TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, FEBRUARY 25, 1909.
A Wheat Hospital.
AN GEB IS DANGEROUS.
H
Wrecks the Whale Bystem
Tends te Shorten Life.
and
It la well known that a violent fit of
temper affects the heart instantly, and
rsycbophystrlsts have discovered the
presence of poison In the blocd Imme
diately after such outburst. This ex
plains why we feel so depressed, ex
hausted und nervous after any storm
cf passion— worry. Jealousy or revenge
—has swept through the mind, It bns
left tn Its wake vicious mental poison
and other harmful secretions In the
brain and blocd.
There is no constitution so strong
but It will ultimately succnmb to the
constant racking and twisting of the
nerve centers caused by on uucon-
trolled temper. Every time yon be
come angry you reverse all of the nor
mal mental and physical pro-esses.
Everything In you rebels against pas
sion storms: every mental faculty pro
tests against their abuse.
If people only realized wbnt havoc
Indulgence In hot temper playa In
their delicate nervous structure. If
they could only see with the physical
eyes the damage done as they can see
wbat follows In the wake of a tornado,
thev would not dare to get angry.
When the brain cells are overheated
from a flt of temper their efficiency Is
seriously Impaired, If not absolutely
ruined. The presence of the nngcr poi
son. the shock to the nervous system.
Is what makes the victim so exhausted
and demoralized after loss of self con
trol.—Orison Swett Marden In Success
Magazine.
THE EACK OF THE NECK.
Mak* It Proof Against Drafts and
Colds In the Head.
"When I was a boy," said a doctor,
“I didn't believe In drafts. 1 thought
that they who Imputed colds to drafts
were cranks.
But one November
night at a concert I felt all the even
ing a strong draft on the back cf my
neck. It was so strong It resembled a
suction pump. 'Now,' said I to tny-
self, 'we’ll see If this draft will glve
yours truly a cold.' ”
He shuddered.
"For a week,” he said, "I was Hid
up with so vile a cold that I couldn't
breathe save with my mouth open.
And now I am satisfied that nine out
of every ten colds are solely due to a
draft on tbe back of tbe neck.
"I know bow to preveut such colds
Hence I may practically say that 1
know how to prevent all colds. It is a
fact that none of my patients, thanks
to my method, know what a cold is.
“They learn from me to do this—to
bathe tbe back of tbe neck every
morning In cold water. Thus the spot
becomes hardened. It becomes draft
proof.
“And when a new patient, peculiarly
sensitive to colds, visits me. my pecul
iar treatment Is to blow on the back
of his neck with a bellows for several
days In succession. Tbe bellows. In
conjunction with the Icy douche, frees
him from all future susceptibility
Thenceforth his winters pass without
that horrid winter pest, a bad cold.”—
New Orleans Tfmes-Democrat.
Colored Preacher's Text.
A colored man in Atlanta. Ga.. Is n
preacher on Sundays and a barber on
week days. One of his customers
makes it a rule to be first In tbe chair
on Monday morning, when be Is sure
of being entertained by n resume of
“Uncle Rastus' ” Sunday dissertation
At night the family always looked for
tbe latest from the colored brother
This was one of his recent effusions:
“Yesterday I took for my text •Clean
liness am next to godliness.* and I
dun reach my climax wid dis argu
ment: ‘Now. what day follows Sun
Why. Monday.
Monday is
day?
wash day In all well reg'la ted fam
biles. Monday comes nex' to Suu-
day; so, my bredden, that settles it
that the words of my tex' am true.
“Cleanliness am nex’ to godliness. »» » »’
—Chicago Record-Herald.
Too Much Quist,
On one occasion the hustling and
energetic archbishop of York. Dr
Maclagan, wrote to the vicar In an
outlying village suggesting that hr
should lend his church for the purpose
of. giving the clergy of the district a
“quiet day” for meditation and frater
nal reunion. The witty vicar of this
sleepy hamlet in the wolds promptly
replied:
My Dear Lord Archbishop—Your very
kind letter to hand. But what the people
In thia village want moat In their spiritual
life la not a "quiet day." but an earth-
quake.
—London Standard.
An Appeal For Mercy.
“Judge," said the prisoner. “I sup
pose you're going to soak me."
