TiLLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, OCTOBER 14, 1Ô09.
He Got the Chair.
On a very hot afternoon a number
of around town cbu|>s who didn't seem
to have much to do were lounging In
tbe chairs in front of a lending hotel.
Several traveling men came out of tbe
hotel and. finding all of the ibairs
occupied, looked and «¡Hike things that
wouldu't go well In polite society.
"Let'« dump a few of them out”
suggested one.
"Hold ou a minute." replied another
"Watch me get a chair." With that
he walked over to oue of the loungers
Hnd In tbe most courteous way said.
"Will you please tell me whether that
is a drug store across tbe street ?"
“No." replied tbe lounger; “that's a
bank."
"Oh. Is It? Well. say. what Is that
nice big building just down tbe street
there, two corners away?"
"That’s tbe postofiice,” was the re
ply
"You live I d this charming city,
then?" asked the drummer.
"I do." said the lounger.
“Well, then." replied the travrllng
man, "I'm a guest at this hotel it nd
paying for accommodations, Suppose
you get up and give me that chair.”
He got the chair.—Kansas City Jour
nal.
Lavender Oil.
As four-fifth« of the oil extracted
from In vender is concealed In tbe
bloom the harvest takes place just be
fore the flower beglua to fade at tbe
end of August. Tbe oil Is distilled by
means of steam. W hich Is compelled to
|H-t>etnite tbe closely packed lavender,
afterward being drawn off In pipes
that ruti through cold water. In this
manner Hie steam is reconverted into
waler, but the process of passing
through the luvender baa extracted the
oil. which floats on the surface of tbe
water as It runs Into glass Jars down
below. These jars have sprouts in the
center, thus enabling tbe water to ruu
out while the oil collects above tbe
level nf tbe exit.
In this tbe first
stage ■ he oil is of a brownish blue
rim and It now has to be refined by
passing once more through water.
Tima all impurities are removed, and
the oil runs out white, save for a very
pale blue color similar to that observed
In parafilm 1 hree pounds of oil will
make thirty gallons of the perfume.
Tin- majority of Indies would be sur
prised if they were informed that a
bottle of lavender water contains but
about a I blinbleftil of pure oil. for a
larger proportion would not only reu-
tier the wmer too strong for use. but
would burn boles tbrougb tbe hand
ler lilel uli>-rever tbe scent touched it.
— Loudon Standard.
The Poor Bridegroom.
"Even I tie English language empba
sizes tbe insignificance of a mao at bis
own weduing." said tbe prospective
britlegrisim disconsolately. There isn't
ail lmle|K'ii<leiit word to designate him.
lie is merely called tile groom of tbe
bride, as If be were Just about on a
level with the brldesnuiids and a llt-
lie below the mnld of honor. Best
man. of course. menus tbe bridegroom's
best man. but the phrase itself tends to
exalt tills Individual at tbe expense of
his superior.
"Then there's no adjective to de
scribe what pertains to the male half
of the affair. You can't speak of the
'brldegruoiiiul' trousers or necktie. On
the otbei hand, 'bridal' upplles uot ouly
to Hie possessions of the girl, but to
what relutes to both of them equally,
I
like tbe trip and the bridal chamber.
The very words 'matrimony' and 'mat
rimonial' are from the feminine side
only. 'I’utrlmony' has nothing to do
with the uupiliils. It applies only to
wealth and signifies that a mao's part
ill tile affair It to get out and bustle
for the < ash "-I'lilludelptiia Ledger.
How Standing Armin Originated.
The earliest European stiiiiding army
was that of Macedonia, established
about 353 B. C. by I'liillp. father ot
Alexander tbe Great. It was tbe sec
oml in tbe world's history, having been
preceded only Dy that of Sesotris
rnob of Egypt, who organized a
tury caste about liwo B. (J. Of mod-
eru standing armies, lliat formed by
the Turkish Jimltuiries was first, being
fully organized in 1362. It was a cen
tury later that the standing army of
France, tbe earliest in western Europe,
was established by Charles VII. Iu the
h I iiiik ' of "compiigiiles d'ordonnanee."
numbering 9.060 men. Rivalry there
upon compelled the natlous to adopt
similar means of defense.
In Eng
lund n standing uriuy proper was first
established by Cromwell, but was dis
banded uudcr Charles II.. with the ex
ception of a few regiments called the
guards, or household brigade. 'Ibis
trim tbe nucleus of England's present
army.
A Girl's Preparedness.
