TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. SEPTEMBER 15. 1910
A
SHREV
(Little Play b
Attentivi
licago p.oplci
I vt getrlug X
EX
She Wan
have the
Uopi »er said.
tiv sull depn* Fvf tl big store
n Cbh agu f who liad been
n week. She
■w York li
anything: littd
thè wasn'i
fome to gt lay of the land
j prò«-ex» tij lg It she uto|.|>eil
fliglrl lindi
le selling white lin-
libai
Iris lo tttJ wnmun? I under-
,vou ha J» diss Blake in the
imeni ' f
Burton.’ mu Id the
»: that
Irl.
man wrote the name
Cblr-ai
Htidrei >k. Then site allow-
t hè i les of saleswomen lu
olbe^ |I»res.
ìs J? t a preliminary to real
Peeling Her Hueband.
That there are more ways than one
of ."killing a cat” Is a well known fact,
but the newest of ways has been
evolved from the fertile brain of a
G^-muntown woman who Is blessed
with a stingy husband. This husband
rlB generous enough tn one sense of the
word. His wife may have the beet
attire the stores afford charged to his
account, but she may handle no money.
Women. In this man's opinion, know
: nothing of the value of a dollar. On
leaving for his office In the niorniug
j he kisses her goodby and thrusts a
' quarter's worth of trolley tickets into
her band.
Now t-Klady goes shopping, buys a
few necessities and a fifty dollar wrap
for which she has no use whatever.
Next day she returns the latter, re­
ceives a < redtt slip for *00 and betakes
[ herself to the handkerchief counter,
i where she spends 50 cents, receiving
, *40.50 change. Placing some small
change In her purse and stowing the
roll of greenbacks In what she con­
i siders a safer receptacle. she leaves
the shop feeling that she has made
the l>est of a bad bargain.—Philadel­
phia Record.
Pricked His Own Bubble.
Thia story, fuuud In Rev. Dr. Henry
EL Jessup's book. "Fifty three lair» lu
Syria." serins to Indicate that rriigkMM
vagaries are as short lived lu Ils- mat
as elsewhere A friend ot |ir. Jraattp.
visiting Jerusalem, met a qu<-er kmk-
Ing solitary stranger pacing the streets
of tbe city, s<s-<sited hint, and utter tbr
usual greet Inga remarked:
"You are an Ainrrii-nu. I Infer"
"Yea. I am.” replied tbr queer look
Ing man.
“Ami what are you doing here, ir i
may ask?"
"Ab. yen. I’m glad you asked Von
see. I'vr come to prett. h the new d«a*
trine, that there Is to la- is. more deal It
If men will only nn-epi It. s-e'li xt.iltsb
death, and there'll tie no inner dvlug
nor graves, nor coffins, nor tniieriiis
We shall Just live right on.”
"But." said l»r. Jessup's friend “sup
IMHilng you should sicken and die. w Uni
then?”
"Oh." said the man. “thal would l>n«<
tbe whole thltigr*
And It did. I'ltr (Mn.r delirious h | hw
tie dual a few mnittlis isler. xud wltb
him bls “ties dia-triiie ”
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ble. If I eX|H*ct to buy
worth of auytbiug. al a
I learn beforehand the
tf saleswomtin w hose ‘Imtks
Then wbeu I g<> back to
my. as I shall do here to
Couldn't Think of It.
rould like Miss Barton to
A Bald Fact.
The tiutulsome young iimiidier told
' and. althtaigh Miss Bar
It is common to deplore the lack of
■r set eyes on me. the fact humor In a person. Yet the very want aside a piece ot lend |»i|»e nik I. h|>
til her name gives her the of wit may save a certain amount of proachitig tlte tieaiiilrul kilt-hen uiMid
bat she must have sold embarrassment, as was the case on a sit Id:
“You bulk awful good to me.”
ress at some time, and I ! certain occasion with President John­
"Go on; quit your Ktddln." stir re­
good service as I v'otild son. “He was one day," says a writer
plied.
