uLAMOOK THEY EAT NO BREAD acee Where the Poorer People Havt to Use Substitutes. I'bere are regions wherein the poor Vlassoe or peasantry eat little or no pad. Baked loaves of breud ure actiCally uuknowu in many parts of /irthern Austria uud Italy uud irougbout the agricultural districts of ou manta. It la suld that In the village of the ■erHtelermark, uot fur from Vlenmi, .cad lx never seen, the staple fmxl •* stem, a klud of porridge made ■otind beech nuts, tukeu at , with fresh or curdled milk, •ade of boiled grain. Bo ot, however, allowed to like Hcotch porridge or Austrian atera. but is boiled lid pudding, which Is cut up loued out with a string. It is .. ~.,ld as ofteu aa it is hot mid is every seuse the ltallau's daily bread. A variation of polen'a called mama liga Is Haiti to be the favorite food of the [toorer classes In Routnmilu. Ma malign Is like polenta lu thut it is made of boiled grain, but it I m unlike the latter tn one tin|sjrtant respect— the grains are uot allowed to Hettle Into a solid imiHs, but are kept dlM- tlnct, after the fashion of oatmeal porridge.—Now York Herald. ) MARCHED AND MUNCHED. FORT BLUNDER Ths Soldisrs Who Didn't Stsal ths Apples Ata Them. A reprimand which takes the form of a joke is sometimes more effectual than u burst uf anger. Such an exam ple win furnished by a Confederate olhcer and described by T. O. Moore lu bla "Anecdotes of Geueral Cleburne." The soutbarn urmy, marching across the mountains of Georgia, bad its sup ply trains cut off and was obliged to live ujsm the country. Apples, chestnuts and persimmons were plenty, but the army had strict orders not to depredate upon private property. One day I was trudging uloiig in the rear of General Gran bury's brigade when I saw down the road General Cleburne sitting ou the top rail of a fence, while below him lay five or six bushels of tine red ap ples. Near by stood a number of sol diers, who looked as mean as men could look. Geueral Granbury saluted General Cleburne, who remarked: “I'm peddling apples today.” "How's that?” “These gentlemen,” pointing to the soldiers wlio had stolen the apples, “have been very kind. They have gathered tipples for me and charged nothing. I'll give them I ... j on and your men. Now get down and take one, aiul each of your men take one— only one, mind you—until all are gone.” The Invitation was accepted, the men cheering for ‘-'Old Pat.” When the apples were gone the general made ea» h mun who had stolen the apples curry a rail for a mile or two. It Was Eraotsd by Our Gsvirnmsnt •" Canadian Sod. It Is not generally known that our government on e undertook to erect a fort ou British soil. The site of this fort, after» aid culled Fort Moutgom ery, was about half a mile nori hens' of Rouse's Point. N. Y„ not fur from the foot of Lake Champlain. Popular ly it was known as "Fort Blunder.’ it appears that after the war of 1812 our government felt the necessity of guarding the entrance to Iaike Cham plain. Accordingly in 1815 was begun the erection of Fort Montgomery. The original notion was to construct a great fort. In those days that meaut a fort with three tiers of guns. When tile work hud been in band for some time it was discovered that, owing to nu ei ror of early surveyors, the actual boundary between New York and Canada, the forty (ifth par allel of north latitude, passed south of the fort. Work on the fort was sus pended for almut twenty-five years, and not until the year 1842 was the territory restored to the United States. The agreement known as the Web ster-Ashburton treaty, establishing the northeaate’D boundary, made the line between New York and Canada con form to the old and Incorrect early Thus "Fort Blunder" was survey, again on United States territory. The people of Maine, it Is said, never quite forgave Daniel Webster for giving up, as they claimed he did. a great slice of territory to which they thought them selves entitled In order to save Rouse's Point. After the boundary question was set tied the fort was finished, but it wus never manned by more than sufficient men to keep it in order, aud it wus I never armed.