“You are a habitual offender." re
plied the judge; “were caught with the
stolen goods, and the court will have
to do its painful duty.”
“I don’t want to seem unreasonable,”
replied the prisoner. “I don't mind a
long sentence. I'm used to It. But
say, judge, cut out the lecture that
usually goes with IL won't you.”—
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Brute.
“Tea, this room is dark, damp and
positively uninhabitable. It Is sup
plied for your wife's mother, if she baa
ode.”
“»be has ril take the flat.’’-Boston
Traveler.
An Old Timer.
"He's an old newspaper man.”
“About bow old?”
"Well, be can remember when they
only Issued extras when something
happened "—Louisville Courier Journal
Europe la leas that one-fourth as
large aa Asia.
“This wheat has been through the
kospital,” said a miller. “I can tel!
I>y the ffne polish on the grains. Wheat
that has been through the hospital for
■mut disease comes out better than
trell wheat”
The wheat grains. In truth, shone so
that one could almost see one's face In
them.
“You can see your face in them,
can’t you?” said the miller. “And no
wonder. They’ve been through drastic
treatment—drastic. Smut is a nasty
disease, a kind of mold, that changes
the starch and gluten In wheat to a
black powder. When you see flour
full of black specks It is a sign that
some of the wheat was smutted, The
'tire Is first to wash the wheat thor-
oughly. Then you dry It. Then you
scour It. Then you dry It again.
Finally you brush it. Wheat hospitals
—they are found In most grain ele
vators nowadays—have big machines
for washing, drying, scouring and
brushing the grain, and wheat on its
very last legs comes out of those In
firmaries as spruce and blooming as a
football girl."—Buffalo Express.
An Astrologer's Letter.
An astrologer's letter to President
Van Buren forecasting tbe results of
Ills election In 1840 Is I d tbe library
>f congress and perhaps gives a crude
Idea of some of the fallacies of our
grandfathers. The following are some
extracts: "In this horoscope the as-
eudant directed to the semisquare of
Mars would be In operation about the
middle of tbe fourth year. October,
1785. and might cause sickness, » • •
flux or hurt by wounds.” etc. * • •
“I have opened the horoscope for Gen
eral Harrison, which accords with the
chief events of his past life and which
If right be will not fill the office of
president during tbe next term even
If elected. And the danger I appre
hend to yourself Is not from your pub
lic opponents, but from those on whom
you repose confidence.” Those who
are superstitious may be Inclined to
credit this star gazer with some meas
ure of wisdom, for Harrison, although
elected, died n month after bls Inau
guration.—New York Post.
Hom« Loving Montenegrins.
Nowhere Is love of country more In
tense than among tbe Montenegrins,
to whom exile Is the greatest of pun
ishments. When W. J. Stillman was
there in tbe seventies all tbe free men
were away fighting, aud he observed
that when a messenger was wanted
tbe official took a man out of tbe pris
on and sent him off, with no fear that
he would not return. One such mes
senger was sent to Cattaro, In Aus
trian territory, with a large sum of
money for tbe bank, and be duly came
back. Another asked a Russian at
Cattaro to Intercede with Prince Nich
olas for his release from prison. “But
you are not in prison," said the Rus
sian. “Oh," said the man, “I have
only come down for a load of skins
for So-and-so. but I must go Into pris
on again when I get back to Cettlnje."
One prison guard watched all the pris
oners when they sunned themselves
out of doors, and If be was called
away a prisoner would take Ills rifle
and act as sentry for the time.
What Do They Cure?
DIFFERENT STYLES.
How Meredith and Browning Might
Describe the Same Incident.
If Browning and George Meredith
were describing tbe same act they
¡night both be obscure, but their ob-
ecu Titles would be entirely different.
Suppose, for Instance, they were de-
acribiug even so prosaic and material
an act as a man being knocked down
stairs by another man to whom he
had given the lie. Meredith's descrip
tion would refer to something which
an ordinary observer would not see or
at least could not describe. It. might
be a sudden sense of anarchy In the
brain of the assaulter or a stupefac
tion aDd stunned serenity In that of
the object of tbe assault.
