Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934, January 26, 1911, Image 5

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    rlLiLAMoOK
WOMEN IN FORTUGAL
) In the Fields and Do Laboring
Work In the Cities.
i good part of the farm work is
formed by the womeu. who see no
son why they should regard dlg-
g, hoeing and plowing as the work
men alone. The man who owns a
r acres of land will often le ve its
llvat ion to his wife and daughters,
lie he labors as carpenter, stone-
Bon or cooper, fc.r caskmaking Is
of their important industries. He
t> likes to get a job as a waiter in
of the numerous hotels at seaside
prts, for the country has thousands
Continental and English visitors,
fomen share in the heavy work of
I cities as well. There are female
Jers, laborers on the docks, market
pers and even women coal heavers,
erinen, or, rather, fisherwomen, and
iors. They are as strong and hardy
their husbands and brothers and
m to stand long Lours and hard la-
I as well.
f course It rat hey takes away the
hiour of romance when one sees a
ng woman with finely chiseled
Cures and beautiful bkick eyes dig-
t with spade and mattock or lieav-
|a basket of coal into a ship’s hold
ti as much ease as the American
[plays tennis and golf. Women seem
Ly under what we would consider
H conditions, so the reformer would
bably have his labor for his pains
be suggested a change in this de-
traent of Portuguese national ex-
bee.—Christian Herald.
KILL THEM YOUNG,
■ Not Tolerate Weeds In the Carden
of the Soul.
In old man was once walking with
little boy. They came across four
rubs. The old man said to the
■thful companion:
n ‘nil up the last one.”
■e obeyed with ease.
p’ow the next.”
■e obeyed, but it did not come so
Illy.
[And the third.”
|t took all his strength to move its
Its.
[Now the fourth.”
in vain the lad put forth all his
pngth. He only made the leaves
noble. He could not move the roots,
ley liad gone strongly Into the earth,
tl no effort could dislodge them.
then the wise old man said to the
lent youth:
•This, my son. is Just what happens
th our passions. When they nre
ting and weak one may by a little
Itchfulness over self and the help of
little self denial easily tear them up,
1 If we let them cast their roots
BP Into our souls there Is no human
her can uproot them. The almighty
nd of the Creator alone can pluck
Hu out. For this reason, my child.
|tch well over the first movement of
nr soul and study by acts of virtue
keep your passions well In check.”—
: I.ouis Globe-Democrat.
Something In the Eye.
Juiall substances, like cinders, dust
small chips of stone or metal, can
en be removed from the eye by
ry simple means. Sometimes catch
[ the upper lid by the lashes and
lliug it away from the eyeball and
wn over the lower lid, then letting
go, so that as it recedes its under
rface is swept by the edge of the
yer lid, will clear it out. If this
es not prove successful a loop made
a horsehair or of a long human
Ir can be passed under the lid and
ept from the outer side toward the
Be and drawn down. Better than
is, however, is the washing of the
B or flushing with the eye dropper,
ery person should carry one in his
ivellng bag, for they are invaluable,
tcb hold of the lower and upper lid.
iw them away from the eye and
m fill the dropper, which is like a
tall syringe, with water and flush
! eye two or three times. This will
rays remove the cinder at owe.—
mlly Doctor.
Not a Born Forger.
Atlas and His Load.
Btrlctly speaking, “atlas" is a mis­
nomer for a map book. since it was
not the world, but the heavens, that
the “atlas” of mythology upheld. Mer­
cator, the famous Dutch geographer,
who made globes for Emperor Charles
V. of Germany, was the first to use
the name in this connection, choosing
it as a convenient and in some sort an
appropriate title, because Atlas, the
demigod, figures with u world upon bis
shoulders as a frontispiece of some
early works on geography.
Atlas, it was said, made war with
other Titans upon Zeus and, being
conquered, was condemned to bear
heaven upon bis head and bands. Lat­
er tradition represented him as a man
changed by means of Medusa's bead
Into a mountain, upon which rested
heaven and all its stars.
In any case, Atlas was always asso­
ciated with a heavy burden strongly
borne. Thus Shakespeare makes War­
wick say to Gloucester:
Thou art no Atlas for so great a weight.
It is not difficult to see bow by
association of ideas this came to
chosen as the name for a book
maps which upholds and exhibits
us the whole world.
an
be
of
to
Marshal Tureen and His Soup.
