TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 14. 191')
A MONSTER WHALE.
Abssntmindsd.
ModJesku useu to tell a story about
Naw th* Petal* and Juice of the Poppy uer honeymoon that la somewhat On* Way In Which It R«*«mbl*d
Tiny Sp*c.** of Fish.
«musing.
Wbeu tbe Countess and
Plant Ar* Procured.
One winter some yean» ago a large
Opium growing la a sort of garden Count of Boxenta were on tbeir wed-
cultlvatkiu. the poppy plants being ding trip it buppeued one inoruiug whale was killed near oue >>t the At
grown In Lilt I* squsree or beds inter that she bad Just got up when the lamie sea|s>rta. Its .-areas« was taken
sected by Uuy water channels for irri count, who bad been out for au hour a«liere. loaded on iwo liar ears and
rood gation wherever this Is possible. Tbe or two taking a morning wulk, came transported tar Inland to cities where
frati growth of tbe plauts Is carefully tend back aud called to her excitedly:
a whale was a curiosity that people
» figur ed and at length the time coin« when
would pay to see It uns uc essnr.v. of
"Helen! Helen! Come here."
atiaill
course. Hull the exhl'.llioue shoul.1 ta
“Wbat Is It?"
itiey liuhit out luto Bower, aud tbe
"Come here quick. I've brought you gli eu lu unliemed halls, and as It was
field« k«ik like a «beet of sliver as tbe
while |ieinl« of tbe Bowers glisten in some lovely fruit, tbe first of tbe mar a cold wimer the w hale kept 111 a fair
ly g-ssi stale ot preservation for a con
ket.”
tbe morning dew.
-’ These heuutlfill petals are tbe first ' "All right; I'm dressing, I’ll come sideruble ininilier of weeks before it
produce of the crop, for tbe women as soon as I have finished getting lio xiiie imperante to «-lose the amuse
u.eiit seasou so far a« that p:irtl> uhit
and children of the cultivators' farni- ready.'
She dressed leisurely and entered cetacea u was concerned
While It
I. *• come forth and pick them off one
by one and carefully dry them, so that tbe sitting room. The count was slt- was oil exhibition In Chicago a mer
they ma.v serve afterward as lhe cov ting reading, deeply Interested In blv chant from a little towu in somheru
ering of tlie manufactured cukes of book. She looked round. No fruit Illinois, w in. toippei.evl to be in lhe city
When he
opium Then the popples, with their was was to be seen. ISlie looked all on business, went 1«. see It
reiurned home he could talk of noth
bare capsule beads. remain standlug over the plaie. Tbe count looked up.
"Wbat are you looking tor?"
ing else.
lu lhe .qieu field uutll It is considered
"You ma.v think you've «een big fish. '
"Where's tliut fruit?"
thnt they are ripe for lancing. Tbe
The count looked on the table, It be said, "lint unless you've come across
■ uliivntora then come forth in tbe
m-uhale somew here you haven't "
evening, and with an implement not was not there.
"How long was It. .Jeff ?” numetxKly
unlike the knives of a cupping instru I "Good gracious!" be said. ‘‘I'll be
asked him
ment they scarify the capsule ou its hanged If I haven't eaten It!"
"It was mighty clone to ninety feet
aides with deep Incisions, so that tbe
anil alM.m tffieen feet thick
it was
June may exude
Th* Wicksd Multiplication Table.
A minister was bearing bis suuJa.v tlie biggest thing I ei er saw ont of the
in lhe early morning the cultivators
’
i
reappear with a scraping knife and school re|>eat the catechism one Sun waler that swims In the water"
"Well.” said the village dis-tor. "you
their earl lien ware pots. and they day preceding confirmation when a
scrape off the exuded Juice aud collect boy from tbe class of small children didn’t expeet to find it a smelt, did
Best
Mill in the County.
it lu Hngr (tots. And this is crude ventured to usk a question of tbe min- you ?"
"No." he answered hesitatingly, "but
opium.—Black wood'» Magazine.
later.
Machinery, Experienced Workmen
Turning to tbe clergyman. the boy It did. Just a little.’’—Excbauge.
