* TILLAMOOK HBIADLLG-HT APRIL 6, 1911 teme« —*9 Com- TOLD IN PANTOMIME TOWER HILL ted A fr 1916, ’tn ma­ rl. pm. Noted London 8pot, the Scone of Many Famous Occurrences. ALL OF ONE NAME. The Worth of a Chinese Royal Gift to Li Hung Chang. The late empress dowager of China Tower Hill Is |>erha|»s both tbe moot Important eminence and tbe most no­ was something of a humorist. The table spot in all Ixmdon. Few of us author of "Behind the Scenes In re­ think what great persons have quietly king” tells a story of how LI Hung lived there and what others, equally Chang, after concluding the treaty of Shiuionosekl. was presented by the great, have wept and died upon It To It. or rather to Great Tower empress with a doth of gold bag con­ street, came Rochester to pursue his taining some heavy article. The treas­ trade as an Italian fortune teller, ure turned out to be a large vase, and while tbe bedizened Buckingham of- Li. who was an enthusiastic collector tcu walked thither to consult a con­ of Chinese ceramics, at once sent for jurer. a shrewd, farseeing rogue, who, his secretary. Mr. Pethick, to come when Felton bought at the cutler's and examine the new acquisition. ■hop on the summit of the hill for a 1 8onle 0010 was s<*nt in “ eareful ■billing the knife with which be killed examination to determine the dynasty tbe duke's father, may have known during which this treasure was pro­ duced, hut the date of this especial for what purpose It was required. I William Penn was born on this hill paste was lost, with Its other technical in a bcuse close to London wall. For­ classifications. After a long time Mr. ty-four years later—that Is. In A. D. Pethick lifted it gingerly, placed it on 1<>85— a jioet lay dead, choked by a a table, put himself In frout of it. crust which starvation had urged him drawlug a wrap round his shoulders, to devour too greedily. In au upper and slowly, very slowly, held his room of the Bull tavern. This was the hands up to It, turning them in the ill fated Otway. At the time when attitude of warming at a Are. Chinese need few words. Li under tbe son of the muses lay dead Better­ ton. the celebrated founder of the stood and was heartbroken. The pan stage after the restoration, was tomime iudicated to him that the sup­ wringing tears from tbe eyes of tbe posed priceless vase was only a clever public, not for the famished dead, but reproduction made in Parts, and the at his own fictitious sorrows in “Ven­ secretary, warming his bauds before , it, meant It was so fresh from the ice Preserved." It was In Great Tower street that ' pottery furnace that he could still Teter the Great used to pass bis even­ notice the warmth. ings drinking hot pepper aud brandy with bis boon companion. Lord Car­ FOOD AND DIGESTION marthen.—London Standard. 7.372® 6.23a« ■À 803.19 I. 071« 2,719.18 LS58.K Civilized Man Needs Cheerful roundings at His Meals. ATHLETIC DEVOTIONS. ».291.« Sur­ Robust people so long as they get wliat suits their own uncultivated taste are apt to make very light of Everything Is liable to be misunder­ what they call “fancies" about food stood. even gymnastic exercises This and overlook their real importance. truth was brought home to George H. I Feeding on the part of civilized man Hepwortb, and be tells bls experience is not the simple procedure which It in “Through Armenia on Horseback.” Is with animals, although many ani­ Tbe author was stopping In a Kurdish mals are particular as to tbeir food village, and tbe Inn possessed but one and what is called “dainty.” The ne­ cessity for civilized man of cheerful general living room. In the morning I began my regular company at bls meal and for tbe ab­ gymnastics, stooping until my Angers sence of mental anxiety is universally touched tbe floor, throwing my arms recognized, as well as the Importance about like the spokes of a wheel, strik­ of an inviting appeal to the appetite ing out from tbe shoulder and going through the sense of smell and of through all tbe exercises, none of which sight, while tbe Injurious effect of the I ever omitted. I would gladly have reverse conditions, which may lead to taken a sponge bath, but it would have nausea and even vomiting, is admitted. Even the ceremonial features of the been impossible to get enough water. dinner table, the change of clothes, A pint to enough to suffice a Turk. Wall, I got under way with my exer­ the leisurely yet precise succession of cises when I saw that my audience approved and expected dishes, accom­ I was excited; conversation dropped Into panied by pleasant talk and light a. whisper, then ceased; word passed hearted companionship, are shown by from one to another, and one by one strict scientific examination to be im­ the occupants of the room quietly left. portant aids In the healthy digestion I feared that they were offended and of food, which need not be large In wanted to call them back and apolo­ quantity because wisely presented.