T illamook IEMORY OF THE PAST. Strangs Ceremonies That Mark Burial oi a Spanish KT>g. k»’ wonderlug the other day hue thing had glveu me the moat ¡¡re In the world." said the village k. “I bad to go back a long p-lear back Into the blesaed San- kus day»' but I recalled It, It | scarf I found In my stocking right Christmas morning I got lone, and my brother got a blue I was a mighty proud boy that hg as 1 trudged downtown with feii scarf around my neck. I It every day until the birds be- k sing In the springtime and the were hunting up tbeir marbles. ■ now remember who gave It to or wbat became of it, but I do (that the memory of it still clings | benediction. bee the days of that little red 1 have bad things of far more Me value. I have worn lodge jus of high degree; I havg bad a watch and chain; I once had a if shoes that cost $5 and a neck- kt cost twice as much as the llt- I scarf. Nay. more, I once tackled k bat. But among these things recall none that gave me such fee ar.d unalloyed pleasure, such lied up feeling, as did that little nrf way back tn the days when irolf sat out tn the road and d. 'Tis the little red scarf days Itlr the memory with ‘It might been.' ’’—Osborn (Kan.) Farmer. Strange and almost weird is the cer­ emonial which accompanies tbe burial of Spanish kings. Tbe pantheon, or royal tomb, is at the palace of tbe Es< urial, situated 3.UOO feet above the level of the sea and some distance from tbe capital. Only kings, queens and mothers of kings are buried there, the coffins of the kings lying on one side, those of tbe queens on tbe other After lying in state for several days in tbe throne room In Madrid an enor mous procession Is formed, accompany Ing the body to the Escurial. A halt Is made ou the way, and tbe corpse rests there for one night. In the morniug the lord high chant berlaln stands at tbe side of tbe coffin and says in loud tones, “Is your majes­ ty pleased to proceed on your Jour­ ney?" After a short silence the pro­ cession moves on and winds up to tbe grand portal of the palace. These doors are never opened except to ad mlt a royal personage, dead or alive. When tbe casket containing the re­ mains Is at last placed tn tbe vault the chamberlain unlocks It and. kneel ing down, calls with a loud voice “Senor! Senor! Senor!" After a solemn pause he cries again: “Ills majesty does not reply! Then it is true, the king Is dead!” He then locks tbe coffin, gives tbe key to the prior and, taking bis staff of office, breaks it in pieces and flings them at the casket. Tbe booming of the guns and the tolling of bells an­ nounce to the nation that tbe king has gone to his final resting place. I His Nam« Changes In Various Parts of the World. in Smith—plain John Smith—Is not [high sounding; it does not sug- ■rtstocracy; It Is not the name of hero In die away novels, and yet mood, strong and honest. Trans- i to other languages, it seems to I the ladder of respectability. I In Latin It Is Johannes Smltbus; tallan smooths It off into Glovan- inlthl: the Spaniards render It jSmlthus; the Dutchman adopts It pus Schmidt; the French flatten t Into Jean Smeet. and the Rus- nneezes and barks Jonloff Smlt- fcl When John Smith gets Into |ea trade in Canton be becomes I Sbimmit; If he clambers about it necia, the Icelanders say he Is k Smithson: If he trades among fuscaroras he becomes Ton Qa Ila: in Poland he Is known as Schmlttiwelskl; should be wan- Imong the Welsh mountains they Df Jlbon Schmldd; when be goes léxico he is booked as Jontll ■tri; If of classic turn and be lln- famong Greek ruins he turns to Imlkton. and in Turkey he is ut- dlsgulsed as Yoe Seef.—Phreno- bl Journal. Mystery of a Cookbook, kebody mentioned cookbooks, [takes a good deal to make me ¡er." said the publisher, “but I red a Jclt In the culinary line the I day that set me thinking. In Eg over the manuscript of a cook- [tbat had been submitted for our »vol I was struck by this Intro pn to many of the recipes, ‘Good carding house table.’ iw, wby that discrimination? anything that Is good enough for ■rding bouse table good enough Dy other table, and Isn't anything Is good enough for any other ta­ ped enough for a hoarding bouse ? Judging by the way those par- ir recipes read, they may result ¡me rather tasty dishes. Then limit them to boarding bouses?" iv York Globe. His Successor, brtly after the death of one of ■tid e greatest poets a devoted ad- r of bis visited the little West- knd villages where the poet bad I and died to gaze reverently at huse, the little church and at I of his favorite haunts where I of his Immortal poems were corn­ dog an old man a native of the kc), the stranger entered into con­ ation with him. remarking sadly be death of the poet, to which the Dan auswered kindly and encour- My: fe, aye, still 1 mak' na doobt but t' 'll carry tbe blzness on.” Brief and Pithy. American law Journal baa quot- le charge to a Jury delivered by a kin Judge Donovan as tbe abortest (cord. Tbe Judge said: entlemen of the Jury, If you be- 1 tbe plaintiff And a verdict for Itlff and tlx tbe amount. If you ve the defendant And a verdict lefendant. Follow the officer.” t an English periodical caps this | charge by quoting a shorter one erad by Commlsaloner Kerr. He to a Jury: bat man aays prisoner robbed him. prisoner says be didn't You eet- Plagiarism. tbe literary club a sympathetic d surrounded tbe humorist, whose e had been robbed. b*y cleaned out everything," said han-“everything, but thank good- , they didn’t ewlpe from my desk manuscript column of Jokes for week's paper.” trtaps they knew,” suggested a ateer cynically, “that the Jokes already been swiped”—New Or- I Times Democrat. Liberality. Be Jimmie, who had just received I of mixed candy passed It around *’ tbe family, earing: "Helpyour to all tbe cbocolatos you want ft like them.”—Exchange. 17, iqos A Square Deal A ROYAL FUNERAL Unalloyed Joy That Camo With the Little Rad 8carf. PLAIN JOHN SMITH. D ecember headlight , the QUEER TELEGRAPH POLES. It assursd you when you buy Dr Plsrre’i family medicine»— for all the Ingredi­ ent» entering Into them are printed on th» hot lie-wrap per* and their formula« are atlw-iad under oath as being complete and correct. You know just wbat you ace paying for and that the ingredients are gather-! from Nature's laborati 1 being selr from the most valuable natite .1 roots found growing in out mnal treatment, to cleanse the passages freely two or three times a day w ith ur. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. This thoron?li course of treatinaut generally cures the wcust cases. Watch Springs. The watch carried by the average man la composed of ninety-eight pieces and Its manufacture embraces more than 2.000 distinct and separate opera tlons. Hairspring wire weighs one-twenti etb of a grain to the inch. One mile of wire weighs less than half a pound The balance gives five vibrations ev ery second. 200 every minute. 18.000 every hour. 432.000 every day and 157.- 080,000 every year The value of springs when finished and placed In watches Is euormous In proportion to the material from which they are made. A ton of steel made up tnto hairsprings when in watches 1» worth more than twelve and one-half times the value of tbe same weight In pure gold. How He Managed It. The bishop of Richmond told a good story about his father. “He was a farmer." said Dr. rullelne. “and a nice old gentleman too. One year he took it Into bls bead to grow flax, so he sowed the seed and, having a good crop. sent It away to be made Into a tablecloth Some time later when seated at dinner be remarked to a lady near him, ‘Do you know, I grew this tablecloth my­ self!' ‘Did you really?" sbe answered, with tbe greatest surprise. ‘However did you manage It?" ‘Well,’ most mys­ teriously, 'if you'll promise not to tell any one I'll tell you. I—planted a nap­ kin.’"