™LA mo OK HEADLIGHT. OCTOBER 28. 1900
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“Beauty draws us
by a single hair.”
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This senins like something of
inexageiHtitm on the part of the
poet, if at least does not apply to
men. The man with h »ingle
hair would not draw* worth a
cent, unleasas a curiosity.
People to look their Lest need
hair, they need all they evei H
have. If the hair begins to go it
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Scene- Stable of Scottish village Inn.
Climbing P.rch Trav.l Over Land Landlord Is busy repairing a piece of
!iartieea and Is carrying on at the same
From Wst.r to Water.
It may seem absurd to speak of fishei lime a conversation with the vllluge
blacksmith. Enter farmer.
as walking. The flying fish is well
partner—Look here, landlord! Can
known, but its flight looks much like ye gie me a bottle o' yer best whisky?
swi>»inlug lu the air. We naturally
Ijtndlord—Weel. ye see, the horses
thiuk of fishes as living always bi are a’ out. an* I dlnna ken when ouy o’
water, us lieing Incapable, in fact, of them 'II be baiue.
living auj where else. But nature main I
Farmer—It’s uo a horse I want; it's
tains no hard and fast lines of distinc a bottle o’ whisky.
tion between animal life which belongs
Landlord—Aye; but. ye see. they're a
to tbe laud and that which belongs to guld bit awa'. an’ It'll be late before
tbe water. If we can believe tbe ac- the first o' tbem's back.
vouuls of naturalists, there are fishes
Farmer (louden—I tell ye. It's no’ a
that traverse dry land.
horse, but a bottle o’ whisky. I want
It is reported that Dr. Francis Day
Landlord—Wee), ye see. the beasts 'll
of India has collected data of several be tired, an’—
instances of tbe migration of fishes 'jy
Farmer—Gang awa' wf ye an’ yer
laild from oue piece of water to an beasts!
other.
Exit.
A party of English officers were upon
Blacksmith—Man. John, ye're gettin’
oue occasion encamped In a certain as deaf as a doorpost. It wasua’ a
part of India when tbelr attention horse, but a bottle o’ whisky, the man
was attracted by a rustling sound In was askin’ for.
the grass and leaves.
Investigation
Landlord—Ou. aye. I heard him One,
showed It to be caused by myriads of but be dldna' pay for the last bottle be
little fishes that were making for one got.—Pearson’s Weekly.
direetiou and were passing slowly on.
There were hundreds of them moving
The Order of the Bath.
by using their side and small fins as
The last Knights of the Batb made
feet, uow upright, now falling down, according to tbe ancient forme were at
squirming, bending, rolling over, re tbe coronation of Charles II., when
gaining their finny feet and again various rites and ceremonies, one of
pressing on.
which was bathing, were enforced.
These fishes were the famous climb
According to Froissart, the court
lug perch, and they were passing over barber prepared a bath, and tbe can
the country to avoid a drought. When didal» for membership in the order,
the stream in which they have been having been undressed by bis esquires,
spending tbe season dries up they was thereupon placed In tbe batb. his
scale the banks and, directed by some clothes and collars being tbe perqui
I marvelous instinct, crawl to another.—
sites of tbe barber. He was then re
Pearson's Weekly.
moved from tbe water to tbe words
“May this be an honorable bath to
you" and was placed in a plain bed
quite wet and naked to dry. As soon
as be was quite dry be was removed
Failure to Recognize Hie Genius Didn’t
from tbe bed. dressed In new and rich
Dampen Hie Ardor.
apparel and conducted by bis sponsors
Toddy Quinn, a type of bohemian
to tbe chapel, where be offered a taper
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found only between the covers of a
to tbe bonor of God and a penny piece
cheap novel, was sentenced by Justice
to tbe bonor of tbe king. Then be
Samuel C. Hyde, congressional repre went to the monarch and, kneeling
sentative for Washington during ter before him. received from the royal
ritorial days, to serve ten days on tbe sword a tap on tbe shoulder, the king
rock pile after confessing that he had exclaiming, “Arise. Sir-----," and then
worked only seventy-five minutes dur embraced him, saying, "Be thou a good
ing his stay of two months in Spo knight, and true.”—Loudon Strand
kane. Asked by the court to explain Magazine.
how he earned a living, the prisoner
said:
England's Patron Saint.
“I am a poet, but there is no use
Tbe story of England's patron saint
explaining to you that which would Is surrounded by a mixture of truth
be unintelligible to your mind. I will and fable which deties definite sifting.
recite some of my poetry Instead. I He is generally believed to have been
will read a few stanzas from my mas born at Lydia, but brought up in Cap
terpiece.”
padocia. and suffered martyrdom in
Before Quinn could give voice to tbe tbe reign of Diocletian, A. D. 303. The
second line of his latest work the legend of bis conflict with tbe dragon
court had imposed sentence and the may have arisen from a symbolical or
sweet singer was on tbe way to the allegorical representation of bls con
city Jail, where his tattered garments, test with tbe pagan persecutors. When
oxford shoes and flesh colored hose our crusaders went to tbe east iu 1000
were exchanged for overalls. Jumper they found St. George elevated to tbe
and hobnailed brogans. His long rank of warrior saint, with tbe title
black hair and flowing beard were also of tbe “victorious,” and as tbey be
trimmed for bygenic purposes, and, lieved that tbey were indebted to him
armed with a six pound hammer, be for aid lu tbe siege of Antioch they
started for the rock pile, mumbling as adopted bim as tbe patron of soldiers.
