TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. SEPTEMBER 30.
The Boy and the Book.
Dickens and Die*.
“The late Edward Everelt Hale,"
Dickens la lbe novelist oí the meal.
No otber writer, pile be up Dever such Mid a Boaton magazine editor, "was
lute of dellcai les dt fur Lucullus, bas a great student of child life.
“Dr Hale once dilated to me on the
tbe guxto lu describing bumble feasts
wulcb gives tbe very reader au appe Incorrigibly bad taste lu books that
tite Thackeray, for all bls "Ballad of children Inive. He Instanced tbe case
Boulllabslse." Dever touched tbe beiD of bls ow n sou. now a famous ar< til-
of bls garmeuts lu tbe recording of tect, whose taste he bad a hard time
meals. Who that baa read them can forming
"Tbe little boy. It seemed, cared only
ever forget, for Instance, Mrs. Gsmp’s
directions to tbe cbstubermald for her for tbe sensational in literature Jack
nocturnal refection, or tbe tea which Harkaway and Deadwood Di< k seen
awaited Joe Willett and Dolly on tbelr j ed to biro the very topmost pinnacle
He yawued
return to tbe locksmith’s dwelling od i of literary excellence.
the occasion of Miss bl lag's Anal rout, over tbe splendid hlstorl-vi works bls
or tbe unassuming meals recorded In fatber read to biiu.
"One day. however. Dr Kale bad a
"David Copperfield.” or the more pre
tendon» feasts io “FTckwlck,” not for gleam of hope. Tbe little boy brought
getting the leg o’ rnuttoo “swarry” to him a volume of English bistory and
which Mr. Weller was Invited by the said:
" ’Will you read me some more out
elite of Bath footmen? And has Dot
every reader of "Martin Chuzzlewit” of tbla, please?’
‘•‘Why. certainly, my boy.’ tbe
allowed a tender smile to cnrl his lips
over tbe evolution of that incompara fatber answered cordially. ‘What part
ble pudding In tbe preparation and would you like to have?’
" 'Read me.’ said tbe little boy. 'about
consumption of which such damage
was done to John Westlock’s affec Mary, queeu of Scots, getting her head
tions? fi< go and read—and acquire cut off and tbe blood all running down
her back.’ ”
your appetite.—London Chronicle.
Above and Below Proof.
Refore the means of determining the
true quantity of alcohol In spirits were
known dealers employed a very rude
method to form a notion of the
"strength." A given quantity of the
spirit was poured upon gunpowder In
a dish and set on fire. If tbe gunpow
der continued dry enough It took fire
and exploded, but If It had been damp
ened by the water In tbe spirita tbe
flame of the alcohol went out without
setting tbe powder on fire. This was
called the “proof." Spirits which kin
dled gunpowder were said to be “above
proof," those that did not set fire to it
were said to be "below proof.” but thia
did not fix tbe strength. Clark In bls
hydrometer, which was Invented about
file year 1730, fixed the strength of
proof spirits on the stem, at the spe
cific gravity of .020. at the temperature
of 60 degrees. Thia Is tbe strength at
which proof spirit la fixed by act of
parliament, and at this strength It la
no more than a mixture of forty-nine
pounds of pure alcohol with fifty-one
ixmiids of pure water.—London Stand
ard.
Case of Too Much Ham.
One morning not long ago there
trlpievl up to a butcher stall in a Bal
timore market a dainty little thing out
for her first marketing.
"My husband bought a couple of nice
bums from you not long ago,” she an
nounced.
"Yen’m.” aakl the smiling butcher; “1
remember well. Fine bams, weren't
they?”
"They were delicious." said the
young wife. "Have you any more like
them?"
"Lots." responded the butcher. In
diluting a row of bams In tbe rear of
tbe stall.
The young tliiug surveyed tbe bams
thoughtfully.
“Are you sure." abe
Anally asked, “that they’re from tbe
same pig as that from which my hus
band bought?"
