T1LLAMÖOK HEADLIGHT, JANUARY 20, 1910-
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Sunshine and Dust.
There I n inure H um in liie |iku*e* it-
lu in I mi i ed by the kuu * m rnyx i I niii III
Ili<n<e wldctl we enll h I iik I. v . if .vol
look illuug n lieiiiii of light iim if HlremiK
throng!) n uhidow or n ctiliik In tie*
door ydii will wee InniJinernlde di^t
p.irtlrle« darning alx^ut in the light.
You will I m » t«»ld by inoHt per<onM th,-it
there lx JtiMt ax much duxt In the non*
Illumina ted parts of the room as in the
more favored xpneex. but you <nim<>t
nee the pnrtlrlex because the rays <i »
nut fall dirwtly upon them You will
think that th!« lx eminently plamdliie.
but it lx not tbe cast». The xun falling
upoi the ulr « i ent<»x irregular <m i ••ms.
und IbvMt» vurreniM xtlr up the «luxt and
collect It Iti layerx along the line of
light: hence there lx more dust where
the nun xhinex than elHewheie. A <n
rloui exfierlence in u museum gave
proof of thix.
It uax noticed lh.it
there wax iilwayx more dilxl oil tbe
glilHR ciihch exposed to the KUlibeiimM
than ou those whl< b were never tom h
ed by the rnyM of the great orb. a ml
this led to iiu Inquiry, with the nlx>ve
rexulL
Traced by a Thsrmumstar.
One night many years ago Hr White
law was walking along with tin- iiu - h
Seliger when lie huh Het i || h >|) ami
knocked down In a lonely purl ot the
road. Ills iHH'kelH were rltleil. unit lie
wits left lying on the road witli a
fracture of tbe tlliulu One ot tin- nr
tlcles stolen was a clinical tlierimmu'
ter with which lie hud tlmt en-iiiiig
taken the teni|ieriitiire ot a piiilt-nt
antTerlng from enteric fever. He re
membered the leui|>eraiiire registered.
u I ho that lie bud not shaken down Hie
mercury before putting the thermome
ter buck In Ills pis'ket. anil tie com
muulciited these furls to the pollre.
Rome tltpe after«'« nt n tlieriiioinelrr
registering the kientlcql teiiqh-ruture
wnk discovered In a pawnshop In
Glasgow, anil by this means the po
lire were enabled to trurk tin- ilis-tor s
assailants mid to arrest them In one
of the Glusgow theaters.-Glasgow
Medical Journal.
Shell Sculptors.
Tl.r“HCTLWK*i mnrilpnlutril the comb
of pale, tranSImem tofttitay «liell like
putty, tmilillng tile top with hU 4U>
gers Inlolmall balls
"You thought ive curved shell, hey?"
he said, with an Itullmi neei-tit. “No.
no. AVe heat It up mid mold It. We
are shell sculptors."
He (is'k three pieces of shell from a
fmt of steaming water and laid them
very carefully, one on top of the other.
In ii press
“Shell Is like pine.” he said. “Ttie-o
three plis-es «III weld together, mid
not n shrii of a seam will show Some,
times we Hehl ollie, four. Inenty ple> es
together
I learned
|>les. I don't want
Neapolltnna are the
ahell and coral that
the
world."—rhlladelph la
H»r Transformation.
Irene whs a Illite street waif. A kind
hour ted Honis ti < all's) her Into her
home our dav. gave her s Istth, limali
ed her hnlr unit arrsogist It Iss-oiiiliia.
I.r. fyltui II with a i leiin pretty rllilsm.
thru sti-pissl tank to view tbe result.
A friend who «a» pnsM-nt reinnrkisl
timi I here was aneh » ilia top' one
would scarcely know that It was the
same child. Tls n tin- little girl s|s»ke
up timidly. "Hui my name's Irene yet.
ain't II J"-ItetiiHsiior.
Mr. O'DsnnvII and Ih» Hsur.
An ezcelleut laut hsh i»-rp. irsi-d II»
the boli»» of isaiimoUH one morning 4t
half i«Ht I o'clock Mr. U'D»>»nril was
tlie author Ile rose .uddciil.v io ni»
feet and cut Itilo tht- il,-luiIr «Hb. “Al
Itila late hour of thè nniruliig. Mr
Speaker" -
"Early hour you meati.“ from the
government ben, bea.
