TILLAMOOK BEA d LIGFHT, SEPTEMBER 24, 1908.
consignment ot beer.
Mr. revenue
STICKING TO THE POINT.
officer please explain this matter to our
Ths Question That Won ■ Good Posi
A 8UBSCR1BER.
Y"U wdl take notice that on Tuesday, people.
tion For a Boy.
Bay (.hty, Ore.. Sept. 23rd. 1908.
rhe 6th day of October, 1908. that the
A lawyer wanted uu apprentice and
taxes for 1 #07 will become delinquent,
placed au udvertiseuieut lu the local
and there will he added 10 per cent
Agricultural College.
penalty and 7 per cent interest, on both
paper
A uutular of boys replied, so
Corvallis, Oregon.
full payment and Iasi half payment that
he gathered them all together in hi»
have not been paid. Bv order of
Offers collegiate courses in Agricul- offi.e nt once aud looked them over.
H, C renshaw . Sheriff.
He found It pretty hard to make a
i ture, including Agronomy, Horticulture.
choke, but at length a happy idea
Animal
Husbandry,
Deirv
Husbandry,
Notice.
struck til m.
etc. ; Forestry ; Domestic Science and
"Ouce upon a time," he said, “a
Notice is hereby given that on Monday. Art ; Civil. Electrical, Mechanical and
farmer
was very much annoyed by a
October 19, 1908. the County Board of Mining Engineering ; Commerce ; Phar
huge rat that made a very comfortable
Equalization will meet at the Court
living by feeding upon his grain and
macy.
House in Tillamook Countv. Oregon,
Offers elementary courses in Agricul. other products. He tried traps of all
and publicly examine the assessment roll
kinds to catch it. but the wily rodent
for said year, and correct all errors in ture, Forestry, Domestic Science and evaded them all and apparently en
Art,
Commerce,
mid
Mechanic
Arts,
in
valuations, descriptions of land and
joyed the game of hide and seek that
other property. Said board will continue eluding forge work, cabinet making, the farmer had derlsed for Its recrea
steam
fitting,
plumbing,
machine
work,
tion One day. however, as the farmer
in session from day to day. until the ex-
turned the corner of n haystack, car
a nination. correction and equalization etc
Strong faculty, modern equipment ; rying a gun In his band, he spied the
of the assessment roll shall be completed.
troublesome rodent at the edge of the
All persons interested in the assessment free tuition ; opens Sept. 25.
Illustrated catalogue with full infor bay. Instantly raising his gun. he
of their property are requested to appear
mation on application to the register, fired, but the blazing gun wad dropped
at said time and place.
among the hay"—
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Dated at Tillamook, Ore. „ Sept. 21st, free.
Here the lawyer stopped, and. look
A. M. HARE.
1998.
ing at the boys, he said. "If any of you
Hu*'s This?
Cnuntf A-sess r.
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fo<
want to ask a question, write It on a
To Taxpayers of Tillamook
County.
“Going Out to flee a Man *
“Going out to see u mun" was the
Invention of Artemus Ward. Gue night
in the winter of 18(15, when the humor
The 4th ward has no representation it
ist was ubout half through his lecture,
the city council owing to a deadlock—
he paralyzed bls audience with the un-
two councilmen being for Alva Finley
uouiKement that they would have to
and two lor E. E. Tv lev. It is perfectly
take a recess of fifteen minutes so as
proper to ask the question whether the
to enable him to go across the street to
“Shidoo" performance of Tyler will
"see a mau." H. K. Tracey, the editor
break the deadlock ?
jf the Washington Republican, was lu
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the audleuce and. seeing an op[H>rtuni
Everv week the business men find thnt
ty to Improve upon the Joke, penciled
some new graft and advertising scheme
these lines and sent them to the plat
confronting them. Some of them hav<
form:
bitten so many timestliat more they bit«
"Dear Artemus—If you will plate
oftener does the outside grafters tap
yourself under my guidance. I’ll take
you to 'see a man' without crossing the
them My ! We hope the grafters will
street.”
not style Tillamook the “Sucker City."
