TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 18, 1907.
A
IT 18 HOPELESSLY HAMPERED BY THE
STIFF WHITE SHIRT.
Ik« War Thia Oarmaat ls«er«eres
With Both Health aa4 Cosafnr«.
Roar of the 4hoar4ltlea of the Pres-
eat Mescaline Style of Attire.
The necessity by which men feel co
erced of proving to the world that they
wear white shirts lies at the baals of
• II the difficulties of the dress problem.
Until the garment becomes extinct
It Is hopeless to attempt the reform of
men’s dress on the lines of health and
comfort.
It will of course ultimately disap
pear, for It Is but the mark of a stage
In the evolution of dress. Just as the
vermiform appendix is a useless evolu
tionary remnant in the body. But the
question Is whether we ought to await
the slow course of evolution or to use
our common sense and abandon the
ancient garment at once.
Why do we wear white shirts? Ages
ago It was only the wealthy who could
afford to clothe themselves In linen.
The possession of linen underwear was
then a mark of social position, and
there was an obvious advantage In
making public display of It.
We may put down three-fourths of
the discomfort of tbe hot summer to
the account of tbe starched shirt. It
prevents the very process devised by
nature to keep the body cool—the evap
oration of sweat. In so far as It hin
ders this natural process In summer,
the white shirt favors disease. But In
whiter It Is a fruitful cause of Illness.
In winter the mere wearing of a
white shirt would no doubt leave a
man no better and no worse If he were
content to wear It for Ills own satlsfac
tlon. But the curious law of evolution
comes In and compels him to wear It
In such a way as to do himself physical
Injury.
Wherever evolution is at work It
leaves vestiges- literally, footprints.
Probably It is millions of years since
the vermiform appendix became a use
leas organ, but It still survives. All
evolutionary survivals appear to be
harmful. Tlie appendix Is the seat of
appendicitis. In the Inner corner of
the eye there Is the remnant of a once
useful third lid, which now only lodges
dust and causes Irritation.
The lord chancellor's wig was once a
comfort In ancient drafty legislative
chambers and now merely ser-ves to
make a sensible man look ridiculous
and give him headaches.
People who drew up laws were long
ago paid a.vordlng to the number of
words, but the multiplicity of words
now only causes confusion. So the
white shirt that was once a badge of
wealth and culture, being no longer of
value for tliat purpose. Is only a cause
of discomfort and disease.
It Is necessary to cut a piece out of
the vest and the coat. Just over the
most Important orgnns of the body, In
order to prove to our neighbors that
we wear white shirts. Consequently
In the winter time we expose the lungs
and tbe air passages to tbe cold wind
and the cold rain.
From the point of view of health
nothlug could lie more stupid. Bron
chills la one of tbe moat deadly of all
dlaeasea In thia country. Bronchltla Is
simply Inflammation of the bronchial
tubes. Thia Inflammation la excited
by a chill, u chilling of that part of
tbe body left exposed In order to show
that we wear white shirts.
The white shirt. In fact, might ap
pear In the tables of the registrar gen-
eral as the cause of so many deaths,
perhaps 100,000 a year.
And does It really Improve a man's
appearance? By virtue of the associa
tion of Ideas It certainly does. Usual
ly men who do not wear white shirts
are not given to cleanliness. The man
who wenrs a white shirt washes his
face and hands and brushes his clothes;
hence when we see a white front and
white cuffs we exi>erlence that pleas
ant sensation produced by general
neatness of the person and clothing.
But that a few square Inches of white
clothing over the cheat makes a man
look better la an absurd conclusion.
The case for the white shirt has not
a leg to stand upon The garment Is
uncomfortable, unhealthy and unbe
coming And aa It haa lost the only
useful function It ever possessed that
Is, Its symbolism of exceptional wealth
—we ought to discard It altogether
The difficulties of thia course are very-
great no doubt. What we want Is an
•'antlwhlte shirt society," which would
agree to wear, from some prearranged
date, a dress designed wholly with re
gard for comfort, health and beauty.—
T. F Manning In Ixitidon Gossip.
PROBLEMS OF SPACE
CURIOUS INSECT.