"Well Mr S|«*«iker." he lonilnunt.
“at thia early huur of tbe toilqwlug
Tru» Enough.
Irritateli Cttiarn Areti't y<m aabani
•si of yourw'lf. gvlng aliuiil alili that
Street orgao nad leudlug su, h • lai»
llfq? Street OrgaulM -May tifi»? Why.
•Ir. Ilf» wltlt tue la un» tasig daliy
grimi. - Kc ho.
He Lived Well.
He-Te* he livre nn tbe fat of the
land Sb»- IVhat Is be? Ile-An anti-
fa t medicine tuauufnctnrrr * CuuiR
CtMfi.
Wanted—An Intsrprrter.
It was a care of assault, and tbe lit
erally downtrodden wife was laying
her grlevaucea before the magistrate.
"He started by giving me a biff on
the nut.” explained the angry com*
plaluant.
“My good woman.” rebuked tbe mflff*
Istrate, "you mustn't talk like that
here. I suppose you mean he ga ve
you a blow upon the bead.”
“Yus, yer wasbup. An’ then 'e tried
ter do me lu by chuckin' 'is 'baccy box
at me.”
"By which 1 presume you mean.” In-
ter|>osed the justice of the peace se
verely. "that he tried to Injure you
by precipitating ills box of tobacco at
you. Tray proceed and avoid slang
und Inform tbe court what other In
juries be Inflicted upon you.”
"Weil. then, he—er—be"—
"Come, come!” snapped the magis
trate. really beginning to lose his tem
per. “Don't waste the time of the
court."
Tbe III used wife looked about ber
helplessly.
“Excuse me. yer washup." she ex-
claimed at length. “but I was wonder-
In' what whs the pet name In this 'era
court for a biff on tbe Jib.'”—Loudon
Answers.
Woman—and Hor Master.
Tlie nhlloHopher mid bls friend snt
fur luto the night illM-oiiisiiig on tblDgs
lu general mill amoklng strung shag.
"Wonimi." »aid tbe former oracu
larly. "was meant to fill a suliordlnate
position In the scheme of creution.
She
Man Is naturally her master,
caunot rationally oppose bis will, He
is Instinctively and by tbe law of nat-
ural selection the domlnant animal
Woman may learn to revolt, but abe
cun ucver learn to rule. Sbe has one
mission In life—that of obedience.
Man Is born to lend, woman to follow.
Muu Is boro to command, woman to
comply. She Is secure only In her
weakness. It is at oDce her duty and
delight to obey her superior and”—
Then tbe door opened, and there ap
peared tbe heud of n female thereat.
“Theophilus," Bald a stern voice,
“bow often have I told you not to
smoke your horrid tobacco In tbe li
brary? It's half paat 2, air. Com to
ls-d Instantly.”
And tbe philosopher sighed, shook
bls friend silently by tbe band • nd
went—1-ondon Sketch.
A Tempest In a Teapot.
Whnt war wus caused by a clay ter.
pot?
For an answer to thia question we
must go. as might be supposed, tn th”
hind of pigtails and porcelain. The
story goes tbnt n Chinese emperor in
olden days gave ns u mark of •peclr'
favor u mngulficent clay teapot of rare
design to Ini Hung Chang, hla favorite
mandarin. Thia was luld up as u price
less iHiMesaloti among the treasures o’
Lo llung or borne at Ills side by two
attendants at all high public festival',
and functions. A rival mandarin suw
these signa of distinction with the
green eyes of jealousy and hired a
mun to tirenk the obnoxious pot. Tho
clumsy fellow was caught In the act
and betrayed Ills master. War follow
ed between the two mandarins and
their respective followers, which re
sulted In Hie overthrow and death of
In> llung Chung and the reception of
bls rival Into royal favor lu his place.
Soot on His Sult.
They were hqvlng a spelling lesson
at a certain district acbool th» other
day. and the little scholars were fill
arranged In front of the teacher, spell
ing away for dear life, trying to see
Irnw near they could get to the head.
