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It ’••be »kin ooft »nd velvet«-. **n.* •’’« Lace Cures sore ■ r'Wd xare*. cnacked lij*. chai - hanq. Heat f.w burns, scalds. ' rut* hriaaaws and pales •• t-kaaa. I. ciourla *. Mr. Otto Paul. Milwaukee. Wia.. euye Foley’s Honey and Tar is Mill more than the beet. He writes us. "All those that bought it think it *« *)** limt foe coughs and loltis they ever had and t think it is atill more than the heat. One Iroby had a bad cold and it ettmd him tn one day. P lense accept thank». Sold by C. I. Clough. Nowadays Chemical Baths, Splitting and Abrasion Take the Place of the Older and Cruder Plugging—Brand ing the Lightweight Money. When Papa Waa Getting Raady to At- tend a Banquet. l’apa was going to a banquet. It was unusual for him to attend ban quets so unusual, lu fact, that tbe children had boasted of It for a week to all who would bear. Naw It was the night of the ban quet. and papa was getting ready, and the once quiet and orderly bouse was much upset. "Uuu on out." said mamma, "and don’t bother your father while he's dress ing.’’ Papa was shaving and at the same time committing a speech to memory in case he should be called upon for something Impromptu. The tiny trickles of blood dowu bls chin showed where the s|>eech was getting tbe lietter part of his atten tion. On the bed lay a clean white shirt, and a< ross a < hair bung papa's dress clothes. lie hadn't worn the dress cloth’s for two years and was considerably stouter now. After awhile the children, crouch Ing Interestedly at the door, heard en tertaining things. “Confound the shirt!" howled papa. "I know I washed my hands, but tbe neckband's all dirty." Mamma’s voice scotched him. I Through tbe keyhole the children saw papa struggle Into his coat. The stiff shirt rose almost to his ears, and a high collar nearly sawed them off “Doggone it!" walled papa “The sleeves of this coat are a mile too short." Then his shoes hurt him: he couldn't get his tie fixed right; his handker chief was hopelessly massing, and final ly he stood miserably in the middle of the floor. His face was red, the perspiration poured down his nose, his thin hair stood up, and he was about the most uncomfortable looking person tbe chil dren fjad ever seen. "Now, then," said mamma, with a sigh, "you're fixed. You have no idea, dear, how nice you look." “Oh, yes," papa snarled, “I look nice. I don't think." Then he found his hat and a light coat and stalked stiffly and uncomfortably out. The children, hid ing behind the stair railing, saw him depart. “Gee," said the little boy, "when I get big I won't go to any dinners. They can bring mine.” “You'll have to," said bls sister wise ly. “Men always have to go to din ners. But they dress up funny, don't they?”—Galveston News. DEMON SHIPS. A drill’d or “plugged" coin has be come something of a curiosity. Every one rememtiei?« the tucouvenleuce of these mutilated coins, it was a mat ter of daily occurreuce to Hud one self in iMmsesslou of a silver, gold ot even nickel coin defaced ill this way Sometimes the bole was filled with some baser metal: often It was left open. This system of mutilating «-«ins hud the advantage, however, of lining perfectly obvioys. aud uo careful per son need be deceived. Nowadays the work of defacing coins Is reduced to a fine art. The old. crude method of plugging tbe coins will not suffice, since the general public aud the government are far more Intoler ant of the practice than ever before If- the precious metal is to lie robbed from the coins It must Is- done so cleverly that even tbe expert will I m - deceived. It no longer pays to muti late nk-kel or-even silver coins, so. ex eept tu excfg’tlomil cases, it Is only tbe gold coins which are mutilated Ttjls practice, commonly known as "sweating." requires considerable skill, and the Ingenuity displayed is often amazing. The “sweating" must be done tn such a way that the coin will appear jierfect. even to the closest observer The,federal government will not |<er- wit any gold colu to circulate the weight of which is la-low the |«>lnt of legul tolerance, which is fixed at one- half of 1 per cent. If a coin Is found to I m - lighter than- this It Is stamped with a large L. to Indicate Its light new*, and Is -returned to the bank or the Individual who last handled It Tbe only redress of the owner 1» tn have the coins sent to Waalilngtoti tn I m - remlnted. The owner must Mtand the loss in weight. wl>icl> is often con sMernhle. In cases where the coin has la-en “sweated" an investigation may foltbw.