TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. MAY 9. 190/
REFLECTED GLORY.
It I* Just at Much Fun and La*» Tr*u-
bl* Than Real Glory.
It Is a profound truth that reflected
glory is far better worth having than
leal glory, as far as the actual fun of
the thing Is concerned. The man who
after much struggling has won through
to fame knows all the drawbacks to it
and realizes that the game is hardly
worth the candle. But the man whose
July claim to glory Iles in the fact that
hefs an acquaintance of the famous
man has a splendid time, getting most
of the kudo* with noue of the disad
vantages We see a great, good man,
let us say Algernon Ashton, and we
envy him. But we feel that bis posi
tion must have its disadvantages. The
strain of being universal letter pro
vider to the papers of lxrndon must be
enormous. Far better the lot of the
man who merely knows Mr. Ashton
and can call him Algy Mr. Murphy,
the orator, siipports'thls view. “It is
well.” he says, ' sometimes in speaking
to treat great men's names familiarly.
In bracketing yourself thus with the
groat men of the world reminds one of
an eastern saying that there are only
two creatures that can surmount the
pyramids, the eagle and the snail."
We know of scores of men who have
acquired reputations through their
friends. It is the simplest thing In the
world. The wonder Is that everybody
does not do it, for it needs but little
labor.—London Globe.
THE ISLAND OF FIRE.
Java'* Geological Eccentricity the Lake
of Boiling Mud.
The greatest natural wonder in Java,
If not in the entire world, Is the Justly
celebrated Gheko Kamillin Gnmko or
“home of the hot devils," know’ll to the
world as the "island of fire.” This geo
logical eccentricity is really a lake of
boiling mild, sltunted at about the cen
ter of the plains of Grobogann. and is
called an Island because of the great
emerald sea of vegetation which sur
rounds It nnd gives It that appearance.
The “Island" Is about two miles In
circumference and Is situated at a dis
tance of almost exactly fifty miles
from Solo. Near the center of this geo
logical freak Immense columns of soft
hot mud may be seen continually ris
ing and falling like great timbers
thrust through the boiling substratum
by giant hands and then quickly with
drawn.
Besides the phenomenon of the boil
ing mud columns, there arc scores of
gigantic bubbles of hot slime that till
up like huge balloons and keep up a
series of constant explosions, the in
tensity of the detonations varying with
the size of the bubble. In times past,
so the Javanese authorities say. there
was a tall, spire like columns of baked
mild on the west edge of the lake,
which constantly belched a pure
stream of cold water, but this lias long
lieen obliterated, slid every tiling Is
now a seething mass of bubbling mud
and slime, a marvel to the visitors who
come from long distances to see It.
Foundation of Japan.
Every Feb. 11 Is celebrated In Japan
the great annual festival of Klgonset-
sii. the anniversary of the foundation
of the empire by the first emperor.
Jlmmit tenno, B. C. 660 The Japa
nese reckon their present era as from
this date, and It was on Feb. 11, 1889.
that Mutsublto, the one hundred nnd
twenty first of the dynasty, promul
gated the present constitution of the
empire of Japan, the fundamental prlu
clple of which Is clearly stated In its
first article. "The empire of Japan
shall be reigned over nnd governed by
a line of emperor» unbroken from ages
eternal." The organization of a par
liament took place In 1890, which In
the Japanese reckoning would be 2550
from Jlmmu'a netting up his capital at
Kashlwara. In the province of Yamato,
which In regarded by Japanese histo
rian» an the tieginning of the empire.
A Brave Man.
Nicolas, Chevalier d'Asssn, a French
captain In the Auvergne regiment, born
at Vlgan, In the Langliedoc. while mak
Ing a recotinolssance during the night
of Oct. 15, 1760, at Kloatercamp, In
Westphalia, met a column of the ene
my which was advancing In silence to
He was
«nrprlse the French army. —
ordered to keep silent or else they
would kill him D’Asnan nt once cried
out. "A mot Auvergne the enemy la
here!" Ha wan killed on the spot.—
Boulllet'» Dictionary of History.
Near Glory.
