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XII j I j AMUOK HRiAJJljlCiHL, a KKI-L 9.
THE BUGLE CALL
EDITORS :
ClCKKONIASS—
E liza D awson ano E lsie S lovell .
E meksonians —
F.i mi k A llfn and C loyd D awson .
The new Senate Bill, to be introduced
bv Wheeler, of Wheeler Co., to prohibit
the marriage ot American girl« to fore
igners, has caused a great »leal ot -hs
«.nssion. It »« astonishing to note ho*
many politician» there are among the
Kiris».
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H WHN very quiet in tbe leiith grad*
iiifit Monday lot tb< “Novi’*” hr
ahMf-nt.
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I van I
Ids. • *ti, ol thejuniot ' I d . ‘5 is
visiting in Grau 14 Fass, and in M tending
the t.iuiiis Pas« High School, s* I us to
keep u|> Ins work and finish with his
class next year.
Monmouth State Normal, we notice the
familiar, solemn face of Edgar Mnnann,
a T.H.S graduate,, who in there prepar
ing himself for finit class work ip ihr
teaching profession.
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Last week finished the seventh mom >■
of our school. It is hard to realize that
less than two months work lies between
us and the sommer vacation '
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From the arguments som-* of our
short hand writers have in interpreting
theit hieroglyphic«, wo are afraid a
I public »peaker might be shamefulh mis
represented, if any of them w<m to rt
port h'« speech.
A. >•
.fr-<si* Iirmaldhon, who was sirk all
last w*-ek, is ba« k in school again.
• «to IN
grandma,” cried Melissa as soon as she
had finished,
‘ Are thechildren tiling vou to death'
tskt-d mamma, as she came in to put u«
co brd. "No, I v»aa just telling them a
stori grandma said.
I hen we told grandma good nigh*
and went with n arnma.
GARIBALDI.
I
BLAINE.
L'U A'11 Icy and Archie were th.
guente of Gsiibaldi people Suiur luv »nd
Sunday. Lee helped himeelf to co rie o'
our good clams,taking quite a few lioum
with him.
Mrs. Cha» JohfiK<»n is undei th
wo-dher this wuek. Dr. Smith wmh call*'*
to lu r th« other evening.
I ’/nit* a bit of r«al «»tat« being han«il»*d
lou'u thia way
Ml-“ Emilia Swenson. om w-hool
i.^.,oh^r -pe.nl Suturdav and Sunday
« nn in r parents near rillnmook.
Mm. t'liae. Tetnperley. luotlier. Mm
RuggleH, and little daughter Su lla, upenl
Tu sday with Mis Gutman and family
at Hobaoiivdle.
The Elmore and Gerald C came in over
the bar Tuesday aft.-rniain.
Arthur Evans made a flying trip to
I'illaiiiook last week.
Mm. McMillan and daughter Dunn '
left for Cloverdale Monday morning
Best is
Hurry back Mrs. Mac, as Mr. Mac m
advertising for a cook already.
ness-like naine; you know
Agues Tone accepted a position ii the
it
and
home of Mrs. Meininick, at Hobson vilb
last week.
Saturday morning while the engines ,
Your grore» rehir«« rouf mono/ 11 >ou Aon’t
were running in the mill ar llobsonyille, ,
lit« it w«pa> hia
one of the steam pipes parted from the
boiler, scattering steam and water, but
He Got What He Needed.
no one was hurt.
“ Nine »nar.-i ago ii looked as if my
Sheriff Crenshaw was down around
tin.e I ad -•onie. - say Mr. C. Farthing
the bay Saturday.
-. ‘I was 140 run
'ot Mill < re**k, 1' d. T
Twr.
Charley McMillan «pent Saturday and , dowt.
n tf
v. »
. ’ life hm.g on a very slender
thread it was Then my druggist recom-
Sunday with hie parents.
