THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MAY 11,
I
ONE ADDED.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
IMPIETIES.
"In announcing the collection,” re
marked the pastor, "I shall repeat that
he who giveth unto the poor leiuleth un
to the Lord, only adding that the Lord
has no use for brass pant buttons, except
as mementos of the donor.”
I
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Deacon Goode—“Ah, my dear air. you
talk of your pleaaurea but what are they ,
to the joy which cornea from aelf-denial? i
The Agnostic—If it is such a pleasure
to deny yourself, what merit is there in
denying? Why not deny denying your
self, and so you have the pleasure of de
nial plus the pleasures of doing what you
want to do?
Ji
Mrs. Fourthly—What did you mean by
telling Mr. Bingo his bov had “the mak
ing of a great man” in him? You know
you have told me a hundred time that
his boy is the meanest and most worthless
youngster you ever seen in al) your ex
perience.
Rev. Dr. Fourthly—My dear, I was
merely considering that boy in his rela
tion to the grand scheme of evolution.
It will be interesting to the antiquarian
of some future generation to point to Mr
Bingo's boy as the particular brute from
which he descended.
?
The deacon did not try to conceal his
displeasure. “You preached a material
hell yesterday,” he protested warmly,
“although it was distinctly understood
when you were called to our church that
you did not believe in material hell!”
The pastor bowed stiffly. “Yes. sir,”
he replied. “It was also distinctly un
derstood that I was to lie paid monthly.
Since I have received no salary in six
months I consider myself absolved from
the understanding and free to l>elieve in
anything whatsoever! Yes, sir!”
ß
L. EDDY,
ATTORNE Y-AT-LiW.
COüUJVIBlflS,
T illamook , O regon .
Standard of the World yy
HARTFORDS,
H. cooper ,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
OREGON.
TILLAMOOK
Seeond only to Columbias
VIDETTES,
J. MAY,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Just hike Other Ulheels
T illamook , O regon
rp
H. GOY NE,
ATTORNE Y-AT-LA W,
Office: Opposite Court House,
T illamook , O regon .
0 LA UDE
THAYER,
Gents Chainless
$75.00
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Ladies Chainless
.75.00
T illamook , O regon .
Gents Chain Wheel
.50.00
Ladies
Chain
Wheel
.50.00
58.
(J. J. DALY,
i OSCAR HAYTER.
.40.00
49> Gents Chain Wheel
£)ALY & HAYTER,
1 1
*9» Gents
• 3500
20, Ladies
> )
•35,00
ATTORNE YS- AT-LA W,
21, Gents
.25.00
>1
D allas . O regon .
22, Ladies
.... 26.00
? 1
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We have a few ’98 models which we are selling at a reduced ROBERT A. MILLER,
rate, All wheels fitted with either single or double clincher tube
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
tires.
Columbia Model
Columbia Model
Columbia Model
Columbia Model
Columbia Model
Hartford Pattern
Hartford Pattern
Vedette Pattern
.
M. .. to M h...n (he Cable Grlpm«« stranger, and the wives of lhe
TV..w (oneede. <be KU........ . »-»•
I whaling captains who were ther. .
There has alwuys been one driver
that the cable gnpman has let have hi.
own wav, Riid that is the drner of the
giant tiuck with the load of ron
beams. The power in the engine that
moves the cubic is ample to brush assay
the great truck as it would a band cart.
But there would be no ndcpiate menus
of applying it, and this the cable ear
does not supply. Heavy as )t m. it ..not
nearly so heavy as the big truck with
the iron beums. Inacollis.on with thnt
the car would be wrecked and left be
hind, while the cable sung merrily on
below. The gripman know« this, unu
so, while he bangs the gong, he doesift
really mean to go on until the dnser
of the great truck has turned out.
There is now another moving thing
that the gripman does not try to brush
off the face of the earth, and that is
the ponderous road roller, such as is
used in the city in the making of as
phalt pavements. These rollers go from
one part of the city to another under
their own steam, hiuiliering along slow
ly but with irresistible power. Some
times they cross the cable tracks or
move along in the same street. With
a road roller ahead the gripman slams
the gong as usual, but it is purely a
formal notice. There are now two men
to whom the griptnau concedes the
right of way—the driver of the giant
truck with the iron beams and the
pilot of the steam road roller.