- wltli criminal prose ntlon One of tbe most Insidious nie'laHls of • sweating" and perbapa the most d til cult of .-ill to detect Is the electroplul ALLIGATORS’ NESTS. Ing method. The gold coin» are placed In a chemical bath, and part of the They Resemble Haystacks anU Ar* Natural Incubators. gold is detac hed by electrklty un<) de IMMcited on Home other object. In this "An alligators’ nest Is an interesting way the gold is removed with perfect thing,” said Alligator Joe. "Wild alli evenness from all parts of the colu gators build tbeir nests on the bank of Tbe letters and general design or the a river or in marshy places. They are milling may" be slightly dulled In the made of mud, saw grass and leave» priH-cHs. but ouly as it might be from and mold. They are sort of natural general wear and tear. Tbe lightness Incubators, for the eggs, which are of the coin will be detec ted by the laid from thirty five to eighty In » scales at the treasury, but lu tile mean nest at one time, are hatched out by time such a coin may pass from band tbe steam which comes up through the to band for a long time without arous mud as much as by tbe sun. Around ing HUspicion. it be obviously exc-eej tbe nest a pile of grass Is laid, some times as high ss six feet, aud from a lugly difficult to trace tbe offender. Another ba filing method I m I o spilt distance resembles a stack of hay the coin and remove tbe gold from The mother gator has her deu near the Inner aurfuce Tbe bole Is then by. She makes It by burrowing into tilled up with some lamer metal, a.- a bank of soft mud. and sometime. It that tbe weight will lie the same, and la seventy feet or more Inland. The tbe two sides ure tbeu welded together only way to get her out of s den like It la possible to take a dollar s worth of that Is to take a long steel rod and gold or more in tills way from n tweuty thrust It down the tunnel, which Is al dollar gold piece, if tbe work I* skill ways slanting. When the gator feel" I fully done It Is Impossible to detect the prodding she will come out to sec such a coin by Its welgbl.und tbe ouly what the trouble Is. “It takes alligator eggs two months clew will be lu some flaw in the mill Stylss In Teeth. ing. Naturally It takes a tra iled, ex- and six days to hatch. Wheu tbe little Pearly teeth are not the fashion perieuc-ed rye to pick out such a coin. ones come out tbe mother calls them everywhere One flrm of art I dels I Meuuwbile tbe gold piece ba« prob together by a noise which is something teeth munofacturere Imre to knap In ably circulated for days or even between a cluck and a grunt, and they stock molars of every shade of color mouths, aud It la exceedlugly diffic ult all scramble down from tbe nest to b-r from white to black There is a den. If It la on tbe edge of a river to trace tbe offender. steady demand for black teeth for tbe den Is filled with minnows As the One of tbe commonest methods of Rlam. Java. Batavia and Burma "sweating” is to shake up a iiumtM-r of mother enters the den abe awlahea her where the natives chew the twtel nut gold coins In a ehautula bag and pre tail around with terrific force, killing which blackens tbe teeth For I’erals serve tbe dust and micrcMKopleal parti tbe smallest fiah. and when they float the teeth must be absolutely ntlllt cles which have been looaenrd. Tbe tbe little alligators nab them up “A mother alligator will sometimes white Recently an order was received bag Is first moistened, no tbst the got.I have four or five dens, and she lakes from Bhavnagar. In India, for some will adhere to it. aud is afterward bright red and blue artificial teeth her brood from one to another, repeal burned aud tbe gold assayed. 