TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JANUARY 10,
PEOPLE YOU KNOW
SUPREME COURT WORK,
1911.
FORGOT THE KEY,
Hew the Justiess Prepare Dseisisns Than th* Locksmith 8how«d Him How
to Open ths Door.
and Dissenting Opinions.
When Mr. and Mrs. Eastend started
On Saturday evening each J uki Ice re­
They May Not Be Quite So Nu­ ceives from the chief Justice au en­ out to spend the evening In pursuance
velope containing the names of the of an engagement they paused on the
merous as You Imagine.
cases the chief Justice has dec ided to front steps long enough for Mrs. E.
allow the Justice to write the opinions to propound the usual query, "Have
on. and the chief Justice alao uotities you got the key, dear?"
GUESS AS TO THEIR NUMBER, the Justices of the hour of the confer­ "Yes. 1 guess so," said Mr. E. "Wait
ence ou Monday morning. The confer a minute. No, I haven't, either. What
do you think of that? Must have left
Than Do 8ome Thinking and Figuring ences are usually held In the confer­
ence rcscui under loc ked doors. The it ou the dresser.”
■ nd Sas How Far From Your busts
"Well, here's a pretty how-de-do!”
chief Justice firesides, and cases are
You Coms and Incidentally Learn taken up or postponed according to the exclaimed Mrs. E. as her consort sav­
fl
How Many Folks You Don’t Know.
wishes of the Justices or their readi agely but fruitlessly rummaged bis
Iild you ever have the exiwrleuce of ness to consider them. Each Justice pockets. "How are we going to get In
walking dow u Main street with u man is furnished with a loc k book, lu which to get it?"
Hubby first tried the lower windows,
who Is running for office? All the time he may enter the details of a case, the
be is bowing right and left to people record of the vote on conference aud to find them all carefully locked.
you meet, beveral times In a block lie the Dual disposition. On a case be­ Neighbors awoke to the situation aud
will stop to shake hands nith uu ac­ ing assigned by the chief Justice to a hegau to be helpful.
"Ger a ladder," said one.
Justice to write the opinion of the
quaintance.
Varnish, Doors, Window
“Get a jimmy,” said another.
"You seem to know every oue," you court the opinion when written must
"Get
au
aeroplane,
”
said
a
third.
be
agreeable
to
the
Justices.
If
not
say to him almost enviously.
Various other expedients, ranging
"That's right," be replies, not wlth- the dissatisfied Justice will promptly
out some pride. "I guess I du know write a dlsseutfng opinion. In some from derricks to dynamite, were sug­
Finally one neighbor brought
Instances four of the Justices have gested
everybody worth knowing.”
Yet how many people does he know? each written a dissenting opinion, but a ladder which wouldn’t reach the
Agents for the
Western
How many people do you kuow your­ the- usual custom is for one to write second story w ludows by six feet. It
self? Did you ever try to figure it out? |t and announce that Hie others con­ was suggested that the Are depart­
ment be summoned. Rejected.
What proportion of the |a*ople iu the cur
Before a case Is reac hed for argu­
By this time the engagement hud to
United States do you know? Certainly
you don't know- the one-huiidretli part ment the Justices familiarize them­ be called off, and the remarks Mrs. E.
The
Reliable
Tillamook County
of them. Even the president of the selves with its records and briefs, aud was making to the female contingent
United States doesn’t mid couldn’t If when one Is directed to write the* opin­ of the assemblage will not here tie re­
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lie kept traveling all the time, niuking ion he makes a study of the case, long corded. As u last resort a locksmith
u host of new acquaintances every day. or short, as its gravity demands. This was suggested, aud Mr. E. departed In
To kuow the one-hundred th part of may take a few days or months. The search of one. At the eud of an hour
the people in this country would be to opinion Is dictated, and after being he returned with a stolid looking Ger­
know in the neighborhood of n million typewritten It Is corrected. boiled man bearing an armful of tools.
"Vlch toor?” lie inquired.
IK-rsoiis. No: it is perfectly safe to say down and revised: another copy Is then
"This one." hh I<I Mrs. E., “anil
that there la no person in the whole made, further revised and sent to the
In order that the com­ goodness' sake don't Jimmy It nor
world that knows u million other per­ printer.
sons well enough to cull each of them positors who set the type may not natnlte it unless you have to!"