There is a quaint old shop in Loudon
which still bears the name of Samuel
Birch, the first purveyor of turtle soup
in the English capital. Amid all the
changes of the city Birch's shop in
Cornhill survives in the guise it wore
when its owner was lord mayor of
London in the memorable year of Wa­
terloo. Samuel Birch achieved distinc­
tion in many fields. He was an orator
and a patriot; he was colonel of the
city militia and accepted with great
good nature bis nickname of Marshal
Tureen; he was a mau of letters, pro­
duced plays that held the stage and
books that were readable, though now
seldom read. One of his plays, “The
Adopted Child,” was popular long aft­
er its author bad killed his last turtle.
His daughter married Lamartine, and
one of bls sous, a flue classical scholar,
begat a family of scholars. Yet Birch’s
claim to fame rests most upon the
fact that be was the man who made
turtle soup popular. City merchants,
templars from the inns and dandles
from the west end all flocked to Corn­
bill, the turtle house of all London.—
Argonaut.
Reign of the Dandies.
In the matter of dress we have fallen
upon a decline since the days when the
Duke of Wellington was refused ad­
mission to Almack's because be was
wearing trousers Instead of breeches
and silk stockings. Even Almack’s,
however, had to admit trousers within
its closely guarded portals the following
year. When Gladstone was “up” at
Oxford the reign of the dandles was In
full swing. When late in life he re­
visited the university to lecture to the
undergraduates on Homer he was
asked by G. W. E. Russell whether he
noticed any difference between bls au­
dience and the men of bis own time.
“Yes,” he replied, “in their dress an
enormous change. I am told that I
had among my audience some of the
most highly connected and richest men
In the university, and there wasn't one
whom I couldn’t have dressed from
top to toe for £5.”—St. James' Gaiette.
A “Fast” Train.
“Speaking of railroads,” said tbe
tnthful man, "tbe ultimate word, In
■y experience, was a certain ‘limited’
an which I traveled last summer. At
a point where we were making our
greatest speed a man stood at tbe side
at the track with a moving picture
machine. I leaned out of the window
and called to him, ‘How are you get­
ting onT
“He stopped turning the crank and
■poke with an expression of deep dis­
gust.
“‘It don't seem to be no use,’ he
■■id. 'Hold your head still, please. I
want to get a time expoaure.’
Ev­
erybody's. ________________
The Burglar’s Prayer.
Sir Herbert Risley, speaking of the
castes of eastern Bengal at a meeting
fhe indorsement of checks Is a very of the Royal Anthropological Institute,
nple thing; but, as the following ■aid a curious system of religious wor­
ry will show, it, too, has its diffl- ship prevailed among a caste who were
professional burglars. They made a
I woman went Into a bank where •pace In the ground, and a man then
Lba<! several times presented checks cut bis arm and prayed to one of the
■rn to Mrs. Lucy B. Smith. This •artb gods that there might be a dark
B th" check was made to the order Bight and that he might succeed In ob­
Bn. M. J. Smith. M J. were her taining great booty and escape cap­
Bknd s Initials. She explained thia ture.—London Standard.
|B paying teller and asked what
■buld do.
No Whiskers on His 8ea Food.
.«that is all right." he said. "Jost
Two colored porters paused to reat
it as It Is written there."
■ moment on their mops In a down­
t,le check and after much town office building recently. “Boy,”
said. "I don't think I can ■eld one, smacking bis lips, “did you
Kn M like that"
•ver eat mushrat?” "Mushrat?” re­
turned tbe other. “No, I never eat
hwparsd For Emergency.
any mushrat The only fancy sea food
it makes yon keep zlvtag
1 ever fussed with was lobster."-
taffinwr day after day?" ba M New York World.
t “Are you particularly fawd at
Puzzled.
replied “1 wM wtaaQy
Mother fat lunchl-Yea, darling,
read a lovely recM» abawt these little sardines are sometimes
»ove a flsblxme wkaa il eaten by tbe larger fish Mabel <sg«l
ir throat, and I wnatad ta five!—But. mamma, how do they get
i the cans open?-London Ideas.
rttingtori Star.
that Kind of Worn«
Believe In making ■
lore yon enter yowr
KNfcBatla.
