Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934, January 13, 1910, Image 5

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    TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JANUARY 13, 1S1O.
:BS' COURT
B
. — J. H. Dunstan,
chair-
I i man;
_...
Otto Walther, O. A. Jackson,
John Hickey, Wyss case.... 21 40 E. T. Coulson........................
6 52
Cyrus Randall, Wyss case... 21 UO Ray Woods.................................
68
6 Mills—Road judges; A. W. Bunn, E. K. Gilbert, W. D. Bodyfelt, salary ......... 78 CO Eddie Coulson............................ 1 12
I G. H. Foland, clerks.
Carl Curl.....................................
| H- T. Botts, stenographer
1 12
Appointed.
L ittle N estucca .—S. H. Rock,
9 4(1 U. S. Edwards and team........ 15 70
and transcribing..................
I County Commis- ' chairman; W. A. Miller, Fred
J. C. Bewley, truant officer.. 12 34 Clyde Webb.................................
3 47
jd of County Judge
i Scherzinger, judges; D. J. Dunn. Mason, Pennington A Co.,
E. R. Hays..................................
90
id and Commis-
W. H. Christensen, Chas. Fox,
meh............................................. 13 35 N. Sandoze.................................. 6 97
Bodyfelt and H. V.
clerks.
5 62
Headlight printing ............. . . 52 16 C. W. Kinnaman......................
ision from Wednes-
UNION.—H. A. Miles, chairman; King A Smith, meh................. 11 10 Peter Newberg..........................
3 15
nntil this (Thurs- j R. Allen, W. R. Robedee, jhdges;
5 85
C. A. Patzlaf, meh., county
H..J,-
Tohl
.................................
»nd the following
W. T. Raleigh, D. T. Werschkul,
poor............................................ 24 25 Charley Wooley and team.... 19 12
Bsacted:
G. A. Hoover, clerks.
C. E. Reynolds, meh.............
6 50 James Woods,............................ 19 57
is made as follows:
SAND L ake .—E. E. Webb, chair­ C. F. Shortridge, help in
Ollie Woods................................ 15 07
102........... $11,992.40 man; U. S. Edwards, H. H. Hayes,
clerk’s office..............
....
2 50 John Moon................................ 17 10
»14..........
174.60 juiges; H. J. Tohl, N. J. Myers, J. Guy C. Vaughn, due on re­
J. Grazen..................................... 19 12
529,07 R. Thompson, clerks.
port ......... ...................................
3 18 Adam Lipen................................ 19 12
70,543.51
B laine .—W. D. Gladwell, chair­ Jones A Kundson, meh........
12 00 John Creecy................................ 5 85
104,886.44 man; W. N. Bays, L. P. Gray, M. D. Reading, deputy sheriff 3 (X)
a
D. Moon............. . ........................ 17 77
judges; Forest J. Ayer, R. O. C. W. Talmage, attorney's
R. O. Richards.......................... 39 90
BOOO mills $188,116.02 Richards, F. J. Welch, clerks.
fees in Buchanan and
W. Yornell.................................... 10 35
■ levied taxes on the
H ebo .—J. J. McGinnis, chairman;
Baker cases ............................ 20 00 E. G. Anderson........................
1 80
I districts: No. 18, Axel Nelson, C. C. Jensen, judges;
Work in R. D. No. 1.
Lee Lyster................................... 11 25
17 mills; No. 22, 3 Frank L. Owens, Geo. Worthing­ Geo. Knight and team.........
5 40 Bob Huston................................ 2 02
I mills; No. 42, 0.5 ton, O. W. Bodyfelt, clerks.
C. V. Preston..............................
9 00 C. W. Body felt..........................
45
kills.
DOLPH.—Dave McKinney, chair­ Geo Wilks ................................. 26 00 Emil Wooley and team......... 12 «I
fcf refunding taxes man; Orley Kellow, Wm. Baxter, Chester Wilks............................
6 75 Frank Griest............................. 10 57
I
I the sum of $81.10 judges; Geo. Baxter, F. L. Martin, F. Zaddach's team.................. ..
