TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JüNEj^^L
Editorial Snap Shots.
Good I The 4th ol July committee ha»
acted sensible in getting home talent to
deliver the oration for that day.
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It will be interesting to know how
many persons in Tillamook County are
paying government liquor licenses. And
for wbat purpose.
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It is alleged there was a graft in cm-
nection with the water system. Would
n't the $10,000 have done a lot ot ini
prouements on the water front.
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There was a government official in the
county last week looking up the bootleg
gers, but no one attempted to run him
out of town. The city's autocrats must
have cooled oft
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It was really loo bad that we should
curdle the wev ot the Bryan, hard times.
Ute. a pound butter fat democrats who
went to Portland and shouted lor a hard
times candidate for president.
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As the newlv incorporated Tillamook
Public Service <'mnpanv. which is going
to do so man, wonderful things, did noi
file with the corporation papers Article
IV . we are wondering what other great
and wondei ful things it is going to tackle
and carry to comp etion.
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Why wouldn’t it be a good investment
lor the county court to offer a reward ol
$100 in every case w here a conviction
is secured against those who violate the
local option law ? Every law abiding
citizen should be interested in the enforce
ment of this and all other laws.
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Those who write the editorials for
the special interest sheet seem to think it
a fine thing to write mean things about
other people, but publish a few things
nbout them and they explode with the
same noise and results as a giant fire
cracker.
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The special interest sheet, after trying
to fill Representative Beals full of State-
ment No. 1 bugs, has changed its tactics.
It is attempting now to give Mr. Beals
a big dose of soft soap.
We do not
think that he needs a soft soap antidote.
Try it on those who are politically luny
on initiative, referendum and Statement
No. 1.
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President Roosevelt ought to know
who is the most suitable mid best man
fur the country to follow him. He has
said Taft is the mail. That is a recom
mendation which will count with a great
many voters who have no means ol
knowing personally which candidate is
best for the country. Roosevelt knows
that Taft is the man, for if he was not
the President would not have recom
mended with so many able men to
choose from.
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and Dolph. If we are correctly informed
it would not take a great deal ol work •
to fix up some of the Lad places and tear
out the rotten plank. It will not only
be a good thing for the automobiks, but
also a good thing for the settlers if the |
county court will give this matter a lit
tle consideration at its next meet ing And
as the county judge and commiesiontn» a e
desirous of improving the roads as much
as possible, whatever is needed to he
done on the main road between Tilla
mook City and Dolph will, no doubt, be ;
'
attended to as soon as possible.
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Threats !
The snap shot man cares '
little or nothing for threats, no matter ’
by whom they are made. That is what !
every outspoken newspaper must expect !
from the lawless class and those w ho as j
sociate with them. The men who at
tempts to interfere with the freedom ot
the Pres* by threats generally have to
admit,.sooner or later, that a boomerang
struck them. Threats. Some few years
ago the gamblers made their threats, and
even said that if it wasn't for his wil-
there wouldn't l»e a gfrace spot left <»•
the snap shot man. Up notice that tm
poor specimen« of humanity have nearh
all “Dispersed and wardered—far, fat
away,” and the snap shot man is now a
bigger liynp of greace than he was
then for the new bevy of threatening per
sons to jump onto.
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We notice that the special inter«st
sheet has quit making itself a "liar or an
ass—perhaps both,” in trying to make
the taxpayers of Tillamook believe that
they did not foot the excuses tor the
State’s witness Mayor Johnson ran out
of town. Here is the point, however. 11
the people of this county waut to be
humbugged anti lied to and fooled, the
anonytnons writers for the special inter
est sheet are old hands at that kind ol
business, and besmirching people’s char
acters. Although the snap shot man has
been called “a liar or an ass—perhaps
both,’’ tor publishing the truth about
this matter, it can say again most em
phatically and without fear of contradic
tion or intimidation or threats that th«
taxpayers did loot the bill for the State’s
witness Mayor [ohnson ran out of town
for informing on those who were violat
ing the law.
