TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MAY 6, 1909.
Àdrertiaing Rate*.
What to Do In an Em*rgsncy.
Shipwrecked.—Go ashore as soon as
possible; remove wet clothing and re
late your experiences to nearest re
porter. Add photograph If possible.
Baby. Cat, Asleep on Face Of.—Re
move cat.
Truiu. Run Over Br.—Remove train
using force If necessary. Upon re
lease acquaint nearest station mastei
with the facts and proceed as lu cast
of shipwreck.
Pantry, Burglar In.—Procure a copy
of the Tariff Reform league's latest
publication on free food fallacies ano
rerd tame to intruder, taking care to
elucidate moat telling arguments. The
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION.
contrite cracksman will at once turn
over a new leaf and express his scr
.STRICTLY IN ADVANCE.)
1.50 row. Under the circumstances you
One year........
75 will do well to accept his assurance
Six months ....
50 of regret.
Three months
Crime. Having Committed or Being
Su pected Of.—Apply to nearest mu
sic hall manager for an engagement
^b.e |ilhmooh
In: 1st on being j ut among the "star"
Fred C. Baker. Publisher.
turns nr-d demand a salary proportf-n
ate to the gravity of the crime in ques
The Moral* of Tillamook County tlon.—Tunch.
LSOAL ADvERTIkEMKNT* t
Fir»t Inartion, per line.............. ♦ 10
S
Each aubsequeut insertion, line....
Business and prolesnioual cards,
1 month .................................. 1 00
Homestead Notices ...................... 5 00
1U 00
Timber Claims..................
5
Locals per line each insertion . ..
Display advertisement, an inch,
50
1 month ..................................
All Resolutions of Condolence and
Lodge Notices. 5c. per line.
Cards of Thanks, 5c. per line.
Notices, Lost, Si rayed or Stolen, etc.,
minimum rate, 25c. not exceedu g ti»e
lines.
The Cloverdale Courier, discussing the
moral condition of Tillamook Count),
bad this to mm ) last week :
Public sentiment has been considerably
aroused over the disagreement of the
jury in the Nordstrom murder trial, ten
being for murder in the first degree and
two for murder,in the second degree.
The plea of insanity whi raised and an
Alienist was secured, which, with other
expences. makes a trial of this kind very
costly, however, no complaint can be
in regard :o reasonable costs when we
consider that everyone is entitled to a
fair trial and innocent until proven
guilty. But, when we take into con
sideration the fact that Nordstrom made
a sane, clean cut confession, and as far
as those who came in touch with hirn
could see, showed no signs whatever ol
insanity, it seems that th« disagreement
of the jury was nothing short of a trav
ersity of justice and a reckless disregard
of heaping upon an already tax ridden
public the expense of another trial.
The facts of the above trial coining as
they do upon the heels of the late Hem
bree murder trial and its dilatory and
costly proceedure. and further, the fact
that it wus impossible tn secure a jury
that would convict during the late boot
legging cases at Tillamook, causes the
ayerage citizen to ask himself a number
of questions One of which would be
about as follows : Is it possible that a
person may commit any crime be so de
sires iu Tillamook county, with the as
surance that with the aid of the proper
talent he oin secury a jury that in nine
cases out of .ten will secure for him
absolute release or a mild penalty ? Tbe
answer : lu the light of «event events it
looks very much that way.
Another question that naturally fol
lows, is, what is the cause of the above
conditions ? Is it because Tillamook
county is devoid of that class of citizen
ship that goes toward making a strong
moral community ? In answer we would
say we believe;.not. We do believe,
however, that tbe citizens of our county
that stand for the best are not properly
aligned. We have many of the best in.
tentioned people who are so engrossed
in the strife for th« "Almighty dollar''
that they seem to feel that "it is every
one for himself and the devil for us all,”
and have no time for other su »¡cots that
are so vital to the general public. Then
there are some "wquld be’’ reformers
who bv their very method of attack,
using the most abusive tactics not only
in regard to those w ho are ^openly vio
luting th« law. hut upon those who may
in the least degree differ with them,
thereby engendering an unfriendly spirit
where there should he unity and con
certed action thwart everything they
undertake in the way of moral reform.
Or in other words . There has t»een the
endeavor, to a certain extent, to do what
Christ would have us do, but not the en
deavor to use the Christ spirit in its ac
complishment, consequently failure has
been the result and a delapid tied moral
front «be spectacle that confronts us.
While tn<u who desire reform and the
stability of the la w, at a rule, agree in
the main ; or minor points they often
differ, and it is this disagreeing on minor
points and a continual haggling over
little things that keep those who wish
fora better condition of affairs from
presenting u solid nml influential ti out
to the lawless element.
