THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MARCH 28, 1901.
Sunday Fishing.
and, when he tires of ns, most of us will to walk the plank, and after he had
retire to private life amid rural scenes been weighted with iron the sentence
Owing to a “clerical error" which was
, propituous for secret meditation and was carried into ejection.
paid for, the enrolling committee of the 1 sile.it >
I silent prayer. Working night and day
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the Sunday dosing luw from the fish
bill passed in the legislature, and now
you can fish in Washington on Sundav,
but we have a close senson in Oregon.
All the Oregon fishermen will have to do
when it comes Sundav is to go over to
Washington side and fish. In Washing­
ton the legislature passes laws in the in­
terests of fishermen. In Oregon laws
are passed for the benefit of the coin-
bine.—Astoria Herald.
over and the time comes for the dis­
tribution of the loaves and fishes now
vulgarly called "pie"—by some strange
lapse of memory he is forgotten.
is
Sparks from the Anvil.
The Methodist preacher who be-
seaches Providence to send Chicago a
political savior “ bearing the white
plume of stainless honor’’ asks a good
deal, even of Omnipotence. Absolutely
stainless honor is rare among politicians
and it is not exactly abundant among
the clergy. As we recollect it, the re­
verend gentleman himself was the cen­
tral figure some fifteen years ago in an
affair which required the free applica­
tion of chloride of lime to disinfect it.
Preachers should not indulge in brickbat
practice when they themselves reside in
dwellings of glass.
Itezxxs of Irxterest.
ROYAL EGG NOODLES.
Two packages for 25 cents.
The cheapest and best Noodle on the market, and better
than the home made article.
Arbuckles’ or Lion Coffee, two packages for 25 cents.
Shredded Wheat Biscuit, two packages for 25 cents.
White House Coffee, 50 cents a pound.
Peers of Great Britain have the right
to be hanged with silken cords instead of
hempen rope. Few avail themselves of
the privilege.
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Road Poll Taxes.
There will alwaysbesome one to breed
the scrub cow, »ouivuouy
somebody to
milk her,
iu muK
ner,
)n the first Monday in April, it will lie somebody to lose money feeding her steer
the duty of the several county clerks calf, but it should not be you.
Successful Farmer.
under the provisions of a new law, to
&
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Do the young men on the farm tend to
-1
issue to road su|>ervisors blank road
Mrs. Nation's paper, the Smasher’s
leave an agricultural life to enter com­
poll tax receipts for collection of road
"i
Mail is edited with an ax and managed
mercial and industrial pursuits? This
poll taxes. This law is already in effect
by a retired saloon keeper of shady skin.
Dealers
in
question was discussed by Prof. Milton
and will govern every road supervisor in
The combination ought to make a hit.
Whitney, chief of the division of
the state in the collection of road poll
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soils of the Department of Agriculture, in j3
taxes. The main purpose of the law is
A New York man had his stomach his testimony before the industrial com­
to secure the payment of this tax from a
greater number of people and to guard taken out, mended, massaged, and put mission. There is still such a tendency,
against dishonesty on the part of road back. The doctors say the job was a Prof. Whitney stated, but a change is
Headquarters for Dairymen’s Supplies.
supervisors, who have heretofore had an notable success, inasmuch as the man taking place in that respect, brought
survived.
about by attractive salaries to be ob­
opportunity to put into their own
Agent for CHARTER OAK STOVES. Western Washing Machines.
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tained by agricultural experts. It is a
pockets part of the taxes collected.
The author of the songs, “ When You common thing now, he said, for a
Large Stock of Paints, Oils, Varnishes and Glass.
Know the Girl You Love Loves You" tobacco expert to be paid such a start­
Hypocrites
and “ Somebody Has My Heart,” is ling salary as $3,000 or $4,000 a year. ft
The Most Reliable GROCERY STORE in Tillamook.
The world isn’t half so full of fools as doing time in a Brooklyn jail for caress­ These experts are not college-bred men
5d<
V..
and frequently have deficient general
it is of hypocrites. If the foolkiller ing his wile with a hambone.
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education, but have become valuable in
would change his vocation and go after
The latest town seal, devised by a
the practical work of tobacco growing
those people who profess one thing and Leavenworth man, represents a
Sheep Killed by Leech.
large
do another he might be of some use in hornet's nest with the sentiment in­ and allied industries. Such salaries are
S
alem
, Or., March 22.—The sheep in­
the world. The person who pretends to scribed round the outer edges ; "Don’t now often paid men who are experts in
dustry of the Willamette Valley is ex­
OF SAN FRANCISCO, DEALERS IN
the
manipulation
of
soils
of
various
be a friend and then slanders you be­ monkey with this community.’'