1 be Smokera ’ teeth are regularly supplied bruises or dents ou tbe coins will ap Ing the awisblng process In each one In dentists in shades to match tboee pear to bare beeu made In the ordi until tbe young ones hare bad a full which have been discolored by n teo- nary handling. The profit from this meal "—Harriet Quimby In Laalia'e. Hue Argonaut treatment is small, but many people Tom ’ e Memory. seem to find profit In It. Tbe question A Fish Out Water "Before I went away I told Tom just arises If tbe ingenuity end labor thus i Many people think that fiah fi»h when expended would not bring a larger re what I wanted him to do atemt the taken out of the water die be- aua* air turn If devoted to some legitimate house from day to day. and to make It bna a fatal effect on them Tbe real doubly sure I talked my orders into work. reason however, b that their delicate Tbe men who handle tbe gold be our phonograph so he could play the gill filaments or membranes become record each night and eo remember ” come marvelously expert lu detect lug dry and stick together, so that no air "And did he then forgery tbe "sweated" coins, lu baudliug mil can pass la-tween them Thue they "I found everyth lug In the bouse Mons of dollars' worth ot gold a de lose tbe power to Itnblbe necsasary about ruined He said be couldn ’ t bear faced colu will rarely get past them oxygen, and the circulation of their to play the phonograph In my »beence; The coins are spread out In trays be blood stops Tbe painful gasping of a fore them aud turned over aud tbe It reminded him so of me and mad- fish out of water is nature s effort light coins picked out A slight flaw Mm lonely ’’—Boston Herald free ’be passage through the fila- la tbe milling, a dulled appesrsuce of manto. No« So Far Wrong. tbe lettering or a susplcloua nick ou "Have yoa written all the invltatlona tbe surface will be quickly Ideutifled Pillows Foe Insomnia. Ill deci i rd great tmneflt As a flual test tbe scales, which will to my party, mamma?” queried little George ____ weigh s abide hair, are rnorted to. ■va from th* hop pillow i re»- rtls-d for him "Yet. deer.” answered her mor her and if tbe slightest discrepancy cao by Dr Willie after o’ber eedatlves and be found every coin Is exsiutn-d s<-|>" •They are all written and mailed ” drug« bad failed, end a similar remedy • And how soon Will the acerptions was eminently eucveeeful In IATI with rateiy until tbe faulty one has beeu discovered —New York Times and deceptions begin io come I b T- hla late majesty Kina Edward III., then Prince of Wale, who was suffer Chicago News lag from typhoid fever txmdon Tele Blurring the Biscuit. Thanks fee de biscuit, mum." re graph _______________ de tee marked Dusty Kbodes. but you mis R.gM on the Jeb. take roe errand la du community ” A puptl Enti been naughty all Bay. "Whet gye roeunr and tbe teacher sent him a ante or ■’I’m studving social condition». not dering him to stay after school Tbe geokwy Httabaarg Poet boy wrote an answer on bls elate say ing "Itere Tearher Except ’be -mer Another Oifforeneo "I don’t see any differ“»- o ie«»m with pleasure Always keep mt en Will he you »nd • ’rslned ouroe ex- <T< »b* gagemen’s with tbs ladies at ’be I ria’I ng place at * p « ”■ Argo «nlforin mid brr »H bu.l-ml Aod «ftUry.” «bft addftd tbi/ogwL MUt fully - Hirper*« Baiftf HerkIsos hast. »• »h* <>'•*' r ** H •naw- T. BOTT*, V mm I. That Sa.mad to Bo Moved by A ttorn KY-Ar- L aw th. Spirit of Dostructiou. There Is an eld Cornish legend of a Complete set of Abstract Book« phantom ship which Is sceu in or off in office. Taxes paid for non Portheurno harbor and which, unlike most ghosts, has a terrifying habit Reside tits. of pursuing any vessel wbkh It sights. Office opposite Post Office. If it catches Its victim there Is a collision, but no rar of lnnisplng Roth phone«. water At the moment of contact the ghost ship vanishes into ihln air. and the puzzled crew of the other vessel arl haberlach tub their eyes tn terrifled amazement. To any one