4 50 Feark Simmeral........................ 10 57
Fred Emery.............. ’............... 12 60 W. Warnell........................
fended.
Wm. H. Flippin, clerks.
10 57
bf delinquent taxes II. Crenshaw, laundry.........
0 65 G. Zaddach.................................
5 17 C. Wooley and team................. 18 00
■ w J-i and W V4 of H. -Crenshaw, board bill....... 144 (0 Chas. Easom............................. 12 60 Lee Lyster and team...............
9 45
LG S., R. 9 W, the Tillamook City Water Works. 10 86 ChaB. Easom jr..........................
6 75 John Lawrance and team.... 2 25
(was remitted.
E. T. Haltom, merchandise . 16 00 Ed. Womelsdorf........................
2 25 E. Borba......... .............................
2 25
of the appointment Thos.Thompson, team .........
4 05 John Hykel.................................
6 75 Al Bunn and team....................
1 35
toeace for the third Long A Co., lumber................. 94 94 Julius Erickson........................
3 37 John Borba and team.............
4 05
W. F. Brown was Preston Williams, road work.
5 60 Dan Hickey................................
6 97 A. W. Bunn and team .........
1 35
Berns, Bros., road work .... 10 75 A. Hansen and team................. 13 50 R. B. McClay.............................
[the vacancy.
2 25
Df the petition of G. Alfred Olofson, pait payment
Work in R. D. No. 3.
1 57
H. G. Poland.,..........................
to be appointed
on Necarney road.................
J. R. Cnstelean.......................... 97 62 H. Davidson................................ 1 90
ace for second dis- Ernest Worthington, hauling 8 90 ’ F. M. Trout........... . .................. 146 (0 Dave Imlah.................................. 14 <«l
■s rejected.
Jos. Effenberger, lumber .... 80 74 W. Hadley and team...............
2 25 Frank Griest................................ 18 90
Df the appointment Krebs Bros., lumber............... 33 44 — Bumgarner............................ 29 25 F. M. Simmeral........................ ' • 62
eace for the second Watt Bros., merchandise ....
1 CO Roy Trout..................................... 97 37 John Heilmeyer and team. . 13 27
rt appointed E. W. Fred Burton, gravel.............
2 00 C. Mattoon................................... 72 62
Work in R. D. No. 3.
le vacancy.
95
6 00 R. McFall...............................
Cloverdale Mercantile Co.,
J- Kennedy.................................
rvisors were appoin-
merchandise.. ................ ;.... 13 • M. Abplanalp......... ,..................
6 00 W. Randall.......... ......................
50
lo. 1, Fred Zaddach; Fred Miles, road work...........
7 87 D. Tinnerstet and team......... 53 25 Leonard Rush............................
90
tey; No. 3. W. B. Albert Mason, merchandise.
8 50 Geo. Tinnerstet and team.... 63 00 Clarence Tittle........................... .
90
T. Gaechter............................... 41 25 Frank Tone..................................
4, Bell Johnson; Tillamook Lumber Mfg. Co.,
35
Farmer; No. 6. A.
lumber................ ...................... 118 77 ! F. Tilden and team................. 63 75 S. Smith.......................................
50
Bud Withrow and team.........
16
C. L. Fox Lumber Co., lum­
2 25 J. Williams.................................
||Kof the approval of
ber ........................ . . . ................ 16 17 J. Durrer and team.................. 44 25 Edward Stasack................ .........
Short Sand Beach, the J. M. Weiss & Sons, lumber. 86 81 Lester Jones................................ 27 00 John Morgan..............................
ipppoved.
King A Smith,merchandise . 27 13 E. Bush.........................................
3 37 Steve Jones................................
matter of the approval of W. D. Gladwell, lumber .... 51 t0 W. C. Rogers.............................. 22 50 Geo. Higgenbothaui...............
50
Kof Lake Lytle, the same Lamb A Davis, lumber......... 13 80 L. Ekloff....................................... 18 00 Henry Kunze................ .............
00
John Rees, road work...........
1 80 Lester Lucas.............................. 11 25 R. Maxwell.................*...............
35
loved.