The word "chimney" was given out
to a little black eyed girl who had been
»lielllng words correctly throughout
tlie morning, but she missed this on-*
by Imidvertently leaving out the "h.”
Quick as a wink th» Illite hoy next
her iHiunced on tbe word and spelled
It correctly.
"You luay go up one, Johnnie.” sal>)
tbe teacher.
"I don’t want to." whined Johnnie,
getting ready to cry. “My mother
would whip me If I did. because I d
get all over soot.” —I-oudou Fun.
Might Have Been Put Differently.
We cut the announcement below
from n New Zealand |Hip«r: “Notice.—
The .Maoris «bo are breeding pigs In
Takahue. aueb as Mm. I'eter and Mr.
Ham Yntea. are »u|>po«ed to look after
their |>lga and keep tbeiu away from
rooting my |oiddik ka, or else If they
do not I shall about every pig I coin»
acruM. Hcvrvtary 1» Howell."
Till» Is decidedly one of tbe things
tbut might have been put differently.—
Weatliiliister Gaaette.
On th» Road t» Learning.
“You say you know uotblug at alt
• bout our railway?" said th» official
“Nothing whatever.” answered th»
• pptlcaut for employment.
"Well, you come highly recommend
ed. I supiwae we li, bar» to put you
lu tbe bureau of Informativa and let
the traveling public educata you."—
Washington Atar.
Probably.
Myer-I wonder why Browne added
the
to hla name after luhnvlGug a
fortini»’ Uyee-lle probably figures
eut to hla own aatisfactloo that rich
people are eutltled to more ease than
poor people.-1.ondoo Globe
Tb» W.«»r J«,.
The Idea of driving piles with a
water jet was borrowed by engineers
from the clam, a small shellfish which
burrows twelve to fourteen Incben Into
hard sand or mad by thia pevceen
A ttorney - at -L aw .
Dropped tho Subject.
“Five thousand dollars for a d-jg*”
be exclaimed as be looked up from
bis uewspsper. “Lio you believe any
one ever paid any such price. Marla?
"I'm sure I don't know. James." she
returned without stopping her needle
work even for a moiueut "Does tbe
paper say that much was paid?’
"Yes. There's an article on valuable
dogs, and It speaks of one that was
sold for $5.000. I dou't believe It.”
“It may be true. James." sbe said
quietly. "Some of these well bred ani
mals bring fancy prices, aud there's uo
particular reason why tbe paper should
lie about It.”
"1 know that. Maria. But Just think
of It—just try to grasp tbe magnitude
of tbut sum In your weak feminine
mind! You don't seem to realize it.
Five thousand dollars for a dog! Why.
bang it. Maria, that's more than I'm
worth!”
"I know It. James, but some are
worth more than others."
She went calmly on with her sewing,
while he fumed and sputtered for a
moment and then dropped tbe subject,
especially tbe weak feminine mtDd
part of it.
You
Then let well enough alone and
don't get him any madder "—Cleve
land leader
Imperiled Treasure.
Indignant Wlfe-Tbat new chauffeur
has only just brought the chlklreu and
me home, and now he's taken tbe cook
out for a apto Husband-Great bear-
•u U» down t half know bow to man
age a car. and abe a tbe first decent
cook wq*vn bad tn a yuar.-Brooklyn
Ufe
Taxes paid for non
Residents.
Your eyes can be looked after from $1.00 to about $8.00,
Jand this will be the total expense for about J to
5 years, and often a great deal longer.
Remember you can get NEW TEETH but not NEW
EYES What VAXUE do you place on YOUR
EYES ? What per cent of insurance would you
pay to keep them as good as at present r
Make yourself a Xmas, present of a pair of glasses
AH work guaranteed to be satisfactory in every respect.
Office opposite Post Office,
Both phones.
H. COOPER,
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
Dr. Henry E. Morris.
»
T illamook ,
li
C arl
Butterfat Alfalfa Meal
haberlach ,
Office across the street and north from
the Post Office.
H. GOYNE,
ONLY 90c. PER SACK.
A ttorney - at L aw .
Star Brand Process Rolled
Barley,
Office : Opposite Court House,
T illamook , O regon
THE BEST ON THE MARKET.
