T illamook
BRIDGE.
M Position by an An-
^■udburtt.
M remarkable freaks
Klon known In tbe
Kin one of tbe small-
ofltbe Grand Canyon
tarer iu Arizona.
¡•Cgv carved tbrougb
i .
r of water and wind
va tbe little valley,
bowlder us big us tbe
toting van seeu on a
all street Il is held up solely by
(««!*• oa the sides of tbe gorge and
<1 tlrely free from any solid connee
nj^fatb tbe slgK of tbe sandstone
01-H
•
m tbe sandy bed of the little
to tbe rock Is fully seventy five
The Indians who once roamed
tbe Grand cant >
;
•nd Jurae. legends to account for the
iltotyOn of rhe big round rock, but as
tter of fact It Is believed to have
„ ■ I off tbe slope of u rocky and pre
¿5ua mountain . ubout live miles
it from the canyon and to have
picked up In the path of some
"’“•burst years ago a:,.i
to its
rasting ptace.
stone bungs onh i.\ a small
etlon on each a>:tl<
s <! *- out
i r ll
j
•nil. that It forms a convenient foot
put^e across the gorge over which the
It jutrlan may take bls way -Kansas
utwjournaL
itoeU.
VATERPROOF FABRICS.
> Are Several Methods by Which
They
’ "•F Are Treated.
vrcrficu.
;»rle. are waterproofed bv linpreg-
■tjtno
"ujl them with metallic salts, by
WiptMl them with oil grease and wax.
latlng them with India rubber or
<1 »Mating them with umrnoniacal so
of copper., Th.- first process Is
?d to sailcloth.
The cnttvns Is
j|t_.‘gnated with alum or calcium
W|t[ te and tbeu Immersed In >i flxiug
containing soap «Iii. .i forms m
III i»le lime or alumina soap In tbe
•1». > aecond process is u-.-d f. r rain
imitation leather, etc. The fab-
'Ww»^|ibses between hot rollers and
over a cylinder . f v ;\. etc
the third process a solution of
rubber I dj » carbon disulphide
oform or other solvent Is applied
ail proceed la need for mackintoshes
,
bathing cape and Is applied to
<L
J the fourth (Wocess. employed In
nanufacture of bookbindings and
sden canvas, cot ten Hotli is run
k, Sigh a solution! of oxide of copper
1IInimonla. Which dissolves the super
layer and on evaporation leaves
tbe form of a uniform coating of
idee. The process is completed bv
the cloth between rollers
,e are «till other processes, but
At are the moat tmportaut.-Sciei>
■^VAmerteaa.
E,
een
Hie Kindly Act.
a Sunday acpool class recently
eacber sought to Impress u |« jii the
I boys 'the virtue of kindly and
Ul deeds.
," said abe. “let Mery |H>} Iler.-
do some kindness during the
and next Sunday report what be
ct Sunday arrived, and the tench
to listen to stories of good
ÍD. xeeded
I dons. Finally she mi'liril ilio
last boy in the class.
Ills age is
ell. Wylie,": She said, “have you
any kindness for mn < m- any
really helpful, during the week ?"
ts'm.H
hat waa.lt?"
let another kid copy me •rlthmetic
tn school.”
noff
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A ■¡Ilion.
it Britain flings to Its own nu
Ml system and regards a billion
t million times a
i'
■ billion In tbe United
la thousand millions
the only instance in
is bigger In tbe old
Hie new. One has to
pay from England—
¡the billion lessened.
Bes a thousand mil-
itne of billion. They
rd In France In this
»ver, inasmuch as
a word, milliard, to
ber —Chicago Rec-
■¡liars.
yellow tints so fre-
Id In caterpillars are
> coloring matter de-
• food and passed
of tbe spinners. By
es with artificial coi
benterà caused some
Jars to produce silk
fellow aud tine rose
of tbe spectroscope
lature of colored pig-
d of the little crea-
isbed.—London Tat-
(script.
, bad delivered a
mother to a lady.
In a hurry to go.
e was anything else
tidden him say. he
im: only she said I
for any cake, but If
I waa to take It and
it tbe cake.
ation.
i Americans live?”
in.
of us live In New
te caustic American,
as lire In cavee.”—
Journal.
a black spot in our
Three New Hats.
Milliners have other troubles besides
the frequent difficulty of collecting
bills. One milliner tells of a letter she
received from the wife of a man who
in a brief time had advanced from
poverty to great wealth. His family
was still in obscurity, but was prepar
ing to emerge.
“1 want you should make a bonnet
and two bats right off.” wrote the
wife, “for me and the girls, and ex
pense is no account.