MALE DRESS REFORM
BsKvrSr That Kajor» Oalr
Hoars ot Lite.
Mea
It to in August that tbe naturalists
observe the marvelous Insect which ta
bom, reproduces anil dies in the period I
of a single night on the banks of the
Marne, of the Heine and of the Rhine.
It 1s the ephemere of which Sirammer-
dam has written and which ta spoken
of In Aristotle.
The life of this Insect does not last
beyond four or five hours. It dies to
ward 11 o'clock In the evening after
taking the form of a butterfly about six
hours after midday It ta true, how
ever, that before taking this form It
has lived three years In that of a
worm, which keeps always near the
border of water In the holes which It
makes In the mud.
Tlie change of this worm In the wa
ter to an ephemere which files Is so
sudden that one has not the time to see
It. If one takes the worm In the water
the hand cannot be taken away before
the change ta made unless by pressing
the worm slightly In the region of the
chest, By this means It can be taken
from the water before the change
takes place.
The ephemere, after leaving the wa
ter. seeks a place where It can divest
Itself of a fine membrane or veil, which
entirely covers It. This second change
takes place in the air.
The ephemere assists Itself with the
point of Its little nails as firmly as It
can. It makes a movement similar to
that of a shiver; then the skin on the
middle of tbe back breaks apart, the
wings slip out of their sheath, as we
sometimes take off our gloves by turn
ing them Inside out. After this strip
ping the epliemcre begins to fly. Some
times It holds Itself straight up on the
surface of the water on the end of Its
tall, flapping Its wings one against the
other. It takes no nourishment in the
five or six hours which are the limit of
Its life. It seems to have been formed
but to multiply, for It does not leave
Its state of a worm until it ta ready to
deposit Its egg«, and It dies as soon as
they are deposited.
In three days’ time one sees appear
and die all species of ephemere. They
last sometimes until the fifth day, for
the reason that some malady has af-
fected some of them and prevents them
from changing at the same time as the
others.
A STUDY IN EYES.
Michael Angelo had hazel eyes.
Mohammed had coal black eyes.
Milton had gray blue eyes, clear and
round.
Beethoven hnd small brown eyes,
very mobile.
Itante had, according to Boccaccio,
targe black eyes.
Isaac Newton had blue eyes, amali.
bright and piercing.
Cowper, physically timid, had weak
blue eyes devoid of animation.
Harvey, the discoverer of the clrcu-
tatlon of the blood, had small eyes, full
of spirit.
Carlyle's eyes wore described as "the
very handsomest ever seen In a man’s
head dark blue.”
Bismarck had eyes of steely gray,
deep sunken, almost hidden under
bushy eyebrows.
Dr. Johnson's poor health so affected
Ills eyes that they were dull and life
less, of a watery blue.
Hlchellen
an Editor,
The first reporter of France was
Louis XIII. Tbe National library pos
■eases the manuscripts of thirty-six ar-
tides written by that king. Almost all
are accounts of his military operations.
These articles were published In the
Gazette de Franco The “copy,” how
ever, did not go directly to the printer.
Louis XIII wrote altomlnable French,
and he bad vague notions of orthogra
phy. His articles were corrected and
often entirely rearranged by a secre
tary named Lucas, who copied them,
sending to Richelieu the new manu
script. Richelieu exnmlned It in hta
turn and often Introduced additional
corrections. At the siege of Corbie the
king wrote a few lines eulogistic of the
cardinal, but afterward crossed them
out of hta article. Richelieu wrote
them In again, and so they appeared in
the Gazette de France. Revue de Par
Is.
The "Man” Who Mings the Cows.
In the Basque country the children
begin to work at nn early age. They
learn to tend and guide the oxen,
which are need entirely for agrlcultur
al and draft work, and as If by Instinct
obtnln complete control over the ani
mals while barely able to reach their
Makins Love t '• a Tree.