Artemus accepted the Invitation, and
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while the great audience impatiently
There is one good thing that can be
iut with much amusement awulted the
said about the Tillamook Development
reappearance of the humorist the lat
League. notwithstanding tnat the
ter was making the acquaintance of
special inteiest sheet keeps "beefing'
Aman, a well known restaurant keeper
about that organization : It didn't run
it that time, and luxuriating at a well
a fakirs' county fair and end up with
laden refreshment board. Of course
several hundred dollars in the hole. That
everybody "caught on to" the phrase,
is something to its credit.
uud men became fond of getting up be
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tween the acts nnd "going out to see
It is perfectly r'ght and proper that
Aman ” The restaurateur's business
the Mftvor and Cits Council should tai e
from that time forward boomed Men
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
piece
of
paper"
Each
did
as
sug
p-oper precautions ag.<iii«t lire, lor it
Hall s Catarrh Cure.
who would ordinarily sit quietly
Books Open for Voters
F J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O.
gested. and here are some of the ques through an entertainment and behave
woulil be a most serious affair to have
We, the undersigned, have known E J.
_
. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him tions that were asked:
Rngistration for Prec<tdt*ntiHl election
the town burned down hv allowing lie
themselves allowed themselves to be
f I 1 ' perfectly honorable in all business trans-
“Did he set the hay on fire?”
Influenced by the contagion.—Louis
I..... | act|O||K nnd financially able to carry out any
moving picture show s toexhibn if there is now Open, Electors who have laueii
"Was the stack burned to the ville Courier-Journal.
made _ ______ _ __ M arvin .
is any danger and they have not com to register may do so beginning Monday. obietto», ____
ground?"
Wholesale Dugeists, Toleldo, 0.
plied with the demands of the fire insur September 21st, and lie prepared to I
“Did the farmer have his hay In
I Hall’s Catarrh Cute is taken internally, act
He Was Careful of Hi, Voice.
participate in the Presidential election ■ ¡ng directly upon the blood and mucous sur- sured?"
ance companies.
1
faces
of
the
system.
Testimonials
sent
free-
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Brlgnoll. the famous tenor, was
without later Igoing to the trouble of Pri e 75c per bottle Sold by all Drug ists
"Was the Are engine near at hand ?"
very susceptible to flattery, and It Is
District Attorney Cameron has decided procuring half a dozen freeholders to Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
“Was the rat killed?”
to enforce the Sunday laws in Multno certify as to their residence and voting
The boy that asked the last question said that ODce In New York when the
tnah county, and next Sunday the ' lid” qualificali',tie.
was chosen because he stuca to the orchestra vigorously applauded one of
Allen House Arrivals.
his favorite songs be was so touched
point.
—American Photography.
will be shut down on trading in Port-
The books will be open fol registration
that
be came down to the footlights
T
hursday
.
—
H
W.
Ireland,
C.
H.
laud on that day. Other district attor at the office of Countv Clerk J. C. Hol.
Hnd
Invited
them all to a champagne
neys should do the same thing, lor there d'-n. between the hours of 8 a m. and 5 Gram, P | Casey, John H. McNaraer,
LOWERING THE FLAG.
supper at the Everett House. The
is no sense tn enforcing a State law in p.m. daily until October 20th, 1908. Geo L Davis, Chas Gras-man, G. W.
supper cost him $500.
one county and paying no attention to Not only unregistered voters hut those Hollister, Chas Point, Holtland; D. II The Regulation Method of Half Mast
Brlgnoll was very careful of his
ing
the
Colors.
the law in other counties. What about who have changed their residence since Richard, Sherwood.
voice and was terribly afraid of drafts.
The method of showing honor to the It was once stated that during the
F riday .—F. C. Keenan, Portland;
enlorc' Ig the Sunday closing laws in this their (ormer registration should attend
dead through the position of the flag,
county, Mr. District Attorney ? We ate ro
thia duty, that they may he H. 8. Turner, Oceanway; W. H. Sales, placing it at half must—It Is termed winter It always took him three-quar
ters of an hour to get from his room
inclined to think that the majority of the listed correctly in the precinct in which Foley, G. C. Robson, Yamhill.