“Moat any of ua,” remarked Uncle
Glldemy Sklte. “kin reach fur enough
to touch the hem of the mantle of
fame Abraham Lincoln used to split
rails fur a man that a cousin of jtlne
only twlct removed on the mother's
aldo afterwant stole a dog offen.”—
Louisville Courier Journal.
A Misuasd Wif*.
A lady i-omplalned to the Wllleadrn
magistrates the other day that her
husband "wiped his feet on her and
walked over her." It is a case of In
compatibility of tem|>erament. Ho
should have married a door mat.—I .on
don Globe
THE THIRD HOUSE.
WOMEN OF HOLLAND
To*
Legial-ilive Annex of th* Special In
terest* In Congret*.
The women's costume Is a trifle ton
complex for verbal description, S«
feminine belongings usually are, but
the white lace cap which covers the
head from eyebrows to uape of neck
■nd from ear to ear, curving out in
rounded wings on each side of her
cheeks. Is always a conspicuous and
Inevitable portion of a woman’s attire.
It may possibly be that on Sunday
this cap Is a trifle whiter or stiffer or
daintier than on week days, but the
difference is not very apparent,
The ladles assure us there is a vast
difference In the quality of the net and
the amount of handiwork employed,
but the lens made no special uote of
that. In shape and outline the camera
finds great distinction lietween these
caps and those of Katwyk or Marken
or Bols le Due, but between Sunday
and Monday caps in Volendam it re
cords none whatever. For the rest of
the costume feminine Holland asks
above all things apparently a very flat,
narrow chest surmounting enormous
hips, and Volendam Is no exception
to this fashion rule. The Invariable
black “best waist" of the elder women
1» usually brightened by a square yoke
of lighter color and material, and the
dark apron or overskirt is topped by
six inches or more of gay plaid or
bright colored band worn over an un
derskirt of dull blue striped or black
material and uncountable petticoats.
About the throat a collar formed of
many rows of heavy dark red coral
beads Is fastened by huge silver clasps,
and the number of rows, the size and
quality of the beads are matters for
feminine pride. Long hair is not the
glory of women In Holland, save per
haps at Marken. It is usually hidden
and at Volendam is cut quite close and
entirely covered by a tight fitting thick
black silk cap concealed beneath the
snowy white lace. The younger girls,
from the tiniest toddler to the young
nielsje, old enough to wed, wear dress
es and caps the exact counterpart of
their grave mothers, no less full of
skirt or narrow of chest, but much
gayer In color. A group of tiny maid
ens In a stiff breeze on the dike resem
bles nothing more than a swarm of
butterflies. -Florence Craig Albrecht In
Scribner's.
The third house. as the lobby in some
times called, Is the legislative annex
of the special Interests. It Is the
house of special representatives, and
Its membership Is a curious study In
the widely different.
Its meeting place is the lobby and
committee rooms of the nation's capl-
tol, the hotel rotunda, the lawyer's
office, the street, the banquet room,
the little back room, the liar, the road
house, the home, the brothel—nny-
where the legislator may be found and
personally approached, That is the
object of a lobby—personal contact
with the people’» representatives nnd
the Influence upon legislation worked
thereby.
If legislators were perfect, there
would be no lobby. If they were per
fectly wise, there would be no occa
sfon for the lobbyist who desires ‘to
Inform" them; If i>erfectly honest,
there would be no occasion for the
lobbyist who desires to "make It worth
while;” If perfectly patriotic, there
would be no occasion for the lobbyist
who desires for himself "a little per
sonal favor"—at the people's expense.
The existence of a lobby Is premised
on bumnn frailty. It is present to
prey on human weakness, to warp the
action of the legislative body by ap
peal to vanity, ignorance, cupidity or
fear.—Gilson Gardner tn Success Mag
azine.
Butch
Faminin* Co«tum*» Ar*
Complex For Word*.
HARDY FERNS.
About Forty Specie* Are Suited to Out
door Culture.
If you contemplate the purchase oi any
Cemetery Wori, it is worth your while to in
vestigate While Br«i zr. a material that make,
the only durable Monument, and »urparee*
Marble and Granite in fine, artistic finish.