There la something very pitiful about
a girl, She wears calico, hut talks
knowingly about the Intest styles in
silks
Her borne Is furnished plainly,
but she knows tbe latent styles In
furniture; she kuowx how tbe silver
ware should lie srrnuged at dinners,
the latest stitch for tbe marking of
monograms on -tbe hurst table dam
ask. tbe etiquette to be observed at a
dinner, a reception or a ball, nitbough
she never attended anything more
than a neighborhood party In her life.
Iler father'* monthly Income Is uot as
large as the pin tuouey n rich girl
would »(»end In a day. but she knows
whut the rich girl should wear and
buy to be In touch with the times.
She Is. In abort, prepared at any time
to marry n rich man and become a so-
clety leader. —Atclilson Globe.
A Famous Poem.
J. C. Francis, tbe publisher of Lon-
don Notes and Queries, has brought
out a volume of reiniulscences. One
of tils quotations records tbe editorial
rejection of Campbell's "Hobenllnden"
by the Greenock Advertiser, It runs
thus:
T.
den
our
L’.'e
C.—The tines commencing "On Lln-
» hen tho
sun was
low" -----
are not up to
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standard. Poetry la evidently not T.
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forte.
A Hom« Body.
•Ro your husband always stays in
the bouse nights'.'" said oue woman.
°Yes.” answered tbe other. •‘Once
Him in gets settled down In front of
bis fl reside you can’t get him out .»f
doom even to bring in an armful Of
wood.”
A Household Mattsr.
Housemaid — I'leaae. sir. will you
come at once? Tbe drorln' room's on
fire
Master-Well, go and tell your
mistress You know I never Interfere
In household mnttcra.- Ihincb.
The Sour Philosopher.
"Some people give trouble a hug.”
“Well?"
"Others carry the flirtation too far
and get married"—Washington Her
aid.
True merriment may be dlaüngulahed
from false by tbe fact that It bears re-
flectloo.
We can think ot It with
pleasure next day and next traqk.
Varieties of Humor.
The Temple of Art. devoted to that
peculiar form of entertainment yclept
“polite vaudeville." was crowded to
suffocation as Messrs. Biff and Bang,
the refined sketch Irani and sidewalk
conversationalists, stepped jauntily to
the footlights. In response to the deaf-
eulng applause Messrs. Biff and Bang
bowed condescendingly, as though It
hurt them.
Without further preliminary Mr.
Biff bit bls partner od tbe rear of bls
ample trousers with a stuffed club,
remarking, “It's a wise man that
knows bis own mind.”
And Mr. Bang. Dot to be outdooe I d
this little exchange of pleasantries,
promptly burled an ax In the skull of
Mr. Biff, remarking the while, "It's a
wise man thnt utlDds bls own nose.”
Whereupon tbe Intelligent audience
screamed with delight and voted Biff
aud Bang tbe best ever, . “And yet
they were a frost Iu tbe
I
London
halls." commented a man in tbe front
row. "Tlie English have no
i
apprecla-
tlon of real humor.” — Philadelphia
J
Ledger.
A Happy Compromise.
“Wbnt a beautiful little baby be is!”
exclaimed H ip neighbor who bad
called. "He Isn't six mouths old yet,
either," said the proud young mother,
"and lie weighs over tweoty pounds.”
"What have you named him'?”
"Well." lienltated tbe mother. "Henry
aud I differed u little about that. He
wanted to give him oue name, and 1
wanted to give him another, but we
tlmilly compromised and agreed to call
him Johu Wesley."
"I see.
You uamed him after the
great founder of Meth"—
"No. Indeed." quickly interrupted the
mother. "That name, as 1 said, is a
compromise.”
"But how?"
"Tbe 'John' Is for John Calvin, and
the 'Wesley' Is for John Wesley.”
"Oh, 1 see."—Youth's Companion.
CLOSING OUT SALE.
AT THE
TYLER BUILDING
TODD’S $3,500 STOCK
OF GOODS.
Must be closed out in 10 days. This stock consists ot Men’s and
Boy's Clothing, Hats. Shoes, Duck Coats, Shirts, and Underwear. Ladies’
and Misses Rain Coats, and other lines too numerous to mention. A lsit
this sale and vou will be surprised at the load your $1.00 will pull.
Shoes values to $4.00 to be sold as
low as 50c. to $2.50.
Many of these up-to-date Shoes.
Children's School Shoes, values to
$2.25, sale price 75c. to $1.50.
400 Men’s & Hoy’s Hats to be closed
out at | to 2 their real value.
Men’s and Boy’s Clothing
at prices unheard of before
Remember the plaee, Tyler Building.
Sale Starts Promptly at 10 a.m. Friday, Oetober 8th.
Ladies’ Aid of the Christian Church will serve lunch in the same room.