The new bridge leading up to t> >■ lueod»- J Eketrie Bitters. 1 bought a
1 got what I needed—
bottle and
i
cannery makes quite an improvement i
strength i I hail one foot in the grave.
to Garibaldi.
hut Electric r Bitter« put it back on the
Some of the supplies for the Life Sav turf again, and I’ve been well ever
8ui'‘i
Soln under guarantee at Chas.
ing station came in on the Elmore.
I Clough’s drug store. 50c.
The la grippe has been trying very hard
to get John Hobson the last two weeks.
K A. D. PERKINS,
The clam flats do not get lonesome I
this kind of weather.
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I
Proving Hi. Motto.
••YVell Sir." erelaltned the mllllon*It«i
The 1» grippe rivu.it.ni» our neighbor- -what do you want this ®“ra'"«?”our
•Tve come again to ask for y
I.O.X1 nl.nu» with thmc.ldwe.ther and
daughter." »aid the poor but ambltloua
han gripped B"nie
d hsr<,‘
Mt. Hebo ha. received a Ire.h coatnqt ^“Haveu I told you six times over
of snow.
nn as many different days that It B
Abbie R'charil» and Grandpa Co'11»"" ^t” tbeyquestion?
went to the. city hull week. Hows mean by borherlng me in this way?
You are making a nuisance of .vour-
bachmg. Rob *
L P Gr i vhaa la>n<hl F'.rrea» A vers
"e'n I seem to be more persistent than
rai'Ch and Forrest low moved onto Bob
circumstances warrant, I must Insist
Ricliarda’ I"«er place.
10 blame.
Ml. and Mis Dee M on spent Sunday that y<»u, sir.
• Me!" shoiitesl the Indignant old man.
evening at Jamea IVooda.
don’t understand you.”
Mrs Mills IS auxin in our neighbor- “I •There
' said tile man who loved bls
Ito d •el'ms post cards.
daughter as be pointed to a motto over
n il, VA.e.lsis laid up with the neu lhe banker’s desk. “Is my excuse for
coming here .lav after day. ‘If at first
r.ihgU'
Ralph ’V.'lnli made a ti ip to Tillamook. von don t succeed, try. try. try again.
,1 ,i Holh'tt lias his cheese factory IK, ,ou lielievc In that sentiment, or
rioo.o.x toll l.l nt now. D. 11. .Mein Imve you put It up there simply to <le
eelve people?"
,
i \r m clm«tk«r.
Af'iu- be had scratched his head
J J. Hovis* r 18 making »<>nie new
I awhile tbe mean old plutocrat said:
fem’p.
“Yes, I believe iu that 1 haven t
I, P i»iav wont to the city last ue*‘k succeeded yet In making you under
Mr. and Mrs Curl and family visited stand that my daughter shall not be
at Forrest Avera Sunday.
come the Wife of a fool, but 1 am going
Mi Phillqs of Spruce, was up to see to keep mi trying till I do! Good morn
Ilia homestead one day last week.
lug!”
And that time be did It—Strand
Maggie CreecV is home from Hemlock.
Magazine.
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When Actor» Play to Actor».
“When be (Heury Irvingi eugagejg,
i to play Ophelia lu 18T8 be asked
go down to Birmingham to
play, aud that night I naw what | ,|,sï
always consider the perfection ot
Ing. It hud been wonderful in 1874. ^
1878 It was far more wonderful," w^(|
Ellen Terry In McClure’s. “It ),as
said (hut when he bad tbe 'advanta»'
of my Ophelia bls Hanilet ituproved.
I don’t think so. He was always qt|(,
it,dependent of the people win, wbllll
he played. Tbe Birnilugbani night I»
know I was there. He played-l saj n
without vanity—for me. We piajeN
are not above that weakness, If p |w,
weakness. If ever anything inspire«
us to do our best It is tlie presence |n
the smilence of some fellow nrtwt
must. In the nature of things, knw
more completely than any one what w,
Intend, what we do. what we feel, 71,,
res|>"iise from such a member of
umllence files across the footlights to
us like a flame. I felt it once when I
played Olivia liefore Eleu Hora Duae. |
felt that she felt It once when she play-
ed Marguerite Gautier for me."