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The loss of the luml»er schooner Ida
Schnauer shows again the necessity of a
tow boat being established in Tillamool
Bav before the manufacture of lumber
can be carried on here successfully and
profitably. Other vessels have met a
like fate from the same cause, only to
discourage and dishearten those who
have been attempting to overcome this
difficulty without first considering what
they were up against. It is an unfortu
nate state of affaire for Tillamook that
a tow boat cannot he kept in the bay for
towing purposes. It will be perplexing
and annoying to manufacturers until the
difficulty is overcome. That is if wind
jammers are to l»e depended upon. It is
a matter of regret to the people of Tilla
mook that the Miami Lumber Company
should meet with such hard luck, first in
the loss of the eteam schooner Minnie
Kelton and now in the loss of the Ida
Schnauer.
The Woman Suffragists, who ha ye
husbands who are gone luny on initia*
five, referendum and Statement No. 1.
might well ho'd up their hnnils and ex
claim : "When will the men quit voting
ignorantly and foolishly." This is how
some of them voted in Tillamook ; They
voted for a democrat for U S. senator
and a joint r< presentaiive who w as
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pledged to vote tor a republican U S.
This is supposed to be a representa
senator.
Truly, the women have the tive government, until the new era ol
a ugh on the men.
another populist wave struck Oregon in
«as
Statement No. 1 ism. It is no longer
It might be a good plan to fix up the poor, bleeding Kansas, for it is now poor
main roads somewhat so as to make it bleeding Oregon, lust to show wliat s
possible and convenient for automobiles misrepresentation there is, we will but
to get in this summer with some amount mention one instance. Tillamook. Yam
of comfort, especially between this citi hill and Washington counties have a
joint stale senator. All three counties
gave the republican candidate For I S.
senator a plurality vote, vet Bcimtor-
elect VV. N. Barrett, of Hillsboro, a re
publican, is so pledged that he is going
io vote for a democrat. Whenever Mr.
Barrett does this it will be a base inis-
r^prcKtitntion of representative govei i>-
ment, ior he was elected to represent the
three counties, but in this instance the
minority and not the majority rules,
fully
see the
Mr. Barrett must
mistake he made when he changed front
alter i»e received the nomination, and is
fully cognizant that it he commits ano-
ther blunder by misrepresenting his con-
stitutents when it comes to voting for a
U S. »»enator, he, along with other state
legislators, will be digging their own
political graves.
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One of these days Tillamook City wil
wake up to the fact that it has been
asleep and under inosshack or hoodlum
rule too long, and to its one detriment.
In this connection we want again to re
fer to the deepening and straightening ol
Hoquarton Slough, which will have to
be done some day. Suppose, ior instance,
me city had taxed itself
xear tor
(be past five or six years tor t> is pur
pose and vy»ih a much larger amount
which could have been obtained from the
government, any vessel crossing the br.r
would be able to reach Tillamook Citv
today. Another thing, with the slough
deepened and straightened there would
lie plenty of sites for saw mills and fac
tories. Here is where Bay City has an
ad vantage over Tillamook City—a deep
water frontage and a railroad running
paralcl with it. The next lew years Till
amook City will see that it has been
asleep in not preparing for the opening
up and development of this part of the
countv. and it will be at a great disad
vantage in not having the slough strai-
ghtened and deepened. But, alas, Till«
mook City has not had enough of its
own medicine. For a number of years
the snap shot man lias noted the spirit
which permeate in this city, and in no
place is it seen to better advantage than
in the city caucus. Take for instance the
time when the saloon faction used to
pack the caucus with every bum, hood
lum and dead beat they could get hold
of, and even in the last city caucus the
gambling fraternity and the bootlegger*
were all rounded up, not witlianv object
to enhance the commercial or moral in
terest of the city, but to elect men to
office who could be relied upon and were
in sympathy with those who were mak
ing a living by violating law. The city
can go to hades as far as they care after
they have made a raise and then go to
other places to spend their money. As
long as that spirit prevails, working in
the interests of those special interests,
we have lorg come to the conclusion
that a different sentiment muM prevail in
Tillamook City before it will wake up
to its opportunities and advantages.
The Best Pills Ever Sold.
•• At i. r doctoring 15 years for chronic
indigestion, and spending over two hun
dred dollars, nothing lias done me as
much good as Dr. King's New Life Pills.
I consider them the best pills ever
sold,” ’’ writes B.
“ F.