STORY OF A YALE MAN.
A Sappoaed “Deaf Was the Owner
of Great Wealth.
Recently a Yale “beat” was sent to
jail, after swindling his classmates in
wholesale fashion. He took the whole
country for his field of work and. visited
a prosperous classmate in San Fran
cisco, from whom he extracted $50. Al
though well to do. the Californian did
O regon C ity , O regon .
not like to waste $50, and resolved) to be
Land Titles and Land Office Business a stern, the next time a Yale, man called.
Specialty.
His next visitor was a classmate who
was known as the “dig” in* college, 18
(JAMES
McCAIN,
Mr. Berk ham of the Free Will Breth
ÍA. W. SEVERANCE. years before. He seemed just as seedy
as he used to appear in the classroom,
ren church, Wheeling, W. Va., is also
and the Californian scented another ap
^JcCAIN & SEVERANCE,
one of Sheri if II. 8. White’s best depu
peal for money. So he fortified him
ties. The sheriff frequently gives him
ATTORNEY’S-AT-LA W,
self, and when asked how the world
big bundles of papers to serve as he mak
AND ADVICE
had used him. related a doleful story of
es his monthly trips over his citcuit. On
T illamook , O regon .
bad luck, debt and poverty. He- must
the night of April 20 at Spanishburg the
have drawn the picture pretty strong,
A
part
of
the
staff
of
the
German
Expert
Specialist
and
Dr.
M
A
VID
WILEY,
M.D.,
congregation gathered for divine wor
for his visitor was deeply moved. Sud
ship, as the preacher could not stay till Meyers & Co. will make their regular monthly visit to
denly the seedy classmate turned and
PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND
Sunday, After he had given out the
said: “Now, don't feel hurt at my offer,
ACCOUCHEUR.
hymn ami read the text the Rev. Mr.
but I wish you would take $10,000 from
All call promptly attended to.
me to use until you strike better luck.
Berk ham noticed two fugitives in the
I really don’t know what to do with the
congregation for whom he had war
T illamook , O regon .
money, or how to invest all I have, and
rants, Mr. Berk ham quietly drew his
THEY WILL BE AT THE
shall be delighted to let you have it.”
revolver, walked down the aisle, placed
E. HAWKE, M.D.,
There was an awkward pause, an. out
the men under arrest, handcuffed them,
burst and brief explanation.
Then
fastened the handcuffs with a chain to
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
both adjourned to the club to talk it.
the pulpit ami proceeded with the ser
over, aud the. Californian learned how
Five Physicians and Surgeons, all Graduates from the l>est Medical Colleges in
TILLAMOOK, OREGON. his old class-mate had “struck it. rich”
mon as though nothing had happened. the world
*
De deputized four men to take the two
with a prosperous corporation and was
Among the ailments cured by the Expert Specialists are the following Bright’s Office : Over Todd’s Store.
prisoners to Bluefield today and preach Disease and all other Diseases of the Kidneys; Diseases of the Bladder, Urinary
really ready to give away money.
Organs. Liver. Spleen, Spine, Bowels, heart, Stomach, Eye. Ear, Skin and Nerves;
ed on his circuit.
also Impoverished Blood, Blood Poison and Scrofula ; Catarih, Tonsilitis, Con
A Grave Danger.
sumption, Bronchitis. Asthma, and other Throat ami Lung troubles ; Tumors,
It is not easy for a girl in her teens
Deformities.
Insomnia
Melancholy,
Paralysis,
Rupture,
Dysentery,
Dysftcpma,
The Man Behind the Blow.
to rightly understand anil appreciate
Neuralgia, Rheumatism. Stitf and Swollen joints ; Fe.nale Complaints, including
that a grave danger lurks for her in
Ovarian
troubles
;
Piles,
Fistula
Obesity,
Ring
Worm
and
Goiter
;
Tobacco,
There’s been a lot to say about the man
things which are not wrong in them
Opium, Cocaine and Liquor habit; Headache, Erysipelas, Gout, Tape Worm,
behind the gun.
selves. and yet, in their spirit, are not
Biliousness. Dropsy, Gall Stone, Eczema, Freckles, Blackheads. Cancer, ete., and
And folks has praised him highly for the Chronic Diseases generally.
exactly right. There is a fine line in
Union Depot, Sixth hih I J Streets.