Billing and cooing among the Fijians heads. The sturdy urchin of four years
la a curious feature In their social cue Is up at daybreak, and barelegged and
toms. It Is decidedly against the rule bareheaded he goes with the cows to
to do any courting within doors. Tbe the pastures. If one should stray on to
gardens or plantations are the spots j a neighboring patch he Is after It with
held sacred t > Cupid, and the generally ■ Ills long stick and Basque adjurations
approved trysting place of lovers la and brings It scampering back, general
high up among the branches of a I ly holding on to Its tall meanwhile.—
breadfruit tree You may often walk Strand Magazine
around a plantation on a moonlight |
The Itnns.
night and si's couples perched forty j
The first mention of the Huns In his
feet from the ground In the breadfruit
trees, one o i each side of the trunk, a I tory Is In China B C. 210. They con
position which comes fairly within the quere<l that country and were after
limits of a Fijian makien'a Ideas of want driven out by the Celestlala and
marched clear across Asia, penetrating
modesty.
the country nvw known aa Hungary lu
•*0 A. D. For a time they threatened
Lord Roeehevy's IXeSoltlna.
It la to Lor* Rosebery that we are to overrun the whole of the continent,
Indebted for the most modern deflnl I but were defeated In the heart of
tlon <»f memory. "What la memory?" I France ami driven back to the banks
said a friend one day to him ‘Mem of the Danube.
ory," replied his lordship. "ta the feel
Ing that steals over ns when we listen
DIS Some HsrS Thlnkln«.
to onr friends' original atorlea."- I.on
"Tea. he was nailin' ■ tamrd on his
don Bystander
front step», and he hit hta thumb an
awful swipe And what do you think!
Friendship la a good deal like your He didn't say a word "
credit. Tbe lean used the l>ettor It ta.—
"He didn't.”
Morin Kp’lnga (Art i Herald and Item
"Nope
He's deaf and dumb." -
oerat
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
ENIGMAS THAT SCIENCE IS STRIVING
TO 8OLVE.
Inanity
The
Question
of
«n
Worlds and Their Dlatrlhutloi
aa Inflaity of Spaci ■Distases of the
ta
Nearest External Universe.
WR0YAÜ
There can be no subject more cal
culated to Impress a man's mind with
his own Insignificance compared with
tbe overwhelming power and glory of
bis f'reator than the study and con
templatlon of tbe firmament in all Its
boundless Infinity. It Is not to be
wondered st that from the earliest
ages the subject has never failed to
exercise a fasclnqjlon over men and
that those who by their genius and
learning have most nearly succeeded
I *
In solving Its mysteries have always
been reverenced and esteemed to be
among the wisest men of their day.
More has been done within the last
fifty years than In all the rest of the
world's history toward the piercing of
the veil which shuts off from our eyes
the beauties and mysteries of faroff
realms, and doubtless by means of the
spectroscope and increased size In tbe
lenses of our telescopes we shall be
ROYAL costs you a few cents more per can than Alum or Phos-»
enabled before long to unravel still
phate of Lime powders, but it is worth far more than the difference
nore secrets of tbe universe.
The question as to whether space Is
k
jo keep your biscuits, cakes and pastry free from the injurious
J
finite or Infinite van never be satisfac
torily argued out or Indeed even
effects of these cheapening substitutes.
thought of. for the human mind is In
^Continued use of Alum means permanent injury to health
capable of grasping the existence of a
limit to space, even in Its most ab
stract form, but the question of the In
finity of worlds and their distribution
In the Infinity of space lies more close
ly within the Bcope of human Intellect,
for we have many material facts and
calculations to go upon In discovering
the probable answer to this most fas
cinating question.
Only as far back as the seventeenth
century astronomers placed the num-
her of stars In the universe as a little
over 1,000, but this was absurd, as the
real number visible to the naked eye Is
Dairy Dota.
Notice of Co Partnership
Referendum Cost $23,000 a Time.
about 7,000, and perhaps treble that
number can lie seen by persons with
Notice is hereby given that the under
A really good cow will l<w |
exceptionally good eyesight. When the signed have formed a co-partnership
Salem. Or., April 15.—When the people rather then gain it w iien in full flor
heavens, however, are examined under the firm name of Leach & Co.
milk.
through a telescope the timber of visi We propose to furnish the public with ol Oregon come to realize that it is going
Stop Hie churn as soon as the ba
ble stars ta enormously Increased. In the best qualitv of meats to lie obtained to cost between $20,000 and $25,000 for granulates if you want to workout
fnct, It has been calculated that the from the market, and toward that we the satisfaction of exercising their rights the butter milk.
most powerful reveals as many as have special and extraordinary Incilities, of suffrage upon just one question of
If the heifer calf is to become 1 gi
M aurice F. L each ,
100,000,1X10! Yet what Is that vast
general legislation, it is very doubtlui dairy cow she must lie fed us thought
W. \V. C onder ,
number compared with Infinity? It
f they will display such haste in petiti were a good cow now.