K>r replied her ban*
| a Mt of dust ttaat the
d piano. "If I baat (MB-
i make about profit I nt-
| outside of 'hurcK^—OB-
I Herald
HUiADLlQfiT JANUARY 26, XÒ1Ì
What Ho Hoard.
A WHITE HOUSE JEST.
Genera!
Harrison’s
Objections
Monuments to “Vest.”
.e
As a general thing, one of tbe first
duties of tbe wife of an lucouling pres­
ident and one of tbe things she usual­
ly enjoys heartily is to attend to sueb
rearrangements and refurnishlugs of
the White House as may be necessary
or advisable aecoidiug to her person
al taste, the size and customs of her
fam.ly, and so on.
I remember one occasion, writes
Colonel William II. Crook in the Phi»
adelpbla Saturday Evening Post, wbeu
Mrs. Harrison bad finally decided
u;>oii some slight architectural changes
and had brought her architect’s plans
to the president and asked his opinion
of them. General Harrison studied
the drawings with care and noticed
that several niches were left, each
plainly marked. At last be said:
"Well, my dear, here is a place for
Lincoln, and here is a place fur
Grant’s bust. And you have left
three places for Vest." Then be add
ed, with well assumed indignation, “I
am decidedly opposed to so many
monuments to Vest—In tbe White
House!"
Mrs. Harrison hastened to explain—
what iter husband, of course, knew all
the time—that the word “Vest.” was
the architect’s contraction for vesti­
bule, of which there were three on tbe
plans, whereupon the president said
he was satisfied and banded the draw­
ings back to her. with a twinkle in his
keen blue eyes.
A FIERCE ANATHEMA.
The Pious Wish ■ Woman Flung at
Jean Paul Richter.
Jean Paul Richter once observed
that if a lady officer wanted to gtve
tbe word “Halt!" she would do It in
the following strain: “You soldiers, all
of you, now mind what I say. I order
you as soon as I have done speaking
to stand still, every one of you. on tbe
spot where you happen to be. Don’t
you hear me? Halt, I say, all of you!”
Upon this a strong minded woman
made the following comment: “Now,
M. Jean. It was an unlucky day on
which you wrote that sentence. May
you never bear anything but that lit­
tle, concise word ‘No’ from every rosy
pair of lips you meet. May you halt
wifeless through life. May your but
tons be snappish, your strings knotty
and your stockings full of holes. May
your bootjack be missing, your feet
corny aud your shaving water cohl.
your razor dull, your hair stand up.
your collar He down. May your beard
be porcuplny, your whiskers thinly
settled and your mustache curl tbe
wrong way. May your coffee be mud­
dy, your toast smoky and your tea
water bewitched, and. with a never
dying desire for affection, may you
crawl through creation a meek, miser­
able. nasty, forlorn, fidgety, fussy, ri­
diculous, ruined, dejected old bachelor.”
High Sounding Names.
Writing In his Paris paper on the
growing custom on tbe part of parents
to give thetr children ‘‘high sounding”
names, Clement Vautel says: “When
tbe boj' is old enough to understand
he rebels at being compelled to carry
through life a name like Anacreon or
Hipparchus. But he has company. I
know a deputy whose parents named
him Franklin. Tbe name In Itself Is
not so bad, but he bus two brother«.
Voltaire and Socrates respectively.
Fancy this scene in the nursery:
Franklin howling because Voltaire has
broken his toy, while Socrates laughs
at both. The mother as peacemaker
shouts, ‘Stop. Socrates, or you’ll be
punished!' In a narrow street In Mar­
seilles one broiling hot day I saw a
woman spanking a child, shouting In
anger. ‘You naughty Epamlnondes; I’ll
teach you. Eisiminondes." I could nev­
er think of the Theban genera! after
that without laughing.”
To Say and to Do.
“Do you wish to go to church this
evening? Father is going to preach,
you know,” the minister's fair daugh­
ter asked.
The young man considered.
“Um! The last time I went he rath­
er fell on some of my small fallings.
Do you know w hat bls text will be to­
night?"
“Yes; ‘Love one another.' ”
He regarded the round pink cheek
approvingly.
“Suppose." he suggested softly, “that
we let the old gentleman go preach,
while we sit here and practice?"—Lip­
pincott's.
Not Perl«et.
