TILLAMOOK THE JAPANESE. ✓ RAISING CHURCH FUNDS. CUSTOMS OFFICIALS. H* Is Child, Fanatic and Emotionai Savage All In On«. Thos« He is a bundle of contradictions, and, measured by American standards, he is a bedlamite, straight from topsy turvy land. He may be a Chesterfield and a cheerful liar one minute and a red Indian the next—a sycophant and a welsher today and a Napoleon tomor row. We westerners have been taught to regard the little Jap as an amusing and precocious child given to obstruct- j Ing sidewalk traffic with bls polite con tests In kowtowing, to suspending from the branches of the cherry tree his dainty poems addressed to his friends and to dawdling for hours over the cer emonial tea, and when we see him un- 1 der the tent flap, bowing and laughing and playing checkers, he seems a vel-[ vet pawed kitten In khaki. And yet you and I have seen him In battle a ramping, raging tiger, greedy of Slav bayonets and afterward dragging him self to the field hospital, shot to rags, unwhimpering, a mere bull hide wrap ped around a will. We never know a character until we have seen It put to the test under I stress—least of all the combination of sphinx and Janus known as the Jap anese. So studied, the embattled brown boy strikes me as a strange compound I of Little Lord Fauntleroy, Peter the Hermit and 81ttlng Bull—child, fanatic aud emotionless savage, all In one.— Appleton's Magazine. There Is no country where the mat ter of landing from American passen ger ships is so easy and so expeditious ly done as England, says the Travel Magazine. Of course it Is a free trade I country, the freest in the whole world. I There are duties levied on tobacco and spirits, but travelers are allowed a half pound of tobacco In any shape and a half pint of spirits, which also In eludes perfume. Sugar Is dutiable, whether In grain, sweets or in Jam, but a small quantity Is freely passed. Iu all cases, however, these goods must be the actual property of the passenger and lie for his use and control. Cocoa, coffee and tea are also dutiable, as are reprints of English books. Outside of these things, as named, passengers can bring in anything — motors, cycles, horses, but not dogs, which animals a not to exceed six months’ quarantine awaits. Keep dogs on the American side. The customs officials are life ap pointees—under the civil service—and will be found most obliging and help ful. In fact, they are a model to the customs world. Tell the truth at all times to these officials and you will be all right. They are marvelously keen on spotting the supposedly smart liar. Lying doesn’t pay “annyhow, Hlnnes- sy!" at home or abroad. Most TESTATORS’ LAST WISHES. 8tr«ng* Request* Regarding the Ar rangement of Funeral*. OLD VIOLINS. Reasons Why Ancient Fiddle* Are Bet ter Than New. Fabulous prices are sometimes paid for old violins, and many an enthusi astic musician would pffrt with his last dollar to possess one of the mas terpieces of Stradlvarlus or Guarneri us or another of the famous makers of a century or two ago. The questioned superiority of these old and often battered Instruments has been variously ascribed to the peculiar quality of the varnish used In their construction, to the elasticity of the wood employed and to the ripcuing and improving effects of age and long use. Of late years, however, much cre dence has been given the suggestion of an eminent authority that the real cause of the superiority of the old In struments Is due to a peculiar warp ing of the wood to a higher arch, a buckling caused by the position of the “F” holes and sound post. It might at first thought be suppos ed that the same effect could be pro duced by giving an equal arching to a new Instrument, but the effect. If at tslned. Is not permanent, because with age the arching increases until too great a degree of rigidity is the re- suit.—Philadelphia Record. "Plugging” a Hotel Guest. of England Called th* Obliging and Helpful. HEADLIGHT, AUGUST 15, Sir James Colquhoun’s desire to be burled In full evening dress costume recalls, says the London Standard, cu rious last wishes of other testators. George Herring directed that his re mains should lie beneath a sundial at the Haven of Rest, Maidenhead Queen Victoria planned the entire programme for her funeral, even choosing the mu sic to be played, the anthems to be sung. A couple of months ago a young lady who died at Reigate on the eve of her wedding was burled In her bridal dress, the friends who were to have been her bridesmaids attending the funeral In the gowns which they should have worn at the wedding and carrying In place of wreaths the wedding bou quets. More singular was the funeral of Major General Algernon Stewart nt Hascombe, Surrey. The coffin was drawn to the grave by the dead man’s horse. The