"Dot’s all rlghd,” grunted the work­
by name. Think what u million means! know the decision of the case the
Suppose you said the names of all the foreman sets up the last few lines of man, Then he extended Ills baud and
people you know us fast as you could. the opinion, locks them lu a safe, and tried tlie knob. It turned. The catch
The door swung
If you could enunciate tweuty names after the opluion Is set up he adds had not caught.
them to It, takes two proofs and for­ open. He turned and gave the iiHBeui-
a minute you would be doing marvel
ously well. Even at that rate, working wards them under lock and key to the hinge an expreaalve glance.
And now when Mr. aud Mrs. E.
steadily eight hours a day, It would Justice. It Is again rend aud revised
take you nearly four mouths Just to and sometimes completely altered and leave their III tie home of an evening
of
name the people you know There Isn't returned to the printer, corrected by some uelghbor la sure to stick bls head
the
latter
and
nine
revises
sent
to
the
Inquire.
out of a window and kindly
u memory lu existence tliat would bold
Justice.
"Have you got the key?”—Pittsburg
a million names.
if
the
opinion
Is
now
satisfactory
to
Gazette-Times.
Well, do you suppose you know a
the
Justice
n
copy
Is
mailed
to
each
hundred thousand? Let's see; that
Would be ubout one-fifth of the popu­ member of the court. These arc- re­
BLIND TO GOOD LUCK.
lation of Ilbode Island Imagine your­ turned to the Justice with the nota­
tions
of
tin*
Justices,
and
the-
opinion
Is
self sitting in the railroad stutlon at
Fabia of ths Wsary Fsrmsr snd ths
Providence watching the people come revised or changed. If need be. to con­
Goldsn Plow.
form
to
their
views,
if
there
be-
a
through. No: that Is hardly n fair
There was once a Benevolent Fairy
t, i, fur unless you live lu Providence dissenting opinion the- Justice writing
who waa accustomed to doing Good
5 1 do nut kuow as many people there the- majority opinion holds It until the
I Heeds In Whimsical Ways. One day
as In the city In which you live. Bit dissent Is completed.
Then on some Monday, the court be­ she was flying across the country to
In your own railway station and count
ing
lu sc*salon. the Justice nniiounces attend a meeting of the A. O. B. F.
the people coming through. No matter
bow well known you are or how many an opinion In the case, giving Its num­ when sin- noticed a Farmer laboring In
people you know, you cannot help but ber and title, and then pr cecdi to ’ the- Fields. His horse whs Atteuunted
lie Impressed with the fuct of how rend It at length to the dozen people and Deceplt. mid bls plow was Heavy
many people there are that you do not who may be present. If there lie a and Old Fashioned. Often he would
, pause- aud wipe tlie sweat from hie
know If you kuow one lu a hundred dissenting opinion the justice willing
persons you know fur more than tlm the dissent reads It mid announces the I brow Plainly he was having a Hard
mimes of the Justices who concur with Time.
average.
The Benevolent Fairy watched hlin
Let us try to get nt It in another him. Afterward the otHclul reporter
of the court sends u verified copy of n moment nnd observed his lluggnrd
wnv. You nnike ou the average, say.
Tlie Best Equipped
in
r > new acquaintances u week
tif the* opinion to the publishers of the Look and Ida geuerul air of Misery,
United
States
auprenie
court
re|s>rts,
Suddenly
an
Idea
came
to
her
—
to
■ '-n, ,e there are weeks and weeks that
Machinery,
and tlm case Dually becomes one of liinke this man Rich, ao that he would
n il,,- n<> new iicqualutiimen nt nil,
thousands In the law libraries to be no longer have to delve and struggle
Birst
Lumber of the
' -I tlieu there are times, such ns pic-
nlc week aud vacation week a ml rend mid rerend If of moment or to be to eke out a Bure Living, Bo she
forgotten If mere detail.—Imle|a-udeiit swooped dowu mid touched the plow
ON
- Imrch fair week, when you meet a
w ith her wand- she was. of course, In­
r of people, so that two n week Is a
visible mid Instantly it was changed
Ths Secluded Duchsss.
tulr average, You have been meeting
The Duchesne du Maine. who hold to Solid Gold. Then with an amused
penpie. say. for twenty-live years
her court nt Sceanx during the reign but kindly backward glance the Benev­
That's 2,500. lau't It?
Is it possible that .von know only of the regent, was an Imperious old olent Fairy went ou her way.
