TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 22, 1909
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terest In Mollie Jenkins. In
place, she is but seventeen;
ty. In tbe second place, she
cent in tbe world, being de-
upon ber auut, Miss Amelia
rtb. In tbe third place, 1 have
that she is a tritle too smart,
utbworth has a little Income
»will die with ber. I wonder if
Hsn't trying to get all she can
■to her own possession against
ty of ber aunt's demise. Lastly,
to my interest as a clergyman
I shall marry, and my congrega
te looking for me to take a suit
helpmeet.
I shudder at tbe
It of announcing an engagement
an to a little chit like Mollie.
I Southworth is a maiden of sev-
E Moilie lives with her, and Mol-
teetbod of earning ber living is
se ber aunt. The aunt, is only
amused evenings by playing
. of which she is very fond,
ns in ber younger days an lnflu-
member of my congregation and
an Important member from the
of her age and long connection
with! the church. Since it Is neces
sary that I show her due attention I
Show it In plhying bridge with her.
It is In this way that I have become
iBtaKsted In Mollie, who always has
a band and sometimes plays dummy.
Miss Southworth is a native of Eng
land.. where old ladies don't think It a
Sin to play cards for money. She In
sists that bridge is but a poor game
without a small stake, and on sitting
down to the game I found myself In a
position either to offend her or do what
la Iwi h us In America an unclerlcal
Act—play for a tenth of a cent a point.
Being expected to play with one of the
Oldest and most respected members of
mylcongregation. I yielded.
<)ne evening Miss Southworth, Mol
lie .and I were playing bridge. Mollie
held a succession of good hands and
Was scoring points. Indeed, ber luck
ran so steadily that If the circum
stances were otherwise I should have
looked for trickery. Miss Southworth
was beginning to get Irritable. She
had lost C7 cents, and there was no
dgtange of luck in sight. Mollie said a
,t food deal about there being no fun In
• one sided game, but went on wlu-
iaing.
Presently Miss Southworth.
fll^hiie Mollie was dealing, said to ber
fiercely:
“Go upstairs!”
Mollie turned red as a beet rote
om the table and without a word
left the room. Her aunt sat fanning
rself angrily. I waited develop-
nts. They came In time.
"Did you see what she was doing?”
e asked me.
No.”
Cheating.”
Good g-ractous!"
Only seventeen, and she can deaj a
spack of cards to put a good hand
she likes.”
"But what was her object? Bhe was
having splendid hands.'
■'H’m! She dealt them to herself.'
I settled up my score, paying 34
C
cents, and bade my hostess good even-
You won’t say anything about this?"
■be sold.
“Certainly not."
Nor was I Ukely to tell that I had
been playing cards for money and one
of the players had cheated. For the
lent
next week or two I lived In dread___
the matter should leak out. 1 suffered
In another way. Somewhere down In
my heart there was n dlsap^ ilntment.
One day 1 met Mollie on the street
If tbe act wouldn't have been notice
able I should have crossed before
meeting her. She spoke to me smil
ingly and said:
"Auntie Is waiting for you to come
In again and play bridge."
"H'tn!” I stammered. "Who Is to take
the other hands?”
"I am the only one unless some one
happens In.”
“Have you and your aunt made up
that"—
"Oh. yes. She has forgiven me."
“H'm!
Have you forgiven your
self?”
She looked up at me with an In no
cent expression that would have gone
to my heart except for the ■In.
"There’s nothing to forgive.'
Didn't you deni yourself good
hands F’
Not intentionally. They came to me
by luck. But you know auntie can't
stand >o lose. When she does she gets
raffled and can't sleep. Wh«o she
caught me I was dealing her a splen
did no trump band and she would have
had everything her own way.”
I see. What evening would your
auut like to have me calif
evening; we're always st
home.”
Very well. I’ll be there tonight.’’
It's a dangerous thing for a man to
think evil of a woman who attracts
him and then find that he haa been
mistaken. Not only a great relief came
to me. but there was something de
lightfully kind in little MolUe'a trying
to cheat her aunt Into a night's ■him
ber. Somehow I couldn't forget It. I
waa on my way to my study to write
my next SunMy's sermon, but when
I sat down to work my pen would
write nothing bat "Mottle.
I hare done It Mollie 1» to ba my
wife. I don’t know bow my congre
gation will like the match, but If they
don't I fancy I can get another church
It will not be necessary for ber to earn
a living by dealing an old woman good
hands at canto.
EDMOND COMPTON
In Hot Water.
“Typographical errors," said a writ
er. “are contimyilly cropping up. I
called for a magazine editor tbe other
day to take him out to luncheon. As
be was getting gratefully luto his coat
a man entered.
•“Do you read your magazine?’ the
man asked.
“ ’I do,’ replied the editor.
“ ‘Have you read the new number,
the one that came out yesterday?”
“ ’I have.’
” ’Have you read my poem, “To Ga
brielle,” on page 117?’