A horse dealer was showing a horse
to a prospective buyer. After running
him l>ack aud forward for a few min­
utes he stopi*d and said to tbe buyer:
“Wbat do you think of his coat? Isn't
he a dandy?”
Tlte buyer, noticing that tbe horse
had tbe heaves, replied. “Yes, I like
bis coat all right, but I don't like bis
pants.”- London Tit-Bit».
I
T. BO1T8,
Making a Major.
H
John Is bis name, and be lives In
Johu Eaten Cooke, who went Into
• A ttornky - at -L aw .
Newburg. Further personal details i the war as an enlisted man in a Rich­
are not necessary. Now. John has a mond battery, was soou afterward ap­
wife who is not as charitable as she pointed an officer on the staff of Geu- Complete set of Abstract Books
might tie. and sbe has a woman friend | eral J. E. B. Stuart On Stuart's staff, in office. Taxes paid for non*
who has domestic troubles of her own I Mr. George Cary Egglestou says in
and therefore can aud does symisitbize i “Recollectious of a Varied Life," he
Residents.
with John's wife. Just wbat time it > distinguished himself by a certain
was when John came in the other I laughing uouclialance uuder fire aud
Office opposite Post Office.
morning deponent knoweth not, but | by liis eager readiness to undertake
Both phones.
certainly it was no sort of time for a Stuart's most perilous missious.
married mau to be getting home, and
it was in recognition of some spe­
bis wife told him so, though he knew cially daring service of that kind that
it |>erfectly well without being told.
Stuart gave him bis promotion. Tbe
ARL HABERLACH >
Next morning after John had gone to delightful way In which the great boy­
his office bis wife called up the other ish southerner did it is best told in
ATTORNEY AT-LAW,
woman on the telephone and told Mr. Egglestou's owu words.
about John. The other woman was all
"You're about my size, Cooke,” Stu­
g»citt«ch«r ^bvoltut,
sympathy, aud what the two hud to
say about the kind of husband John art said, “but you're uot so broad to Otiice across the street and north from
was was more than plenty, lu the the chest."
“Yes, 1 am.” answered Cooke.
the Post Office.
thick of It a friend of John's got on the
“Let’s see if you are," said Stuart,
wire—not intentionally, of course, for
he thought John was a model, but lie taking off his coat as if for a boxing
EORGE WILLETT,
got there, and It sounded good enough match. “Try that on.”
Cooke
douned
the
coat
with
its
three
to him to stay and listen. But not
A ttorney - at -L aw .
for long. Presently be coughed, aud stars on tbe collar aud fouud it a fit.
“Cut off two of the stars," Stuart
there was a sudden silence.
Next to Tillamook County
“Who's that?” Inquired John's wife. commauded, “and wear the coat to
"It's John,” res|>oiided tbe friend Richmond. Tell the people to the war
Bank,
aud hung up the receiver.—New York department to make you a major and
send you back to me iu a burry. I'll
Press.
T illamook -
O regon .
need you tomorrow.”
The Waste of the Wind.
Every one who wants a cheap mo
tlve force has tried to harness tbe
wind. Every child has made a paper
propeller or a windmill. But can it be
said that the possible uses of tbe wind
have been as arduously Investigated
as such recently discovered forces as
steam and electricity aud gases? Is it
not conceivable that tbe practical uses
of the wind are underestimated Just
because they are so familiar?
We cannot help thinklug that the
wind will be more variously employed
some day In the same way that prob­
ably the problem of laying under con­
tribution the great physical fact of tbe
tides will be solved. One would think
that the wind could be used for elec­
tric lighting, yet there is no practical .
apparatus for the purpose. True, the
wind is variable and occasionally ab­
sent, but as electricity can be stored
one might suppose that this was tbe
very case In which variability did not
particularly matter—Loudon Specta­
tor.
T. "•
How It Feels to Be Run Over.
C oncrete B uilding .
Origin of Coal.
Ths Clever Shoo Clerk.
At the cost of considerable time and
labor one high grade shoe house Is
bound to protect its goods. On a rainy
day a woman wearing wet shoes went
in to buy rubbers. The clerk meas­
ured the width and length of her
shoes, removed them and brought a
new pair of the same size to try on.
