TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, AUGUST 13, 1908
HOLDING THE BABY.
Introducing ■ Nice Point In Baby Car
riage Etiquette.
‘‘That fellow doesn’t know the first
thing about the etiquette of the baby
carriage." remarked one of a group
of men at Thirty first and Main streets.
The comment was made to all in a
general way. One of the group, the
man with a frayed collar and a look of
patient resignation, gazed anxiously at
a couple about to board a car. The
mother was sparring in a desperate
sort of way with one of those baby
carriages which shop salesmen can open
and close in a minute and the users tn
from five to thirty minutes.
“Don’t see anything wrong with
that,’’ said the man with the frayed
collar.
“He’s got to hold the baby
even If she does have to wrestle with
the carriage. You don't think he ought
to hold the baby and take care of the
carriage, too. do you?”
"Well, there’s one thing sure,” re
joined the objector—"the man doesn't
know a thing about baby carriage eti
quette
What you want to do it this:
If the I®by weighs more than the car
riage. It’s the man's place to hold the
baby. If the carriage weighs more, he
should hand the baby to his wife.”
"Oh. piffle!” interpolated the man
with the big black cigar. "You’re way
off. What he ought to do is to hand
the baby to his wife and the carriage
to the conductor.”—Kansas City Star.
TIME AT THE P0LES>
THE NORMAN FARMER.
Letter from Falla City.
TO EDITOR OF
TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT.
It Is Practically Any Hour of ths Day He Carries Hix Top Soil With Him
T win F alls . Aug. 8.—The inagnifi
You Please.
When He Moves,
cent Snake liver is pouring its w aters
Those who are Aiuversant with the
The modern farmer was applying through hundreds of miles of ditches,
nse of globes know that all the merid ' electrical massage to a cart horse's
over thousands of scree of l<>nd. Still
ians of lougltude starting from the sprnlued knee. During the intervals
there is seacely a deminulion of the
A live business training school. Endorsed by business men. The
equator converge toward and meet at of rest be talked farm talk.
the poles. They know, too. that longi
"There are tenants," be said, "w ho. flow of the river below the diversion school whose graduates secure positions and hold them. Living expenses
tude signifies time and that difference when they move, carry their farm-- dams, and a succession of > grand cat low. School in continuous session. Send /or catalogue.
of longitude is difference In time. They with them as the tortoise does bis erects—notably Shoshone falls and
know very well that when It Is noon in house. These people are the Norman Twin fslh—rival Niagra in beauty if not SALEM, OREGON
- - IF. I. STALEY. Principal.
London it Is about 7 o'clock In the French, the world’s best farmers quite in volume.
•
morning in Boston, and that when it is Where you or I would require twenty
Really the Snake is a grand, delight
noon in San Francisco it is about a or thirty acres of laud to keep one fam ful stream flow ing, though it does, be-
quarter past 3 In the afternoon in New fly. the French farmer will keep his
tweeo gouiher wallar.f rock with sober
York.
family on a quarter of an acre. If he
Now. as the meridian of London ex chore to cultivate twenty or thirty gray sage brush everywhere. There are
tends to the north pole. It necessarily acres be would become a millionaire am pi is*s tor the sightseer (if he has
ensues that w hen it Is noon In the Eng His secret lies In the perfection to lioi a know ltdge of Hie stream) and spots
lish capital It must also be noon at tilt which he brings his top soil. What of beauty arid interest at nearly every
north pole. In a similar manner when w ith fertilizing and watering and clear turn i f its tortuous way. Not only are
it is noon at Boston, or in San Francis ing. his top soli Is the blackest, finest. Ihr-rjr waterfall, and canyon walla that
co, or at Pekin, or any other place ri< best soil on earth. Ilfs top soil Is are curt r d and carved into castles and
situated in the northern hemisphere to the French farmer what her voice
towers and ramparts, but delightful
it follows that It must also be noon at Is to a prima donna. And when be
the pole, because all the meridians of rents he contracts that on the termi'.ia spiorge gushing fiotn beneath the I luffs
those places unite at the north pole. tion of bls lease be may carry off Notable among these are the thousand
Therefore it Is noon all day long at the eighteen inches of the top soil with springs near Buhl and Blue lakes nem
this |.|ae«.
The lei ter ure two great
pole.
blm.