"Yes'in." answered the butcher with
out so much as a quiver of an eyelid.
"Then yon may send me three more
of them.” she aald.-l’lttsburg Post.
Division.
The new teacher glanced smilingly
over tbe school and was delighted to
see so many bright young faces among
ber new charges.
“Now. children.” she said, “so that I
may find out what you know I will
test you on arithmetic. Maggie Wil
kins. if I were to divide three bananas
among seventeen boys wbat would be
the result?"
“A riot." said Maggie, speaking up
like a little drum major.
“Possibly." said the teacher, "but
that Is not wbat I mean. Tommy, you
may take the question. Three bananas
among three boys—that would be one
banana apiece for each boy.
Now,
three bananas among seventeen boys
would be wbat?”
“Three bananas, mim,” answered
Tommy.
"1 know, but three Into seventeen is"
—said the teacher.
"Three bananas would go into seven
teen boys once and none over," said
Tommy confidently.
It was then that tbe new teacher re
signed.—Harper’s Weekly.
The Wilderness.
This theater of bloody conflicts is a
vast sea, so to speak, of a dense forest
—a second growth more than a century
old. It Is made up chiefly of scrubby,
low limbed, stubborn oaks aud disor
dered. haggard pines, for the soil Is
cold aud thin, with here aud there
scattering clumps of alien cedars.
Some of tbe oaks are large enough to
cut two railroad ties, and every once
and awhile you come across an acre
or two of pines ten to twelve Inches In
diameter, tall aud tapering, true to the
soaring propensities of their kind. But
generally, and above all where the bat
tle was fought, tbe trees are noticeably
stunted and so close together and
thick lower limbs so Intermingled with
a thick uuderbrusb that It Is very dif
ficult indeed to make one’s way
through them.—Atlantic Monthly.
Meredith's Advice to Stead.
W. T. Stead tells a characteristic
story of George Meredith, which is all
the more appreciable as It is told
Ths Caspian 8sa.
against himself.
The Caspian sea is. as Herodotus
"He was a true friend.” says Mr.
said 2.1 »10 years ago. “a sea by Itself, Stead, "not less faithful In criticism
havtug no connection with any other.” than he was cordial In his appreciation.
Fiery schoolboy knows that now. but Of the former I remember well tbe
it Is remarkable to find Herodotus neat way In which he put me out of
aa.ilhg ao. because centuries after bls conceit with my first attempt to write
time su<b authorities as Strabo and a story. I sent him my little effort
Pliny believed that It was connected with fear and trembling. My trepida
with tbe northern ocean by a long and tion was not without warrant. T have
narrow ’gulf.
Geography seems to read “From the Old World to the
have' had a setlsick tn tbe Interval New."’ he wrote. 'Some of the char
through false Information received at acters are Interesting and well drawn.
the time of Alexander’s conquests. One of them especially reminds me of
Herodotus says that tbe Caspian’s Cecil Rhodes. But If any oue of your
length was fifteen days’ voyage with friends tells you that he likes tbe story
a rowboat. Its breadth eight days*. as a story dou't believe him.' ”
Since tbe actual figures are 750 miles
am) 400. this shows tbst a rowboat of
Swiss
The o.. ios flag is red, and It bears it*
the time did fifty utiles a day.—London
Greek cross lu Its center. Tbe Switzers
Graphic.
declared tbelr lude|>eudence lu 1307,
Sk«.isi Mare.
and at tbe battle of Morgarten. 1315,
uaven't got a limousine or any where tbe Austrians were defeated,
aeroplane; I haven’t got a coach an’ they carried a plain red flag without
six. not e'en a special train; 1 haven’t any device.
