TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 23,
THE BUGLE CALL.
EDITORS;
C1CEK0N1AN8—
E lua D awson and E lsie S covbll .
E mersonian »—
E lmer A llen and C loyd D awson .
1908
Right to ths «•’>«nt.
"Tbe following letter.” «all a train.
Ing man. ”ww received by a friend <
mine who was drumming up trade in
resident dentisi .
New England for a New York neckth
Oflli-H ill oiwn Building,
bouse:
op«. Sunday’»by Appoiu»'“’’"»’
•“We have received your letter with
All Work Guaranteed.
ex|M>nse account. Wbat we want is or
„LLAMOOK.
ders. We have big families to mUe
expenses for ua. We find In your ex
TEA
pense account 50 cents for billiards.
Please don’t buy any more billiards;
The greatest tea-drinkers also
we see $2.25 for horse and buggy’
Where is the horse, and what did yoii
are full-bottom Dutch do
with the buggy? The rest of y0Ur
men. There isn’t much exi>euse account ia nothing but bed.
Why is It you don’t ride more in the
nervous prostration in nighttime?
- ’John Bays you should stop iu Bos
Holland.
ton. where his cousin George Moore
Ilves. John says you should sell Moore
Your tracer return» Tour money 11 you doa’t
a good bill. Give good prices-he is
like Schillinge Beet: we pay him.
John’s cousin. Sell him mostly for
cash; also John says you can leave
sandlake
Boston at 11:45 iu the night and get to
Mr. Owens returned from the Valley Concord at 4:35 in the morning. Do
this and you won’t need any I mx I. And,
Friday.
_ t
remember, what we wunt is orders.'”
J2)R-A D- perktns’
And although we're young and not well
versed.
Our just opinions can't be dispersed
But bovs you'd better quit this shirk
And settle down to good hard work.
you on a Cash Basis ?
Prof. John Aschim is going to instruct
the short hand class in the art ot short
Do you pay all your bills with cash, and
hand during the absence of Miss Gar
them twice ? 1)0 you
•
perhaps pay thetn
Tennis and base ball are tbe popular field, whose duties as court stenographer
argue
and
dispute
over
the
amounts
.
games now days.
will keep her at the court house during
Do you try to keep all such records in
the sessiou of court.
One of the boys in tbe tenth grade
your mind ?
.
.
geometry class spelled angle, "angel.’’
A checking account with this oanK
The High School Play.
Of whom was he thinking, we wonder ?
The annual high school drama, one of
will eliminate ill such troubles. De
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the most interesting features of the
posit your money in this bank pay
Is it not wonderful—there was an or. school year, was given at the opera
your
bills by check—that is the safest
dtrly gallery for lhe play and there was house on Friday evening. It seemed that
way, the modern way of doing busi
a Noyes there, too.
circumstances combined this year to
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ness.
make it difficult to put on the play. Dur
Lessons in blushing given by Oscar
Come iu and let us start you. it s
ing the last ten days of preparation
Aschim.
easy.
_
from one to four of the cast of players
Miss Gertrude McKimmens made a was sick or nearly so, making rehearse Is
Visit to her home at Nhalern.this week, difficult all of the time and part of the
going Fiiday and returning Sunday. time impossible, Then we had weather
on Fiiday which not only made it very
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The b»»m have been doing some plan- hard to prepare for the play, but which
fling lor field day. No doubt an almost combined with the excite »»ent aroused
entire set of records will be established. ’»y the election greatly cut down uur
• ■ a
audience.
Miss Rdna Alderman, of the class ol
•scheme to poison the public mind against
NotwilhMtnmiing all these disasters
Editorial Snap Shots.
1907, returned last week from Port la nd there was a fairly well filled house when
a man Ilk» Senator Fulton. It is too bad.
where she has been studying music »lur the curtain raised, and the play went
and »'xceuding bad f«»r Oregon, that the
Gee ! It looks as though a
ing the past year.
l»eople lad to see lhe necessity of keeping
well from start to finish. Carrie Hath prominent democrats voted
« a «
a strong manlike Fulton at Washington
away
as
the
heroine
held
the
sympathy
selves,
The juniors are doing a great deal ot
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Soon after Dolph was defeated it was
oi the audience from start to finish, and
hard work in getting their year book
The assessor ran with hare like speed generally admitted that Oregon had lost
Horace Sappington as Dr. Burton famed
ready for publication.
He should a strong, influential representative at
his part easy, as, "all the world loves a and polled the most votes,
a w a
have given his deputy a few pointers.
Washington, so it will be in the case of
lover."
Alliert
Bramwell,
the
country
Laugh, and the world iaughs with you,
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Fulton.
