TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. APRIL. 7 Pl')
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have seco nurses we«-p tr>u> iuirsi. A
I mule has been seeu to cry from the
I paiu ot 111 injured foot, and caniela. It
Justin Route, tbe brilliant young art- is saiC. shed tears lu streams. A cow
h. was lu South Africa making sold by its udstreas. who bud tended
ketches of tbe Burr war for Amerl- it from ealfuood. wept pitifully. A
kn uewspnpers. He was riding to- ' J'vuitg soko ape used to cry wnh vex-
turd a kopje one morning when tbe atiuu if 1.1« logstoiie didn't uuise it in
nddeu sound of heavy firing sent tbe bis arms when it asked him to.
kuod flyiug to bis heart, as he realized Wounded apes have died trying, ami
apes have wept over ibeir young oues
bat iteyoud tbe brow were the Boers slain by burners. A clilmpuiixee (ruin
nd that au engagement was taking ed to tarry waler jugs broke one aud
■ice. Rutting spurs to bis horse, be
cried, which proved sorrow, though it
Ide forward at full speed, and the fe wouldn't mend (be jug. liat*. discov
hl' of battle swept over him when be ering their .«ouiig drowned, have beet)
inched a point where he could see
moved to tears ot grief. A giratte
be hollow that surrounded tbe base which a huntsman's cine bud injured
I the kopje.
I begun to cry w neu approucUed. Sea
Ipvwu in tbe dip was a "thin red
lions often weep over the loss ot Ibeir
he" of men. who scrambled ns fast young. Gorduu Cumming observed
I tbe ones iu front would let them up tears trickling down the face of a dy
|e billside toward Ibeir bidden foes,
I ing elephant And even an orang ou
■renclied behind every rock and bush tang when deprived ot its mango was
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Id scrap of cover that could shield a
so vexed that it took to weeping
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There Is little doubt, therefore, that
■ustin rod® straight down Into the ' animals do cry trout griet or weep I
Mee. and then he felt a sudden blow , from paiu or annoyance.—Harper's
id a sharp pang, and then all was a
W eekly.
Knk.
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Th« Two Pi««.
Ruth, who has been married just two
weeks, lives iu a little fiat aud there
keeps 1«-use for her lord and master.
She has read a little aud is wise be
yond her trtueteeu years. On Sunday
after ibeir dinner bad been served by
tbe wife she weut to the kitchen aud
returned with a pumpkin pie.
"What's that')” asked the L. and M.
“1 made a pumpkin pie yesterday."
bls wife answered timidly.
He attacked the confection with a
knife aud fork, but could not make
much headway and was about to de
clare himself when Ruth announced:
“i have another iu tbe pantry, dear.
Your mother seut oue over yesterday."
She then produced the secoud pie.
which was as tender and appetizing as
tbe first had been tough aud unsavory.
“That's something like it.” he said
patronizingly. "Of course you couldn't
exf«ect to become expert at once, my
dear.”
The girl laughed. "You’re eating the
one I made now," she said. Aud In
her diary for tbe day is written:
"An ounce of prevention is worth a
pound of cure.”—Port laud (Me.) Ex-
press.
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Complete set of Abstract Book«
Steam
in office.
Ship
Office opposite Post Office,
Both phones.
Gives Quick Dispatch of Freight between
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
FROM PORTLAND. FROM ASTORIA.
$4 00 Per Ton.
4.00
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Urittachrr ¿kbuohnt.
Office «cross the street and north from
the Post Office.
3.W
6.00
4.00
Q^EORGE WILLETT.
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A ttorn ky - at -L aw .
For rates and further information, apply to agent« as follow« :
D. L. SHRODE, Tillamook, Oregon.
F. O. BOZARTH, Bay City, Ore.
CALLENDER NAVIGATION CO., Astoria, Ore.
OPEN RIVER TRANSPORTATION CO., Oak st. Dock, Port
land, Ore. Telephone Main 2000,
Office at FRANKLIN A CO., 134 Front st., Portland, Ore.
The Laborer's Thanks.
The Hip Joints.
