------------------------- THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. MAY 11, 1899.
fractional currency .
An item is going the rounds to the
tightly over the pieces of meat.”—From
effect that the sultan of Turkey eats
T imbkr L and , A ct J unk 3, 1878.—N otick F or
The Pathfinder, a paper published in nothing that has not first been tasted I Canxell'x Little Folks for May.
P ublication .
Uuited States Land Office,
Washington, D. C., has a plan by which by his cupbearer, and, according to I
Oregon City Oregon,
March 22nd, 1899.
• H()|loses to bring back the old days of Turkish etiquette, no other personage1
The Trout and the Ring
Notice is hereby given that In compit
| It "shin plaster. ” It hasa bill prepared
ane« with the provisions of th« net of t’ou-
may perform this preliminary. One The tale I sing is a song of spring,
gres» of June 3rd, 1878, entitled ” An act for
consideration in the next session of
the sale of timber '.ands in the State« ot Califor
evening the cupbearer was called away i
nia. Oregon, Nevada and Washington I'erri-
Lngress providing for the issue of sifver and did not return until late next day. I And is true beyond a doubt;
tory,” as extended to all the Public ¡.and Stales
The
players
are
Miss
Clara
Carr,
f tificates of the denomination of 10, 25
by act of August 4, 1892.
Consequently the imperial dinner was
MILES M FLYNN.
Mvself, Lucie Jeff and a trout.
I ,1(| 50 cents. Of course these would be deferred for five hours. Since then the
of Astoria, county of Clatsop, State of Oregon,
has this day filed iu this onice his sworn state
’Twas Clara’s wish to take a fish
. j under the same restrictions as the
ment No. :$o94, for the purchase of the Lots 3 and
cupbearer has had to taste the sultan’s |
4 and E
of Sw % of Section No. ft, in Town
From the bridge across the brock;
Ijl silver certificate, andreallv would not dishes a day in advance and then seal
ship No 4 N, Range No. 9 W, and will offer
So I rigged her a line, both strong and
proof to show that the land sought is more
jflvct the coinage question in any wav. them up.
valuable for its timber or stone than for agricul
fine,
Jt would require a quarter’s worth of
tural purposes, and to establish his claim to
A suit at Oklahoma City has brought
said land before the Register and Receiver of
And baited her Limerick hook.
sl|rcr back of ever 25 cent silver certiti-
this office at Oregon City, Oregon, on Thurs
out a most curious train of circumstances.
day, the 15th »lay of June, 1899. He names as
Icate to redeem it—so there would lie no
A woman secured a divorce from her hus With a spring and a snap and a speckled
witnesses:
old chap,
difference as to whether the quarter was band, together with a large amount of
Michael Kenney, of
ensen, Oregon ; James
Lawlor, of Astoria Oregon ; James Burke, of
circulated or the silver certificate issued alimony. The devorced husband then
Snatched the bait and made the line
Seaside, Oregon ; Joseph B. Johnson, of Sea
side, Oregon.
sing;
as currency on the basis of the silver on . entered
ulcilu uno
into an agreement with a good
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
I I gave a shout at the sight of the trout,
■ alxive described lands aie requested to tile their
deposit.
looking young man in the neighborhood .
j claims in this office on or before said 15th day ot
In a statement sent out to the press whereby the voting man was to pay | And Clara dropped her ring.
Better than any cemented-tired wheel on the market at any price. June, 1899.
C has . B. M oores , Register.
the editor of the Pathfinder points out
court to the woman, marrv her, get con. \\ e searehed for days, in many wavs.
where his plan would save trouble and
We
raked
and
dragged
and
sounded;
trol of her property and divide it with
T imber L and , A ct J une 3, 1878.—N otice for
expense. He says it would soon do away the divorced husband. The young man We sifted ooze, but ’twas no use—
P ublication .
United Sratvs Land Office,
with the post office order, the express carried out his agreement to the letter
In short, we never found it.
Oregon City, Oregon,
As
good
as
any
$50
cemented
tired
wheel.