__________
Yankee, brought down the house with
Snore, and you sleep alone.
There’s a fight on for county surveyor.
his pump handle handshake and Clara We ll bet the republican kid, Oito. will
a a a
(
Circuit Court, Continued.
We hear good reports from Howard Tinnerstet his old maid sister and house
beat democratic Billy three votes to one.
Hattie B Marolf, et al., vs. Treston E.
Drew, of the class of 1906, an»V Hazel keeper made the .whole audience wish
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McNair, of the class of 1907lzwho are they might take up their board in her
Tillamook is supposed to be a “dry ’ Marolf, et al Partition.
both at the U. of O. this year, enjoying old fashioned home. Ruth Easter as the county, but it looked on Friday, by th«
Charles M. Lanning vs. Dwight.Skin,
the first year of college life.
stepmother aud eCarl Dawson as her wav the rain was pouring down, to i»< ner *d ai
Mrs. Skinner, his wife. Sun
a a a
villianous.son played their parts well, a ‘‘dry’’ election iiya "wet’’ county.
for deed.
The high scho»j| must try to find some while Mabel Goync and Lillian Ander
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Elmore Packing Company, a corpo
way this ve«r in which to repay some son, the two light hearted girls with
A petition will be presented at th» ration, vs. l illaniook County. Writ of
part of its deep obligation to the Tilla- spirits which could not long be clouded next term of the county court to do
review.
mood Orchestra for its support in every by any trouble, had only to be their away with the Big Nestucca Toll Road,
Samuel Elmore vs. Tillamook County.
thing we undeitake.
own selves to play the part. Elmer and it is to be hoped that the court will
Writ of review.
a a a
Allen as the dignified attorney and now lend a helping hand in opening up
The last Ciceronian program was one
Nehalem Packing Company, a corpo
Clarence Stanley as the Sheriff did well. the south part of the countv, and siot
of the best rendered this year. The pro
But all these good features were entire keep it "bottled-up” with toll roads an) ration, vs. Tillamook County. Writ of
grams of both societies have improved
ly lost to the small boy on the front ‘onger. We have repeatedly shown that review.
this year from the beginning, and we are
Naturalisation,—John William Jen
seat from the time that
Sammv, it is almost impossible to get new settlers
sorry to think that we only have two
the darky bell-boy appeared, with his I into a country with toll roads and to nings. Emanuel Teixena Saueres,Alex
more. The Ciceronian program was as
penchant for showing up in’ unexpected keep them there. And in proof of this, ander Watt, R obert Watt, George Watt
follows :
places, and his great capacity for pie there is but little difference in the pnpu Admitted to citizenship ou final papers.
Song.................
.................... Sbciety.
This part taken by Willie Anderson, w as lati«»n of Tillamook county for the past
Roll Call..........
................. Society.
Auction Sale.
one of the play’s best features. Through ten years.
Recitation ......
Daisy Goodspeeil.
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the efforts of Miss Lister the makeup
Original St<»ry
At mv place. 2 miles north of Sand
........Alice Farley,
H«»w some people do like to bite at a
and costumes were good, and lent large
Solo...................
ake P. O . on April 25th at 10 o’clock.
....... Pierre Peters.
ly to the success ot the evening. The gold brick scheme, and how easy the out
Essay ...............
I will offer at public auction, the fol
.. Frank Schrader.
financial receipts were close to seven tv sider can do it. A traveling man went
Recitation.......
low ring propertv ; 1 team horses, 2
............ Ev«n Ross.
through
the
county
and
sold
a
number
dollars—not very good compared with
Dialouge...........
wagons and harness and other» imple
..... C. L. 8. »& Co.
one hundered and twenty for last years of‘‘gold’’ watches, claiming they were
Society Echo...
................. Editors,
ments, tools, household furniturejnclud-
14
karot,
which
he
had
inge>d«>usl>
play—but good when all ci-icunistances
Piano Solo......
Lillian Anderson.
stamped, disposingof them lor $20 each. ing steel range. One yoke bulls,.one 3
Reading............
. Willie Anderson. are considered Tbe Tillamook orchestra, Thev are worth $1 60. and anvone can year old bull and 3 yearling bulls. 2
which
has
so
many
times
helped
the
Debate.
buy a barrel lull at that figure. Last steers 3 vear old, 2 cows, 4 2 year old
Resolved : That the practice of mak high school in its programs, was there
summer
and last fad opticians took heifers, 0 1-year old heifers, 1 brood
ing legislators sign statement number 1 at its very best ami as usual made the
pleasure and business trips through the sow, 1 shoat, 13 sheep, and 7 lambs.
most
pleasant
part
of
the
evening.