A tram <ar was g««itig down a busy
The cup and bail socket and the air
street one day and was already <•0111- tight valve were first used lu the hu
fortably tud when it was bailed by a man Isidy. If our hip joints and arms
laboring man mu«b the worse tor liq were not provided with air tight sock
uor. who presently staggered along the ets we should get too tired to coutinue
' «ar la-tween two rows ot wed dressed
our work for auy length of time iu
people regardless of polished shoes just bolding these limbs together by
and tender feet.
I muscles. It Is tbe pressure of the air
Murmurs and complaints arose on al) I which bolds them in place, aud thus
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rides, and demands were beard that all physical
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avoided. ___ In ___
tbe offender should be ejected at once. | various air tight Joints aud aucketB
But amid tbe storm ot abuse oue found in tbe human body one may find
friendly vohe was raised as a benevo nearly all tbe mechanical prim iples iu-
lent clergyman ruse from his seat, say i volved I11 tbe air brake or tbe use of
ing:
I compressed air for a thousand differ
"No. no! Let the than sit down aud ent things. Some may aver that na
he quiet."
ture did not discover ball bearings, a
Tbe discomfiture of the party turned mechaulcal device wblcb bas revolu
to mirth when tbe drunken oue seized tionized the vehicular world. But the
bis benefactor by the band, exclaim principle is almost developed lit tbe
ing:
ball of tbe leg bone aud tbe socket of
"Tbank ye. sir—tbank ye. I see you tbe hip. which are made ho smooth
know what it is to be tightLondon and are so well oiled that they slide
Answers.
backward and forward with practical
ly no lriction.
Served Him Well.
During the early days ot the career
Marrying For Votes.
of William Alleu White, when be was
Marrying for votes was a device of
ben be was in London on tbe way charged with the conduct ot a country
lew York be responded to a Boud puper in Iowa, be oue day received a i old time British election agents. As
M gallery’s suggestion by seuding call from au iudigtiant contributor, j the law stood la-fore the reform act
of 1832 widows of freemen ou marry
¡Africau sketches for exhibition,
who bitterly complained that matter
be included among them bis mas- of his, long before submitted, bud uot I ing again (Uhde their second husbaud.i
freemen aud therefore voters.
At
Irce.
been published.
election times widows were conse-
t bad no lack of friends now that
•'Softly, my friend.” salJ White in I queully paid handsomely to go through
■d made a little place for himself bin most soothing tune. “Really 1 must ' a formal marriage with a voteless
be world of people who "do aome- otter my best thanks to you for those
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g." and they took him up and features. They have served me well. bachelor, who, for a consideration,
similarly
agreed
to
support
the
candi
b bltn one of tbe minor fashions From time to time when I get to think
date. The pair were married, the man
le hour, going in parties to see bis i |tlg5||at tms Kbeet is a pretty poor oue
voted according to instructlous. aud
hr, writing it up in all tbe pa- | to
tu inflict U)IOU
on2 sutfering
u|x>u a a | long
sulfei'lng nubile
public then he and bls wife, staudiug on
f inviting him to dinners aud giv- 1 look up your stuff and read It care
.bim commissions to draw and I fully. a process which enable-« me to either side of a totnbstoue. said.
"Death us do part.” With this literal
i for them.
per« eive bow mu< h worse my paper fulfillment of the matrimonial vow
[ had never been so prosperous. !
. ¿x
might be. whereupon 1 become reni
’ be found It pleasant enough. | cheerful. Please don't tuke them from they regarded their marriage dissolv \8’
ed. At tbe last election In Bristol be
gb now aud then tbe louellnens me.”—Cleveland Leader.
fore 1832 a hundred women gave votes
id him for a moment.
And
to men.
■gb It all he bad tbe sense of
a Multiplication Trick,
ffhlng which was coming toward
Here is a little trick in luultipiica-
A Literary Light
approaching always day by day
uiuy amuse you.