Roth the Freshman and th« -»■•pho
more classes took hook-k*-*-pim» »hi* v«ar
on account of the chrinv*' *n • hr «•»•n»***
oistudv
lbw made a class ot fortv.
but give them two whole recitation
periods for the work each day, and they
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Th« Topsyturvydom of Religion.
Mr. Me Millan was at school IflRt we*k will finish the whole year’s work this
At the opeulug of King Edward VII.'i
rind succeeded in getting pictures ol the week.
first parliament be bad to repeat after
the lord chancellor an oath which con.
societies, the Fieshman class and Soph
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demued In almost brutal worda all
The play is prog resting nicely. They
omores. He gave up the inn when the-
things papistical. Yet held aloft by 1
««y that Midget is learning her part
Juniors lined up.
Protestant peer for all Protestants to
well. Midget is the dog in the plav.
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What the Cat Had.
reverence was a veritable emblem of
Wilbur "What are Spring beAUties?’’
The teacher of the Sunday school
s
a
class was telling the little boys about papal supremacy—a quaint little bon.
Some of the boys like to sing “Iola,
Lvnii • “Violets.”
net of crimson velvet turned up with
but thev sometimes forget ami sing “Mv
it U 3
temptation and showing how It some
ermine. This is the cop of mainte
The junior ria s «ill put ”11» an nnnnnl sweet Viola,’’ instead.
times came in the most attractive form
nance, anil so sacred Is It that no
this veat on the pl.I I ot the college an.
e s e
She used as an Illustration the paw of
what
hands but royalty may finger It Time
Sneaking of “Grand Duchies,” how
nuals, only tin a s h -'h scale. It wit’
a cat.
tbe premier marquiH, whose hereditary
what
•Now ” said she. “you have all seen
contain many article« iud pictuir», about Cloyd ?
right it Is to carry it, balanced It some
it
Is
as
soft
as
vel-
a
p
preci
at
co
by
any
the
paw
of
a
cat.
which will be
what after the fashion of a conjurer
vet
Isn
’
t
It?
”
one interested in Tillamook High School.
“Popular student” dosen t seem to he
upon a white staff. This cap wu
the
class.
•‘Yessuui.” from
The Juniors are now very buisy collect discouraged by his accident,but has been
granted to Henry VIII. by Pope Leo
“And Jou have seen the paw of a X. In the middle ages it was held u
ing photographs and writing articles quite buisy catching the things th it
dog?”.
for the book. Mr. Bramwell and Miss come his way, especially base-balls, He
symbolic of the overlord, only being
“Yesaurn.”
Hannenkrat are kept buisy taking or has also been elected captain of the
granted to vassals and feudatories
“Well, although the cat's paw seetns
whom tbe lord wished to honor, so that
Emersonian base-ball team.
ders tor the annual.
like velvet, there Is nevertheless cod -
It Implies as nothing else could the su
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vested iu it suioething that hurts. What
premacy of the pope over the kings ot
In assembly Monday morning it was
Dr. Allen has recently performed the
Is it?”
England.—London Standard.
decided that the two literary societies wonderful operation of cutting oft a
No answer
should give a free public program near patient’s head. The patient being Lynn
“The dog bites.” said the teacher,
What Makes the Heart Deat?
the dose of school, It will be made up Eberman. The operation being quite suc
•when he is iu auger. But what does
Professor Jucciues Ioeb. tbe celebrat
of the best features of our regular pro- I cessful except that when the head was
the cat do?”
ed biologist. In bts book, “L'ynnmla
replaced it faced the wrong wav. For
I
“Scratches.” said a boy.
grams.
