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THE RED DAB OF DEATH
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DEEP SEA LIFE.
Tragic Mark an tha Staal Skeleton af The Deposits on the Surface of Sub-
tha Skyscraper.
marina Mountains.
"See that big blob of scarlet paint?”
Whether or not tbe light of day
When a Weak Play Appears In ssld the engineer as be pointed to a penetrates the obscure depths of (Lie
girder high up in the skeleton of the sea has not been settled by scientists,
a New York Theater.
1 new skyscraper. "That red spot means aud tbe fact tbut some animals found
that one of the men working on the at a depth exceeding 700 fathoms have
building was killed by the girder do eyes or a very faint ludieatiou of
PROPPED BY FREE TICKETS. sweeping him off the structure while them, while others possess very large
being put in position.”
and protruding eyes, helps to make
The visitor craned his neck and saw tbe dispute all the more sharp.
The Judicious Distribution of "Com
a rough jiatcb of vermilion paiut on
Another strange thing about tbe
plimentario*" by th* Manager Se one of the floor girders up on the six lower depths of tbe ocean is that
cure« Well Dreoeod Audience* and teenth story. "It must be a dangerous when its inhabitants possess auy color
Savoa th* Appearance of a “Froat.”
life." he said to bis engineering friend. at all that color is usually orange or
“Yes. Those men up there are work red or reddish orange—for example.
I.oug before tbe curtain goes down
ing under the chance of instant death sea anemones, corals, etc. The «ur
at tbe end of a new production the
at any moment. They’ll walk along face of submarine mountains ia strewn
manager bus divided, nine times in
the topmost girder. 300 feet above the with shells like tbe virgin seashore.
ten, whether he has a success or not.
sidewalk—a little path of slippery iron showing that it is the feasting place
'But be does not mean to be caught
live inches wide—and will lean out of vast shoals of carnivorous animals.
napping iu either event. If be believes
ward against the wind. You or 1 When a codfish eats it takes an
the play is a "frost" or even a semi
oyster In Its mouth, cracks the shell,
couldn’t do it for a second.
success tbe house for the next few
"Now and again there’s an accident. digests tbe meat and ejects the shell.
evi-
nights must bear every outward
A chap slips. A worker gets hit by a Crabs crack the shells of their smaller
deuce of prosperity.
swinging
girder and flung off. Anoth neighbors aud suck out tbe meat. This
In other words, lie must "buck the
accounts for the mounds, of shells
line" of udverse criticism by "papering er man takes an incautious step and
which are found beneath the waves.
tbe house.” For a week at least he falls off into eternity. The men work All fish bones discovered there in
must make a "front” in tbe orchestra ing near by do their best to get at hltn variably crumble at the slightest
chairs, no matter if there is desolation if he inanuges to grnb the girder lie's touch, so completely have they been
in tbe box office. Let him make the falling from, and there are some swift honeycombed by the boring shellfish,
public believe the new piece has at and reckless races with death to get and. further illustrating the constant
tracted a I urge number of patrons for to their comrade at any cost iu the five destruction going on in the ocean's
six or eight performances und there is or ten seconds allowed them while depth. It is aald that If a ship sinks at
a chance of euougb business to prop strong fingers are sliding away from a sea with all on board It will be eaten
up a foroed run of a few weeks, which slippery beam flange. If the worst by the fish, with the exception of Its
may help things on tbe road
This happens and the man falls In spite of metal portions, and not a human boue
means that "paper" or free tickets their efforts, then they apply the dab of its crew will remain longer than a
of red paint, nnd the Ironworkers call
must be Judiciously distributed.
few days.—St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Every manager of a theHter has a it a day. They don't speak much of
Large circle of friends. Tills may be the man that Is gone, as a rule. He’s
due partly to bls (smsesslon of a genial soon forgotten. The men consider It
MADE WAGNER PAY.
¡lersomillty, hut undoubtedly tbe busi fate.
“You’d think, by the way," went on An Early Sonata That Cost the Com
ness I m * la In has lu Itself an attraction
poser a Lot of Money.
for many. A majority of these people tile engineer, "that the higher up these
Wagner when a young man wrote a
will accept passes when they are of men worked the more careful they'd
fered; some are uot above usklng for become. They aren’t particularly care sonata which had a fulr success, but
them, while still others—but these are ful. but they do guard against the lu after life he made every effort to
rare—will buy tickets when compli hypnotism of height. Oue of the uien suppress it. Going to tbe publisher,
working on a high girder gets para be said. “Have you auy copies of that
ment a ri os are not tendered.
When tlie manager lias a play that is lyzed now and again by a sudden fear miserable thing still unsold?"
“Yes," was the reply; “1 have quite
in danger of going to pieces for lack that bolds him motionless and still ou
a number of them In stock.”
of patronage he semis ti<-kets*to all his iron beam.
