TILLAMOOK HE ADLIG tiT,
NOVEMBER 17, 191O
AN ALL AROUND ORDEAL
The Fast Steamer
Gold Pieces Cleverly Robbed of
Their Precious Metal.
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Nowadays Chemical Baths, Splitting
and Abrasion Take the Place of the
Older and Cruder Plugging—Brand
ing the Lightweight Money.
When Papa Waa Getting Raady to At-
tend a Banquet.
l’apa was going to a banquet. It
was unusual for him to attend ban
quets so unusual, lu fact, that tbe
children had boasted of It for a week
to all who would bear.
Naw It was the night of the ban
quet. and papa was getting ready, and
the once quiet and orderly bouse was
much upset.
"Uuu on out." said mamma, "and don’t
bother your father while he's dress
ing.’’ Papa was shaving and at the
same time committing a speech to
memory in case he should be called
upon for something Impromptu.
The tiny trickles of blood dowu bls
chin showed where the s|>eech was
getting tbe lietter part of his atten
tion. On the bed lay a clean white
shirt, and a< ross a < hair bung papa's
dress clothes. lie hadn't worn the
dress cloth’s for two years and was
considerably stouter now.
After awhile the children, crouch
Ing Interestedly at the door, heard en
tertaining things.
“Confound the shirt!" howled papa.
"I know I washed my hands, but tbe
neckband's all dirty." Mamma’s voice
scotched him.
I
Through tbe keyhole the children
saw papa struggle Into his coat. The
stiff shirt rose almost to his ears, and
a high collar nearly sawed them off
“Doggone it!" walled papa
“The
sleeves of this coat are a mile too
short."
Then his shoes hurt him: he couldn't
get his tie fixed right; his handker
chief was hopelessly massing, and final
ly he stood miserably in the middle of
the floor.
His face was red, the perspiration
poured down his nose, his thin hair
stood up, and he was about the most
uncomfortable looking person tbe chil
dren fjad ever seen.
"Now, then," said mamma, with a
sigh, "you're fixed. You have no idea,
dear, how nice you look."
“Oh, yes," papa snarled, “I look nice.
I don't think." Then he found his hat
and a light coat and stalked stiffly and
uncomfortably out. The children, hid
ing behind the stair railing, saw him
depart.
“Gee," said the little boy, "when I
get big I won't go to any dinners.
They can bring mine.”
“You'll have to," said bls sister wise
ly. “Men always have to go to din
ners. But they dress up funny, don't
they?”—Galveston News.
DEMON SHIPS.
A drill’d or “plugged" coin has be
come something of a curiosity. Every
one rememtiei?« the tucouvenleuce of
these mutilated coins, it was a mat
ter of daily occurreuce to Hud one
self in iMmsesslou of a silver, gold ot
even nickel coin defaced ill this way
Sometimes the bole was filled with
some baser metal: often It was left
open. This system of mutilating «-«ins
hud the advantage, however, of lining
perfectly obvioys. aud uo careful per
son need be deceived.
Nowadays the work of defacing coins
Is reduced to a fine art. The old. crude
method of plugging tbe coins will not
suffice, since the general public aud
the government are far more Intoler
ant of the practice than ever before
If- the precious metal is to lie robbed
from the coins It must Is- done so
cleverly that even tbe expert will I m -
deceived. It no longer pays to muti
late nk-kel or-even silver coins, so. ex
eept tu excfg’tlomil cases, it Is only
tbe gold coins which are mutilated
Ttjls practice, commonly known as
"sweating." requires considerable skill,
and the Ingenuity displayed is often
amazing.
The “sweating" must be done tn
such a way that the coin will appear
jierfect. even to the closest observer
The,federal government will not |<er-
wit any gold colu to circulate the
weight of which is la-low the |«>lnt of
legul tolerance, which is fixed at one-
half of 1 per cent. If a coin Is found
to I m - lighter than- this It Is stamped
with a large L. to Indicate Its light
new*, and Is -returned to the bank or
the Individual who last handled It
Tbe only redress of the owner 1» tn
have the coins sent to Waalilngtoti tn
I m - remlnted. The owner must Mtand
the loss in weight. wl>icl> is often con
sMernhle.
