TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. FEBRUARY 6,
Selections
A PERSIAN SERVANT.
HIS TERRIBLE EYES.
H« Wai Poetical Evan if Ussiest and
Senator Case Could Almoet Paralyze ■
Men With a Look.
Dishonest.
nt
OATES AND FIGS.
Frugal Far» of th* Deiert Wandarers
of the East-
Y AN ILL FATED SHIP. '£
Mystery «"<• Tr.gady That E"*"”
My py.M.dth. Great C«“*"1'
.
about tk*t
111
There *. « a mystery
■»'
wik
Nothing went right with
fated ship,
stuck at the launch »nd It
ber. She '
coat su extra >350.000 over ami soore
sum set aside for tto■ purpose .to
the
her Into the water. On her tris!
get her boilers burst, killing some of
trip
the Btokers. Then she r»n sgroum
and carried on so outrsgeously that
ner
ber crew
crew thought her surely ben Itched
She hsd started badly While she was
bulhlfng a pay clerk sent by one of
the contractor, with >6.500 in wages
for the men disappeared. 11 na" not
unnaturally assumed that: he had bolt
ed with the money. Ilia wife an
family were left unprovided for. with
the stigma of his supposed crime upon
COIN MOTTOES.
i
Inscriptions That Were a Joy to the
Cynics and Critics.
A collection of coin mottoes gathered
by an Italian student. Amerigo Sc«r-
lulll. "’“8 P'lbllabed In Minerva, an
Italian jierlodlcal. Scarlatti Is of the
opinion that such inscriptions, though
not Intended to lie cyutcal. too often
admit of such an lnterpre >4 n through
I the Irresistible habit of the public of
Ignoring the intention of the designer
1 nud applying the motto to the coin tt-
Giant heads, bodies and brains were ! While Journeying across the desert
I Webster and Cass All the strength of Mrs A. Goodrich Freer, auihor of In
New Hampshire granite was concen ; a Syrian Saddle,” met a lonely travel
that
trated in those two sons. To look upon er tiound for M«leba. On hea,
them made the ordinary man feel the caravan was bound for tL. same
TAILLESS CATS.
small. Wonderful eyes they possessed, place be asked permission to Join
Considerable Doubt 8till Exist* ee to
and men have been known to shiver them. Incidentally he furnished an
Their Origin.
with dread when one or the other al illustration of the difference between
lowed his glance to fall upon them. necessities and luxuries.
M. Gustave Lolsel. a naturalist
We were very grateful, says the
M'rbus when Charles II., king of the
Cass
could look through a stranger tn
the
Isle
of
charged with a mission to
writer, for coffee and an excellent
a
way
to
make
bis
brain
burn
and
his
two Sicilies, had engraved on his sil
Man, baa Just published a long report
lunch
of
sausage,
rotted
meat
and
knees knock together. One searching
ver ducat the Latin words “L’nus non
of a visit to that Island, where be was
stare seemed to destroy all mentality Jam. with white br*J. brought from
Sufficlt," meaning “One Is not enough,"
able to observe the existence of tail
and fill the victim with paralytic emo Jerusalem. We ate our dainties with
all the world insisted on forgetting
less cats, about which there is a lack
some sense of guilt, as the newcomer
tions.
that the king referred to a single scep
produced
his
lunch
of
dates
and
figs.
of precise data and which Darwin
No man dared take liberties with
ter and enthusiastically agreed with
Dates
and
figs,
he
Informed
us,
were
studied for some time.
Cass. In 1840 the proprietor of the
him that one ducat wasn’t enough for
It la rather surprising that there Is a
National hotel In Washington was a the natural food of desert wanderers,
mau who so closely resembled the sufficing to the body, stimulating to lhThlrtv rears after her launch the any one.
divergence of views on the character
On the contrary, a storm of Ironical
great senator from Michigan that he the mind. The wheat, the flesh, above Great Eastern went Into the cemetery
lstica of the animal at present. It is
was often mistaken for him. An old all the alcohol of civilization, were at Birkenhead to be broken up. Wbfie opposition was aroused when Louis de
nevertheless recognized that It Is rare
Bourbon, king of Etruria, in the early
friend, returning from a Journey, en- mere irrelevancles.