Ask a
A short time ago n well known writ
F it was Imminent. It seemed a tiou (but
¿chance that took bln> one after- friend to write down the uumbera er of Loudon, remembering tlmt he
12345678, omitting the uumber 8. Then bad never read the uoncauonlcnl liooks,
I in late spring to Boud street to
: a (>eep at bis own pictures or at tell him to select nuy oue tigure froui went out fu sear«h of a copy and Io
the list, multiply it by 0 and with lhe one bookshop after another drew
bople criticising them.
■roup of three women at the far answer to this sum multiply tbe whole blank. At Inst be went to bls own par
«C tbs secoud room attracted bls list—thus, assuming that be selects ticular newspaper shop. wbl<b also
dealt In Bibles and light literature.
■on. They seemed eager aud iu- either tbe figure 4 or U:
Select «x»=*l- "Have you the Apocrypha?” be asked.
led and were absorbed In some Select <X*=M
late*
For a moment the young woman be
te concerning the sketch of "Tbe
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hind the cuunter was ponied; thru,
mt Giri."
brightening, she said, "Is it a weekly
4»3<u.lS
Kiu. curious to know what they
ci..m>
or a monthly?"
■ted. drew near and beard oue
■th decision:
444444444
pmkosu ;
Acres and Bible Letters.
■re cannot be any one else In tbe
You see, the answer of tbe sum Is
It has so ruetimes been stated that
> eo exactly like Eamee an that. composed of figures similar to tbe one
there are more acre« In Yorkshire than
■Bat bare seen her at some time selected.
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there are letters I11 the Bible. A per I
Wtber.
son hearing tbe statement for the first
■see." she added, turning to tbe
Man In Petticoats.
time Is Inclined to doubt it. but It Is
■"are you sure you have never
It will probably be a matter of sur-
true, all the same. Authorities differ
prise to the general reader to learn
Me stepped closer involuntarily that tbe petticoat was first worn el- as to the exact acreage of the county,
Kbt forward to look at tbe girl
one giving It as 3.882.848 and another
dust rely by men In tbe relgu of King
■•ed; then be started forward, Heury VII. tbe dress of tbe English as 3.771.843. But the number of let
King.
ter« In tbe Bible Is said to l>e 3.501.
wan so fantastic and absurd that It
480. ao tbe acre* beat tbe letter», with
Mlream gtrlf*
was difficult to dlatingutah oue sex
■be wan gazing into a face that from tbe other. Io tbe Inventory of something to spare — London Note«
■te facsimile of bls vision, only Heury V. a|>|»ears a "pettk-oat of nil and Queries.
■r even than tbe dream bad damask, with open sleeve«.” There Is
■It.
On th« Wrong Bids,
no mention of a woman's petticoat be
* were all speech lens with tbe fore tbe Tudor period.
A temperance missionary In Glasgow
■ffieaa of tbe incideut. And Ju«-
left a few tracts with a young woman
■• Just recovering himself sod
one morning. Calling at tbe same
Cruel Blow.
■out tu apologize when tbe girl
house a few days after, be was rather
“Are you aware of the fact." re
■rd out her band to him. saying
disconcerted to Hud tbe tratta doing
marked Miss Cutting, "that I am a
duty as curl patters on tbe bend of the
mind reader?'
damsel to wboni be bad given them
"Merab suspected it wenlly.” an
"Weei. my lassie." be remarked. "I see
swered young Softlelgb "Would you
—aw-object’ to wending my mind, ye bave used tbe tracts I left wT ye,
but.” be sdded iu time to turn cun-
doncher know?"
f us Ion Into merriment, "ye ba' putter
“Certainly not.” sbe replied. "Bring
them outside Instead of Inside your i
It with you tbe nest time you calL"
head.”
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Next to Tillamook County
Bank,
T illamook
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H. GOYNE,
A ttorney - at L aw .
Office : Opposite Court House,
T illamook , O regon
T. BOALS, M.D.,
PHYSICIAN * SURGEON,
TILLAMOOK.
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
Office- OLon Building.
Residenoe : Mrs. Weiss' house, west of
Mrs. Walker's
Next Door to Tillamook Count; Bank
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The Best Hotel.
KERRON,
SURGEON,
&
B uilding .