No moss growing, cracking or crumbling ;
•IO cleaning or care required Better in every
way than granite anil les* expensive. Leading
Scientist* endorse it ao being practically Hide*
true'ible. Correspondence solicited.
C. E. REYNOLDS, Agent,
in office.
Taxes paid fa
Residents.
Office opposite Post
Both phoneg(
H.
COOPER,
A ttorney - at -L ai
T illamook ,
Tillamook, Oregon.
CARL HAHERLAC
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
You Use Them.
We Sell Them.
ATTORNEY AT-LAW
Office across the street and
the Post Office.
H. GOYNE,
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
A ttorney - at .L ai
Next Door to Tillamook County Hank
Office : Opposite Court
The Best Hotel.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
T illamook , O k
A.
W. SE VERAN
Among the hardy ferns are varieties
J. P. AUUEN. Proprietor.
greatly differing in size and form, from
a halrllke creeping stem bearing a few
A ttorney - at -L aj
simple mosslike leaves to the vigor
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
ous growing plants with large leaves,
attaining a height of two or three feet.
A First Class Table. Comfortable Beds and Accommodation
T illamook .. Oi
Ferns are interesting and extremely
beautiful, especially when grown as
specimen plants or In combination
H. UPTON, PEG
with other plants. The varying condi
tions in which the different species suc
ceed are remarkable. Many of them
require a warm temperature, while
P pysician and Sri
others do well In cool nnd shady places.
Of the 4,000 or more species of ferns
Office first door East of
not more than about forty species are
suited to outdoor culture In ordinary
Beals' office.
Spruce and Cedar Shingles.
soils and situations. These speck's can
be planted In lieds, borders or rocker
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Cheese and Butter Boxes a specialty.
ies or in the foreground of shrubbery.
T. BOALS, M.
No small noise sounds as bad as that As most of them require a somewhat
shady place, they are especially useful
Orders for Lumber promptly attended to.
made by squeaky shoes.
PHYSICIAN & SUR
Lift any little woman's thumb nnd for filling In places where grass and
other light loving plants cannot grow.
you will find a man under It.
How few people are as polite to their Perfect drainage Is required. The soil
TILLAMOOK.
should have leaf mold in It, or decayed
friends as they are to strangers!
peat
or
well
decayed
soil
will
answer.
Office:
Olson Building.
People seem to begrudge a preacher
Hardy ferns are best planted In the
everything he gets except his vacation.
Residence: Mrs. Walbert
spring, but they enu be planted In the
The child that I b ruled by love and summer If the fronds or leaves are cut
the child that has Its own way live at back, making It easier for the plants to
the same house.
ApHOMAS W. R
establish themselves before the winter
PROPRIETOR
If you were a mind reader you would sets In. From his florist the amateur
learn a lot of unpleasant things which gardener can obtain cuttings of varie
now you can only surmise.
PHYSICIAN & SU
ties most suitable for the soli and cli
The man who prides himself on being mate In his vicinity. In the winter the
a “great observer of little things” can ferns should he given protection, with
Office : Opposite Post
usually be relied upon for a few un a covering of leaves, hay or straw.—
pleasant remarks.
Washington Star.
Boiler Work, Logger's Work and Heavy Forging,
Residence : Allen House, Ti
Soon after a boy ceases to credit bls
Fine
Machine
Work
a
Specialty.
.
father with being the smartest man on
Respected Hit Scruples.
ft
R. BEALS,
earth ho Imagines his father should
In the mathematics class one day at
ft
consult him on all doubtful Issues.— Williams college Professor 8.. who
Atchison Globe.
was rarely made the subject of college
REAL ESTATE
Jests, was excessively annoyed by
Inflection.
some man "squeaklug” a small rubber
F inancial
The wife of an army officer at a bladder. The noise seemed to come
western post recently had occasion to from near a certain Jack Hollis, and
Tillamook, 0
visit a small neighboring town to do after querying each of his neighbors
some shopping at what Is called the and receiving a negative answer Pro
general store. She was much enter fessor 8. said sternly:
tained by the variety and antiquity of
"Hollis, do you know who 1» making
the atock of goods, nnd as she passed that unbearable noise?"
out her eyes were attracted by u pile
Hollis, who had lieen the guilty per
RESIDENT DE.i
of mottoes, elaborately lettered nnd or son all along, assumed an air of stoical
nately framed, the upper one being the bravery and said calmly, "I know, sir.
