TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 3(\JL908
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T. BOTTS,
A ttorney - at .^
Paid For the Supplies.
Advertising Rates.
A Memory Test.
A story said to be characteristic Is
A
professor
of
mnemonics
had
gone
L egal A dvektiskmicnth :
Complete set of Abstract
told of a certain Judge. It seems that
10 to lecture at or fear Canterbury Aft when be convened court at one of the
First Inn^tion, per line.............
$
5
er
tbe
lecture
was
finished
be
bad
to
Each aubt^quent insertion, line....
in office. Taxes paid fw
towns on bls circuit It was found that
BuSmebH and profeHnioiial cards,
. hoitlàiii
wait for bls (xmdon train
It was a
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1 month . ....................................... 1 00 most comfortless day. and be retired no |>ens. ink or paper bad been pro
R amis «
Residents.
HoineHtead Notices............................ 5 oO to an Inu for shelter aud refresh.uent vided. and upon Inquiry It developed
yciscv
that no county funds were available
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To pass the time he l>egan to exhibit
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Office opposite Post 0^
. CLirros
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for this purpose. Tbe Judge expressed
bis feat# of memory to tbe yokels in
Ar. AsTosiA Lv
Iliadlay advertiaeineiit, an inch.
himrelf somewhat forcefully, then drew
the
inn
parlor,
and
one
ami
all
were
Both phone«.
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some money from his own pocket. He
WAUHSSTOS
All Resolutions of Condolence and thunderstruck except tbe waiter Thero was about to baud this to tbe clerk
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Is always one skeptic iu every co.n- I
l.odne Notices. 5c. per line.
when a visiting lawyer, a high priced
. SKASies.....
Cards of Thank«, 5c. per line.
tuuuiou, whether of saints or sinners
\r HOI.IBAV t.T
Imported
article,
brought
on
to
defend
Notices, Lost, Strayed or Stolen, etc., Do what he would be could not miti
w. H.
COOPER
' BTBVBN8 BKAKCH-
minimum rate, 25c. not exceedn g five gate tbe acrid smile of acid Incredulity a case of some Importance, spoke up In
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of that glorified potman! In tbe mi 1st an aside plainly audible over tbe room
a.m. p.m.
■■Well.” he remarked, with infinite
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of our of Ills most difficult feats the
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RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION
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whistle sounded of the "Only train to contempt. “I ve seen some pretty
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London tonight!" and he rushed off to courts, but this- well, this Is
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• run dally
train, Nos. 38, 30 and 34 from T illamook ,
Trains ni. rkrd
Oi
7 aud 39 from Cl»t«op Beach, .nd train, no
The old Judge flushed darkly.
75 and bis reputation caught it in the inn
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50 parlor, for tbe waiter, coming in ulth
“You are fined $25 for contempt, sir
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some ordered refreshments and find Hand tbe money to the clerk!" he said,
ctat.k«ni. Astoria .nd Be...hi pom«, only.
tr
,nMoll(lne„tal ^llne..
tines. At Goble, with
aud
when
tbe
pompous
visitor
bad
transcontinental
ing him gone, pointed to tbe corner
TT~ C°o " A.X.. wILUanter. for San Er.netwo and TiBamook
arl haberlach
humbly ,-emptied he coutlnued.
I. At Astoria, with steamer» ---------------
where be iiad been sitting aud exclaim
Railway vo.
milwnv
"Now. Mr Clerk, go out and get Northern Pacihu
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.. 8, N^viization Co-> boat nno railway.
ed. “Silly ‘umbug. he's forgot bis utn
what pens. Ink and paper the court
¡Ut. .old to and from .11 petal, ta -be
brella!"—Youug Man
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
may require, and If there is anything
For furthei particular« apply to-
“
OenL Frt & I’a.sgr Agt..
Astoria, ur.
left over you can give the geutleuiau
Juvenile Natural History.