—Loudon Mall. Her Assistant. The authoress of whom Fliegende Blatter tells bad said that sbe was very happy in her married life. “1 find my busband such a help!*' she added fervently. “Indeed!” said her friend. "Does he cook or write?" Thought of Him. Papa—Are you sure that you and mamma thought of me while you were away? Grace—Yes; we heard a man kicking up a great row about bls breakfast at the hotel, and mamma said. "That'» Just like papa.” Economy. Notice of Citation In the County Court ot Tillamook County, State of Oregon. In the matter of the» estate of T. S. Jewell,/ deceased. ’ To the heirs, devisees and any and all per­ sons interested in the estate of T S. Jewell deceased, greeting : By order of the above .entitled Court all the heirs devisees and all persons interested in the estate above named are hereby cited to appear before Honorable H. F. Good- speed Judge of the above entitled Court, at the Court House, at Tillamook City, in Tillamook Couuty, State of Oregon, on the 16th day of January 1909. at ten o,clock in the forenoon of said day to show cause why an order should not be granted the Admin­ istrator of the said estate authorizing him to sell either at public or private sale all the real estate belonging to the estate of said T S. Jewell, deceased, consisting of the N S of Ne Vi and of }-e % of Section 24, Township 3 South, Range 10 West of the W 1 imette Meridian, in Tillamook County. Oregon, for the purpose of paying the in­ debtedness incured by deeeased durii.g lbs lifet.me and expense and accruing cost and expe. se of the administration of the said estate. In testimony whereof I do hereunto set my hand and affix the Seal of said Court at my Office in the Court House, at Tillamook City, in Tillamook County, State of Oregon. J. C HOLDEN. Clerk of the County Court of Tillamook County, State of Oregon. Plaintiff, Vi. The Yellow Fir Lum­ ber Company (acor- poration)¿ 1 efendant. N otice is H bhbby G iven .—That in pur­ suance oi a decree of foreclosure and order of sale rendered in the CircuitCourt of the btatc of Oregon for the County of Tillamook, on the 9th day of November, 19o8 in the above entitled suit, and of an execution issued out of said ( ourt in said suit on the 12th day of November, 1908. and to me directed, 1 will offer for sale and sell as the law directs, at the Couit House door of said County in the Chy ol 1 iliamook, State of Oregon on Satur­ day, the 23rd day of January, 1909, at the hour of ten o’clock a.m., the real and per­ sonal property described in said decree and order of sale as follows, towit : 1 he Soulhone-half of the North-east quar­ ter and the North-west quarter of the North­ east quarter of Section thirty-one, in Town­ ship Two South of Range Nine West of the Willamette Meridian in Oregon. Also the following described personal pro­ perty in said County, to-wit: One upright boi­ ler and ten horse-power donkey engine 4O0ft. of 5-8" steel cable, two snatch blocks and one snatch dog chain w ith one dog, all of the above personal property being that pur­ chased by said corporation from C E. Don­ aldson ; also all the machinery, boilers, engine. gang-edger, pony planer, lath machine, cut-off saw. saw mill, shafting, belting, pulleys, brick comprising foundation for boilers, piping, lumber, trucks, one shingle machine and all articles of ma­ chinery and tools formerly contained in or belonging to the mill known as the Cali­ fornia-Oregon Cooperage Company mill, located at Bay City, Tillamook ( ounty, Oregon; also all wire cable, tools usd machinery of every kind and description owned ,by said Yellow Fir Lumber Com­ pany, in said County and State. Said property will be sold at public auction to the highest bidder to satisfy tie sums due upon said judgment and decree, to-wit ; The sum of »3351.43 ; the further sum of >300.00 as Attorney’s fees, and for costs and disbursements of said suit to­ gether with accruing costs and expenses of sale. Dated at Tillamook City, Oregon, Decem­ ber 17th, 