she was being taken to pieces the ship
M. Gustave Lolsel had difficulty In pro
Was it not diet such as this—and he
part of the last century Inscribed "VI-
tered
the
lobby
and.
seeing
him
lean
breakers
discovered
between
her
Inner
curing a Manx cat. the seller asking
Ing against the desk, slipped up be waved a pair of sensitive hands over and outer casings of st«'l the skeleton deant Pauperes et Lactentur" on his
from 375 to 025 francs each.
hind and hit him a terrific whack on his ascetic larder—which had enabled of a man. Tapers which had fallen coins. The words mean “Let the poor
There is much discussion about the
the shoulder, saying cheerily and si him to reply to the inquiry of a per- from his clothes enabled bls Identity see and rejoice,” and of course every
coats of these cats. Some people any
multaneously: “Hello, old man! Here ronage as to how many hours a day to be traced. It was the skeleton o one wanted to know why a poor man
they are black. others sandy, others
I am back again. How are you?" he could ride in the desert. “Twenty ■ lie pay clerk who thirty years before should rejoice at merely seeing a piece
again variegated. As for the lull, some
Senator Casa straightened up his six four, your majesty, since a day does 'tad disappeared. There »as no mon of money.
say they have tails without having
On the papal coinage of 1573 bearing
feet thiee nud. turning upon the assail not contain twenty-five?’
Was it not on a diet of figs and dates ey; that was never recovered.
them; others say that, though there Is
the arms of Gregory XIII. are the
ant his terrible, bloodshot eyes, almost
The
supposition
Is
that
the
poor
fel
no tall, yet there Is some. M. Lolsel
annihilated him with a look. Not a that he bad ridden sixty hours without ’ow on going on to the ship was pounc words “Et Super Hanc Petram” (And
aays the tall is lacking, is reduced to a
word w as spoken. That look was am dismounting? Was it your meat eater, ed upon by workmen who knew that upon this rock). Of course the pope
sinewy, knotted, twisted fillet under
ple. The stranger was so “rattled” your wine drinker, who remained ! he had the money with him: that they and the artist who designed the coin
the skin. The posterior part of the anl
that he could not even apologize, but sound and wholesome when necessity stunned him aud. having a small place meant the words to refer to the papa
obliged him to refrain from ablution
uial Is well developed, as if that part
slunk dejectedly out of the hotel.
in the side of the vessel to complete cy, but the evil minded applied them
had been nourished by the tall and bad
Later in the day when congress was for twenty-one days?
crammed
his body lu and built him up i so maliciously to the coin Itself that
At this point he carefully counted
absorbed It. This gives the animal a
supposed to be In session the stranger
In
ft.
No
reward would have Induced 1 the issue was speedily stopped. A sim
ADVERTISING.
distinctive form.
returned to the hotel to shake hands his date stones, observed that two a sailor to sail In that vessel bad he i ilar opportunity for evil tongues was
Did the sjiecles originate locally? The Mightiest Factor In the Modern with the proprietor and tell him all more were yet due to his appetite and
known of the terrible secret sealed up afford«! when the Knights of Malta
This In possible. On the other band.
about the Cass Incident. Walking finished his frugal luncheon.
coined an Issue of dollars with the sign
Business World.
In her walls.—Chicago News.
In a Dorsetshire village there Is a num
bravely
up.
he
laid
his
hand
down
on
of their order, the Maltese cross, and
"Advertising Is today the mightiest
her of tailless cats, progeny of a fe
his friend's shoulder and. without wait
tlielr motto, “In Hoc Slgno Mllltamus”
ONLY A TRAMP.
male cat which lost her tall through factor In the business world,” writes Ing for a greeting, surprised him with:
LAFCADIO HEARN
(In this sign we combat). The ribald
Truman A. De Weese III System, the
accident.
“See here, old fellow, you got me in Raising the Curtain For a Moment on
affected to take It as a confession that
Did the species come from a distant Magazine of Business. "It Is an evo a deuce of a scrape this morning
With
The Way the Writer Got Even
One of Life’s Tragedies.
with them rnouey was truly the sinew
quarter? This again Is possible. The lutlon of modern Industrial competi Why. you know. I took old Cass for
the Heartless Editors.