■natter of the application Nelson A Co. , merchandise ... . 9 50 — Nettler..................................... 11 25 W. Maxwell... .............................
10
35
hn Squire* for a road, Otto Peter Newberg, corduroy.... 36 85 M. Eggernburger.................... 15 75
Ha ns wist................................
L Gjy C. Vauhn and Henry Julius Tohl, 194 rods of punch­
Fred Miles................................... 10 12 L. Woolf.......................................
75
99
Ire re appointed a board of
ing ...................... ...................... 339 50 F. Dye..........................................
9 00 R. Reed...............................
Charles Wooley, posts....... 2 50 A. Brown.....................................
■vers to meet Feb. 14.
9 00 S. V. Andereon...............
matter of the contract be- Wm. Thun, lumber ................. 44 80 N. Dye........................................... II 25 A. Abplanalp......... .
Blamook County and E. E. Will Kirk, roadwork ........ 15 (0 E. Dye.......................................... 42 75 T. Guetcher ...................
nother contract was accept- E. W. Stanley, roadwork....
1 57 V. Holden and team............... 13 50 Nelson & Co............. . . . . .
A. Provoost, merchandise...
8 50 — Hannenkrat............................ 34 50 R. Wilke, team.............
— Wilks ...................................... 15 75 Jim Kodad......... .
ie matter of judgment of Provoost Bros. & Van De
Wiele, merchandise.............
S 80
berzinger, A. M. Commons
W. A. Shaw...............
Work in R. D. No. 2.
51 74 John Alegg.................................
C. and A. W. Fletcher, who N. J. Dye, road work.............
2 25 W. Kodad...............
rardead damages at the cir- Karl Kummerle, road work.. 51 75 W. Hare........ ............................
2 67 W. Elliott.......................
irt, this coming up, all that S. C. Wood, posts .................. 23 00 Wm. Hoskins’ team................
6 75 Vaughn A Provoost Co
rt would allow was, Fred Tillamook Lumber Mfg. Co.,
John Hickey, Oct. and Nov.. 19 35 D. Billings........................
lumber ..................................... 108 82 F. Illingsworth.......................
iger, $225; A. M. Commons,
2 47 Frank ................................
4 OO John Cromloff............................
!. C. and A. W. Fletcher, C. E. Donaldson, plank ....
1 12 H. Kinnaman..............
full for damages and costs Preston Marolf, hauling .... 31 ;50 E. Cromloff.............................
1 12 B. Pierce............................
J. H. McNamer, work on road 250 50 John Alegg............. . ..................
mses.
5 ■ N. J. Dye..........................
i of Tillamook Water Works Alex McNair Co., meh ......... tt 65 John Hickey, team..................
7 20 Frank Dye, team...........
Trojan Powder Co., powder . 112 13 Bob Kennedy............................
ras continued.
5 62 Connie Dye......................
l of road report in district S. L, Jonas, work on road .... 2 80 W. Illingsworth....'................ 55 77 A. Sherman......................
C. L. Doughnev, hauling.... 36 80 Wm. Hoskins, team.................
ks continued.
6 30 Ira Spencer....».«........
11
John Spencer............. .
of E. T. Haltom for $16, the L. Hiner, meh............................ 51 00
Work in R. D. No. 6.
ling filed in duplicate, was I. W. Sweeney Cons. Co.,
Ward Sappington.................... 31 50 H. Kinnaman............................ ■
powder..................................... 100 00
1
J. W. Bodyfelt.......................... 22 50 T. Higgenbotham............... .
D. Wood,
repairing
7
matter of the application W.
D. McKinney..............................
« 75 F. Jones.......................................
bridge ...;.................. 18 00
33
Nichols and others lor the
Arch Meyer.................................
3 15 N. J- Dye.....................................
5 00
27
of a county road it was or- C. S. Wells, road work...........
M. D. Kellow..............................
1 80 G. Higgenbotham and team.
11
T.
Higgenbotham
.....................
kat S. W. Elliott, Dan Good- E. D. Hoag, meh.................... 14 75 Tom Kellow........... ,..................