1908. H. CRENSHAW, Sheriff of Tillamook County, Oregon. FIRE BOOTS AND SHOES © of the Í® Red Front Shoe Store Is offered for Sale at COST. Owing to the damaged condition of the store building I compelled to dispose of my stock at a sacrifice on account P. F. BROWNE L HEADQUARTERS FOR DAIRYMEN’ AND S SUPPLIES g STEEL STOVES & RANCES, f We carry a Larue Steck of Hardware, Tinware, Glass and China, Oils, Paint, Varnish, Doors. Window Sashes, Fine Line of Choice -¿pT Sheriff'« 8ale. In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for the County of Tillamook. Walter A. Ditnick. FIRE The Entire Stock of In couffha and hoarsen?®» caused by bron« chial. throat and lung affections. exet nt con­ sumption in its advanced stages. the "Golden Medical Discovery” is a must efiiuient rem edy. especially in those obstinate, hang-on coughs caused by irritation and congests n of the bronchial mucous membranes. The ” Dis* coverj’ ” is not so good for acute coughs aris­ ing from sudden colds, nor must it be ex pected to cure consumption iu its idvanm; stages—no medicine will do that -but for all the obstinate, chronic roughs, which, if neg­ lected. or badly treated, lead up toconsump Won. It is the hes* medicine th*» • an »«*> »«»•• Made of Adobe In Bolivia—Growing Trees Used In Africa. The most original telegraph line In the world once extended from the cap­ ital of Bolivia, La Paz, to tbe town of Oruro. In this part of Bolivia there are no growing trees, and wood Is so difficult to And that eveu the ordinary household furniture of the natives is Invariably made not of wood, but of dried mud or adobe. So when the rar broke out between Chile and Bolivia and a telegraph line became urgent It was adobe that was chosen for the queerest telegraph ja'les In existence. These pillars were built on stone foundations and measured about five feet square at tbe base, with a height of about fifteen feet. They were placed at Intervals oi about 3di feet and thus held the wlr at a height sufficient to clear tbe only animals of the country, the llama am! the donkey. The total length of th' line was 150 miles. Amqng other curious telegraph Hues Is the growing pole line erected in Uganda by an English engineer, who could not And any dead wood which would withstand the white ants and hit upon tbe Idea of transporting grow Ing bark cloth trees to the side of the roads and using them as poles. In the Dutch East Indies growing trees are turned to account also, bul there a wire is stretched across the roud between the trees on either side and tbe Insulator is suspended In its middle, and the line is thus over the road and clear from vegetation.—Chi cago Tribune. FIRE s IÜ Agents for the Great Western Saw ALEX The Most McNAIR CO. Reliable Merchants in Tillamook County. THE ORIGINAL LAXATIVE HONEY and TAR Cures Coughs, Colds, Croup, La Grippe, Asthma, Throat and Lung Troubles. Prevents Pneumonia and Consumption in the YELLOW PACKAGR J. S. Lamar, Tillamook, and Hawk & Miller, Bay City. For Real Estate, An -- SEE - Edison Phonograph W C TROMBLEY. on the Tree Then a Christ iuhr brightened by songs, mnbic, dai c-e« and stories; then long evenings mad« short throughout the winter by this same gieat enurtamer. Notice. N otice is H ereby G iven — That «1 a General Election held in Tillamook Comty, Oregon, on Tuesday, the 3rd of Noiwnbtr, 1906. a vote whs taken in the precincts of Tillamook, Hoquarto* , Fairview and South Prairie, lor atiu »gainst Mock running nt large, and al said election a majority of m H votes cast in said preci licit* was "against stock running at large.” That within aixty day« from the «late of this notice it will be unlawful tor A g'B »ppr-«!<»«■, »a/», »«re. >• »^4««»» ^OLD cvci All Work Gn»r»nt»-d 1 TILLAMOOK. OREGON. <7 ’hr proof Ifynn wanietth-r» Vlhrefln« HbutHeor a rtlnsle Thread ICA<*«a iWUrAj MarhlM Wfl9 l<* THt ■(» ktMt XWINI MACHI»! COMFAMT Orange, Mn»«- «Beh •»»'Us>»Mllr«’<-r »’«•Si >mt th* m«4« lo wb M.