L’ Ayicue, of lnglsside,
N.C. Sold under guarantee at Chas. I.
Clough's drug store. 25c.
Bucklen’s Arnica Salve Wins.
Toni .Moore, of Rur»l Rout» 1. Coch,
ran, Ga., write» ; “I had a bad gore
come on the instep of mj foot and could
timl nothing that would heal it until 1
applied Hucklt-n s Arnica S dve.
L>s»
than half nf a 2> cent box won the day
for me by affecting a perfect cure .’’
Sold
under guarait.e at Clms. I
Clough’s drug store.
TROTTING STALLION.
The British steamship W.mbledo" »« >•
e<! from Aberdeen Thursday with 3.1 <M
000 feet of lumlwr. the largest cargo
has ever left Grays H .rb0’- Thl’
remarkable »h.wmg l»r »harbor which
n ,|..zeu vearsago wa» supposed to be
ttnsale Im- any craft except small coast
ing steamers and schooners. The change
has been largely <iu»to the effective work
ol the Governnwm jetty, and it is confi-
dentlv expected that with Us completion
there W,ll lie a 30 loot channel to the
sea. With lacihues that will admit the
dispatch ot steamers of 3.000,000 feet
lumber capacity. Grays Harbor will
have hut slu»»l occasion tor worrying
(,ver Kb future ns a seaport. The most
economical and best-adapted steamers
for all trmles today are the freighters of
the Wimbledon type, and they can carry
lumber and other products into a great
many ports throughout the world that
cannot be reached by larger carriers.
The ihrriesot the greater economies
of the big ships as compared with the
medium type of freighters have been
rudrlv jarred out here on the I acific
Coast, and while the leviathan Minneso
ta is sailing back and forth across the
P «cific with hardly enough cargo to
keep her in good navigating trim, smaller
craft in great numbers are goirg out
fully loaded from other coast ports.
Gt ays Harbor, less than 100 miles from
Puget Sound, is not obliged to pav trib
ute t«> the "big-ship’’ ports of Puget
Sound, but can secure all the tonnage
needed for its business at rates as low’ as
those which are in effect on Puget Sound.
Eureka. Cal., formerly a schooner port,
is now loading 3000-ton steamers, and
Coos Bay is also in the deep-water class.
The a verage carrying capacity of vessels
from Portland has doubled in the past
fifteen years, and more than 90 percent
of the tonnage afloat today can load to
the capacity of the vessels and experience
no delay hi entering or leaving the river.
The countr) tributary t© Grays Har-
hor, Coos Bav, Willapa Harbor or Eu
reka is susceptible of immense develop
ment, and the hat hors will be kept in
condition to handle the traffic to better
advantage than it can be handled
through any other port, no matter how
large the ships may be. On thc Oregon
coast, Tillamook, Nehalem, Yaquina and
Siuslaw will always handle a certain
amount of coastwise business, but their
grea’est growth and development will
come from railroad connection, which
will give them a foreign outlet through
th»* ports north and south. Grays Har.
hor has a number of large mills located
at different ports, and all of them can
be reached by almost any craft that
can cross the bar.
The same is true of the Columbia and
Willamette Rivers, there being at the
present time no less than fifteen ports
between Portland and the sea at which
ocean-going vessels have loaded lumber
within the past two years. This great
increase in the number of seaports along
the Oregon and Washington
coast
proves be} ond question the truth of that
old commercial rule that the ships will
go wherever the cargo can be reached in
stead of the cargo being sent to the ship
—Oregonian.
a
Square Deal
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h sssnrM you when you buy Dr. Plarojl
Utrily uisdieintw—for *11 »ha
n» entering Into them are prints on
the bottle-wrappers and their formulas
*re attested under oath as being compiala
and correi. Tou know Just what you are
paying for and that the Ingredients are
gathered from Nature’s luboratoit, being
from the most valuable native
sciti
,1 roots found growing In our
med
while potent to curs
American forest!
to the most
are I’erff
-* Ndtadrou
delicate woint
UÌ.4J 'LUfaff1
....... agent po!
posMMMS
refined glvciTIne. This
lutrTn’Jc in.AirTiiSI properties of lt-»O*n.
helm a most valuable antiseptic and ant -
p rineut. nutritive and soothing demul-
' (".Ivcerine plays an Important part In
Dr Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery In
the cure of indigestion, dyspepsia and
weak stomach, attended by sour risings,
heart-burn, foul breath, coat<*d tongue,
poor appetito, gnawing feeling in stom
ach, bllfimsnes» and kindred derange
ments of the stomach, liver and bowels.
