T illamook
ane Has Outlived
Vicissitudes.
¡C«3 THEATERS.
I of Pantomime Has
k of Many Conflagra-
Upon Royalty Within
►—TM “Rejected Addresses."
WALL STREET WAYS.
FOILED THEIR PLOT,
Methode of a Brilliant Operator of
Many Years Ago.
One of the most brilliant operators
of Wall street in the early sixties of
the last century was Walter Wellman
Morse, though he was by comparison
with some of the gray haired market
veterans only a mere boy, being Just
thirty years of age. The public con
fidence he enjoyed made lt possible for
him to realize profits In any stock.
Such was the influence bls Indorse
ment would carry that after he bad
accumulated stock at his prices be
could tell his dally callers that the
stock was due to go up. and immedl-
ately there would be enough profes-
sional and public buying of the stock
to send lt up, thus enabling Morse to
unload at a profit.
An example of Morse’s popularity
was illustrated In a scene accompany
ing the opening of subscriptions for
stock In a coal mining company or
ganized by him. The day the subscrip
tion book was opened people flocked to
the office and fought with each other
In their efforts to enter and get their
names recorded. One man who had
subscribed for a large amount of this
stock, after getting away from the
crowd, came back and, walking up
to Mr. Morse, said, “X say, Mr. Morse,
was that gold or coal stock I sub
scribed for?’’—Moody’s Magazine.
The Way Mme. Alboni Frustrated a
8cheme te Hiss Her.
“Once upon a time, wbeu Mme. Al
boni was at Trieste," writes Henry C.
Lahee in "Famous Singers of Today,”
“she was Informed of the existence of
a plot to hiss her off the stage. Hav
ing ascertained the names of her de
tractors and where they were to be
found, she donned male attire, to
which her short balr and robust fig
ure helped to complete her disguise,
and went to the cafe at which the
conspirators met.
Here she found
them In full consultation, and, taking
a seat at a table, she listened to their
conversation for a time. After awhile
she addressed the leader, saying: '1
bear that you intend to play a trick
upon some one. I am very fond of a
little practical Joke myself and should
be glad if you would allow me to join
you on this occasion.’
“ ‘With pleasure,’ was the reply. 'We
Intend to hiss an opera singer off the
stage this evening.’
“‘Indeed!
And of what is she
guilty r
“ Ob, nothing, except that, being an
Italian, she has sung In Munich and
Vienna to German audiences, and we
think she ought to receive some castl
gatton for her unpatriotic conduct.’
“ ‘I agree with you, and now please
tell me what I am to do.’
“ ‘Take this whistle,’ said the leader.
‘At a signal to be given at the conclu
sion of the air sung by Roslna the
noise will begin, and you will have to
Join in.'
“ ‘I shall be very glad to do so,’ said
the singer aud put the whistle in her
pocket.
“In the evening the house was pack
ed—every Beat was occupied—and the
audience warmly applauded the open
ing numbers of the opera. In due
course Mme. Alboni appeared, and at
the point at which she was about to
address her tutor a few of the con
spirators began to make a disturbance,
not waiting for the signal.
"Without showing auy concern Mme.
Alboni walked down to the footlights,
and, holding up the whistle, which
was hung to her neck by a ribbon, she
exclaimed: ‘Gentlemen, are you not a
little before your time? 1 thought we
were not to commence whistling until
I bad sung the air.'
“For a moment a deathly stillness
prevailed; then suddenly the house
broke Into thunders of applause, which
was led by the conspirators them
selves.”