J eff D. W allace .
cannot even be likened to a grain of
oning for this privilege, under the initia
All cows do not like tlie sairtk
san? on tbe seashore, and yet if we
tive and referendum clause of the con- of food, neither will they do so wtl
Notice to Debtors
think the matter out carefully we shall
they would on some other kind.
■titutiou.
see that the number of visible stars
Under present conditions tlie J
the
The
undersigned
begs
to
inform
cannot really be Infinite, for if they
There are many changes in the process profitable dairy cow is the one a
public
that
lie
has
formed
n
co-part
were the heavens would be a complete nership with Judge W. W. Condor and if submitting questions of legislation to helps you to make the most buttel
blaze of light. This, of course, we Jeff I). Wallace, under the firm name of tlie |ieople under the new law over the winter.
know is far from being the case, and Leach & Co. This partnership will old. principal among which, from a fina
Butter will never grain fineltt
Indeed there cannot lie any doubt that succeed to and continue to conduct the
" coming’ if the fat globules haul
ncial standpoint, is that which, requires vionslv been injured by overhnlia
In certain parts of the heavens at least meat mnrket business heretofore con
the number of visible »tars Is already ducted by Maurice F. Leach, at the the Secretary t.f State to mail each legal the cream or too much viohral
known, for even with the very stron same stand in Tillamook City, and voter of the state a copy of the measure churning.
Good cows will produce butter ill
gest telescopes there are blank spaces under the immediate supervision of upon which the initiative and referen
F. Leach.
average cost of about 7 cents a
which are absolutely devoid of stars Maurice
The buying and selling of stock will be dum has been invoked, in pamphlet considering the by-products, «1
lielow a certain magnitude or even the in charge ol and under tlie supervision form, together with printed copies of
about 10 cents a pound figurings
veriest trace of nebulous light.
of W. W. Condor and J. I). Wallace.
sucli arguments for and against the basis of butter and feed only. I
These spaces are known to astrono
All persons indebted to me are respect passage of such measures as may be ad cows will bring the cost up to 111
mers by the name of “coal sacks." fully requested to pay me as early as
vanced by the chief interests concerned. 18 cents. It doesn’t pay very wd
They contain no stars fainter than the practicable, in order that I may balance
make " store butler" that sells frou
The expcnees of postage alone, for com to 15 cents unless you can produal
my
books,
and
that
the
old
business
may
twelfth magnitude and, in fact, appear
be
merged
into
into
the
new.
plying
with
this
additional
requirement,
to mark those parts of tbe universe
article at about 7 cents.
’
M aurice F. L each .
lor mailing such information to over
which are comparatively thin. On the
Only the amount of food in exerd
other hand. In other parts of the heav
100,000 legal voters, will amount to that which is necessary to tud
^Coming Attractions!
ens we have not by any means reached
$3000, The postage, however, is lint a animal heal and repair the waM
the limit of telescopic resolvablllty. It
" Dolores, or Through tlie Fires of small item when compared with printing the animal tissue can possibly II
is curious, though, that these Intensely Sorrow,’’ a drama in two acts and five and addressing envelopes, writing and source of profit. Hence the d
cow can be induced to eat abort!
dark “holes" In the bright empyrean scenes. Tlita is a drama that thrills,
printing the circular letters and distri amount within safe limits the 4
are mostly to lie found In those parts
I he profits she should return io theta
of the heavens where most stars that brings laughs ami tears in equal buting them, which are figured at not amount of food consumed
amount,
is
•'
Dolores,
”
which
will
be
less
than
$3000
;
cost
of
paper,
printing
abound. notably In the Milky Way.