“Cotrect.” said the teacher. noddlDg of Living Matter,” has shown that 1
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more information sec Miss Lvxter or
her head approvingly. “Now, what has strip cut from the ventricle ot the
Ata meeting of the Senior Clas: held Violet Noyes.
heart put in a solution of ciiloride ot
the - at got that the dog hasn’t?”
on Friday last after the school. they
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“Whiskers?” said a boy on the back siailum will continue to beat for 1
chose blue and cream as their class
Grandma’s Story.
number of days, until putrefaction»ti
seat Home Magazine.
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color, and decided to purchase class
Mary Whitney, ’] 1
RESIDENT DENTIST.
In. He says this can be done with u
ings in.tend of pins, but they have not
Grandma had come for a week's v
ordinary-muscle after it has bees ci-
«ANULARE
Tifilo* in Olsen Building.
tLtile Blunders.
decided oil their class motto yet.
at our house. I was only four thru «
(»pen Dû lave by Appointment
Some curious errors have crept Into tlrpated from the body. This « •old
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my sister three year» older, ami I hi’
E verybody in busy this fine wrath-»
AH '*/ >rk Guaranteed.
the Bible at various times, giving tend to prove that the heart Is a cbem
Marbles seem to be the most interest,
leal mai'tiine anil that It is all due to
ph.wing and getting ready to put in thou I'll LAM«»<>K.
to hear grandma tell stories.
OREGON. names to the editions containing them
itig sport at present, particularly among
After supper, her first evening there, crops.
Here are some Instances: The “Un chemical action. The muscular con-
the smeller boys.
XOITCE KOK PUBLICATION.
she went with us into the front room ti
Mr», Orah Hayes received the iad
righteous” Bible, from tbe misprint traction Is probably due to the substi
1-t pd •i»x---nt t the lu enor,
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“the ‘unrighteous' shall inherit the tution of Bodlutn foi ealctum salts U
the open fire. ‘‘Grandma,” Isaid as
new« of her mother's death Mr» Oabui n
l and Office at Portland, Ore.,
On account of the short time remain
April <th, l<^ 8.
kingdom; ti e “Plncemakers’ ” Bible, the cells of tlie muscles.
as we were seated, “won't you h’ll us a I tHi .Saturday. Mrs. Oatmrn war ♦»’ !
i
.
p
»
r<
by
iiven
that
EMANUEL
T,
ing for the oiayers to practice for the
The difficulty of this theory is that It
story ? You tell such nice ones ’ “Ye«, Vearn old and leave« a hu-hand and ihr- e ?«i AKE\ of i la.ne, Oregon, ha» tiled notice of "blessed are the placemakers’ ” (peace- doos not explain the control of tin
High School play the House of Repre
I tiIs Hilt iiou to rank« final i«vtB yeat proof makersi; the “Printers'” Bible, "the
children to mourn their innt». The chil .n‘■upp'irt. of in. claim, viz. Homestead Entry
sentatives was adjourned fra the lust do Grandma,’’ cried Melissa. “AH right;
N'i Ij'J?-. matle December nth, i^o, fo? the ‘printers' (for princes» have persecuted muscles. It is plain that the problem
of control Is not solved by the chem
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meeting to permit au extra rehearsal on wait.until I think of a good <»ne, ’ *-6« dren are Mr«. Grab H i hh , Mr«. J. H.
! s<’’4, see. io and Sw ‘4 Sw
ot ¡»ection u, ip me;' the “Treacle” Bible, “Is there no
said.
Reynolds and Mi Ollie Onhini.
the play. The business b-tore the- House
1 : south range J west, and that said proof will ‘treacle’ ibaltni tn Gilead?” the "Vin ical theory.
Howard Harris ma I** a trip to Sand h» made before tht U 9. Commi-s.oner, at Till- egar" Bible, “the parable of the ‘vine
We sat very still while she thought
lor the next meeting will be the eligibil
Oregon, on May 20th, 1908,
and
finally
she
began.
lake
Saturdby nod n turned to Tills unwok.
A Fair Chance.