Thus there is tin entire absence of
"When yon see a French farmer mov w< Hing fountains in-stled in a niche in
time at th^pole. But it would be just ing one small cart carries bls hon e the e“ie of the canyon. Each spring is
as correct to say that It Is a place ho'd goods, and In seven or eight enor a pie it oval pool 100 yards by 50 in
where there Is a preponderance of mous drays his top soil lumbers ou be
exn-iit, wrtli a depth of 50 feet and the
time, for it Is practically any time of hind.”—New York Press.
waler xuslies up from their bollums,
day during the whole twenty-four
though so gently that not a ripple dia-
hours or. Indeed, through the year.
THE MODERN HAT.
lurisr tor:: placid ent laces. The peculiar
In fact, a resident at the north pole
light blue color ( ilmost the color of
could make It any time of dax he
Its Serious Defects From ths Hygienic
might choose to select, with the con
vitriol) of the lake bottoms show ing
Point of View.
POINTING THE BONE.
sciousness that It would be the right
through the pure transparent waters
The
size,
the
style
and
Incidentally
time.
Queer Superstition of the Native
the cost of women’s bats, says a writer gives its cokr to them and the lakes
Blacks of Australia.
For Sale by
lu the Berliner Umschau, have taken their name. The upper lakes feeds the
A POET’S DIET.
up so much of the time of the people lower and the outlet trelow. which after
The native blacks of Australia are
who make hats a study that they have flowing a few yards is swallowed up by
steeped in superstition. A black fellow
will on no account go near the spot Byron's Strenuous Efforts to Keep not had a moment to devote to the the coarse rubble from the cliff, is a
Himself
From
Getting
Fat.
head covering of the sterner sex. Con brawling brook of limpid water which
where another black has been buried.
“You mention Brownings idea that sidered from the hygienic point of
He has a deep rooted aversion to one
has no color of the lake.
particular bird—the wagtail—because, starvation was the cure for all the ills view, little fault can be found with the
Down by the rivers edge now and
be says, “him all day talk, talk along of the flesh—bls own, at any rate." hats of our slsteys, although some of
a gam as one wamb rs along he finds
a white feller, tellum all about black says a correspondent. “Browning was them, when viewed through the glass
feller." and no opportunity is lost of not the only poet with peculiar views of reason, are unthinkable. But men’s meager strips of rock strewn ear h
on the subject. One of Byron's chief hats are faulty from the physician's where—if there are springs to water
killing these little birds.
Many tribes “bury" their dead by fears was that of becoming fat. and to point of view, and a wider knowledge the soil—beautiful orchards are growing.
So much of the Snake river canyon.
sticking them up Into the forks of avoid it he often resorted to extraor of the defects of the modern hat would
trees and there leaving them till the dinary systems of diet. At Athens be add to the already large army of bare It is above on the great plateau, at this
flesh has either dropped or been taken, lived mainly on rice and vinegar and headed mon. In order to demonstrate place <$•»<• feet .or a ore above the river,
leaving the bones clean. These bones water. Later he confined himself to which hats should be avoided a per that the great Twin Falls irrigation
are then taken down, the larger ones six biscuits a day and tea. In 1810 he fectly healthy irfan was placed where
scheme is being worked out. Of thia
burled and the smallest handed, round had so restricted his diet that he was the rays of the sun could strike blm di
again.
G.V.D.
as keepsakes to those nearly related obliged to keep down hunger by chew rectly. He wore while taking the sun
to the deceased. Should one black fel ing mastic and tobacco. ’Don Juan’ bath various kinds of hats for a period
Notice.
of fifteen minutes each. Every bat con
low wish the death of a rival or ene was ‘written on gin and water.' ”
Byron, it has been pointed out. was tained In the crown a thermometer,
N otick tR H brcby G iven .—That the
my he points the bone at him. This
means that he takes one of bls late re one of those foredoomed by their con aud these recorded ns follows: The one County Court of Tillamook County,
Oregon, will receive blds for the con
lation's bones from his dllly bag and stitutions to fatness in middle life, In the pauama hat 77 degrees, the straw
-uuetion of a bridge across the Little
points it, in the presence of witnesses, whether they eat much or little, and sailor 81, the silk hat 89, the felt bat Nemucca River, at tile present site of
his
victory
over
nature
in
this
respect
95
aud
the
black
hat
and
yachting
cap
at the man he wishes to get rid of. all
what is known as the Murphy Bridge,.
the time pouring forth threats and —for he succeeded In reducing himself 99 and 100 degrees respectively.
Span 80 tert. Plans and specifications
by
these
violent
methods
—
has
been
curses.
on tile at the office of the County Clerk.
A certified check equal to 5 per cent
Strange as it may seem, the one quoted as one of the most remarkable
A Bath a Month.