Inquired lu an anxious tone, "Why
Kirst Class Lumber
Quality
A BALKY MULE.
does tbe multiplication table make peo
FACE
PATCHES.
ple wicked?”
US
IGURE
LUMBER BILL.
R*modi** Wore Appllod, and Ho Moved
Tbe minister thought at first that They
B«cam* a Society Craz* at One I
Just a Littl* Bit.
the cbild had taken occasion to pro
Tim* In England.
"Yeasub.” said the negro through the pound a conundrum at a most unseem
borruw<-d telephone. Ha stood on one
Plaster patches were introduced In
ly time aud was about to reprove aim
f.sit lu tbe drug store and talked in when the earnestness of tbe expres England In the reign of Edward Vi.
hl« uaiural voice, which made tbe bot
by u foreign lady who in thia mmiuer
sion In tbe upturned face assured him
tles Jingle ou lhe shelves. The nu
ingeniously concealed a wen on Uer
that
tbe
question
was
asked
lu
good
gm I
merous people lu tbe store heard all faith and required a reply.
tick. They became such a craze and
iddi
be said ae a natural consequence, but
were carried to such exaggerated
"Why do you ask such a question.
could not bear the conversation at tbe
lengths that they were filially lam-
John? I never knew it to do so,” be
other end. They deduced, however,
pooued out of sight. Tbe men. as well
said.
from the negro's remarks that be was
John turned to his catechism and as the women, stuck themselves over
talking wltb bls boas and that be was
read from it wltb a mystified air tbe wltb these beauty s|iots. No ludy of
a teamster by profession.
question. "Did man grow worse as be fasblou considered her toilet complete
"Yesaiih." be said, "1 tried dat'
began to multiply?” and tbe accom uutll she was equipped with her little
"Yewsub. De ma-an wif tbe plug
box of patches cut In her favorite de
panying answer, “He did.”
I
It
hat he tried dat"
sign. If one hapiiened to come off In
I*
"No, sub.
De ma-an ain't much
company she hurriedly replaced it
Two Convincing Reasons.
.Iti
built. Illa none hit's busted.”
wltb a fresh oue from the box.
Lord
Peterborough,
who
lived
in
tbe
ir.
"Yaaanb. I done dMt”
At length patching lu England went
reign of Queen Anne, waa very frolic
a>
“No, sub. De I’ll’, boy he aln' hulit
so far that party spirit was symbo
some.
and
one
day,
seeing
from
his
tn
none a-tell; Jes’ Jolted.’’
lized by the position of the patches.
carriage a dancing master wltb pearl
II
"Yeasiih. De Hclmolteaebeh. Hit to'
A letter in tbe paper on June 2. 1711.
colored
stockings
lightly
stepping
over
his dose up some.”
tells of a visit to tbe Haymarket mid
tbe broad stones and picking bls way
•s
"Fife? Yessub. Not much; no, sub.
the discovery by the writer of three
in extremely dirty weather, he alight
lie moved a little bit. yeasuh.”
classes of women lu the boxes all dif-
ed
and
ran
after
him
with
drawn
"Yessuh
Oue o' de wheel* was
fereutly patched,
Upou inquiry be
aword In order to drive him luto the
burnt a little.”
mud. but luto which be of course fol discovered that those who patched on
"Two o' de wheels— yewsuh. Well,
lowed himself. Thia nobleman was the right side of the forehead were
1
suh. de wagln hit Im lined up. No.
once takeu for the Duke of Marlbor Whigs and those who favored the left
sub. Dey nln' nutfin' lef."
ough and wna mobbed in consequence. were Tories, while those who patched
!
"lie muel? Yesimh."
The duke was then in disgrace with indifferently on either side were a
"lie's dab ylt—yessnh."—Galveston
the i>cople. and Lord Peterborough neutral party, whose faces bud not
News.
was about to be roughly handled. yet declared themselves.—London Sat-
turday Review.
Turnlug to them, he said:
Olden Time “Raiment”
"Gentlemen. I cau convince you by
In eaily Bible days richly embrold
A Lazy Rac*.
en-d raiment wits enumerated with two reasons tbnt I am not tbe Duke of
A lazier mau tbnu tbe average Bur
Marlborough,
lu
tbe
first
place.