He might write: "Wainwood's ‘men
vary In veracity' brought tbe baronet's
arm up. He felt tbe doors of his brain
burst and Wainwood a swift rushing
of himself through air, accompanied
with a clarity as of the annihilated."
Meredith. In other words, would
speak queerly because he was describ
ing queer mental experiences. But
Browning might simply be describing
the material Incident of the man being
knocked downstairs, and his descrip
tion would run:
What then? "You He” and doormat be
low stairs
Takes bump from back.
This Is not subtlety, but merely a
kind of Insane swiftness.—Gilbert K.
Chesterton.
BEARDED LADIES.
A Parisian 8howman 8aya They Are
Quite Numeroui.
An Englishwoman who confesses to
a mild mania for attending the street
fairs common in and around Paris
says that she Is always Impressed by
the extraor.’.lnary number of bearded
ladles among tbe attractions.
"I was inclined to 'link that they
were fakes.” she says in the London
Gentlewoman, "but when I discovered
that they were quite genuine my sur
prise at this wonderful supply of
phenomena grew stronger. And when
a few days ago I saw at the fair In
tbe Avenue d'Orleans a lady exhibited
with a long flowing beard I could no
longer withhold my curiosity.
“I applied for Information to a gen
tleman well known In the showman
world and who acts as a kind of agent
to the people owning shows, supply
ing them with tbe necessary goods,
human and otherwise. This gentle
man appeared surprised at my ques
tion.
’“Bearded ladles!’ be exclaimed. *1
can find as many ns I like. You have
no Idea how many women, if they
liked, could rlval men as regards
whiskers and mustaches. But they
are not anxious to enter into that
kind of competition.' ’’
Winged Burglars.
Buchner In bls “Psychic Life of
Animals" speaks of thievish bees
which. In order to save themselves the
trouble of working, attack well
stocked hives In masses, kill the sen
tinels and the Inhabitants, rob tbe
hives and carry off the provisions.
After repented enterprises of this de
scription they acquire a taste for rob
bery and violence. They recruit whole
companies, which get more and more
numerous, and finally they form reg
ular colonies of brigand bees. But it
Is a still more curious fact that these
brigand bees can be produced arti
ficially by giving working bees a mix
ture of honey and brandy to d'.Ink.
Tbe bees soon acquire a taste for this
beverage, which baa the same disas
trous effect upon them aa upon men.
They become ill disposed and irritable
and lose all desire for work, and final
ly, when they begin to feel hungry,
they attack aud plunder the well sup
plied hives.
Abroad.
Abroad Is a locality entirely sur-
rounded by seasickness. In another
view It Is a bourne more or less mys-
terlous, bounded on Its farther side by
your Income and on Its hither side by
custom houses where you hare to de
clare everything you bring back with
you except a foreign accent and one
change of hosiery.
Abroad Is where—
1. They put
a Labels all over your luggage and
b. It all over you.
2. You are almost always going
down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and
the good Samaritan invariably wants
One Reason.
a tip.
There
may
be two reasons for a
Abroad Is the stage of history, but
that is only because history made the thing, both equally true, and It may
too common mistake of not seeing be tbe height of folly to attribute the
effect to both. A gentleman to whom
America first.—Puck.
art was a strange thing asked a friend
to whom the waya of Its votaries were
Keeping Up the Limit.
In J. Comyna Carr's reminiscences more familiar:
“Why does Conneray stand off and
Is n characteristic anecdote of Burne-
Jones. who bad consulted bls doctor half shot his eyes when be looks at
about certain symptoms which seemed tbe pictures be Is painting? I was in
his studio the other day, and he made
alarming.
"How many cigars do you smoke In me do it too.”
"That's simply explained," replied
a day?” the doctor inquired of bls pa
tient, to which Burne-Jones had care the other. "Did you ever try to look
lessly replied. "Oh, I think about six.” at them near to, with your eyes wide
“Well,” replied his adviser, "for the open? Well, don't. You can't stand
present you had better limit yourself It.”—Youth's Companion.
to three.” And In detailing the inci
Didn’t Walt For IL
dent to me afterward Burne-Jones add
A couple of Scotch ministers were
ed, with a chuckle. "You know, my
taking dinner together one summer day
dear Carr. I never did smoke more
In a little manse in the highlands. It
than three.”