On the night of Feb. 24. ISUt). as the
'to
utise of commons was engaged ui>on
lb
rather Important debate, sundry of
u
tie members observed through the
tlndows a faint red glow which even-
telly became ao alarming lu its lu
malty as to Interfere with the order
• course of the disvussiou. lt was
st long before the news ran round
te benches that Drury Laue theater
as alight, und so great was the geu-
concern at what was considered
st a national disaster that a mo
was mode to adjourn the sitting
lerkhiu. bowsyer. as Moore tells u
his Hie of the great orator, ltume
ately expressed th.-
i- of detachment that rild him th.
eatest credit-¡considering his posl-
>n as principal shareholder In tile
eater-yiat ’’whute.-r might be the
tent of the present calamity lt would
BIRDS AS SCOUTS.
■t interfere with tin- |.u;-i>.- i •
the country.” «That bls courage was
t daunted by so serloqs a personal A Gypsy’s Warning Before the Battle
of Sadowa.
water was proved by the fa.-t that
During the night, July 2-3, before the
reopened a week later at the I.i
battle of Sadowa, a division command-
□ tn.
The destruction of "The Lane”—the cd by the archduke, retreating before
AM) ird building since Its foundation in the Prussian army, had bivouacked
13—was one of seven familiar dis near a town in Bohemia facing north.
At midnight the archduke, when
era to London theaters In twenty
irs; but. whatever else happened resting In a peasant's cottage, was
ury Lane must be rebuilt. Nor was awakened by the arrival of a gypsy,
;cond t decision on th" part of the pro who Insisted on seeing him personally,
eton unbusinesslike In the leas; having come to report the advance of
tree. for Horace Walpole, under tb< the enemy.
The archduke, who spoke Romany
te of 1751. tells us flow ou the day
rotated for the nationalization bib fluently, asked: "How do you know?
1 IB house of commons adjourned t< Our outposts have not reported any
—- *d st Drury Lane, where 'Othello movement."
“That, your highness, is because the
a acted by a Mr. Debanal and his
enemy Is still some way off.”
ally.
"Then how do you know?"
trury Lane bus passed thrmi -ii man-
The gypsy, pointing to the dark sky
lasitudes in the cmr <• . f its
e. The first building was very un lighted by the moon, observed, "You
Ü1LE •orably described b.v Pep.vs. win see those birds flying over the woods
from north to south?”
M- Ites of the discomfort caused by
“Yes. What of them?”
a that found its way through th.
"Those birds do not fly by night un
f and drenched the occupants oi
I is
pit and nlso the bad a oustlc qual less disturbed, and the direction of
IM a of the place Fire put an end t
their flight Indicates that the enemy
tus se Inconveniences In 1072. The see Is coming this way.”
The archduke put hfs division under
theater, which was designed b
en and opened In 1674. had a much arms nnd re-enforced the outposts,
xer life, but wan on two
-nslonr which In two hours’ time were heav
INS acene of attempts nt.... tl,.- roya ily attacked.—Field Marshal Sir Eve
illy. In 1718 Freeman tried to shoot lyn Wood lu London Saturday Gazette.
Prince of Wales, who afterwar.
Some Prophecies Fulfilled.
»me King George ll. >i,.d in 1-
Long before his name was known
rge III. was the victim < f a siuillai
uccessful attack at the bands of i. outside his native country Oliver Crom
»tic. It was.'tills same bulldin) well was mnkiug one of his rambling
ch. as WalpolB relates hi one of hl: speeches In the house of commons.
Lord Digby asked Hampton who he
■rs, was the geeue of a h c; di
rance In 1744. when an attemp was, and Hampton replied, “If ever
made to Introduce pantomime for we should come to a breach with the
ru
first time. Se great lias been the king, that sloven will be-the greatest
in-
ige of popular sentiment on thb man In England.” Never was any
lor
t since that far off date that today prophecy more completely fulfilled
W-
ter In London without pantomime than this.
>rnry Lane is almost Incredible.
Almost equally remarkable In Its
X
le third building. which was open- way was Disraeli's prophecy, “But a
L
n 1794, came to an untimely end time will come when ydb will hear
. re have seen. In is • >. a • <1 th.- ¡am me,' made when nothing appeared
tion of Ite «acr e sscr three years more unlikely than the brilliant series
• was marked by an event of con of triumphs which fulfilled It.
table literary Importance. Th.
