broke walking It ever •Ince Bad luck to them!" And ahe disappeared Into the bouse, leaving him tlwra.—Illustrated Bits. Cramp In the Log. To those who suffer from cramp Io the leg at night the following MM may tie. useful: When the cramp Cvmes on take a good strong string— s long garter will do—wind It round the leg over the place that is affected and take an end tn each hand nnd give It a sharp pull, one that will hurt a little. Instantly the cramp will de port, and the sufferer can returu to bed assured It will not come on again that night. A Moan Question. "Ye«, It wa« Qnorgn'a Idea to give n.e a silver apoon for every birthday " How many has he given you?" Why. twenty two." Why did he atop?" ('lev eland 1*1 ala Dealer Cautieut. "T hare a remarkable history" ho gon the lady who looked like a p»aA* ble client "To toll or oelir* Inquired th« lo«t yer cautiously Washington HeretA Child Portraits Made by Us are Child-Like. Count Boyenta, Mme. Modjeska’s husliand, was arranging with Senator Tabor for Modjeska’s first appearance iu Denver, and the founder of dramat ic art hi Denver asked what [«arts she played. “Well,” said the count, "there is 'Mary Stuart.' ” "Who wrote it?” asked Tabor. “Schiller,” said the count. “Is he a first class dramatist?" ask ed Tabor. ••Surely, surely," said the count. "He Is most Illustrious. »» 1 "Humph! Never heard of him,” commented Tabor. “What else does she do?” “ *As You Like It,’ ‘Antony and Cle opatra,' 'Macbeth* ”— ••Who wrote them?" “Shakespeare.” "How’s he? Good writer?" "Excellent, excellent." “Well,” said Tabor rumlnatively. "those fellows may be all right as au thors, but they ain’t well enough known to suit the people out heft*. What we want Is something popular, something that everybody's heard of. I tell you what you do—you get her give us something of Hoyt’s!' Fearful Fate of Ravaillac, In these days when executions, held at all. are mostly carried out private, It Is difficult for us to under stand the feelings of savagery with which an old time mob witnessed a popular execution. Here is Bloundelle Burton's account—from “The Fate of Ilenr.v of Navarre”—of the scene when Itiivalllnc. the assassin of the. king, had. after shocking tortures, been torn asunder by wild horses: "The execu- tloner had begun to dismember him and was about to cast bis remains into the* second caldron when the vast crowd prevented him from doing so. They each required a portion of the body of the king's assassin, nnd most of them obtained one. That night many bonfires blazed in and around I’uris, and In their midst were con sumed pieces of Ilavalllac's frame; ou barn doors in other places were nailed similar scraps of his body, as hawks and owls and carrion crows were nail A Wetter if Not a Better Man. A little man in the west of England ed as a warning to others of their rushed to the river last summer, swear breed.” ing loudly that he would drown him Grant and Pickett. self. When be had waded In to New evidence that the great men the depth of his waist his wife, who had followed him, seized him by the are the true men-true to themselves, hair, and then, as a local editor de to their country and to their friends— scribed it, she led him back till he appears lu a story told in Colonel Nich reached a place where the water was olas Smith's book, "Grant, the Man of •bout two feet deep, where she pulled Mystery." While Grant was president General him over backward and soused him under and pulled his bead up again. G. E. Pickett, who led the fatal charge “Drown yourself (down he went), against the Union forces the last day leaving me to father the brals! (An at Gettysburg, called at the White other plunge.) Get drunk (another House to pay his respects. Grant knew souse) and start for the river! (An that bis old comrade at West Point other dip.) Better use the water in had been made a poor man by the stead of rum! (Another dip and shake war aud offered him the marshalship of the head.) 1'11 1'arti ye to leave me of Virginia. While sorely needlug help. • widow!" After sozzllng him to her General Pickett knew the heavy draft heart's content she led lilm out a made upon the president by office seek wetter If not a better man and escort ers. "You can't afford to do this for me. ed blm Into the house and closed the he said, "and I can't afford to take it. door. "I can afford to do anything I please that Is right," Grant replied quietly. Ths Gordian Knot. The famous Gordian kuot was made Peppered Ice Cream. of leather taken from some part of "There's pepper In that." said a res the harness belonging to the chariot of Gordius, king of Phrygia. It seems taurant waiter, pointing to a small that this knot was so tied that the silver shaker he had placed beside a ends of the leather thong were not vis heaping dish of ice cream he wus car Ible, hence the difficulty In loosening ring to a guest. “Sure, it's to put on It Many must have tried to untie it, the ice cream, too,” he replied when for Its fame as a "sticker" at las» an inquirer failed to see reached the great oracle, which