One fourth of the work on the Pana
bis change.“-Har|>er's Weekly.
‘T riui ’* mh hl H.irry, I ii L iik |»hpn«rn
ma Canal is said to be completed The
Office acro«« the atreet and
onmi. iigwl nine. ’«Ill von xive me my
Rates, $1 Per day
experts trained there in digging dirt will
A Genius at Excuses.
poeket mom*,\ In hi I vuiivh ? I want to
Centrally Located
the Poet O®«,.
come in handy lor future river improve buy it book mi moi ha "
"While I wax stage inauaging a piece
inent.
some
time
ago."
said
a
theatrical
mag
••(’ertnliil.i. my hoy." Kiild the retired
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I nate. "one of my show girls allowed
colonel
‘Here’s h shilling for you
Before Congress adjournes for the sum. am delighted that you should take such an Independence of spirit which wax
H. GOYNE,
M. H. LARSEN, Proprietor.
auperli. She was always late for re-
mer Tom Lawson ought to consider it an Interi'st In natural history "
That evening all the old colonel’» hearsal Her excuse» were great AU
his patriotic duty to tell the country in
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her friends and relations had a series
plain language what has became of the best friends came to dinner
Thf Best Hotel in the city. No Chinese Employed.
“Now is my opportunity," reflected of maladies which were remarkable iu
financial crisis.
the proud pareut. "to show these peo- their number and diversity She nurs-
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Office : Opposite Court HoJ
ga ve
President Roosevelt has used the veto pie what a clever boy tuy son i^ I ed them all until they naturally
up the ghost. About an hour was
shall
have
him
In
at
dessert
tltne.
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power sparingly, but when the occasion
T illamook , O regon , i
enough to bury most of them, Then
8u Harry came In with the I »ears an
arises he is not afraid to use it. This is
she caught on to mechanical devices
pineapple, and In loud toues the gal
much better than to adopt the Cleveland lant colonel remarked:
Street cars wore Invariably late—Just
plan of using it as a diversion.
"Well. Hurry, did you get your book as late as she was. In fact. Then In
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W. SEVERANCE,
turn came certain inconveniences In
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on moths?"
hotels. The elevator was continually
“Yes. papa.** ansvyered hl» son ”
“Where is the most lonesome place on
“And what Is It called?" pursued the sticking until finally came the denotle
earth ?” asks somebody, hii 'I the Boston
meat. It was In Philadelphia. The
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Globe remarks, “Guam must be pretty delighled father
“Oh." said the unsuspecting phenom
■lreu did not appear until nearly two
near it.” Ring up Lincoln, Neb , on the
enon. "It is entitled ‘¡lints to Voting hours after the proper time. I looked
evening of November 3 next.
Motb-ers.” "—London Answers.
T illamook
at her and waited, Tbe excuse catue
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glibly.
Mr. Bryan says the cartoons of which
Next
Door
to
Tillamook
County
Bank.
‘
I'm
so
sorry,
but
Hiding His Ignorance.
“ ‘0h.‘ she panted,
he is the subject are not as bad as they
An ofliclal of the department of Jus- they are repairing tbe stairs at tbe
used to be. Perhaps the boys with the tlce said in Washington of a rumor hotel, and I could not get down until
T. BOALS, M.D.,
crayon are devoting themselves to fresher brought to him for continuation by >< they brought a ladder!’
reporter:
"I recognized genius In that girl.’’— I
material than a third battle.
PHYSICIAN & SURGEOll
-This rumor springs from Ignorance Chicago Itecord-Herald.
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Mr. Balfour assures hisfellow-Iinglish- crass Ignorance of the law I a n sur
TILLAMOOK.
men that it is nonsense to sav that 80, prised that you should have credited II
How the Cook Did It.
“The originator of that mmol Is a
Office: Olson Building.
