Sparks from the Anvil.
Ger, how anxious the Headlight man is
to hold an inquest on the hard times
corpse.
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An exchange savs going into politics
means going out of everything else. And
there is no josh about that
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Oil, yes, they say the republican party is
awfully corrupt—but not since these
mugwumps left it to for a pull at Miss
Democracy's teat.
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Peel off ye peelers I Chittim bark is
quoted in New York as follows : First
grade, 20c. a pound ; second grade, 16c.
a pound. And yet so manv people are
leaving Tillamook and this snap to make
a good wad behind them. The editor
would give one word of kind advice to
the peelers this year, and that is to peel
clean bark and thoroughly dry it before
it is sacked. Then peelers will have an
article that will bring the top price, for
bark that is improperly dried and sacked
soon becomes worthless.
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Register ! Register I Register ! This
is a year when every republican should
register and vote a straight party ticket,
for .it is a presidential year and all fac.
tional differences should be buried out of
sight. Tillamook county is not going to
fall behind other counties in its admira
tion for President Roosevelt in the elec
tion next month, for the party vote cast
then will indicate what support Tilla
mook will give Roosevelt in November.
Therefore, republicans should register so
as to elect the republican ticket in June
with a good rousing majority, and do
the same thing in November. You must
register, however, before the 15th if you
want to vote.
spleen upon B. L. Eddy, Tillamook's
Real Estate Transfers.
favored son and one of our most respect
ed citizens, as they did two years ago (From the office of Eddy & Botts.)
when they fathered the Independent and U. 8. A. to Janies Atkinson. Patent.
printed one of the most villanous sheets 1
Se 17 3 8 10.
ever published in Tillamook, and it was U. S. A. to James C. Bewley. Patent.
only by the good sense of Mis. Thayer
E V5 Nw sec 14 i S % Swe sc 11
1 N 10.
that that issue was suppressed, which, I
in our judgment, was a severe rebuke up Kasper Schlappi and wife to Casper
on those who had anything todowi'.h
and Babetta Schlappi. 1 acre in
it. There is the same ranker today and
sec 16 2 8 9. »1.00
the same thing is developing in the same William C. Morton and wife to W. 8.
rag journal, fathered by the same in.
ana Mary J. Cone. Se 26 1 N 10.
dividuals, and on that account we must
»300.
respectfully decline.
.
Casper and Babetta Schlappi to Kas
per Schlappi. 1.20 acres in sec 16
"Vote for Charley Talmage, the Yam
2S9. »1.00.
hill republican and Tillamook democrat, j U. 8. Land Office to Rollie W. Wat
Not much, we've known him too long in
son. Receipt for payment for Nw
Yamhill county. W. T. West is my man
12 3 8 8.
for joint tepresentative, a good old Tilla- L. Parrish to Fred Kabkee. Sw 36 2
mooker, a honorable gentleman, a good
N 10. »1200.00
straight republican, even if I am a demo, Thomas Kellow and wife to Asa O.
crat. Why, the democratic party in
Wells. W Se Se 1 4 8 10. »600.
Tillamook will never amount to any Burr L. Beals and wife to Fred R.
thing as long as we fool democrats will I
Beals. % interest in Se 25 2 S 8.
allow sorehead republicans, disgruntled
»1.00
mugwamps and Thayer’s henchmen to j Claude and Estelle Thayer to John
run the democratic party. We never can
Donaldson. 40 acres in 36 1 S 10.
expect to win, as we used to years ago,
»1300.
as long as that class of men run the | O. A. Bergstrom to Geo. W. Kiger.
democratic party. Just to convince you, I
Ne 22 1 8 7. »1000.
I notice that the republican party was Peter Ternberg and wife to Geo. W.
glad to get rid of the soreheads and we
Kiger. Se 22 1 S 7. 81000.
democrats were glad to embrace them, Two mortgages to secure 81300.
onlv to be convinced that we had a white Two morgages securing »425 satisfied.
elephant on our hands.” This is not the
exact language used by the person who
Notice.
made the above remark, but it comes as
near to it as we could remember. As it
We wish to thank the people of Tills,
contained a good deal of democratic mook for business favors extended in tile
horse sense,we felt it was worth publish past, and solicit your patronage in the
ing for the edification of the democratic future. We always have a warm feeling
brethren. Let the democratic party for your city, one of our best business
another election eliminate the republican points. We shall return about July 4-th
soreheads, disgruntled mugwamps and and dispose of new ztock of Pianos and
Thaver henchmen from bossing the demo Organs.
cratic party it would stand a good show
Yours truly,
•
of winning out eventually, for there are
A llkn & GiLBKKr, R amakbk Co.
a large number of democrats who would
stand pat and vote straight under those
Rough spruce lumber sawed
circumstances, but thev never will as long
to
order, for ¿7.00 a thou
as there is such a conglomeration of
mugwamps riding the democratic partv sand, at the Tillamook Lum
for their own purpose as they are doing bering Co.
this year. The editor won't charge the
democratic party anything for this ad
Finest creamery butter re
vice, and we hope they will not follow it
duced to 45c. a roll at Cohn's.
for the good of the republican party.