In cases where the coin
has la-en “sweated" an investigation
may foltbw.- wltli criminal prose ntlon
One of tbe most Insidious nie'laHls of
• sweating" and perbapa the most d til
cult of .-ill to detect Is the electroplul
ALLIGATORS’ NESTS.
Ing method. The gold coin» are placed
In a chemical bath, and part of the They Resemble Haystacks anU Ar*
Natural Incubators.
gold is detac hed by electrklty un<) de
IMMcited on Home other object. In this
"An alligators’ nest Is an interesting
way the gold is removed with perfect thing,” said Alligator Joe. "Wild alli
evenness from all parts of the colu gators build tbeir nests on the bank of
Tbe letters and general design or the a river or in marshy places. They are
milling may" be slightly dulled In the made of mud, saw grass and leave»
priH-cHs. but ouly as it might be from and mold. They are sort of natural
general wear and tear. Tbe lightness Incubators, for the eggs, which are
of the coin will be detec ted by the laid from thirty five to eighty In »
scales at the treasury, but lu tile mean nest at one time, are hatched out by
time such a coin may pass from band tbe steam which comes up through the
to band for a long time without arous mud as much as by tbe sun. Around
ing HUspicion. it be obviously exc-eej tbe nest a pile of grass Is laid, some
times as high ss six feet, aud from a
lugly difficult to trace tbe offender.
Another ba filing method I m I o spilt distance resembles a stack of hay
the coin and remove tbe gold from The mother gator has her deu near
the Inner aurfuce Tbe bole Is then by. She makes It by burrowing into
tilled up with some lamer metal, a.- a bank of soft mud. and sometime. It
that tbe weight will lie the same, and la seventy feet or more Inland. The
tbe two sides ure tbeu welded together only way to get her out of s den like
It la possible to take a dollar s worth of that Is to take a long steel rod and
gold or more in tills way from n tweuty thrust It down the tunnel, which Is al
dollar gold piece, if tbe work I* skill ways slanting. When the gator feel" I
fully done It Is Impossible to detect the prodding she will come out to sec
such a coin by Its welgbl.und tbe ouly what the trouble Is.
“It takes alligator eggs two months
clew will be lu some flaw in the mill
Stylss In Teeth.
ing. Naturally It takes a tra iled, ex- and six days to hatch. Wheu tbe little
Pearly teeth are not the fashion
perieuc-ed rye to pick out such a coin. ones come out tbe mother calls them everywhere One flrm of art I dels I
Meuuwbile tbe gold piece ba« prob together by a noise which is something teeth munofacturere Imre to knap In
ably circulated for days or even between a cluck and a grunt, and they stock molars of every shade of color
mouths, aud It la exceedlugly diffic ult all scramble down from tbe nest to b-r from white to black
There is a
den. If It la on tbe edge of a river
to trace tbe offender.
steady demand for black teeth for
tbe
den
Is
filled
with
minnows
As
the
One of tbe commonest methods of
Rlam. Java. Batavia and Burma
"sweating” is to shake up a iiumtM-r of mother enters the den abe awlahea her where the natives chew the twtel nut
gold coins In a ehautula bag and pre tail around with terrific force, killing which blackens tbe teeth For I’erals
serve tbe dust and micrcMKopleal parti tbe smallest fiah. and when they float the teeth must be absolutely ntlllt
cles which have been looaenrd. Tbe tbe little alligators nab them up
“A mother alligator will sometimes white Recently an order was received
bag Is first moistened, no tbst the got.I
have
four or five dens, and she lakes from Bhavnagar. In India, for some
will adhere to it. aud is afterward
bright red and blue artificial teeth
her
brood
from one to another, repeal
burned aud tbe gold assayed. 1 be
Smokera
’ teeth are regularly supplied
bruises or dents ou tbe coins will ap Ing the awisblng process In each one In dentists in shades to match tboee
pear to bare beeu made In the ordi until tbe young ones hare bad a full which have been discolored by n teo-
nary handling. The profit from this meal "—Harriet Quimby In Laalia'e.