During tbe seventeenth
got a bicycle uor yet a boas an’ team. century a white cross was added,
I git aloug all right, by jluka, ’thout though It Is said that tbe cross ap
gaaerllne or steam. 1 travel Jest by peared on some Swiss flags as early as
shank's mare an’ never her no fear 1339. Tbe different cantous of Swit
but what I'll reach my stoppln’ place zerland have different coats of arms
the same day In tbe year. No artificial and different flags.
rigs for me. no busted tires or bones,
no landin’ all up lo a heap upon the
Vsrdi's Secrecy.
highway atones. 1 may be slow spi
Verdi observed great secrecy con
tin' round au" causa tbe world to cerning his operas, even to bis busi
stare, but I will git there by an’ by ness associates, and It Is said that tbe
all right aide up with cars."—Boston first intimation his business managers,
Herald.
tbe ltlcordla, received of tbe composi
tion of "Falstaff" was a toast offered
Not Oulltyl
by Bolto, who at supper one nlgbt,
The unable seaman referred to by
when tbe publisher and bis wife were
the American Tbraabennan probably
preseut, slyly glanced at Verdi and
thought be was being accused of
proposed a health to the "fat knight,"
"mussing up tbe bedclothes."
at which it seemed Verdi and Bolto
Enthusiastic Amateur Sailor—Let go
bad been working for months.
that jib sheet!
I'uenthuslastlc Landlubber (who has
been decoyed Into acting as crew>—I’m
not touching tbe thing!
Most Tactless of Mon.
“Clarence unintentionally offended
the aspiring young poetess."
"In what way?"
"He sent her a gayly decorated
wastebasket as a birthday preewt.”-
I'blladelphla Record.
A High One.
Friend Does the baron, your sosia
law. apeak with much of au accent?
Richpurse Ho did whea be discovered
bow I bad fixed hie wife’s dower.—
Puck.
no who wisbeo to secure the good
of others baa already secured bls own .
—Confucius.
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J. R. HARTER,
Real Estate and
Financial Agent.
From Gams to Gams.
Ilr was »Irani to lell ber right out
and oui Hull be loved ber. so be begHU
lu a round»Imiit way. hoping sbe would
<uti ll bl» drift. Ibeu betray, by her
coii I iih I ou . her own feelings, lie dldu't
dream but I hut she loved bliu. but
thought (bat she. like himself, was
afraid to demonstrate It.
"Heart trouble." she repented. "Are
you sure you ve heart trouble. Alfred?
Sou knew indigestion la very like it
at times."
"Ob. I know I've got heart trouble,
al! right. I—can't you aee it yourself':'*
by. how silly. Alfred!
No oue
can see heart trouble. They have to
feel it. Have you taken anything for
It?”
"No. not yet. But 1—1 want to. doD't
yon know.”
"1 iieo wtiv don’t you?”
”11 would-lbat Is. if I could get
It.”
"Can t you get It. Alfred?"
"1- I don't know."
"Have you tried?"
"No. not yet."
(Siterne for two provoking moments.)
"Allred!" (coldly).
"Y yea.”
“let's have a game of checkers.’’—
Boston Herald.
Walking.
The ordinary mail who Is employed
Indoors 1 hrotiglioitt the day does not
walk enough. He needs the fresh air
and sunshine of the outdoors, and. no
matter bow tired be may he. a short
time in the open air will rest him. If
be has no opportunity to walk during
tbe evening, he ought to do It lu thé
morning.
There is no better tonic
than a two mile walk before going to
work. Some business men who live
some distance from their offices or
stores walk down regularly every
morning nnd are greatly benefited
thereby.
No matter bow sluggish
they may feel on arising, tbe morning
walk pills them In good trim for the
day's work. Exercise In the open air
starts tbe blood to circulating In every
artery and vein In the entire system.
o|iens up the pores of the skin, so that
the waste matter In tbe body may be
set free, limbers up tbe Joints and
muscles and puts one in shape for tbe
duties of the day.-St. Joseph Gazette
Insurance.
OFFICE: TILLAMOOK HOTEL.
WAGONS, UCGIES,
AUTOMOBILES.
Cost no more than others.
Don’t buy until you investigate.
Let us send you our catalogue.
Ask us about the 1910 automobiles—
you won’t regret it.