I
have
Hie gold, silver and other valuable
man It would t>e extremly bard to
pro|s*rly of u rich man lu that prluil only 5 guineas In my pocket, and. In
find. When It is absolutely necessary
the age Duine Fashion was not tbe the second, they are heartily at your for blm to work he generally bits upon
fickle goddess she la at preaeiil, and service."
some method which will save him a lot
the "raiment" so frequently mention
of exertion, if be wishes to cultivate
Patron*** of Mu*io.
ed In the lloly Scriptures descended
a piece of ground he sets light to tbe
Tbe
origin
of
music
la
loa:
In
tin-
from falber to sou as a valuable part
brushwood as a cheap, easy and effica
tlqulty.
Amoug
civilized
lieople
It
is
of the hiherltnme. Raiment wna of
cious method of preparing the soli.
ten sent, wltb gold and gems, as a probably tn be traced to the ancient
For two or three years be cultivates
present to dignitaries.
It took not Egyptian priests, who employed this
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that piece of land, and then be aets
mouths, but .veura. to ornament some art in tbeir religious rites aud cere
light
to
another
spot,
allowing
tbe
Jun
From tbe Egypt In us tbe
of these garment«, and the gold ttread monies.
gle to grow lu the old place, whlcb
so lavishly used In embroidering them Greeks and the Homans derived tbeir
will be ready for reburuing when the
knowledge
of
music.
Tbe
ancient
He
was real gold
Moaea deaerila-« the
other ground wants a rest.
Rice
prises« of making the gold thread that brews probably took wltb them Into
| for all stomach troubles—indigestion, dyspepsia, heartburn
growers dispense with plows, turning
ê
wna used In ornamenting the taber 1‘sleatlne some of tbe songs they had
loose instead a numtier of buffaloes,
I I breath,sick headache,torpid liver, biliousness and habitual
nacle. The habit of making preaenta learned In Egypt. The hymns used In
, gas in the stomach, bad
which cut up the saturated soil with
of rare needlework la siili continoti the temple formed tbe basis of tbe
constipation.
Pleasant to take.
their
hoofs
When
a
Iviirman
has
Sold by Chas. I. Clough.
among eastern nations that changed me I. slice of the esrly Christ lau church,
earned a little money he Immediately
aud
from
these
byuins
was
formulated
tbeir customs so slowly.
the first authoritative musical system. pris-eeds to s|ieud It all. for tbe Bur
St. Cecelia la terun-d tbe patroness of mese have no ambition to tie rich aud
Wt«pmg Trass.
never board: consequently there are
music.—Exchange.
The phenomenon of "weeping trees"
no large landowners, and. there being
- that Is. of trees shedding drops of liq
no aristocracy, the people are as near
Ths Spit Snake.
uhl -Is aserltied by Dr. Hharp lu ths
There la a anake belonging to the being on au equality as ismslble.
Cambridge Natural History to the lu-
email family cauaklae. Inhabiting Af
fiueui-e of plant bugs. Tbs familiar
A Po**r.
rica. that la said to have tbe power of
During tbs past 35 year* no rem
frog biqiper which produces the so
A vegetarian writer narrated In •
edy has proven mors prompt or
ejecting Its venom to a short distance.
culled cu< k<«> «pit on so many of our
more effectual In lta cures of
Thia snake la called by the butch recent address a "poser" that bls little
plants belongs to this family of lu-
B«-*r» "apuw slang.” or spit auake. sou had put to blm.
sects
A note III tile I.oudou Field
"My little bog." said the speaker,
calls attention to some Interesting ob When this snake erects Its teeth the “often turns
away from bls lentilsand than Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. In
pressure of tbe maxillary bone on the
servations ou tills subject muds by Dr.
gland causes tbe veuoiu to flow in expresses a longing for chopa and many home* It I* relied upon a* Im
Aniiuiidale and contributed by him to
(CAPT P. SCHRADER).
plicitly as the family phy.iclan It con-
drops, and It may be quite possible roast lieef.
the renal» of tlie Indian museum.