A.
$ 1.50
40.00
6.00
bbl. $6.50 ;;
aSk 1.90
751b. lb. sack ......................
Per Ton, Lighthouse Flour
Flour, per bbl .........................
Snow Drift, .........................
Snow Drift Flour ........... .. •. .
O regon .
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
We have a R-ood supply on hand and will sell
our friends and cnstomera while it lasts.
MAKES MORE MILK,
MORE BUTTERFAT,
MORE CHEESE and MORE MONEY
For the .farmer than any other leed. Try a sack.
W. SEVERANCE,
A ttorney - at -L aw
T illamook
WM. CURTIS Í y IÍ k ‘ bwo 1
O regon
T. Bf'ALS, M.D.,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
TILLAMOOK-!
Office- Olson Building.
Residence : Mrs. Weiss' house, west of
Mrs. Walker's.
XPORT BEER,
M. KERRON,
KAISER BLUME,
Unsurpassed. Non-Intoxicating.
PHYSICIAN &
MALT TEA.
C oncrete
STAR
SURGEON
B uilding .
Oregon.
Tillamcok,
J2JR- I- M. SMITH,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
Office over J. A. Todd & Co..
Columbia Bottling Co.,
Astoria, Oregon-
Nod« Waters. Sipthons, Bartlett Mineral
Tillamook. Ore.
C. HAWK,
Water.
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
BAY CITY, OREGON.
r
A. K. CASE,
PROP11BTOR
Tillamook Iron Works <
i
General Machinists & Blacksmiths
Boiler Work, Logger’» Work »nd Heavy Forging
Fine Machine Work a Specialty.
TILLAMOOK
S
OB EGON
REAL ESTATE,
F inancial A gent
Tillamook, Oregon.
j Q)R
A. D- PERKINS,
RESIDENT DENTIST.
Office in Sturgeon's Building.
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
You Use Them.
We Sell Them.
The Aurora Borealis.
Whatever may be tbe cause of tbe
aurora borealis. Its height does not ap
pear to be limited by tbe atmosphere.
The rays sometimes touch the earth Io
8candlnavla. coming between tbe ob
server and elevated places, but Flogel
years ago obtained data showing that
a large aurora seen lu northern Ger
many must bare bad a height of silty
ml lea and that tbe rays often rise to
«0 rnllea. their points glowlog with
red light.
"No.”
in office.
YOUR EYES or YOUR TEETH?
Rarely Disturbed.
Two spiders who dwelt In different
parts ot a church chanced to meet to
gether lu the aisle bne day when out
for a constitutional.
"How are you getting on?” said spi
der No. 1 to spider No. 2.
"Ob. moderately!” was tbe reply. "I
don't feel very comfortable on Sun-
du.vs. I live In tbe pulpit under tbe
cushion, and on that day the parson
cornea and bangs tbe book and sends
his fists on tbe side, and I bare to
keep very close or else some day I
think he'll bit me. He bangs with
such a force that 1 know he'll squash
me to a Jelly.”
"Oh, you come and live wltb meT”
said bls comimnion. “I'm never trou
bled. I’m slways comfortable and nev
er disturbed from one year’s end to tbe:
other.”
"ludeed!” said tbe other spider.
"Anil where do you l!ve?"
"Ob, 1 five la tbe poorbox!” was the
reply.— Pearson’e Weekly.
Seeking Per Danger.
■rm going to lick Smith.'*
“Whyr
"He said 1 was a horse thief and a
liar.”
“DM be prove ItF*
Complete set of Abstract Books
and think nothing of it.
Which would you prefer to loose
Coimic Dust.
A par'lcle of dust one-bundred thou-
santb of an Inch I d diameter hi held
lu Its place In space by tbe force
of gravitation, but a particle smaller
than this Is pushed outward Into space
by the weight of tbe sun's light be
cause as tbe particle becomes smaller
Its surface, which Is subject to pres
sure. becomes greater In proportion to
Its weight.
Tbe sun's corona, tbe zodiacal light,
the aurora borealis and tbe comet’s
tall are all composed of these Infinitely
minute particles. In some cases white
hot and In others merely Illuminated
by tbe sun. which are being constantly
driven away from the sun by tbe pres
sure of its light.