March 22nd, 1899.
order and other orders of the kind on and then fled the country. The suit is Many a trout was taken out
Notice itt hereby given that in compliance
account of the fact that the bills could be now brought by the woman to recover
with the provisions of the act of Congress
Of the pool where the stream was
manufactured by Gormully & Jeffery.
of Jun« 3rd, 1878, entitled “An act for the
sent through the mails.
crossed.
sale of t niber lands in the States of Califor
the property of which she has been de-
nia, Oregon, Nevada, and Washington Territo
Of course there are all these features in frauded bv the conspiracy.
And ojiened with care, but no ring was
ry,” as extended to all the Public Land States
F.
C.
SHANAHAN,
Agent.
by act of August 4, 1892,
favor of the plan, but after all there are
there,
MICHAEL KKNNKY,
Can
be
seen
at
the
Tillamook
Lumber
Co.
’
s
office.
j objections to be offered, whether serious
of Svensen, county of Clatsop, State of Oregon,
And
we
gave
it
up
for
lost.
JARRED HIS NERVES
has this day filed in this office his sworn state
or not. True, it cost the individual
ment No. 3095, for the purchase of the Se
of
'Twas a year, I guess, when Uncle Jess
Ol section No 5111 Township No. 4 N. Range No.
s metbing to purchase a post office or Domestic Troubles Provoked by a
Caught a big trout on the flv;
9 W, and will offer proof to show that the land
der, but the cost thus expended goes to
sought is more valuable for its timber or stone
It was plump and round, and weighed a
Mannish Shirt Waist.
than tor agricultural purposes, and to establish
the support of this government, and if he
his claim to said laud before the Register and
pound,
Mrs. Lieutenant De Bride had won her
Receiver of this office at Oregon City. Oregon,
did not pay it in this manner the tax
And he brought it home to try.
>11 Thursday, the rftth day of June, 1899. He
names as witnesses:
would be levied through some other husband's heart by her womanliness, re
His
eves
shone
bright
as
he
told,
that
Miles M. Flynn and James Lawlor,of Astoria,
lates the Detroit Free Press. Her manner,
source.
Oregon ; James Burke and Joseph B. Johnson,
night,
her
bearii
g
her
language,
yes,
and
her
Of Seaside, (heuon
Perhaps it might be handier for per
Any «nd all persons claiming adversely the
Of the ring lost a year ago,
above-described lands are requested to tile’their
sons sending small amounts through the dress, too, all combined to make her ap Oil the very spot where his trout
I
was
claims
in this office on or before said 15th day of
| mails to send currency in the denomina- pear in the eyes of the lieutenant the
June, 18‘Jy.
got,
most
womanly
woman
he
had
ever
met.
C has . B. M oores . Register.
(tions suggested, but what security
And never found, high nor low.
He went, on happily picturing her to
would the sender have? If some mail
“ Now, what do you think?” asked he
clerk destroyed the letter what about the Idmseif at his office and dreaming of the
with a wink;
sweet
sunshine
that
radiated
from
her
(currency it contained? He would
“ I’ll bet you never could guess
I lose all of it, whereas, if his in in their home. Women “as are women”
What was ill that trout.’’ “ The sing!”
closure was a post office order, a bank are scarce nowadays so thought the lieu
they shout!
Freight handled with pispatcb and nt lowest rates. Fruit delivered in good order.
tenant.
and
the
regard
he
had
for
his
TILLAMOOK, OREGON.
draft or an express money order, he
Best Accommodations and Cheajiest Route to or from Tillamook.
“Nothin’ but in’ards," said Jess.
wife, all questions of love aside, was
j could procure a duplicate and need not
CLASSES
WERE RESUMED ON THE
Every attention paid to wants and conveniences of passenger. First-class table set
deep and heartily genuine.
.suffer the loss of its remittance. The
FIRST MONDAY IN SEPTEMBER,
WILL
SAIL
FROM
SAN
FRANCISCO
ABOUT
APRIL
13th
AND
That is why his ideals were so ludely
“Just a Minute’’ with Dewey.
I present tax is also an insurance that the
EVERY 10 DAYS AFTER.
shocked the other day when Mrs. Lieu
GRADED COURSE OF INSTRUC
I money will reach its destination safely
For further particulars apply to
TION
When
Dewey
met
the
German
there
tenant exhibited to him a new tailor
and be paid to the proper party.