Milking with wet hands is tm
These remarkable blank spots have given at St. Alpbonsu»' Academy, by and binding of proposed laws in pamph practice. The clean milker u»«fl
been a favorite theme of discussion tlie Dramatic Club, May Sth. Come one let form, $7000 ; publication of procla luuids and is sure before he ta
and argument among all astronomers, an«l all and see Aunt Belaev, who causes mations, $5000. These estimates do that the cow's udder is clean andfl
for, whatever the real shape or dis a hearty laugh every time she appears not include the cost of printiug and no falling dirt can get into llufl
tribution of that universe may be. they You can't afford to miss it. Last, but binding arguments, pro and con, con Using lard on the hands to fl
milking easy will aid in makinfl
point to the almost certain Inference not least, the beautiful pantomiiue
cerning the measure or measures that milkers. It will also help to kd
that In a particular direction at least “ Nearer My God to Thee,” will be ren
are to be submitted, which is to be paid cow’s teats very tender. Dsmffl
thsre ta an actual limit to the numlier
the teats with milk also has >l"fl
of stars, and if there is a limit In one dered, and several other good musical l>v the individual or association ndvanc- I effect.
J«
direction we have every right to sup numbers. Seats, 35 and SOcts. Children ing tbe same, but to be sent out bv the
The
New
Jersey
experiment
•
under
15
years,
15cts,
Begins,
8
pm.
Secretary of State, which will not lie recently experimented feedinl
pose that such Is the case In others,
and that we have only to wait for sharp. Syno|«is of events will be given less than $5000 more.
I cows with cow pet hay. and founfl
telescopes strong enough to resolve later.
_____
with the cow pea talion milk
those parts which are still unreaolva
made at a cost of 39 8 per 100 M
ble to discover that a point can be
while the cost on a grain isM
High School for Nehalem.
Women Who Wear Well. # 1)0.5
cents. On the grain r»M
reached when all the stars of the uni
Thrre
will
lie
a
mass
meeting
of
the
It Is astonishing how groat a change a cows produced 8 3 per cent, mo"
verse are unfolded to our gaze.
If. now, we admit that the number people of Nehalem and vicinitv next Sat. few years of married life often make In and 15 2 per cent more
the appearance and dis|iositior. of many comparison of the price ol J
of visible stars Is limited, tbe next urday, lieginning at 1:30 o'clock mid women. The freshness, the charm, tho showed a targe balance in farorj
question to be asked ta. What 1s the continuing until 3:30 o'clock in the W.O. brilliance vanish like the bloom from a cow pea ration. Why not
mH pl»»
pl«» j
order or shape of their distribution? W. hall. The purpose of the meeting is peach which is rudely handled. Tbs a few acres to cow peas next a«
Various astronomers have had various to decide upon the advisability of organ matron Is only a dim shadow, a faint echo
theories about thia matter. Herschel izing a rural union high school for Ne of the charming maiden. There are two
The Wilson River toll road ha*
was Inclined to think that the visible halem If it should be the sense of the reasons for this change. Ignorance and
universe was In the shape of a disk, meeting that such school should lie neglect. Few young women appreciate a great deal of trouble an I har-l
though his views In this direction were established, then petitions will be pre the shock to the system through the between the settlers who lire »1»
change which comes with marriage and road and the people who bar*
considerably modified during the later
part of his life. Struve considered that pared and signed at the meeting asking motherhood. Many neglect to deal with tained it. It liar also been the*
the
district
boundary
board
to
arrange
the unpleasant pelvic drains and weak
the universe wns In the shape of a disk
lor the establishment of such a school. nesses which too often coins with mar- getting a Tillamook penpiishet*
of limited thickness, but Infinite length, As
this proposition has been quite gene itage and motherhood, not understanding five thousand dollar la a -suit
a theory which Is hard to support, as. rally discussed in (lie past, and as the
unless the nltlmate extinction of light time now conics for definite action, Supt that this secret, drain H robbing the check the present trouble is straight«*"
its fresh oa -. s and ths form uf Its it should be thetast to ever he *
In space ta believed tn. that part of Wiley is desirous of seeing a full attend of
fairness.