■w nobody by mime.'
tn Harper's Magazine, "visiting my
"But I mean what I sny "
in.
mother, and a friend. Mrs. Knox, a
"I alli'l got ally time to listen to vou
widow, came In. She had knowu Mr. now Can't vim see I'm liusv ?"
Johnson some yenrs before, when he
PEFUL ATTITUDE.
"Yes lint what's the use workln
was n member of the legislature, but when n fellow w-Hiils Io make hive tn
L In Striving to Realize they had not met since then.
you? Say, It I make this job last so I
"After mutual recognition Mr. John- nin «Sime ba«-k tomorrow will v<m have
lie Ambition.
‘reineiidoiis power ill the said: ‘How Is Mr. Knox? 1 have not your work out ot the wily *<> we i-an
f my. tbe i-onvii'tlun seen him lately.’
talk tilings over? Vou re tbe puritext
” ‘He has been dead six years.' said girl I ever seen."
Ize our amliitioti. that
Mrs.
Knox.
tainie true, says Orl-
"If you think vou can make a fisit of
“ ‘I thought I hadn't seen him on the ute by such silly
■n lu Sllccexx Mngit-
talk you're mistaken '
street.’ said Mr. Johnson.
"But I mean every wind I my.
“When Mrs. Knox left m.v mother
want you to trv to li*ttm to litte me“
said, laughing. ‘That was a funny mis­
"It ynn want to make luxe Io tl
take of yours about Mr. Knox.’
come aniund this evening I'll tie here '
“ ‘What mistake did I make?" said
"What: Uli my own time? What
to Johnson. T said I hadn't seen him on kind ot a chump do von tltiiik I uni?”
or the street, and I hadu’t' ”
-Chicago Record Herald.
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Getting an Autograph.
A Mlit« h o I m » j of h’mrieen. who had
«tern ami admired many of Riidoil von
Sehr.’a (mint lug*. wiia aiixloim to ae
<•111* the piiinlera autograph, hut «11«!
not kii"« bow I«» go h I mih T it. Aftei
lunch thought tie wrote a lei 1er. Hint
Illg that be hml xeni a ease ot wine !«•
file profpHxtir’M addr**sa. mid wanted io
know whether II had lieeii received
Thinking fie matter of auiti< lent
puri a me Hie pa inter did not write,
railed at the athirewa given, met
iMiy’e mother. and I he fraud a* a hi
came ap|»aretii
I he I toy wan I
•Migly «Moulded, ami next day rv«-el
thia auiogniph note;
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•'hat Utile rogue»» (o great «»nee grow
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«’oiiifort hi utmiy wny«. wit# ti<»t«*d
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Mr fl. C Hb«*<le\. hi
White wild Sei I m »rue.” piven nu
mniiMing illtiHfnirion
There wan oue «wrasjon when riioiu
as came (<» re|w»rt. TletiMe. *dr. I’ve
t»eeii mid hnike a irlasH.”
”Br«»ke a k I iima . TI iuiiihm !
H ow did
von do lliaf?’
”1’11 m I i «» w you. Kir.” he rejoined a« he
dima|»l«eared for a OM»inent
Reiiirning
with n glaMM In III* hand, lie let II fall
ou the n<N»i. remarking:
••Thar’» how I t»roke If. sir ”
“There, go along. Thoma!*: you are a
great f«M)|.” said hla master adtling Io
hinixelf. “and I waa
great a one for
'taking Wil a foolish questnm.