A recent Incident which bolds In Its
of war.
common cat Is mentioned In n text dat tion. It is a business builder, with a you. slapped him on the back, nearly
"Lafcadlo Hearn, that woucerfi.
A Venetian lira dated 1474 has the
ing from the ninth century ("Laws of potency that goes beyond human de taking off a shoulder, and the old fool simple outlines the possibility of past I writer, worked on newspapers lu hi
sire.
It
Is
something
more
than
a
tragedy
is
described
In
the
New
York
somewhat ambiguous motto "In Tibi
the Welsh Prince Hoelda*') as a rare
looked
at
me
as
If
he
wanted
to
com
youth."
said
a
publisher,
"and
the
Solo Gloria" (To thee alone the glo
animal of recent date. The tailless cat 'drummer' knocking at the door of the mlt murder. The darned old lunatic, 1 Imes. It Is another Illustration of
ruthless way his studies were cb.ing ry). A sequin coined by Cardinal Rez-
Is only mentioned at the Is'glnnlng of consumer, something more than mere why doesn't he stay out of here? He how careless the world Is of the lndl
vldual and how thick Is the cloak ed, cut and butchered was a great wo. gonlco In 1744 bears the words "Vent
the nineteenth century, Or did this salesmanship on paper.
"Advertising Is a positive creative knows"— Again the great senator which one may wrap about his per 1 to his heart.
Lumen Cordium," or “Come, thou light
species come from a wrecked vessel
from
Michigan
straightened
up
his
six
coming from Prussia, where cats of force In business. It builds factories. feet th-ee, again he turned his blood sonality. Not long ago a laborer em ! “lu after years Hearn took a mali of hearts.” Clement XI. Issued a coin
this kind do not seem to have been skyscrapers and railroads, It makes shot eyes, again be looked and again ployed by the Erie railroad in Jersey cious Joy In collecting stories about with an Image of the Madonna, with
abundant, or Japan, Malaysia or the two blades of grass grow In the busi the victim fled. Two mistakes of that City was run over by a train and had editors—editors aud their superior aud the legend “Causa No6trae Laetltlae"
omniscient way with manuscript.
his leg cut off.
Crimea, where the existence of cats ness world where only one grew be- kind in one day!
(Cause of our Joy), and a Venetian
fore. It multiplies human wants and
"One of his stories was of an editor piece with an allegorical figure of Jus
A policeman telephoned for an am
without tails Is on record?
Intensifies
desires.
The
result
Is
that
bulance. The Injured man lay on a to whom a subscriber said:
As a matter of fact, nothing Is
tice, with the words “Nostra In hac
“ 'I enjoyed that poem on the three elfcltas" (Our happiness In this). All
grass patch, apparently bleeding to
CHARACTER
IN
WALKING.
knuwn for certain. M. G. Lolsel re It forces man to greater consumption,
death. Just then a typical railroad ages of man In today's paper, Mr. of these Inscriptions were lrrevently
cords that cats without tails have a hence stimulates his production to
Traits V.hich Ars Rezdily Disclosed tramp In dirty rags sauntered along. Sheers; I enjoyed It Immensely. Do diverted by contemporaries from thetr
profound antipathy toward the ordi keep up with his buying desires.
"Before advertising was developed
He tapped a policeman's elbow.
you know, though. 1 thought that it true object to the money itself.
by One's Gait.
nary cat. He has, moreover, come
“May I ask what's the matter, offi was originally written the seven ages
across another Interesting variety In Into a flno art and before it became a
“There’s a conceited man coming
of man!’
the Isle of Man. a species of chickens factor lu the commercial world the down the street." said the girl In the cer?” he Inquired.
“Man bleeding to death," replied the
“ ‘So ft was. sir; so It was,’ said Edl
without rumps. Tosslbly the climate business of th« manufacturer and mer- group on a corner. “How do I know?