He had a number of guests to din
000,000 Americans are dominated by a
plainly Iguornut of the law as a ver
Residence: One block South of Cud
ner. and he was doing tbe carving. He
decadent plutocracy. There are plenty
tain schoolboy was of French
bail deftly taken two slices off the
of intelligent foreigners who size up the
Church.
“This lio.v's father said to him on.
Joint, and he was turning off a third
yellow publications correctly.
night nt dinner:
when tbe blade struck a skewer, made
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“‘Well. how are you getting oil with a sliding motion and came out atethe
Alton B. Parker will head the New yottr French, my son?'
top. with the result that tbe proposed
I. m smith
York delegation at Denver, which is n
“ ‘Very well, thank you. sir.- the >ad slice looked like a dead leaf curled up
dramatic ¡act for the contemplation ol replied.
by the sun's rays.
Mr. Bryan. Mr. Parker ‘will be as wel
PHYSICIAN & SURGIOJ]
“The father beamed with pleasure
He could not say Intense thlugs in
“ ‘Ask politely
come there to the Bryanites as the ap
the presence of his guests, so he froze
parition of Banquo at the Macbeth fes peas.' be said
his wife with a glance, dug the skewer
Office over J. A. Todd & C<,
“There was an awkward pause
tivities.
out viciously, made a grim Joke con
Tillamook. Ore.
Then—
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cerning the Indlgestlblllty of roasted
For more than ten years the Republi-
“ ‘But. father. said tbe boy. *1 don't wood and ordered little Willie, who
can party I ihs been in charge of all want any peas.
had made several attempts to speak, to
departments of the government. The
keep silent or leave the table.
C. HAWK,
Meeting Old Neptune.
His evident temper led to an embar-
]>0ople ’seldom exhibit such steadfast
An
Ininate
in
Sailors'
Snug
Hnrho
rasslng «Hence, and Wlllle saw an
confidence in a party or trust it with
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PHYSICIAN & SURGEOll
entire control for ho long a period. In «peaking of the ceremony connected oj>enlng that he could not resist,
126 Fifth Street, Portland.
with “croHRlng the line," when Father
"Cook
burned
her
nose
orful
’
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be
Another national election is at hand,
Neptune presides over the Initiation of announced.
Reference, Tillamook County Bank.
mid it is light that they should carefully the men who have never crossed tbe
“Too bad." said the mother, glad of
review the manner in which the re equator, said:
BAY CITY, OREGON.
any excuse for conversation, ‘‘How
sponsibilities have been carried, passing
"1 got m.v introduction to old Nep- did she do It?"
judgment upon the
influences and tune while I was In the merchant serv
“Why.“ answered Willie very apro
issues that have been paramount and ice. I got my Intber and shave and pos. “trying to pull them skewers out
ducking thirty years ago and helped with her teeth!”—London Scraps.
the policies that have been adopted.
^J^HOMAS W. ROSS,
Initiate many seafaring men and lands
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tnen
since
then
With
hot
tar
handy.
At Glen Cove, L. I., the fourth re.
An Indignant Artist.
corded American case of the disease Neptune's crew often took lllxwtle«
PHYSICIAN & SURGEOll
The sensational offers said to have
which
would
not
Iu-
allowed
on
lainrd
known as sleeping »ii-knesx, from winch
been made by theatrical managers to
a man-of-war. The skipper used tn
200,000 people have died in Central
the principal actor In a recent murder
look on from aloft, but he was blind as
Office : Opposite Post Office.
Africa, has resulted fatally, the victim a hat to things that he did not wish to trial must have made professional
Tillamooi.ol
Residence : Allen House, Tillamook,
Iwing Howard Price, the 25-yenr old son see, ami the men knew enough to make stars feel very much an did the painter
Haydon
in
1S4H
when
two
of
his
finest
<»( a well-io do merchant. Thia illness no complaint. I know that I was mad
pictures were trelng shown at the
was of three weeks duration and was clear through at what I got. hut I con
Egyptian hall, and the public thronged
th«* thwt llit* young man had ever ex tented myself with taking It out of the
Into another room where General Tom
next
man."
perienced. lie was one of a family of
Thumb was on view “They rush by
seven children, all of whom are healthy.
thousands to see Toto Thumb.” wrote
Not Up to Date.