kinds and in the management of large periencing severe reverses this spring
hind your back is worse than a fool be­
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truck farms. A recent instance is the from the leech. It is conservatively es­
cause he knows better. Help a dog out
The
Masonic
apron
that
George
Wash
­
salary
offered by Japan to Gscar Loew timated by sheepmen that fully one-third
ofa ditch, and no matter what kind of
ington
wore
is
in
the
possession
of
Kan
­
of
$7,000
a year. Dr. Loew was a of the number of sheep in the Willam­
a dog he is—town dog, country dog,
sas City lodge, AncientFreeand Accepted tobacco expert of the Department of ette Valley have died from this cause dur­
educated or illiterate, aristocratic or
Masons. It is authentic and is carefully Agriculture. Still more recently that ing the past four months. Some estimate
plebian—he will wag his tail to paralysis
guarded, and held to Ire almost priceless. government offered $5,000 a year for an the loss on this account at fully 50 per
and exhaust every muscle trying to tell
cent of the herds, but this is thought to
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you that every drop of blood in his veins Jesse Powell, of Emporia, Kan., says expert of that kind to go to the island be excessive.
of
Formosa.
A
large
beet-growing
con
­
is at your commad. Help a man out of a his wife figured it out recently that
This is the first appearance of the leech
ditch and what follows depends very during the past thirty-five years she bad cern had paid $3,000 a year to a man in the Valiev for a number of years. The
who
could
successfully
treat
the
alkali
much upon his breed. The more we see baked 191,625 hot biscuits, more than
leech is found in large numbers in the
ofa great many men the more we like half of which he had eaten. They have soil with which it had been troubled. grasses and in watering places on bot­
AGENTS STEAMERS ‘ W. H. KRUGER” AND ’ ACME.”
The
old
methods
of
farming
have
largely
dogs, anyway.
For San Francisco and Los Angeles.
hot biscuits at one meal every day.
gone by the board and the successlu tom lands where sheep graze during the
spring
months.
They
are
taken
internally
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Hobsonville,
Or.
J. E, SIBLEY, Mgr
farmer of today must think as well as
Quite Correct.
and attack the liver, the ducts of which
An editor lay dying, says the Arizona work.
soon become congested, and the sheep
The Junction City Times hits the nail Kicker, and the doctor, leaning over him
lives but a short time. No remedy has
remarked:
“
Circulation
’
s
nearly
gone.
”
Blasts
from
Ram
’
s
Horn.
on the head when it says :
been discovered by which the sheep can
"Don’t curse the blamed trusts and The dying man, summoning all his
Opportunities make obligations.
be successfully treated when once at­
then the minute you get ten dollars energy, shouted ; “ You're a liar! We've
A windbreak often hides the sun.
tacked by the leech.
ahead send an order to Montgomery I got the »» largest circulation in the
PROPRIETORS OF
There is scarcely a farmer but has
The
life of pain oft makes the heart at
Ward; Sears, Roebulk, etc., and help cou,ltr.''
*
suffered
the
loss
of
a
part
of
his
herd
peace.
support one of the biggest trusts in the
A friend wishes to know what he can
The loose tongue usually betokens a but the percentage of deaths is greater
country. What if you do get your goods do to make his hired man contented. It
in some localities than in others. The
a little cheaper—that is what the trusts depends upon the mail, but if he (our rattlebrain.
DEALERS IN
heaviest loser, thus far reported, is S
do. They crush competition. Every dol- friend) will do all the milking and get a
God’s showers can bring no blessing to
Philippi, of Linn County, who has large
dollar sent to mail order houses is just good looking hired girl the chances are seedless soil.
herds near Scio. During the past winter
that much toward building up trusts. the li. m. will be reasonably contented.
Some churches are fleecers of money in­ he has lost 1000 head, representing one-
Shop next door to Larsen's Hotel, Tillamook
Montgomery Ward is not a philanthro­ II not, then he should be fired at once.
stead of fishers of men.
half of his herds. G. W. Hunsaker, a
pist in any sense of the word. He is a
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The wise man is like a tree, bending prominent sheepraiser of Turner, reports
shrewd business man and by judicious
The following birth notice recently ap- often but never changing base.
a loss of over 250 head. J. W. McKinney,
advertising, has built up a trust that peared in a Kansas paper ; " Born—to
Every church ought to have a corral also of Turner, has lost many head, while
bids fair to wreck a majority of small the wile of James Jones, a boy. The boy
the leech has made heavy inroads upon
towns. If you desire this, send them favors his old dad in several ways, viz : for the kicker to air his heels.
The world needs an inside religion evi­ the herds of Dinsmore Bros., of this city.
your cash and get credit of vour home He is bald, has a red nose, takes to a
Losses from numerous smaller sheepmen
merchants and denounce the trusts. Let bottle like a bumbleliee to a lump of denced in outside realities.
are reported daily.