In the discussion of minor differences
in any move for g«»<>.| it tausl be rem«in* I
bcred that no one person "knows it all’’
and that one must l»e ready to listen to
any advice which is given in th* right
spirit by a neighbor, and after a subject
has been well discussed let the best there
is in it l>e accepted bv all and the tight
be made accordingly.
We believe there are enough high*
minded people in Tillamook County,
should they give the subject the con
sideration it deserves, to present a most
substantial moral sui»port to any move
that may I* fur a be Her condition in
tbe business nffmrs of the county and a
Strict observance of the la«. While the
proper alignment of the moral forces of ,
oar county would probably not produce
any great result at the loginning, still*
it must be conceded to by the only (bun-1
dation noon which a Iretter condition
and higher state of affairs can be built
Net Werth It.
A young rain. after tils banns hat!
been twice announce.!, called upon th-
bu y t1 nr early one morning. II.
wanted to have u private word with
him about the banns.
"Well.” said the vicar, "what 1.M
wrong?”
"Oh. it's the girl's name.”
“nasu't It been given correctly?”
"Oh, yes, it's correct enough, but 1
want you to put another girl's usirn
for the third calling. I’ve changed m;
mind and would rather marry Mar;
’Arrl3 Instead of Sarah Jenkins."
The vicar lectured the youth upon
his fickleness and told him If he want
ed any alteration ft would bo iKv-oe»ar<
to make a fresh start and have the
banns published afresh.
“What, and pay another shilling?''
gasped the lover.
“CertnUily," replied the vicar.
"Well, in that ease you had better
let It be ns it Is. nnd I'll marry my first
love.”—Pearson's Weekly.
Enlivantd Hi» Sermon.
A mlnl iter of Crosinl. hael. lu Fife,
frequently talked from the pulpit to
Ills boarers with amusing and luAced
irreverent familiarity. Expounding a
passage from Exidus one day. he pro
cccded thus: " ’And the Lord said unto
Moses’—sneck that door! I'm thinking
if ye had to sit beside the door yersel’
ye wadua be sae ready leaving IX open.
It was Just beside that door that Ye
dam Tamaon, the bellman, got hi.
death o' cauld. and I’m sure, hones:
man. he dldna let it stay muckle open
‘And the Lord Bald unto Muses’—I ae>
n man a«cuth the laft wT his UU ik
I'm sure, man, ye're dear o' tke sough
o' that door there. Keep nff yoar l>an-
not T ha mas, and if your bore pow lx-
cauld ye maun Just get a gray worsted
wig, like myseJ'. They're no sae dea:
—pieuty o’ them st Bob Gillespie's for
IP pence apiece.” The reverend gen
tieman then proceeded with hfs dis
course.
A Semple *f HI» N»rv*.
Buck Taylor, the showman, was a
great friend of Captain William
O'Neill, the rough rider who was killed
at I.as Gunslums. Cuba. In the SjMLutsb
American war. O'Neill was sheriff of
Tucson, Arlr... when Taylor became ac
quainted with him, nnd on more than
one occasion the cowboy rendered the
easterner a service.
"Did O'Neill deserve the ropatatlou
he held for nerve?" Taylor was once
asked.
"Well," he said and then hesitated,
ns if careful to choose the right words.
“I don't think there was anything (bat
Bucky O'Neill was afraid of. Once he
went Into a den where ten of the pals
of a murderer and train robber he was
after were gathered, laid his hand on
the man's shoulder ntid walked him
out. He had not a friend or ally within
sight or hearing. Was that nerve?"
She Had Tested th* Oyster.
Dora, the pet of the household, was
very fond of oysters, and after eating
her lunch of oysters and crackers she
thought of her dear mother busy at her
sewing machine. She selected n nice
large oyster, put It lu a plate and car
ried It to her mother, who. pleased
with her little daughter's tbougbtful-
ness, ate the oyster and said:
"It is most as good as my little
girlie.”
“Yes," answered Dorn. "I know It is
goed ’enuse 1 licked It all the way
from the kitchen.”—Delineator.
A Way to Wealth.
Vpon one occasion the late Earl Pou-
lett. who. by the way. was a great
si>endtbrlft. was paying his physician
and on banding the medical geutleman
400 guineas In gold asked him If be
knew how to grow rich. The doctor
replied In the negative, and the earl
advised hint never to pay an account
by check, but always In coin, "for." he
added, "the more you look at your
tuoney the lesa Inclined you will b* to
part with It."
T. BO’iTS,
A ttor N ey - at -L ï
A R*al John Do*.