Besldearurinir all the above d stressing
ailments, the"Gohlen Medical Discovery»
Is a specific for all diseases ot the mucous
membranes, as catarrh, whether of the
m al passages or of the stomach, bowels
or pelvic organs. Even In Its ulcerative
sta :e< it will yield to this sovereign rem
edy If it« u«e epersevered In. InChronlc
Catarrh of Pie .Vasal passages. It Is well,
while taking the "Golden Medical Dis-
covery" for the necessary constitutional
treatment, to cleanse the passages freely
two or th re«- times a day with Dr. Sage’s
Catarrh Remedy. This thorough course
of treatment generally cures the worst
cases.
In coughs and hoarseness caused by bron
chial. throat and lung affections, except con
sumption in its advanced stages, the ’’Golden
Medical Discovery’’ is a most efficient rem-
edv. especially in those obstinate, hang-on
coughs caused by Irritation and congestion of
the bronchial mucous membranes. The nD18*
covery ’’ Is noi so g«x»d for acute coughs aris
ing from sudden colds, nor must it be ex
pected to cure consumption in Its advanced
stages-no medicine will do that—but for all
the obstinate, chronic coughs, which, if neg
lected. or badly treated, lead up to consump
tion. It istbe best medicine that < an betaken.,
T1MBBB LAHK, Acrjl NS 3. 1878 —NOTICS VOS
P ublication .
United Slates baud Office, Portland, Ore.
May 5th, 1908.
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress of
June 3. 1S78. entitled “ An act for the sale of
timber lands in th • Sates of California, Oregon,
Nevada, and Washington Territory,” as ex-
tened to all the Public Land States by
" act
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August 4. 1892.
JACOB K. BABTKL.
Of Arleta . county of Multnomah, State of
Orego . has this day filed in this office his
sworn statement No. 7/52, for the uurchase
uun.naiw
of the S^ofSw *4. Sw '4 of Se Vi of Section
32, tp.-lS, K.K W.and Ne ’X ofNw % of Sec. No,
5, in Tp No. 2 South, range No. 8 west, and
will offer proof to show that the land sought
is more valuable for i s tiirberor stone than
for agricultural purposes, and to establish his
claim to said land before W. H. Cooper,
C S. Commissione**, at Tillamook. Oregon, on
Wednesday, the 28th day of August, 1908. He
names as witnesses:
Win. Kimball of Tillamook, Oregon ; Win.
Jolly, of Tillamook, Oregon ; Win. Curtis, of
Tillamook, Oregon; Elmer Ball, of Tillamook.
Oregon ; Loreuce Sanders, of Tillamook.
Oregon.
Any and all uersons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested to file their
claims in this office on or before said 26th day ot
August. i9o8.
A lgernon S. D resser , Register.
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BIT T00 SHREWD.
Ona Venture |n Whisk U. .
Ovsrrsechsd HlmJJ
One of Uncle Sa m s CU,ZZ
noted for his success in
smugglers, sahl the uther
cuaelon of a customs
“One must be shrewd, but *
shrewd; otherwise on,
oneself, like Capmia nart0,">
borough.
’ M
"Captain Hurrow Of
1
was trading at Key West 1?*^
vessel. Business took him UD
to Tampa bay. and be bouxHH^!
dozeu chickens from a firm«^
dozen.
w M
“The chickens were all S|z„
few days old and no bigge/^*1
nary blrda; some fat awi
turkey gobblers. The cspti„^'
cd to make a lot of money J*
them. He was very shrewd .1.T?
"Well, at Key West a hotel«
came aboard and looked th. ...uZ
over.
c™
“ ‘They are fine bird»,’ be «11
much?1
“ ‘If you pick them out ;<
said Captain Harrow abrewdh
have to charge you $0 - ■ ’’
• dozen. |f|
pick them out, I can let you hiT(.^
for $3.’