In tbe case of tbe aurora borealis
there is a movement of the light both
away from and toward the sun. This
Is explained by tbe theory that tbe
weight of tbe aun's light presses tbe
particles outward Into apace for • cer
tain distance and that then a certain
number of them cohere together until
they have »tittlelent weight to be at
tracted toward tbe sun once more by
tbe force of gravitation.
Antiquity of Fishing.
Probably no branch of indurtry can
lay claim to greater antiquity than
tlmt of fishing. Its origin would seem
to be coeval with tbe earliest efforts
of human ingenuity, for tbe oldest
monuments of antiquity show tbe fish-
er man In full poosesslon of tbe Imple
ments of hla calling, and even those
tribes of savages wblcb have learned
neither to keep docks nor to till the
fields are skilled In tbe fabrication of
the hook, the fish spear and tbe net.
The earliest civilization of the eastern
Mediterranean was begun with fishing.
Sidon. wblcb means "fishery.” was
originally a fishlug village, and Its en
terprising Inhabits ma devoted their at
tention mainly to tbe collection of a
certain kind of mollusks, from wblcb
they prepared tbe famous tyrlan pur
ple. prised more highly for the rich
uess and variety of Its hues than any
other dye known to tbe ancients.
EYES AND TEETH.
spend from $5 «0 to $20.00 per year on your teeth
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
AU Work Guaranteed.
OREGON
TILLAMOOK.
p* J* sharp ,
RESIDENT
DENTIST
Office across the street frotu/th«
Court House.
Dr. Wise’s office.
Next Door to Tillamook Connty Bonk.
SARCHET,
f- . The Fashionable Tail*
The Best Hotel.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
J. P. HULiBN. Proprietor.
Headquarters for Tmvelling Men
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
A First Class Table.
T
CLEANING & PRESSINO
Did You Ever Try
neatly dona
HARRIS’S NEW FEED AND
LIVERY HARN,
If. not, give him a call.
Everything first-daas.
TOGGERY I
Second
block South of P.O.
w. G.
Store in Heins Photograph
Gallery
J^OBERT A. MILLER,
Comfortable Beds aud Accommodation
at the
Cleaning, Pressing and Repair'
ing a Specialty.
HARRIS, Prop
A ttornky - at -L aw ,
í-and Titles, Land Oftce BdR-
ness and Mining Law.
fortland ,
or ego *.
Room. 30« Covro
¡Hin»
L»» b ornes B vmhms
» SrSClALTT.
r“>owiWG
COWINC
LAWYERS
Boo« 1U Wr>»c arras Bcw-aw
T»a. *»» o*a arwasra.
■ Xe»t to Ils V B Laad O*c.
D'RTLAND, ORBC’Oh.
ìm m nim ni
good Bit
Craig, fi
t figure u,
Sllmll u»
pii« Iwgai
la)
e ouf
Hla Generosity.
“Yea.” a.-v'l the tired looking womm.
1 have a very generous husband, end
this Is the way lie gets that reputation.
Tbe otlii-r day I worked mid »laved hi
the kitciieu for about ten hour» mak
ing Jelly. Il was my first attempt. so
I bad considerable trouble ami liiirmsl
my fingers alamt seventeen different
times. It tiirueil out pretty gis'il. Ilow
ever, and uf course 1 huh proud mat
delighted. That night I pm some on
the table for dinner, and liil'band go*
eut busiest Ic.
“Next day he was visiting a sl< k
friend of his. a man. by the vhi . v . quite
able to buy anything lie might warn
and whose wife never lifts her finger
Ou leaving Mr Geta-rous Husband
says: 'My wife made some pretty good
jelly tbe other day. You mlglii like
some. I'll send you up halt a dozen
jars.'
.
"Now. wouldn't tlmt frost you or
rasp yon or whatever they say. Half ii
dozen jars! After all my work to hand
that Jelly over Io a man whose wife Is
too lazy to breathe! I made exactly
eight Jars, so we will have one more
Unless tie lias already proinlsist It to
souM-l»,dy else.”—New York I'ri-ss
BOVTd,