First he would on
S aturday —T. H. White, A A. Scott, lu naval circles, in the army, at half to the street.
people in Tillamook are wanting all laws they are entitled to vote, those who
staff—Is described in article 41, par leaving his room pace the hall for ten
enforced.
have already registered this year and J. F Cox and wife, J. E. Cox and wife. agraph 428. of the United States army minutes to get acclimated. He then
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have not changed their residence will A. L. Bratton, W. Stein, Portland, C. I. regulations as follows:
descended to the lobby, where the tem
Still ’'beefing ” about the Tillamook
Raker, Ran. Bailey, Dundee; Oscar
"Where the tlag is displayed at half perature was a little lower, aud spent
not have to register.
Development League, for this is a sigui
Bergman, J. H. Hicks. H. W. Klein, Jas staff It Is lowered to that position twenty minutes there. He then ven-
ficant questions asked by the Herald :
A. Turbayne, Nehalem; Anna Starr, from the top of the staff, it Is after tured to the vestibule, from whfch the
Explanation Wanted.
‘ Anyhow, the people are entitled to
ward hoisted to the top before it is door opened into the street, He would
Salem; J. E. Cochran, Amity.
know something about what is being TO EDITOR OF TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT.
M onday —Chas J. Kinney, Gus C. finally lowered."
parade the vestibule for fifteen min
"At military posts." said a sergeant utes. occasionally opening the door to
done with the taxpavers’money.’’ Seve
D kar S ir ,—In passing down the street Moser, J W. Thompson, Noah Freiler c't,
ral of our prominent business men, viz., the other day, I saw a letter lying by C. S. Nickson, Portland; C. W Keirage. of the army recruiting station, "where let In a little cold air. Being now ac
I
E. T. Haltom, Alex. McNair, Erwin Har the sidewalk and printed on the heading John O. Bozorth, Bay City; F. R. the flag staff is planted In the ground customed to a cool temperature, he
it Is usually in two sections and about would button up his coat and sally
rison, P. W. Todd. M. F. Leach, Carl were these words ; Columbia Bottling 1 Shuson, F. A. Erixon, Salem.
eighty feet high. When the flag is forth.
Haberlach and H. T. Botts have had the Co. I became somewhat interested in it
T uesday .—Geo. Williams, T
W. placed at half staff It is customary to
disposal of the few hundred dollars con and much more so when I read on down Lingley, Bay City; Joe H. Finigan,
lower it to the middle of the upper
A Fast Record.
tributed by the county court tor develop the page and learned from the contents Hugh Finigan, Woods; Tom F. Cowing, section, which in this case is consider
At a political convention held in 1111-
ment work, and no one questions for a of that letter that they did noi expect to Andrew Nelson, Portland.
ed the staff. At forts and other posts nols the Importance of nominating a
moment but what it was expended hon ship any beer or whiskey on the Elmore
W ednesday —Sam Onello. H. C. where flags are on top of buildings the popular man for a certain close district
estly and (or good purposes. Anyway, this week, as there would he a special Zehrung, Charley Ross. C. L. Lindsay, flag, when placed at half staff, is hang was thoroughly recognized. A speaker
why and for what purpose does the revenue officer on board the boat. Will J. J Cusick, Portland; Lester Mvers. ing from the middle of the staff, the had Just renominated a persoual friend
special interest sheet keep up its usual someone kindly explain
how this Van Wert, O.; A. Zimmerman, H. V. central point of the flag, the lower for the position and in an elaborate
mud slinging at the officers of the league ? Bottling Co. knew ten days in advance Alley. Mr. Barber, Jas. Turbayne, Ne corner of star section coinciding with eulogy had presented In glowing terms
a point midway between the top and his manifold merits, especially empha
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that this special officer would be on halem ; E. J. Schilling, Bay Ocean Park; bottom of the staff."
sizing his great services on the field of
As in most every branch of business, board the Elmore this week. Is the J. G. Hayes, R. H. Patterson, Scranton.