Ladies’ Rest Room in connection.
I
Pointed Scraps
If the Populist whiskers are to be
shorn in Kansas it may become neces
sary for Mr. Bryan himself to raise a
pair iu Nebraska.
Queer Claret.
A party of miners calling at an inn
In Llangollen during tbe absence of
■ ■ a
the landlord were shown into tbe best
The Chicago hunt for blue blood has
room, which. <>u bis return, caused him not yet reduced the amount of red blood
to remonstrate.
His wife, however,
to be found and let out in her stock
explained that a lot of money bad
been spent and that seven bottles of yards, but it will.
» a
elaret had already beeu drunk.
Orville Wright has aviated closer to
"Claret!" said he. "Why. 1 sold the
last bottle tbe other day. You've been Mare than any of his competitors has
glviug 'em catchup.”—From "Random been able to do. It is time for Glenn
Recollections of a Commercial Trav Curtiss to strike the trail for Halley'a
eler."
comet.
Salad Rolls.
Materials.—One dozen fresh Tarker
House rolls, one cupful of cold chlck-
eu. oue cupful of chopped celery and
enough mayonnaise to mix well.
Way of Preparing—Open tbe rolls
and scoop out h pocket iu each. Brush
with butter and ruu in the oven for a
tew miuutes.
Cool and till with a
mixture of tbe other ingredieuts. Place
<>u a bread plate aud garuisb with
fringed celery.—Natluual Food Maga
zine.
Some Consolation.
A detective once said It was all
wrong to suppose that tbe professional
housebreaker works with coolness and
< nl< illation. On the contrary, be usual
ly works In terror and haste, takes too
much swag from oue room and too
little from another aud sometimes over
looks the silver in carrying off tbe
electro.—Ixmdu'n Saturday lieview.
Source of Supply Gone.
"Why don't you bring out an um
brella ou a drenching day like this?”
Inquired a man of a neighbors son.
"Since father gave up bis club he's
never brought home any more um-
lirellns." replied tbe lad.—Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Good Rasson.
"Well, Johnny, do you wish you
•were a grownup manF*
"You bet I do."
"But why?"
“So people wouldu't ask me such
fool questions."-Exchange.
Muddled.
She—Of course I'tu not aa'old as you
think I am
He— I hope not—I mean you can't be
— that la-how old are you?—Cleveland
J* lain Dealer.
A Difficult Task.
Tbe Man—Do you think you could
learn to love me. darling? The Darling
—I don't know; I might.
I learned
Creek when I mi a girl-lUtattrated
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Underwear—Wool and Cotton, sale
price, i regular price.
Hose at a mere trifle of their real
value.
Rain Coats—Ladies’ and Misses
Rain Coats to be closed out at
i price.
All Odds and Ends to be closed out
at I to I their real value.
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When Gov. Densen gets the Illinois
Legislature again on his hands, lie may
find it necessary to get it on his lee t by
kicking it out through exeicise of the
power of prorogue.
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The fact that the American people
spend $110,000,000 a year on autom o-
biles may hint at extravagances, but it
is not the kind of extravagance that is
harmful to the wage-earner.
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Let it be remembered thnt the guar
anty plan for the Walsh Nationnl Bank
in Chicago has broken down nt the
same time the public guaranty plan in
Oklahoma is in danger of brea king down.
The only guarantee should be the re
sponsibility o( stockholders and directors
and the enforcement of the laws declar
ing their responsibility.
WWW
"Doc" Crumbine is a new star risen
in Kansas for the
illuminatiou of a
world. In the multitude of lights set
in the vast expanse of the Kansas
heavens, there may be no longer room
for new shining, but it can l>e said
for Crumbine that he at least twin
kies. He twinkles with a baleful light
just now in saying that, it the Popu
listic whisker ever again becomes the
Kansas fashion, it will be the breed
Ing place of germs and bacteria whicli
will threaten depopulation of the state.
As secretary of the Kansas State Board
of Health, and a physician in good
standing, Crumbine has forced public
attention upon the peril. His theory is
that, amid the tangled root« of the
voluminous capillary ioteguiuents of
Kansas populism, where neither water
nor soap does penetrate, million, of dis
ease breeding
germs multiply
and
replenish the earth
Remove the cause,
says Crumbine. and the effect will
disappear Shave off the whiskers of
populism, says he. and there will 1« left
aland of plenty and a people who will
lire long in that land.
! THE PORT’S
POWERS
Port Succeeds to all Rights,
Privileges and Property
of Former Ports.
Salem, Ore., Oct., 0. 1909.