mourners walked, and the bearers wore old fashioned smocks, each with Its collar adorned with a text. The same men appeared In their mourning garments at the church serv Ice on the following Sunday. Disqualified. Although Mrs. Harlow loved her hus band and admired what she considered his good points. It was a never ending source of amazement to her that lie had been chosen to fill the office ..f mayor for three successive terms. “Everybody knows how much I think of James," she said In a dazed why to one of her husband's cousins. "I always said and always should say that he Is as good as gold. But If you'll tell me whether you think a man who is color blind and who brings home toys that won't go when you wind them and who still thinks I could like olives if I'd only try is fit for such a position why, all I can say is I don't.” —Youth's Companion. The hotel detective stepped out of the elevator and walked over to the counter. “Well, I plugged him,” he said. “Plugged him? Who? What for? Where did you hit him?" quickly asked a friend who was standing by. Just “Didn't hit him anywhere, plugged the keyhole of his door, Nev- er hear of plugging before? When we bare a guest whom we suspect Is get- tlug ready to leave without settling or whose credit Is exhausted and falls to settle up. we just wait till he leaves his room and plug the keyhole In his door Then he ban to settle up or leave A Chinese Idea of Foreigners. bls baggage The plug fits over the The following is a quite moderu Chi end of a key. It Is placed in the lock and turned. The key Is then wlth- nese conception of the foreigners' drawn, leaving the plug In the door.' treatment of infectious cases: “If an epidemic broke out two foreigners took —Kansas City Star the sick away and put them in a little room, washed them with lime water An Oversight. When Chappie got up the other morn and then locked them up so that no one ing he wandered around bis apart could see them on purpose that they ments In his pretty pink pajamas, the might soon die and not propagate the disease. Wives and children might cry very picture of woe. “What's the matter, sir?" Inquired and weep, but the foreigner would but drive them away with sticks, for until his valet. “I don't know, Alphonse," he groan dead no one must see those faces ed. “1 passed a most unhappy night.” again. Better for all of us to jump In to the sen than submit to this.”— Alphonse looked him over carefully. "Oh. sir." he exclaimed. “I know South China Tost. what was the matter! The trouserlnes Antiquity of an Old Tuns. of your pajamas were not creased. When Napoleon’s army was In Egypt You must be more careful, sir. Those I had prepared for you were hanging In 1799 and the band struck up the across the foot of the bed.”- Bohemian I tune which In England Is set to the song “We Won't Go Home Till Morn Blags sine ing” Its effect on the Bedouins was * Canns*. electrical They’ leaped and shouted Cannae, where Hannibal won his and embraced one another deliriously. greatest victory over the Romans. Is They averred that they were listening situated on the opposite side of the to the oldest and most popular tune of peninsula from the city of Rome, on their people It Is thought that the the river Aufidns and about' elx mile« tune was brought to Europe from the from Its mouth. It was from this bat dark confluent In the eleventh century tiefield that Hannibal sent to Carthage by the Crusaders St. James' Gazette. three bushels of gold rings from the fingers of the Roman knlgbta slain tn Th« Appetit«. the battle. Cannae is about 290 miles “The appetite,” said the physician, from Romo. “Is always a consideration of great Im portance.” Th« Worm Turned. “Yes." answered the man who Is “Am I to understand, then. aak«d painfully economical. “If you have a a disappointed poet as the editor hand poor one you worry about your health, ed back his latest production«, “that and If you have a good one you worry you do not like my verses?" about the expense."—Washington Star. "Yes; I don't think much"— "Ah. you don't think! I ae«-that In Ignorane«. explain« It.” "Your husband seems to have an ex alted opinion of you,” remarked the World Régénération. bride's aunt. “He says you are bls The world will only be regenerated right hand." by degrees and by reform of human "Yes," rejoined the young wife, with character, a task that will always and a sigh, "but he's one of those men who of necessity remain the task of each never let their right hand know what end every member of the human race. their left hand does." - Saturday Review. The gentle Kaffir when he does be come Christianized bas his own ideas of the best method of raising funds tor the support of the “cause.” From the subjoined description of a native meeting sent home by a missionary