"There goes a man who would be
Justified in changing bl* name.” said
the city salesman. “His name is real
ly Doe, and John in the bargain—John
Doe. Moreover, he has a sister Jane.
I wonder what kind of joke their par
ents were trying to perpetrate on those
helpless mortals. Doe as a surname
was bad enough without ridding to the
offense by tacking on John and Jane.
When I first met John Doe I didn’t
take his name seriously. I thought
the man who Introduced us was en-
Joying a little pleasantry at my ex-
jteuse or maybe at the expense of John
Doe. I smiled. John Doe did not
smile.
“ 'You don’t believe It.’ he said, ‘but
unfortunately it is true. I am the fa Sails from Tillamook to Portland every Friday.
mous Doe.'
"Later I met his sister Jane and the Sails from Portland to Tillamook
Bay Points
rest of that particular Doe family.
They assured me that there are a num
every Tuesday, Oak st. Dock.
ber of Does In town. I presume there
FRE1GH GIVEN QUICK
are. but I trust that in most cases the PASSENGERS AND
old folks had sense enough not to
DISPACH.
christen their offspring John and
Jane.”—New York Press.
For rates and further information, apply to agents as follows :
Twin screw S. S.
“ARGO”
Sails Weekly from Tillamook to
Portland & Astoria.
The Moor and His Horse.
The horsemastershlp of the Moers is
primitive and entirely successful. A
Mocr never walks when he can ride
and never by any chance gets off to
ease his beast. How a Moorish pony
would Lave chuckled at the weary
walks enforced on tired men by well
meaning cavalry colonels in South Af
rica! He would have said to himself:
“I don’t think much of animals that
can’t carry fifteen stone fifteen hours a
day. I must be a really superior kind
of beast." The Moorish (and Goumler)
horse always spends his nights In the
open. He is never groomed or clip
ped. Ills youth Is passed wandering
untended over the vast fields. When
in work he gets all the barley he
wants at night and a drink before his
feed in the evening. From 7 a. m. to 7
p. m. he expects to work and to work
hard without bite or sup. Ills saddle
Is a wooden tree superimposed on at
least half a dozen folded blankets, the
thickness of which often reaches six
Inches, and he never gets a sore back.
—London Spectator.
Ha Cot th* Ticket.
“Seamen’s return" tickets are Issued
by most British railway* at seaport
towws to sailors at reduced rates. A
rather well groomed young man de
manded one to Birmingham; the book
ing clerk at Hull demurred.
" ‘Heamen's returns' are only Issued
to sailors," be snapped.
“Well, I’m a sailor,” was the reply.
“I have only your word for that,”
•aid the clerk. “How am I to know it
is correct?”
“How ar* you to know?” came the
answer. "Why, you leather necked,
swivel eyed son of a sea cook. If you
feel my starboard boom running foul
of your headlights you’ll know I’ve
been doing more than sit on a stool
bleating all my life, and you’ll haul I d
your Jaw tackle a bit”
“Give him the ticket," said the pas
senger superintendent, who had over
heard the dialogue; "he's a sailor, right
enough."—London Scraps.
Seeing and Thinking.
Most people see an object when they
think of IL They can see before their
eyes a geometrical drawing or the fig
ures on a chessboard when they think
of them. In order to think at all most
men make use of Images, though they
may be of different kinds. Thus one
man when he thinks of “Italy" sees
Just the printed word; another sees the
country's outline on a map; nnotber
may see the country spread out before
blm, with its villages and towns.
Psychologists are beginning to classify
the different aids or images of which
men make use. Some, for example,
hear the words of their thought witbin
themselves; others read them, as If
the words were written generally In
black on a white ground.—London
Post.
I). L. SIIRDDE. Tillamook, Ore.
Highly Flattered.
“Tour glasses." she said, “have made
great difference In your appearance."
“Do you think soY’ be asked.
His Mean Comment.
"Yea You look so Intelligent with
Wife treading) - Here's th* silver-
t tee men t of a matrimonial agency of them on."—Chicago Record-Herald.
fering to supply any man with a wife
R*buk*d.
for a guinea.
“Guilty or not guilty?" asked a Dutch
Husband -Oh. of course; It costs leas
to get Into trouble than It does to get Justice of a prlaoner.
“Not guilty.”
out again. -Ixmdou Scraps.
"Den rat you rant here? Go about
your business!”
Chaarad Him Up.
1 he prisoner was downcast.
Occupying.
"Cheer up." said his lawyer. “I’ve
Dreasing dolls has become the serious
got a Jury of twelve men too stupid to
business of a great many people, but
find out that you’re guilty."