He uHnies the following witnesses to prove gar ” (vlneyardi: the "Bug” Bible,
ity of Mr. Dawson, House resolution No.
his continuous residence upon and cultivation “thou shall not be afraid of ‘bugs'
“
It
was
many
vearw
ago
when
I
was
m<n»k
Sunday.
Mi»*»
rue
Owens
ac
Dressed In tbe latest and most ip
. resolved that statement No I should
of »aid land, viz .
that fa'her and companied him.
John Borba. ot Beaver Orcgun, Gus Chopard, (bogles' hr night;" the "Breeches” Bi proved motor cycling costume, wid
bi. abolished, mid any other business only right years old
I of Beave , Oregon ; Ralph Buudy, of Braver, ble, "they sewed tig leaves together toggles all complete, the motor cycliit
mother
took
me
many
miles
from
home.
U.
S.
Edwards
made
a
trip
to
H.
' Oregon ruonu - Coulson, f Hemlock, regon.
that may be brought iq between this
ALi KhNON S. D rksser , Register.
and made themselves ‘breeches;’ ” the gayly toot-tooted his way by Begenti
out into the wild fxontier, where there Mih- Monday and back, riding »huiiK h
time and then
In the County Court ot tbe State of Oregon, “Idle" Bible, "woe to the ‘Idle’” (Idol), park toward tlie zoo. Suddenly be
were
hut
few
settlers
and
many
bad
mute
both
ways.
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for the County of Tolk
and finally the "Wooden Leg" Testa slackened, dismounted and said to 1
Our Sandlake bear huni- r«. who go’ h the mattv of the guar-'|
.‘tan. ent I p “ meeting the Sopho- Indian*. He settled near another man.
di.tnsi.ip uf the estate of |
ment, so called from the frontispiece small, grubby urchin:
Hern’.11 i> Bovet Meril A |
lores ••leetod '•'< following; nH,< ers. Mr. Washington, but besides this unt Heart d at a chip monk 'usl fall and did
"I say, my boy, am I right for tbe
depleting Satan limping with a wooden
I
Royer.
Bldon
F.
”
we
had
n<>
neighbors
for
many
miles
not.
get
home
until
suim*tim-
4ft**r
dark,
presid'it, '•Ils
.......... . pi evident,
Martha R Bo ver ..X:|
zoo?”
leg.
“Mt. vVaHhfiigton had a little girl a bout have picked up murage mo mon »nd I met F Hoyer, August |
I'larence’ tan. v . se. iet>n y •■sd treasurer,
The boy gasped at so strange a sight
1 Auer, guardian.
Lillinu Andeitor.. It was idryo decided to my age, whose name was Mar, and wr have set a trap. So we expect the hoy«
NOTlCR !M ----
Hhkf-BV G iven ,—That in pur-
Just a Fish Story.
and thought It must be some new am-
playrd togrthri most ottbetiiu» At firat i i » Murnish iis with fre- h tieui men’ -til I huancr of ati r'lcro* th< Ho net able County
keep the class color“ blue and white.
We cannot refrain from recording Dial for the gardens.
' • < ui 1 .»t th< -■«•»«
... . .. »f Oregon,
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... for
___ the County
_
I win afraid the Indians would carrv us | the .iimmer, providing tn» i ir.i
gv xj • Poikr tnadc on the 29th dav of lune, 1907. the most curious capture of a tish that
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"You may be all right if they haves
!
>v
thr
man
'
"
•
r
of
tlu
guardianship
«»f
rhe
1 heo.
‘Wliat kind >1 a mai I. ” - uld aw-iy, but as time passed ' forgot ♦bout j a run as there WRSlabt :p.e:<.n
I t «tr.o <.f Het »ran D Hover Men! A Boyer, I has come to our notice. The circum spare cage,” lie said when lie could 6ml
b. Bo • Matthu R Rover and lJelmer stance was retailed many yours ago by Ills tongue, “but you'd ha' Btood * I*1
.vo'ild vou iiiak. altci a livc-dol u gold them, a»» I seldom saw one, but Mac »nd i
Th» candidates for county wtti< »•, muRl Fldon
r hoa . t
(letter chance if you d 'd a tail!”—Loa-
nii.e lai mg m the road ”
I were told not to go tar from home | be a little afraitl of onr ^»ndlatee » vad*«.