— gise. Just then my dragoman entered, Sir Ray Lankester in London Tele- graph. toughing. "What has happened?" I asked. Why 8pidera Fight. He laughed the harder as he replied: When two spiders fight there Is gen­ "The Kurds think you are practicing devotional religious exercises, and they erally a good reason for the attack retired under the impression that you and the vigorous defense that follows. would regard their presence as an In­ It is not generally known that after a certain time spiders become Inca­ trusion.” pable of spinning a web from lack of material. The glutinous excretion Inviaibls Indiana. AU Indians seem to bave learned a from which the slender threads are wonderful way of walking unseen, spun is limited; therefore spiders can­ making themselves invisible like cer­ not keep on constructing new snares tain spiders, which, in case of alarm, when tbe old ones are destroyed. But caused, for example, by a bird alight­ they can avail themselves of the web ing on the bush their webs are spread producing powers of their younger upon. Immediately bounce themselves neighbors, and this they do without up and down on their elastic threads scruple. As soon as a spider's web no rapidly that only a blur is visible. constructing material has become ex­ The wUd Indian power of escaping hausted and its last web destroyed it observation, even where there Is little sets out in search of another home, or no cover to hide in, was probably I and unless it should chance to find one slowly acquired in bard bunting and that is tenantless a battle usually en­ fighting lessons while trying to ap­ sues. which ends only with the retreat proach game, take enemies by surprise or death of the invader or defender. or get safely away when compelled to retreat And this experience transmit­ A Pretty Compliment. ted through many generations seems His Incessant work, his avoidance at length to have become what is of all rest and recreation and bis vaguely called instinct.—John Muir in rigorous self denial made Joseph I’ulit- Atlantic. zer tn his days in harness the despair of his family. An Elusiva Water Lily. In this connection a pretty story Is The water lily of the Amazon baa told about the famous journalist's sou very elusive habits, Tbe buds open Ralph. Mr. Pulitzer bad refused to twice, the first time Just a chink at take a holiday, and Mrs. Pulitzer ex­ the tip in the early sunrise hours, a i claimed: sort of premonitory symptom. On the "Did you ever know your father following evening It spreads Its four to do anything because it was pleas­ sepals with such alacrity that you can ant?" see them move. But the big white bud "Yes, once—when he married you," among them remains unchanged until the young man gracefully replied.— 4 o'clock In the morning, when It hur­ Washington Post riedly spreads Its blossom wide open, remaining in thia condition only half The Tiny Shoes She Wanted. an bour. Within the hour It has near­ "Now. madam, what size shoe will ly closed, and by another bour and a you bare?*' asked tbe salesman as half the entire flower has been drawn soon as be was at liberty. under water by the coiling of the stalk. “The smallest and shiniest yoo hare." she said. Diamonds. i The other women buying shoes ■niff Diamonds were first brought to Eu ed rope from the east, where the mine And when tbe clerk returned with of Sumbulpoor was the first known ■ (>air of the tiniest imaginable tbe Golconds. now In ruins, was once a woman accepted them with the re­ rolebrated diamond mart, Tbe mine* mark. “I guess baby's eyes will opeu of Brazil were discovered In 1728 and when she sees these on her feet."