1 80
knd Otto Schrader be ap- H, Crenshaw, subpoena in
N. Hansen................................... 13 93 G. Zimmerman........... .............. II
Multnomah
Co
......................
50
S. Jones....................................... 11
a board of road viewers to
Work in R. D. No. 7.
H. Crenshaw, for rig for jury 7 at
pruary 7.
F. Jones and team................... m
W. Turner.....................................
3 37
Road Reports.
Court appointed the fol> H. Crenshaw, expenses re­
6 75 Chas. Adkins..........................
turning A. C. McKeen........ 36 40 B. Turner.....................................
3 60
ha med judges and clerks of
A. Blum.......................................
3 37 E. W. Stanley..............................
St. Mary’s Hospital, care of F.
3 37
Ito serve for two years :
4 97 Jim Tompkins............................
X. Moreau ......................
51 75 H. Moore.......................................
4 06
L em .—O. A. Lommen, chair-
1 12 L. L. Stillwell..............................
5 01 Chas. Desmond......................
1 N
fed Zaddach, Wm. Tubbe- Astoria Hotel, board of ditlo.
0 75
ttges; Geo. R. McKimene, Pacific Tel. A Tel. Co........... •22 10 I. H. Moore................................
Work in R. D. No. 7.
T. W. Lyster..............................
2 CO Frank Hedeger..........................
2 25
Kenberger, D. S. Boyakin, H. F. Goodapeed, salary .... 1(0 00
3 60 Will Kirk............... .................... 15 07
E. T. Haltom, meh................. 16 00 M. Dailey...................................
1 80 Guss Geors................................ 13 50
4 27 Preston Marolf........................
L—W. H. Hoskins, chair- J. K. Gill Co., meh.................
D. B. Darby.................. .........
9 (0
r. h . Sales, John Hickey, H. C. Eastland, medical at-
Coat Bill, State vs. F. C. Baker.
4 50 G. W. Sappington.................
tendance ........... . ... ................ 50 50 Hubert Edgar..........................
7 40
A. C. Daniels, Albert
9 98 G. P. Wilt, witness..............
W. D. Wood, freight............... 76 75 C. S. Wells................................
1 70
S. M. Batterson, clerks,
9 98 P. B. C. Lucas......................
1 70
ALDI—N. McMillan, chair- J. C. Holden, salary............... 206 6« L. Darby.................. ..................
Norman
Olds
............................
1 80 C. Atkinson, do.....................
J.
C.
Holden,
freight
.......
8
80
M. Shearer, J. M. Harrison,
1 70
7 *15 Ed Laughlin, do.. .. ........ .
1 70
F. P. Hobson, C. A. John- K. Mills, salary.......................... 100 00 M. Hurst.....................................
L. Emlof...................... ............ .
2 25 Ed Laughlin, constable....
Mrs. H. H. Sharp, help in
3 30
in Kabkee, clerks.
Work in R. D. No. 6.
clerk's office......... .................. 34 80
■S. W. Elliott, chairman;
Coroner's Inquest.
Ed Hanennkrat........................
2 25 W. C. Hawk............. .
Nichols, A. Magnuson, Howard Drew, help in clerk's
6 50
office .........................................
3 60 Geo. Nelson, witness,.........
8 50 C. E. Black.............................
Theo. Jacoby, C. W. Pike,
2 (XI
W. S. Buel,salary..................... 166 66 Chas. Eklof ..............................
V 45 C. L. Fox, juror........... ..
leks, clerks.
3 00
1 25 B. Apsley................................
2 25 Hiram Eadus, juror........
3 00
■oog.—H. T. Botts, chair* W. S. Buel, incidentals.........
2 00 S. Davis, juror....
3 50
to. P. Wilt M. V. Stillwell, J. H. Johnson, salary ...... 100 00 O. Redburg................. ;............
2 75 S. Bode), juror....
3 (0
H. E. Morris, Elmer D. A. M. Hare, salary.................. 200 (X) J. Jenson ................................. ..
H. Crenshaw, salary............. 266 66 W. H. Christensen ........... .
1 :r. A. Lilly, juror........