C oncrete
J. P. ALtLiEN, Proprietor.
Tillatncok,
Headquarters for Travelling Men.
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
First Class Table.
M.
PHYSICIAN
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
Oregon.
R. I. M. SMITH,
Comfortable Beds and Accommodation
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
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Office over J. A. Todd 81 Co.,
Tillamook. Ore.
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EYES AND TEETH.
You «pend from $5.(10 to $30.00 per year on
and think nothing of it.
Which would you prefer to loose
c. hawk ,
your teeth
YOUR RYES or YOUR TRRTH7
Your eyes can he looked after from >1.00 to about >8.00.
and thi« will be the total expense for about 3to
5 year«, and often a great dent longer.
Remember VOII can get NEW TRRTH, but not NEW
EYES What VALUE do you place on YOUR
EYES 7 What per cent of insurance would you
pay to keep them an good an at prenent 7
Make yourself a 'Xmas, present of a pair of glannen?
All work guaranteed to be «atisfactory in every respect.
Dr. Henry E. Morris.
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PHYSICIAN &
SURGEON,
BAY CITY, OREGON
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R. BEALS,
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REAL ESTATE,
F inancial A gent ,
Tillamook, Oregon
R. A. D. PERKINS,
RESIDENT DENTIST.
C. S. Atkinson.
Office in Sturgeon's Building.
All Work Guaranteed.
riLLAMfMIK.
MOLINE PLOWS,
Paced Tee Rapidly.
"Walter, ask tbe orchestra to
something different."
"Any particular «election, sir?"
"Something slower. I isn't chew
my food properly in waits time.” —
Kansas city Journal
CARL HABERLACH,
Portland, Astoria and Tillamook City.
FEED, FLOUR AND GRAIN..................... $4 00 Per ton.
CEMENT..................................................................... 4.00
CEMENT-TEN TON LOTS.............................. 3.75
HAY ...........................................................
6.00
CO Al.............................................................................. 4.00
Taxes paid for non
Residents.
“GOLDEN GATE”
frrom the depth of oblivion be emerg-
I at last in a hospital tent, where
|iet nurses moved to and fro and
■ere tbe stillness seemed almost op-
■«slve after the clang and clamor of
* hollow. His left arm was helpless
■I bandaged, and all bis limbs felt
Kgularly weak and bis bead swam
■Uly.
■Vhat Is tbe matter with me?" he
Bed of a nurse.
»ot much now. Mr. Hoste. A bul-
■passed through an artery, and they
ibr Just found you in time. But you
* stsm get up your strength with
■t and care."
tto while away tbe tedium of his
l*r in the hospital be began to draw
)d>sketched the face of a girl be had
lu 4 dream tbe night before lhe
■tie. Bhe had a lovely, serious face,
ttb great, earnest eyes aud a teuder
outt>. She seemed to be standing at
■gate of a beautiful country house,
id: she a pi tea red In bls dream to be
iMlng the gate open for him to pass
■uugh. He called tbe sketch “His
ream Girl.” it proved to be bis best
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DOIT»
A ttornky - at -L aw
P. J. SHARP,
DENTIST,
RESIDENT
Osborne Harrows,
Office across the street from the
Court House.
Dr. Wise's office.
STUDEBAKER,
WAGGONS AND BUGGIES,
GRAIN
WHITE RIVER FLOUR
Th« Best Bread
OREGON.
HA RUHET,
L . The Fashionable Tailor.
C .caning, Fresai ng and Repair
ing a Specialty.
Store in Heins Photographic
Gallery.
Maker cn th« Market
L aw * OWICB B omnm *
Fteuse A. IgM
* W*CUlff.
ÇXOW1NG
C, S. ATKINSON,
Both Phones,
A
COWINC
LAWYERS
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fair
TOWERS FISH BRAND
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Tillamook Iron Works
General Machinist* k Blacksmith*. »
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K. CASE,
Beller Werk, Leerer*« Werk eed Heavj Ferglei
Flee ■•ekle« Werk a Nperlalty.
WATERPROOF
OILED
CLOTHING
win yr»c yuu niu vanra
tor ewry dokw
and keen you dry In
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