ST. AI.PHONSU8 ACACKMY ia divided into
among the Philippines,
made gown cut in the most extreme
four departments, viz : Primary, Intermediate
The editor gives the following reasons
g S c
He didn’t like his uppish air, provoking
mannish fashion.
Grammar, and Senior.
for his faith;
stormy
scenes
;
“But, my dear,” expostulated Mr.
The year is divided into tour terms of eleven
No. 14 C alifornia S treet , S an F ranoso ; or to T ruckee L imber Co.
“A bill is to be pressed at the next con
weeks each.
Lieutenant, “don't you think it a bit too And when the German craved a fight and
gress providing for the issuance of silver
panted to begin it,
masculine ?”
TUITION FEE.
certificates in denominations of 10, 25
“Why, Mr. Lieutenant,” disagreed his “Ifwar you want, you’ll get it, sir,”
Tuition Fee for one pupil for a term of eleven
and 50 cents, in addition to those author
weeks
in
the
Primary Department, Two D ol
said
George,
“
in
Centrally boeated.
Rates, $1 Per Day. lars ; ill the INTERMEDIATE,
wife. “not. ii. the least. Besides all the
THREE DOLLAR«;
ized by the present law. The great popu
just
G rammar G rade , F our D ollars ; S enior
women I know are wearing gowns cut
G rade , F ive D ollars .
lar want of a fractional paper currency,
a
in a similar manner and they are to be
especially among publishers, mail order
minute!”
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC,
all the rage this season."
men and others whose business requires
Instrumental Music* oil the Piano or the
Mr. Lieutenant wrs too gallant to in “Go, tell your admiral,” he said, ‘‘the
stringed
instruments, fora term of eleven weeks
them to send orto receive money through
speech that I have made,
terpose further objections, but lie
T en D ollars . _____________
M. H- UPRSEN, Proprietor.
the mails, has at length taken this form.
And
tell
him
if
he
dares
to
cross
the
line
thought about that dress considerably.
VOCAL MUSIC.
The general public hardly realizes the And the next day he received another
of my blockade,
Vocal Music, M ight D ollars .
volume ofmoney is constantly circulating
TILLAMOOK,
I
’
ll
blow
his
ship
to
kingdom
come,
and
OREGON
shock and a greater. Mrs. Lieutenant
through the mails. At present the re showed him the shirt waist she intended
BUSINESS DEPARTMENT.
everybody in it,
In the BiisiiiesH Department: Stenograph,
mitter of a small suin must go to the to wear with the new gown. It didn't And he’ll have war to give away, in
Stage and Express Offices
in the city. No Chinese Em ploy ad Book-keeping,
mid Type-writing inducted, if
trouble and expense of buying a money look a bit like a shirt waist to Mr. Lieu
deaiied. The common branches, T hirty - five
just
D ollars for the whole course.
order, take the risk of sending coin or tenant. Just a plain man’s shirt, collar,
a
PPlHiii Sewing and Fancy Work free to the
pupils on Saturday afternoon.
impose on his correspondent by sending cuffs, bosom and all.
minute!
Latin, French, and German included in the
Senior tirade. Private I oshoiih in those lan
postage stamps. Stamps in the mails
“
I
’
m
here
to
flat
the
Stars
and
Stripes;
He expostulated.
guages T en D ollars a term.
often get stuck together hopelessly, and
Board and Tuition including plain and fancy
all other flags are barred;
His wife smiled sweetly and answered
needle work, T hirteen D ollars a month.
the government does not redeem them his objections with: “Why, it just har A rag like yours a man can buy for 30
When there arc* four pupils In one family at
tending. the liiHt one is free.
in any case. To meet this condition it is monizes with the suit, you know. And
cents a yard!
Sewing school, free to pupils, wi 1 be resumed
proposed to enlarge the silver certificate it’ssoeasyto put on, too.” she added, Keep off the grass! Take down your
on the first Saturday in October.
law so as to authorize fractional certifi “there's no fussing with hooks and eyes,
sign, or else you won’t be in it,
REGULATIONS.
cates. Inasmuch as this does not raise and ribbons and tying strings and all For I will turn my gunners loose,’’ said
Students are entered nt hiiv time during the
the money question in any sense or at such. I’ll just have to button it together
Session.