who knows the legend the vessel that »aw the phautom ship ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Is. however, doomed. Before the next New Yenr’a day she will |>e sunk iu 5>riitecltcv jkbvokat, collision with another vessel or a rock. One wonders whether the original of OAav across ihr street and north lr»m i this phantom nt all resembled thnt the Post Ufhee notable and appropriately nam’d yacht Satanita. The Satanita was a fine and rery powerful cutter, whic h originally Ç'EORGE WILLETT, belonged to Mr. C. D. Clarke and after ward to Sir Maurice Fitagvrald. A tt irnky - at -L aw . The Satanita was a hard weather craft, but let the breeze be the least Next to Tillamook County heavier tlrnu she liked and she would Bank, be seized with wbnt seemed more like demoniacal possession than anything T illamook - O regon . else, an.l even with four men hanging on her helm she would sometimes take charge ..nd rush right up Into the A H. GOYNE, wind. a She was the cause of several serious A ttorney - at L aw . accidents, the worst of which hap pened at the Mudhook club’s regatta in ISM. On that occasion she was be Office : Opposite Court House, having in the most perfect fashion when T illamook , O regon . suddenly and wl.hout the slightest warning she flung all control, and. Just ns a race horse will some; lines "savage’’ an opiament, she dashed in a mad T. ROALS, M l)., furv at Valkyrie II. and snnk her like a stone. Well wns tbe Sataulta called PHYSICIAN * SURGEON, the "dem< n" yacht. Rut It It not only sailing ships that TILLAMOOK. act at times In a strange and unac Office Uhon Building countable fashion. Some years ago the British warships Pique, Mutine. Ro Residence ; Mrs. W’eiw’ house, »vest of sario and Britomart eutered Ktukli’ng Mrs Walker’s harbor and dropped anchor In single (lie. Presently a steamer which had M- KERRON, been discharging her cargo unan Ì choied and began to steam out. She was Just abreast of the war ships when she suddenly made PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, straight for the Pique; The war- C oncrete B uilding . ship’s officers and men snw the man at the steamer's wheel doing all he Oregon. Tillamcok, knew to keep her off. but she flatly refused to answer her helm and went crashing Into the l’lque. smashing R. I. M. SMITH. boats mid davits After clearing her she went for Mutine. but luckily did not strike PHYSICIAN A 8URGBUN, full. However, she carried the Mu Office over J A \ Vo. tine's bowsprit clear away Not yet satisfied, she made a rush nt the Ro TIII miiioo I i . Ur»*. sario. but by superhuman efforts on both ships the mad steamer was pre vented from doing more than graze C. I1AWK, the third warship. Something of the «ime kind wae seen In the Thames a few years ago when the British steamship Poplar, PHYSICIAN A SURGEON. turning Io enter her dock, was struck mid < ill down to the waler line by tbe French vessel Cordlljeraa She nt BAY CITY, OREGON. on* e begnn to All. and the captain or dered full speed ahead for the purposs R. BEALS, of benching her Instead of making for the beach the Poplar made a sudden rush In a great circle out Into the river, smashing Into HEAL ESTATE, everything she came acrons Then, «« ■he F inancial A uknt , If filled with n spirit of revenge, made for the vessel whlcn had eo ter- Tillamook, Oregon. rlbly damaged her The Cordilleras tried in vain to get out of the way. but tbe Poplar smash R. I’. J. SHARP, e<l Into her. damaging her so severely that she, too. hod to be beached — Pearson’s Weekly. C , RESIDENT DEJTIST, Office actuit the atreet iron- th« Court House. Dr. Wise’s office. HA RUHET. I- . The Emhionable Tailor. U.cajiiig, Pressing and Repair ing a Specialty. Stur« in Heim Photographic Gallery. WHITEHOUSE & SON, INSURANCE, FIRE, MARINE. ACCIDENT, BONDS, Etc. T illamook . O regon . Both Phone». S L aw * OrncB Brsia«»« phone A A »FIL I ALT Y ( OWING LAWYERS. OWING A R oom 1Tb WoeteiTls ft« ii.nsn»- T h . ip *■•» »run« Ru»« Mill totlw U ft. <Mftc*. PURI LAN». URE/’ON. RS. ALICIA PHELPS, GRADUATE NURSE. MRS. PAGE’S TILLAMOOK, HOUSE, ORE