TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. DECEMBER 29
Lunch Room Repartaa.
Tha Ancient Ute of a Kiss.
Wild Geese.
The young man with the iron cheek
A Ilomau woman in the ancient time
Lf a Dock of migrating
entered
the
quick
lunch
room
and
seat
was not allowed to drink wine except
Erne tired sooner than
ed himself at the third table.
it v ere simple raisin wine, and bow-
L frequently relieved by
“Belinda.” be called familiarly, “you •ver she might relish strong drinks
i .ook fresh this morning.”
ate could not Indulge even by stealth
j “Not half as fresh as some others."
—first, because she was never intrust
kt. Helena.
retorted the pretty waitress, with au ed with the key of the wine cellar
pa great place for cates elevation of her nose.
L logically »¡»eakiug. the ! “Well, well! Have you calf brains?” and. second, because she was obliged
dally to greet with a kiss nil Iler own
Ely If not wholly vol-
I “lf I did you wouldn't order them,
as well ns her husband's male repre-
Lt of extinct craters are
for
you
have
uu
oversupply
now.
”
Le of the pinuacles liuve
sentatives. donn even to second cous
"My. but you ure getting good for the ins. and as she kuew not «hen or
wiu h as Lot's Wife, tha natinee! With the high price of meats
be. the Asses' Ears and eggs come in bandy these days, don't where she might meet them she was
forced to be wary and abstain alto
they?”
gether. for bad she tasted but a drop
“No; they come In crates.”
the smell would have betrayed her.
Cardamoms.
“Wow! Did you ever bear the story
So strict were the old Ruma us in this
Led of Liberian gorillas
of the lucubator chick? It's not out
respect that a certain Ignatius Mer-
[the cardamoms, or mala-
yet.”
I curius is said to have slain his wife
I plant. The keruel is
“That will do. sonny, Did you ever
must aromatic and spicy hear the story of the cold porridge? because be caught her at the wine
cask—a punishment which was not
Well, it's on you!”
; deemed excessive by Romulus. who all
There was an unexpected tilting of
j solved the husband ot the crime of
ICold Pens.
a dish, aud the young man with the
[old pens made in this iron cheek was showered with oat ' murder. Another Romau lady who un
Paint, Varnish,
Window
der the pretense of taking a little wine
I all manufactured by meal.—Boston Post.
for her stomach's sake aud frequent
Id being cut from strips
infirmities indulged somewhat too free
| by scissors and every
Consolation.
Lrution being performed
ly was mulcted to the full amount of
A little girl of thirteen or so found her dowry.
kse handmade gold pens
herself one day possessed of a new
|o J2O and were far Infe- emotion—a desire to be pretty. She
Among the Honors.
■aihiue made article of struggled with if. but finully went to
for
Great
Saw
One of-the last times that Bishop
ly.
the long mirror iu the hall and for the
Burgess of Long lslnnd dined out was
first time iu her life looked at herself
at the Press club, where the waiters
's National Hymn,
critically from bead to foot. She saw
law uf Mexico the na- what most girls see at thirteen—a are all negroes. The head waiter bowed
Most
Merchants
Tillamook
lay be played only on oc- lanky creature, mostly legs and arms, Bishop Burgess and Ills host profusely
| the chief executive of hands aud feet. It hurt her. aud she to their places. "This way, adm'ral."
the governor of a state went out of doors to think It over. said be. “Tek this table. You get a
Thought resulted in tears, aud lu tears bettah view of the harbor heah. ad
she was found half an hour later by m'ral.”
tile Manchuria,
“I am not au admiral.” said Bishop
her particular chum, a boy near her
barren land in Manchtt-
own age. Anxious inquiry as to why Burgess, smiling.
■very acre is cultivated.
"My mlstek. sub.” said the bead
she was crying induced her to speak.
“Oil. Harold." she walled. “I've Just waiter. “Ah mout er known all the
lie Polar Dear.
time I was or talkin' to a military
k arctic night approaches looked at myself lu the glass, aud I'm man. You like dis table, colonel?"
so homely!”
it repairs to the foot of a
"I am not a colonel." said Bishop
The lioy was puzzled, but sympa
| other similarly exposed
thetic, and made an effort at consola Burgess, smiling more broadly. “I am
lows the snow to cover
tion. He looked at her a minute, then a bishop."
"To be sbuab. suh." said the bead
awkwardly patted her. saying sooth
waiter. "To-o be sliuah! Ve’y sorry
ingly :
Ig Norv.egian Custom.