Druggist Clough makes a nice looking
••grass widower” for nice looking ladies
to admire during his wife's absence.
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“Sold out, doctor I” No, we mean that
it is the Vosburg that has sold out and
Tillamookers are up against the doctor
good and hard.
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As T. B. Handley's residence is receiv
ing a coat of paint there may be some
prospect of the Headlight building get
ting a painting also.
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It is said that "Coin" Harvey hascome
to the conclusion that silver is a dead
issue since he has become a president of
a railroad with a big »10,000 salary.
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This was the party vote at the special
election in Tillamook last year for con
gressman : Elmore, prohibitionist, 48 ;
Hermann,¡republicau, 476 ; Ingle, social,
ist, 60 ; Kearnes, democrat, 126.
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"Laugh and grow fat I” That is what
the editor is doing under the constant
fire of the political knockers and sore
heads, so much so that it is awfully dis It looks almost like insulting a mar.
appointing when they quit roasting him. to ask hitn to vote the democratic ticket
and go back to the good old democratic
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This is a year when republicans should days when they used to discount county
stand pat and vote a straight ticket for warrants about 50c. on the dollar, but
straight republicans. Do not be hum some democrats will never get their eve
bugged by democratic hard times prom teeth cut and will vote to give "blood
ises or by yoting for any hard times can money” to money lenders, as they did a
didates.
few years ago in Tillamook, and to the
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very men who want to reform lhecounty
It was only a cow on the side walk op
now on those democratic hard times
posite the Herald office, but Rollie came
lines. One thing sure, those who were
out of his office like a cyclone and sent
“touched” for "blood money’’ by the
his foot high into the air. That's no
money sharks are not liable to vote for
wav to treat dear Old Bossv, from whom
Thayer's democearic "slate" now that
most of us receive our bread—as well as
county warrants are 100c. on the dollar
butter.
under the republican administration.
» n ft
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That the merchants and shippers of «.
Somehow.it looks awfully bad to see
Tillamook were indignant with Mr. S.
a republican, or at least a person who
Elmore when he suddently raised the
claims to lie a republican, spouting on
price of freight from »2 50 to $5.00 a
the street against the republican ticket
ton. is onlv putting it mild. But Mr. and for the Thayer's "slate ’’ We are lead
Elmore has come in with balm to ealm
Io understand that these spouters are
the troubled sea.
paid to spout and their text is that the
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If the Port of Tillamook Commission republican party is a court house ring.
is not dead, then what the devil is the Heaven knows who and what the Thaver
matter with that august body since ring represents, and as for the republican
Mayor Talmage made his last appoint ring, the only ring that the editor is
ments at the dictation of Claude Thayer. aware of is the gentlemen who formed
They must have hoodooed the Commis-' the republican convention and noininat
sion for it is doing nothing for the benefit ed a clean republican ticket, and it be
hooves every loyal republican to support
ol the Port.
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and work for every candidate on the
How it would delight Claude Thayer ticket. That is good politics, and it is
and his dear Little Pugwarop he is rais a good thing for the republican party
ing on mugwump, if the dear people when a few so-called republicans get on
would only elect Thos. Coates county the street and spout for Thayer’s “slate."
clerk. Seeing that the Pugwamp has
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already hoodooed Coates, Claude made
The editor is not the only republican
a mistake that he did not have his own nominated on the democratic ticket, for
Our Motto : Quick Sale and small profits. Satisfaction guaranteed or your
name put on the democratic "slate" for we find that Chas Nelson, of Cloverdale,
county clerk.
was nominated for justice of the peace money returned.
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for the third justice district. We are glad
One of the objections that the Pug-
to know that there is another gentleman
wantp and the Mugwumps accuse Mr.
in the county who is not onlv esteemed
Eddy of is that he is a corporation at
by the republican party, but is also by
torney. Well, that is strange, for Eddy
the democratic party, so much so that he
made the corporations pay about »100,-
also obtained a nomination on the dem
000 in taxes last year on account of his
ocratic ticket. Shake, Bro. Nelson, for
corporation tax law. Oh, yes, Eddy is
Take your
there are but few republicans who have
a good corporation attorney when he
thus been honored by Miss Democracy in
can do that and save that amount of
this county. But theeditor is now fairly
money fot property owners.
up against it, for he understands that
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Oh, yes, the republican party in this Bro. Nelson is willing to make the run,
to
county is an awfully corrupt party in the ; provided the editor will. With all due
eves of those who have sucked at the re courtesy to Miss Democracy and respect
publican teat for years and who are now for the democratic party as a party,
trying to work the double auction on we must respectfully decline, for the rea
the democratic teat, to.wit, Mayor Tal son that certain individuals will endea
THE RELIABLE DRUGGIST.
mage and his little pug mugwump pup vor to use the democratic party ol Tills-
I mook county to pour out their persona)
that he is raising on the democratic teat.
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White River, Peerless, Pride of Waldo
Hills, Graham, Rye, Whole Wheat,
Flour. Take your choice.
All Kinds of Feed.
MOWERS, RAKES, TEDDERS,
PLOWS, HARROWS, DISCS.
Buggies,Wagons, Hacks, Surries.
peter^oq
¡Snuffer. -
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