it would appear that native generosity, although of a rough and tumble char acter, is distinctly productive of ways and means: “Recently I attended a native tea meeting, at which more than £12 was raised by this very poor congregation. Their way of doing it was characterise tic and amusing. They paid 2 shillings to sit down to tea. Then some one would pay 3 shillings for such and such a roan to be required to get up again and leave the table The man thus assailed would pay 3s. fid. for leave to sit down again. There was a special table at which six could sit, paying an extra shilling each for the privilege. They had just got seated when a man paid 7 shillings to clear them out. and they paid anotheV,8 shil lings to sit on. and so it went on. They arrange all this themselves, and this Is their way of giving to the cause. One iran had a tin of sirup. He said he would pay 2 shillings to pour It over another man’s head who had got him self up well In a large collar, etc.; this man paid 3 shillings to be let off, the first man 4 shillings again to do It. the other 5 shillings to escape, the first fi shillings to do it—and did It. and, oh. the laughter and the mess!” Covetousness «well« the principal to no purpose and lessens the nse to all pnrpoees —Taylor. X A ttorney - at -L aw , TlLLAMOOK, C arl O regon . haberlach , ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office across the street and north from the Post Office. H. GOYNE, A ttorney - at L aw . Headquarters for Travelling Men. Special Attention paid to Tourists. A First Class Table. Comfortable Beds and Accommodation Office : Opposite Court House, T illamook , O regon . HARNESS, COLLARS, etc. A. W. SEVERANCE, Yon Use Them. A - -L , We Sell Them. T I aw ttorney at illamook W. A. WILLIAMS & CO Q Next Door to Tillamook County Bank. Fir and Spruce Lumber. Spruce and Cedar Shingles. Cheese and Butter Boxes a specialty. O regon . H. UPTON, Ph.G.,M.D., P pysician and S urgeon . Office first door East of F. R. Beals’ office. R. T. BOALS, M.D., PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Orders for Lumber promptly attended to. TILLAMOOK LUMBER COCOPÆNY TILLAMOOK Office: Olson Building. Residence: Mrs. Walker's. r 1 A. K. CASE, i 4 Tillamook Iron Works C. HAWK, PROPRIETOR 4 General Machinists & Blacksmiths. 4 f 4 4 Boiler Work, Logger’s Work mid Heavy Forging. Fine Machine Work a Specialty, TILLAMOOK, OREGON. t I ^J^HOMAS W. ROSS, PHYSICIAN & SURGEON. The Largest Mailorder Liquor House on the Pacific Coast. MIKE JACOB & COMPANY. 51 FRONT STREET. PORTLAND OREGON. Buy your LIQUORS direct from the WHOLESALE HOUSE I PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, BAY CITY, OREGON. v wv w W w w V w w at WHOLESALE PRICES and save the middle MAN'S PRO. Office : Opposite Pott Office. Residence : Allen House, Tillamook, Off- P' R. BEALS, REAL ESTATE, F inancial A gknt , Tillamook, Oregon. FIT, which iteans50 to 101 per cent on your PURCHASES. foUrnvs1-6 °^er’n® for the next 60 days as 2.500 Gallons of Double Stamp Whiskies Regular price, $5 OU per gallon............. at $3.50 per gal. 2.500 Gallons of Pure Old Rve Blend Whiskies Regular price, $6 00 per gallon ..................... ' at $4.00 per gal. 2.501 Gallons ol Pure Old Bourbon Blend Whiskies Regular price. $6 00 per gallon............................. ’ at $4 00 per gal. 2,500 Gallons of Lyon Rie or Bourbon Blend Regular price, $5 DO per gallon 5.000 Gallon, of Fine Old California Port "sherrv A..... r......"l M 00 Per ««'• Muscat. Madera and Malaga. ’ “""T' Angelica, Regular price. $2.50 per gallon .... Freight and Express Prepaid and no Charge for Cooperage. 500 C uses of McBrayer \\ hiskcv hurtUH ... 500 Cases of M.llviiw Wln.ke,.’ bottled n bond.................... »1 »12 (Riper doz S'Xf Mi. JQR. P. J. SHARP, RESIDENT Office across the street from th« Court House. Dr. Wise’s office. . SARCHET, A . The Fashionable Tail* j Cleaning, Pressing and RfP“1' ; ing a Specialty. •• ...................................................... At DENTIST, Store in Heins Photograph* 500 Case, of Stanford R,e Whisker p„r, .................... 