A year later, remembering the oc­
lady. One day. according to "A Prin­
2.000 people? You thought the num
ber would be far more than that? cess of Strategy," when she was III currence. she flew over to see how the
But hold ou You don't kuow nearly ■he complained to the doctor that lie Farmer was eujoylng his Good For­
She found him lu the Fields,
that uiauy. There are lots aud lots waa not curing her quickly enough. tune
of people whom you knew tweuty What was the go-al. she wanted to plowing lalstriously, ‘and If anything
years ago that you don't know now. know, of con>|>elllllg tier to go without be ami Ills surroundings looked Mean­
sm, kidney or bladder trouble, and urinary irregularities,
You cannot even remember their so many things and making her live In er and More Miserable than they bad
Much surprised, the Fairy
seclusion? "But," refilled the doctor, before.
ifythe blood, restore lost vitality and vigor. Refuse substitutes.
names or what they looked like.
flew closer. Just lu time to hear him
Just sit down aud try to remember "your most serene hlghm-as lias nt pre­
Sold by Chas. I. Clough.
tlie names of all the laiys and girls ent forty |H-ople at the chateau!" murmur:
“I wish thia ding-busted plow waru't
that were tn the same room In the “Forty or fifty people!” said the du
pul-llc school with you. You cannot chesne. "Well, for a princess that Is so heavy!"
Old Soldier Tortured.
The Benevolent Fairy eyed Idin Pity­
remember half of them or a third of practically seclusion."
"For years I suffered uns
ingly: then she once more touched the able torture from indigestion
them or n tlftli of them It Is safe to
plow with her wand, and It again be­ stipntion and liver trouble,” wrote
say that of every two persons you
Net a Chanesl
PPOPXIETOK
met In all your life you have forgot teu
A man told another man a few days came a tiling of wood and Iron. Then A. K. Smith, a war veteran at Erie,
l*n.,
"but
Dr.
King's
New
Life
one. The chances are that the uuin- ago how he had been buttoning bls she flew- sway, and the Farmer rc-sum
Pilla fixed 1 i me nil right. They're
Iwr of i—iple you kuow by name Is wife's rtreas for five years aud Dually, cd Ills Toll.
Try them for any
After all. are there not some folk ■imply great,
nearer LlkXl than It Is 2.<KM>
lu order to even the account, he laid
aromuch, I'
liver or kidney troMtilc.
Of course a preacher with a thou­ a shirt made to order with sixty tlv» who woukl die of thirst adrift on a Only 25c. at Charles I. Clough.
river? — Clifton B. Dowd In Lippin­
sand members In hl* ehurvli Is expect­ buttons down the back.
ed to know them all by name. Hut
•TIM you make her button It?” cott’s.
Medicines that aid nature are
all the same you will Hud him saying eagerly Inquired tlm secourt party.
Boiler Work, Logger's Work and Heavy Forging
always moat effectual.
_______ Chamlier-
A Dual In Undrsas.
to tils w ife
with a glad smile.
Inin's Cough Remedy nets on this
Fino Machine Work a Specialty.
Dueling. though not dead, was dy­ plan. It allay« the cough, relieves
I
"My dear, who was that young lady
“I triad to snd fell down like slip­
-J
who s|aike to us Just know?"
ping on a banana skin,” replied the ing out eveu lu Roger»' time aud was lhe lungs, ojienM the secretions and
It Is imsluess, too, for a merchant to llrst |>arty. "Bhs promptly told me Io Uot taken very seriously. The poet's aids nature in restoring the system
remember nil of bls thousand custom
button the top button aud let the oth­ biographer tells the quaint story of to a healthy condition. Thousands
era. but very few uiervhanta are aide to ers alkie, explaining that they would how Mr. Humphrey Howarth, a sur­ have testified to its superior excel-
do It. Feasibly some of the |H>litlclsus not show when I had put on my coat" geon. when called out made hl* ap­ ence. Sold byi-atnar's Drugstore.
pearance In the field stark naked. Tlie
and public lecturer» may know a con
—«'Iik ago Tribune.
Solves a Deep Mystery.
astonished challenger asked him what
pie of thousand persona by name, but
"I want to thank you from the
be meant. "1 know," said Howarth,
very few other persona kuow that
Mshsmst's Parliament
bottom of my heart,” wrote C. B.
many.