No
deduction will be made in either
George, “in
the Academic or Music Department for th«
tempt to introduce any new principle »round the collar, the same as you do.
just
Christmas or Easter Holitlny for withdrawal
before the expiration of the term or absence,
into our fractional legislation, it is be and that’s all. That ends it.”
a
except in case of dismissal or piolonged illness.
lieved that congress will readily accept
minute!”
ASTORIA AND
What further could he say? Nothing.
Those who finish a complete course In the
Academic or the Commercial Depnrtnient mid
the suggestion.’’
Hs went down town, however, thinking
pass
a satisfactory exmninaitioii in the branches
TILLAMOOK.
prescribed are entitled to a Diploma.
deeply. She had agreed to meet him at
Particular About Trousers.
OUT-OF THE ORDINARY.
3 o’clock in her new gown on the campus.
At the appointed hour he was on band
A leading citizen in a little town in the
A locomotive on a Georgia railroad
picked up a pig on its cowcatcher and He waited forty five minutes. Mrs. Lieu north of Scotland was asked to take the
tenant did not put in an appearance, He office of the elder in the kirk, says Tit-
carried it six miles without hurting it.
WILL RUN THE
Bits. He seemed reluctant to accept the
A little girl of Skippack, Pa., fell oil the went home.
Arriving there, he found the wife of honor till a wag. who knew his weak
sharp edge of a teakettle the other day’
his heart bathei' in tears and lying on the ness. whispered to him that if he became
General Banking and Exchange busi-
and cut off the end of her nose.
elder he would get £5 and a pair of
divan just on the verge of hysteria.
iiums interest paid on time depowils.
Will make trips every five days, the weather permitting, between Astoria and
A fire iu Elkton, Md., destroyed a will
He rushed over to her and kneeling trousers at the end of the year.
Exchange on England, Belgium, Ger
Tillamook City, carrying freight and passenger«.
by which a young woman of that town exclaimed: “Tell me, till me, what is
The year passed away, and when the
many, Sweden, and all foreign countries.
had been disinherited by her father and the matter?”
promised garment did not appear the
she got his property all right.
ELMORE, SANBORN & CO., ASTORIA ; or COHN & CO.,
went to the minister and said: “ I
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
And between her sobs Mrs. Lieutenant elder
.
TIL L A MOOR. A GEN TS.
A Kentucky farmer owns a mule which replied: ‘‘For—for two mortal hours I’ve haven’t got the breeks yet.”
‘‘What breeks?’’ said the minister.
has in some unkown manner acquired _ I’ve been trying to button this collar
The elder explained and the minister
the tobacco chew-ing habit and it will and—and—and I j—j—j—just c—c—c
L. H. BROWN. P resident
D irectors :
not work unless it is reguarly provided cxn’t manage these darned old buttons. i smiled and declared that the promise was W. H. COOPER, S ec . & T res .
D. II. BROWN, H. O. DAVIS, G. W TEFFT.
only
a
silly
joke.
with its quid.
The elder expressed great disappoint
Russia photographers shame delin
A Man-eating Plant.
ment
about the trousers and was turn
quent customers by hanging their pictures
"Now children, I am going to show ing away when the minister said: “You
npside down in their glass cases. This
Manufacturer« of
you a few curious experiments with the seem to care more about the breeks than
method soon compels them to pay up.
sundew, which I believe were first tried about the money.”
There is a quicksilver mine in Peru 170
by a celebrated man named Francis Dar
fathoms in circumference and 480 feet
Professional Amenities.
win. On this plate I have a pill box full
deep. In this profound abyss are streets,
HAIR CUTTING,
of fine gravel, another filled with finely-
TIUUAMOOK, OR.
squares and a chapel where religious
"Just fancy," said the leading man, by
chopped raw meat, the third holds raw
some strange lapse straying from talk of
worship is held.
SHAMPOOING,
white of an egg, and this one has in it
What was supposed to be a strange small chips of wood. Now, Eva. take a the “ profession,’’ “ fancy being a mission
disease that was killing sheep in Wabash small pinch ofsand, sprinkle a few grains ary and getting bo.led alive!’’
“Really," asked the soubrettc. in the I
county, Indiana, turns out to be poren- on tnis leaf and tell me what you see.
EVERYTHING STRICTLY EIRST CLASS.