^FERDO B. GREGORY,
achievements
of
the
human
will,
con
of
the amount of the bid must aoooiu.
pointed at will often languish and
Apparently the people of Persia are
sidering
all
the
circumstances.
It
must
pany
each bid, as a guarantee that the
eventually die. perhaps-In n month,
not great believers In the old maxim
bidder will execute a bond for the com
perhaps in a year, for no sooner Is the have been bitter to him to see such a “Cleanliness Is next to godliness.’’ for
pletion of ilie contract if awarded the
bone pointed than he makes up his man as Beau Brummel, who ate and baths are only taken ouce a month by same.
O ffice : Over Sturgeon’s.
mind to die, and there is no saving drank freely and took no exercire. re the people, when they go to the public
All bids must be filed in the office of
taining without an effort all the ele baths and make amends, so to speak,
R esidence ; Mrs. Walker's.
him.—London Standard.
the County Clerk, of Tillamook County,
gance of figure that was his greatest for the Infrequency of their ablutions on or before 9 o’clock a.ra. Wednesday,
Local Phone.
gift. No wonder Byron's was the po
by spending a whole day getting clean the 2nd day of September, 1908, the
Tennyson's Cure For Shyness.
etry of gloom.—London News.
is erecting a plant at
ed and trimmed. At the baths they County Court reserving the right to re
It is recorded tn “Tennyson’s Life”
ject anv or all bids.
PORTLAND, OREGON
are washed, shaved, dye their hair and
that he used to recommend to a young
By order the County Court.
A Tailor's Advertisement, 1734.
for the manufacture of their
nails, get shampooed and spend the
er brother the thought of the stellar
J. A. HOLDEN,
This is to give Notice to all Gentle rest of the day eating buns nnd drink
world famous
spaces, swarming with constellations
County Clerk.
men
and
others.
That
they
may
have
PORTABLE WELL
ing sherbet. There are fixed days for
and traversed by planets at Ineffable
Office in Sturgeon’. Building.
DRILLING MACHINES
distances, as a cure for shyness, and a good Druggets. Sagathle and Duroy men and women, and on bath days a
Notice.
lady of my acquaintance used to en Sults made well and fashionable, for man goes about the streets shouting
for water, oil, gas, etc., etc.
All Work Guaranteed.
N otice is H ereby G iven ,—Thai the
deavor as a girl to stay her tailing the first size Men at £3 10s. n suit and “Ilamum!” ("Bath day!”). After the
A moderate amount of
heart on the thought of eternity at such the larger size at £4. Cloth Serge, com bath the ladles have their hair plaited County Court of Tillamook County,
TILLAMOOK.
OREGON
money will start you in
moments. It is all in vain. At the ur monly called by the Name of German In a number of thin plaits, which are Oregon, will receive bids for the con
struction of a biidge acrons the Big
a prodtable business.
gent moment one cares very little Serge, suits for £4 and £4 10s. Livery not opened and combed out until the Nestucca River, at the Foland place.
C Millan Photo Studio,
about the stellar motions or the dim suits for £4 and £4 10s. Colored and next bath day comes round.
STAR PORTABLE
Bridge to be How e Ti UM, spun 130 feet.
vistas of futurity and very much in black Cloth suits for £5 and £5 10s At
DRILLING MACHINES
Plansand specifications can be seen at
Opposite the Post Office.
deed about the cut of one’s coat and the Two Golden Balls In great Hnrt-
the office of the County t’lerk; also,
have been proved by
Thought Only of the Dynamite.
streeL
the
upper
end
of
Bow
street.
the glances of one's enemies, and the
Competitive Tests to be
Some grim stories are told of Lord oilier information with regard to the
Portraits, Views, Enlargements,
doctrines of the church and the pros Covent-Garden. Also Horsemen’s great Kitchener, says the United States Ga same lie Imd at the Clerk’s office.
The Best In The World.
A
ci
riffled
check
equal
to
5
per
cent,
pects of ultimate salvation are things Coats to be sold ready made at 20s. zette. and we have read one which,
Crayons.
For full particulars regard
of the amount of the hid moat ac
Morning Gowns. Calllmanco.
very light in the scales In comparison each.
although we cannot vouch for the truth company each hid as a guarantee that
ing
well
drilling
machines,
with the pressing necessities of the both sides, at 30s. a piece, blue Cloak
We are healers in
tools, supplies, etc., write to
of it. has a decided Kitchener flavor Hie ladder will execute a bond for the
crisis and the desperate need to appear bags ready made at Ids. each, blue about it. A young subaltern w ho was completion of the contract, if awarded
wholly unconcerned!—Arthur C. Beu- Rocklers ready made. Superfine b'a k lu charge of some works that were in the same. The County Court will re
THE STAR DRILLING MACHINE CO.
k
PORTLAND, OACQO/V.
