THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MARCH 30, 1899.
-OPERATIVE DAIRYING.
A REVERIE
>er Read before the Dairyman’s He sits in his bachelor quarters,
Association.
With his feet perched high iu the air.
OUT OF THE ORDINARY
SAPPINGTON
& GESSNER,
S-A-XTZZ OF
Parisians eat 100,000 pounds of snails
TILLAMOOK, OREGON,
daily.
iofbssor F. L. K ent , of Corvallis, A picture of sweetest contentment,
The Philippines can supply the world
I a paperon “Co-operative Dairying," With never a trouble or care.
with cocoanuts.
General Banking and Exchange busi
rhich the following is a summary :
But deep in heart is a burden—
Fuel is not needed at Puerto Rico ex
ness interest paid on time deposits.
|n the broad sense of the term any
A “slip of a cog," as they say,
cept for culinary purposes.
Exchange on England, Belgium, Ger
p«infacturing establishment at which
A ghost that is haunting him ever,
A single oyster in season produces
many, Sweden, and all foreign countries.
^Braw material of the producers in that
Like a hound fast after its prey.
All work done on the Shortest Notice and at Reasonable Prices, Satisfaction
about 1,000,000 young.
virility •» transformed into a finished
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
given.
Ice thirty-eight inches thick was bar
Hduct may be considered as a co-oper- The smoke from his pipecurling upward,
Outlines
a
sweet
girlish
face,
vested
from
Lake
Winnebago
in
Wiscon
^X-e institution. Hence the production
sin this winter.
oft utter and cheese from the milk of any With features far fairer than sculptor,
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
There are more Irish flags with the
^iHty by a centrally located creamery Or artist’ or kodok can trace.
gold harp on the green background made
•r iltecse factory may lie considered ns His thoughts wander back to the church, in the United States than iu any other
ß L. EDDY,
yard—
instance of co-operation, whether said
country.
Jory be owned by an individual or by To a mound on the clovered hill,
ATTORN E Y-AT-L A W,
Herr Haby, barber of the emperor of
issociation composed ofthe producers " here sleeps his olden-time sweetheart,
Germany, is said to be adding rapidly to
Mmselves. Grist mills and woolen mills Whose features are lingering s»ill.
T illamook , O bkcon .
his already considerable fortune by dress
PORTLAND, ORE
I a small scale might lie considered as The fire from his pipe, dying slowly,
ing
moustashes
of
his
patrons
in
the
¡J lances of co-operation. Regarding Like the sun sinking low in the sky,
style followed by the kaiser, and by sell Rooms 1, 2, 3, 12, 13, Up Stairs,
H. COOPER,
J am and milk as raw farm products, Effaces the dearest of pictures,
ing the preparations which he uses for
H c grain and wool, the same arguments And brings back the saddest good-bye.
N.E. Corner Third and Stark Streets.
Entrance 8RA4 Third Street.
the purpose and which are manufactur
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
al jly in favor of handling them in one
ed
by
him.
GUINEY PIGS.
fl ce instead of in many different places,
Governor Roosevelt says that while
TILLAMOOK
... OREGON.
fl One reason wily creamery butter
Rates,
$1
Per
Day
police commissioner in Mew York he Centrally Iioeated
Guiney
pigs
is
awful
cute,
^Kallv sells at a price of about 5 cents
read one examination paper in which a
fl pound higher than dairy butter, on a With their little trimbley snoot
J. MAY,
candidate for the admission to the force,
Sniffin’ at the pussly that
fl :ical market, is that the creamery
answering a question which required the
We bring 'em to nibble at.
H >ds are uniform, and the shipments are
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Looks like they're so clean an’ white, naming of the New England states,
I infficient size to enable a jobber to get
wrote for the states, “England, Ireland,
An’ so dainty an' polite. *
Proprietor
M.
H.
LARSEN,
H much as he wants from one lot. It has
T illamook , O bkoon ,
Scotland, Whales and Cork."
They could eat like you an’ me
H ome a common saying among our
John Chandler, who lives in Allen
When they's company.
$| istern prunegrowers, that they cannot
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON
county, Kentucky, is the father of twen
rp H. GOYNE,
H a wagon load, and the same is large- Tiltin’ down the clover tops
ty-nine children, twenty one of whom
I true with butter. If several churnings Till they spill, an’ over drops
Stage
and
Exprc-
“
Office.
The
Beet
Hotel
in
the
city.
No
Chinese
Employed
are living and have families averaging
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
M required to fill a box it is quite evi- The sweet morning dew—don't you
five each. Mr. Chandler also has thirty-
Think
they
might
have
napkins,
too
?