Another Instance of a quickly fulfilled
agera of the -theater, being desir prophecy was furnished by Pope Plus
»f giving their new venture a good VII. when he was told of Napoleon's
off. Invited the public to submit to escape from Elba. "Don’t worry about
I retition suitable prologues, the it,” he said; “It is a storm that will be
, poem to have the honor of being over In three months." The story of
Icly recited ftom 11 stage nn.a: the hundred days proved his holiness
lay of opening. A host of writers to be right to a few hours.
■ding many of the best known
is In contemporary literature, re
He Got None.
DCS dsd to ths invitation, and "this
“What’s a pun, father?”
tMMMtoV suggested to tw.-
“A pun. my son, Is a play upon
■nd Horace Smith
to acquire a repu- words. There are three kinds of puns
of letters, the no- —good ones, which you laugh at; In
Anonymously a col different ones, which you take no no
lies parodying the tice of. and bad ones, which make you
|»lng writers of re throw something at the punster.”
“Can you make a pun, father?”
HBecessary that the
“Of course, my son! Now, you’re
Id be issued in time
the theater, the au thinking about your supper, aren't
to complete their you ?”
’’Yes, father.”
but lt is doubtful
“Well, that' s-upper-most in your
’ of the work suf
recount. Indeed. In mind at the present time. That, you
^^—eigbteenth edition see. Is a play on— Here, you young
MM.lt Is suggested that rascal, what did you throw that book
loed r i her than lost In at me for?"—Philadelphia Inquirer.
r tiling struck off. as it
Frog Farming In Franco.
■Stoat.
Among the advantages of frog farm
M^The Rejected Ad-
Mate and lasting, ing In France is the fact that lt en
mnd that they bad ables persons of limited means to util
a bound, and the ise marshes and ponds which are too
ni they had so sue- shallow and warm for fish culture and
to kindly ridicule practically useless for any other pur
bnlshment at the pose and produce on a comparatively
•h tbelr peculiar!- small area a large amount of valuable
presaion bad been food material for which there Is al
a notable aebiere- ways an eager market.
le prologue won
Hunted the Hunter.
delivered in due
“Is It really true.” asked Miss Cbel-
Lane stage, writ-
Med his a[>precia- lus. “that you're engaged to Mr. Rich-
ne that had made ley?”
"It ts." calmly replied Miss Bute.
trld aud in a sec
“My." exclaimed Miss Cbellus, “he
tbat he liked lt
Jeffrey in 1843 was a great catch!”
"I beg your pardon." retorted the
The Rejected Ad-
very best Imlta- other haughtily; “catcher.”—Catholic
dlffi< ult originals) Standard and Times.
But perhaps the
ised the authors
Objects of General Interest.
if a Lincolnshire
"Those flashy Van ranks have mov
■ the preface of ed. I>o you know where they went?"
st be did not see
"That's the very thing their unhap
re been rejected, py landlord asked me" Cleveland
»me of them very , Plato Dealer.
I gentleman dis-
lek" of humor In 1 The poefs verse »Ildes into the cur
but there will be rent of our blood. We resd It wbes
quarrel with his yrmng. we remetnber lt w hen old —
Bmlles.
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A Modest Art Student.
An art student In Berlin wrote to ■
brewing concern In Bohemia offering
to paint for the brewers ‘‘pictures suit
able for advertising purposes— artistic,
appropriate, attractive and cheap.” II»
went on to say: ‘‘Sir John Millala was
not above taking 40.000 marks from a
soapmaker for one of bls paintings to
be used as an advertisement. Nor did
he hesitate to offer other pictures for
the same purpose at the same price.
Why should not I. who owe my tabes
and who fears to look my landlady to
the face, not do the same? Stay! t
shall do better, Am willing to
less than 40,000 marks for my
work."
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