Edward 111. was thus led to make bim
he left the station:
“The muse got an awful Jolt that patron of tbe Order of tbe Garter, and
time at tbe hands of an unsympathetic so gradually St. George became the tu
Judge; but. then, there's hope. Recog telary saint of England.—Loudon Mall.
nition will come some time. It must
Eve and the Apple.
come. Officer, please see that Pegasus
Princess Duleep Slngb at a dinner in
Is properly cared for until I return!”
New York said that she found the
American woman a marvel of beauty
The Lunatic's Idea of It.
"I was going through one of the and tbe American man a model of
wards Hie other day,” said the super good looks and kindness.
"Tbe American man." said tbe charm
intendent of a lunatic asylum, “when
one of tbe patients—Incurably insane. ing princess, "la rightly held up to tbe
I believe—walked up to me to au world as tbe pattern busband. In Eu
nounce that be wanted to be dis- rope they have a saying about Eve
and tbe apple which shows how
charged.
wretched a failure the European bus-
'“Why?’ I asked.
Thls saying Is unknown lu
“ ‘Because I've been here three band is.
I am sure. It would' have
years, and that's long enough,' he re America,
uo point, no application, here tn the
plied. 'And I want to be discharged
land of pattern bushands. The say-
today, too.' he added.
Ing Is this: “ Tbe evil one didn't glvs
“I looked at him steadily for several
the apple to tbe man. but to tbe wom
seconds and Iben said:
an. because tbe evil one knew well
“ ’My dear fellow, do you realize
that tbe man would eat it all him
that I have been here seventeen years
self, but the womau would go halves.* ”
and bare not been discharged yet?
“The question appeared to puzzle
Aisle of tho Car In a Railroad Wrack
tbe man for an Instant. Then be snap
A veteran railroad man gave a piece
ped at me:
of valuable advice not loug ago.
“ ’Well, you ought to have been dis
“If you ever get into a wreck.” he
charged loug ago.' "—New York Globe.
said, “and bare lime to follow out thia
suggestion remember this: Always
Corset Ancient Armor.
stand In tbe aisle. Most of tbe in
A French historian of women's dress juries that are suffered occur because
states that the corset was worn by the tbe victim Is crushed between tbe
ancient Egyptians. This assertion Is seats. If you are In tbe aisle you may
borne out by the figures carved on the be thrown forward and bruised a lit
tombs of women, who are invariably tle. but there is much less cbauce of
represented as wearing a garment receiving serious hurts. It Isn't always
strongly resembling the modem cor possible to get out of your seat before
set. There does not appear to be any tbe crash comes, but If it is follow
representation extant of Cleopatra VI.,
that advice.”—Louisville Courier-Jour-
the beloved of Antony, but In one of
ba I.
the temples there is a figure of her
predecessor. Cleopatra II., In which
A Uss For Arithmetic.
the sculptor has endowed her with a
“My boy,” said the bend of the firm.
corset cut on the lines of those worn •Tve noticed that you have a great
today. Whalebone was probably un head for figures, although you don't
known to tbe Egyptians, but a nation seem to be able to spell or write at all.
capable of constructing pyramids with How does it happen?'
out steam cranes would probably find
“I studied ’rltbmetlc," replied tbe of
no difficulty In triaklng stays without fice boy. “'cause 1 wanted to know
busks -London Chronicle.
bow to figure de battln' averages
Chicago Record Herald.
His Favorite Song.
There Is a young optician in Denver
A Myth Cha.er.
who sings very well, says the Post of
“What makes your youngest sou so
that city. The other night be was eager for athletics?"
making a call on a couple of slaters up
“Filial sdmlratlon.” answered tbe
on Corona street when he was asked
worried looking mother “He believe«
to sing.
all tbe stories bls fatber telle about
''What shall it be?’ be asked as be tbe wonderful things be did when be
went to tbe piano.
was a boy and Is trying to equal tbe
"Your favorite song.’* said one of tbe record.”—Washington Htar
girls.
“All right." he replied, and then
Poreoveranee.
the optician sat down and sang "Tbe
Peraeveranco la more prevailing than
Night Hath a Thousand Eyes.”
violence, and many tblnga whfc b can
not be overcome when they are to
Impsrtinet.
gether yield tbemaelvee up when taken
Mrs. Hank-lf you won't do no work little by llttle.-Plutarcb
yer won't git no dinner, and that’s all
there is to it.
Lat» repentine» Is seldom true bet
'Tell you wbat lam wtUlof to 4» I true repentance is never too lais -tee
will give you a lesson in correct Eng
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lisb. Is it a go?’— Life.
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FISH THAT WALK.
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and Caked Corn, Alfalfa Meal, also a full line of Canned Goods and
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A HOPEFUL POET.
