Meat Inspection. Professional Cards. A Philadelphian who knew Dr. Rixcv, COATES, Mrs. McKinley’s physician, when he was a student in that eitv. c died on him , A bstractor . in Washington and was invited to lun­ cheon. The Philadelphian asked to be ■g L. EDDY, excused liecnnse of chronic indigestion, Tillamook . . Oregon. which prevented him eating luncheon. A ttorney - at -L aw , “Nonsense," said Dr. Rixev, “I have S. STEPHENS, asked you to luncheon because I want T illamook O regon . to giye you a good lecture. You are suf­ • Agent for the fering from restlessness, not dyspepsia. HOME MUTUAL AND LONDON & LIVERPOOL GLOBE INSURANCE In the five minutes you have lieen sitting COMPANIES, opposite me you have looked at your1 II. COOPER, watch four times, fumbled with the seal Agent for North West School Supply on your watch chain, twirled the handle | Company, Notary Public. A ttorney ’- at -L aw , ol your umbrella when you didn't stop I TILLAMOOK. — OREGON to run your fingures through your hair T illamook O regon . and ¡have talked incessantly without <-\LAUDE THAYER, having anything particularto sav. You Agent for Fireman’s simply waste vour nervous force. Learn Fund and London and Lanca­ IL GOYNE, to keep still when you can, nnd not to bother yourself about trifles that do not shire Fire Insurance concern you. If patients knew how to A ttorney - at -L aw , Companies. do nothing at the proper time, half the Tillamook .. Oregon. Office : Opposite Court House, nerve doctors’ occupation would be gone.’’ ________________ T illamook .. O regon . “The great mass of our citizens,’’ said Dr. Salmon, the chief of the Bureau of Animal industry of the Department of Agriculture, “have no conception either of the disease found among animals in the abattoirs or of the enormous amount of work which our department is doing to protect them from diseased animal products. It is only through the exam, ¡nation of the pathological specimens actually found by the meat insjieetors that we ourselves are able to appreciate the importance of having experienced and educated men on guard to withdraw carcasses so affected from the meat sup­ ply of the country. “No public work, however, can long be sustained or carried to the highest de­ gree of efficiency unless the people of the country understand its objects and value and become interested in it. This lieing true as a general proposition, we can hardly expect the meat inspection ser­ vice, interfering, as it must more or less, with some of the wealthiest and most Pointed Paragraphs. powerful industrial organizations in the world, to be conducted with vigor and a A wise man in business may be a fool ¡ÇALAUDE THAYER, rigid adherence to correct principles un­ in love. less there is a popular appreciation of Only a fool would trust a man who A ttorney - at -L aw , the value of the work to every consumer says the worhlowes him a living. of meats. Some men keep from being imposed T illamook O regon . “To give some idea of the frequency upon by being disagreeable. or infrequency of disease in our meat­ Distauce doesn’t lend enchantment to producing animals, I might cite some one's view of the almighty dollar. OBERT A. MILLER, statistics covering the two fiscal veals A woman doesn't really want to l)C beginning July 1. 1897, and ending June | unreasonable, but she simply can’t help A ttorney - at -L aw . 10, 1899. They are especially valuable it. on account of the large number of car­ The man who waits for something to Oregon City, Oregon. cases inspected during that period. turn up is apt to discover that it is his Land Titles and Land Office “During the two years mentioned the toes. number of cuttle examined reached a to. j A run of bad luck may not remove the j Business a Specialty. tai of 8,831,927. Of these, 19,45+ entire mote, but it takes the beam out of a carcasses an 1 parts of 23,106 additional fellow's eye. W. SEVERANCE, If some people were to weigh every ! carcasses were condemned, making a total ol +8 carcasses in lO.OOOcondcmned word they utter it would be decidedly tough on the scales. in whole or in part. A ttorney ’- at -L aw , "The number of sheep inspected dur-> When a man marries he thinks ¡he is getting a mate, but often the supposed ing this period reached 11,120,776, of j O regon . T illamook which 8,39+ carcasses, or 7V4 per 10,000, j mate turns out to be a captain. After her school