The first and constant symptom was the
REAL ESTATE,
the disappointed painter In his diary.
The evidence had shown th it th
uncontrollable desire to sleep which brick which a careless workman ha.I “Their eyes are open, but their sense
F inancial Acnt,
Is shut. It Is an Insanity, a rabies, a
came upon him suddenly as he was out dropf»e<l from a scaffolding twenty
walking. Until near the end lie was feet above the surface of the ground madness, a furor, a dream!** Another
Tillamook, Oregon.
able to eat and lose little weight. He ap had fallen on a man’s shoulder an I entry later on runs: “Tom Thumb had
WILL SELL ALL STOCK
peart d well, anti when among coinpam broken a bone. I ut the Jury derided 12.(100 people last week. K. II. Haydon
H AM) AT COST.
133H (the half a little glrli Exquisite
a day or two ta fore he went to sleep for that the victim had no cnuae of action
Strictly for ( ash Until Further
The falling of the brick had no neces taste of tbe English people!” We do
the Inst time.
P- J- SHARP,
not seem to have progressed much
sary connection with the accident
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Notice.
since then.—London Chronicle.
“Gentlemen." said (he Judge. “I nev
The April number of the American
■ffilllllBlifl MIUMMnHi
Federal ionial din's not contain the usual er heard of such a verdict You utter
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RESIDENT DENTIST,
Diameter of a Fine Wire.
Summer Shoes tha! wilKhoOly^
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list of firms defined as •' unfair" because ly Ignore the existence of the law of
Should you ever find It nev-essary to
gravitation."
Office across the street from A j
<»f their failure to recognize the union
"That law. your honor." answered obtain the diameter of a flne wire, It
of their employes. This omission fol
the foreman of the Jury, "la so old that may lie doue In thia manner: Wind It
Court House.
lows the decision of the Supreme Court wp decided not to consider It It's ol> carefully around a piece of |>eocll
In
relating to the Illegality of the boycott solete."— Chicago Tribune.
Dr. Wise’s office.
one layer for an Inch or so. that each
turn la touching the previous one Then I
under Hie Sherman antitrust law. Pie-
Astoria
C
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5kut«hiv
LARSEN HOUSE,
TILLAMOOK,
T.
OREGON
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
You Use Them A.
We Sell Them
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
R.
The Oregon Cheese Co., Incorported,
is prepared to buy all the first class
cheese that comes along. Spot cash
and highest price. Factory men will
do well to see R. Robinson, the mana
ger, before selling. He will be in
Tillamooka good part of the time dur
ing the season
Only the best stock
wanted.
y~y.
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THE OREGON CHEESE COMPANY,
NOTICE
PEOPLE OF TILLAMOOK CITY
AND COUNTY.
E STORE
sidenl G<»mpera of the federation ex
plains that while organized labor must
olny the law aa interpreted by the
highest court, he is sure that ('ongrew.
will soon change the law aa to relieve
labor. Anyway, he Indieves that not
the Supreme Court nor any other power
ran compel a unionist or friend of labor
to buy a boycotted article.
He pro
pbesies dire things for congressmen who
daie Io oppose the demands of labor in
Ibis regard.
Th« Brightn««» He Saw.
A man «ho died reivntly In the
north of England and had lawn living
a dishonest life under the clonk of re
ligion. wishing to pose as a g>wid man
to the last, said to those «round him
"All Is bright before me!"
“Aye.“ «aid one of those present,
whom he had swindled out of a sum of
money, “an' in alieat ten minuits
(beau'll be near enoof to see th’ blaze!"
-Manchester Guardian.