Hue Argonaut
treatment is small, but many people
Tom
’
e
Memory.
seem to find profit In It. Tbe question
A Fish Out
Water
"Before I went away I told Tom just
arises If tbe ingenuity end labor thus
i Many people think that fiah
fi»h when
expended would not bring a larger re what I wanted him to do atemt the taken out of the water die be- aua* air
turn If devoted to some legitimate house from day to day. and to make It bna a fatal effect on them Tbe real
doubly sure I talked my orders into
work.
reason however, b that their delicate
Tbe men who handle tbe gold be our phonograph so he could play the gill filaments or membranes become
record
each
night
and
eo
remember
”
come marvelously expert lu detect lug
dry and stick together, so that no air
"And did he then forgery
tbe "sweated" coins, lu baudliug mil
can pass la-tween them Thue they
"I found everyth lug In the bouse
Mons of dollars' worth ot gold a de
lose tbe power to Itnblbe necsasary
about
ruined
He
said
be
couldn
’
t
bear
faced colu will rarely get past them
oxygen, and the circulation of their
to
play
the
phonograph
In
my
»beence;
The coins are spread out In trays be
blood stops Tbe painful gasping of a
fore them aud turned over aud tbe It reminded him so of me and mad- fish out of water is nature s effort
light coins picked out A slight flaw Mm lonely ’’—Boston Herald
free ’be passage through the fila-
la tbe milling, a dulled appesrsuce of
manto.
No« So Far Wrong.
tbe lettering or a susplcloua nick ou
"Have yoa written all the invltatlona
tbe surface will be quickly Ideutifled
Pillows Foe Insomnia.
Ill deci i rd great tmneflt
As a flual test tbe scales, which will to my party, mamma?” queried little
George ____
weigh s abide hair, are rnorted to. ■va
from th* hop pillow i re»- rtls-d for him
"Yet. deer.” answered her mor her
and if tbe slightest discrepancy cao
by Dr Willie after o’ber eedatlves and
be found every coin Is exsiutn-d s<-|>" •They are all written and mailed ”
drug« bad failed, end a similar remedy
• And how soon Will the acerptions was eminently eucveeeful In IATI with
rateiy until tbe faulty one has beeu
discovered —New York Times
and deceptions begin io come I b T- hla late majesty Kina Edward III.,
then Prince of Wale, who was suffer
Chicago News
lag from typhoid fever txmdon Tele
Blurring the Biscuit.
Thanks fee de biscuit, mum." re
graph
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de tee
marked Dusty Kbodes. but you mis
R.gM on the Jeb.
take roe errand la du community ”
A puptl Enti been naughty all Bay.
"Whet gye roeunr
and tbe teacher sent him a ante or
■’I’m studving social condition». not
dering him to stay after school Tbe
geokwy
Httabaarg Poet
boy wrote an answer on bls elate say
ing "Itere Tearher Except ’be -mer
Another Oifforeneo
"I don’t see any differ“»- o ie«»m with pleasure Always keep mt en
Will he
you »nd • ’rslned ouroe ex- <T< »b* gagemen’s with tbs ladies
at ’be I ria’I ng place at * p « ”■ Argo
«nlforin mid brr »H bu.l-ml
Aod
«ftUry.” «bft addftd tbi/ogwL MUt
fully - Hirper*« Baiftf
HerkIsos hast. »• »h* <>'•*' r ** H
•naw-
T. BOTT*,
V mm I. That Sa.mad to Bo Moved by
A ttorn KY-Ar- L aw
th. Spirit of Dostructiou.
There Is an eld Cornish legend of a Complete set of Abstract Book«
phantom ship which Is sceu in or off in office. Taxes paid for non
Portheurno harbor and which, unlike
most ghosts, has a terrifying habit
Reside tits.
of pursuing any vessel wbkh It sights.
Office opposite Post Office.