was tbe Sabbath day. tbe weather was
beautiful, and tbe bubbling streams
Nicotine.
were full of trout aud tbe woods full
“If excessive smoking alone could of summer birds. One turned to tbe
cause heart degeneration," writes a cor-
other and said:
respondent of the London Mall, "such
“Mon, don't ye often feel tempted on
cases would be common instead of ex these beautiful Sundays to go out fish
tremely rare. The fact Is that only an
ing r
almost Infinitesimal amount of nicotine
“Na, na,” said the other. “I never
Is absorbed In smoking. An ordinary
feel tempted. I Juist gang."
sized cigar or an ounce of smoking to
bacco contains enough of this virulent
Plenty of Him.
poison to kill two men. The only rea
“What sort of man la Jinks?”
son all smokers are not killed at once
"The Impression you get of Jinks de
Is that the nicotine Is destroyed In the
pends on the circumstances under
combustion of the leaf.”
which you meet him. If you're there
to collect money yon won't like him.
Procrastination.
But If you’re there to pay money he
"Why Is procrastination said to ba seems a lovely character "
the thief of time?” asked the teacher.
” 'Cause It takes a fellow so long to
Hie Way Out of IL
say It,” answered the bright boy at
“He don’t give nothin' to the church
the foot of the class.—Chicago News.
now?”
The above question Is often asked cot»
earning Dr. Pierce’s two leading m<-di-
ciaes, "Goldeu Medical Discovery” aud
•Favorite Prescription.’-
The answer is that "Golden Medical
Discovery ” is a most potent alterative or
blood-purifier, and tonic or Invlgoratot
and acts especially favorably In a cura
tive way upon all the mucous lining sur
faces, as of the nasal passages, throat,
bronchial tubes, stomach, bowels and
bladdewcuriug a large percent, of eatar
rhal cases whether
disease affects the
nasal passages, the
>at, larynx, bron
ehla, stomac
U ’ dyspepsia X
bowels (as m
ira^. biadder.
uterus or other
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Even In
the chronic; or nGar.tlvo
£1
of IhMi
affeefionv. it Is
is often
»(ten successful
successful In affect
*avorlte PrfScrln'Hn" Is advised
vrn rvF
| ;y .. S — tjl
for the cTire
¡if zv««
pin; ..T..oo
class ~ of f diseases
those
peculiar weakness-.;. UlNffiUHBIr. «i?
ip.±iejit t<r“"‘ly. ~n
Is a powerful yét gently ictirig Invigofat-
Ing tonic and nervine. For weak worn-
out, over-worked women—no matter what
has caused the break-down, "Favorite
Prescription "will bo found most effective
In building up the strength, regulating
the womanly functions, subduing pale
and bringing about a healthy, vigorous
condition of the whole system.
A book of particulars wraps each bottle
giving the formulas of both medicines and
quoting what scores of eminent med
ical authors, whoso works are consulted
by physicians of all the schools of practice
as guides in proscribing, say of each in
gredient entering Into these medicines.
The words of praise bestowed on the
several Ingredients entering into Doctor
Pierce’-- medicines by such writers should
have more weight than any amount of
non - professional testimonials, because
such men are writing for the guidance of
their medical brethren and know whereof
they speak.
Both medicines are non-alcoholic, non
secret. and contain no harmful habit
forming drugs. being composed of glyceric
extracts of tno roots of native, American
medicinal forest plants They are both
sold by dealers in medicine. You can’t
afford to accept as a substitute for one of
these medicines of known composition,
any secret nostrum.
Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take is candy, regulate and 1»
vigórate stomach, liver and bowels.
I have just opened up the most com
plete line of
STAPLE & FANCY
GROCERIES
in Tillamook, all new and fresh. The
prices are no higher than others.
We most cordially invite you to
come and look at what we have and
get our prices, whether you buy or
not.
The Best Hotel.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
J. P. ALkLiEH, Proprietor.
Headquarters for Travelling Men
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
A First Class Table.
Comfortable Beds and Accommodation
BOULDER CREEK.
PURITY
IV. N Baysand wife, W. D. Gladwell.
H. L. Jensen, mid J no. Borba were
county sent visitors last week.
Henry Smith is disposing of his dairy
heard, having decided to quit the busi
ness.