A Matter of Mind.
“1 have a great mind to go to tbe
club louigUl. said Mr. J. to bls wife.
"What7" she replied with surprise.
"1 have a great mind to go to tbe
club tonight."
"Whose?” she asked.
"1\ hose wbat?"
"Whose great mind?”
"Why. my owu. of course, madam."
"Ob!" and (be rising Inflection she
gave tbe ejaculation was very provok
ing to a man of fine feeling.
Taxless Towns.
No fewer than 1.000 towns and vil
lages In Germany still owu. and have
owned. down from tbe middle ages, so
murii common land that their inhab
itants pay neither rate» uor taxes.
Five buudred of these townships aud
villages derive so great a reutal from
tbelr lauds that they are able, in addi
tion. to pay every citizen on New
Year's day. a bonus of from $25 to
$100 as bis share of tbe surplus rev
enue.
Had No More Timo.
“1 can't wait any further for you.
What are you reading, anyhow?"
"Henry James. Walt until 1 finish
this chapter."
“I'll wait until you get to tbe next
comma and no longer."—Louisville
Courier-Journal.
An Aspersion Suspected.
“That Is quite a remarkable Rem
brandt,” said the connoisseur.
"Sir!" rejoined Mrs. Cumrox.
They Adjourned.
“Yes, Rembrandt, you know, tbe
great painter."
“Since you hare insisted on trying
“Oh! 1 thought you said ‘remnant.’" on my hat. Miss Mabel. I shall cer
— Washington Star
tainly claim tbe forfeit."
"1 don't know wbat you mean, sir;
and besides, this Isn't a good place;
The Fraction.
“Humble as 1 am," said a loud voiced they can see us from the hotel."—Life.
Erator at a meeting. “1 still remem
Quita Raro.
ber that I am a fraction of this mag
nlficent empire.” ,
Gos—Wbat dld yon thlnk of our
"You are. Indeed," said a bystander, amateur tbeatrlcala. Misa Marnle?
“and a vulgar one at that.”—London Ratber a raro entertalnment was It
Express.
not?
Mies Matulo— Well—«r—yes; it
waan't very wsll done, to be enre.—
Harper'a Basar.
Curious.
If a man la bettered bls condition Is 1
Improved; If be Is "booted" be la really ,
Avarice Increases with the increas
"worsted."
,
ing pile of gold.—Juvenal.
E. D SNODGRASS,
AT THE OLD STAND.
Automobile
Salesroom?
C bapman and Alder Sts, PORTLAND.
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Wagons and Buggies
ALBERT AMY,
Painter & Decorator.
330 E Morrison St, POR fLAND.
All work
guaranteed
first class, and
order promptly attended to.
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WILL TRADE FOR ANYTHING IN TILLA
MOOK THAT LOOKS GOOD.
TILLAMOOK,
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LANDS IMPROVED AND
UNIMPROVED
Tillamook City Property in any part of
City,
BAY CITY L0T8.
Small Tracts near Bay City as low as
$35.00 per acre.
FARM
280 Acres, 10 miles from Brownsville and 3 miles
from Crawfordsville, in Linn county. 80 acres of level
land. 40 acres cleared and under plow. All of the place
is under fence and sub-divided. 160 acres of heavy saw
timber of fir, pine and oak, will cruise over 1,000,000
feet. Watered by running creeks and springs the year
round. “L” house of 5 rooms in fair condition. Stock
sheds for stock. Poultry house, etc. Three miles to
school and post-office. Will throw in the following
stock ; 6 good cows, 25 head of sheep, 2 brood hogs, 60
head in all of chickens, geese and turkeys.
I am coming to Tillamook in about three weeks
and will accept any place that will compare favorably
with what I have to offer.
I hold the value of this place of $5,500. Write or
call on
ROLLIE W. WATSON,
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spruce, hemlock, fir and cedar near to
water Several hundred acres to be had
in one body, by
J. C. BEWLEY.
Tillamook, Oregon.