When Disraeli was In Egypt the "that If any part of the clothing is Ruder, of Lewisburw, W. Va., “ for
If this estimate ■cenni too low It la story la told In Mr. Mouy|iekiny*a bl- carried Into the body by a gunshot the wonderful double benefit I got
IN THE WETTEST WEATHER*
easily disproved All you have to do ography-be met Mebemet All. who wound festering ensues, and therefore from Klectric Bitters, in curing me
NOTHIN« EQUALS
The
boy
or
girl
with
any
Is to take i-euvll aud |m|wr aud ia-gln desired to Introduce |iarllaiuentary lu- I have met you thus." Ills antagonist of both a severe case of stomach
defect
of
vision
is
greatly
putting dowu the nntuea of your SC- stltutlons Into his cuuutry. **| will declared that lighting a man In purls trouble and of rheutnntistn. from
handicapped in the pursuit
qualutames
Start with your owu have a |«rllameut." he said, “aud I uaturallbua would be quite ridiculous, which I had been an almost help,
of knowledge in the school
It
family aud thru put down your cousins will have as mauy parllaiueuts as th« ami accordingly they parted without less sufferer for ten years.
room. If your boy or girl
suited my case as though made
and your aecoud cousins and your king of England kliuaelf* Bo saying, further discussion.
does not show a high per
¡ust for me.” For dyspepsia, indi­
WATERPROOF
wire's relations Then put dowu th« his highness produced two lists of
centage of average in the
gestion. jaundice and to rid the
OILED
names of the people you know In the nauiM
school report the probabili­
Dsfinita
system of kidney poisons that
••».», hero," bs said
"Here
town you us.-d to live lu and the p«o-
ties are that there is some­
"Madam"—« census taker waa speak­ cause rheumatism. Klectric Bitters
ar» uiy psrilaiueuta But I bars mads
fle you know socially. Follow that up
thing the matter with the
THEY UXX Will- V. tAR WELL
Try them. Kvery
I up my U1I1H1. to prevent inconvsuleuea. ing to b«r who answered h‘s knock- has no equal.
with the peoph, you know In tmalnssa, to »lect them myaetf."
eyes. To find out costs you
AND WILL NOT LIAK
"bow many children orar six and un­ bottle is guaranteed to satisfy.
nothing if you will bring
then —
der twenty oue yaara of age bar* Only !kk?. at Charles I. Clough.
KWC
(W> -♦392 _*3i?
them to me for examina-
But you can't dispute these ligures
mr
SUITS »3«
•• Fanny sf Him.
tion.
It doesn’t
pay
to
It la too much trouble to think of all
Death in Roaring Fire
*» nrew<
“I-etnme see." she reflected; "lemme
Mtw faseutaw Here's the man com«
guess about the eyesight
cmuss net
toe people you know. You’ll nevsr do It.
Waal. air. tbar be two over sii May not result from work of Bre­
of your child—it is better
to fix our clock. do upstairs and get see
AJ.Towrs
Co. aoa-roM.usjx.
— New York World.
inig». but often severe burns are
to see that the eyes are
re G wadiam Co. taarts - tooomto cam ,
It for him. won t you? Mr. Laaeubsw- M* two under tw»uty-on»."-Ev«ry- caused that make a quick need for
right.
If
glasses
are
needed
ft l«u t upatalra. la It? Mr* ! aten- body»
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the quick­
I am prepared to furnish
Iwe Ortainly
Where did you think
est, surest cure for bums, wounds,
the exact thing that will
Prepe«<t.ef>a
H waa? Mr Iauwabe«—I thought It
bruises, boils, sores.
It subdues
meet the needs of the case.
ewrvapondeut of th« New Tart inflammation.
It kills pain.
It
I mk I run down.-Catholic Standard and
Remember that they are
Administrator's Notice.
soothes
»nd
heals.
Drives
off
skin
overboard
tbs
fol
low
tag
•V«
guaranteed for one year,
erupt.ims. ulsers or piles. Only
and I am here to make
¿Sc. st Chas. 1. Clough.
them good, • • Traveling fa-
a**
kirs are not. I»
thia
lb> you know that fully nine out
of every ten cases ol rtieuinatiam
nrv simply rheumatism of the
muscles due to cold or damp, or
chronic .heumatiam. and require
no internal treatment whatever?
KYK SPKCIALIST.
I>e»tlsy bears us to o«r lot. sad d«a-
¡Apply
Chamberlain's
Unimeut
I heal) snd see how
it
. <*->? Is perhaps oar own wtu Dto
TIIJ.AMOOK . OR KOON.
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