— [for a long time furnished most of tbe Buffalo Express. (diamonds of commerce. In 1807 dis Bonds were discovered In Cape Colo An Exclusive Laaeie. iy. and in lto'O tbe wonderful finds tn Grandma-Why don't you play with be Transvaal were made which ru- that little girt across the street, Net uited In tbe immense fortunes of tbe tto? I'm sure she's ■ nice girl, Nat- ite Cecil Rhodes and others Most tie (aged six»—But. grandma, yow f the diamonds of the world are now »nrriy don't sent me to play with a Urul'bed by tbe South African fields girt who Urea in ■ frame boose' I only -New York American play with brownstone front girls—CM- enge News. Gymnastio Exercises That Impressed the Kurdish Villagers. i. 406.27 ; 271.97 '..867.« .867.(0 ,675.9 .495.9 585.77 « ,361.« 473.8 TH1 ■f. PAST ent agent ,EY- afl-.J pria»- | heep i , anl' -J italo 4 Con- J I, tu' 1 ai»! to N» i lance l’ieti ìlio». A| ina’ Orai a », * g i.R t« A Crusher. "Tea. str." said tbe trust magnate rmidly. "1 am tbe architect of my in furtune " "Weil." rejoined tbe friendly critic. |M fru got to say to that it's a lucky line for you there were no building jarretan» around when you was cue [ructlng it."—Chicago News ’s th» 'Mi F* i Monk's Studio, Next to the Post Office. A Disguised Tout. At one time the officers under Lord Howe refused to drink bis health at their mess. for. though a splendid ad­ miral. lie was not popular in the navy on account of a certain shyness and want of tact with those about him. The chaplain, who was a protege of hfs lordship, was mortified at this and determined that the officers should drink to Lord Howe. When called r¡ upon for a toast one day he said. “Weil, gentlemen, I can think of nothing bet­ ter at this moment than to ask you to drink the first two words of (he Third I'salm. for a Scriptural toast for once may he taken from one of my cloth." The toast was drunk. Not ope of tiie officers Indicated by word or look that he was ignorant of the words alluded to. On referring to the Bible it was found that the Third Psalm begins. "Lord, how are they Increased?" CJClill sail from Portland i FOR BAY CITY. GARIBALDI. HOBSONVILLE, TILLAMOOK find all points on Tillamook Bay cn the follouuing dates \pril 3—5 p.m. 17 April 7— 7 a.m. April 11 -5 p.m. April 25—5 p.m. I p.m Freight received daily at Washington st. Dock. For rates and information : Call or Phone. J R. GLADDEN, Agent, Tillamook. Both Phones. » HARNESS, COLLARS, etc. *8 » 'N MB if IP /WO -'-.Vi W. A. WILLIAMS « i.C . JEKiiWSblUtSWUTt KAISER BLUME. Unsurpassed, Non intoxicating. MALT TEA. Worth Her Weight In Butter. Curious customs still prevail with regard to marirage. In some parts of Uganda the custom Is to offer sis needles and a pack of India rubber for a wife. Some of the Kaffirs sacrifice oxen. The Tartars of Turkestan give the weight of the prospective wife In butter. In Kamchatka the price va­ ries from one to ten reindeer. Some savages require a certain amount of labor. Among the aborigines it is said the current rate for a wife is a box of matebea, which prompted a Paris contemporary to speculate whether one of the French government boxes would l>« accepted BOTTLED BY THE Columbia Bottling Co., Astoria, Oregon- Noda Wateru, HipthonN, Bartlett Mineral Water. Light an a Dark Subject. Caller— There's one question 1 should like to have answered. When a thought Bashes across the Intellect does It ef feet any molecular changes in the cel­ lular or muscular tissues composing the material aabstaBce of the cerebral mass, or does it operate merely In the realm of the spiritual ego. thereby leaving no trace subject to detection or cla«slfl<*atk>n in the domain of sub atauttallty? Information Editor (turn­ ing again to his desk i—There is no pre­ mium on the coin —Chicago Tribune. The t h Mrs. De Batt (making out a list of Invtt.d guests for dinner»—Ou> you think of »ny others? Mrs You Settcr-Tbere la Mrs. Kune- toe, "1 had thought of her. but sb» dM not try to smuggle." — Philadelphia Ledger Reliable Route Steamer Sue H. Elmore” « APT P. SCHRADER) Swell Set Credentials. N otice is H ereby G iven ,—That the State Land Board of the State of Oregon will sell to the highest bidder at its office in the Capitol Building, at Salem, Oregon, on April 11, 1911, at 10 o’clock a.m., at said day, all the State's interest in the tide anil overflow lands herein­ after described, giving, however to the owner or owners of any lands abutting- or fronting on such tide and overflow lands, the preference right to purchase said tide and overflow lands at the highest price offered, provided provided such offerie offer is made in good faith, and providing r also id nor ____ ____ that the land will ____ not ___ be ___ sold any offer therefor accepted for less than J7.50 per acre, the Board re­ serving the right to reject any and all bide. Said lands are situated in Tillamook County, Oregon, and described as follows : Beginning at a point, the south­ east corner of D. L.C. No. 39, T. 1 S., R. 10 W. of W. M. and ruuning thence : S. 61 degs., Ofr W., 854.0 feet nlong high water line. S. 77 degs., :V VV., 182.0 feet along high water line. South, 76.0 feet along low water line. N. 82 degs., IV E., : 8'2.0 feet ultlDg low water line. S. 79 trb it’ lipht t'p We are < our equipnient aud posing is complete l riñe in and see our line. A LIFE FOR A LIFE. Mtosutf. Mrs. B -Is she a Mary of the via* The Fellow-Neil to a naan what's tbe Joi liest thing you know of? Thu eted enttagr? Mr«. M - No, a Martto Girl- Myself. If bee nie«.—Illustrato« of the rubber plaut flat — Harpada Bite word ’-Ii Perhaps no community more care­ fully and frequently set forth Its er­ ratic fancy than did the early settlers of Narragnnsett, R. I., of whom W. B. Weeden tells in "Early Rhode Island.” There were so many of one name that the bearer must have a descriptive I prefix lest he be lost in a concordant ■ multitude. Mr. Updike cites thirty- two Tom Hazards living at one time and thus Illustrates a few: College Tom, because he had been at college. Bedford Tom was Ills son aud lived at New Bedford. Barley Tom. because he boasted how much barley be raised from an acre: Virginia Tom. because he married a wife there; Lit­ tle Neck Tom, from the farm of that name; Nailer Tom. the blacksmith; Fiddle Head Tom. an obvious resem­ blance; Pistol Tom. wounded by an explosiou of that arm: Young Pistol Tom, his son; Short Stephen's Tom. the father low, against Long Stephen's Tom. the father tall; Tailor Tom needs no explanation. The Georges were not so numerous, but they were distinguished as Be«’»» Bird George, of little legs; Shoestrinr George, an opponent of buckles: Wig George. Dr. George and Governor George. Nearsighted (»Id Mau-I nay. did yeto break the record? Aeronaut-No. bat I broke every­ thing else.-Judge. I t / So They Had to Tag Each of ths Many Tom Hazards. One Exeaplien. Smart Girl. Notice of Sale of Tide Lands. In Hie Ciri nit Court of Hie Stale of Oregon, for the County of 'lillà- 4 uiook. Clay Daniel and Dorn 1 Daniel, I Plaintiffs, to^ptoj vs. L. H. Kenney, Hallie }• Kopieske, Wm. Hop- | ieske, Gust Nelson | and Peter Nelson. Defendants. j To Wm. Kopieske, one of the above named defendants : In the Name of the State of Oregon: You are hereby required to ap­ pear anil answer the complaint filed against you in the above entitled suit on or before the expiration of six weeks from the date of the first publication of thia summons, and If you fail to So appear and answer, for want thereof the plaintiff will apply to said Court for the relief demanded in the complaint herein. The relief demanded is that a cer­ tain mortgage executed by yourself und L. If. Kenney and Hallie Kopieake to the piaintiffe on July 1st, 191)9, and which is recorded at page 013 of Book " 3” of the Mort­ gage Records of Tillamook County, Oregon, be reformed and correctikJ so that the description therein si be, the South half of fx»t '1. and South half of the North East quar­ ter of the South West quarter of Section 7, in Township 2 North of Range 9 West W.M., excepting a strip Km feet wide across said land heretofore deviled and conveyed to the Pacific Railway anti Naviga­ tion Company ; that plaintifla have iiidgment against you anil tlir other defendants executing said mort- gnge for f-dtl.ltl. with interest there on from July 1st, IIK1I, at Hie rate of < ighl per cent i.vr annum; for the further sum of $75 (Ml as at(<»r- ney'a fees and for Hie roalannd dis Imrsements of the suit, »nd for a foreclosure of flic mortgage nlsive ii.cntioneil as reformed und < or- rertial, mid for generul relief. This aiimiiii.na is pnl>*i*licf the llon<>rnf»*e >l<-r Mason, County fudge'«if f*lH:inio<'ll COiinlv, dated March Kith, I'lll. the time preacril>ed in amd order for piililicalioti is on< e a week for six sticeraaive xek, mid the dale of the first publication lnrrof is Tliura- day, March loth, ltd I. II. T. B ottk Attorney fur PlawtUff»» --------- , "fhirbaby erica fur Chamberlain'a Cough Remedy,” writes Mra. T B. Kendrick. Raaaca. Ga. "It to the l>est cough remedy on Hie market for coughs, colds and czuup For 'sale by Lauiai’a Drug Mto|. T