" ’All right. You pick them o«t J
the hotel rnau.
"Captain Harrow picked out, J
chickens of the canary bird ilxe. |
“'Here you are. twelve primehrJ
ers,' he said, with a leer.
“Go ahead,’ said the hotel miogJ
ly; ’another dozen.’
"The next dozen was of neceuri
larger.
“ ‘Go on,’ said the hotel man g.
on ptcklng them out'
“And the third dozen was largera
The captain looked at his patroom
iously.
“ ‘Keep right on.’
"The next dozen was fine and plq
and the next comprised the bigpt
and fattest of the chlckena
“ ‘Keep right on picking tbew J
captain.’
“Then at last Captain Harrow n
how he bad overreached himself nJ
hotel man bought his whole Mt
chickens at $3. and thus the apt»
lost on the speculation $20 In caM,k|
say nothing of feed and labor.’-O
cinnatl Enquirer.
THE WORLD DRYING UP.
Possibility That the Human Rm HI
Die of Thirst
We are to die of thirst Coopt»]
tively few persons know the soferii
Involved In a thirst for which then»]
no help at band. The consumin|HM
more than the pain ot say •«»
makes the battlefield a bell. Yet tall
by thirst Is the doom forecast fori]
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
United States Land Office,
Portland, Ore., June 4, I9i>8.
race by grim scientists. Grow
Notice is hereby given that the North
find that the fresh water supplyeffe
ern Pacific Railway Company, whose
post office address is St, Paul, Minnesota, globe is falling. They baved»t»«M
has this 4th day of June, 1908. filed in point to the gradual withdrawal of#»
this office its application to select under streams and other bodies ot n*
the provisions of the Act of Congress, from the surface. Both In Affiant
approved July 1, 1898 (30 Stat. 5g7, central Asia and. Indeed, In »11 »
620) as extended by Act of May 17, 1906, great levels the water beds sre drjk
List No. 113. Ne i, Sw I, of Section up. A great number of lakes M
13. tp. 2 north, range 9 west, W. M.
Any and all persons claiming adverse, known In the historical age hart*
ly the lands described, or desiring to tlrely disappeared. For example. IM
object because of the mineral character Chlroua, In Africa, has vanished »0
of (he land, or for any other reason, to tn recent years, as haa also IM
the disposal of applicant, should file NgamJ, discovered by Llriapta»
their affidavits ot protest in this office, Lake Tchad Is more than half W
within thirty days from the first date of up. For centuries bodies ot »»««
this publication.
central Asia have been eraponM
First publication. June 18, 1908.
The Independent Church.
and the deserts extending.
Last publication July 1G, 1908.
2,000 years ago great cities stotdj
A lgernon S. D resser ,
TO EDITOR OF TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT.
east Turkestan there are found ®
Register.
The Independent Church is a com
vast and depressing stretches of m
petition of the Catholic and the Pro
Notice
The river Tarim, once a principal A
testaat Churches. The one holding that
•tic route. Is almost gone, and U
the chinch is authority, the other the Sheriff’s Sale of Real Property
Nor, formerly four times the
. aret
Under Execution.
Bible.
Lake Geneva, Is now but a MiJ
The conscience would die a natural ciSi o‘riur of an,€leiuti°n issued out of the marsh. The same sad condition*
death for want of use, if either were to Tin»;;,' f- noted In European Russia. N»>M
gain supremacy.
The exercise and liberty of conscience,
self government, the American freedom
originate with this one idea.
It is not necessary to denounce the
church or Bible in order to subscribe Io
the tenenu <>f conscience. I am willing
for one to praise the church, ami the
oth. r tin Bible, but I
l0
eulier, Y- t I reabz-that it is necessary
to Imve nil . r|i»nizati..il to present the
m-rils of conscience and to defend the
American principles. The 'ndependent
Church differs final A.I’A.
wllic(1
war anlagoiiMic Hn,| ..... „Iiative. ami
devoid of any principle or foundation „
mere g.wjlew. affair. W, are bound p
tee--guise the church and the Bilhje
great msntntio,,». We j.1Jt believe that
the American idea of Hie lilierty of cm
science i. superior. that after’ a man
has received all the good be ca0 y,
the elm,cl, a„d the Bible, lie haa still an
opp riunity
M hiKli. r
We, that in
tibor»- $ oiit»*r.1HI3 (o fxatli
the church
and Btl»|e.