“The men look out for this sort of
"Send them to me at once, with a
tlieae friends of his and whenever (>os-
slblp obtains a promise that they will thing, and the remedy is to distract bill.” said the composer.
A thousand copies were soon after
bo used by tbe persons to whom he his attention by a rough blow on tlie
gives them. It is not dillkiilt to ex back or In some cases by exciting him ward delivered at bis door. The bill
tract such a pledge. Beiniron terms to anger through any means In their was a big one, but it was paid. some
of more or less intimacy with the man power. When the man gets fighting what grudgingly, aud Wagner thought
ager. the favor«*d ones know be will mad he Is freed from the paralysis of be had done with the thing. What
be likely to see them in the theater or terror or whatever you may choose to was hia surprise, then, at receiving
if they are not there that be will take call It. He gets up from Ills girder to two or three mouths later another
not» of those* who do not use tbe tick make a rush for the other fellow to consignment, this time of 500 copies.
“1 thought you had only a thousand
ets. He keeps a record of tlie seat do him up. and the moment lie Is safe
numbers opposite the names of those be is restrained by the other uien.
of these things." he protested.
"Whenever you see a skyscraper
"That was all I had in stia'k." ex
who should occupy those particular
chairs and cun tell nt once when bls framework," concluded the engineer, plained the dealer, "but these have
"each dab of scarlet paint ou the Iron been returned by my agents, to whom
hospitality lias been abused. A
Another class which sees many plays means that some man has come to his I wrote that you wished to have tbe
in New York city gratis is to lie found death. Every skyscraper and every sonata suppressed."
Wagner winced. but there was noth
in department stores. Nearly every bridge Is the monument to some little
director of a tbontrlcnl company—as group of unknown workers, laboring ing for It but to pay the bill. And
distinct from a theater ma linger—Is on at dizzy heights and dallying with sud thereafter whenever business was dull
oordlul terms witli tile heads of de den death ns part of their day's work." with this crafty publisher a few hun
dred copies of tlie sonata would be
partments In large retail mercantile —New York Press.
struck off on shopworn paper and de
uatubllsliinentH. Euch of these bendi
A Poverty Stricken Queen.
livered at the composer's door with
Will accept from six to a doxeu pairs
Partly owing to the fact that Rhe a memorandum to tbe effect that they
of tickets ts'caslourtlly to distribute
was wedded to an avaricious king and hnd Just comp back from remote
among Ills subordinates.
Often It is possible to get rid of 300 partly because she was generous with places where they had been sent for
tickets or more iu a day in I hie way, the little money allowed her Eliza sale.
und when this is repeated In four or beth of York, queen of Henry VII.,
Salesmanship.
live stores the manager is sure of the spent but a small amount for dress.
A salesman In a furnishing store dis
attendance of an appreciable number She was very often in debt, and the
of well dressed young women lu tlie sums she spent were ridiculously played to a friendly customer a gen
newest millinery and style of coiffure, small, 2U shillings ($5) being the great tleman's plain linen handkerchief at
each with n respectably ntiired cava est umount expended at any oue time. $5. The man bad always thought be
lier and all on their liest behavior. Her gowns wore mended und turned, was doing well to pay 50 cents and
These people tuny not I m * ultra fashion and new waists were made for them, questioned the salesman about it.
able, but they will not disgravo their as is shown by the record of bills paid
"How cau n man figure tt that he
to her tailor. These bills prove that gets bis money's worth when be pays
environ ment.
site wore her clothes for a long time, $5 for a handkerchief?
Unless tbe
It doesn't
for her gowns were obliged to tie new serve the purpose auy better,
quninted with
and be
ly
hemmed,
and
also
that,
though
a
however, it Is
couldn't afford to tell any oue that he
princess
of
the
great
house
of
Plan
give away tickets lu such an estab
was big enough fool to pay that price.”
lishment. The average clerk In a tagenet, she wore shoes costing but 24
“He gets his money's worth.” said
large store. especially of tbe feminine cents, which were decorated with tin the salesman, "from the added force
buckles!
gender, la suspicious. She does not
of self rea|>ect that cornea with his
understand such open handed generosi
own persoual assurance that be has
Made
It
Clear.
ty. and tliore must I n * a lot of expla-
A senator. s|»>aking of the advan the best that can be produced. That
n.'itl<*u to convince her that In offering
tages of clearness of statement, told a conviction helps him lu urging bls
something for nothing the manager
polut and In swingiug the big deal bla
lias not some sinister design. As for story about a restaurant to illustrate
way. and the $5 Is a mere item of in
his meaning. He said:
the male clerks, if he gives them any
cidental expense.”