I)r.
Meyers
&
Co.
cure
Nervous
Debility,
Lost
Manhood
and
all
Private
Dis.
noble work he done;
such a distinction, which, naturally, she
eases,
including
contagious
blood
|M>ison,
quickly
and
¡icrmanently,
and
at
reason
lias not lived long enough to see. But
He won a lot of honor fer the land where able prices.
TWO TRAINS DAILY
her parents see it, and try to make her
men are free,
FROM
ALL POINTS EAST.
The Expert Sjiecialists and Dr. Meyers & Co. are not only competent and re
see it. In this they are, unfortunately,
It was him that sent the Spaniards kitin' liable, l>ut are responsible, 1 h mg backed by ample capital ami ably managed.
not always successful, and the girl, feel
“ FAST MAIL llOVTK.”
back across the sea ;
Diseases which have baffled the skill of other physicians and stubbornly refused
Leaves for the East via Walla Walla and ing that the point has not been made
But he’s had this day of glory, had his to yield to ordinary medicines, methods and appliances, are quickly subdued and
clear |o her, leaves the counsel of her
mastered. They have the largest and best equipped I medical institution in Spokane daily at 2:20 p.in. Arrives at 10:15
little spree, and now
a.m.
mother or father in a resentful mood.
America.
There’s another to be mentioned—he’s
Leaves for the East via Pendleton and Hunt- Whatshecannot exactly understand she
C
all on the D octors W hen T hey C ome .— All ailing people should see Ex- ngton daily at 8 pm. Arrives via Huntington
the man behind the plow.
refuses to accept, and therein lies a
|wrt Specialists. A friendly talk, which costs alisolutely nothing, is bound to re and Pendleton at 7:20 a.m
danger. There are innumerable fine lit
A battleship's a wonder and an army’s suit in a deal of good, whether treatment is taken or not.
Dalles acorn mod a tion leaves daily except
HOME CURES—While it is preferable in many inMancefl to see a patient, the Sunday at 8 a in. Arrives daily except gun tle points of deportment which cannot
mighty grand,
be made quite clear to a young girl.
And warrin’s a ¡wrfession only heroes Herman Exoert Specialists have cured thousands whom they have never seen. If day at 6:30 p.m.
She has not had enough experience with
you cannot see the doctors write the home office fcr question list. Advice in legard
THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST
understand;
« to your ailment, lx» »k for men and women and treatise on any disease—ALL
people and the world. But because
SLEEPERS.
There’s somethin’ sort o’ thrillin' in a FREE Correspondence and other dealings with ¡»atieiits or prospective patients
Water lines schedule subject to change with these points are not clear to her she
sacredly confidential.
out notice.
tlag that’s wavin' high,
should not make up her mind that they
OCKAN AND KI VEH MHEIHLE,
And it inrkes you want to holler when
Terms mid Prices Within the Reach of All.
are not right. I wish it were possible
OCEAN DIVISION. — Steamships sail from for me to say here just the right word—
the boys go marchin' by ;
Ainsworth dock at 8 p.m. For San Francisco
a word which would lead many girls
Geo W, Elder sails Octolter 4. il, 20 and 29
But when the shoutin’s over and the
Columbia sails October S, I4 and 23; State of to accept, in a spirit of faith and obedi
fightin’s done, somehow,
California
sa
Is
October
8,
17
and
26.
SAPPINGTON &,
COLUMBIA KIVEK MI MMKK SCHED ence, the little restrictions placed upon
We hud we’re still dependin' on the man
,
Th” “••‘■'Pln'xe <lo>» not call
II.K DIVISION,
TILLAMOOK, OREGON,
behind the plow.