“Not homely. Alice: Just funny look for mah inistek. suh. I got dem titles
Lug state balls In Norway
of adm’ral and colonel wrong, suh, but
In doubt as to whether or ing.”—New York Times.
Ah was all right on de main issue. Ah
rn can be counted on for
knowed soon as Ah saw you dat you
Doesn’t Know her Age.
» custom <>f the court de-
There is a glaring phase of unfair was one of de face cards of your pro
pse women who intend to
wear white, while those ness in the |>osition of the two sexes, fession. suh."—Cincinnati Times-Star.
I" trip the light fantastic despite all our struggles for the suf
Purely Hypothetical.
frage. A woman still dreads to tell
gir in black.
“Uncle Henry, I want to ask your
her age. no matter how youthful she
mav look, while as long as a man advice.”
tapes In Persia.
"Well?”
leva rd is ts preserve grapes looks youthful he is generally willing
“But you mustn’t mention it to a liv
fee or four mouths after to admit and even to boast of how
lovering the bunches with many milestones be has passed. There ing soul. Suppose you were a young
is at least one father who understood girl of my age and three men had pro
this problem In time and who gave posed to you. oue of them a young
his daughter a fair chance in life by preacher, fine looking and well edu
I The Camel.
I camel travels two miles never letting her know how old she cated. the second one a handsome
bn long trliis across the was. He realized at her birth that a young man in business, swell dresser
ie miles a day is an aver- time would come when she would not and thinking the world of you, and the
Khough swift messengers, want to tell her age, and he spared her thltd a rich foreigner with n distin
bunted dromedary posts the humiliation of having to prevari guished air about him and well spoken
cate. so she was never told either her of by everybody. Which of the three
1 to Mossoul and Damas
brty. fifty and even more age or the place where she was born, do you think would make the best hus
and there were no birth records pre band?”
retch.
served !n the family.—New York
“Why, Annabel, child, consult your
World.
own heart.
Which of the three do
Plant Growth.
you love best?”
le their most rapid growth
Tearing a Proverb to Tatters.
“Mercy, Uncle Henry! Nobody's pro
Sd G in the morning.
One of our correspondents, to whom posed to me yet. I’m only trying to
s<> far as we can remember we never get pointers, so I’ll know the right
It Historic Spot.
■ground used as Prospect did any Injury, sends us the following: man when he comes along.”—Chicago
Carlyle said that genius is ail in Tribune.
bklvn many American and
I ts were killed iu the his- finite capacity for taking pains. We
Th« Preoaration of Parchment.
Lf Long Island when Wasb- venture to think this definition appro
Parchment Is the ..kin of sceep or
I the American army by a priate to n clerk.
But in a doctor geulus is au Infl other animals prepared in sheets to
I retreat.
Four hundred
render them fit for being written upon.
Bops alone were killed iu nite capacity for slaking pains.
In a commercial traveler, for taking The heavier parchment, used for drum
bile guarding the rear of
trains.
beads. Is made from the skins of ass
ig army.
Iu a literary man. for raking brains. es. older calves, wolves and goats. All
In a sanitary engineer, for making these are similarly prepared.
The
I City of Padlocks.
drains.
skin, being freed from the hair, is
■Iberia. Is a city of pad
And in a Don Juan, forsaking placed in a lime pit to cleanse It from
re are as many us Hire«
for backache, rheumatism, kidney or bladder trouble, and urinary irregularities.
Janes.
fat. The pelt is then stretched upon
D some shop doors, mill
Oscar Wilde's emendation of the a frame, care lielng taken that the sur
Folcy
’a Kidney Pills purify the blood, restore lost vitality and vigor. Refuse substitute*.
I Story shutter bears from
proverb was at once briefer and more face is free from wrinkles. The flesh is
Sold by Chas. I. Clough.
obvious, “Genius." he said, “is an in- pared off with a circular knife, after
finite Incapacity for taking pains.”— which it is moistened, and whiting
Id Mexican Beliefs.
Ends Winter» Trouble».
spread over it. Then the workman,
¡Mexican tribes believe that London News.
with a large pumice stone, ruin the
To many, winter is a season of
I curried to tile moou by a
The frost bitten toes and
skin. He next goes over It with an trouble.
Shopping Troubles.
monkey faced owl; that
“Tomorrow Is my wife’s birthday, Iron Instrument end rubs It carefully fingers, chapped hands and lips,
ng there It is met by its
chilblains, cold sores, red and rough
of ancestors, who come and I want to buy a proaeut that will with pumice stone without chalk. Fi skins, prove this.