A few who can live truth are better
your action speak for you and preach sugar, and makes u lot of noise about
than many who talk of dying for it.
what you practice.”
Is After Aguinaldo.
nothing. Selah!"
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When you seek to balance riches with
M anila , March 23.—General Funston
While cutting up a poplar at his saw- right the one will rise as the other
The Torrens System.
is now engaged in a daring ptojeet which Stage leaves Tillamook daily exeept Sunday.
mill in Lee county, Viriginia, C. R. falls.
promises to be the greatest and most
The Kansas City (Mo.) Real Estate Kesterton found an auger hole plugged
After talking with a nagging woman it romantic achievement of his eventful Stage leaves N- Yamhill daily exeept iDonday,
Exchange favors the Torrens system in by a pin. On removing the pin he found
is a great relief to take a roll in a bed of career.
Tickets must be secured the day previous from the Agents at
regard to land transfers. The Torrens in the hole five >20 gold pieces bearing
stinging
nettles.
In January, from his hiding place in
system was first adopted in Australia, dates between 1850 and I860. The
North Yamhill and Tillamook.
the province of Isabella. Auginaldo
and is now in vogue in that country, coins are supposed to have been hid
Bachelor Reflections.
wrote letters anathematizing the sub­
Manitoba, and in Massachusetts and there for salekeeping during the civil
chiefs who had taken tlie oath ol allegi­
some other states of the United States, war.
Bv their dads ye shall (not) know ance to the United States. Later Aguin
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its advocates claim that it greatly sim­
«
them.
aldo ordered insurgent forces in South­
plifies real estate transfeis and renders
At an inquest at Columbus, 0., where
At a certain age a man is so much the ern Luzon to join him at a rendezvous
them less expensive, while at the same a baby has burned to death by an acci­
better for being bad.
in Isalielia province. Thereliel officer in.
time making titles less dubious. This dent, its clothing having caught fire, one
Make a Specialty of Logging and Machine Work.
svstem was adopted at the late session of the jurymen offered this advice ; If Lot's wife probably turned arotmd to tructed with these orders secretly nego.
First Class Work Guaranteed.
Charges are Reasonable.
of the Oregon legislature. Senator Kel­ people would only rinse clothing, after gurgle at the sinful baby that lived next tinted with the Americans. On securing
necessary information, Generul Funston
ly, of this county, was the author of the washing, in a solution of alum and door.
bill and labored hard to secure its pas­ water, they would never take lire ; if If a lizard were a secret, by the time planned Aguintddo's capture, and with Shop in Hiner’s old Stand, TILtUAfl/IOOK CITY.
General MacArthur's authorization,
sage. He introduced a similar bill at they came in contact with a flame they three women had passed it along it
General Funton proceeded two weeks
would be an alligator.
the session two years ago and after it would merely smolder.
,
A man judges a woman’s heart by her agq to make the attempt.
passed the senate, it was killed in the
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General Funston, with Surgeon-Major
house. The bill developed considerable
It is recalled when the late William M. face; a woman judges a man's face by Harris, Captain Newton, of the Thirty­
opposition from a few abstract com­ Evarts was secretary of state in Presi­ his heart.
fourth Infantry; Lieutenant Adaire, of
panies in the state, but this session it dent Hayes' cabinet he said in an after-
A woman who loves too much some­ the Twenty-second Infantry; Lieutenant
passed the senate unanimously and went dinner speech at Omaha : “ I like the times loses, but a woman who loves too
through the house l»v a large majority. west. 1 like her self-made men ; nnd the little never gains anything worth losing. Mitchell, of the Fortieth Infantry, six
veteran scouts and a company of native
The governor filed the bill without his more I travel west, the more I meet with
The women have got np a new story scouts, all picked men, embarked on the
signature.-“Albany Herald.
her public men, the more I am satified of now about a girl who was so sensitive
gunboat Vicksburg and were landed on a
the truthfulness of the bible statement that it made her seriously ill to be kissed.
remote beach above Baler. It was ar­ Agents for Kopp’s Brewery, the Brewer of the Finest Beer in the Northwest.
The Country Editor.
that the wise men came from the east."
Strangers can find here a place to write, attend to corr<n|>ondetKrt, privatel)
Every girl has an idea that when she ranged that Aguinaldo’» emissary, with
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confer upon business or social matters and generally feel el home.
is telling a man she loves him he will see the native scouts, should pass them­
One of the highest tributes ever paid
Two million seven hundred thousand
the “country editor,” is that of Senator Frenchwomen are reported by the last her whole soul looking at him in her selves off as insurgent troops, who,
having captured General Funston and
Hale, of Maine. In discussing the sub­ census of that country us employed in eves.
ject of postage on newspapers the Sena­ out-door work on the farms and gardens
Whenever a woman sees a picture in a others, were taking them as prisoners to
tor from Maine remarked of the country of France. This condition would theo­ book of a woman kneeling at a man's Aguinaldo. At the right time, when
brought liefore Aguinaldo, General Fun.
editor;
retically imply large families of children, feet she feels that she ought to read it ston was to give a signal, when the
He is the packhorse of every commun­ but the same census discloses thef act herself liefore she lets her daughter.
tables were to Ire turned and Aguinaldo
ity, the promoter of every laudable en­ that the nation as a whole is barely
Some men's way of getting the devil
was to Ire seized.
terprise, the worst underpaid laborer in i
behind
them
is
by
chasing
him
around
|
holding its own in point of population.