Tb
tu.kiMgnett, the guardian of the ■Mr. Heathcote. one of the great au
• >f wai l wards, will from tn«l after thorltlea on rhe fens A Mr. Richard
ilon Answers.
Yilbur ' A question nmik
alone on account <d them. However. »Mi we hbve nokbreii ablé U» «hak» iiandr , ■■«t.itv
lhr IBihtlat • •! May, 1908. oficr for salt-, and
Theo. ''I'd make a rlic.h alter it.”
scllatunv .tu s.leto the highest bidder for -ion of I’eteriHirough was skating on
alter we had been there tor over a *rai wnh a »ingle ape of them v«i
ca-tlii»
subject t<>'tuititniation by the .likes w hen the ice was very clear,
Lewi* Carroll'* Humor.
and had never been hurt w’e got vcri
on < otintv Cotnt, all the right, title, inter
Notice All wishing to take lessons in brave’ and one afternoon we went boat
An English magazine gives s°ml
y.wi t..ti i - i it« (,t ».lid v.-ards lying and being and he noticed a large pike swimming
in lhe County of Tillamook anti State of In front of him. The fish was terrifled amusing pieces of Ia*wls Carroll's >>«■
BEAVER
elocution apply to Wilbur Burdick. Wil riding by ourselves, without letting ou
Oregon and described as follows
The East hall ot the North East quarter, by the apparition and swam In front of mor from the forgotten pages of Ov
bur has decided to give up the study of tolks know where we were going After
On l»st Thursday, April 2nd. at high anti the East half of the "south East quarter the skater until It stopped from sheer ford pamphlets. During tlie eh-ctiou it
electricity and become a great orator.
of
section 17. in Township 6 South of Range exhanstion The skater broke the Ice
rowing about a quarter ot a mile up n«HMi, occurred the wedding of Mr 9 West
Oxford In 1805 be gave vent to the fol
of th< Willamette Meridian and con
the river we started to Hoat back, when Robert A. Wayinire and M imn Mamie taining !»»<» acres.
and took out the flsb with his hand, lowing Euclidean deflultion: "Plain so
The Freshman class held class meeting
Terms and conditions of sale. Cash in hand,
we »aw two Indians in a cama- coming Pm tar. at the residence of the bride on and subject to the dower of Bertha Royer which proved to be a pike weighing perflclallty is the character of a spwb
last Friday evening and elected Viola
therein Bid« tor said property will be re
towards us. There was no use in tri kamier s Creek.
The ceremony was irivedby iru at Sheridan. Yamhill County. twelve pounds It Is a story difficult In which, any two points tielng takfl
Mafie«, |>*r«i<lrnt . M h I i I c Edmunds,
even for a fisherman or a local histo tbe speaker is found to lie wholly ’¡d
mg to get away as they were very near, »terformed by Rev. Williams of Beaver, Oregon.
A ugust At kh .
B German,
vice-president ; and Lynn
rian to cap - London Outlook.
Guardian.
regard to those two points.” A ootr b
so we tried not to act frightened ami in ihe presence of a few invited guest«.
Dated
this
9th
day
of
April,
19OR.
Mcrctnry «ini »rc«siircr,
also given on the right appreciation
thought they might leave us alone But The young couple start out with fine
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Not Disturbed.
examiners: “A takes In ten liook* •«
Wnnted bv Lvnn Rbrrmnn • 'ne violet this they did not do, for thev came up prospects before them ami with the In-st
Nassau William Senior, the English gets a third class; B takes in the d
to
us
talking
very
fast
to
each
other,
only one tor Unit in »11 the “House
wishes of their many friends,
economist. was a frequent atuiners and gets a second. Find tb»
The
of
tea is political
took ns into their canoe ami went on up
would |>ermit.
guest of laird Lansdowne at Lans- value of the examiners In terms «
Mr, Rob Wayinire has an eve to husi.
the
river
for
about
three
miles.