TOMORROW’S BIRTHPLACE.
tor Sheers pompously. 'Yes, the ex
Is unfavorable for the development of chaut was to supply the normal needs By his walk. I can tell the chief trait policeman.
nml
desires
of
the
human
family;
mer
"Would you mind If I looked at tract was originally written the seven Line In the Pacific Where It Shakes
posterior appendices.—From L'Eteu
of any person’s character by watching
chandising was bounded by man's ne him or her walk. For Instance. If a him?" asked the tramp. “I might be ages of mau. but I had to cut It down
dard Egyptian
Hands With Yesterday.
cessities and by his meager knowledge man walks with a heavy lift to his of service.”
for lack of space.'
Most people who have read Jules
of the luxuries which he deemed with hips he’s sure to be obstinate. If he
“Go ahead," responded the officer.
"Another story concerned a weather Verne's “Around the World In Eighty
An Elective Monarch.
In bls reach.”
Bending low over the wounded la report. A reporter, discussing the Days" will remember how narrowly
«Inks down a little on his heels he has
A million of men have died to pro
a comfortable attitude toward life and borer, the tramp asked for water to weather, wrote that winter still lin the traveler missed his bet, having for
serve the constitution as It Is. but
Hint of Untidiness.
the world In general—In fact, he’s a bit wash hts hands and then begged the ger«! In the lap of spring.
Providence has pnssed no law exempt
gotten that In following the sun from
"If you want to study human nt lazy. That woman coming down the crowd for clean handkerchiefs. With
“The editor as he read over the artl east to west he had gained one day.
Ing Americans from the pressure of
ture
just
try
being
a
salesman
fn
a
a
half
dozen
deft,
rapid
twists
he
street
now
Is
a
gossip.
Any
one
could
cle called the reporter up to his desk
events or the operation of nccesshles.
When one crosses the Atlantic from
They will have to accept them, will department store for even a short tell that because of her mincing, fussy made a tourniquet and stopped the and told him that he would cut out London to New York he gains rather
time.
”
said
the
clerk
over
his
evening
flow
of
blood.
gait.
Indecision
Is
the
chief
character
ingly or unwillingly, and will grndtial
that sentence about winter lingering more than half an hour each day.
“Are you a doctor?” some one asked In springs Inp. He said the i lea was From New York to Chicago another
ly find that the only effect of the meal. “There isn't a day but I have Istlc of that woman’s character across
a
quiet
laugh
over
the
remarks
of
cus
the street. Ditli’t you see how she as the man slipped away through the good enough and original and all that hour Is gained, another to Denver, an
chnnges Is to make their choice of a
president, and therefore of Ills cabinet, tomers or, more frequently, would be swings her foot rather hesitatingly In crowd.
sort of thing, but It would not do to other to San Francisco, which is reck
customers.
Today,
for
Instance,
I
was
the air before she puts it down?
“I used to be," he replied as he hur publish because the high moral tone oning time eight hours later than Lon
for cabinet ministers In America are
approached
by
a
well
dressed
elderly
"The man who walks with his knees ried off.
legally only clerks more and more a
of the paper had to tie maintained in don and of course the best part of a
mutter of vital Importance. The preal woman with the request to show her leading Is sure to lie of the pious type
a town full of school girls."
day later than Shanghai and Yokoha
some
cups
nml
saucers.
She
did
not
—the disagreeably pious type, I mean
Patriotism In the Making.
dent of the Pnlted States will In no
ma. In crossing the Pacific there
want
china
ones
something
In
porce
You see that old codger who is cross
Patriotism In New York Is cosmopol
long period of time be the greatest
Staring at Royalty.
comes a time when the day begins,
elective monarch history has ever lain. for ‘common everyday use.' Rhe Ing the road with his stomach seem itan. They have a flag drill fn the
Royalties are early cured of any shy where yesterday and tomorrow shako
said. I brought out samples, and Anal Ing to lead the rest of him—well, of schools in which the children of every
known.--London Spectator.
ly her choice simmered down ton plain course it Is evident that feeding Is his race and clime, as the hymn book ness of being lookwl at. They are there bands and where the traveler Is cheat
white and the other a white with a chief delight. When nn Intellectual says, are taught to salute the stars to to seen, and both the king and ed out of a day in his life.