Visions of a depleted pocketbook caus­
ed her to exclaim, “But 1 don’t waut
new shoes, only rubbers!”
“I understand,” said the clerk. "1
am only slipping these shoes on to fit
tbe rubbers over. It soils the luside
of a rubber to slip it on over a wet I
shoe. Then if it doesn't fit and the
customer doesn't tako it It is spoiled
for the next customer.”
"And the outcome of that experi­
ence was,” said the woman, "that 1
bought the shoes as well as the rub­
bers and had them sent home ('. O. D.
Maybe that was what he was working
for all the time."—New York Sun.
Coal Is of vegetable origin. When
vegetable matter accumulates uuder
water It undergoes a Blow process of
decomposition, giving off Its nitrogen,
hydrogen, oxygen and some carbon,
the result of which if carried far
enough Is the formation of a rnasB of
carbon. Peat, found often in swampy
tracts, is the first stage in the coal
forming process, and the further
stages are formed by the burial of
these vegetable deposits under great
loads of sediment, where they become
subject to pressure aud aometlmea to
heat. Tills effects a series of changes,
consolidation and loss of oxygen and
gives a series of products whose na­
ture depends on the degree to which
the original vegetable matter has been
changed. The products are known as
lignite, bituminous coal and anthracite
coal.
Tillanicok,
Oregon.
D R. I. M. SMITH,
PHYSICIAN * SURGEON,
Office over J. A. Todd & Co .
Tillamook. Ore.
w.
U. HAWK,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
BAY CITY, OREGON.
R. BEALS,
Mixing His Dates.
There is a story of a man who was
so transported with Joy as he stood
up nt tbe altar rail to be married that
Oddest of Queer Fiehee.
his thoughts reverted to a day when
A queer fish that does not swim is
the "sargasso fish," known to sailors he stood up at the prisoner's bar In a
as tbe “frogfish.” It Ilves in that vast court of justice to plead “guilty” or
mass of floating gulfweed called the "not guilty" to a criminal charge. So
powerfully did that, tbe most painful
Sargasso sea, in mid Atlantic.
Its pectoral fins are so modified and event of his life, obtrude Itself upon
developed as to resemble arms, and it his mind thnt when the clergyman put
uses them for clinging to the weed. the question, “Wilt thou have this wo­
Very gaudily colored, it changes Its man to lie thy wedded wife?" nnd so
hues to match the aquatic vegetation on. the poor distracted bridegroom an­
by which It is surrounded, and when swered with startling distinctness,
the latter decays and turns brown it “Net guilty, so help me!"—From Tuck-
ermsn'a “Personal Recollections."
assumes a corresponding shade.
The fish lays its eggs In a Jelly-like
A Stubborn Opening.
mass, which, absorbing a great quan­
The head of the household was go­
tity of water, becomes three times as
big as the mother fish herself, assum­ ing through her husband's pockets the
ing the form of a narrow raft three or next morning.
four feet long and two to four Inches
“What kept you out so late last
night?" she suddenly demanded.
wide.—New York World.
“It was the opening of the cam­
paign, my dear," the lesser half re­
Parnell.
I never saw a braver man than Par plied.
nell. The story of his downfall Is one
"Well, It didn't take three cork­
of the most pathetic in history. There screw» to open It, did It?”
Is a rumor that Captain O’Shea said
And she drew tbe offending articles
to Gambetta: “What are we going to from his side pocket and waved them
do with Parnell? He is getting to Is» before him.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
a great danger to the country.” And
Gambetta replied, “Set a woman on
A Riot of Ink.
his track.' And the woman, Instead
Canon Nhholl used to tell bow on
of betraying him, fell In love with this one occasion he had visited the famous
patriot, aud that was bls undoing.— house of the Thrales to that suburb
"Recollections of Mrs. T. P. CCounor.” of Ixmdon where Dr. Johnson was at
home. “Johnson,” said the canon to
Te Diseeurage Him.
recalling his visit, "had occupied two
“George," said her husband's wife, rooms, and these were left as he last
“I don't believe yon have smoked one used them. Tbe sight was an extraor­
of tb<M«e cigars I gave you on your dinary one, for Ink was splashed all
birthday.”
over the floor and even on the walls.
“That's right, my dear,” replied hl* It was one of the doctor's habits to
wife's husband. “I'm going to keep <llp bls pM to Ink and then shake It.”
them until our Willie wants to learn |
to smoke."—Chicago New»
Teaching the Teacher.