Cloth at 15s. per Yard.—Fog’s Journal.
sou in Putnam's and Reader.
course of construction In the Punjab serve the right to reb el any or all bide
or
If you want to «<ell your Farm, send us
1734.
All hide must lie filed with the County
AKRON, OHIO.
had the misfortune to lose some na
Clerk
on
or
before
9
o'clock
s.ui.
full description, terms, etc., and we
A Terrific Tumble.
tive workmen through an accident Viedmeday, the 2nd day of September,
Tea Table Etiquette.
Most marvelous of all the stories of
can <lo it.
with dynamite.
Fearful of a reprl 1998.
A hundred years or more ago there
great falls Is the account of Charles
mand from headquarters, be telegraph
By order of the County Court.
was
a
quaint
tea
table
etiquette.
It
Woolcot’s terrific tumble from a height
ed to the commander In chief, “Begret
J A. HOLDEN.
Wasliinglon Block, Portland, Orc.
of no less than 3.000 feet. It was In was considered a lack of courtesy to to report killing of twelve laborers by
Did You Fiver Try
County Clerk.
¡Venezuela, and be was making a para take much cream or sugar In one's ten dynamite accident.” Back Is said to
chute descent. The parachute refused Etiquette demanded that the ten should have come the laconic message. “Do
HARRLS'N NEW FEED AND
Why James Lee Got Well.
to open till within 100 or 200 feet from be tasted from the spoon and that the yon want any more dynamite?”
Evuylsidy
in
Zanesville.
O.,
knows
LIVERY BAHN,
the ground. Then it spread out sud hostess should then Inquire. “Is your
Mia Mary l.ee, of rural route 8. She
denly and split. The unfortunate man tea agreeable?" Modern women would
wri'ea
:
"
Nr
huehand,
James
Lee.
Greedy.
If not, give him a call.
-crushed both ankles and both knees, be shocked by a fashionable lady of
Two Englishmen on a holiday In firmly la-lieves he owes hia life to the use
[broke his, right thigh and hip, dislocat those days who cooled her tea with her
of Dr. King's New Discovery. His lungs
France were dining together nt a Paris
Second
weie so severely sff.c'ed that consump Everything first-class.
ed bls spinal column and suffered other breath, yet Young wrote of a certain
restaurant. Mr. Smith would order tion seeuud inevitable, when a friend
injuries. Yet after a year in a hospital bewildering Lady Betty:
and ask for everything lie wanted In n commended New Discovery. We tried
block South of P.O.
he recovered sufficiently to write an Her two red lips affected sephyrs blow
donbtful French, while Mr. Cross it, arid its uae lias restored him to per
To cool the Bohea and Inflame the beau.
account of what was probably the most While one white finger and a thumb con
would offer explanations that were in feet health.“ Dr. King’s New Discov
[fearful accident mortal man ever sur
spire
ery is the King of throat and lung rem
W. G. HARRIS, Prop.
To lift the cup and make the world ad the nature of criticisms. At last Mr edies For coughs and Colds it has no
vived.
Smith’s temper rose to explosive point.
mire.
equal
The
first
dose
gives
relief.
Try
“Will you." he said—In English this
Spilled Mercury.
ill Sold under guarantee at Chas. I.
time—“tie so good as not to Interfere
A City and Its Press.
[ Mercury spilled on a table or floor Is
Clough's drug store. BOc. and |1.UO.
with
me
in
the
use
of
my
French?"
In
some
respects
a
modern
city
re
Trial bottle lr«e.
•omewhat hard to collect unless special
"Very well.” retorted Mr. Cross. "I
precautions are taken, owing to its sembles a vast commercial house In
EVERYTHING POR *
It’» easy here, be.
Lndeucy to divide Into small globules. commerce advertisement is the secret simply wanted to point out that you Libby Prison Diarrhoea Re
cause our stock of
were asking for a staircase when all
PHYSICIANS’
lieved.
'Which roll away at the slightest touch. of success, and the most snccessful co
Mr Edward E. Henry, with
the
paints, enamels,stains,
PRESCRIPTIONS
If a wet ring Is msde around the spilled adjutors of the municipality in the de you wanted was a spoon!"—London United 8t.it'a Express Co, Chicago,
velopment and puffing of a capital are Mall.
varnishes, soid under
mercury by the aid of a wash bottle or
writes.