—Harper’s Weekly. BATTLE WITH A BOG. COMPRESSED ICE. Sinks In Watar and Crumblaa Into Powder When Warmed. All know that ordinary tea will float ♦ This relative! lightness of Ice with re spect to wuter la due to expansion o( the water at the moment of freezing. . If water Is frozen under Immense pres ure It seems that this expansion Is prevented and Ice heavier than wa ter is produced. G. Tamilian line prepared this modi flcatlon, which he calls Ice III., ns follows: He compressed water to 3.000 kilograms (fl,014 pounds» and cooled It In solid carbon dioxide snow and finally iu liquid air. Under these con «lltlons a colorless, transparent Ice is formed. It Is much denser than ordi nary Ice and heavier than water; con- sequentlv It sinks when placed In wa ter. Ice III. Is very unstable, and on »light warming it swells out and breaks up Into a demie white powder i, • The Volume of the resulting powder 1« apparently four to eight times that of tho original ice. This powder form ed by the breaking up of the dense form Is nothing more than ordinary loo in tho form of tin» crystals, which, of course, on further warming melt at zero decrees centigrade. U Experiments ou lee III. show that It u in Impossible to obtain ft by repara- t*ou from water at atmospheric pres pure aud then suddenly cooling. There would never be a (KMiaiblltty of thia unstable form of solid water l»eliig formed In nature. New York Trlbuue A Prosaia Interpretation. Prnfmaor llramlcr Matthews of Co- lilrnbin lu nne of hla brilliant addreaaea x <>n the drama «aid of au unimaginative « nud pnwtilc drauiutlat: “He It was, l am aure, who lu hla youth ou being naked In examination what tt|iiike»|M-nro meant by the pliraae ^^¿artinons In atones* wrote tn reply: •-"*"*Whon plowing by a tombatona you piny learn tho name and the dates of l.lrth aud death of the departed oue amt also from the Inscription a valu ’ able moral leaaon from hta or her life j Walking along a road you may tw * from the mlleitouea the number of Pities to the nearest towns aud thus ac [ ciilre geograptUcel Uifom;at'>n Heat« -^j-atrYiee bv the readable Indicate that j'juMtrs are to take place and so Indi lie a leaeoti In neatness.' Detroit i.n Author’s Insight. i'bere Is no surer mark of genius than the Intuitive Insight luto cbarsc- tv* and social conditions of which the author baa no persoual experience. "What does Ben know of dukes?” Jskod homely old Isaac Dtaraeil when ¿■ifi heard the title of bls sou’a latest 1 »ovel. Trv'l<>t>e wrote Inimitably of blsbopa and deans when he had never been tn a cathedral dose In bla life, ‘“ming I »Israeli wrote no well about great uura of the earth whom be > . y»r seen that the critics busied ♦hemaelvee tn tl mt Ing "keys" to “VI- vtan Grey" and "The Young Duka“— London Haturday lieview Redmirs’s Suction Tors the Leather Gaiters Off a Man's Lege. Iteuders of "Lorna Doone” can never forget the terrible drowning of Carver in the bog. Tliut deutli trap is still to l»e seen lu the Exmoor country, and uot long ago a vuluuble bunting horse wus engulfed In the mire, and bls rider luirely escaped with bls life. 8. Bar- lug Gould, who bud u narrow escape from a similar bog, tells of It In bis "Book of the West." The author was with un official from the ordnunce Bur vey. who was correcting the map of the country: “In the dusk we lost our way and got Into Itcdmlre. It wus winter, the bog wus unusually wet, uud we could scarcely trip from one stone to uu- other, Six bullocks hud been lost lu that very s|s>t during the year. "All lit once I sunk above my waist ami was rapidly being sucked in fur ther 1 culled to my eonipuiilon, but In the dark he could not see me. The waler reached to uiy armpits. Hap pily I hud with me a stout bamboo six feet long. I placed It athwart the sur face and held my arms us fur extend ed us laaislble. By quickly Jerkbig my body I gradually lifted It. aud then I threw myself forward as far na I could, Finally I managed to east my- self full length on the surface, The suction was so great that It tore the leather gaiters off my legs. "For a quarter of an hour i lay stretched out. gasping, la-fore i got breath enough to worm myself along to dry Holl." PIANO HARDWARE. HEADQUARTERS DAIRYMEN’S SUPPLIES AND STEEL STOVES 8c RANCES We carry a Large Stock of Hardware, Tinware and China Oils. Paint, Varnish, Doors, Window