Teacher-Johnny, what part of speech
Cenfused.
la ‘nose Y Johnny- "Han't any. Teach­
"She hasn't any confidence In her er—Ah, bn! it must I* Johnny—May­
husband, has she?”
be yours is. lie- anse you talk through
"No. She canght him telling tbe It. but the only part of speech I’ve
troth the other day. and now she can't got Is my mouth.
dope him out at all.“—Toledo Blade
Shop Talk.
“If we didn't bare to give bark any
« bange think of the money we mer­
chants would make."
“We all have our trrmTrfea," said the
The Truth.
magazine publisher. "Sometimes It
All Right, Perhaps.
“Truth Is as clear as a bell," quote«! frets me to have to print any reeding
Patient Father Dearie, baby's eat­
matter, but I ruppoar It must be done ” ing my glove now. le It all right?
the wise guy.
“Yea. but It isn't always tolled.” add — Kansas City Journal.
Dearie (from above! Oh, quite all
sd tbe simple mug - Philadelphia Rec
right (pauaer you're sure ite yoers?
ord.
The Age of Compatiti««*.
- Punch.
How Jilgh Is bis temperature, doc­
Not Serious.
tor?"
Get It Right.
“1 bear there are grave charges
' Well he's cioorly crowding tbe rec­
New Reporter The soto turned ter­
gainst Senator Jinks”
rapin. and - Ctty Editor -Y»u mean
ced.”
“What are they?’
■Ftw~ Cleveland Hain Dealer
turned 'urtle New Reporter Wall, It
-Tbe sextoa s Mita."
was a high t»riced machine Judge
ft is renmiUy more profitable to
Your labor owly may be aoM; your reckon up owr defe. te titan to Imuat of
The superior man has neither anil
Ml moot »oCRnakta
et y nor fear -Onfwhi»
•ur atí. inatenta. Gariy la.
GOYNE,
“When I was run over," writes a
correspondent, “I bad not seen the car
A ttorney - at -L aw .
approachlug. The first thing 1 knew
was that I was on the ground, kicking Office : Opposite Court House,
upward with my legs to an effort to
get from uuder the cur. Thru 1 felt a
T illamook , O regon .
wheel goiug over my chest, which
bent as It passed over. In tbe inter
veiling second or two I went through
several minutes’ worth of feelings. 1
BOALS, M.D.,
had tbe sensations of astonishment nt
being on the ground, of wanting to roll
aside and away, of bracing myself— PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
aud my chest especially—stiff to resist
TILLAMOOK.
something, whatever it might be, while
a lightning flash of fear was dimly
Office' Olson Building.
there and a subconscious query, 'What Residence : Mrs. Weiss' house, west of
ou earth next?’ Yet it was hardly
Mrs. Walker’s.
fear, because there was no time for
such a durable sensation. It was rath­
er a sense of being suddenly confront­ g
M. KERRON,
ed with a grave reality, of doubtful,
obscurely terrible import.” — London
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
Chronicle.
REAL ESTATE,
F inancial A gent ,
Tillamook, Oregon.
D R.
P. J. SHARP,
RESIDENT DENTIST,
Office across the street front the
Court House.
Dr. Wise’s office.
'-p HARCHET,
*- . The Fashionable Tailor.
Cleaning, Pressiug and Repair­
ing a Specialty.
Store iu Heins Photographic
Gallery.
L and O ffici B ubinkb «
a H fucialty .
Phone A. 1Q0U
OWING
4 COWING
LAWYERS.
R oom 334 WoiCMTli BriLDtR<<
T hibd AMD O ak H twkkt «.
Room Neil to the (J.8. Land O»ce.
IliRTLANl), OREGON.
M RS. ALICIA
PHELPS,
GRADUATE NURSE,
MRS.
PAGE’S
TILLAMOOK,
HOUSE,
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Same Old Atery.
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“No. lie has to be urged and threat- \
*ned every pay day; but. then, of
course, I got u-wl to that when we
were living together.” -Cleveland Hain
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Masculine Perversity.
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wants, hot a man will only buy the
things he needs Exchange
When the fight twgto« within Mmself
a man's worth eoisstMwg - Browatag
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