“When a flag is placed at half mast battle as well as in the pursuits of
machinery is now a most important fac revenue officer in collusion with the Pa.; W. G. Palmer, Now York City ; E.
in the navy." said a lieutenant of the peace.
tor, so it must be in road building. The Bottling Co., or what is the matter that J. Oakes, H. Fleck.
United States naval recruiting station
After he had finished a voice was
counties which have had modern, up to these people knew this in advance?
“the distance between the top of the heard In the rear of the room. “What
date machinery ate getting permanent, Three weeks ago the steamer Elmore
flag
and
the
top
of
the
mast
is
made
to
Don’t he airaid to give Chamberlain’?
we want is the man that will run the
substantial highways, while the counties had enough beer and whiskey on board Coujuh Remedy to your children. It in equal approximately the distance be best."
intended
especially
for
coughs,
colds,
which have not taken advantage of the to damn a whole regiment to the lowest
tween the bottom of the flag and the in an instant the orator was again
new appliances cannot build ami keep up hades. If they don’t bring anything ( roup and whooping cough, and it is the base of the mast."—Kansas City Times. on his feet.
best medicine made for these disease«
roads as they should be constructed As else, they are sure to bring this cursed For sale bj all Druggists.
"If you think.” he yelled, “that this
A Greater Wonder.
it is generally admitted that a driveway,
convention can find anybody that can
An
Inspector
was
examining
a
very
run better than the gentleman 1 have
right through the coutitv, would lie a
youthful class of Scotch boys, and nominated. I point once more to his
great attraction lor tourists, before this
among other subjects he requested the well known war record.”—Lippincott’s.
can be properly fixed, proper appliances
teacher to ask her pupils a few ques
must be procured, the most important is
tions In nature knowledge. Desiring
Mysterious Green.
a steam roller. In tact, the county needs
her class to do her honor, Bhe decided To those who believe in the Influence
two 10-ton roller» of the Buffalo Steam
upon the simple subject “Chickens.”
of color the shades of green afford an
Roller Co. s make. Apart from a roller,
“Now. children,” she said, “I want
study, not only because of
picks are placed in the whet Is so that in
you to tell me something very wonder interesting
the
large
number of green tilings
ful about chickens.”
ease of a road becoming rough the roller
found In nature, but the scale of greens
"How they get out of their shells," is
can be used to pick them off so as to
so varied.
promptly responded one little fellow.
level them up without manual labor.
Green is. or was. the chosen color of
"Well,
”
said
the
teacher,
“
that
Is
of
The County Court is getting the right
course wonderful, but I mean some Venus or the Scandinavian goddess
appliances to build good roads, but to
Freya aud should be worn upon Fri
thing more wonderful still.”
make a thorough success of road build*
day,
her name day.
The affairs of this batik are directed and
There was a silence for a few sec
The
color has always been consider
ing »team rollers must be bought and
onds. Then up spoke little Johnny.
managed by men of business and experi
put to work. There are several pieces of
“Please, ma'am. It's rnalr wonderful ed mysterious in its Influence. All
road which have been built up so high in
boo they ever got lntae their shells.”— green creatures, such as snakes or
ence. Below appears a list of the Officers
birds, are weird, and people with what
t he tenter with gravel which needs cut
I Ladles’ Home Journal.
are known as green hazel eyes need
and Directors of the Tillamook County Bank.
ting down and spreading out. The steam
to be carefully considered, and among
Ready For the Dollar.
rollers would make small work ot this.
Af. W. HARRISON, President and Cashier.
clairvoyants
green stands for intellec
Marjorie,
aged
nine,
had
not
been
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having very satisfactory reports from tual power. Just as they speak of the
The business men of Tillamook City
H. T. BOTTS, lice-President.
school. Her father Anally said. “Mar “blue of peace, rose of love and scarlet
have given away in recent years enough
ER WIN HARRISON, Secretary.
jorie. for the first hundred you get I’ll of anger.”
money tn start some factory orindustry.
give you a dollar.” Time went on,
Celebrations, fakirs* lairs and advertising
Hie Honor Vindicated.