Poor Critter!
"1 hear that your husband Is critic
•One Touch of Nature Makes
ally III. Mrs. Tiff?" »aid Mr. Gummey.
the Whole World Kin.”
When a numt.-r fl-><ta a Mg fat worm
be e»llx all the lw<> in th,- farm yard to
com« ami »hare it. A Mutilar Unit of
human nature i. to l»> observed when a
man dtaover» »omething exceptional),
good he want« nil hiafrien.l« «nil neigh-
b-irs to share the Ixmetilxuf hi« dieno very.
Thia 1« tile touch of nature that make»
the whole world kin. Thi« explauix
why people who have Keen cured by
Chamberlain'« Cough
Remedy write
letters to the manufacturer» for publi
cation. that other« »imilarly ailing mav
al*' u— it «,„| obtain relief
Behind
every one of the»« letter» n a warm
hearted wi»h of the writer to be of use
to aomeone else This remedy i. ferrale
by all druggists
"Yes. he Is. He crltkiaes the doctor,
and he criticises the nurse and be crit
icises me. Oh. be’a critically ill. all
right."—Judge
Poor Svldioe.
Bill It Is said that Alexander the
< real when on a campaign ate the ra-
tlons of a corn moo aoldler. Jill-And
did the poor soldier get nothing?—
Yonkers Statesman.
measure exactly an Inch aloug the wire
and count the number of turn» In the
Inch
You theu have the Information.
Thus. If there «re eighteen turns the
wire 1« one-eighteenth of an Inch in dl-
•meter.
A Good Man.
“Your dead hue baud wor «
mon." declared the «.vmpntbetlc
Casey to tbe bereaved widow
"He wor!“ exclaimed Mra .Mtirpby.
dashing the tear» from her eyes “No
two polacemlu cud bandle blm!" —
Judge
Details Desired.
Miss Canessa. if a young
sbouUl ask you to marry him wbat
would your answer be F
“I can t say
A hypothetical ques-
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tlon should go more fully into details.
-Washington Herald.
Wonderful Printing.
Bacon They ray Dauber does some
wonderful work
Egbert-Tea I un-
derstsnd he paluted some bananas
green, and tn a month they all tamed
yellowl
Encouragement.
Jack- I am afraid that If I ask you
to be my wife you will treat my pro
In the Klondike region In midwinter
posal as a joke Molly-But all Jafcea tbe eon rlaen from »» to 10 a. m and
are not rejected, Jack.
nets from 2 to 3 p. tn.
P- F. BROWNE. Aaent
SAR HET,
. The Fashionable Tail*I
everything for 4
PHYSICIANS’
PRESCRIPTIONS
•••■»•••
compeuna,. g
•N CAMP
prescritptu,,,
ani
,
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OR
Cleaning, Pressing and
__ , ing a Specialty.
Firi
MOUNTAIN OR cho e
J, '*.!• *!*•?«, thane,
" «ock which rrpre
*».. .„„thing that ph’ ,!,
«an. hereaboat are likrlv to
P^nlw. All „,w "'J
phann.cnticni,
(
Store' in Heins Photognpl“''
Gallery.
obert a . miller , 1
r^enpti.,,, dr„B, "J,
¡»lete at all
0n|v «r, u
"'•"ghrat nunty »„’d
«'•' «ver us«,!.
quality
•‘hvswtans who ar
qusinted with our.t"? "C.
,nvrtr» ’’»lv 1^] _ /
Aflk your Dp-xi,.-
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the bnttk. ** °°r ,abd on
E»twri service» dav or niohl
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PORTLAND,
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Room, 306 Comtnerr ial B«1** ■
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L smd Ornes B vsirms
a Sraci.LTT.
CHAS. I. CLOUGH
TiHble DruRgist, ’
Tillamook, Ore.
flowing
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LAV/YF.RS.
R oom 334 V(OBCWrri ,
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