Sashes § g Agents for the Great Western Saw ALEX McNAIR CO Reliable Merchants in Tillamook County The Most Lumber Manufacturing Compy Men Who Buy Parts and Repair Their Instruments at Homo. Manufacturers of One's notion of piuno hardware Is likely to be thut It is material of vari ous sorts used in tile manufacture und repair of pianos, au idea that would be in the main correct, but at the same time there la more or less of such material sold at retail to private owners of pianos who may be skilled In the use of tools and who undertake to do their own repairing to save ex pense, and such purchasers may in clude men who have no knowledge of music, though they may have the me chanical expertness required fur the job. Obviously no great skill Is required In replacing a broken caster, A man cun buy a single caster and put it on himself If he wants to, or lie could in like maimer replace u broken binge or a screw, and he can buy any of these things. But the home repulrer does more ambitious work still—as, for In stance, he may replace a broken wire. I The Best Equipped Saw Mill in the County. He can buy piano wire of precisely the right gauge, and lie tnuy under New Machinery, Experienced Workmen and take this job and get away with It. or he may replace one or more broken Kirst Class Lumber of the Best Quality. keys or hammers. Not long since a man wlio had bought a pretty well LET US FIGURB ON YOUR LUMBER BILL. worn secondhand piano for #15 bought for It a complete new set of hammers. which he put on himself. Only men of real skill can do such jobs us this, but In a town of this size Old Postal Ratos. there are enough men who do their The high (aistal rales that prevailed own piano repairing to make It pay to lu Ilin earlier yeura of the last cen keep piano hardware on sale at retail. tury made the tranamlHHlou of a letter —New York Sun. or parcel a matter of serious moineut. “A packet weighing thlrty-two ounces Two Freaks of Nature. for backache, rheumatism, kidney or bladder trouble, and urinary irregularities. was once sent from heal to Lomlou.", Two contrasting freaks of nature are writes Mrs. Eleanor Hmytli lu her life Foley s KtdneyPill. purify the blood, restore lost vitality and vigor. Refuse substitute*. the lalaml of Fire ami the Lake of of Sir Howland lllll. "The |H«tage Snow. The Island of Fire Is called wus over £tl, la-lug • • • four times Sold by Chas. I. Clough. the Homo of Hot Devil». It Is situat as mu< li aa the charge for an Inside ed In the midst of a large lake of boil place by the coach. Again, a parcel of ing mud In the Island of Java. The official papers small enough to slip steam and gases which arise from the III liiNlde au ordinary |ss ket was sent sticky mud form themselvea luto bub ■ a from Dublin to another Irish town ad bles attaining a diameter of live or six dressed to Hlr John llurgoyne By a feet and selling high up tn the air like mistake It was cbargid ns a letter in balloons, carried hither and thither by »' IB stead if as a pan-el aud cost £11. For the wind and fiually exploding with a ■ that amount the whole mall coach ply loud crash. After having the MEASLES ing between the two towns with pluses ■ The biggest snow lake la seen from have your eyes looked after. ------- /wesa. VTVdiUUhCU dllCl. The valued family re for seven luisseugera and their Illg the summit of lllspar pass. In the Ka- gage might have i>eeu hired."- London rakoran range It Is more than 3n0 cipes for cough and cold * _ examined, before you try to 1'broiih.le cure, liniments, tonics and ■ ■ do any close work with them. square miles In area. In Rwltxerland the sea of Ice might better be called other remedies have as « • It will save you the trouble To Identify a Child. the sea of snow, as the surface Is bro • you M ay otherwise have, careful attention here as My small sou did not return at th» keu up by solar heat, which makes a regular time one day while out with a the most intricate prescrip i • besides it will cost you minute Assuring In the Ice, giving It uiatd The thought terrified me that 5.00 » tions. • nothing to find out the truth the appearance of snow •MtMSattw, » | In case of an accident there would be fol.. 7 about them. 4 iio way of Identify ing him should he be « • a vm Malm I o .'H m Our fresh, high grade A Shrewd Answer. eaer Mrraoee 4 lost. The uext morning I cut plis-es of Measles very often leave drugs will help to make Among the advertisements In ■n an »«»s r«ii, e».r.