Lime to Protect Oysters.
queen when they go to the opera and
In mld-Paclfic, going west, one skips
dull grayish green figure, As If to ac
One of the greatest foes to the oyster count for her decision she said to me mnn walks his head leads. That girl and stripes and give "their heads, turn their glasses on the occupauts from Sunday to Tuesday. Going east
Industry Is the starfish, which fre In n most confidential tone: 'I guess TH who sways so Is self conscious. Yes. their hands and tlielr hearts to their of opposke boxes are openly amused he has one day of the week repeated-
quently covers large areas of the sea take the gray ones. They won’t show that girl going down the street has a country." And tn some of the big by the disconcerted looks of persons two Sundays or Tuesdays, as the case
pretty walk, gliding and quiet, but downtown schools you may see chil
bottom to a depth of eighteen to twen the dirt so soon.' " New York Press.
watch out for her; she Is treacherous dren from homes German. Italian. who feel abashed under the inspection. may be.
ty Inches, sometimes blanketing entire
The line of the changing day Is not
In the extreme.
Syrian. Scandinavian. Jewish. Hunga Not a trace of self consciousness is lefi
beds of oysters. The stars are very
on the face of an English royalty, with a straight one. The islands in the Pa
A Pugnacious Super.
"The
man
who
puts
his
feet
down
rfan.
Chinese,
Armenian.
Greek
and
hard to destroy, says Popular Meehan
the exception of perhaps’ a single cific take their time from the continent
When F". It. Benson, the actor, was
les, but It Ims been discovered that training two armies of “supers" for a especially solidly is heavy and some heaven knows how many other nation princess under an artillery of glances
with which they trade and from which
what
stupid
That
little
person
cross
alities
all
Joining
In
this
picturesque
tlielr steady advance can be checked battle, he had some difficulty In per
big the road with a quick, clean step ceremony. It gives one a realizing Such attentions are anything but re they were discovered. Thus the line
with lime. The lime Is placed In paper
suadlng the weaker side to submit to Is energy personified, but he has the sense of the variety of material which rented Indeed, the beautiful Duchess of the change zigzags down the Pa
bags and dropped along the boundary
be conquered Even at the first per sort of energy which has no regard for It put into this crucible we call a city of Devonshire used to say that when cific from south to north, dodging be
of the oyster tied. A paper bag causes
II to descend through the water, and formance the vanquished force, which the rights or feelings of others. The and which fn another generation or the butcher boy ceased to turn round tween the islands.
Included a somewhat pugnacious Irish girl coming out of that store has an two will be simply Amerlcan.-Boston after her in the street she would know
Hence It might easily happen that a
beyond the lime barrier thus form«!
man, who may be called X., upset tra ugly streak In her nature. Don’t you Transcript.
her reign was over.-London Chronicle ship which has already skipped a day
not a starfish will pass. A better
dltlonal usages by severely mauling Its see how she puts her foot down un
would reach an Island which clings to
means for getting the lime to the bot
victors, and the play must have suf willingly as If she were saying: T
San Francisco time. In such a case It
Didn’t Agree With Him.
Talking Through the Nose.
tom Is being devised
fered If the hint of one of the warriors won't! I won’t!' I shouldn't advise
A Carolina man was recently in would be Monday on shore and Tues
So called “talking through the nose"
had not been taken
any man to marry her.
1« not talking through the nose at a’l spectlng a farm owned by him and op. day on the ship.
Life Saving Clothes.
“Look a here, Mr. Benson," he said,
“Of course I don’t pretend to know but rather failure to do so that Is' erated by nn old friend who had press
If the ship's Jolly boat were lying at
A Norwegian inventor has patented “If you want us to lie beaten, you
a suit of clothes which will protect Its must put X. in the other army. That’s thoroughly a person’s character by hts Instead of letting the tone flood Into ed Into service every member of his a wharf, It would be Monday on the
walk, but I do discover his predom the nasal cavity, to lie reenforced family. Including his aged father
wharf and Tuesday on the boat.
wearer against drowning. The clothes the only way.”—London Standard.
Inatlng characteristic."