A
should be abolished.
Terms ; All sums under $10 cash ;
very catchy little song by Viola Mapes county and "soaked” a number of citi over$lO, three months time on secured
Affirmative.
Negative.
zens.
who
paid
$20.
$25,
$50
and
up
to
wns also a pleasant musical feature.
note.
Eliza Daw sow,
Violet Noyei»,
$75 for glasses which the local opticians
A 1 i
R. R. C reighton .
Warren Severance,
Clarence Stanley,
Robert Stillwell thinks he has been would have been glad to have furnished
Quartett..................
Mabie Goync, P.
Plenty of Trouble
slighted lately. Can’t some one think from $2 50 to $10. Moral : Ifyou want
is causml by stagnation of the liver anil
Friers, Martha Aliev, Viola Mapes,
of something to make him notorious, so to get bit, patronize the "outsider,” a bowel». to g.-t rut of it and headache
Critic Report....................................... Critic.
his name will appear in the pajier.
perfect stranger, in preference to the and biliousness and the poison that
Song..................................................... Society.
brings jaundice, take Dr. King’s New
reliable, home merchant.
■ MN
Life Pills, tlie reliable purifiers that do
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GARIBALDI.
Down by the side ot the ocean,
Oregon appears to be remarkably un the work without grinding or griping
45c.
at Chas I. Clough's drug store.
Where the unceasing wash of the break
The tug George R. Vosbtirg came in fortunate in regard to United St -ates
ers
Monday afternoon and took the Senators. When it does get a good man
Sculptures the lines of the sea shore
COFFEE
schooruT that has been loading with to represent it at Washington, it dots
Into many fantastic formations,
lumber at Hobaonville out.
not know enough to keep him there. It
grocers
Is a place where its tatantic power
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Tetnperley.
was so with Senator Dolph some years
Has burrowed deep into tbe mountain ;
ling’s Best, for it
Mina Tula M. Sth la ppi were Tillamook ago, and it is so with Senator Fu ton to
Anti then, as though I »eaten and bathed
visitors last week from Garibaldi.
day, who is by far the ahleel and bert
By the great rock's unyielding resis
pood-will and
Mr. Frank Murry, the mail carrier qualified member of the Oregon delega
tance,
from this place to Hobsonville for a tion. Such, however, are some of the
in case
complaint, the
Had emerged again from the darkness,
number of years past, is real ill in Ltd uncertainties which confront public men,
Close by the place it had entered.
Dr. Hawk.ot Bay City,is attendiua him. especially when a numlter of politicians money is
Here in this dark ocean cavern,
It is Imped by Mr. Murry's fiiemis that put their heads together and work a
Your grocer returns your money if you don’t
You may hear the dull boom of the lie will soon be able to be about again.
like it: we pay him
breakers
Arthur Exane iw («(»ending a few days
Ami tee the marvelous handcraft
of pleasure in Nehalem.
OfNatuie. the greatest ot workmen.
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John Hobson has been keeping his
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Here, too, the sea's curious people
bicycle and road good company during
In nnrads find habitation.
the nice weather.
Thronging the clear, briny waters
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Johnson went tn
And lining the sides of the cavern ;
TillHUiuok last week, reluming home
E ich unconcious, in his poor existence. Sunday,
Of all the grandeur about him.
One of the life saving bouts came in
And I thought, ns 1 gated there in silence. •m the Gerald C a few days ago.
On the dull stupid creatures about me.
Mrs. Ruggles had the misfortune to
Each unconscious of neighbors who sprain her ankle several day ago, u hile
crowd him,
coming f»<>m Hay City to IloliNonville,
Rev. F'alher Le Miller was down to
His whole known world measured in
see Mr. Murry during the week.
inches.
The»». Parks, the Garilmldi merchant,
Of how man felt his field too constricted
With the world tor his workshop and lias tiecn under lhe weather the I mhi
V
playground,
iveek.
Many colored eggs found their way to
Ami lunged to extend his dominion
*lo the air and plnnets about him.
Garibaldi Easter Sunday.
Father Le Miller held Mass in the pre
SHORT-HAND.
sence of Mr. Murry at half past six
The Short-hand class is in a stew,
fuesday morning.
They don’t know what they
rcgoing
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to
do.
For Jttck and Albert, each day debate,
And put the lesson off till late.
They don't just see how rules apply,
•I” they call ”<»(” and ‘of’’ they call "!.
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Miss GarfUld at the boys get vexed,
And drills them thoroughly on context.
Then what du these two rummies do
( apital Stock.........................|25,000.