Six days’ march into the interior were
the vinyard. Counting his space as
the stump and going slow.
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contemplated. Treachery was considered
capital he gives more to charity, his
possible, but every precaution was taken.
means considered, than any other mem­ George W. Putnam, of Westfield, 0., in
Advices from the Philippines nre so en-
ber of society. He is a power in politics, whose veins runs the blood of “Old Put” couraging for peace that the War De- ! ; The troops in New Viscaya and New
and the gunboats Viskslrurg and
a pillar of the church, and a leader in the of revolutionary fame. is said to be the partment „cons.der.ng the adv.sab.l.t, I Ecija
*
with
crusade of better morals. He is pre­ oldest railway mail clerk in America. of reducing the garrisons m the »rehn
¡,„
He
was
appointed
just
after
the
inau
­
eminently the friend of humanity. Line
pelago
The
reorganized
Arm.,
-
w,
I
be
m(
______
upon line, paragraphs, day by dav he is guration of Lincoln in 1861 and has recruited to the full strength of 100.000 |
M....................... —
l>een in
embalming in cold facts from which the .w..
... v continuous
..... ......... service ever since. He men, but it is believed that future re-1 A woman never gets to lie so sure of
Prices.
PORTLAND. OREGON,
Herodotus. Tacitus, Sismondi, McCauly ha. a run between Ashtabula and Oil
quirements
will
not
compel
the
Adminis-
.
her
husband
’
s
love
that
she
doesn't
look
of the future will write the history of, City on a branch of the Lake Shore road.
tration to maintain this maximum. ! hard at all the pretty women he bowsto.
I. » A, 1O rxstr
H-
our times. vr_
He .'.-It..
fully chronicles
our “ fl ad-
A woman generally doesn’t find out Centrally boosted.
About 30,000 regulars will lie entitled to
Rates, $1 Per Day.
Jerry,
the
fighting
black
cat
of
the
fish
vent into the world, briefly notes our
that her husband has come home out of
i
their
discharges
in
the
current
rear.
It
uprisings and down-sittings, and sor­ commission steamer Albatross, after six­ | is proposed to let these soldiers return j temper for ten minutes after the cat has
teen years of service, recently met an­
rowfully records our exit.
hid under the stove.
other black and died as a result ........
of the _ I to their homes, and not to fill their
We are more or less—generally more—
,
, buried the places. Thus the Army can be reduced
A woman’s idea of being nice to an­
H. LARSEN, Proprietor.
----- The ,flip's crew I
hi. handiwork, and the creature should encounter
f
„ J. I.
I
70f000
natural way other woman is to kiss her and say,
..............
Ann men
— Î in
— * „ perfectly Hatnral
.TILLAMOOK,
OREGON.
With-
1
mascot,
wrapperl
in
I
not isZ
be ungrateful
to his
creator. la!
With-
a rapped
___ __ ” with its a;„4..i;„»
without interfering
discipline nr
or •• Oh how lovely that new hat is," when
::
’ot and
enthusiastic
...... ti.l honors,
and held a g.
The Bert Hotel in the city. No Chineee Employed.
she knows she has had it a year.
most of us would not have been here, O rer h.s slayer. T! e Utter was sentenced (effect.venes
KING & KERREMANS.
M c I ntosh & mcnair ,
HARDWARE, TINWARE and CHINA.
OAK
STOVES, RANCES and HEATERS.
Truckee Lumber Co
FIR & SPRUCE Lumber
BOX SHOOKS
GENERAL MERCHANDISE
And LOGGERS’
SUPPLIES
LEACH & JONES,
Tillamook Meat Market,
Fresh and Cured Meats, Hides, Wool, etc.
The DIRECT ROUTE to TILLAMOOK
Carrying U.S. Mail.
... ...
, ,
Tillamook & North Yamhill Stage Line.
w.
V. MORGAN,
General Blacksmithing
WINE AND LIQUOR HOUSE.
Billiard Parlors and General Social Resort.
C. E. HADLEY, Proprietor.
Tillamook City,
Oregon.
RUSSELL ’S.
X, High Grade
THRESHERS |
STACKERS Machinery
i
/RUSSELL & CO.
LARSEN HOUSE,
M.