3 00
ohn Perry, clerks.
5 40 C. B. Calder, juror
IMTON.—Thoa. Coates,chair­ John Aschim, salary............. 1(0 <10 A. M. Commons......................
3 <0
2 25 Coat Bill State vs. Mrs. C. E Bu­
imer Mason, F. S. White­ F. J. Ayer, deputy sup......... 30 70 T. R. Wilson..............................
3 15
chanan.
fudges; T. B. Handley, P. A. M. Farmer, sup........ :.... 67 60 W. M. Glick..............................
6 75 G. W’. Sappington.....................
lhead. C. B. Van tress, Orley Kellow, sup..................... 30 (0 A. Arstill............... . ..................
4 «0
C. E. Donaldson, sup............. 18 00 G. Dawson.... ........................
2 70
State vs Web Elliott
28 12 G. W. Sappington....... .............
3w.—Morrison Milla, chair- W. H. Hoskins, sup.............. 24 00 J. A. Imlah................................
5 <0
56 25
K. Donaldson. Wm. Max- Guy Vaughn, sup.................... 53 10 J. W. Imlah. ......................
State vs. Frank Aviolio.
37 50 W D. Dailey...............
11 (0 G. W. Sappington................
w 0 30
iges; W. K Noyes. D. R. A. A. Imlah, sup ...........
28 80 Gua Nelson.................... . ...........
et.
Myron T rowbridge. I Fred Zaddach. sup................. 60 CO D. B. Dailey ............................
2 90
Geo. Vaughn, sup................... 21 CO Norman Olds..........................
16 65 Geo. Hitchcock........................
4 *>
E. Knight..................................
15 30 W. M. Tobin................... :...........
ATE.--John
4 80
A.
Biggs >Wm. E. Easom, wood f r
23 85
4 00 Roy Main....................................
State vs. Henry Jennings.
; S. W. Grabel. Jacob i John Conklin ........................
Hubert Edgar............. .
2 92 G. W. Sappington....................
4 45
judges ; Gust Janser. W. H. Easom, deputy sheriff
for Port of Nehalem ..........
3 (0 Preston Marolf ............ 25
Ed. Ijiughlin....................
6 80.
Higgins. S. cJ. Bump.
10 80
Glass A Prudhomme, meh.. 36 (0 G. C. Vaughn and team ....
State vs. Ben Center.
2 25 G. W. Sappington ...................
5 or
-Goo. W. Phelps, chair- | J. H. Dunstan, survey of road 3 (0 H. R. Brown............................
10 80 Ethelyn Crawford.........
I Ike Wells........... .............. ...........
fT Berber, B. UHiri, Mrs. Wm, Hoover, board of
1 I 80
0 (0 Agnes Tittle..........................
county poor............. .
0 00 Geo. Edgar r»..........
M. Austin. A. A. Yager,
1 uo
L. Darby..’......... . ......................
14 40
W. H. Cooper, expenses in
clerks.
Claims of Witnesses and Juro.ru.
14 40 R. C. Magarell___
50 o> D S. Wells................................
1AIRIB.—Henry Rogers. I Wyss case......................
IS <0
» 40 W. Crawford . .
17 30 A. M. Austin........ . ..................
Jas.
Murphy. G. C. Bushong A Co., meh ...
23 eo
13 50 J. H. Hick..............
14 25 R. Simmons ............................
ttges. D. Fitzpatrick. T. Herald printing...............
HF 40
Geo. Parish ............................
3 <0 Pete Newberg ....
L. D. Brown, reporter’s fee.
k- J. Gienger. clerks.
IN 40
40 blank indictments .
8 on
^p-I. H. Moore, chair-
Geo. H Williams
Work in R. D. No. 5.
19 40
IfliaK Jas Christine« n L. D Brown, reporting Wyss
Andy Bales ........................
! 12 M. AbpUmalp,..,..
I» 20
cose
.............................. ..
2 50 J. M. Baker.......................... ..
Desmond. G. B.
T. J. Bibby...........
Ke < 0
5
- Holmes A Handley, refunded 1 50 H. A. Ely....................................
a^Btain. clerks.