declnr tlon between the two. "Lots of folks want to put pepper ed that the lucky experimenter should be rewarded by the kingship of Per ou their Ices. You see. if a man's sia Alexander, trying his hand aud stomach is sensitive the cold cream meeting with no better success than hurts him, but |>epper is stimulating the others, drew his sword and cut enough to overcome the effects of the Into the knot until ho found the ends «•old. And the funny thing is that you don't taste the pepper at all. The Ice of It. cream Is so cold that It kills the oth- er. If you don’t believe it I'll give Right to the Point, When the lord chief justice visited you some with pepper, and you'll find Ireland he wss often entertained by I that there's no taste of pepper there ■ hospitable gentleman who had an old at all." There wasn't.—New York Sun. bailer, who took the privilege of spank ing Ills mind freely. Ou one occasion Milos* Grave. the claret did not quite meet the host's •'Which Is the deepest, the longest, approval, so he called the ancient but the broadest and the smallest grave ler and said: "1 told you you wore to put the best In the churchyard?” said a pedestrian claret on the table Is this the best?” to his companion while meditating "No, sorr. It Is not the bent claret." among the tombs tu the burying ground replied the old fellow, '"but It's the at Esher. "Why,” replied bis companion, “it best ye'va got.**—Loudon Tit Bits. is that in which |>oor Mlles Button lies burled, for It cxmtalus Mlles below the Knew H« Wn W«r»hio«d. "Iu Paris Mr Whistler aud an Eng sod. Miles in length and Miles In lish paiuter got Into a very turbulent breadth, and yet. after all. it Is but a argument about Velasquez at a studio i Button-hole.”—Pearson's Weekly. tea." said an artist. "Mr Whistler at Effect of Tight Lacing. one point lu the argument praised him “Is tight lacing unwise'." a teacher self extravagantly. The Englishman, listening, sneered and said at the end: •abed a young lady in a physiology “ ‘It's a good thing we can't see our lesson. "Yes. it Is very unwise," was the re selves ns otlieni nee us.' ** ‘Isn't It. though?* said Mr Whistler. Pl.» "Why Is it unwise?" the teacher pur *1 know lu my case 1 should grow In sued. tolerably conceited.' " "Because it busts the corset,' the young lady. Exchange Theolegy and the Thermometer. A point of theology Is raised by Sir Maniaca. Francis Youngbusband In "India nnd Not all the lunatica are twhlnd the Titset."* "Au Interesting detail*' be says. sisNiklng of the religion of (he l»trs Charleston (S C.i News and natives, "Is that their bell Is not but. Courier (Julie *». There are yet a few men but cold If It wer» hot the Inhabit with- anta of frozen Tibet would all th* k at large who try to do busln out adverthdug. New York Herald there " Clsvsr Au nt is. Traveler- It seems wonderful that Japanese deutfsta can take out (eeth with their Ihigere. Lillie Jack Auntie can take out hers with her fingers every one of 'em’ Administrator*« Notice of Appoint ment. I A Tabor Story. manage to tell ■imrt? t'ecii- of them she PaHoetioi». I Vr feet tan dtw*M not Mbt To under •Und It la I he triumph of human MligMO; t«> dvalrv to |< )■ moat dsurenaiN kind of m««luc«« frvd de Musaet Getng Tee Far. ,lal<lh.-nd>sl Man (lu the wit nr«« l«>x> Tbe violent ttlmrder wa« «■• ter- rible that It made my luir «fand on rtul Judge «severely»- lie a»«l enough Io remember that you are on <>aib! Rin exerj lake« nut a rateai •vate örw in vent km.-Whipple. It I« not no mm h being exempt ft cm fau.ts as having overcome them that Is an advantage to ua N otice is H ereby G iven ,—To all whom it may concern, that the undersigned was by an order of the i County Court of Tillamook County, Oregon, duly made and entered of record therein on the 17th day of March, 1911, appointed the Ad ministrator of the estate of MARY E. PHELPS, deceased, and that on said date, the said undersigned. I duly qualified aa as auch, such, and all per per- sona having claims against said estate are hereby notified to present the satne to the undersigned, as said Administrator, at the office of Webster Holmes, in the Tillamook Block, Tillamook City, Oregon, with the proper vouchers therewith, and duly verified as required by law, within six months from the «late of this notice. Dated this 30th day of March, 1911 W. C. K ing , Administrator of said Estate. Jusi as our portraits of adults possess strength and character. We are experts iu lighting and posing, and our equipment is complete. Come in aud see our line. Monk’s Studio, Next to the Post Office. Citation to Heirs. GOLDEN GATE LUill sail from Portland FOR BAY CITY, G A BIB ALDI, HOBSONVILLE, TILLAMOOK ■ And all points on Tillamook folloujing dates A pril 3—5 p.m. April 7—7 a.m. April 11—5 p.m. April 29 Bay cn the April 17—5 p.m April 21—5 p.m April 25—7 p.m —5 p.m. Freight received daily at Washington st. Dock. For rates and information : Call or Phone. J. R. GLADDEN, Agent, Tillamook. Both Phones. In the County Court of the State of Oregon. In the matter of the estate