PORTLAND, ASTORIA AN l THE COAST for blind obedience;” it calls for what
Steamer R R Thompson leaves Portland
a the most valuable element in a girl's
They sing about the glories of the man
daily, except Sunday, at 8 p.m., on Saturday
at 10 p.m Returning, leave Astoria daily ex life—a perfect faith and confidence in
l>ehind the gun,
cept Sunday, at a.m.
her parents, and a belief that what
And the books are full of stones of the
WII.LAMKTTK KIVEK ROUTE.
they do for her they do absohitelv for
wonders he has done;
PORTLAND AND SALEM
er best nnd her safest protection.—
Steamer Kulli. for Salem ami way points
The world Ims lieen made over by the
leaves Portland Mondays. Wednesdays and Fri. J«adie8 Home Journal.
day«at6am
Returning,
leaves
Salem
Tues,
tearless ones who tight;
All work done on the Shortest Notice and at Reasonable Prices,
Satisfaction
days, Thursdays and Saturdays at 7 .15 a.m.
Knera,- Dlreeled.
Lands that used to be in darkness they
guaranteed.
YAMHILL RIVER ROUTE.
There is no danger so great for a
have o|»ened to the light;
Steamer Modoc, for l-ayton and way points
leaves Portland inesdays. Thursdays and Sat ma» or a boy as idleness. If mothers
When God's children snarl the soldier has
urday. at 7 a m Returning, leaves Dav ton for i and fathers would save their boys, they
*
*?’! H"<1 wa> P<»ut» Mondays, Wednesday,
to settle up the row,
should give them something to do. Buy
and Fridays at 7 a.m.
-
And folks haven’t time fcr thinkin* of the
Strainer A! mot a leaves Riparia Mondays an ax and a saw. and let them chop
Ueduemlaya
and
Fridays
at
1
<5
a.m
.
a
ter
ar
man behind the plow.
rhal ot tra.n from Spokane and Portland up that wood, no matter how large
‘•'Ji'” L*wi«tmi returning Sunday,, Turedav, the bank account. Let them keep the
In all the pomp and splendor of an army
and 1 hursdays at 6 a m.
seeds from the garden and the tall
Steamer Uwiston leaves Riparia Sundav.
on parade
luesdavs «nd Fhuiaday« at 1
a
. nf£' grass from the lawn, the dirt from
And all through the awful darkness that
arrival of train from Spokane and Portland
their own clothes nnd the dust from
L71;r,d\y,-.e:l‘T:raMo"d*”- *“•*• ■■■<•
the smoke of battle’s made;
their own shoes. Don’t do everything
In the halls where jewels glitter and
for them. It pays to teach the boys
W H HVR1.RVRT.
V A SCHII.LING.%ntrilcRn,;T.r1A»in‘
«ork-not so much for what they can
where shoutin' men debate,
1 elephoue t Main) 71a,
do as for what it does for them If
In the palaces where rulers deal out
Rooms 1, 2, 3, 12, 13, Up Stairs,
an’shon ■VRrO,"'l?aM‘ “P""o'ground,
honors to the great,
notice for fi blicatiox
a shop, a place of some kind where they
Laud Office at Oregon « ilv.Ore
N.E. Corner Third and Stark Streets.
Entrance 88’a Third Street.
There is not a single ¡»erson who’d l>e
Notice Is hereby given Ihat the^foil.'iwin. could work off their superfluous energy
doin’ biiness now
named settler ha’fllvd notice of hla intentinn
•h^lls Ina.rhle”Of ,n,ant and
Or have medals if it wasn't fer the men i
to make 6 al proof in .„pport of hi. ' . 8
if
.
he ma',,>rof re8,,iap. too.
NeVetr*.**!;'r-,f*■*
behind the plow.
if
you do not wish the boys to read
<m M.lv I».h .C’oT.... ... “
«orthle
’
s
book,
and trashy novels you
We’re a buildin* mighty cities and we’re '
.. ..
. , WABFILA GERVAIS;
"v «'mW
* h '*
”* '* °' •*r,io"
Tp. muM put into their hand, good. wriL
gainin’ lolly heights;
t"vi».,en L°!Lk’' "nd the’* not of’he dull
I
He name» the following wUneaaea to Drove
We’re a-w iunin' lots of glory ami were ■
■ J ' 'which will discourage a voting
upo" *"d «»“I"»:
mind—St. Louii Republic. ?