If it catches Its victim there Is a
collision, but no rar of lnnisplng
Roth phone«.
water At the moment of contact the
ghost ship vanishes into ihln air. and
the puzzled crew of the other vessel
arl haberlach
tub their eyes tn terrifled amazement.
To any one who knows the legend
the vessel that »aw the phautom ship
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
Is. however, doomed. Before the next
New Yenr’a day she will |>e sunk iu
5>riitecltcv jkbvokat,
collision with another vessel or a rock.
One wonders whether the original of OAav across ihr street and north lr»m
i
this phantom nt all resembled thnt
the Post Ufhee
notable and appropriately nam’d yacht
Satanita. The Satanita was a fine and
rery powerful cutter, whic h originally Ç'EORGE WILLETT,
belonged to Mr. C. D. Clarke and after
ward to Sir Maurice Fitagvrald.
A tt irnky - at -L aw .
The Satanita was a hard weather
craft, but let the breeze be the least
Next to Tillamook County
heavier tlrnu she liked and she would
Bank,
be seized with wbnt seemed more like
demoniacal possession than anything
T
illamook
-
O regon .
else, an.l even with four men hanging
on her helm she would sometimes take
charge ..nd rush right up Into the
A H. GOYNE,
wind.
a
She was the cause of several serious
A ttorney - at L aw .
accidents, the worst of which hap
pened at the Mudhook club’s regatta
in ISM. On that occasion she was be Office : Opposite Court House,
having in the most perfect fashion when
T illamook , O regon .
suddenly and wl.hout the slightest
warning she flung all control, and. Just
ns a race horse will some; lines "savage’’
an opiament, she dashed in a mad
T. ROALS, M l).,
furv at Valkyrie II. and snnk her like
a stone. Well wns tbe Sataulta called
PHYSICIAN * SURGEON,
the "dem< n" yacht.
Rut It It not only sailing ships that
TILLAMOOK.
act at times In a strange and unac
Office Uhon Building
countable fashion. Some years ago the
British warships Pique, Mutine. Ro Residence ; Mrs. W’eiw’ house, »vest of
sario and Britomart eutered Ktukli’ng
Mrs Walker’s
harbor and dropped anchor In single
(lie. Presently a steamer which had
M- KERRON,
been discharging her cargo unan
Ì
choied and began to steam out.
She was Just abreast of the war
ships when she suddenly made PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
straight for the Pique; The war-
C oncrete B uilding .
ship’s officers and men snw the man
at the steamer's wheel doing all he
Oregon.
Tillamcok,
knew to keep her off. but she flatly
refused to answer her helm and went
crashing Into the l’lque. smashing
R. I. M. SMITH.
boats mid davits
After clearing her she went for
Mutine. but luckily did not strike
PHYSICIAN A 8URGBUN,
full. However, she carried the Mu
Office over J A
\ Vo.
tine's bowsprit clear away Not yet
satisfied, she made a rush nt the Ro
TIII miiioo I i . Ur»*.
sario. but by superhuman efforts on
both ships the mad steamer was pre
vented from doing more than graze
C. I1AWK,
the third warship.
Something of the «ime kind wae
seen In the Thames a few years ago
when the British steamship Poplar, PHYSICIAN A SURGEON.
turning Io enter her dock, was struck
mid < ill down to the waler line by tbe
French vessel Cordlljeraa
She nt
BAY CITY, OREGON.
on* e begnn to All. and the captain or
dered full speed ahead for the purposs
R. BEALS,
of benching her
Instead of making for the beach the
Poplar made a sudden rush In a great
circle out Into the river, smashing Into
HEAL ESTATE,
everything she came acrons Then, ««
■he
F inancial A uknt ,
If filled with n spirit of revenge,
made for the vessel whlcn had eo ter-
Tillamook, Oregon.
rlbly damaged her
The Cordilleras tried in vain to get
out of the way. but tbe Poplar smash
R. I’. J. SHARP,
e<l Into her. damaging her so severely
that she, too. hod to be beached —
Pearson’s Weekly.
C
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RESIDENT
DEJTIST,
Office actuit the atreet iron- th«
Court House.
Dr. Wise’s office.
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MRS.
PAGE’S
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