"This
restaurant
advertised
a
dinner,
directly they are sun* to tell every one
Ever afterward that customer gladly
but not iu the loose way many other
what a pull they have with tlie uiun-
paid more not only for baud kerchiefs,
ager and pester him for tickets ever restaurants advertise dinner aa be
tween certain hours, whether there but for every Item of his wardrobe.
afterward, particularly when he has a
That la salesmanship—Collier’».
euceeaa. with “the free list absolutely would be enough dinner to last be
tween those hours or not. No. The
suspended."
Corfu's Queer Laws.
It la fur lens of an undertaking to man who runs that restaurant has a
Corfu can boast of the most peculiar
buy a hundred dollars’ worth of low proper knowledge of bls responsibili
priced goada than to make a present ties and of the exact use of the lan land laws tn the world. The landlorda
He advertise«!. 'Chicken pie. are nearly all absentees, and tbelr ten
of two tickets apiece to n dozen per guage
son» iM’hiiKl th«* counter. The tele 25 rent»: from 12:30 until gone.'"— ants bold tbe land ou a per]>etual leaae
In return for a reut payable In kind
phone girls, stenographers and mani Saturday Evening Post.
and fixed at a certain proportion of
curists look askance at free tickets
A Cynical Statoeman.
the produce. Such a tenant 1» consid
from a stranger, although wbeu their
The saying that "all men bare their ered a co-owner of tbe soil, and be
confidence Is won they will generally
•crept them with due gratltude- price" la ascribed to Sir Robert Wal cannot l>e expelle«! but for nonpayment
pole While speaking of a faction in of rent, bad culture or tbe trauafer of
Theater Magazine
parliament which bitterly opposed bla lease without tbe landlord'a con
some of hia measures be said. "You eeut. Neither can hhi rent be raised
Purdi»’* Panacea.
Attempts
Toni Purdle. au old uiaaservant tn mu with what seal and vehemence without bis permission.
Sir Walter Hcott'a houaebold ueed to them- gentlemen oppose me. and yet I bsve been made to alter tbe law. but
talk of the famous “Wavrrley Novela" know the price of every mail in thia both landlords snd tenants are appar
aa -our books" and aatd that the read house except three "
ently satisfied with a system that dates
Of ».»me who called themselves pa tri back to tb» time of Homer.
mit of them waa the rrrateat comfort
ota
he
said:
"Patrlotn'
l could raise
to Mni
fifty of them within four and twenty
"Whenever I am off my Bleep, b»
Absolut* Equality.
hours
1 have raised many In oue
confided to James Skene, tbe author of
The Woman—The tax office la one
night
TU
but
to
refuse
an
unrea-
"Memories of Sir Walter Scott." "1
aonalde demand and up springe • IX- which 1 simply lor» to go to. Th»
have only to take on» of th» uovela.
Mau—Vary few people do. Why do
trtot ."
and tiefore 1 bave read two page» It to
you ilk» it? The Woman—Because It
aurv to aet me asleep "
Is absolutely tbe only place where no
A Dilemma.
Mr Crimaoabeak— a hunter In____
New- dlaerlmlnatioo Is made against tn» b»-
Planty an Hand.
They let «•
fouudland who baa teat his bearings or cause I am a woman
"Huve you ever wondered about find» himself In a fog baa no difficulty there pay just aa much as If I were a
your huaband a pastf
In finding tbe way. aa. owing to tbe man -Baltimore American
T>eur me. no I have all I can do In
conatant west winds, the top» . f all
taking care of bls prvevnt and worry-
th» tree* point east
Mr». Crlmsou-
Th» European Plan.
lug about bla future " Boston HeraM
be»k-But auppoae be doesn't want to
Landlord (after fair guest baa faint
«" o«»t?-Yonkers Statesman
ed at sight of her bill,-Jean I bave
Demaatia N.I*
•»at the boy for a glase of water for
•Tre not tee. I one thing “
the lady, and I want you to re that
"And what Is that’“
10 rwti la added to ber Mil
Vote
"When one gets loaded It s uaualty
•land?-Fliegende Blatter
his wife who eiplode»
Rtriulugbam
Age Herald.
Our awn anger done ua more harm
than the thing wblrh makea ua »ngty
MU John Lubbock.
•_______
Nothing can b»
nothing Diogene»
prodnred oat
of
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Residents,
Office opposite Pon m
make a specialty
MANUFACTURING
Taxes pai<j f
Both phon«.
ICE
C arl
haberuch ,
and
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Storing all kinds of Perish
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JUuUchrr
Office across the street and
the Post Ott«.
UJe also make
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A ttorn ey - at -L a ». !
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Plant : Corner 1st and 3rd Avenue,
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and tliink nothin? of it.
Which would you prefer to loose ;
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Your eyes can be looked after front <1.00 to about $8.00,
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Remember you can get NEW TEETH, but not NEW
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Make yourself a 'Xmas, present of a pair of glasses?
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