days arc over the I were wholly condemned and 650 car- I sweet girl graduate is apt to learn that I casses, or 0.6 per 10,000, were condemn­ T. BOTTS, beyond the alter lies the washtub. ed in part. • A ttorney - at -L aw . “The number of hogs slaughtered tin-1 Before marriage a man considers his best girl a little dear; alter marriage lie der inspection during the same ficriod Office in the Ol.SEN B lock , was++.8+1.779, of which 106,555 car-! usually considers her a little extrava­ Over the Bakery. casses were wholly condemned, being gant. Tile spinster carries a watch to enable about 2+per 10,000 and 58,+91, or 13 T illamook . . O regon , her to husband her time, and the mar. per 10,000 were condemned in part." mied woman for the purpose of timing lier husband. AVID WILEY, M.D., Quaint Features of Life. Blasts from Ram’s Horn. P hysician , S urgeon and Another girl has used her hatpin to ad­ True prayer in the heart makes it the vantage. A highwayman attacked her A ccoucheur . as she was walking along a road at home of praise. All calls promptly attended to. To widen vourlife without deepening night, near Highland Falls, N. Y., and. demanded her money, but she drew her it only to weaken it. T illamook - .. O regon . trusty ,hatpin and defended herself so | When the door of prayer closes on vigorously that the man turned and ran, earth it opens on heaven. E. BARTEL, M.D., The heavier sins fetter the more some yelling with fright and paiu. P hysician and S urgeon . boast of their freedom. “On Monday,’’ says the Henderson Iflifeisa day-dream death will Ire a Female Di-cases a Snc/idty. Gold Leaf, "a couple came in to lie mar­ terrible night ol reality. All disorders of S.omnch. Liver nnd ried and secured .the services of Rev. M. Kidnevs SkiPfu'lv I r< t rd. A man of bitter thoughts will not be H. Tuttle and the use of W. T. W hitten’s likely to live a sweet life. Office Over J. S. S turg HN’ s store. After the ceremony the bridegroom It is of less importance to push the D rug S tore , T illamook , O r . took the preacher to one side and ex­ trolley car along than to get the engine plained that he had no money, but start«! in the power house. T M. SMITH, M.D., drawing from his pocket a little bottle, There is some people who think God • urged that he had an extra good article will reward them for giving the church P hysician and S urgeon . of whiskey audit sisted that the minister n dollar to buy a cushion for them to take a drink. Of course, it had to lie sit on. ___ __________ _ Office in T odd ’ s Building. declined.” On exhibition nt Buffalo is the follow- Notice to Shippers. O regon . T illamook autograph letter by Daniel Webster dat-, All freight carried by the Pacific Navi­ ed March 19, 18+7 : "1 have paid $120 gation Company'«steamers is payable at R. O. II. DAVENPORT, for the freed om of Daul Jennings. He the Company's office on Lamb's wharf agrees to work out the same nt $8 n in Tillamook City as soon as checked D entist , month, to l»e found with board, clothes and ready fo- delivery anil washing, to Iregin when we return Al! local and back charges must lie paid Makes a Specialty of Crown and south. His freedom papers I give him. before freight leaves the wharf. Bridge Work, Thev are recorded in this district. The P acific N avkia ' ion C' ompamv . mulatto thus freed was the son of one ot Tillamook City .. Oregon. B. C. L amb , Agent. President Madison's slaves. J J The Oriel House, L. F. WELCH, Proprietor. First-class accommodation for the traveling public. 660 Commercial Street, Near O.R. & N. Wharf, and nearest Hotel to Tillamook boat landing, ASTORIA. ORE. OZE-1 C. & E. Thayer. I General Banking and Exchange busi- | neas. Exchange on England, Belgium, Ge“« ' many, Sweden, and all foreign countries TILLAMOOK. ORE. WOOD SAW. Leave orders at the Headlight Office when you have wood to saw. 50c. a < ord. W. TINNERSTE1V Proprietor. EDGAR LATIMER, BARBER AND HAIRDRESSER- | SHAVING, HAIR CLT 11 NG, SHAMPOOING, ETC Electric Baths nicely flitted up. Good for persons suffering with rheumatism, C. A. BAILEY, DEALER IN STU DE HA KE R WAGON OSHORNE MOWERS, Buggies, hay rakea, plows, and ollie farm msrhinery. You ran save money by dealing with me, Sperisl Prices on Buggies and Spring Wagons. C A. BAILEY. Tillamook, Ore. CHAS. PETERSON, SHAMPOOING, Hot and Cold F^aths. 1 .<• v/ h t thou , .s run //. y r/f.s r c / ass