“The old man must be getting along
there by striking against the walls of
And If a person lives somewhere
are lined with a nonabaorbent mate
the cavity, which act as sounding In jears, said the owner.
near the line he can get a sailboat and
rial made of specially prepared vege
Margaret's Alphabet.
The Quality of Mercy.
•Yes; dad's nigh on to ninety,” was visit yesterday and tomorrow In the
boards for the tone confined within
table filter which without being too
I.lttle Margaret was having dlffi
A notorious mountain moonshiner, that cavity, we shut off the cavity and ine reply.
most delightful fashion.
heavy will effectually hold up the cult; with the alphabet, which was be
“la bls health good?"
weight of n man In the water. Twelve tug taught her In the good old way familiarly known as Wild Bill, was refuse the tone Its natural re enforce
tried before a federal court fn Georgia ment. It takes on as a result a thin hls'Lf'r D0 The 01<’ man aln't been
oilmen of the new material will. It In The letter H was
Advance Thanks.
a desperate pitfall
claimed, save a person from sinking. II she could not remember. so her and was adjudged guilty. Before pro unresonant quality which we call na hisself for some time back."
The phrase “Thanking you In an
nounclng
sentence
the
Jndge
lectured
“
W-hat
seems
to
be
the
matter?
’
sal,
although
It
Is
thin
and
unpleasing
The Invention has been tested with fn
ticipation" is now becoming common.
mother said. “See, Margaret. It looks the prisoner on hts long criminal rec because It lacks true nasal resonance agree41'w’Jto’h! ‘
don't 1 think it Is one of the meanest ever
vorablo results at Christiania Bus like a gate." That
was nn Inspiration ord and at last. Informing him that the The only remedy lies In ceasing to
cesaful trials were also made with Now Margaret la in clover She never
Mmzi^
n°
Invented and one of the most Insult
court entertained no feeling of anger shut off the cavity - Katherine Jewell
rugs made of the same material caps forgets, but this la what she says:
ing. for It Implies that, however much
toward
him.
but
felt
only
unmlxed
pity,
Everts
In
Harper's
Bazar.
ble of supporting two persona In the
pains the worker may take, he will get
A,
b.
c,
il.
e,
f.
g.
gate.
I.
etc.
Her
sentenced
him
to
spend
six
years
tn
water.
Ch.ap Fun.
no thanks for It afterward. Why
mother sees still harder work ahead In the federal prison at Atlanta
Frog'« Nsrrow Escape.
should he? He has been thanked al
making the little maid forget.—Wash
Bill stolidly shifted the quid of tobac
Three Raiter«.
A
correspondent
writes:
"My
son
ready. It farther Implies an imperi
ington Star.
co In hts mouth and turned to leave the aged ten and a half years, was working
It may tie Interesting to recall the
ous and Insufferable demand which
courtroom with the marshal. Once out In the garden when a viper about two
names given In Germany to the pree-
must and shall have immediate atteil-
Proved.
side the only thing he said was thia
ffiet long gilded past him. A good shot
ent kaiser and his two predecessors.
De Million I must say I am very
"Well, I tush am gla.l he wt'n't mad with a stone about the size of a wtrhrea* i’ w<1tDan can shop all day tlon on pain of being considered no
The first waa “der greise kaiser." the
«<5 gentleman. Surely no one who really
aeinud "der weise kaiser" and the much disappointed In you. Yon told at me!"
ball broke the reptile's spine wha,O,'.h ‘ C°"lng hfr *
me
that
when
you
were
married
you
respects a correspondent ought to em
Moat
she
pars
for
cor
«
*
while
a
sharp
edge
of
the
granite
cut
present "der reise kaiser" It Is per
ar«—Boston ploy this touting bagman* phrase.—
Proving It.
hap* hardly necessary to say, that this would prove that you had business
open the belly, thereby restoring to Transcript.
“Keep up your courage, old man." freedom a frog. xhlch hop.ied out of
rrofessor Skeat in London Academy,
means "the gray emperor, the whte ability Du Torely Well, my dear sir.
emperor and the traveling emperor." I did prove that when I married your said the passenger who was a govi Its prison unhurt."—Madras Mall
Might
Have
Known.