J
g
settin' things to rights;
Unichnnl of Nahulmi Orefnn Daniel
We’re a showin’ all creation how the
Hnkcy. A J Keaton and W H K mo « il
Halm Omron.
««om. of
world's affairs should run,
An Arctic Baby.
__________ C was . B. M oobks ReiriMer.
Future men'll gate in wonder at the
The arctic ocean doean't seem to be
things that wc have done.
NOTICK FOR Pt’RLkATloN
>heem°^U ■r?l'lr f>laC’ f°r 8 birth-
Und oik, ar Oregon City, ore.,
And they’ll overlook the teller, list the
place. Hut a babv «as horn there not
Noffre 1. hrreby given that 'th. ’ fo'j,
>->ng ago on Herschel island. This was
same as we do now.
n.n.ed reuUr ha. riled n,n|„ ,,f h|.
Inmate «rial prnot in.U|>p,,rl ol hl.elll— ’”5 nearer ««the north pole than „v u"
Who's the whole concern*« foundation—
th., -rdpvoo^.,:, h, „JI bviore the "»«re
"“’ ever lWrn before. Of course’ there
that’s the man lichind the plow.
b7t not “7 hal’iM *" ,he arr,i’' r> F‘on.
x w.^.,":?,r,h/;,hi’•al'dl"•’‘d•'!■•
SAMPLE IXH-IIX of the Headlight will
'«nd 7. It? ,?”*■
Herschel iv
‘ h / ä ' ä r^t.*
be sent free on application. Send a
* °9 'h’‘ nor’h coast of Alaska
postal card or leave your name nt the >
■
mile« farther north than Sitka
otHce it pays tosiihacribe for the lend-
.
..
LaisP Rev. Benjamin W Tamer t.ihn v
Ore^“ -“<* >"■"'•
«f N^tXn. hXfa^Tf
Ing. new siest and bra meat uew^>«per
m these waters
c"*’ B. Mooan. Reg«rer
™ Th.
i be —
re _
was great ex-
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CONSULTATION
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FREE.
TILLAMOOK,
FRIDAY and SATURDAY, May 12th, 13th.
0
LARSEN
ROUSE.
O.R.&N
GESSNER,
Painters, Paper Hangers
and Decorators-
h
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CHAS. COOPEY,
Civil and Military Tailor
PORTLAND, ORE
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"My Kingdom For a Horse II
WELL. WE’VE GOT IT AND MORE.’TOO
If
Want tc ZDri^re
XT cl© G-erxtle XZZcxse
Tc a. XTic© Easy
!
Ccm© tc Oinx StaTol© nrCd.
Oct it.
The Tillamook Limy and Sale Stable.
1 1LLAMOOK,
■
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n
F a
OREGON.
| eitement over the arrival of the i-
| ready to almoat idolize her; an E
1“V minister was in the cam.,
time, having been sent there a«. *
Mionary. With all the cerem^-**
sihle in such a place, the little girl***
christened Helen Herschel Sh
her father being Capt. ShertiMn^
baby came at the season of the ,
, which has contiguous daylight ,<*t
seemed very much pleased with suV"*
sunny world. She may be lost in won,1
when the long night comes.—Am "
Constitution.
u*“a
LOST FOR I.Uvu YtARS.
A Great Find ot the >llKhir p .
Thessalian Marble.
The quarries from which the ancientl
obtained their highly-prizedTbrsmii.
or verd marble have Ibeen <liac0VrJ
ind are again being worked by an Enr
lish company, says the I’hiladeku
Record. The quarries, which have ¡,,a
lost for more than 1,000 years, arc
the neighborhood of Larissa,
saly, Greece. The ancient working,,,,
very extensive, there being no (,»„
than ten quarries, each producing,
somewhat different description ofm,,.
hie, proving without a doubt thatevm
variety of this marble found in the
ruined palaces and churches of R0Bt
and Constantinople and likewise inall
the mosques and museums of the world
came originally from these quarries
In fact, the very quarry from which the
famous monoliths of St. Sophia, Con
stantinople, were obtained can be idea-
tified with absolute certainty by the
matrices from which they were «.
traded.