Office:
Opposite Court House,
that the price realized would not lie
five great grand-children. Iieing thus di
Ef a guiney pig was big
fl high as it would if several boxes were
I
rect ancestor of 162 persons. He is 75
T illamook , O regon ,
As a shore-an’-certain pig,
fl td from one churning.
years old. a close student of current af
Nen
he
wouldn
’
t
ac
’
so
fine
H The introduction of the creamery sys-
fairs, an expert rifle shot and a democrat
When he comes to dine.
0LAUDE THAYER,
fl i in any community is of the greatest
of fifty years’standing. His wife, three
fl efit to those who make butter which Nen he’d chomp his jaws an’ eat
years his senior, is, like her husband,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
fl oor, commonplace or not above the Things out in the dirty street,
hale and hearty.
Dirt an’ all! An’ nen lay down
rage farm dairy product in quality and
Postmaster Tuttle of Carthage, Mo.,
T illamook , O hkgon .
In mud holes an’ waller round'.
h makers are usually in the majority,
has just received front the federal gov
So the guiney pigs is best
It is of less advantage to those who
ernment a draft for $8 26 in payment of
(J. J. DALY.
’Cause they're nice an’ tidiest—
ke a sujierior article of butter, and
¡OSCAR UAVTER.
a debt running since the civil war, but
Theyeat 'most like you an’ me
■ v a fancy market for it. And yet these
of which Tuttle knew nothing. It ap
J) A I. Y & 1IAYTEK,
When they’s company.
M t makers are pretty certain to become,
pears that in settling with Captain Tut
M he course of time, patrons of any suc-
tle for his services as a soldier one day’s
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
WEARY WAGGLES’ WIT.
iful creamery in their vicinity, and
pity was overlooked and also an allow
D allas . O regon . J|
am )tig its stanchest supporters.
Tramp Waggles, strolling on alone ance made for clothing. It took Uncle
■ In a summary of the ¡joints in favor of Found lying in his path a stone.
Sam thirty four years to discover the er
ROBERT A. MILLER,
ror.
w creamery system, the United States He pondered o'er the circumstance,
dep artment of agriculture gives the fol- If fortune placed it there, or chance,
Judge Simeon E. Baldwin of the state
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
M ingi
supreme court of errors of Connecticut,
And then bethought him of a plan
O hkgon C itv , O regon .
I ‘First—The quality of the whole fac-
in the course of areceut address advocat
For nourishing the inner man.
Land Titles siili Ijind Office Business a
r product equal to or better than the
ed a return to the use of the whip ai.d
He sought a farmhouse near the place, lash as a punishment for minor crimes.
Specially.
; of the single dairies in the samecom-
And, with want pictured in his face.
M i i ties.
He said that in our onward march in civ
(JAMKH MeCAIN,
Requested in a pleading tone
H ‘Second—A greater quantity of but-
ilization and the subdivision of thought
¡A. W. SEVERANCE.
The privilege to cook the stone.
produced from the same cows.
and activities into sciences men have re
McCAIN & SEVERANCE,
H ‘Third—The average selling price and
fined the science of penology too great
With ample water boiling hot
net returns per pound of butter con- He placed the stone within the pot.
ly, and in retaining only hanging and
ATTORNI-: YS-AT-LA W,
STATIONERY, BOOKS-
M rably increased.
imprisonment as punishments for crime
Thanks, if you will, a pinch of salt,
u ‘Fourth—The gains sufficient to cover
T illamook , O hkgon .
have caused the deterret effect of pun
And pepper also, while I halt.
PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULL K COMPOUNDED.
whole cost of running the creamery,
ishment to lose ranch force.
These condiments will season it
IT B. HENDRICKS,
M i causing
And soften up the stone a bit.
II.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Fifth—The cash income of the farmer
Names in the Postal Guide.
If you can spare that marrow bone
Careful attention paid to Land Office
Hta given number of cows, as much
The following names of postoffices ap
'Twill add a flavor to the stone.
work and collections, notary public
usually more than by the old system,
work and practice in all the
pear in the United States Postal Guide:
A
little
pone
or
crust
of
bread
win e at the same time.
Courts.
Mud,
Twin
Sisters,
Tex.
** ‘Sixth—All the labor, troubling and
Is good for cobblestones, 'tis said;
Office in the J. H. Bridgeford Building,
Mule,
Ore.
near the poat-office,
-use of making and marketing the Or scrap of meat will sometimes aid
Sodom. N. M.
BAY CITY ......... OREGON.
is removed from the farms and
S*one saup, when it is rigntly made.
Y’ellowjacket, Idaho.
seholds.
J. P. ALLEN,
This miracle I pray conceal;
Loyalsock, Option, Pa,
1)AVI1> WILEY, M.D.,
H ’Seventh—Relief front the labor of ear- See, this small stone provides a meal.
Wax. Io
Proprietor-
the milk and cream usually re-
PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND
And they who nature’s secrets know
Pabble, Sawdust, Fla.
s in adding to the number of cows,
ACCOUCHEUR.