Robert Portman went out to Jess
Earl’s last Friday, after the rest of his
household goods, he returned Saturday.
R. Y. Blalock, who has been awav
several months on an extended visit with
relatives on the Atlantic c<»as\ is expec -
ed home in a few days.
E. L Kinnaman was in our neighbor
hood last Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. E. P. Mills attended
church at Brown’s, last Sunday, and
afterwards spent the remainder of the
day at the Bays’ hotre.
Forrest Ayer and family returned
Monday from a visit with relatives at
Blaine.
Our teacher is certainly quite a “pedes-
trinne”(is that English?) She walked
all the way from her home at Beaver, to
her boarding place at Mrs. Blalocks’
last Sunday afternoon.
Mrs Bays is visiting in Tillamook City
this week.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Welch
showing his smiling countenance in
neighborhood last Sunday.
above
WEINHARD’S BEER
From the
Orders should be Sent to the
Columbia Bottling Co.,
Astoria, Oregon.
Agents for the H.Weinhard Brewery, Manufacturers of the
Tillamook Rock Brand Carbonated Beverages.
Agents for the Bartlett Spring Mineral Water.
The Oregon Cheese Co.,Incorported,
is prepared to buy all the first class
cheese that comes along. Spot cash
and highest price. Factory men will
do well to see R. Robinson, the mana
ger, before selling. He will be in
Tillamook a good part of the time dur
ing the season
Only the best stock
wanted.
Write us about any mining stock you
want to buy or sell. Don’t buy or sell
until you get our prices We always have
bargains.
Don't buv stocks of traveling solici
tors. They w>|| charge you two to five
limes our price. Write us for prices on
their stockB
We buy, seil and exchange mining and
other stocks, real estate, limber and re
linquisbments. We want your bargains
—nothing else.
Fletcher Investment Co., Box 707,
Portland. Ore.
THE OREGON CHEESE COMPANY,
Wanted t« Trade for Small Da ry
Bancb.
24 Acres, all in crop, good house and
barn, less than half mile of city limits of
Salem.
See Catterlin & Sharp.
The Jumping Off Place.
126 Fifth Street, Portland
Centrally Located.
Tillamook, Oregon.
The Only First Class Hotel in Tillamook, Ore.
A Modern Hotel.
Paid up Capital...
. *25,000,
Offers every facility for safe banking,
and respectfully solicits your business.
Acts as trustee for corporations, indi
viduals and estates. Confidential trust
“No. Homebody told Um the Bible relations
carried out faithfully.
Either Way.
says salvation is 'free.' an’ he saya fur
Psmltb—I'd Invite you home to din be It from him to dispute the Scrip
Interest at current rates on time de
posits.
ner with me. but we have no cook.
torse!”—Atlanta Constitution.
KJones— And I'd Invite you boma with
Mail business given prompt attention
Fire and l-urglar proof safely deposit
me. but we bave one.—Cleveland Lead-
Liberty exists In proportion to whole boxes just installed for convenience of
some restraint—Webster.
customers st reasonable icutal.
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Tourists' Headquarters.
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
Yoo Use Them.
We Sell Them.
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
Next Door to Tillamook County Bank.
First Bank & Trust
ORE.
Traveling Men's Home.
J. F. RAMSEY, Pro.
TILLAMOOK HOTEL.
bay c
First Class Rooms.
HOTEL RAMSEY,
J. R. HARTER
Real Estate and
Financial Agent
Insurance.
OFFICE
Common
Used on the family table it turns a dry lunch
into an enjoyable sustaining meal, makes home
cheerful, keep the men at home and offers
effective aid to real temperance.
Mining Stock, Real Estate, Timber
"Consumption had me in its grasp;
and ( had ahiiost reached the jumping
off place when I was advised to try Dr.
Kings New Discovery ; and I want to
say right now, it saved my life. Im
provement began with the first bottle,
and after taking one d< zen bottles 1
was 3 well and happy nran again,” save
George Mix>re, of Grimesland, N.C. As
a remedy for coughs and colds and
healer of weak, sore lung and for pre
venting pneumonia New Discovery Is
supreme.
50c. and $1.00 at C.
Clough s druggist. Trial bottle free.
everything distinguished
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