Pine grass, which punctured the sheeps' Don’t push, children. There is plenty of languid drawl that she hoped would star 1
her in the society drama some day, “are
skin and poisoned them.
room for everyone, as I said before. I the benighted heat hen educated up to the
Uoeal Orders Promptly Filled. Well Stocked
A Pennsylvania trolley company has will sprinkle some on a second plant, so
delights of boiled liver lobster?”
bad to pay a young man $1,200 because you can divide into two parties. Tommy,
Lumber Yard near Court House.
'ts electricity got into a barbed-wire fence stand by me. I know there are seven,
BUBER IBB HlllDREilEB
The New Pastor.
»ear the track, and when he took hold but I count as one, so now there are four
SHAVING, HAIR Ct TUNG,
01 the fence to climb it he couldn’t let go it each pot. Well, what do you see ? A
He was a new pastor and found it
»"til his hand and arm were shriveled.
SHAMPOOING, ETC.
feeble chorus of “Nothing, oh. nothing,
somewhat difficult to get acquained with
It is stated that the annual bill loss by lid not depress Uncle Grim. “Look
his flock.
Electric Baths nicely tinted up. flood for
®ttin the United Statesis $150.000,000, again. I take a different leaf on each
On his way home after his first sermon
persons suffering with rheumatism,
plant
and
I
drop
a
little
white
of
an
egg
and 3,000 human lives. Every day, ac
he overtook a comely young woman
Building next door to the Post Office.
cording to the estimated, an average of from the blade ofmy knife. Now watch.’ whom he recognized as one of his congre
ALLEN,
’’sty-five dwellings and two hotels an “Oh!” “Ah!” “It’s shutting np!" "Its
gation.
INSIRE WITH
Proprietor-
burned. Forty warehouses go up each eating it!” were the cries, after a minute
She greeted him with a smile, and he
or so. "Quite right. You see we can-
■nonth in fire and smoke.
Claude Thayer,
felt emboldened to talk to her seriously.
not cheat this plant. It knows what
First clans Hccoininodation Agent for Fireman'« Fund and London
A clergyman who-was investigating
“ 1 was glad,” he said, “to see yon in
suits it and what does not. and it
church. It always gratified me greatly
London's slums found the body of a
at second elites rate.
and Lancashire Fire Insurance
child occupying the only bed in the one is neither so ignorant nor so foolish as to observe a young person voluntarily
Companies.
to
eat
gravel,
which
it
could
not
pos
ro<”n where a large family lived. At
MEA 121 IN THE
sibly digest. Now I offer a thrid leaf seeking the one true haven—"
CLUBBING RATES—Weekly Oregon is a
night the body, so he was told, was
“Excuse me.” interrupted the girl, with
CITY’.
and Headlight, per year, I2.SA , the
Placed on the shelf where a small supply on each plant a chip of wood, and you a slight blush, “you haven’t got the
Han Francisco Examiner and Hear*,
”ffood was also kept. In another family see thev both again hare nothing to do name qnite right It’s Harens. Jim liar-
Til'amook, Ore
light
New y< rk Thrice s-Wrek
with it; and last of all see how these
the children took turns in sitting np at
ens. He passes one of the plates."
Work an I Headlight, <2.00. Htrktly
Ilodqnarteis for Forcai Grove Stage Line.
same
leaves
which
refuse!
not
■
mom
cash
h
a
Iva
nee.
Then the pastor changed the subject, j
mght to protect the rest of the family
ent ago the chips of wood now close
I
the rats.
1899.
RAMBLER
ONLY $40
BICYCLES
ONLY
1899 Shelby Ideals, G. & J. Tires
$30
1899 Shelby Ideals, Hosepipe Tires- - - $25
St. Alphonsus
ACADEMY,
W. BEADLE
Co.,
LARSEN HOUSE,
Reduced
6.00 ROUND TRIP.
3.50 ONE WAY.
oe
Steamer W. H. HARRISON
or R. P ELMORE.
C. & E. Thayer
CHAS.
PETERSON,
PACIFIC LUMBER CO.,
All Kinds of Fine Merchantable Lumber.
Fine Dressed Flooring and Finishing Hot and Cold Baths.
Lumber a Specialty.
EDGAR LATIMER,
/yien |Jou^e.