*i**d r*. on*** w ide ta|»e. ou whh h I w rote very eVes ’•> a very bad con < English pa|»er there recently appeared these remedies more effec- dearly his name, address and our tel dition, half of the trouble 4 tive than ever. ep'ione nutnlier In Indelible Ink I the following: “The gentleman who Painless Dentists with our eyes, or the eyes of vowed one of these pieces to each of found a purse with money lu Barford TMr< *tshMaa POtTlANO 0*f •HQ. ■•«,« 0AM to t FI| ««aAay* • u | •'.«el Is requested to forward It to the people is caused by Right prices are aha Ills underwaista. lu frout where It the address of the loser, aa he was assured. could Is- plaluly aven K E. A. lu Har M kasles . ra< ognlsed ” per's llasar A few days later this r*|>ly «■■ tn Bon t risk your eyes when sorted "The recognised gentleman they can be saved as well Taking Na Chanaao. who picked up a purse lu Burford as not. The big steamer had left the piar The young man on the tar liarrel atilt street requests the loner to call at his bouse " waved his handkerchief des|>erat«ty. Reliable Druggist. “Oh, w hat're you waiting for? Corna Her Bl under. ou." wild Ills < oiu|«iiloua diHgustadly. "What makM you think shea uncu I “I ibihui't." with one fearful glased tuned y For Stomach Trouble, Sluggish l>a< kw ani EYE SPECIALIST. “She thinks Ibaen's playa are stupid " Liver and Habitual Constipation. "What's the matter?" “Well, a lot of people think so.“ 1 H I AMCMIK . OREGON. "She has a fleklglaaa.” said the yoaag "Tea, but she says an."—Cleveland It cure« by aiding ait of the man — Ev vryl«*Iy’a Leader digestive organs—gently stimu. FIR, SPRUCE and H emlock LUMBER KILN DRY FLOORING, CEILING. RUSTIC AND FINISHED LUMBER. ALI KINDS OF MOULDINGS, We Make the Best CHEESE BOXES for Tillamook County’s Most Famous Cheese. KIDNEY PILLS • * FAMILY RECIPES. MEASLES Wise Dental Co.,i« Foley’s Orino A T*w«k of Family Life. When the country youth pro|>o*«tl to -th« city girl ha racolved tba convan tteaial assurance that aba wouM be bls stater It happened that thia youth had slater» at home and knew exactly bls privilege* So he klaawl her. At thia juncture aba availed beeaelf of the ■ ivterly right to call out tu father that brother was teasing her Father ra- ♦ •smtail lu good, muscular earnest Mil 'll the new brother and sister rata- tlJn wa* dlseulved by mutual conaeut -Judge CLOUGH, « Dr. H. E. Morris S- VIERECK Tillamook Bakery, In ths Barbar Sb««. Civatomcr What do you tneu that olgn. “Shaving I'nMlmtalx sciita*' llarber Thafa Only That. "1 don't I*’» whether 1 ought to takes more time to shave a maa 1 na-ogwiae him bera lu tba city or not a b'iig foce -- J tidge liar acqualntam-e »1 the aeaalk-re was Distane*. vary alight " “Father, la It very far aci "You promised to marry Mui. didn't ocean?" ’r*,r _ “Yea It's a king way" “Tea. but that was all." Courier Journal HEADLKJ-aT FEBRUARY 16, 1911 Lculavtlla “About how many blocks1*- Ing's Magatine I Repartee. “We ne«>d bra lus In this busInesH, yviitiK man “ "Yon needn't tetl me that, str Tour hualneaa shown It."- Baltimore A med cun Always Waiting. Iwahaway -You have »ideixIM Ing ck'thea. ohi toan Who ht tailor? t'leverton - He's the flrat you see »• you go out - Ufa. OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE. lates the liver and regulates tho bowels—the only way that Corner Stillwell Ave. ami Firat St. West, and both Phone*. chronic constipation can be cured. KspcciaUyrecomtnendei for women and children. *iOHLTY IN ALL KINO OF CAKES AU. KIND OF BREAD. Clears blotched coraplesiona. Peasant to Uke. Reluso substitute*. « A ? pt, Sold by Chas. I. Clough Morning Reminder. kat there is nothing so good aL ^y^^red stomach aa ,Sto,nach and ljTer Foley's Honev and Tar for all heat J*1"’ in ,h<“ . 21 • ,rial •"«’ rawiffha and coRÍa. for croup. bn,,,. lertam to k more than chHia. hoaraenea and f,w Brom,* rrlwi ilagnpi* eouglisL No opiate«, lie W«,h <’he - ^«1 by n.unr ■luae «ubalMMiga.-v 1. Ctowgh. •<*’« or von are i.l.-**..,! h .h,ï^ Kar4ly rvaJ.