But such trou
tickle
her."
nally
the
skin
is
gradually
dried,
tight
' train of white donkeys;
bles fly before
Buklen’s Arnica
"We
have
a
nice
ening
beiug
occasionally
required
line
of
feather
Irlt Is then esi-orttd to a
Salve.
A trial convinces.
Great
in the center of the moon, boas."
est healer of Burns, Boils, Piles,
“
No,
XPORT BEER
no. I mean something
_ that
Cuts, Sores, Eczema ami Sprains.
signs supreme.
A Fast Express.
would make a hit with her."
The slow train is still the target for Only 22c. at Chas. I. Clough s.
KAISER BLUME
‘Anything In hammers?”
the shafts of the humorist. Recently
Sun's Temperature,
"Y ou misunderstand. I want some an EngHab wag sent the following let
ternis rature lias lieen iate-
”1 had been troubled with consti
Unsurpassed. Non Intoxicating
I at .>.373. 5.MIJO and 5.4:» thing striking that’’—
ter to the editor of bts local paper; pation for twoteara and tried all of
“Ah. you wish a clock."
“Sir. Is there no way to put a stop to the best physicians in Bristol, Tenn.,
MiHocbaa. a French as
’That'» nil."-Cleveland Plain Deal- begging along the line of the railway? and they could do nothing for me,”
MALT TEA
•s compared the thermal
For instance, yesterday an aged me:: writes Thos. E. Williams, Middle
results «Ith those of an er.
dk-ant with a wooden leg kept pace boro, Ky. ’’Two packages of Cham
■ee of known teuiperture.
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
PtrmanMt.
with the afternoon express all the way lets cured me.” For sale by Lamar's
“
Mr.
Smith."
»poke
up
the
young
I Christmas Pis.
from Blankton to 8 pace ley and an
a re preventa noyed the passengers exceedingly, go Drug Store.
ry feature of a Christmas lawyer. “1 come here
tive
of
your
neighbor.
Tom
Jone»,
with
England was an Im me ime
log from one open window to another
When yon feet ure wet »nd cold,
kind. * it was usually colu- the comrnl Aou to collect a debt due with his importuneate solfc-itslioo».’’
and your laxly chilled through »ml
i and fleah and fowl. We him."
through from eiisMUrr, take » big
BOTTLKD HI THE
“I congratulate yoa." answered Mr.
dose of Ch»rnlx-rl»in’» Cough Reni
the reign of llenry
Prines Henry, the Navigator.
edy, Imtlie your feet in hot water
Glotn-ester was once Smith, "on obtaining so permanent a
The kingdom of Portugal counted In before going to lied, and you are
monarch to procure Job at aueb an early stage in your its royal bouse one of the men who almoHt certain to ward off a severe
■on. t< n peseoeks «nd ten career.”—Succere Magasine
hold first rank in scientific attain cold.
For »»le by launar*» Drug
Christmas pies.
ment and practical application. He Store.
Hardly.
"was the sou of John I. of Portugal
•f England He tea.
A Sunday school teacher, after read and Queen Phll ppn (who was an Eng
Banka On Bure Thins Now
ing
the
story
of
Ananias
and
Sap
Lnglan«! may i-wu>*
lish prlncesai; be spent his life io
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I
’ll never be without Dr. King's
sod» Hater». Siplhoii», lUrfleit Minerai
’Vernmeut aerarttiea to phire to the Juvenile claas. asked. sending oat ships on royagss of dis New Life Pill» »gom,*’ writrs A.
Bout IBlAOOiUMn. and “Now. children. why doesn't the Lord covery. and it was through this Prince Srhinge« k. OI7 ElmJM.. Buffalo. N.Y.
W tuna be covered by strike everybody dead who tells a UeF' Henry, called the Navigator." tha: “They cured me of chrome consti
► Issue ba» varied lit
“'Caoee." answered a bright little Columbus got bls Ides of seeking fur pation when »11 el»* failed-
• "•
i the present tin».’.
equaled for Biliousnesn. Jaundice,
fellow, "there wouldn't he anybody a new laud serosa the sea
indigestion. Headache. Chill», Ma
left hardly."—Chicago News.
laria and Debility.
at ( lisa. I
Clough’».
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For »» ye»rd J. F Hoyer, offer
tile. Mo.. needed help andi ooldn't
find it
That'* why he wants to help
someone now
Suffering so long
himself he feel» for »IldiMrrs» from
Bnrhache. Nervmiene»» Lone of I
Appetite. Iu»esttude and Kidney
disorder»
He «hows that hlertrrr
Hitters work wonders for surh trou
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"Five hottie».'' he writes
wftollycurerl me and now 1 am well
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