TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. OCTOBER 24 > .<•» t u * V I Jungle Hou»»k»»ping. Th* negro housewife lu the West Indian juugle flnda housekeeping very easy. Fruit and vegetable» grow wild m H about tbe but and tbe river abounds wltb fish. On wash day all abe ba.« io do 1» to pick ■ few of tbe berries of tbe soap berry tree, take her dollies to the river and use the berries as »tie would use ordinary soap. Even her cooking |>ot» grow on tbe trees, i ha calabash cut In halves tielug used for this purpose. Calabashes are used also for bowls. tsishiH and Jugs for carrying water from the river while tbe small ones make excellent CUJis. In the afternoon, when she Is ready for her cup of tea. tbe Degress pick« half a dozen lee ven from th« lime bush growing at her door, bolls them, aqueewa the Juice from a sugar cane for sweetening and rhe cwoanut «up- plles the milk, Th ua she han n dell- clous cup of tea without de|a>ndliie <>n tbe grocer for It She makes the mata for her floor out of the dried leave« of tbe banana, plaited and sewed togeth er as tbe old country people In t bin country make tbelr rag mats. Not For Himiolf. “It does me good to «ee a pompous man get his," said a stockbroker "I have a friend who Just about lielleves the Lord created the earth In seven days for bls especial beuefll. He has a fine home on Long Island, with it retinue of servants, bnt his wife Is a send Invalid, and It falls to tbe lot of Mr Pompous to execute vHrlon« com missions for her In the city. The other day she asked him to stop al a cloth­ ing store Hnd get a couple of white duck Jackets for tbe butler. I h«(>- peued to be with him when he entered the store. Striding majestically up to a ssllow little salesman, he Haiti, with much impressive dignity ” 'I wish to purebuse a coii(ile of white waiter’« costs' “ ‘Ye«, sir.' said the little salesman •What size do you wear?" "Mr Pompous got red In the face spluttered t«nd gurgled, and then as u fearing to rru»t himself to speech turn ed on hfs heel «nd strode from the place. He left me Ht the next come, «nd has avoided me ever since."—Nev York Sun. An Exp»ri»nc» at Hull Houts. Even dealIi Itself sometimes falls tn bring tbe dignity and serenity which one would fain associate wltb old age. I recall the dylug hour of one old Scotchwoman whose long struggle to "keep respectable" had so embittered her that her last wonts were gllies for thtsw* who were trying to minister to her "Bo you ram» lu yourself thia morning, did you? You only sent things yesterday 1 guess you kuew when the doctor was coming f>t Insensible to pain, which was a sure sign of dealings with the devil. That women were far more likely to dabble in witchcraft than men was conceded. The reason was satisfactorily explained by a famous Herman text book on witches published In the fifteenth century. It was sim­ ply that women were Inherently wick­ ed. whereas men naturally Inclined to goodness. The Coyot». Tbe coyote Is the little brother of the Indian. When the buffalo vanished from the plains the Indian shot bls rifle Into tbe air, wrapped bls blanket closer about him and came Into tbe reservation to grow fat and unpictur- es<|ue under federal auspices. When tbe Jack rabbit aud molly cottontail vaulsh from the plains and foothills the howl of the last coyote will sink Into silence beyond tbe great divide. Until that far day arrives, however, hung tbe bacon high, for while the rab­ bit remains the most skillful four legged forager the world ever knew will bay at the moon by night and Just keep out of rifle range by day. The coyote knows more about traps than n Canadian “voyageur," 1» an expert on strychnine and uever falls for tbe deadfull. He Is rather fond of lambs and calves, but rabbits are tbe oat­ meal of this phantom highlander, and, as "Diamond Field" Jack Davis would say, "where two or three of these are gathered together there you will find the coyote, seeking to stow one of them into his midst’*—Philadelphia Tele­ graph. Fooled the Critics. "Beerbohtu Tree,” said a Philadel­ phia critic, “at tbe beginning of bls ca­ reer undertook tbe part of the blind Colonel Challlce in ‘Alone.’ Tree was a very nervous man lu those days. He was always forgetting tils lines. But as the blind colonel he seemed destined to be fiartlculurly nervous, and there­ fore he arranged with the prompter that on the first night, whenever he forgot a speo h, he should snap his fingers as a signal for help. "The first night came, and Tree for­ got his lines continually. Ills fingers snapped all through the show like an unending package of firecrackers. lie thought bls career was doomed, but the next morning all tbe critics said of him unanimously: " 'Mr. Tree's artistic study of the blind Colonel Chaldee was a revelation. Never liefore have tbe habits and thoughts of the blind been so carefully analyzed and so faithfully [xirtraycd The entire study was [lerfect, even down to the nervous twitching of the fingers aud tbe anxious listening, ns though loss of sight made bearlug all the more dear.’ ” No Wond»r H» Wai Disgusted. It was on the Peary north pole ex­ pedition that an Eskimo came Into possession of a piece of wire. Never having seen wire liefore. he asked Pro­ fessor D. B. McMillan wbat it was for. “White men string it on poles struck Into the ground, and by talkiug Into an Instrument at one end tbe voice can be heard on tbe other,” he was told by Professor McMillan. The next morn­ ing somebody called to Peary and the other memliers of the expedition to come out and watch the Eskimo. He was sticking some forked poles luto the ground and banging bls piece of wire on top of them. He next held one end of the wire to his mouth and talked to It at the top of bls voice. Then he hurried to the other end and held the wire to bls ear. expecting to hear bls own words repeated. When he failed to hear any sound he looked at hla white friends In disgust.