•The other day at table I explained talne no opium or o her narcotic, and
that by discharging air from Its mouth
Dr. Annaudale while »-»»lie» ting in
tbe polaou may be blown some die- to blm that we become wbat we eat— may be given au confidently to a baby
sects lu western Bengal felt what lie
that by eating vegetables we tiei-ome a*to an adult. FrtceU5c; large atssAOe I
lance.
thought was ralu front a clear sky
mild and placid, but by eating meat
through the foliage of the trees On
Did You Ever Try
we Itecovne savage and gross.
«
Ths Gypsies.
Inveatlgntloii be found that It fell from
(CAP. T. LATHAM).
" 'Well, papa.' said the lad. 'If It's HARRIS’S NEW FEED AND
Tbe origin of the people known ae
tbe leaves and was due to a species
gi poles remains largely a mystery. true thnt we become what we eat.
of plaut bug present lu enormous num
LIYERY HARN,
• |
Egypt. India. I'ersia anil Arabia have why dou't cannibals become nilaalou-
bers.
lu iunt been pointed out as their origi arteaT "
If not, give him a calk
nal country. but there is little defi
An Impactor.
Fishing Fer Plunder.
nite
knowledge
on
the
subject.
Tbe
“Meblie you'd like to put »a plls-e
Everything first-class. Second
A visitor to owe of the hotels at Pe
alsiut me In yer I* per." quavered the weight of evldeuee la in favor of tbeir
kin was awakened during tbe night
haring
originated
In
India.
They
first
block South of P U.
old nutu. bobbling up to tbe city edl-
appeared lu Kuro|>e about 1400 and by the noise caused by tbe fall of a
tur*U desk
Mil
of
|>a|u*r.
Getting
out
of
Issi.
be
"What have you done?" demanded from tbe Ihiuutw regiou spread all
w. G. H arris , Prop.
over the continent, appearing In Eng saw with aatoiilshment a |siie. to
the arldtiv ut putii hl! ya desi lny.
wbk h were attsclied a fishing line and
"Nothin' iuu< it. Imi I was a hundred land about 152O.
book, moving about the numi, collect
yenra old yeaterday."
KILL tni COUCH
ing varkius objects sial removing them
Effective.
"A hundred. eb! Hui ran you walk
Upon going
"The climax to bls wooing was very through tbe window
ano
tni LUNGS
without a stick aud read line print
rvmantle. He proooeed to her on tbe downstairs be was heard by the bur
without glassesT”
glarious
Cblnsman
mitslde
to
whom
verge of a mountain gorge.”
"N no”
the nd belonged and who escaped,
"Wbat did she dor
"Tou are an Impostor!”
"She threw him over."— Baltimore leaving bis fishing line behind him.
l ite old man broke down and eon
teased be was only ntoety-aaveu.— American.
An Effectual Curs.
Cleveland I.ruder
Retort Rketeg-aphic.
"Rhe wauls to be a sister to me "
The photographer was drying his
"You can easily get her out of that
Nis Lash.
platea in the warm suulight.
notion ”
Tom—l wish that I bad Alfred's
"What are you doto* tbrre’“ asked
"Howr
W ALL (HR04T ARB LU»€ ÎMXJBI.E5
gissi luck.
Dick-Ro he's generally a friend
•Treat her as you would a sister"—
GUAMANTXXD B-ATI8PACTOB:
luckyf Tom-Lucky! If be walked
"Ob." was the reply. "Just airing my Kansas City Journal.
QBMOMBT BBrurDgS
out of tbe window In bla Bleep at dead views"
of night there would be another man
Hee Ou***
going by below carrying a feather bed
Hubby-There's another chap com
We carry a general stock of New
ANONIC
LODUE
milted suk-kW because bls bom* was
Fum.ture, Rugs,
Carpet», Heating Stove», CooT
unhappy
took Stoves, and mis-
No. 57. meets on Unni fiatar-
cellaneou» House Furnishings.
Wlfte—I dare say It will be happier
NOTE. —We buy and sell Second Hand Goods of
.lay <>f «ach moMh x
now —Illustrated Bite
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