"My measure is nearly twelve inches
from ear to ear over the head and
eight under chin and six from top of
forard to back hair, and that's near
enuff for both tbe girls.
“I'm sandy, Jane is dark, and Lucy’s
got red hair. We want lively colors,
and 1 want blue flowers and strings
on mine, besides some plooms.
“Jane wants hers green, and Lucy
wants pink. We don’t care wbat shapes,
but they must be becoming and so as
they won't blow to peaces in the wind.
Nor we don’t want them loud, for my
husband won’t hear to such.
“Please send within five’ days, and
if satisfatory bill will be paid at once.”
—Youth’s Companion.
Curly Hair Means Obstinacy.
Tbe curly headed man uttered an ex
clamation of maze.
“Strange." he said. “I have been
drawn for Juries time and again, but
I have never served.
They always
challenge me. I wonder why?"
"It is your curly hair," said a law
yer. “A curly beaded man kills a Jury.
He always causes It to disagree.”
“That Is not true.
You must be
crazy,” said the other.
“It is the gospel truth,” tbe lawyer
persisted. "Curly heads are as obsti
nate as mules. They think they know
It all. They disagree with everybody.
"It is because." be hastened to add,
"their curly hair makes them so good
looking. In childhood they are spoiled
by their purents. and In maturity wo
men spoil them, falling in love with
them on every side. So they become
conceited. They disagree with every
body. Lawyers the world over recog
nize that as Jurymen they would never
do.”—New Orleans Times-DemocraL
Had an Answer.
This story is being told on a Swede
In central Kansas who was given to
excessive use of the bottle. He was
working at a certain house, doing odd
Jobs, and the daughter of the bouse
knew of bls reprehensible habits. She
thought It time for some one to re
monstrate with him on tbe error of bls
ways.
"Why.” she asked, “are you not
ashamed to spend all your wages and
make your wife take in washing?
Why don’t you give her some money?”
"Well." be answered, “I have an in
come besides my wages.”
“Oh. is that so?" said the daughter,
somewhat mollified.
“Yes." he said. “I have an income
from tbe queen of Sweden.”
“What for?" asked the girl.
“For minding my own business." an
swered the Swede, going on with his
work.—Kansas City Journal.
The Troubles of a French Academician.
The candidate, once elected, is bound
to pronounce a harangue before he is
allowed to take part In tbe work of
tbe noble body. The director who hap
pens to be in office answers him. This
oration is invariably, or at least should
be, composed first of thanks, more or
less bumble, for the great honor con
ferred, then of a panegyric of the hap
py one’s predecessor. And, oh. how
difficult that sometimes must be! More
than one has rushed to tbe encyclope
dia. then to the libraries, so as to get
some clear notion of tbe illustrious ex
immortal! Then fate is often Ironical.
A historian may have to celebrate the
talent of a writer of light comedies, a
legitimist may have to praise a Social
ist. or else tbe newly elected member
may have to speak of his most inti
mate enemy.—Jeanne Malret in At
lantic.
headlight , june 3, 1909.
Not Piety, but Pork.
. Th* following bit of humor Is taken
1 from “The Farrtngdons,” an English
romance. The speakers are Mrs. Bate
son and Mrs. Hankey, worthy wives,
but not altogether above feellug a cer-
| tain pleasure in showing up the ways
I of husbands:
“They’ve no sense, men haven't.”
! said Mrs. Hankey; "that's what's the
matter with them.”
“You never spoke a truer word. Mrs.
Hankey.” replied Mrs. Bateson. “The
very best of them don’t properly know
the difference between their souls and
their stomachs, and they fancy they
are a-wrestllng with their doubts when
really it is their dinners that are wres
tling with them.
“Now, take Bateson blsself,” con
tinued Mrs. Bateson. "A kinder bus
band or better Christian never drew
breath, yet so sure as be touches a bit
of pork he begins to worry hisself
about tbe salvation of bis soul till
there's no living with him. And then
he’ll sit in the front parlor and engage
tn prayer for hours at a time till I
says to him:
“ ‘Bateson,’ says I. ‘I’d be ashamed
to go troubling the Lord with a prayer
when a pinch of carbonate of soda
would set things straight again!’”
Dyeing Real Flowers.
“Every once In awhile some florist
gets busy and puts some odd colored
blossoms In bls window ns an extra
attraction to the display.” said a club
man. "I Just noticed one down tbe
street. It consisted of a bunch of Im
possibly green carnations.
At first
glance a good many people thought
they were made of paper, but they got
Interested when they fouud out that
they were ’natural.’
Now. anybody
who wants to have any of these freak
flowers can get them by buying some
kind of aniline ink. any color desired.