Office across the street
Scriptural passage, “Walk In love."
but 1 prefer not to tell."
Court House.
We can furnish all kinds of Wines, Whiskies, Brandies,
As she paused the clerk, n dapper
Professor S.'s angry face grew calm
young tnan of more affability than ad er, and with evident pleasure he re
Gin and Hum at wholesale prices.
Dr. Wise's
vantages, stepped forward with the piled: “I respect your scruples. Hollis,
remark: "Them are the latest things In They do you credit and should sham» Send us your orders. We ship in plain cases and prepay freight.
Read over our price list and mail us your orders. Money refunded if goods
mottoes. This top one Is swell to put the guilty man. sir."
SARCHET,
ire not satisfactory. All orders will lie treated strictly confidential.
over a young lady's door—'Walk tn,
.
The F ash ionite
We
ship
all
our
goods
C.O.D
,
or
joti
can
make
remittance
with
your
order.
love.' "—Lippincott's.
John Milton's Cottage.
One of the best preserved historic
WE OFFER AS FOLLOWS
The Outdoor Boy.
country bouses In all England Is John
Cleaning, Pressing anti
12 Qt*. Gallon
Ia»t the boy learn to hit the bright Milton's cottage st Chslfnnt St. Giles,
12 quarts Sheehan's Private Stock. Rye or Bourbon........ . $8.00
$3.00
spot with a rifle, and If war comes he to which the blind and aging poet fled
1 2 quarts Tillamook Rve anil Bourbon ................................. 8 50
3.25
can hit the button on the coat of an wheu the great plague swooped down
12 quarts Delaney's Malt Whiakev........................................... . 8.00
3.00
enemy the first shot and does not have on London. That was In July, 1665
12 quart* Gordon White Rie Whiskey.................................... 8 00
Store in Heins Ph
3 00
12 quarts Old Gold Bourbon Whiskey ................................... 7.50
to t» taught to shoot over again after and Milton had just finished 'Taradlse
2.75
12 quart* t.'rescent Rie Whiskey ............................................
Gallery.
he enlists. If he Is familiar with guns, Lost" and received a flve pound note
7 50
2.75
12 quarts Old Port Wine........................................................... 3 50
boats, water and the wild woods, ho for it. with a promise of three more
1.25
12
quart*
Old
Slierrv
Wine
.........
............................................
3 50
will be handy anywhere, and yon can’t flve pound notes If the poem sold four
1.25
12 quart* Old Angelica Wine ................... ................................. 3 50
OBERT A. Ml
1.25
lose hint. Any boy who has got a fa editions of 1.300 copies each. The cot
12 quarts Old Muscat Wine....................................................
3 50
1.25
ther who won't do the right thing by tage stands at the top of the village,
12 quarts Old Madeira Wine..................................................... 3.50
1 25
him and give him a chance to love the nnd It Is In practically the same con
12 quarts Sweet Catawba Wine.......................................
A ttorn ey - at - w
4 50
1.75
woods and the water and the free, dltion ns when Milton left It. Here
12 quart* Sandusky Port Wine..............................................
4 50
1.75
clean air that God serves free, when the poet received his distinguished
12 quarts Old Tom Gin ................................................. ”.'.'.'.1" 8 00
Land Titles, Land
3.00
12 quarts French Cognac.................................................... ’ ’’’ •J 00
yon get far enough away from man's guests during the latter part of his life
3 50
ncss and Mininf
12
quarts
California
Grape
Brandy
..............................
city can come along with me some
8 00
3.00
12 quarts Stanford 3A Rye................................................... " ' 11 <H>
time, and I will show him how to havo
4 OO
Zephyr, Cipher and Zaro.