“ ‘N’-no,’
’’ 'Nol Well, In that poem I wrota
tbe line. "I love you better than I love
my life.” ’
“ ’A neat line—neat and well turned.'
stil.l the editor soothingly.
“ ‘And one of the professional humor
ists of your composing room set it up
to read. “I love you better than I lo»»
my wife,'"
’• ‘How—er’—
“ ’Than my wife—precisely that. And
my wife knows nothing of composing
room.comedy, and she thinks the Uns (
was printed exactly as I wrote lr.’ ”
China's Four Religions.
China has four state established ro
ll: Ions, and in each the emperor exer
cises sacerdotal functions. Twice a
your tbe emperor ns "son of heaven"
worships before the tablet of Shang T1
or cupreme heaven In accordance with
the ancient imperial monotheism.
Twice a year be burns Incense before
the tablets of bls ancestors In accord
ance with Confucianism.
Twice a
•year lie sacrifices to the gods of Tao
ism and twice a year to the Image of
Buddha. The ancient and primitive
religion of China Is monotheistic, but
this direct worship wns regarded ns
too sublime for the people, so that It
became reserved for tbe emperor alone
as the "son of heaven” and ns prle.it
of the nation. The people on their
part worshiped tlielr ancestors, and ft
wns this ancestral religion which Con
fucius Identified himself with and re
formed. The old superstitions rejected
by Confucius were absorbed J>y Tao-
fsm. which Is polytheistic and the re
ligion of the populnce. Then Bud
dhism came into China about C>5 A. D.
and. like tbe otter three religious,
came elute supported and sin,«
do wed.
Squeezed the Squeezers.
It Is said that when Mr. Yerkes
gnu to make money some of the banks
from which be bad borrowed thought
to “squeeze” him by demanding In
stant repayment or a large considera
tion for further time. He was Invited
to call ou oue of these "bankers" and
there met the others. Their demand
was made, uud their victim seemed at
their mercy. They did uot. however,
know the resourcefulness of Ur.
Yerkes, who retaliated by remarking:
“Well, I owe a lot to all tbe banks
here, and I’ll just publish a statement
tomorrow In tbe papers, giving the full
umounts and stating tuy Inability to
pay. This will make sueb a run on
the banks that they will goon be as
broke as 1 abuuhl. and therefor« 1 shell
not be the only sufferer."
The “squeezers" recogulzod the truth
ef this and so withdrew their demand.
Mr. Yerkes, however, refused to with
draw his threat unless they lent him
another $60.0C0. They did so.
Making an Acquaintance.
In illustration of the ways of the
east side of London the following true
story Is told: A certain club for work
ing girls In tbe east end of Loudon
had recently elected a new member,
and oue day the secretary happened to
look out of tbe window and was sur
prised to see the new member rush up
to a strange lad In the street, punch
ldm violently on ths Ireud and then ma
away. The secretary retncnstra’ud
with ber sharply, to which the new
member made reply: "I’m very sorry.
I won't do It no more if It’s agii; the
rules, but perhaps you won’t mind tell
ing me. then, how am I ever.to gat
engaged?”
The Knock-out Bioir.
A PORTION OF THE CASCADE COURT.
The Palace of Oriental Exhibits forms one of the twelve mammoth dis
play buildings first completed by the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific Exposition
Its lines are In pleasing contrast to the Agricultural and Manufacturers
buildings, with which they are grouped, and their position overlooks the
beautiful formal gardens and water display of the Cascades and Geyser
Basin.
The exhibit placed within the walls of the Oriental building consti
tutes one of the most gorgeous displays of Far Eastern art and manu
factured articles ever shipped from the Orient, and is bewildering in
beauty and extent. Not a country of Asia is without representation, and
treasures of old and modern art, never before permitted to leave the
lauds in which they were created, will be seen for the first time in the
land of the Occident. The matter of arrangement of the Oriental exhibit
has been placed In the hands of the most competent and artistic men at
command and Its display will be worthy of the magnificent collection.
About the Oriental building are gathered the great buildings housing
the United States exhibit and the Alaska, Hawaiian and Philippine dis
plays. One of the largest bandstands is within close distance, and from
Its doors the most noted musical organizations of the world will be heard
dally.
Exclusive.
Malx*l —I eeldom see the handsome
young Mr. Rlchcrly. He doesn't ap
pear to care much for society. Ethel-
Ob. I don't know! He seems to want
my society about six evenings ill tue
week.—CMeago Tribune.
Your Own Way.
“It takes a heap o' determination,
•on.” said Uncle Eben. “to hnv rirh
own way lu dis life an' a heap o' brains
to know what to do wif It after you
git» It."—Washington Star.
A Wireless Operator.
Upr«ou—You have a new baby at
vour house. I bear. Downing—Great
guns' And we live four mile« apart!
I ha«l do idea any one could bear him
that distance—Judge.
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men. The man with a single
hair would not draw worth a
cent, unless as a curiosity.