Then
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downe House and on one occasion was Issiks, also thetr-value lu terms when
ness in securing a uife »itli a home
little:
a
The Sena tn hnsadiom ued until after they took us out and made us walk very
busily writing, quite abstracted as
already prepared.
tbe plnyers have finished practicinq. You fn«t fora longdistance. Once Mae tried
of a cent a cup! a cent- usual, in a room full of company when no examination is held.”
Enquire
Dunstan
had
a
ease
hefr
re
tearing up her apron and dropping pieces
Tom Moore was singing. The scratch
sec the play is very important.
Solicitou*.
and-a-haif or two
of his pen was not an agreeable ac
along the trail so we could lie found, him Hie other day for the first. A Mr
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An old lady unaccustomed to trV“'
Harold
“Wliat is your favorite but one of the Indians saw her and said ----- was arrested for giving whiskey to
companiment and at last one of tbe Ing Innocently seated herself in a fli”
for the
breakfast!
company asked very politely, “You are class carriage, although she only bad a
study ? ’*
if she did it anv inure he would kill m minors, lie came liefore Enquire Dun
Your
rrn.
..turn,
,
O
gr
m,.„,
If
rM
not fond of music, Mr. Senior?” “No, ’ third class ticket. Tbe guard, (hint
Wilbui “Litemture-cspecially Burke.” both They made us walk in a stream stan and pl»*aded guilty, and was bum.d
he replied, "but It does not disturb Ing she had made a mistake, P”PP™
me*
J Uk« “M hiUuiv * b-.i we pa, f,,m>
tor more than a mile at one time so no • »ver U» Court, under » |;k»o U>mt
me In tbe least. Pray go on.”
The short hand clas«e« are t»r enough one could follow our trail. The trail
his head Into the carriage and Inqoi
I be Nestucca valley musi h.- gertmg
atonic now to tranHcriht their work upon was so strep that we g«»t too tired to quite attractive to men of busin»-«». A
"Are you first class, ma'am?”
Careful About Worry.
“No. sir, not altogether," she rep®*
the typewriters and ttor merrv click «it
walk after a while,so the Indians cameo new store at Three Rivers, »nd a new
A physician was recently attending a “but much brighter than I was, than
the machine* may tie heard at most any us and we went to sleep in thru arms, store at Hrnel Bend. Well,
Uie good
patient whose husband came to see you.”—London Scraps.
time of the day.
only to wake in a wigwam. All the In work go on.
him concerning her condition and
« • W
dian» were very g<»od l<» us to til one
greeted him with the words. "Mr
Ed Kinnarnan has -tartr I up hi
Wanted, hy Albert Brum wet! V pair
Cau*« For Worry.
Irving, do you tlilnk there Is any need
evening we tried to run iwai Ol cour»e cheese factory, and now we will hav
"Did you have a good time st 1
>»t seven leaKVt hoot«.
I thev caught and brought us back. Ti en
for
auy
Ou
necessary
anxiety
about
my
»otue nice wood cheese
musical?”
• • 4
wife ?M -Arfunaut
“No," answered Mr. Cutnrox.
\\r have a tine li«t of tnagazines in the wr found they were going to tmru oe
The young people of the «'ommut*itv
ery time the band played a
hitfhechool library thia year. They make alive. We did not care very much for gave Mr. and
K b Wavmire m
Gu«s«ad It.
enjoyed I got worried for fear it <**
out of the most valuahle feature» «»t oar we thought we would never tie found old fashioned serenading the m^ht after
Guest (suspiciously eying the flat- classical enough to be the m-”“’
library, and are jnst one of the many and wou!J rather »lie than tn hy< there ihe wedding They report »¿<^1 ti.nr
1 .(.
tened pillows and the crlmpled
a g
worth.”—Washington Star.
i sheets»— Look here, landlord, this
thin«« the societies are «bit to give the Hut while they were danang around the
\«mug .Miss Jeesie J (hint, «laughter
.__ ___
bed
fire
on
which
we
*e»e
to
be
hnrnrd.