PORTLAND,
12 quarts Rainier 3A Bourbon ..................................... "
11.00
the time of his life. Outer's Book.
4 00
"Zephyr" and “cipher" and “zero"
12 quarts Monogram O. P. S. Rye or Bourbon
12 00
Room. 306 Comm
5.00
are words that come to the English
12 quarts Rock and Rye ....................................................
6 00
2 25
He’ll Get the Girl.
12 quarts I'each nnd Honey ...................................
from the Arabic "slfr," which meant
6
00
2 25
Tommy Rattles was turned down literally “empty" and so "nothing" and
12 quarts Mills iew Whiskey, bottled in bond ................ ...... 10.00
3 50
when he asked Elsie's father for his the figure that represents nothing. In
Remember, we refund
you
vonr
money
nnd
repay
freight
both
Did You Evei
-
.
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r
\'
»
”
>ni
wavs
if
goods
consent, The old man said that Tom medineval I-atln thia figure was called are not satisfactory. ...
W- are
““ exclusive wholesale
‘ dealers
•’ •
We
and sell our good« at
my was a good boy, but lacked per both "clphra" and “zephyrum.” the lat wholesale prices. Nothing
liino Hie?
th*.
Imot
hut the liest.
HARRIS’S NEW
sistency.
ter probably from association with "ze
What Is Tommy going to do about phyriis" or something even lighter
Address all Orders to
LIVERY
It?
than air: henee through the Italian
Ho goes to the old man and asks him "zeflro" there Is the word “zero" as a
for his daughter three evenings every doublet with "cipher."
•
week —Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Everything first cm
Headquarters for Travelling Men.
Fir and Spruce Lumber.
TILLAMOOK LUMBER. COCDPÆNY
r
i Tillamook Iron Works
:
A. K. CASE.
General Machinists & Blacksmiths
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON.
MAIL ORDER LIQUOR BUSINESS.
Buy your Liquors from the Wholesale
House Direct.
We Want Your Business.
Leet H* Forgets.
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White Bronze Monuments.
BOTTS,
• A ttorney - at -
Complete set of Abstract
Run In Seri**.
j2)R‘ p- J*SHARP
M.JACOB & CO
Hi* Reformation.
block South oi
Wholesale Liquor Dealers,
"And he this to be your Iv* tour of
"Yea," aalil th* reform«! cannibal America?" asked the reporter
51 Front Street, Portland, Ore.
chief. "I used to eat every missionary
"I hope not." answered tho mature
W. G. H a RR b
that came out here."
We assort case*, if desired ; you can take as many bottle, of any kind at yon with
star of the dramatic world.
"Ttiat was before you got religion,
“But It's advertised an a
eh?" queried the new missionary
"Ye», a mere farewell.
"No; before I got Indigestion."—Cath farewell farewell, yon may notice."-
Provided Already.
Centrally bosated.
Rates, $1 Pet» day
Beggar Kind air, give me 2 soil* for olic Standard and Timos.
Philadelphia l edger
my three children
Kind Str That
IIIIEI IH I
Learning.
!«n't dear, certainly, but 1 don't think
Her “Alter Ego.“
Roker 1 won $50 from Bings last
I'll take them. I have four already at
First Gossip- I could tell yon a pret
STIA VINO, HA IB
night playing poker
home Nos I.olslrs
ty tale abotrt Frau Weber, but one
M. H. UARSEN, Prprietor.
Joker Why. does Bings know how ought not to speak evil of the absent
shampooing ,
TILLAMOOK.
OREGON
to play poker?
However exalted our position,
Second
Ditto
Never
m'nd
Go
on.
(inker Xt yet Lippincott's Magv
should not d.".pl»e the powers of
Her pet dog la here, you see.- Humor-
The Beat Hotel in the city. No Chinese Employed.
bumble- Thaedrus.
ts’lsche Blatter
preen* Buffering
“I am afraid, darling, yon will very
■nun forget me ”
“How ran you think so? Ree. 1 have
tied two knots In my pocket handker
chief " Meggrndorfer Rlatter.
LATIMER
LARSEN HOUSE,
i