“I have always felt that upon prop­
erly appointed and becoming dwellings
depends more than anything else the
Improvement of mankind." said Benja­
min Disraeli (Earl of Beaconsfield). To
sit in the evening In your comfortable
armchair; to look around you and
know that everything you see there Is
your very own and that you have ob­
tained it all so that you practically do
not feel the cost; to know also that If
yon. the breadwinner, were suddenly
called away your borne Would still be
your wife's or your family's—that la
one of the pleasures of life, indeed
It is a pleasure which gives-yon lies
heart in your work in the world. It
sends you out every mornltig deter-
mined to get on and to earn more
Ingratitude.
vmemlier dal guy. Jim Rtirke?" money, and beennse of that very deter­
1 Irate Bowery denizen. "Hex mination you do become worth more
dat'x doin' time up der river money.—New Y’ork Press.
Ing-boiglary-ten year». Well.
A Handy Snuffbox.
jiw all 1 done fer dat stiff
A curious story Is told as to bow tbe
if wax pinched didn't I put up
i fer der lawyers? Didu't I pay Rothschilds supported Carafa. tbe
(nesses? Sure I did. De odt-r i composer. Tbe latter was far from
finks PH Just go an' see tint rich. Ills principal Income was de­
st t’ leave him know hlx frlen a rived from a suufflsix. And this was
»<1 de rati on 'Ini. So I drives the way of it: The snufflmx was given
(e Jail an' goes Into de wnrdeii'a to tbe author of “lui Prison d'Edlm
in' he hh . vh I goiter uedtl me bourgb" by Huron James de Roth.-« hlld
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Me card: D'ye get dat? as a token of esteem. Carufa sold It
byway. 1 writes me name on a tweuty-four hours Inter for 75 tta-
' paper, au' a guy takes it in to lioleons to the same Jeweler from
irke. nn' what d' you t'luk dat I whom it had ls»-n bought. This be­
came knowu to Rothschild, who gave
Jis dat guy to tell me?"
It again to tbe musician on tbe follow­
no idea." said tlte listener,
tells hint." concluded the angry ing year. The next day It returned to
' tell me dat be alu't In!**—Sue- the Jeweler's. The traffic continued
till the death of tbe banker and longer
igazine.
still, for his sons kept up tbe tradi­
tion. to the great satisfaction of
Women In a Sailboat.
‘ Is Just one place on a sailboat Carafa.
men. That la the eorkpil. lie
Little EI m .
r that and keep them there.
A Txmdon attorney uuuied Else, rath­
’ It lakes a some w Im I (stinted
(. The average woman on a er diminutive in bis stature and not
not happy unless she la taking particularly respectable in bls charac­
jy sitting out t>n deck or on top ter. once met Jekyll. “Sir,“ said be.
cabin or going forward of tbr “I bear you bave called me a pettifog
Warn ber and she laugh* at King scoundrel. Have you done so.
She does not know that she la •drr
“Sir,” said Jekyll, wltb a look of con­
fering herself, l-eaa titan a year
saw two women kntsked over­ tempt. “I never said you were a pet­
In a heavy am because they In- tifogger or a scoundrel, but I said you
on xtttln* on top <<f tbr cabin were little Else.- ”—Westminster Ga-
1 (be protests of tlir mnn wlto ■ette.
tiling the boat. He himself was
Thay Felt Hungry.
nborn and let hla boat Jibe. tbr
|«be—Well Clarence, dear, the alt*
clearing tbe top of tbr calr'o l«r-
ualkm Is not quite as rosy as It wan
ny one could nay Jack Ituliiumu.
pictured to us before marriage, la It?
mg
He—Well, not all together so. love.
She—I wish—er—I wish- He-What
Had a Bsttsr Story.
I you see tbe actvmni of that do you wish, dearest? She—1 wish we
of lightning that burneil the hair bad the rice and the old shoes they
s boy's head wltlmut otherwise threw at us when we were married.
ig him?"
He Lumped IL
ltd." answered tbe cheerful liar.
•‘My coffee la not quite sweet
I was pained to note tbe latstni-
ras of tbe story. Now. I baiqmu enough." remarked he.
“Well. If you don't like IL I supt»>*e
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