Need never plow nor reap nor sow. I
Seven Guns, Quality, Ky.
Firat clllHH HCCOtllllKxlalioil
the effect of the friendly rivalry be-
Virtue, Tenn.
All
call
promptly attended to.
fl en patroi s of the creamery, with the
at second clans rate.
PAPA WAS THE MAN.
i
Wit, N, C.
T illamook , O hkgon .
M uent money measure of the butter
Zero, Miss.
fl jcity of the cows, tends to a constant “ Who was the father of this land ?" the
MEALS IN T1IE
Love. Colo.
teacher asked aloud.
0 E. HAWKE, M.D.,
fl rovement in them, and in the conse-
Oats,
S.
C.
CITY.
H it profit.’
'Twas on examination dav, and there
Pluck, Va,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
were parents proud.
I ’he first requirement of a successful
Tillamook, Ore
Pure Air, Rockycoinfort, Peculiar,
Expectantly
they
harkened
to
hear
fl mery is a sufficient number of cows
TILLAMOOK, OREGON,
Headquarters for Forest Grove Stage Line.
Licks Skillet, Mo.
named that immortal one—
fl led within reach of th-- proposed loca-
Sassafras,
Md,
Telephone No. 7.
«M of he creamery and the milk of Truest of true, bravest of brave, the
Pious, O.
lofty Washington.
H ?h is absolutely guaranteed for six
Rolling Stone, Minn.
M iths or more. It is folly to establish But through the rows of curly head a
Peppertown, Ind.
giggle
ran
around
—
| creamery and expect the cows to be
For
from
the
seat
of
Susie
Gray
there
hcoming later. If well conducted, the
His Mathematical Limit.
came a curious sound.
— . — .. — r, —------- ---- ——
mery will cause the number of cows
Susie
had
brought
her
talking
doll
to
"Mike,
” said Plodding Pete, “statistics
Uin reach of it to increase, beyond a
TILLAMOOK. OREGON.
school with her that day,
Boat Sail Drill, Cotton Twine,
is wonderful things,ain't they ? Ye don't
bt; but there must be enough of them
CLAMM
WKU RMUNBDfIN mi:
their milk must be available the day And, resting in her little arms, the have any idea how much dis world kin
Robert Stewart’s Gill-net Twine,
FIRST MONDAY IN 8KPTEMBER.
mimic
infant
lay.
hold
until
ye
git
to
talkin
’
figgers."
creamery starts, and be secure until
"Wot’» the matter wit you ?" inquired
Tan Bark, Fish Boat Supplies,
GRADED COURSE OF INSTRUC
fairly established, to allow the work But Marjorie Da, who sat next seat—she
has a laughing face—
TION
Meandering Mike. “Is yer mind gone
OR
e conducted on a paying basis from
MT ALPIIONAUH AC'ACKMY la divided into
outset. Consequently no creamery Had pulled a string that came to view buzzin* up into de billions ?’’
Anything
that
is
needed
in
the
Fishing
Industry
four department«, viz: Primary, Intermediate
under the dolly’s lace.
“Me attention was attracted by an an
aid start its opositions unless having
Grammar, and Senior.
With
that
the
dolly
ope
’
d
its
mouth
and
in
Great
Quantities.
At
tiouu
Priees.
nouncement
is
dis
paper
which
is
truely
The year ia divided into tour term« of elev en
control of the milk or cream from 250
WRITE
from its little head
weeks each.
____________
wonderful. Jes' t’ink of it; de cotton
s, at least, and the greater the num-
TUITION FEE.
of cows the more likelihood of a suc- Answered the teacher—“Papa, papa," crop in Texas last year was 2,122,701
de STOKES Cc.,
that is what it said.
Tuition Fee for one pupil for a term of eleven
bales."
ful| enterprise.”
weeks In the Primary Department, Two D ol
ASTORIA, OREGON.
“You don't say so!”
lars ; in the I ntermsdi ate , T hree D ollars ;
allowing the reading of this paper,
CHILDHOODS TROUBLES.
FOR PRICES AND CATALOGUES.
G rammar G rade , F our D ollar » ; S enior
“Yes sir. Ain’t dat astonishin' ? Here’s
ay questions were asked, most of them
G radk , F ive D ollars .
somethin
’
else
you
didn
’
t
know.
De
taining to the cost of building cream Grown folks tell us childhood’s days
world's output of gold last year was
INSTRUMENTAL MIJHIC.
sand how borne. Professor Kent est-
Are full of mirth and joy ;
Instrumental Munir on the Piano or the
$237,504,800."
ited that in Western Oregon a cream- That anxious cares and troubles
I strintfrd Instruments, for a term of eleven weeks
T en P olla km . ____________
"Was it?”
to handle the milk of 500 cows could
Their brightness ne'er annoy.
“
Yes.