S. V. Anderson ..
10» 60
eaver
Geo, Worthington....................
Dun Oliver.................................
P. B. C. Lucas ■........................
W. B. Aiderman......................
F. N. Wilson................................
B. H. Hathaway........................
Wm. Latimer.............................
Gus Wicklund............................
John Morgan..............................
Geo. Ludtke...............................
John Shield...............................
I. H. Moore.................................
Stephen Scovell........................
J. J. McGinnis............................
Fred Robitch..............................
Carl P, Knudson......................
W. Saling.....................................
A. Finlayson..............................
Claude Alkie)............................
W. D. Gladwell..........................
I. Hiner......................
Tom Wilson...............................
Amos Vaughn............................
Clarence Tilden........................
M. Curl.........................................
S, Tomlinson..............................
E. R. Ayer...................................
Dan Billings....... . ......................
C. A, Parks.................................
James Walton............................
A. Schield...................................
B. W. Turner..............................
B. C. Lamb...........................
M. W. Harrison........................
John Fleck...................................
Mrs. John Fleck........................
D. L. Vanch Weile.................
Gus Nelson...............................
Peter Nelson...............................
Louis Loll...................................
Geo. Hitchcock........................
A. S. Bent...................................
W. L. Provoost........................
Frank Hoffstatter....................
Fred Wheeler..............................
Dr. Reedy.....................................
H. E. Krake...............................
M. F. I-each...............................
Fred Robin.................................
A. H. Beaty................................
R. Williamson............................
Tom Johnson............................
Mrs. Tom Johnson...................
Harrison Booth.....................
Ben Johnson.............................
Joe Price.....................................
Julius Erickson.............. .
G. W. Sappington....................
Geo. Wilks.................................
Frank Worthington.................
H. E. Sanders............................
A. M. Austin..............................
John Hickey................................
James Reeher............................
H. Illingworth............................
C. E. ¡Donaldson........................
A. A. Apsley............. . ..............
Cyrus Randall............................
Mrs. ApBley......... ......................
G. W. Sappington.....................
Earl Paul.....................................
James Smith............................
John Stuart.................................
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H. F. Beers, 617-7th Ave., Peoria,
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for some time with kidney trouble,
so severely at times I could scarcely
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Kidney Pills are healing and an­
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strength.—C. I. Clough, Tillamook.
Came Near Choking to Death.
A little boy, the son of Chris. D.
Peterson, a well know resident of
Jacksonville, Iowa, had a sudden
and violent attack of croup. Much
thick stringy phlegm came up after
giving Chamberlain's Cough Rem­
edy. Mr. Peterson says: ’’I think he
would have choked to death had we
not given him thia remedy.” For
sale by I-amar's Drug Store.
A Pure Aluminum
35c Sauce 1A
Pan for... » yt
A SPECIAL BAIGAIN
Try ons and ses bow you can
ML It'àìXhri^éiJhr’a^d
Hki silver. M doesn't tamiob. No
enamel to chip off into ths food.
Cooks in one-fourth of the timo
ordinarliy required.
The genuine “ 1W1 ’ Pure Alumi­
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KING A SMITH CO.
A Salutary Losson.
“Now. remember your salutes." said
the English corporal when posting tbo
Irish recruit on sentry. "If you see a
lieutenant—be wears one star ou his
shoulder—slope arms; It a captain—
two stars—slope arms; If you see a
major—a crown—present aruts; if the
colonel—stars and crowu—present and
turn out the guard.”
Pat pondered bls orders carefully,
but presently he was awakened from
bls reverie by the approach of the gen­
eral.
That worthy son of Mars surveyed
the cross swords on the gallant offi­
cer's shoulders and as he was not In­
cluded In the corporal's category sim­
ply uodded cheerfully.
"Well, my man.” said the genial gen­
eral. “and who are you supposed to
ber
“Pm supposed to be a bit of a sen­
try." said Patrick.
"And who are
you 7"
“Ob. I'm supposed to be a bit of a
general!” said the latter.
"A glneral. Is ltY’ cried the startled
Pat. "Then ye’ll want something big.