of Louie Blattlar, Deceased. To Mrs. Matthes, mother of the above named deceased, Josephina Gsell and Joseph Blattlar: In the name of the State of Ore gon : ou are hereby cited und required to appear in the County Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Tillamook, at the Court room thereof at the Court House in Tilla mook City, Tillamook County, Ore gon, on Monday the 5th day of June. 1911, at the hour of 10 o’clock in the forenoon of said day, then and there to show cause, if any there be, why ■said Court should not make an or der authorizing licensing and direct ing the administrator of the said l.ouis Blattlar, deceased, to sell nt private sale for cash, all of the fol lowing described real property, situated in Tillamook Conuty, State of Oregon, to-wit : An undivided one-half interest in and to Lot numbered one and the Southeast quarter of the Northeast quarter of Section six and Lot num bered four and the Southwest quar ter of the Northwest quarter of Sec tion five, in Township three North of Range nine West, W. M., and Lots numbered twelve, thirteen and fourteen of Section thirty-one, in Township four North of Range ngi nine West, W. M., less tract of 6 6% acres 3* aerea sold to F. R. Beals and one acre for grave of Mrs. Ludtke, and except the merchantable timber on lands in Sections five and six, and crude oils reserved, and subject to right- of-way for county road. W itness the Honorable Homer Mason, Judge of the County Court of the State of Oregon, for Tilla mook County, this 6th day of April, A. D. 1911. Attest: J. C. H olden , Clerk of the County Court. » HARNESS, COLLARS, etc. You Use Them We Sell Them. W. A. WILLIAMS & CO., Next Door to Tillamook County Bank. ¿XPORT BEER KAISER BLUME Unsurpassed. Non intoxicating MALT TEA BREWERY Beer, Special Brew MOTTLED BY THE Columbia Bottling Co., Astoria, Oregon- Sods Waters. Nlpthons, Bartlett Mineral The Water Reliable Route Steamer Sue H. Elmore” . -V fCÄl’T P. SCHRADER) Tillamook & Portland Leaves Portland. Couch St. Dock Every Tuesday, Arrives Tillamook Wednesdays Sailing for Portland, every Thursday or Fiiday according to Tides. PACIFIC NAVIGATION COMPANY « H. C. LAMK» Ar«t. S. ELMORE A CO. l amb • [tacit, Tiltamook, General Agent». Astoria, Ore I. W W. BROWN. Agent, Couch Street I\xk. Portland. Oregon. Notice of Creditors. The undersigned has been duly appointed Administrator of the estate of MARTIN PETERSEN, deceased ,by the County Court, of the State of Oregon, for Tillamook County, and lias qualified as such administrator. All persons having claims against said estate are re quired to present the same, duly verified as bylaw required,to the un dersigned administrator for allow ance, at the office of H. T. Hotts, Attorney-at-Law, in Tillamook City, Oregon, within six months from the date hereof. Dated March 23rd, 1911. E. B. B arthrop , - Administrator of the estate of Martin Petersen, deceased. In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Tilla mook. Clay Daniel and Dora] Daniel, Plaintiffs, vs. L. H H. Kenney, Hallie Kopieske, Wu>. Kop- ieske, Gust Nelson and Peter Nelson. Defendants. To Wm. Kopieske, one of the «bore named defendants : In the Name of the State of Oregon: You are hereby required to ap pear and answer the complaint filed against you in the above entitled suit on or before the expiration of six weeks from the date of the firat publication of this summons, and if you fail to so appear and answer, for want thereof the plaintiff will apply to said Court for the relief demanded in the complaint herein. The relief demanded is that a cer tain mortgage executed by yourself and L. H. Kenney and Halite Kopieske to the plaintiffs on July let, 1909, and which is recorded at page 403 of Book “ S" of the Mort gage Records of Tillamook County, Oregon, be reformed and corrected so that the description therein shall be, the South half of Lot 3, and the South half of the North East quar ter of the South West quarter of Section 7, in Township 2 North of Range 9 West W. M., excepting a strip 100 feet wide across said land heretofore deeded and conveyed to the Pacific Railway and'* Naviga tion Company ; that plaintiffs have judgment against you and the other ' defendants executing said mort- | gage for $390.09, with interest there I on from July 1st, 1909. at the rate jof eight per cent per annum; for the further sum of $7\90 as attor ney s fees and for the costs an« «tie Ixirsemcnts of the suit, and for a foreclosure of the mortgage above mentioned as reform««! and cor rected. and for general relief. This summons is published by ordii of the Honorable Homer Mason. County Judge of Tillamook County, date«] March B'4l>. 1911. the time present*-«! in eai«l order for publication i» once tt week for six successive week. ami the «late of lire I first publk-ation hereof is Thurs day, March tilth, lull. H. T. B otts . Attorney for Plaintiffs. Lam« ShovMer is nearly always due to rheumatism of the iiiuecle«. and quickly yields t<x the free appli cation of Chmlierlain'a Liniment. For sale by 1a mgr'e Drug Store.