M f »$ wlm Htifmcribe to
either the
nlftiich or Bihi
b-mnd to their
jiiri diction r- ••
'I I- with U,, conscience
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COL. MAYBERRY. 36521
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Ships go to the Cargo.
« I h - u h-know.!«^
the most pushing city In the cart”i
tracted realm, was surrounded bj
ter In the middle ages. While wj*
frmi*Rtefenb^g'd?-' be sure that the fate which the P*
80-100 (Hb.io' w’"th Stfe4tinite .diO,lar’ gists suggest for humanity Is very
“ltrTP'l^Boa"nUn, fr°m lhc 5,h <l«yofF?b- away, the facts recited to sho»R
drying up process are convlnciagp
of the need of preserving our
ment
”"K been heW »"■«" attaX with more care. — St I’aul
«%ibru»raiU?wS.^nr^"
Railway
Navigation Companv as Plain
oAhe Stated n£"entCourt
Press.
conveyed to Al? ‘.McSak hv V"" °A ,and
Bet.ev Puller hv bee.l u ’’y James M. anti
Of Bonk p Re,Keeorded nt page 19
County Oregon
t°h,
fur Tillamook
Easterly Hn^o" tU rirtr 8f°Uth ,o th'
t’nrifte Railway & Na*’“y °‘ thi
thence South 3ft°
i?J.?®VOn ’On]pany ;
y line Of .„id right' V1"’1 a,<’nK ‘he ifnster-
the County mar then™“! tO thc "n‘"' <>f
feet South and m, fe7t ^Veit ;* ?»point 30
^t -«t corner of Block fiv«. «-V- of
South
addition . thence North tA5l»‘n S<5W Fu,,er’s
ginning all in Tillamook rL thf p,acc of
of June, isos
-hr,ai prop-
Oregon, this 24th
t-.
umatism
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’’/'’eumakiso,
always la. rX; T. ’ 7 • ",P M*in «•
cure eff> cfetl l y
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many time» it.
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t»»n m css.» of • 1 »nd r.»t fswèihls
•'•*ni should be orni itandinr this lini-
an.m as th. <-t„1Irh ,,r Bj|. .
mi ef which it .W
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untof
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be th.
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alidiug^iAt4
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I’onfvnuity i» th* vrie.
,
acirnce,
rneiuy Of
There j. ,IM h , th,
hl. own w.y wilhou' ex\L’""„h”r"’K
•cieni-r *ne more th«„ •’Tc""nB eon
men has. no "Xhru'»- »«el,
liberte
W. h* , »
A">-rtean |
chnrrh ne Rihk h.,.. '
to the I
Will make a short season at Tillamook after July 1st. Those wishing to breed to a really
high class horse at a reasonable price should avail themselves of this opportunity. For tabulated
''»^e call at livery barn.
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A Test Cass.
“I’m a ‘beauty doctor.”
the stranger with the band
of cosmetics and massage
“Do you think I could get any Pn
around here?"
"Yeou make ugly things prettJ
yeou?” drawled the old fanner
speckled shirt.
“That’s my business, sir.’’
(
"Waal. If yeoU’ll go J°wn “'L-g
barn yeou’Il find an old •****
cow with one eye and one h ,
wrinkles like canals all over f
She’s the ugliest cow la *»T**
and If yeou can make her^*Sg
agree that yeou be a ’lieauty a
give yeou • dollar."—Chical®
Apparent.
"Pardon me," began the
qualntance, “but are you IM
ley Nuritcb who wrote that
article last month for us?-
“Yes.” interrupted Nurlt't®-
course you'll understand tM
make a business of that sort
“Of course. I know that
article.”—Philadelphia I’ve*
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"Chess, checkers and wtl’
▼elot» Inventions."
BJ1,
pher of folly. ‘They
waste bis time and still hI'*
Ing that lie Is accompli’®"» -
thing Intellectual. ’—Clerelaaa *--•
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ftaocce—I saw • ®,D ”i
making face» today
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was be doing that for?
couple of clock»
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