Carnations are the easiest to color
white ones, of course. Put their stems
In a glass filled with Ink. Tbelr stems
are soft, and in a short while th’
larger veins in their petals are filled
with tbe Ink. Don’t let them absorb
too much color.
They are prettier
with Just so much.
Then remove
them and put them In a vase of salt
water. Lilies of the valley lend them
selves to this scheme also. In fact,
any white, soft stemmed flower may
be used.”—Philadelphia Record.
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Famous Golf Match.
A projected golf match between two
well known amateurs and a leading
member of the London stock exchange
for a stake of £500 recalls the famous
foursome in which the Duke of York,
afterward James IL. took a prominent
part on the Leith links in the year
1682. It was really an international
contest, in which the duke, with John
Patersone, a golfing shoemaker of
great repute, championed Scotland
against two noblemen of England, a
heavy wager depending on the Issue.
The duke and the cobbler had an easy
victory, thanks largely to tbe man o
the last, and John I’atersone’s share
of the stakes was so substantial that
be was able to build a goodly house
in the Canongate, In a wall of which
the duke caused a stone to be placed
bearing the Patersone arms with the
motto “Far and sure.” a tribute to the
cobbler's driving powers. Patersone's
bouse, we understand, survives today.
—Westminster Gazette.
F.
Foiled.
Noiselessly, but with all his might,
the burglar tugged at tbe dressing ta
ble drawer. In vain. It refused to
open. He tugged again.
“Give it another jerk,” said a voice
behind him.
The burglar turned.
The owner of tbe house was sitting
up in bed and looking at him with an
expression of the deepest Interest on
his face.
“Jerk it again. There’s a lot of valu
able property in that drawer, but we
haven't been able to open it since the
damp weather began. If you can pull
It out I'll give you a handsome royal
ty on everything that’s”—
Ancient Derricks.
But the burglar bad jnmped out
Probably the oldest derricks still In through tbe window, taking a part of
use are the two built at Trier, in Ger the sash with I-’-.—Exchange.
many, in the year 1413 and the one
built in 1554 at Andernacb, also in Ger
Tat For Tit.
many. All these three derricks are
They were sitting out In the conserv
built on the same principle. In tbe atory. Sam sat on the sofa, and Sally
middle of a massive A frame tower Is sat on Sam, but it was all right, for he
located tbe swinging or main boom. had Just asked her to marry him. She
20 by 20 inches, whose iron pivot had said, “1 don’t care if I do,” and
mores in a pan shaped bearing cup. thus they were engaged.
On top are fastened the guy ropes and
“Sam, dear,” she began, "am I the
tbe cap. which is also movable. The only girl”—
derrick can be moved by crossbars
“Now, look here, Bally," he Inter
fastened to tbe main boom. Tbe load rupted. “don't ask me If you're the
Is chain lifted by tread wheels sixteen only girl I ever loved. You know as
feet in diameter.
well as I do”—
“Oh. that wasn’t tbe question at all.
Bam." she answered. “I was going to
Wagner to the Mueiciane.
Wagner's little admonition to tbe ask If I was the only girl who would
musicians was most characteristic and have you.”—London Answers.
worthy to be noted by many ata or
chestra of this day. “Gentlenwta," be
Difficult Advlee.
Mrs. Rayce was talking to another
said, “I beg of you not to take ay
fortissimo too seriously. Where you young woman at a tea.
see T make an ’fp’ of it, and for piano
"How decidedly better off a mas
play pianissimo. Remember bow many would be.” said tbe other young wo
of you there are down there against man, "if be would only take bis wife’s
the one poor single human throat up advice!"
“Quite true, my dear," said Mrs.
here alone on tbe stage.”—NeumaM's
Rayce. “I’ve advised my George time
“Personal Recollections."
and time again not to bet on horses
that don’t win, but be will do It."
Got Even.
“I’ll never xffer to be a statar te ata-
Why He QuH.
other man."
"So you abandoned tbe simple style
“Why not?"
OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE.
"The last one under tbe guian at of spelling?"
"Yes," responded tbe former advo-
brotherly advice told me soma very
unpalatable truths.” — LoutovOto ©eta- I cate of tbe fad. “1 found It so difficult
to make people understand that I SPECIALTY IN ALL KINO OF CAKES.
rier-JournaL
knew better."—Philadelphia Ledger.
A Diplomat.
ALL KIND OF BREAD.
As Good as He Gave.
“Does be always speak tbe tHrtbP*
“Here Is my seat, madam, bnt can
“I guess not. All his friends pasta
bls judgment."—Detroit Free Pruita.
dor compels me to say that I think you
•re as well able to stand as I am.”
“Politeness compels me to say
He who swears distrusts Mt
I Thank you, str.’ "-New York Journal
words.—Latin Proverb.
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