"Our
General
Superintendent,
the mark of
j
other similar means, it will be found the newspapers. And here Berlin Is
Mr Quick, handed me a bottle of Chani-
We specialize on prescritption
Suffering Humanity.
lacking Her press Is on a hojtelessly
that the globules of mercury cannot
compounding and therefore
Ix-rlain's
Colic.
Cholera
and
Diarrhoea
“Mrs. Sourmug. who thought she had
low level. Impoverished, without enter
Remedy some time ago to check an
cnrrjr h stock which repre-
gross the ring. The mercury can then
prise. under the thumb of the authori a mission to look after suffering bu attack of the old Libby Prison diarrhoea
sents everything that phvsi-
be collected In a small shovel made
manlty. Is married. Isn't she?"
ties.
In
London.
New
York
aud
Paris
I
have
us-'.l
it
since
that
time
and
cured
cfans hereabout are likely to
from e piece of thin card or even an
“Yep."
the press has a voice In the running of
many on our trains who have lieen sick.
prescrilte. All new wort hr
prdlnary envelope.
"I was surprised to learn that she I am an old soldier who served with
pharmaceutical* ate here ns
the city —London Outlook.
soon hh out Hnd our line of
Rutherford B. Hayea ar.d William Mo.
had given up her mission In life.”
prescription drugs is com
Race of Life.
"She hasn't. Her husband la going Kinley four years in Hie 23rd Ohio
A Roundabout Reply.
Regiment, and bare no ailment exce|><
plete at nil time* Only goods
: There wouldn’t be so very much fpn
"Darling.” sakl a young busband, to lie suffering humanity hereafter "7- Libby Prison rliarrhoea. which this
of
highest purity and quality
n living If there were not a hurdle or
"what would you do if I should die? II ouaton Poet.
remedy stops at once." For sale by all
are ever used.
[wo to jump over In this race of life
Physicians who are ac
Druggists ________________
Tell m»r
there always bsve been obstacles, and
The Pursuit of Pleasure.
quainted with our stock and
"Please don't suggest such a thing."
mere always will be. end it Is of no
Chronic Diarrhoea Cured.
methods invariably feel sure
We smile at the tgnorance of tbesav
was the reply
"I can't bear the
"My father has for years been troubled
Me to repine over them —Manchester
ot lw»st results from the medi
thought of a stepfather for our little age who cuts down the tree In order to with chronic diarrhoea, and tried every
anion.
cines they have prescribed
reach Its fruits. But the fact Is that a
hoy!"
means possible to effect a cure, without
when they see our laliel on
blunder of this description Is made by avail."writes John If. Zirkle. of Philippi
the hottie.
Our Neighbors.
Unaelfieh.
every person who Is overesger and W. Va. •’ He saw Chamberlain's Colic.
Eipert services day or night.
Sunday School Teacher—Why did the
She—George, is that one of those ci Impatient In the pursuit of pleasure
Colera and Diarrhea a Remedy ad ver
Prices as low as anywhere.
iord command ns to love our neigh gars I gave you oo your birthday? j
tised in the Philippi Republican and
Mar we 611 your prescriptions?
orv’’ Little Lola—Ob. I guess It was He—No; I'm saving those for my I
decided
to
try
it.
The
result
is
cne
Man’s Dull Attire.
■other way of telling us to love our
hottie
cured
him
and
ha
has
not
suffered
GIÍ44NP.R & WJLF1C
friends
Bbe You dear, self sacrific
Britishers are constantly becoming
bemles. — New Orleans Times-Demo
with Hie disease for eighteen months.
O.l l'l .lie t'l*
CHAS. I. CLOUGH,
ing, unselftab man!
duller and more morose In the ma’ter Before taking this remedy he was seen
fat
ALLEM
HOUSE.
of tbelr clothes Their carelessness In slant sufferer. He Is now sound and
ReHable Druggist,
this
respect
seems
Cornell
mes
to
When a man borrows trouble, the in
well, and although sixty years old. can
Ko man Is nobler born than another
Tillamook, Orc.
bless be Is born with lietter abilities terest eats op the pr »cipaI. Kansas amount to affectation. -»■ Chambers' <lo as much work as a young man." Bold
by all Druggists.
Journal.
bd more amiable disposition. -Seneca. City Star.
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THE GROCERS
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