For a burn or real.I apply ( Lumber-
Naturally the client took a mor* •specially of American men.-Puck.
Ism'* halve. Il «ill allay the |>*in hopeful view Philadelphia ledger.
• ln><«l inMai.tlv and quickly heal the in-
jure.1 parta. For
by Lvmai • drug
There t* not a alngle moment In Ufa
■tore
that we can afford t* irne -Goulburu
Taxes paid for
Residents.
Office opposite Post 0^
Both phone*.
^^7 H- COOPER,
A ttorney - at -L aw
T illamook ,
C arl
0«Efc.
__
haberlach ,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Office across the street and north.
the Post Office.
H. GOYNE,
Telephone Main 2960.
Office at FRANKLIN & CO., 134 Front st., Portland, Ore.
A ttorney - at L aw .
Office : Opposite Court Hg
T illamook , O regon .
PURITY
A.
above everything distinguished
WEINHARD’S BEER
W. SEVERANCE
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
T illamook
O regc
From the Common
Used on the family table it turns a dry lunch
into an enjoyable sustaining meal, makes home
cheerful, keep the men at home and offers
effective aid to real temperance.
Orders should be Sent to the
Columbia Bottling Co
Astoria, Oregon.
Agents for the H. Weinhard Brewery, Manufacturers of the
Tillamook Rock Brand Carbonated Beverages.
Agents for the Bartlett Spring Mineral water.
T. BO ALS, M.D,
PHYSICIAN & SURGE
TILLAMOOK!
Office- Olson Building.
Residence: Mrs. Weiss' home, w
Mrs. Walker'»,
R. I. M. SMITH,
PHYSICIAN & SURGE
Office over J. A. Todd & Ct
Tillamook, Ore.
C. HAWK,
The Oregon Cheese Co.,Incorported,
is prepared to buy all the first class
cheese that comes along. Spot cash
and highest price. Factory men will
do well to see R. Robinson, the mana
ger, before selling. He will be in
Tillamook a good part of the time dur
ing the season
Only the best stock
wanted.
THE OREGON CHEESE COMPANY,
126 Fifth Street, Portland.
PHYSICIAN & SURGÍ
BAY CITY, OREGffl
R. BEALS,
REAL ESTATE,
F inancial A ge
Tillamook, Oregon.
R. P. J. SHARP,
DENTH-
RESIDENT
Office across the street ft«
Court House. |
Dr. Wise’s office
The Best Hotel.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
J. P. ALLEN, Proprietor.
Headquarters for Travelling Men.
SARCHET,
L . The Fashionable’ (
Cleaning, Pressing and
ing a Specialty.
Store in Heins Photofit
■
Gallery.
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
A First Class Table.
OBERT A. MIL^
Comfortable Beds and Accommodation
Something Similar.
"nave you a copy of the ’Stolen
Rope Y " inquired a visitor to a music
seller.
"I am afraid I don't know of such
a song."
“Why. It goes like this.” And the
customer bummed the tune.
"Why, you mean The Lost Chord!'
said the assistant.
“Ah. that’s It!"
in office.
F. O. ROZkRTII, Bay City, Ore.
CALLENDER NAVIGATION CO.. Astoria, Ore.
OPEN RIVER TRANSPORTATION C I. Oik st. D-ck, Portland, Or
To Pluck Them.
Lord Justice Mathew once tried a
case In which a money lender sued n
youth who hnd fallen Into bls hands.
The plaintiff demurred nt counsel's re
ferring to blm constantly ns a “money
lender" and protested that he was
something In addition to that.
"What Is the addition?” Inquired the
Judge.
"Weil, I’m—well, a dealer in—er—
birds."
"Certainly—pigeons?" quietly asked
the Judge.—London Telegraph.
Complete set of Abstract B
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
You Use Them.
We Sell Them.
A ttorney - at -U*
Land Titles, Land Offi«
ness and Mining L*’ 1
oil ,1
PORTLAND,
Room, 306 CommercialB*; 3
L and Orrica B vrinb «.
A SPBCIALTT.
OWING
C
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO
* CC<I
lawyxb I
R oom 33* WoICBT« Bea.“* j
Next Door to Tillamook County Bunk
T hibd and O ak S tssst »-—
Room Next to the U.S.
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PORTLAND, OfiO
ntoraicToa
Tillamook Iron Works
General Machinists It Blacksmith
Boiler Work. Loder’. Work .nd Heavy ForKinir
Fine Machine Work a Specialty.
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON
with Dr.
New Died
F0RC8!?8f‘"
AND ALL THROAT ARD LO*