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LOOKING DOWN YUKON AVENUE.
One of the most traveled highways of the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific Ex
position will be the street to which lias been given the name of Yukon
Avenue. Yukon Avenue makes its way across the exposition grounds
from west to east, and the ends are represented by Klondike Circle near
the entrance, and Nome Circle on which fronts the classic Forestry build
ing. It crosses the roaring Cascades on oriental bridges of handsome
design, and from its central part the buildings of Hawaii and Alaska,
backed by the enormous federal structure, are directly to the north.
Just to the west of Klondike Circle the Pay Streak winds in a general
direction from north to south, and at the eastern end the land gives
way precipitously to the shores of Lake Washington. It is on this beau
tiful shore of the lake the natural ampltheatre is located, and nature has
■o quaintly formed this delightful spot, that small effort has been re
quired of man to transform It into as perfect an exhibition place as Is
possible. Its curving, sloping sides complete a semi-circle, and from Its
tiers of towering seats 30,000 spectators may witness the entertainment»
with no possibilities of occupying a single undesirable seat.
A wonderful variety of architectural display is shown by the many
buddings through which Yukon Avenue passes, and during its course the
visitor pass«» from man-made monuments through parts of magnificent
forests whose grandeur has never been marred by the destructive craft
of Ma tenon's disciples. From every Bide the line of horizon Is defined
by mountains whose lines are delineated in perpetual snow, and stretch-
away as far as the eye can travel rest the waters of Puget Sound.
Knew Their Ways.
Walter, aged seven, Is n wise sod
who knows not only hfs own father,
but his mother as well.
"Now. Walter," said tbe teacher, ‘if
your father can do a piece of work In
one honr and your mother could also
do It In one hour, bow long would It
take both of them to do itY*
"Three hours," answered Walter,
“counting the time they would waste
in arguing about bow It should be
done.”—Chicago News.
And He Probably Did.
"What can 1 do." roared tbe fiery
orator, "when I see my country going
to ruin, when I see our oppressors'
hands at our throats, strangling us.
and the black cicuds of hopelessness
obliterate the golden sun of prosper
ity? What. I usk—what can I do?"
“Sit down!” shouted tbe audience.—
New York Times.
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The blow which knocked out Corletl
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From the earliest days of the ring the
knock-out blow was aimed for the jaw,
the temple or the jugular vein. Stomach
punches were thrown in to worry and
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had told on« of the okl figlilers that the
most vulnerable six>t was the region of
the stomach, he’d have laughi-d at him
for an Ignoramus. Dr. Pierce Is bringing
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is the most vulnerable organ
ring as well as In It. We
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ORIENTAL PALACE AND MANUFACTURERS BUILDING.
The Palace of Oriental Exhibit» and Manufacturer» Building have a
frontage on Cascade Court and Geyser Basin and look across at Foreign
Exhibits and Agricultural Palaces; Yukon Avenue separates these mag
nificent display buildings, and in the back ground the state buildings of
Oregon and California are located.
Construction work on these buildings was completed last year and
exhibits are being received and placed in position. Tbe Oriental Palace
will house the most valuable collection of Far Eastern art that has ever
been sent from the Orient, and will present displays from Japan, China,
India. Ceylon, Straits Settlement«, French Indo China, Borneo, Java and
all the eastern countries of Asia.
The Manufacturers building encloses a vast amount of exhibit space
and every foot of this has been engaged for display purposes by domestic
and foreign manufacturers. The interest manifested in thia department of
the Alaaka-Yukon-Paclfic Exposition Is world-wide and competitive dis
plays will be general and comprehensive. Exhibits are being dally re
ceived and the heavy work of installation la rapidly being accomplished.
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SANDLAKE.
Potato« planting in Sandlake is a
thing of the past, all in.
Ira Dimoiid will get through plaining
thia week.
Joel Atkinson, who has licen attend
ing college nt McMinnville, returned
home Wednesday.
There was quite a surp.isc party at
Mr. and Mrs. Karr's Saturday evening.
The evening was spent in game« and
taffy palling. There were twenty seven
present, and all went home happy at a
late hour.
U.S. Edwards and E. R. Hayes were
falling trees for a fence Monday.
Quite a crowd of young |>eople went
to the beach Sunday. They all report a
good time. Flanigan was there.
Harland Karr is the best deer hunter
on Sandlake, he hunts by lantern light.
Jesie Edwards and Ola Lain called on
U. 8 Edwards, Monday.
Joe Finignn is chief cook, liottle
washer and breadmaker. He makes the
bread all right, but only gets hulf of it
baked, the test is left on his panls. The
only way to save all the dough is to
make noodles out of the pants.
George Galloway has started on his
contract to open the road to the beach,
Ethel lloyt and Virgel Magarell, of
Woods, were visiting on the lake Sun
day and returned Monday.
Miss Malik- Dimond went out to work
for Quick's, of South Prairie, Saturday.
James Thompson is attending court
at Tillamook this week.
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