The corp'ral tould me about the oth­
ers. but nothlug about yourself at all.
at all. But bold bard a minute, and
I'll give ye the bayonet exercise, if
that’ll do.”
A Rssouresful Woman.
“I thluk It Is a foolish fashion that
so many women Indulge, that of tell­
ing their age wrougly," said the wo­
man with the prematurely gray hair.
“I can honestly say that I never prac­
tice It myself."
"Nor said her friend, with many
meanings In the monosyllable.
"Well.” said the first speaker, with a
smile—she was a woman with a sense
of humor—"the fact Is I don't have to.
I have a way of making mvself out.
younger than I am if 1 wish to with­
out telling a fib at all.”
"Really?" Inquired the other curious­
ly. “In what way?"
"I put the burden of the fib all upon
the questioner. You see, when one or
my dear women friends—it Is always
women who are curious on this point—
asks me bow old I am 1 say: 'Oh, I'm
a year or two older than you. you
know, my dear—at least ft year older.
Let me see. now, how old are yon?’
And (hen sl>e always knocks more off
my age than I should ever have ths
nerve to do rayself.”
A Bae That Digs.
Dr. John B. Smith gives the name of
“digger b<«e” to a blub green t>ee hav­
ing a metallic sheen, which may be
seen flitting about sandy places during
the first bents of May. With the aid of
liquid plaster of |>arl» poured Into the
holes that it makes In the ground he
hns followed the bee through n won­
derful course of digging. The work is
done by females, and Its primary ob­
ject In to provide protected cells In
which the young are bred. The l>ee
makes a tunnel a quarter of an Inch in
diameter, which after ntnrtlng for a
few inches on a nlo|>e runs straight
down Into the ground. At the depth of
a foot or more short lateral tunnels are
driven, and at the ends of these aru
formed the breeding cells. Having pro­
vided for her young. Ibe bee "contin­
ues to dig down and yet farther down
until she la four feet or even more lie
neatb the surface, dying from sheer
exhaustion about the lime ber first
progeny begin to make their way to
the surface.”—Loudon Mall.
Daniel and ths Liens.
An old negro preacher In Kentucky
was dilating n|>on events In the Bible
wbh'b had n zoological trend. He de­
scribed tlie deluge und how all the ani­
mals. two by two. went Into the ark
and were saved. Theo he discussed
the Incident of Jonah and t’w whale.
Balaam's ass and finally the exploit of
Daniel, who entered the den of raven-
Ing lions and emerged unharmed. Ills
auditors listened with Interest, snd
some of them seemed to bsve their
doubts as to the authenticity of 11»
tales.
Finally one 6f the younger negroes
rose up and Inquired. “Hay. pa boon,
will dem Ilona jest like the kind we
has now?”
"Cose not. cose not." retorted tho
preacher, irritated at having bls dis­
course Interrupted. "Dey was B. C.,
meaning lie to’ circuses ”
The explanation was sufficient sol
satisfactory.-Buffalo Commercial.
Much Mixed.
Home of the passengers were wait­
ing at a way station Io Vermont for
the train to Burlington, says the Hat-
urday Eveulng Post.
"What kind of a train la that?” ask­
ed one of them of the busy station
master.
"(Mi. freight and passenger togeth­
er.”
"Mixed, eb7'
"Worse than that.” said the station
master. “It's what you might call
scrambled "
Saves Trouble.
“After all. It Is an advantage to have
a sophisticated husband "
"In what wayT’
"Well. It Isn't necessary to waste
time hunting through hla pockets at
night “-Chicago Record Herald.
Hopeful.
Mias OMglrl-Now. what do you
think of the theory that Methuselah
was really not as old as report aaht he
was? Mr. Frank—I think It fat very eo
eouragtng. Miss Oldglrl - Baltimore
American
Oewt Deffnsd.
“What 1s goutr asks a correspond
ant Welt. It la an Infliction If inker
Ited. but la often a aource of pride
when arqolrsd Ht Pent Plooeer Press
The Camel.
Why la a camel easily aegered? Be­
isse It always has Its hack up