—Chi­ cago Tribune. Snails Are Queer Creatures. The snail la found everywhere, over 3.00(1 apetlea being known. Some of the large tropical snails, as bullmas, form neats of leaves, tbelr eggs tielng as large as a pigeon's. The snail is ex­ tremely skillful In mending its shell, and some curious experiments may be made wltb them. Thus 1 have seen a bellx of a yellow species attached to another shell of u reddish hue by cut­ ting off the top whirl of tbe latter, when the snail will proceed to weld the two shells together and occupy both, using tbe addition as a door Hnd possibly wondering at this sudden ex­ tension of Its house. In the winter some of tbe snails hibernate or lie dor­ mant until warm weather. A snail of the Philippine Islands has a faculty of throwing off its tall when seised. This Is also true of a West Indian variety, ateuophus.—London Telegraph. When a Burglar Calls at Night. "If a burglar breaks into your bouse nt night don’t try to corner him,” said an old headquarters policeman. “If the visitor awakens you make noise enough to scare him away, but dou't go after him with a gun. Ten to one he'll 'get' you Ix'fore you can hit him. It's better to lose ii few dollars' worth of goods than your life. I'm giving it to you straight. The average man. waked up In the middle of tbe night, always badly frightened, hasn't a chance against the muu with uerve enough to break Into an occupied house. Every burglur la a potential murderer and will shoot to kill if you try to catch him. And why not? He’s got a big, long term lu prison staring him In the face If lie's nabbed, and he’ll take a chance on murder every A Brougham Pun. time to get away. Id>ave the capture John Brouglium wus celebrated for of such gentry to the 'cope.' They're bls ready wit, aud u story is told of Empo Titl»«. paid to lie shot at; you alu't.”—Kansas him and Pat Hearne, who wus the William Jetinlngs Bryan once Joked City Star. Canfield of bia day. Heanie was a about our American fondness for titles. big man aud addicted to flashy waist "You all know of the colonel," he Th» Normans. coats. In one of Ills parts Brougham ««Id. "who got Ills title by Inheritance, The Normuus were Northmen or, to made up to resemble Hearue and wore having married Colonel Brown's wid­ be more precise, the descendants of ow? But I ouce met a general who got Northmen, who had Issui expelled a particularly loud and gaudy waist­ his title neither by Inheritance, uor by from their native Norway In conse­ coat. Hearne's friends persuaded him aervlce. nor by anything you could quence of an effort on their part to | to go to see tbe play, anticipating considerable amusement at Ills ex- mention. subvert Its Institutions and to make “'General.' I said to him, 'bow its lands hereditary Instead of being penae. As they were coming out of you come by this title •>f youra, any- divisible among till the sons of the ■ the theater he was asked what he thought of Brougham's performance. way r former owner. A baud of expatriated I “'Why. sir.' said he. •1 passed in» outlaws and robbers, they won aud I "Not a bit like me. Why, I wouldn't youth In the flour trade and for twen held the fair province of northern ■ own such a waistcoat.” Brougham, hearing this, said. "I see; he wouldu't ty seven years was a general miller. Frame, which they named Normandy. i "I know another titled man. Judgt after their native land. When they > acknowledge the Pat Hearne-lty eopiea.—New plate U|M>n which the knocker struck Fear. York American. was sometimes called a nail, lu the Fear cause« more disease than do course of years it was struck so often microbe«, more death« than famine. Why She Was Silent. that all life waa aiqqxMed to be more failure« than panics, It eul»on through decomiKWlng she made a vow that If speech were “as dead as a doornail.”—Home Notes. fnod« and Is thus the mother of auto- given her once more »be would uever polsnnlug. which either directly cause« again say anything uuklnd of any­ H»»d»d For th» Whit» Hou»». The small newsboy was leaning up or greatly «Id« In the production uf body Aud thus she was as they fouud quite 90 per cent of all our dlaea«»«. against the wall, sobbing bitterly. her.—Exchange. "Cheer np. my little man," said a 8impliH»d Spelling. passerby. "What's the use of worry­ Th« Soft Quaitian. “Why did you take Elnora away ing? You may be president some day.“ Mrs. Nuwed. Sr. (to son after from school. Aunt Mahaly?*' « i«—rxm't forget, »on. that “e fam- "8-a say," sobbed the Httle fellow, «oft asked her cook one day Aunt Maholy answer turueth away wrath.” "it s sure do I look a« if I wuz h bead Mr sniffed scorofully rd dnt way; somebody's allera a-ruaat- Nuwed. Jr.- Well, I know a soft " Ch use <1» teacher alnt «stlsfactlon tlon of mine brought a lot of que» in' me.''*—Chicago News. It on ary tnh u»e. MU Maliy. Wbat vou me —Smart Set. reckoa she tell »erve that It begins 'Pear George.' a Mrong mluded lady “ I do not know who George is, but my "There you would be wrong. I that? Tattered Tarry-Thirty davs - name, aa you know. 1« Wllllam."-Chi Puck. •bould rather daacrih» b»r a» brtttlo tago Tribune minded " Vain M»th«m»t,c». “Brittle minded r A latent minded Profrosnr - My ____ Witty. "t«S: sb» s inou giving m» pieces of has put oue button too many on tailor my The following epigram was written her udud for years.“ vont. I must cut It off. That'» funny on Dr Isaac I»t»>n>. a once well Nnw there's a buttonhole too many known English physician: i An Easy Arrangement. What'» the uae of arithmetic? - Sourire Who. Mh »n> •»■« and wed foe m» WtfO-Am I. then. o»v»r to have my I purge» blmda and ««rrMa >m way la anythin«?“ Hnshand-Certaln- It after that they clews» to .11» Mostly B»«»y». What's that to m»» I L msorl ly tar Wbeu w» »r» both a«CMd Prosperous Publisher Do you writ» yo» can have yonr way When w» heftwe or after eating? lY»et (faintly) differ I'll have mine" A Como-back. 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