In modern times verd antico marble
has only been obtainable by thedestrw-
tion of some ancient work, and it h»
naturally, commanded extraordinarily
high prices. As a consequence, a num.
bcrof ordinary modern greens of Greek,
French, Italian and American origin
have been described and sold as verd
antique marble. No one, lioWever, who
is really acquainted with the distinctive
character of the genuine material could
be deceived by these inferior marbles.
Thessalian green is easily distinguished
from any other green marble by the fol
lowing characteristics: It is a “brec
cia” of angular fragments of light and
dark green, with pure statuary white,
tlie whole being cemented togetherwith
a brighter green, while the snow-white
patches usually have their edges tinted
off with a delicate fibrous green, radiat
ing to the center of the white. The ce
menting material is also of the same
fibrous character.
OBJECTS OF WORSHIP.
It I n in Thnt Way That Snvnses I'aoal*
ly Regard Meteorites.
Savages, whenever they come aerosi
meteorites of large size, are apt to re
gard them as objects of worship. Such,!
however, was not the dignified fate ofi
very remarkable specimen that is nowj
in the National museum, says the Wash
ington Post. This strange aerolite if
four feet in diameter, weighing 1,4»'
pounds approximately, and has the
shape of a ring. It was found in the I
Santa Catarina mountains, and for a
long time was used as an anvil by Mex
icans at Tucson. In this employment it
was discovered by Dr. Erwin, of the
United States army, who bought it for
a small sum, and gave it to the Smith
soniun institution. Doubtless theiub
stance of this meteorite originally wat i
largely stony, but the stony parts be
came disintegrated and disappeared
after it fell, leaving the ringoi iron. 01 j
400 meteors that have been seen actual
ly to fall, only about a dozen wen
metallic, the rest being mainly of stony
material, though containing more «
less iron.
On the other hand, nearly all of tb<
meteorites picked up in a casual way art ;
masses of metal. It is probably theca«
that a great majority of such bodies an
stony, but meteorites of that descrip
lion do not attract notice when lying011
the ground, being mistaken for ordi
nary stones. All of these facts are ex
tremely interesting in view of the be
lief now entertained by science that the
composition of meteorites throws ligi”
upon the make up of the terrestri*
globe. In fact, according to this theory
the make up of the earth is muchlik<
that of the average meteorite. Obviou»
ly, the moment this assumption is ma“*
the study of the structure of meteorite*
comes to have extraordinary imp1*
lance; for man's knowledge of ’
planet on which he lives is restricted«
most entirely to the surface of it. (
bowels of the earth remain almost un
known.
ROUND ABOUT EUROPE.
Russia was declared free from chol
era on February 24, for the first tin»*
since 1888.
.
Great stretches of the Veneti«»*
goons are being drained and culti'»,e'_
The soil redeemed is extiaordi»an.
productive.
In the mountains of Sweden. ^or*
and Lapland all vegetation wool t
destroyed by the Norway rat« were
not for the white foxes, that make’I'-
cial game of the rodents.
In Germany pawnbroking iseonaW
ed by the state, by the parish, or by pi-
vate persons under state iUPert’’JS.
During the year 1893 the sum ofi’,20'.
<MKi was loaned on about 220.000 pleoF^
Europe's |X>pulation has incre«-
by 29,928.(M« in the last ten years.»«;
ly half of the increase. 12.S10.0W-
ing in Russia, while Erance ha-’
mained stationary, her total inci*
being only 67,000.’
FOREIGN PERSONAL gossip
The shah of Paris ponnew“* j»*f
(allied at $60,000.000.
A b Inverness (Scotland) papeT''11 .
hidas Mact alMwus in it« 1 i»t
Scotchmen.
The queen has never set eves
*f her colonies, nor upon any P*^
Ssia, Africa or America.
Mme. Carnot frequently ’P‘‘n^*jw
loura in prayer before the to«nb of »»
ate husband in the Pantheon.