Jes'think
of
it!
”
VOCAL MUHIC.
built and equipped for business for
But they forgot when they were young.
Vocal Music, E ight D ollars
“I can’t."
*00. T’nder co-operation the people
The troubles they passed through;
“Wait a minute an’ I’ll say it over.”
rested in the enterprise could obli-
BUSINESS DEPARTMFNT.
The many disappointments.
“It's no use. I laid awake last night
tn the Bu.tneM Department: Hteiu,graph.
e themselves each to pay a certain
Forbidden pleasures, too.
Book
keeping,
and Type.writing Included, if
tryin’ to realize how much $2.50 would
&
t of the cost of the plant and deduc-
deaired. The common l.ranchee, T iiiktv - i - ivk
The tasks that were so hard to do,
be
if
I
had
it,
an
’
I
've
got
the
brain
fag.
”
I ioi . i . ahh lor the whole course
i from the pay for the milk could be
ggrlni» Sewing and Fern y Work free Io the
When play-time was so near;
pupil, on Snturdny afternoon.
ie to cover the share of expenses as-
Latin. French, and German included in the
Burglary in the Future.
The lessons hard that must be learned,
ied so that the obligation could be
Senior Grade. Private leaaona In thoae 1.“
Those
mathematics
queer!
giiaile- Tra In,1,1.ana a term.
ASTORIA AND
dually extinguished. Mr. Kent said |
“Curse me luck!” hissed the burglar,
Board ami Tuition including plain and fancy
needle work. T hibtkbn Imi.i.aua a month
t the cost of a creamery is much less j But, worst of all the rest.
and fled into the night.
When
there are four pupil a lu one lamilyat.
TILLAMOOK
That dreaded hard ordeal,
n many such instructions were built
tending, the laat one la free.
Bear in mind, if you please, that all
Mewing school, free to pupi'a, will be reaumed
Of
writing
compositions
—
bv promoters during boom times, and
crime was now disease, merely, and all
on the first Saturday In October.
That’s trouble all too real!
t professional creamery-builders were
disease the work of germs.
REGULATIONS.
The subject is so hard to find,
the safest or most economical to
The burglar prcceived, in the cellar
Rtudents «re entered nt any time during the
The worried brain won't work;
1 with.
window where he tried to enter, one of
Session. No d ♦•«! net Ion will be made in either
tin* Academic or Music Department for th«
The thoughts are vague and scattered. the latest electric automatic spraying
. < hrislmss or Master Holiday for withdrawal
WILL HUR THE
he—The poet, Campbell, couldn't
Yet the task you dare not shirk.
I before the expiration of the term or absence,
devices, and endeavored to avoid it.
. except in css« of dlsniisss! or prolonged i I Ine as .
’e been baldheaded, anyway,
And when at last it’s finished,
But fortune was against him.
Steame. W. H. HARRISON
Those who finish a complete course In the
le—Why ?
I
Academic or the Commercial Department and
Oh, what a great relief!
A dick in the dark, and almost before
I pa »a a satisfactory examlnaltion in the branches
he—He wrote “Distance Lends En- Bnt then it’s worthless after all—
or R. P. ELMORE.
he knew it he was drenched with germi
prescribed are entitled to a Diploma
ntment to the View," didn't he ?
Yes, childhood knows of grief.
cide and cured of his malady.
Will make trips every five days, the weather permitting, between Aaloria and < LUBB1 NG RATES Weekly Oregoniau
Tillamook City, carrying freigl l and paaaengera.
And Headlight, |>eryear, $2 25 ; the
I have never yet quite figured out,"
“Isn’t it awfully dull and lonesome
Han Francinco Examiner and Head
“Pa, what is a hero?"
I the man who has succeeded pretty
out
your
way
?
”
light, $2 25. New York Thrice A-Week
" A hero is a man who tries to read a
ELMORE,
SANBORN
A
CO.,
ASTORIA
;
or
COHN
A
CO.,
I "whether my wife has faith in my
“ Dull ? No; somebody gets stuck in
Work! and Headlight, $2.00. Strictly
newspaper in the same room with a boy
cash in advance.
ity to do things, or whether her faith
TILLAMOOK, AGENTS.
the mud near our houae every night." |
about your size."
her ability to make me do them."
Painters, Paper Hangers
and Decorators-
I''
11
C. & E. Thayer
CHAS. COOFEY,
Civil and Military Tailor,
LARSEN HOUSE,
I
STURGEON’S
Drug Store
JXIEW AND SELECT STOCK
PATENT MEDICINES AND
DRUGG1STS NOTIONS
A Fine Line of Jewelry
/yien [ioii¡&.
FISHERMEN & CANNERYMEN ATTENTION ! st.
Aiphonsus
ACADEMY,
A
Reduced
Fares!
6.00 BOUND TBIP.
3.50 ONE WAY.