Mr. James Walton, Jr ,
Secretary Port of Tillamook Commis
sion. Tillamook, Oregon.
D ear S ib :—In reply to your favor of
the 6th instant, with relation to the
Port of Tillamook, as recently incorpor
I ated under the provisions of chapter 39.
page 78, laws 1909, permit me to sav
I
that, in my opinion, <said corporation
has succeeded to all of the rights, privi
leges and property of the Port of Tilla
mook incorporated by special act of
1899, for the reason that tbe port last
incorporated has all of the powers and
duties of the earlier port, with probably
some in addition, and at the sameftime
covers nil of the territory covered by the
earlier port. and. as I have been inform
ed, considerable more.
It is the general rule of construction
| that were a later act covers all of the
subject matter of an earlier act. the
I earlier act is repealed by implication. It
i has also been held that whete a new
| charter hHS been enacted, either by the
J legislature or by the people of a munici
pality, covering the same territory and
objects as the former charter, but with
out any reference to the former charter,
either by way of repeal or amendment,
such enactment is a re-organiiatlon of
the former municipality, or, at least,
that the later municipality is the succes
sor of the former, as to allofits rights
! and obligations.
23 Cyc. 236
Miller v. Ponsacola. 17 Fed Case. No.
19619: 2 Woods 632.
Amy v. Selma, 77 Ala. 103.
To my mind, this is further supported
by the provisions of section 9 of chapter
39, cited in your letter, where it proves
that ;
“Any port or corporation, heretofore
organized and now in existance. may
I i re-incorporate under the provisions of
this act, and in which such case all books
papers, maps, moneys, and other prop
erty of and belonging to such port or
corporation shall pass to and become
the propei ty of the port or corporation
re-incorporated under this act.”
As already shown, it is not necessary
to state in th« proceedings that it is a
, re-incorporation, if, in fact, it amoaats
to such, and in tny opinion that is tbe
effect in the present case.
Very truly roars.
A. M. C rawford .
.
Attorney General. ,
Notice.
Notice is hereby given, that theCountv
Ont ot town M
Court of Tillamook County. Oregon,
can have theirl
and bridgeworl
will receive bids for the construction of
iahed in onel
if neceppary.
the first two miles of the Netarts Road,
We will give you a
lieginningat the initial point of the Io
22k gold or
crown for
$2
eating survev. and said bids to be in
Molar Crowns 5
accordance with the plans and specifi
22k Bridge Teeth 3|
cations now on file with the County
Gold Filiinga
1
Clerk.
Enamel Fillings ■
Silver Fillings
J
A certified check equal to 5 per cent of
Inlay Fillings
2
Che amount of ths bid must accompany
ood Rubber
-
Plates
5
each bid as a guarantee that the bidder
Best Red Rub- ~
ber
Plales
7
will execute a Bond lor the completion
_________________________
Painless Extr'tion
of the contract if awarded the same.
WORK GUARANTEED FOR 18 YEAR1
All bids must lie filed in the office of Painl«i8 Extraction I reo when plates or bridge 1
'■ ordered. Consultation Free, Yon ennnot get b<
the County Clerk of Tillamook County, palnlrw work dono anywhere. All work fully r
unteed. Modern electric equipment. Best met!
on or before 9 O'clock a.in. Wednesday,
the 3rd day of November, 1909. The
County Court reserving the right to re F atting B uilding —
T' hibda W ahh .B ib . PORTLAND, OREGl
ject any and all bids. By order of the DFFIC1 H0U18: ILK. to S P. M. Banda vf . 9
County Court.
J. C. H olden ,
County Clerk.
THE WORLDS GREATEST SEWING MACI
Wise Dental
LIGHT RUNNING -
How to Cure a Cold.
Be as careful as you can. you will
occasionally take cold, and when you do,
get a medicine of known reliahility. one
that has an established reputation and
that is certain to effect a quick cure.
Such a medicine is Clmmberlmn's Cough
Remedy. It has gained a world wide
reputation by its remarkable cures of
this most common ailment, and can
always be depended upon. It acts on
nature's plan, relieves the lungs, aids
expectoration, open the secretions and
aids nature in restoring the avatem to a
healthy con'ition. For sale by Lamar's
Drug Store.
STEVENS
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If jou obtain i Firearm of doubt
fol quality
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Aak your joe., Hardware
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g?1'1- ■!“« receipt ot Cat.“
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Sewing Machiue write to
THE NEW HOME SEWINI MACHINE COM^I
Orange, Mass.
Mnny Fewing machines are made to sell regard ><l
«.ualuy, but ihc Sew Home is made to
Out guaranty never runs out
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