the heavens which lay toward the ance of school officers, school patrons
by a toll road in Oregon. WWj
As surely as tho general health suffers
plane of the disk would necessarily and all others interested in this matter. when
a
hardship for those men •*;
there ta
ementof the health
shine with the brightness of the sun This meeting will lie held under the man of the delicate woma
organs, so surely spent their time and money is !
agement
of
the
N'rhalem
School
Officers'
Proctor, though finding It impossible to
wh
organs
Stablished tn up the road to lose fruit ol their 1
define any particular shape for the via | Association, and as this will he the last
e witness meat, yet a toll road is propefllj
opportunity for considering this ques
Ible universe, as a whole, was of the tion, the superintendent trusts that all to the Tact in
_ Nearly
opinion that the brightest part of It- will be present prepared to take part in ^million women have found health and of sixteenth century civil“»0!
namely, the Milky Way was In tbe the discussion either for or against tbe happiness In the use of Dr, Pierce's Fa should have no place in
form of a spiral. This tatter theory, proposition, nnd (hen decide I hr question vorite Prescription. Itmskeswe.k wom- methods. Every man and woi»R
en strong and sick women well. Ingredi is courageous enough to s*MM
however, has many objections to con (ion as their best judgment directs
ents on label—contains no alcohol or wilds of the primeval forests, “j
tend with. Other astronomers have
hnd different theories on this question, A Woman Tells How to Relieve harmful habit - forming drugs. Mad« a home and do their sli.itv R
wholly of those native. American. medL-
hnt all, or nearly all, appear to admit I
Rheumatic Pains.
Inal roots most highly recommended by making the habitat of the wild J
an ultimate limit to the atie of tbe visi
leading
medical authorities of all the sev the savage a place meet lor the lx
I
have
been
>«
very
gr.-at
sufferer
from
ble uulverae, or. In other w ords, believe | tbe dreadful disease. ihrumatism, fora eral schools
of practice for the cure of
civilization, are entitle to
that tbe galqxy of worlds which sur ; numlier ot years. I have tried many woman s peculiar ailments.
For nuking mothers.or for those broken- have a wav out to market l<*1
r mnd tn form. In fact, but an Islet In ; medicines but never got much relief
In health by too frequent bearing of
'he vast Infinity of space.
from any of them until two rears ago. down
children, also for the expectant mothers, »portalion of the fruits of tls*J
It would appear af first sight that when 1 bongfit a hottie of Chamberlain s to prepare the system for the coming ol without having to bear moW^j
any attempt to noire the question of Pain Balm. I found relief la-fore I had baby and making Its advent easy and just shaie of the burdens oi
rainless, tnere is no medicine quite
the existence of external galaxies anil used all of one lx>1 tie. but «rut on apply- almost
1
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Prescription ■ It Washington County News.
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their distance was absolutely futile, yet ing
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tell you
W-|l
Whooping Coui*1’
culation ta that the nearest external j how wonderfully it ban worked —M rs tonic and strengthening nervine nicely
I have used ClinmbertJBfl
adapt«>d to woman’s delicate sv«tem by ■
universe la so far distant that light S arah A Cot.lt Uns New St.. Dover, physician of large experience In the treat Remedy in my family in ''«***
from It traveling at the speed of IM. ! lh-1. t hamberlaiii’s Pam Balm is a lint. ment of woman s peculiar ailments.
■ ng cough, ami want to tell F
Dr. Pierce may be consulted by letter is tli- beat medicine I have ej*
W*0 miles a second would take nearly "’ent. The relief from pain which it
im,non.MO years to reach ns'Cham
* *2°?* worth manv times its free of charge. Addre«s Dr. R. V. Pierro, W. F G aston . I’ osco . O s
cost. It makes rpst and sleep possible, i Jrul?al^NiY*> • lnd 8ur8kai lnHUtuK is aafe and sure. For sale V*
bars’ Journal.
For sale by Clough's Drug Store.
Drug Store.
i&hruniic Hand
/facte ffo/n
PureirapeCream^Tarta
The only excuse for buying anything but
a Pure Grape Cream of Tartar Baking
Powder is to save a few cents in price»
Avoid Alum Ailments—Say plainly
ROYAL BAKING
POWDER