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THE TAX ON SALT.
One of the Things That Started I
French Revolution.
Before the French revolution the
government established warehouses st
which tbe iuhabitauts were compelled
to purchase tbelr stores of salt. These
warehouses were uumerous In some
provinces and few in others; but,
whether in.flicteat or insufficient for
tbe needs of the population, tbey were
often situated at a considerable dis
tance from the towns and villages,
whose inhabitants had to trudge miles
along bad roads to buy their salt.
But this was not all. It was pre
scribed by law that the head of every
family must lay In bls stock of salt uot
at such times as might suit his owu
convenience, but on one stated day lu
tbe year. Should he fail In this olt-
servance he was fined, and lie was also
fined if be purchased a smaller quan
tity than tbe law prescribed.
His hardships did uot stop even
there. On making his annual purchase
be bad to state tbe different purpes
for which he intended to use the salt
during tbe ensuing year, and tn th’
event of his being discovered salting
hla soup instead of his pork according
to bls statement or bls pork Instead of
bls soup on the day he bad named
was also liable to a tine. His kltcl.- ’.
was never secure from the Intrusion of
the Inspecting officer, and woe to the
housewife who was detected In any
petty infraction of this law.
WONDERFUL ROCK GARDEN
Englishman Hss a Threa Acre Repro
duction of ths Matterhorn.
The largest rock garden iu England
is that of Sir Frank Crisp at Friar
Park, Henley. It is a faithful repro
duction of tbs Matterhorn on a scale of
about three acres. Seven thousand
tons of limestone were brought from
Yorkshire to make It.
Tbe snow capped peak Is represent
ed by quartz. Below it are thousands
upon thousands of alpine Rowers grow
ing in pockets between tbe rocks mid
filling every chink lu tbe trails that
ascend tbe mouutaiu. There must l>e
200 different species lu bloom at once.
At tbe base of tbe mountain, says
Country Life In America, is a minia
ture Swiss chalet, where oue may sit
and enjoy the scene, comparing all the
main features with a little bronze mod
el of the Matternboru which Sir Frank
bad made for tbe eutertalument of
bls guestB. A brook courses down tbe
mountain side, and Just before It
reaches tbe chalet it forms a pretty
cascade and then spreads out at your
feet Into a miniature lake decorateil
with pygmy water Hilt's and richly
margined with pinks, primroses, gen
tians and other alpluu Howers.
A Good Laugh la Good For ths Health.
Look at the laugh In whatsoever
light you will, whether you see It iis
the deliverer from the bondage to out
grown notions; a schoolmaster with
tbe sharp switch of ridicule to fet\i h us
manners; an apostle of democracy, pro
claiming that we are all of the miiiio
Clay, made of it and to return to It.
but every lump of it holding some
sparkle of tbe divine Ore. and woe be
tide tbe man that tries to make us
think that be is of different stuff! Look
at tbe laugb. I say. In any light you
choose, and you will see that It Is not
so much the down tall and confusion of
tbe laughed at tbut makes u.i happy,
that toggles our waistbuuds und semis
tbe ha-ba spouttug out. that pumps
tbe blood along tbe sluggish veins,
masnaglng tbe interior works mid re-
placing the shopworn stock of air with,
a new consignment, as It Is tbe sud
den, sharp, intense realization of our
personal well being.-Eugene Wood lu
Success Magazine.
Harlem In New York.
In an early charter of what Is now
New Yofk occurs the mime of Lancas
ter. That is what Harlem used to be
called. It comprised the territory on
Manhattan island north of a llneilruwu
from tbe f.»t of East Seventy-fourth
street to the foot of Manhattan street.
Tbe real Hailem village was a set I lo
ment collected within a radius of n
quarter of a mile from One Hr lrc<l
and Twenty f< Wirth street u»d Third
avenue. Today' the name Harlein is
applied to the wbcile territory north of
One Hundred and Tenth street, east
and west. After tbe name Ijineaster
was eliminated tbe village was called
Mieuw Haarlaism —New York Press.
New Kind of 8«tt«W.
Little Oscar, aged five, had ■ dog
Which was almost always to 1/w found
behind the stove tn the kitchen. Oscar
once visited at a house where there
Were two fine dogs. The master of I be
bouse told him that they were Irish
setters The little fellow, wbc was
very fond of his pet, answered quickly,
“Mine is a kitchen setter.”—Delineator.
Better Than Ever.
Mary Backstoop—Did be tell you life
With hint would be one grand, sweet
■ong? Maudle Hidestreet-No. He said
It would be one grand, beveled, sweet
toned, silver coated, indestructible pbo
■ograpb record.-Puck.
Getting On.
Father—And bow are you getting oo
at school, Johnny?
Johnny—Ob. 1
have learned to say “Thank you" and
"If you please" In French. Father—
That's more than you ever learned In
English.
Not Quite a Sponge.
Percy—Skills Is a spong«—a perfect
sponge.
“Oh. uo! When a sponge »boorbe
taything, by squeezing It yon can get
It again.”—Detroit Free Frees
Keif 1* tbe flrat object of charity —
tatlu Proverb.
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