«
_ -
“
nnown,
sailor to another who was leaning
Succeeded.
l‘itf. at any rate, the names are a hap daughter.
over the railing and paving tributa to
•■addle—You don't seem to have
ry Inspiration London Glotie.
Speaking.
Doesn't Agra«.
Neptune.
made a very satisfactory Impression ou
••ntd you think Mis. Jawkina has
“You should never take anything
"Never mind me.” came the answer speaking ptps ?”
Borem. Cleverley-I tried very hard
Having Fun With Eagl*.
that doasn't agree with yon," the phy letween _ gasps. “Tve _
_
_______
always beard - *r,D
? ?.*?’ Ga^i*—TVell. he told me you
1 don * know•” replied the «Æ- XS« ’s*,„77
All kind* of fun Is tiring poked at slclau told Mr Marks
that It took travel to bring out what young lady •_____ __
dn t Impress him as a man he would
the eagle on the new ten dollar gold
.* ■' ' ,r_ ‘be had. her mouth Scraps.
“If I had always followed that rule. there la In a mao."
Iany—London fare to associate with very much.
»ouldn't gire them «'“chance
pieces It la declared that the hint Marla," he remarked to hts wtfe.
to
be
^Y’r!?-Flne Th’t’s very eatlefac-
beard " -Chicago Record Herald.
wears pajamas lk>mr people call them I "where would you be?"
Painfully Natural.
A Diatinetian With • n «
ory. It s the very Impression I want
pantglets. Ornlthologlcally speaking,
Editor- You see a ,, °,’'h,r*ne''
Haywrlght Is her acting natural’
ed to make - Philadelphia Press.
Ths Young Biby.
fi« abused bird, however. Is pretty
Carved Hi* Name.
Manager
(cuthualaatk-allyi
Natural?
*rr*m a morning paper “Norse
nearly perfect The adult eagle tn Ilf«*
I
Naytxir That boy of yours seems to
want
has tba pantslettevl appearance The be a bright one He'll cut out a name Why. when she appeared as tba dying ad tolook after young toby age about
All In ths Family.
^*of
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ne?
Editor
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eighteen." We do not know
bird can't help It. and why should the for himself some day Tcpley tangrtlyi mother last night an Insurance agent ¿¡X.TT
Rector (shortsighted’-Well, Richard.
not knnw much
who has her life Insured for >25.0(10
artist turn nature fakir? Clilcago
JJ"work' *>h? I*t rae see' y<ra are
lie's done It already ou our new and who was In the audience nrtnaBy •bout the subject, but to that partlcu
Io“< ** * bebyluX
Post
|iliuo!
o
?ren ‘ you? Laborer—No, air.
tainted.-London Tit Bi*.
* ****** '* seldom safe In ».
Ol be John. air. You a<l the pleasure
aa
3ne breast—Swift.
œor* than * b'lry*n' Richard last week, yow re
number, atr!—London Punch.
In one way Persia reminds one dfm-
ty of England, for there are such things
as difficulties with servants even In
Teheran. The author dismissed one
of his servants, who. as he bad been a
tailor, was Incompetent to do nnythlng
but sew on buttons. The man pro
tested, "What will become of me now
that I have been eating your salt for
such a long time and am driven out
Into the streets?" He was reminded
that be had only been employed for a
fortnight. He answered that he felt It
had been for years, Ile was told that
he was no good, but his volubility on-
ly Increased. “How can I be no good
after having stayed with you? Can
yon forget what Sa’di said: ‘A piece of
clay having fallen Into the Hammam
(rom my lieloved'a hand Into mine, I
said to ft, Art thou musk or amtorgrls
that I am drunk with thy perfume,
which catches at the heart?’ It an
swered: ‘I was but a worthless piece
of clay, but I was In company with a
rose for a moment. This companion
ship transformed me or else I should
still lie the same piece of clay that I
was.’ ”
One can pity the state of an English
mistress confront«! with such an ar
gument. The author kept bls servant
another week, and he remarks discon
solately that In that time be discover
ed that If the tailor was a poet he was
also a thief. London Globe.