Nothing doing on Sundays.
“ Beauty draws us
a single hair.”
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Tillamook City. Oregon.
BEFORE SCHOOL
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Have your eyes examined before starting to school.
Do not be troubled with your eyes this winter. If you
have your eyes properly fitted with a pair of glasses you
will not be compelled to go home with a sick headache
or be troubled with a headache at all.
Have your eyes examined before they become strained
for close wotk and avoid future trouble. All work
guaranteed satisfactory.
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Dr. Henry C. Morris.
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0REC0N.
Real Estate for Sale.
Partly Improved Stock Ranch in Linn County Will
Trade for 40 Acres or Over of Like Value
in Tillamook County.
Ths Meredith Cocoanut.
George Meredith may uut have been
an altogether familiar author to the
ordinary reader who craves for quick
sensation.
He never eutue down to
the simplicity of Sherlock Holmes or
Captulu Kettle. Meredith required au
acute and trained intellect before be .
could be appreciated.
It was once utentloned. In referring
to the difficulty vvltlcb some people ex-
perieiiie In reading Meredith's novels,
that the Meredith “cocoaiiut" was
very hard, but that the milk when
reached proved to be very sweet.
This Joke got Into the pa|>ers.
Two days afterward a well known
firm of fruiterers had an inquiry after
these coeoanuts from a country cus
tomer! The letter was to tlie effect
that, having read somewhere that
Meredith's coeoanuts have bad 11 large
sale lately and that tbe milk was
fashionable. the writer would like to
have a tew to try.—London 1'atler.
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Queer Postal Training.
In China whoever wishes to enter the
postal service nrtist give evidence of
courage, robustness, power of endur
ance. ability to traverse great dis
tances over mountains nnd valleys aud
through dangerous forests frequented
by wild beasts and robbers. After this
the applhaut Is sent Into uncanny
places, which are considered to be tbe
abodes of evil spirits. When tbe Chi
naman has sutlstied tbe authorities In
regard to these matters be is appoint
ed a letter carrier.
Bicycles.
I have some new and second hand
laities’ and gent’» wheel» a* a bargain.
Will not be undersold by Eastern
firms.
Coiue and see my stuck. I am pre
pared to build you anj kind of a Like
at short notice.
Bargains never before seer, in Tilla
.nook for cash. Old bicycles taken.
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This seems like something of
an exagération on the part of the
poet, if at least does not apply to
men. The man with a single
hair would not draw worth a
cent, unless as a curiosity.
People to look their best need
hair, they need all they evei
have, [f the hair begins tu go it 1
is time to use
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Tbi« preparation eaves hair. It
■ stimulates the hair bulbs, cleans
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Price 50c. and $1 00 a bottle.
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It’s astonishing how many fine watches are ruined
V/ each year by being placed 1 in the hauds of poor and inex
V’ perienced workmen for repairs.
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A slight oversight on
their pa t often causes an unnotieeable grinding and
* clicking that will wear out the best movement in a short
k* tune. Why tun these chances? Leave your repairing
SA iii our hands and you will get all long experience and GN
honesty can
cau give.
Ii a iniuuiaiiiu)' now
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RESIDENT DENTIST.
Office in Sturgeon's Building.
All Work Guaranteed.
TILLAMOOK.
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No. 67. meets on third Satur«
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I.OOF. Hall, at 7,30 p in.
F rank S everance , W.M.
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- TILLAMOOK CONSTRUCTION CO.
Do their work neatly and promptly, see them
before you build, or phone South 3l.
F. W. BERGER, Gen. Manager.
Pleasant to take
The new laxative. Does
ttot gripe or nauseate.
Cures stomach and liver
troubles and chronic con
stipation by restoring the
natural action of the stom
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•stuss substitutes.
Price BO*
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Diarrhoea
When you want a quick cure
any loss of time, and one that is folio
by no bad .esults, use
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J« Diarrhoea
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