600 Case, ot Ramer Bourbon Whisker Pure Blend.................... at Gallery. $4.00 per doz On five Case Lots we allow a discount of 50c. on each Case. J^OBERT A. MILLER, A ttorney - at -L aw , Land Titles, Laud Office ness and Mining La*' 0REG(* PORTLAND, MIKE JACOB & GO ■J 51 Front Street, Portland, Ore. Wrong Man. Vanity. IJttla Fred—Why la It that woman are always complaining about their servants? Little Elsie Ob. thst's just to let people know they can afford to have 'em —Chicago News. , s 4 COOPER j. P. flLiUEN, Proprietor. Sagacity of the Ancients. Gladys Edith Is so sorry she took Herbert's ring back to price It. Pene- "You understand." said th« captatn, lope Why so? Gladys—Why. the jew "that we want a secretary who Is thor eler said seeing Herbert hadn't been oughly accustomed to managing man.” In to settle for It. M he promised, he "In that case." answered th« appli guessed he’d keep It cant sadly. "I'm afraid It'« not tn« you want, but my wif«." Just ths Other Way. ------------------------ 1 She-Did you ever take your motor Money does all thing« It maked car to pieces to see how it worked? honest men and knaves, fools and phi- He—Well, not exactly I have take* 1I toophers -L'Eatrange. It to pieces to see how It didn't wtoK W.H THE ALLEN HOUSE, A Fool's Identity. Her Loss. Both phonr«. The Best Hotel. Some of the best known people pass unrecognized by those to whom they should be known, Harold Frederick sat one night at dinner next a man whose very alienee and taciturnity caused him the more closely covertly to survey him. Not a word was ex changed between the two. “Who was that hopeless Idiot that I sat uext to nt dinner?" asked Frederick at the close of the meal. “That hopeless idiot was Cecil Rhodes." he was answered. It v. as the fact. The Colossus had been In oue of the moods lu which he would not talk, and Frederick, though he had seen Ills portrait a hundred times, had not recognized him.—St. James’ Ga aette. Coming and Going. Office opposite Post Office. £>cnt»chcr ^bvohat, A codfish carved in wood hangs on the white mahogany wall of the Massa chusetts hall of representatives In the statehouse in Boston. Between two classic pillars it occupies a place of honor, directly opposite the desk of the presiding officer. This wooden fish Is the renowned original sacred codfish of the Old Colony, and It has assisted at the deliberations of the lawmakers of Massachusetts for more than a cen tury and a half, gathering sanctity year by year. It is a relic of the old build ing which preceded the present state house, and great Is the dignity of this souvenir of colonial art aud Industry. The following account of its origin Is given in a Boston paper: “Captain Johu Welch of Boston was the creator and carver of the celebrat ed fish. He was a wood carver of re nown for his time and In 1747 estab lished Ills business In Dock square. He belonged to the Ancient and Honornble Artillery company and afterward be came Its captain. He was called upon to contribute to the decoration of the colonial assembly hall, and as nt that period codfish was the colony’s main article of export Captain Welch con ceived the Idea of Immortalizing the king fish of the Massachusetts waters When completed the carving was fin- Ished off and colored so as to be a fac simile of life and was hung on the wall of the assembly hall." "What kick have you against mar ried life?” "Well, if I don't keep my wife dress ed In the height of fashion I have trou ble with her. anil If I do keep her dressed In the height of fashion I have trouble with her dressmaker."—Hous ton Post Taxes paid for non Residents. in office. 126 Fifth» Street, Portland. Hefereiice, Tillamook County Bank. Famous Emblem That Adorn* Massachusetts Statehouse. Where the Relief Would Be. Complete set of Abstract Book» THE OREGON CHEESE COMPANY, THE SACRED CODFISH. Dr. Story, the late principal of Gias gow university, taking a holiday In the country once, was met by the minister of the district who remarked: "Hello, principal! You here? Why. you must come and relieve me for a day." The principal replied. "I don’t promise to relieve you. but I might relieve your congregation." T. BOTTS, • A ttorney - at -L aw The Oregon Cheese Co.Jncorpoite , is prepared to buy all the first Hass cheese that comes along. Spot cas and highest price. Factory men will do well to see It Robinson, the mana ger, before selling. He mH be m Tillamook a good part of the lime dm- Only the best stock in*2 c5 the season ■van ted. Th« Kaffirs Mix In a Lot of Fun With Thair Generosity. Many quotations came from the works of Thales, the Greek philosopher and one of the seven wise men. It was he who said. “Know thyself.” “Few words are a sign of prudent Judgment," “Search after wisdom and choose what Is most worthy," "There Is nothing more beautiful thau the world." "Time is the wisest thing, for It Invents and discorers all things.” He also said that It was the hardest thing In the world to know oneself and the easiest to admonish another. In his youth Thales was urged to marry, but he said, "It is too soon.” and later In life upon being urged again he said. “It Is too late.” 1907 Centrally boeatad ▼ Did You Ever Try try HARRIS’S NEW FEE® LIVERY BARN. Sates, $1 per dav LARSEN HOUSE tillamo H ok B,, sen ' „°°K’ Room, 306 Commercial B<nb‘,r£ OREGON Th. Best Hotel In lb« city, No Chinese Employed, If not, give him a Everything first-class, block South of P.0> W. G. HARRIS, MI