«
school from tLc profits of their enter
A. W. Ginn, i» «till on the sick bsl
has been slept in! Landlord (trlum
Willing to H*lp-
»hot was beard Or»e Indian kll .feud and with indication« of typhoid lev»?.
Jbantly)—That's what It's meant for!
tainment«.
Our magazine list is
“I suppose old Cashman h»’
World’s Work, ’ “bmvesa.” “Review the rest fkd. Mae and 1 were w.v much
WenotK-e that Henry Davafeou ai,<|
money than he knows wbat W
Renovated.
<»t Reviews.’’ *'Scientific American. • Irigbtfned until father, Mt. W »shinglon »•n. Anhui, are husHen* for work. It
with?”
_
Puffer-
What
’
s
happened
to
my
meer
Supplement,” “ Recreation,1 •‘Pacific and some mom men came up tn 11« toy .tout believe it, JUst walk over ami
"Yes. but his wife and dsughteff
Schaum
pipe?
Mrs.
Puffer-Why.
dear
Then our fright changed to joy.
reaily to supply the needed ¡nM*”
Monthly,**
“Youth’s
Companion
!«ke a look ^yer their farm ami see hou
I notlcd It was getting awfully brown
’l. iJie«' Home |ournnl,‘'and’ Die De- started forborne and reached there «air things look.
I and discolored,
______ , so
__ I _ put a coat of that tlon.”
ly about morning. For over a year wr
lioeator.**
W. learn that there ta to U an all day
! white enamel on It
A Martyr.
#
didn’t go out of sight of the houses and I Lemer aervtce at the barn of Mr W D 1
set
“Mamma, have I got to take »
\li«s Karie Oliver, a graduaU of tins when we <lid. it was to gu back to our Gladwell, aboew Harel Mend. SurnHv.
Variety.
tonight?”
chool. fia» jum finished h fetm of school old homes, and I have never seen an
Vl»ltor--Wby do yO0
aotne of
April 19th. Thera will be a aertnon and
“I'm afraid you have, my dear.
<n the ^‘vH'k l^tstrict and intend« ^oing Indian «ince, without feeling hke getting
I your ptes
u_’e,_ round
r'>nnd and
«nd some
come of them
Tku remedy ris xlwsyt ke ArpesdrJ
•ome literary eiercia«« and a Inwket
“But I haven't done anything
so Portland soon to take a course in tbe out of his way
dinner. Everybody ia invited and aaked I is »luuM ts tske h cssr.lst M ,,»«■ w ¡•quare» Wife-Be. ausa my
we-k to deserve it”—New Yort L“
P(] rUsud Husmes« V oBrj’e.
ha» be-m complaining of sameness of
**Dh. Giandma, T am so glad they to being their hneketa well
filled wnh I •»her lurmfsl drs( isd swy be {Ivea as rettfi-
• • •
h’tind von,»nd broni>ht yon Imek.or you good thrnga to eat. A good
dendy t. • baM n m an adsft.
Th« Fore« of H*b't
M
•octal
tune
ti tbe l
*he school paper of woul.t not I m ,« betn my tar, good
finer IS cists, Ur«a tu« M ctstt.
A certain accouutaut 1» so
b «rpected.
Jertere mpet be content to tast, of hl* profession that when be bi
I their broth.—Latin Proverb.
i
Ing else to do be caats up bls «P*- •
» W •
» » a
COFFEE
Schilling
means
busi
means;
it
you want.
ta
• « «
TEA
cost
good
so very
only third
cents
family
Coughs,Colds,
CROUP,
WhoopingCmigh