But put MiSs Garfield in an awtul stow. Offer« every facility for eafe banking,
By asking her questions to explaui
and solicits your business.
That would stagger any brain.
Miss Gar field says that rules don’t clash;
Com merci« I, Savings and Trust De-
The boys contend they’re worse than parement
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hash.
Interest at < curreut rates on checking
acvQUnts.
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"Allowance,
thev do her to cite.
TWr. .r. AhMB ..4
| (m< ml.t.r., M(4 ,,
O-ir little
And say "Miss Garfield we are right ?* ’
a laww
o„
re<.rdlnf Ih>
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Ranking,
explaining
how
to
do
your
•t Wr laaily caa alt.nl t. BM thaai.
For when you to this apply the ’’rule’’
banking by mail ia ready.
It would not work in any school.
Send for a cupJL It’e free for the
Pot short-hand. Pitman is all right,
asking.
But on such things we boys don't bite, i
Vergsl Mauri’ll. froru 0<’e»n I ark, !<•
on the lake vi iting thiew ek, and «e
understand that he is out deer hunting.
Wonder if he will get captured.
Nearly all of lhe people on Saniilake
went to Tillamook Monday for witnesses
on lhe Heinhree trial.
Mr. aud Mrs. U. S. Edwards gave a
fine Easter dinner Sunday, Those pre.
sent were as follows ; Mr. and Mrs. L.
A. Hoyt and family, Mr. and Mrs. Ira
Dtniond and family, Mr. and Mrs. E. E.
Webb and family, Mr. and Mrs. E. R.
Hayes and family and Mr. J. R. lotnp-
son. Avery enjoyable day was spent
with music and games.
Mr. E E. Webb and eon Clyde, made
a trip to Tillamook City Monday.
Tillamook County Bank.
Good
Trading as a Fina Art.
A grocery store iu Nelson, Lanct«
shire, was managed by a collier’s wife.
One night the good woman was com-
polled to leave the shop for a short
time In charge of her husband, giving
him full instructions how to act and
especially cautioning him that in the
event of a customer presenting a jar
or pot and asking for treacle, jam or
pickles be "must be sure and weigh
th’ pot.”
Full of confidence, the collier install
ed himself behind the counter. In a
| short time a lad ran Into tbe shop and
piped out:
“I want two pound o’ pickles fur ml
faythur, and here’s th’ pot.”
The good man carefully weighed the
pot yid exclaimed:
BOULDER CREEK.
"5«ay. lad, th’ pot weighs enough
life. T. Saueres went to Tillamook last bowt pickles, but I’ll gl’ thl one or two
Monday to take out his citizen papers we anyway.”—Liverpool Mercury.
are informed.
Mr. Bay h sheared his goats last week
and reports that in consequence he lost
twenty head during the storm wc had
Friday and Saturday.
An Eister entertainment was given at
W. D Gladwill’B barn, Sunday, which
proved to be a very enjoyable gathering.
Owing to the diNagreeable weather the
attendance was not so large as had been
expected. Nevertheless,
those who
braved the elements seem to feel amply
repaid. Rev. Williams, of Beaver, gave
a short discourse in the forenoon taking
” the Resurrection” as his theme. Then
followed a very enjoyable season (es
pecially to the " old backs’’ who weie
out in full fore»), namely, the dinner
hour. Baskets, pails, pans and boxes
all contributed their savory contents to
fill the three long tables with toothsome
daintiea. After an hour and a half spent
in
pleasant social intercourse, the
audience was called to order by the
stirring notes of a bugle call, played by
Mr. Frank Bennett, who also assisted in
a number of the songs with the
trumpet. The exercises beginning at
two o’clock, with a song service con
sisted of Easter carols, songs and recita
tions by the children, young and old,
selected reading, etc. A vocal solo by
Mr. Frank Bennett was applauded.
His Apprenticeship.
"Yes,” said Mr. Pater, with ill con
cealed pride, "tny youngest boy makes
some smart remarks at times. Only re
cently he asked me what It meant to
be an apprentice. I told him that It
meant the binding of one person to an
other by agreement and that one per
son so bound had to teach the other all
be could of his trade or profession,
while the other had to watch and learn
how things were done and had to make
Beware of Ointments for Ca himself useful in every way possible.”
“What did he say to that?" asked one
tarrh that Contain Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the sense of of the audience.
smell and completely derange the whole sys
“Why, after a few minutes the young
tem when entering it through the mucous sur
faces. Such articles should never be used ex rascal looked up at me and said, ‘Then
cept on prescriptions from reputable physicians,
as the damage they will do is ten foil to the I suppose you’re apprenticed to mother,
good you can possibly derive from them. Ha I s aren’t you, dad?’’’—London Answers.,
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney &
Co., Toledo, <»., contains no meicurv. aud is
taken iuterually, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the ays eiu. In buying
Hail’s < atarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine
It is taken internally, and made in Toledo.