DIRECTORS:
and the reward could not be claimed.
A couple of good natured Frenchmen
schemes have Cost considerable money,
One day the child was taken violently
M. IF. HARRISON.
most of which have been taken out of
CARL HABERLACH.
ill. Her mother sent for the doctor. got Into a quarrel and challenged each
the county, leaving nothing in return to
When he had gone Marjorie said. other to fight On the morning of the
H. T. BOTTS.
F. FITZPATRICK.
duel they and their seconds tramped
“Mamma, am 1 very ill?”
benefit the city or create a pay roll. Too
through the woods to the fatal spot
"No.
dear;
your
temperature
Is
a
lit
much energy and too much money have
M. ABPLANALP.
when one of the duelists, the challeng
tle
over
a
hundred,
but
the
doctor
been w asted on the»“ affairs, and. in con
ing party, tripped aud fell. HI« second
thinks
you
will
be
all
right
in
a
day
or
sequence w e w ant in make a suggestion
helped him to bls feet.
so."
to the business men of this citv, and that
"I hope you are not much hurt.” said
Smiles
broke
through
Marjorie'»
is tn concentiaee ihrir efforts on three
the other duelist
tears.
things : 1st, Boost every new industry
"Now. mamma, I can have my dol "I'm not much hurt I only bumped
th-st w ill give rmpl'ivmciit an.I create a
lar. Papa Bald he would give it to me my noise on the ground.”
“Does It bleed?”
pay roll ; 2nd. Annual county lair, with
If 1 could get a hundred in anything."—
"Yes. a little.”
Delineator.
out the fakir» ; 3rd. Give the a Ivertis
"Heaven be praised! Blood flows,
ing grafters the cold »hake If the husi
and my honor is vindicated. Give me
Woman', Way.
ness men would concentrate their effort*
When a man goes out to buy a col- your hand, old boy!”
in thia directum, and with a vim pull all
from the
lar he comes back with a coUar and
together, we ate no reason why Till*
perhaps a necktie or two. When a
Betting In the Nursery.
monk City should not get a condenser, a
woman starts out to buy • collar she "Mamma," said her boy.
pulp factory, several saw mills and box
returns exhausted with
._ a new
__ ____
silk made a bet"
factories, eh in the next few year» We
waist, a pair of glovea. some skirt "What was it?" she asked.
know that it will take *«<me rustling to
binding, a cake of soap, a paper of "I bet Billy my cap against two shoe
get industries to locate here, as well as
pins, some window curtains, a sewing buttons tbit you'd give me a penny to
some inducements, but as we look at the
machine and a refrigerator. — Mark get some apples with. You don't want
Twain.
me to lose my cap. do you?"
situation it would be far better to rustle
He got the penny.—Philadelphia In
and put up money for something that
Real ism.
quirer.
will help to make bvainess and increase
"Advertisements on the ■canary'"
the population of the city than to rustle
exclaimed the »tar “That'« carrying
A Vegetarian.
and put up money for those who come
Splendid Quality of
commercialism really too far."
First Deacon—Our new pastor must
here to ‘ bleed’' the business men for all
‘It isn't commercialism.” exelaimad be a vegetarian
thee c»r stand Every business man
the manager. “We want the scene to Second Deaeoo-Why do you think
will agree with us that what we have
look like a real meadow, don’t we?"— so?
suggested for the future prosperity of the
London Tit-Bits.
First Deacon—There doesn't seem to
city is good horse sense if they will care
he any meet tn bls sermons.—Phila
fully consider the situation Then why
Anxieea.
delphia Ledger.
Step Brand Barley
I feel uneasy about my money.”
not pull together, and make Tillamook
“Why, I didn't know you had any."
City a manufacturing ecu ter ?
When a man wants an excuse.” said
"I haven't. That's the reason I feel Charles Kingsley, "tbs devil will soon
W1UUIAM CURTISS, Manager.
•ueasy.' -NashvUle American.
flt him with a good one."
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