K*J ^hrney A Co. Testimonials free,
Sold by Drugists, price 75c. per bottle,
lake Hall’s t amily
Pills for constipation.
—
constipation.
like Schil
makes
nottFouble;
of
ready.
?
Economizes the use of flour, but
ter and eggs; makes the biscuit,
cake and pastry more appetiz
ing, nutritious and wholesome.
$
N otice for 1’ vbucation .
Ulin«! .jioivn
States urn
Land
Office,
IM V/JllCf,
.
1 l ‘ ’ ortlHnd, Ore.,
c.„, April 14. 1908,’
Notice in hereby Riven that the North'
ern Pacific Railway Conipnny has filed
in this office its application to select,
under the provisions of the Act of
Congress, approved July 1, 189«, a>
extended by Act of Congress, approved
•May 17, 19n6. the Ne
of Sw U ,.f
Section 31. tp 2 south, range 10,west.
Any andall persons claiming adversely
the lands desci itsd,or desiring to object:
because of the ininera) character <d t lie
land, or for any other reason, to the
dwposal to apphemt, should filetheir
ffldaviisof pio est in this office, on or
before the 28-d day of May. 1 »08,
A lgernon S. D resser ,
r t ■ u
i .
Register.
11 le U ■ t,,,s'“n“'e 'he TtUauiook
Headlight, published at Tillamook Ore
as tl.e irewspa|«r in w hich the al eve
notice is to lie published
A lgernon S. D ressfb ,
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Grape Cream of Tartar.
It Has No Substitute
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Coughs,Colds.
CROUP,
WhoopingCough
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$
> pteawnt tn take.
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Herbert Cp.ncer and the Puddles.
On no one occasion was Herbert
Spencer known to ride when going to
a dinner, yet so carefully did be guard
himself against the chance of soiling
his dress shoes that he habitually car
ried ............
a bundle
of old newspapers under
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his arm. These were for the purpose
of being dropped, one by one. into each
mud puddle he might encounter on
crossing the street. By tbe time be
reached his destination the store of pa
pers was exhausted. Muddy shoes on
the return walk did not matter to him
in the least.—London Caterer.
For Emergencies.
A banking reserve Is for use, not
merely for show. It Is for U9e in times
of emergency. Yet some bankers look
upon their reserves very much as the
superintendent of a hospital regarded
its emergency bed. A patient all bang
ed up In an accident was brought to
tbe hospital one nlgbt and was told
that there was no room for blm. "Why
not put bim in the emergency bed?” I’
was suggested. "If we put him in th»
emergency bed.” It was replied, "then
we would have no emergency bed."-
Wall Street Journal.
A Clever Scheme.
Mother (examining school report)—
How did you come to have such good
marks in arithmetic thia week? Tom-
my—Well, you see, It wns this way:
We had ten examples a day. and 1 got
the teacher to help me to do five, ^ad
Eric Jones got her to help him on tha
other five. Then we swapped help»-
See?—Harper's.
Powder
First Bank & Trust
Company,
The First American Duel,
In the year 1630 occurred tbe first
duel known to have taken place oa
American sell. The principals, Edward
Doty and Edward Leister, were serv
ants of41 Mr. Hopkins, one of the New
England colonists. Tbe men bad quar
reled over some trifling matter and re
sorted to the field for its settlement
The affair was stopped by the authori
ties but not before one had been
wounded In the thigh and the other In
the hand. There wns no law covering
such matters, but the governor of the
province decided that the men should
be punished nevertheless. At bls or
ders they were sent to have tbelr heads
and feet tied together and lie in that
condition twenty-four hours without
food or drink. They suffered so much,
however, that they were released at
the end of an hour.
It contains no oo'um nr
««Mtyto • kak) ai to » adalL
^KtlSttnts. largt
s« ceiS-
Impartial.
“Mr. Scatterton prides himself oa
being strictly impartial.”
"Yes,” answered the una ratable man.
"1 once went shooting with him H
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didn’t seem to care wjiether be hit tbt
rabbit, the dog or one of his friends
Th. Dangerous Caw.
One of the surgeons of a hospital
asked no Irish help which be consid
ered the most dangerous of the man?
cases then tn the hospital. "That. sir.
said Patrick as he pointed to a case of
surgical Instruments.
Man s wrinkled face is tbe origin«!
time table-Dallas News.
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